Because you're a social media addict. You should be at best buy or micro-center in the gaming section hunting nerds that are too scared to talk to girls because ^*those* *guys* spend all of their time watching porn which makes them pro's at sex, masters of the female anatomy, and it means they last extremely long in the bed, not to mention that they have one desire = to please a beautiful woman. Also it's a statistical fact that most skinny nerds have bigger cocks than guys who play sports. But instead you waste your time on social media when you should be having great sex with smart guys.
I love the way he's staring despondently into the ether as his bodily byproducts lay waste to all that which surrounds it. He has reached his zenith, he is the pinnacle of gassy doggo evolution.
My late dog Lucky was NOTORIOUS for the silent but deadly! Never head her but can damn sure smell it! One time she let one so bad it made me light headed and nearly pass out 😂
Same thing with my late bordor terrier pet dog Gimily when I fed him Blue Buffalo dog food he liked it but man... the farts that out his butt after he ate it smelled like something had crawled up his butt and died. The smell was so bad that me and my two parents had to vacate out of the house immediately to get fresh air.
Stellar concentration. Both standing and sitting. The purpose and effort were well thought out. I’ll surmise he has been training intensively to produce that result. He focused with a zen like thousand mile stare. Tell him good boy for me.
That carpets ruined man. It absorbed all those dog farts. Microscopic canine fecal matter is embedded deep within the shag. And the dog knows it too..thats why hes sittin over there with that guilty look on his face. Lol
This poor old boiy. He can't help it. But also, HAHAHAHAHAHA. XD Shamelessly watched a dog fart for 45 seconds...3 times...cackled like a hag in the woods every time.
Earth-1 BaTmAN the techer said fart once and everone laughed really loud and she said we are immature but thats just who we are. Im a 5 year old in a 12 year olds body i always think i think farts and poop is funny avoiding what others say
When my husband and I 1st started dating in high school, he had a big ass Rottweiler an we would b sitting on the couch watching TV and it would just start to stink so bad out the clear blue, so bad u would want to throw up. So I can relate. I'm pretty sure they fed him cheap dog food so maybe that is the problem, but I'd b figuring it out real quick! Lol
That dog looks depressed as fuck...
SNSD He's really old. It's so sad when dogs get old. He knows he doesn't have much longer left to live.
SNSD they get depressed when old
ibraheem stfu
Lmfao he really do tho😭
SNSD cause he old as fuck lol can just manage to squeeze a fart out
Ladies and gents, we all willingly invested our time watching a dog fart
Zeus Flores time well spent
Time well wasted.
Was not disappointed one bit
I watched it three times, I regret nothing
I'm well into adulthood and still find a good fart nothing short of hilarious.
From the other room: "Is that a live one?" xDDDDDD
“It’s gonna stink in here we can’t feed it”
@@JEEPERS_CREEPERS... “its gonna be stinky in here, what did you feed him” i dont know where you Got your quote from😂
Wheres the air freshner..
😂🤣🤣
Hahahaha
Yo the fart at 0:37 kinda sounds like an evil laugh, except it’s coming outta the wrong end.
Yoo
LMAOOOOOOOO
pootpootpootpoooooooot
Lmfaooo
I see 😭😭😭😭
What happened in my life that I ended up here..
Nothing Left
LMAO!!
Nothing Left sæm
If you spend too much time on UA-cam in a single day, you will end up with the farting dog.
LMAO 😂😂🤣
Nothing Left me too my friend 😆
Think about that: Every single choice in your whole life has led you to watch a video of a farting dog.
Lefteris Platis Sometimes we just need a good laugh
Never been prouder of any accomplishment in my life,
and I went to college!
At 1 AM. Very sad.
Lol that's kinda sad to think about considering how it's true
Lefteris Platis 😂😂😂😂 You are so right! 😂😂😂😂😂
0:18 "It's gonna be stinky in here!"
He's name is Mister Farty
I love how the video gets straight to the point and isn’t 10 minutes long. 10/10.
Has my life come to this?
Because you're a social media addict.
You should be at best buy or micro-center in the gaming section hunting nerds that are too scared to talk to girls because ^*those* *guys* spend all of their time watching porn which makes them pro's at sex, masters of the female anatomy, and it means they last extremely long in the bed, not to mention that they have one desire = to please a beautiful woman.
Also it's a statistical fact that most skinny nerds have bigger cocks than guys who play sports.
But instead you waste your time on social media when you should be having great sex with smart guys.
Cmd Ctrl woah man, you're projecting way too much.
Cmd Ctrl nigga what
Cmd Ctrl You went 0-100 faster than a Bugatti Chiron mate
Cmd Ctrl you literally have no idea what you're talking about.
”What did you feed him?”😂
Magdalena Fredriksson taco bell
Chipotle
*_Bepis_*
Arima Ahiru no only me get bepis
Right!? Poor dude has some form of IBS or something
What’s there to dislike? U clicked to see a dog fart, and u saw a dog fart.
👎 this comment
those lifeless eyes while he farts always get me XD
"louder than any human" YOU UNDREESTIMATE MY POWER!
Unbekannt 123 LOL
Unbekannt 123 I'm thinking the same thing! lololol
Unbekannt 123 Yeah you have no idea. If I was sitting on the floor the tile would crack.
Unbekannt 123 dont try it!
DONT TRY IT
Why is this on my recommended
Can yay
Tybreelo because UA-cam knows you wanna good laugh 😆😄😅
I could ask the same question 😂
Tybreelo admit it, you like fart jokes...
Tybreelo im asking that too
This is the quality content I've been looking for from UA-cam...
I've watched this video hundreds of times. And I still laugh my butt off every time.
*Plot twist* it was the man farting the whole time
Hahaha! Makes sense! 😅
600th like!!
I don't think dogs fart like that coz they have no butt cheeks.
Hell.
Dogs CAN fart like that.
@@davidmckirdy4063 that's what a human fart sounds like when he or she has no ass (butt cheeks) lol 😂
1950: I wonder what the future is like
2018:....
😂
Samuel l this is a funny observation
Your killing me 😂😭😭
Jared Robbins what? Lmaoo
Seriously. I weep tears of laughter and I hope it gets even better in 2050
I love the way he's staring despondently into the ether as his bodily byproducts lay waste to all that which surrounds it. He has reached his zenith, he is the pinnacle of gassy doggo evolution.
“What did you feed him?!”
The one kid in the back of the class
BEANS!!!!
Beany beaaaaans yaya
Beans,tomatoes. Potatoes
Tacos
Andrew Le the wrong food
I love how he sits there, leaning into it; a look of concentration on his face.
my Labrador retriever does this a lot when she shits....she just looks at me like "look pa! I'm doing it!"
btw she's 6.
@@nikerailfanningttm9046 to be fair many 6 year olds do that
nah he looks more like oh crap my stomach is fucked again
That's just proper fart form
People say the same thing about me.
“WAS THAT A LIVE ONE?”
“It’s gonna be stinky in here.”
“What’d you feed him??”
My late dog Lucky was NOTORIOUS for the silent but deadly! Never head her but can damn sure smell it! One time she let one so bad it made me light headed and nearly pass out 😂
Good thing you didn't let her sleep on your pillow with you. You might not still be here.
😂😂😂😂😂
Same thing with my late bordor terrier pet dog Gimily when I fed him Blue Buffalo dog food he liked it but man... the farts that out his butt after he ate it smelled like something had crawled up his butt and died. The smell was so bad that me and my two parents had to vacate out of the house immediately to get fresh air.
The face he's making while he farts
What if it’s a her
He's gauging whether an innocent fart is going to full into a full blown turd squirt
@@coydog7902 please, shut up.
Sure
@@coydog7902 I prefer to assume. It's like a little surprise each time not knowing who I may trigger by assuming a gender
plot twist : the guy recording this is farting
Most likely.
Lena Marunic it wasn’t but I’ll fart on you
wow, what a fuckin plot twist dickhead
🤣🤣🤣
I honestly thought that in the middle of the video
Your dog is so melancholy about the whole affair 😂😂
Stellar concentration. Both standing and sitting.
The purpose and effort were well thought out.
I’ll surmise he has been training intensively to produce that result.
He focused with a zen like thousand mile stare.
Tell him good boy for me.
*I smelt this video.*
How didi it felt
BEANS
Echo Vlogs me too then I realized it was my dog...
sorry i liked your comment so it’s 667 likes..
I mean it.
My dogs farts are silent but have the ability to knock someone out
I think you have some competition with Big Doggo
Same he goes into my room and does it 😑
ok big chungus 👌
SBD- the worst kind. Well at least they can really blame it on the dog!!!😂😂😂
*silent kill*
Dog is like "Bro that kibble ain't sittin right" poor baby you can see how uncomfortable he is by his face lol
This dog concentrated on its farts more than I concentrate on getting my life together
funny, though not louder than any human.
Loyd Eastburn maybe they don't know many humans. I put that to shame just getting out of bed in the morning. That face of shame though!
Loyd Eastburn ikr my farts can get louder than that
Ya I fart a lot louder and harder and sometimes it hurts
Loyd Eastburn true that i have farted louder than those when i rip some and it actually ends up hurting my ass
Flying Jew omfg i just commented that 😂😂😂😂
I love how the dog has no shame😂😂 I wish I can do that in public and not give a fuck
THETRUTH202 wtf no they don't
THETRUTH202 wtf random af lmfao
LMAO
THETRUTH202 LMAO!!!!!!! YES!
THETRUTH202 LMFAOO WTF 😂💀
I think it's the hooman farting and blaming the dog. It happens all the time. 😂
His breathing control on the last one is impressive
I FEEL LIKE I CAN SMELL IT
Shayan IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
Shayan xD
Shayan
Same
U^ェ^U
Sorry thats my ass
Poor carpet...
💩
Probably full of burn marks
Snaziko 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
At least there's nothing to clean up.........Yet
LOL
Still better than watching UA-cam ads in 2023.
Dog farts are hysterically funny. Ours cuts one then looks around having no idea they did it… or do they??
Fantastic farts and where to find them
Cole Miller :Crimes of Grindelfart
This comment made me spit me drink out.
Harry Pooper and the Deathly Farts
LEMGTHBOOK RULES BRO MO HALF M
Lemgthbook extemds far amd wide
*“what did you feed him”* 😂
Beans
Heinz
Sprite cranberry
Spicy beans I bet 😂
Taco Bell
He was only seconds away from shitting himself. 😂
here i am eating rice watching a dog fart...
im not even embarrassed
Plot twist: The cameraman is the one farting and he is just blaming the dog.
Marooned trust me, it was not me
2nd plot twist: you projected your stinky fart on to this video for likes.🤔🧐😆
Fun fact, my dog farted that loud today, it was hilarious
My gf cat farted on the couch and it rumbled the damn couch
@@billyhoward7283 I think it was you
"What'd you feed him?"
Savanna_137 That part got me 😂
That got me too lmao 😂
Salad
LOLOLOLOL. What have you been feeding that dog? Hormel chilli? My Lord. He's got a doggie angry colon or doggie IBS. Poor baby.
Nurse Benny I know poor baby he looks miserable 😣
The funny thing about this video for me is the fact that the dog looks like it doesn't care lol
"Louder than any human"
*are you challenging me?*
"Was that a live one?" 😂😂😂
masterkelt10 lol really tho
Best part!
i dont get it
idontcareaboutyourfeelings ., . bomb
Sniper Sharp107 Oh thanks haha
Why did this come in my recommendation?
Shreya Valunj just go with it
Good question
Why did you click? The algorithm is flawless. Don’t question it. UA-cam knows what you’re interested in before you know it
Because you also fart like this 💩
Shreya Valunj you know why😉
The pooch lying down at the end of that epic, did it for me.😂
He's resigned himself to the god of gaseous expulsion.
Is anyone else getting this in their recommend for some reason.
Yes. And I am okay with that.
I do. Got no regrets.
I do not regret
Regrets? Nope
-Reddo- me lmao 😂
Alright, enough internet for today
*closes youtube*
Siem literally my reaction
Siem this is pretty normal to me considering how long ive been on the internet :(
*Reopens five minutes after scrolling on instagram*
Evan White Lol, this is true for me too
Siem - I agree! Time to turn this crap off.
Dog farts be potent as hell like smoke being blown out the damn chimney 🤦🏾♂️
Dog:farts 8 million people: *interesting.*
that dog looks so serious when he farts. in super deep though as he plots his next move.
hahaha
Lol
F M I imagine it being too painful.
I don't even think he knows he's doing it... old farty dog
Probably focusing hard so he doesn't shart, cuz then it'll go from funny to trouble lol
That carpets ruined man. It absorbed all those dog farts. Microscopic canine fecal matter is embedded deep within the shag. And the dog knows it too..thats why hes sittin over there with that guilty look on his face. Lol
This made my day..😅👍
Akuma4u lolll
Ew
yeah. MICROSCOPIC
waht
this is the best video i have ever seen. thank you
This poor old boiy. He can't help it. But also, HAHAHAHAHAHA. XD Shamelessly watched a dog fart for 45 seconds...3 times...cackled like a hag in the woods every time.
When you fart loud af and blame the dog for it
LOL
Fake!
😂😂
ok weeb
@@deluxesofa i bet calling people weebs give you cool kid points
Watching this for the first time ever while taking a shit.
Nicely done.
Same here
Matías Martinez Same... wow.
Same
Samee
Has my life gotten to the point where I’m watching a random dog farting?
The way the dog lays down bracing himself for the next one 😂
Dude when I fart it's usually a sign that I need to shit lol. This dog must be prepping for a blowout!
DeathScythe1990 Well, his fur is the correct colour!
DeathScythe1990 OMG!!!! Why did you have to say that!!!! 😡
DeathScythe1990 i hear that all the time but when you're gassy, you're gassy. I've still had gas right after going number 2. It's the worst.
DeathScythe1990 It's when it smells that you know you have one in the chamber.
Two Trick Pony 😂
Why was this recommended to me?😂😂
Shannon Duffy same
You're the chosen one
Mr .Waffles HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Shannon Duffy was the girl I never quite managed to fuck. Dry humped yes. But never made it to the dirty deed.
No Surrender wtf
Yes I pay my internet bills just to watch a dog fart.
Imagine how loud it would be if it wasn’t muffled by the carpet
The weird thing is that I can smell it from here
Zeus Flores You sure it’s not just your upper lip?
Shadouken pretty sure it’s not
It's you, dude!
thats your breath
Zeus Flores ikr
*Is that considered a good doggo?*
MiitsPlayz - Random Games always
*The best doggo there is*
No.
The greatest
@MiitsPlayz You spelled dog incorrectly.
He is so old he just doesn't care anymore.
Who cannot love this dog!!
I just watched a dog fart... the urge to re-evaluate my life has never felt stronger.
instantsiv don’t worry - it will go away....😒
I bet that rug smells like beef stew 😂😂😂😂
Nickster ooh
Beef stew beef stew beef stew!
Nickster 😂😂😂
Nickster now I want beef stew
& the whole house
I'm not telepathic nor do I speak dog but I can 100% confirm that dog is thinking " oh that's better....thank fuck for that! " 😂
Algorithm shows me dog farting, I have now seen a dog farting
I can smell it somehow.
iam being me 😂😂😂
Steve Stell you got a pig nose?
Suman Kumari it's his mom
Lol
iam being me IS IT YOUR BREATH OR DID YOU JUST FART?? anyone get the reference? 😂
I ask myself every single day
Why are farts so funny?
Earth-1 BaTmAN the techer said fart once and everone laughed really loud and she said we are immature but thats just who we are. Im a 5 year old in a 12 year olds body i always think i think farts and poop is funny avoiding what others say
Matías Sosa ik
😂😂 Nvm
Matías Sosa female
Matías Sosa but i get ur point
logged out no one gives a shit if you are a male or female
I bet he felt amazing afterward like a new man lol
sweet old baby boy ❤️ she doesn’t have to hold anything in 😂
Dog- It was the HUMAN
dascorpio F right
Every dog. Always.
(Then leaves quickly )
Dam 700 like forgot about this comment
When my husband and I 1st started dating in high school, he had a big ass Rottweiler an we would b sitting on the couch watching TV and it would just start to stink so bad out the clear blue, so bad u would want to throw up. So I can relate. I'm pretty sure they fed him cheap dog food so maybe that is the problem, but I'd b figuring it out real quick! Lol
I cant believe i just wasted 45 seconds of my life watching a dog fart .-.
Well worth it😂😂😂😂
EXCUSE ME!
WASTED???
did you really said wasted?.------.
wasted?
-RATHALOS- I am trying so hard not to luagh XD you made my Night!
That’s definitely a senior citizen.
The blank stare reminds me so much of myself when I'm trying to push one out 😂
That's a sign of self control trying not to shit yourself
That stare caused me some fear for that white carpet
Haha great comment
What the hell do you feed that thing
Mostly ice cream and candy..
Dog food
"That thing"? He's a dog for goodness.sake!
1980Nicoletta no its a cat
@@gardivor5245 okay really sarcasm is not necessary!
the perfect video, from the title to the live commentary
Must had a Taco Bell! Imagine a Chihuahua farting louder than any human in a Taco Bell commercial! 🤣
I love how he/she acting like nothing is happening at all
Dog:if I act natural they won't suspect a thing
Dogs dont acknowledge farts...
Was just trolling I get the joke, was hoping to have someone reply. This is just an update to my comment for any future brotherss.
@@deadly1246 ok ill be that guy
@@deadly1246 its just a Joke dude...
Decibel meter: EYYYYY what happened to acting natural huh. What are you an animal or somethin? Madone.
"Monty noooo"
*Monty pukes*
got here from that video lol
Wrong video man
Wrong video man
Dog fart cat puke
@@justatrollyaloser go to the end of this one, it’s the exact same dog and multifart
Dogs are known for their SBD's. Audible ones are a true bonus.
Doggo plays the trombone with class
It's actually 10pm, and I'm here looking at a dog farting on UA-cam.
Good job life.
Legends tells that he is still farting..
LOL
LOL POOR DOG
.....to This daaaaaay
Alex_ndl95 xdddddddv 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
LMAO
My old dog does that, but she's scared of her own facts. I'll hear a little toot then she'll get up real quick and look around like "wtf was that?".
The older a dog gets the greater their fart game becomes.
So... i am just watching video where dog is farting??!?!? Ok i go to sleep maybe
UA-cam stara • maybe
Lol
UA-cam stara • same me go to sleep
Me rn
Yes but then you see the next fart video in your list.
THIS
WAS
IN
MY
RECOMMENDED
Louisa 😂 yep
Same
Louisa same
Same!
Title: DOG FARTING LOUDER THAN ANY HUMAN
My Dad: Finally a worthy opponent!
Bless his heart. He deserves a treat and a long nap after that. It made more sense than recent presidential speeches that I've heard.
Hank Hill voice: That boy ain’t right 😂
Clevelands voice: That's nasty
Gravy train
LMAO