Neckbeard Slam Poetry

[@Snaves]

No DP for a week, but I've got a couple compilations instead. Next one on Wednesday! :)

[@Snaves]

Actually, I think the next one won't be a compilation, but something more ... special ;)

[@samanthablackman4960]

praise you beautiful man!!
(oh shit did I just misgender you...)

[@Recon_Ninja]

This is better than actual slam poetry

[@sbcistheboss]

And half the time it rhymes.

[@easyprism347]

Are you implying that this isn't actual slam poetry?

[@killgriffinnow]

Neck beard slam poetry should be an actual segment

[@nonofyabidnez5737]

[snap] [snap] [snap] [snap] [snap]

[@Incred_Canemian]

*snapping intensifies

[@atheistmcclellan2692]

Neckbeard slam poetry segment

[@Incred_Canemian]

Yes

[@andor888]

Fucking yes!

[@bernardrednix756]

paul should be a rapper

[@ibewither5051]

That dildo line always kills me, then I'm resurrected to laugh my fucking ass off!

[@TehErr0r]

I love this

[@notfunny8804]

The problem is this is actual poetry

[@Funaru]

This video deserves so many more views.

[@Incred_Canemian]

Can this be a thing now? Can this please be a thing?

[@travishimebaugh8381]

What we need next is edgelord slam poetry. Let me try. Ahem:
"TEARS RUN DOWN MY CHEEKS LIKE BURNING KNIVES. PAIN AND SORROW FLOW FROM THE NEW WOUNDS ON MY FACE, HOT AND GUSHING IN SLIT WRIST CASCADES..."

[@mitchellline4242]

Ok, 15 year old TJ

[@setsers1]

@@mitchellline4242 what

[@Marcus-ir8yt]

I came, this is so beatiful... : , (

[@nIStephanoIn]

It's a masterpiece.

[@krissuyx]

"I'm just Ken"? Did they rip Paul off?