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  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 років тому +2299

    "Oh, isn't that nice."
    My goodness. Bernie Sanders: master of sarcasm. 😄

    • @naomihaynes2452
      @naomihaynes2452 5 років тому +36

      I can't wait till his state of the unions 😂

    • @katlynnjahn7303
      @katlynnjahn7303 5 років тому +3

      @fireball1 same

    • @pinkyogioriginal
      @pinkyogioriginal 5 років тому +1

      Lmbo 😂

    • @thesunrises7756
      @thesunrises7756 5 років тому +7

      one of my fav lines from him😂😂😂

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 5 років тому +5

      the12 to 17 trillion dollars that our workers produce every year needs to be stored and used on this continent to support the future of OUR population.

  • @RetroNewWaveBoy
    @RetroNewWaveBoy 4 роки тому +373

    Yang: "my platform-"
    *Roll Credits*

    • @japhetawa2389
      @japhetawa2389 4 роки тому +17

      damn, i was even rooting for the guy

    • @mjnmjn2958
      @mjnmjn2958 4 роки тому

      @@japhetawa2389 ဘယ္သူ႔လက္ထဲပို႔ျဖန္႔ခ်ီ်မရင္ အဲလူေတြအားလုံး ဆပ္ရမယ္
      လူကုန္ကူး အဖြဲ႔ေတြ ပို႔ေနတာကိုး ခံေပါ့ တဆင့္ၿပီးတဆင့္ပို႔ေနတာကိုး ေငြေလ်ွာ္ေၾကးေပးရမယ္ ုလုပ္ၾကံသတ္ဘို႔မႀကိဳးစားနဲ႔ လုပ္ၾကံ်နသူကိုအမည္စာရင္းအားလုံးရိွတယ္
      မ်က်နပ္တဲ့လူေကာင္းေတြလူႀကီးေရာ တိုင္းရင္းသားေရာ ရိွတယ္ သူမ်ားမိသားစုကို လုပ္ၾကံဖ်က္ဆီး်နတာ သားသမီးကိုယ္ခ်င္းစာမရိွတဲ့ ေခြးထက္ယုတ္ည့ံတဲ့စိတ္မိသားစုအဖြဲ႔အစည္း တကမာႅလုံးျဖန္႔ခ်ီၿပီး ပိုက္ဆံရေနတာ အားလုံး ေလ်ွာ္ေၾကး်ပးဆပ္ဘို႔ ျမန္မာအစိုးရဆီ အေမရိကန္အထက္အာဏာပိုင္ဆီ ဒီစာကိုအေရာက္ပို႔လိုက္ပါ
      ခုထိ လူကုန္ကူးေနတုံးဘဲလားပတ္စ္ပို႔ icjျဖန္႔ခ်ီထားတာေရာ
      ဒီအမီုကို ဘယ္ေတာ့ဖြင့္မလဲ
      ပိုက္ဆံမႈ fbအမႈ ပတ္စ္ပို႔အမႈ ေအာက္လမ္းအမႈ ေမ့ေဆးတို႔ေဆးအမႈ ဖုန္းဆင္းကဒ္ကလစ္အမႈ စတိုရီခိုးဝင္အမႈ လူကုန္ကူးအမႈ သူမိားမိသားစု ရန္တိုက္မႈ
      အိမ္ထာင္ေရးၿပိဳကြဲမႈ မိသားစုၿပိဳကြဲေအာင္အမႈ အေႂကြး ျပန္မဆပ္ခ်င္ေအာင္လုပ္ၾကံအမႈ
      အကတိလိုက္စားအမႈ
      အမႈကိုအခ်ိန္ဆြဲအမႈ
      တရားဥပေဒ ခဏခဏေျပာင္းလဲအမႈ
      သူမ်ားအသက္ သက္တမ္းကိုအခ်ိန္မေရာက္ဘဲ
      ေသေအာင္လုပ္ၾကံအမႈ
      သူမ်ားသားသမီးလမ္းမယူေအာင္ လုပ္ၾကံအမႈ ႏိုင္ငံကိုတိုးတက္ေအာင္ မလုပ္ဘဲလုပ္ၾကံအမႈ အဲအုပ္ခ်ဳပ္တဲ့ ေ႐ွ႕ေနအထက္လူႀကီးေတြကို အကုန္ျဖဳတ္ၿပီး ေလ်ွာ္ေၾကးအကုန္ေတာင္း
      ေထာင္အကုန္ခ်လိုက္
      မေကာင္းတဲ့လူကိုႏိုင္ငံ ၿမိဳ႕နယ္ ရြာေက်း မအုပ္ႏိုင္တဲ့လူကိုမွေရြးေနတာကိုး
      အခုအမႈအျမန္ဆုံးေျဖ႐ွင္းပါ
      ေနာက္ထပ္လူႀကီးအသစ္ေရြးမယ္ တိုင္းရင္းသားတကမာၻလုံး အားလုံးျပင္ဆင္ထား
      မဲမေပးၾကနဲ႔ အားလုံးသိတယ္မဟုတ္လား
      အရင္ကအုပ္ခ်ဳပ္သူ အခုလဲအုပ္ခ်ဳပ္သူ
      လူလိမ္ လူကုန္ကူးမႈျပသာနာ လူေတြေသေအာင္ လုပ္ၾကံၿပီး အမႈေဆာင္ရြက္ဘို႔အခ်ိန္တန္ၿပီး အခ်ိန္ဆြဲေနတာ
      တခ်ိဳ႕တိုင္းရင္းသားလဲပါတယ္ လူကုန္ကူးမႈ လူေတြေသေအာင္ေရာဂါရေအာင္ လိုင္းေပၚမွာေရာ
      ဝါ ခ်ိက္ဆက္သံလိုက္ကူးစက္ေနတာေရာ တိုင္းရင္းသားတခ်ိဳ႕fbလိုင္းသုံးေနတာကိုအမွန္မဖြင့္ေျပာျပဘဲ ပစပ္ပိတ္ခိုင္းေနတာေရာ
      မတရားတဲ့လူေတြ လူကို လိမ္ၿပီး အမႈအမွန္တရားကို မေဖာ္ထုတ္ေနတဲ့လူႀကီးေတြ
      ဂုဏ္က်က္သေရမရိွတဲ့ လူႀကီးေတြရိွတယ္

    • @felicitysmoak3757
      @felicitysmoak3757 3 роки тому +3

      @@mjnmjn2958 what

    • @richardlooch2109
      @richardlooch2109 3 роки тому

      @@mjnmjn2958 OASdhlFEoWRSghOSUGhgkgLROHOuROGOGRgaRYgORghVBVORVbORYgORrsghgyrfoGRYGOVbOYURGyrghrgeO*GHdoYRgtg tegTGETGefHGBRHGTyvzhreGHERRFGhsGNrHSOVGHa0ewuhrdGHOUWRHFovfhdbSHFRHgRWGHHReFEHFOSREHFRWfgeagHGGsGGhoRSUYGFUSHGRsygsyvrshOGVIuDFHBVRUGshvgYRFSGBVOURVYbbbbbbbbrhjFrsogvijprsOGVjhRIUUUBNruGvdhrygbvOSRVRFrsyfvgbrsVIOsyRRRRFVysRGsRlisrYHPGYsiGFfsihobvhgyuyuBGRySRIRHGfy8ihugyuRHIHOdyghrvhdrbvyrdzorFVsruHSYOGyDFOGRBYRYBRDHFgytdUYOgryvyYRvgVYsrYGySYGYgyvRGYGROUYGvbfryGvyrsGORGrosGoygrYOSGygsOGHRGuHsYGSYGysghSRYOgVbRGYuvrbSgybvusBRKyugfuSOROGYSSYRGVryGDBISYVGrsygvgbfdyvgrrySGGBVSOGFRIFRYBVUDYFVFRyGRSYGVgRYGSdygVBGRGVSYRvgRSYRG&DSYVGRyvgR*&GvsydBWYUDVIgr7G
      ok now decode this shit

    • @sokkerfreak
      @sokkerfreak 3 роки тому

      @@richardlooch2109 dick or pp

  • @phoenixl6877
    @phoenixl6877 5 років тому +465

    "He Gave Me Calcium For My Bonessssss"....LMAO

  • @ThatBlackPiano
    @ThatBlackPiano 5 років тому +344

    Bernie Sanders, Pete Buttigieg, and Andrew Yang NEED to be the top runners!

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 5 років тому +22

      Hell no, Buttigieg denounced the brave whistleblowing efforts of Snowden and Chelsea Manning. He said they should've reported it in-house first. They did, and were told to keep quiet. Looks like he made up his mind on them without trying to understand their positions. It makes me wonder what kind of atrocities he himself allowed as an intelligence officer. It means that if the CIA wanted to put in another coup like the Iran Contra Scandal, or if the FBI wanted to falsify evidence of "weapons of mass destruction", Pete wouldn't even blink an eye. He trusts the intelligence agencies to do what they must in the "interests of security" and would remain silent on illegal acts, allowing them to continue their business as usual. Eff that, I don't trust him.
      Also, he threatened to bulldoze homes as an incentive to get poor people to repair the infrastructure---which should actually be funded by the city, not citizens. When they didn't comply, he tore them down. Some were too poor to make repairs, but he made them pay for his demolition too. All in an attempt to gentrify the community.
      He also fired the first black police chief after he exposed tapes that recorded racism in the police force. And suspiciously, many black officials were slowly fired or let go.
      My other issue with him is that he said he's willing to take money from Wall Street, essentially a "dog-whistle" to them that he's willing to be their corporate shill. The worst is the recent NY Times article that showed that Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Buttigieg, among other corporate dems, had secret dinners to discuss how to stop Bernie. What's crazy about this is that they weren't even trying to hide it that well and are being blatantly conspiratorial. The fact that the DNC conspired against Bernie back in 2016 should come as no surprise, but to involve a running presidential candidate in the scheme is a new low. I don't trust Buttigieg, he's just another establishment cronie who will help maintain the status quo. No thanks.

    • @ThatBlackPiano
      @ThatBlackPiano 5 років тому +9

      YourMajesty143 🤣🤣🤣 Snowden and Chelsea Manning we’re traitors. If Snowden wanted to be a “hero” he would have ONLY reported about the NSA listening in on people, but he just couldn’t do that. Nope. He also leaked intel on how the NSA targeted bitcoin users to gather intelligence to combat narcotics and money laundering. Snowden-disclosed documents have put U.S. personnel or facilities at risk around the world, damaged intelligence collection efforts, exposed tools used to amass intelligence, destabilized U.S. partnerships abroad and exposed U.S. intelligence operations, capabilities and priorities. He handed over secrets that protect American troops overseas and secrets that provide vital defenses against terrorists and nation states. Snowden showed reckless disregard for U.S. national security. A vast majority of the stolen documents did not relate to electronic surveillance and instead delved into personal network drives of people who were involved in hiring decisions. Snowden installed a software patch that crashed the system while he was working at an NSA facility in Hawaii. After a manager complained in a mass email, Snowden got into an argument over his fuck up with a much more senior NSA official, leading to a rebuke that his conduct was unacceptable. He apologized - and then began unauthorized downloads of the material later to be leaked that had little to do with Americans call records being secretly collected. He shared information with Russian intelligence and remains in regular contact with the Russian government. He spied on his colleagues, invaded their personal privacy, and hunted for personnel records about promotions and hiring within the NSA. To this day investigators have not been able to find one piece of evidence that he ever expressed any concerns to colleagues about the nature of NSA’s surveillance work on fellow Americans. Most of his leaks had little impact on how the NSA does business. His disclosure of the so-called PRISM program, for example - under which the federal government spies on foreigners by gathering data from U.S. internet providers - did not lead to the abandonment of that program, which is considered extremely valuable even though it incidentally collects some American data. He should be brought to justice for his reckless actions.
      Manning leaked hundreds of thousands of secret military and diplomatic files to WikiLeaks. BRADLEY Manning caused one of the most harmful leaks in American history. He released into the public eye the identities of foreigners helping the U.S. in war zones, the means and methods of U.S. military operations, and our sensitive diplomatic communications with other nations. Lives-American and foreign-no doubt were lost because of the leaks. If anyone can think of a more harmful blow to U.S. intelligence in our history, let’s hear it. He should have been sentenced to close to the 90 years that were still possible. They are both traitors and should never roam free on American soil again.

    • @matazstec
      @matazstec 5 років тому +8

      YourMajesty143 Yeah, none of that is exactly true. www.reddit.com/r/Pete_Buttigieg/comments/bexlmi/compilation_of_smears_and_rebuttals/?

    • @mlbashanti8885
      @mlbashanti8885 4 роки тому +3

      @@ThatBlackPiano thank you. When u cross American no matter what u are a traitor! U are supposed to support ur country and support ur president NO MATTER WHAT!!!!

    • @Loren1389
      @Loren1389 4 роки тому +9

      @@mlbashanti8885 "Support ur country support ur president no matter what" ...wtf? xD well hey-ho, we got another one of those mindless patriots, also called maga-idiots *facepalm*

  • @ReneKnights
    @ReneKnights 5 років тому +1689

    "Uh, my platform-" video ends

    • @ByWhatDesign
      @ByWhatDesign 5 років тому +80

      Don't worry, he's not hiding his platform (109 policies last time I checked): yang2020.com/policies

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 5 років тому +97

      ByWhatDesign...No he's not at all...This video just decided to not really put him in the video at all for some weird reason. 🤔...I heard what everyone else was about, why not him as well? Only fair!

    • @lexo420
      @lexo420 5 років тому +11

      Lol

    • @aprillee2217
      @aprillee2217 5 років тому +40

      For anyone interested here is his platform. More policies online than any other candidate. www.yang2020.com/policies/

    • @DemonDarakna
      @DemonDarakna 5 років тому +41

      That was the best, funniest ending ever XD

  • @rickyicesmith1433
    @rickyicesmith1433 5 років тому +2263

    If Cory Booker won it would literally be "Cory in the House"

    • @laurenreed4290
      @laurenreed4290 5 років тому +68

      Ricky Icesmith give me your phone right now 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @MrSky-pm9zn
      @MrSky-pm9zn 5 років тому +27

      "He's wind-proof"

    • @mawile3037
      @mawile3037 5 років тому +12

      Stfu lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @teetsman
      @teetsman 5 років тому +44

      That's my favorite anime

    • @elgordo2162
      @elgordo2162 5 років тому +18

      Shhhh shhh that might get hin elected

  • @MusicBankTv
    @MusicBankTv 5 років тому +1270

    For the 3% reading this, i hope you become successful in everything you dream of and accomplish more than you had imagined. My dream is to become a successful African artiste

  • @kotanoel
    @kotanoel 5 років тому +545

    Trevor really does the best voices. He does a trump voice better than trump haha. Perfect caricatures
    And obama’s is spot on! Well done. Really adds to the effect

    • @justaman553
      @justaman553 4 роки тому +4

      Lool I agree

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 4 роки тому +3

      True. He is a great impressionist.

    • @Savagefem
      @Savagefem 4 роки тому

      His trump voice sounds like Alec (Alex) Baldwin impersonating trump.

    • @marielarcino3128
      @marielarcino3128 3 роки тому

      And he could sing too 😄

  • @CyborgNinja.
    @CyborgNinja. 5 років тому +1989

    Bernie's list is way greater than Arya Stark's

    • @YTFlove4ever
      @YTFlove4ever 5 років тому +5

      Shut up about the list.
      Shut up about the list!
      Shut up. About the list.

    • @sjonjones4009
      @sjonjones4009 5 років тому +9

      GG. You beat me to it!

    • @shittymcrvids3119
      @shittymcrvids3119 5 років тому +3

      lmao

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund 5 років тому +13

      And like Arya he will work that list off! ^^

    • @A5p3r07h
      @A5p3r07h 5 років тому +1

      Whoa

  • @brokenking5044
    @brokenking5044 5 років тому +798

    Way to cut off the Yang Gang Platform

    • @OmB45
      @OmB45 5 років тому +17

      Yea

    • @zachzaslavsky4282
      @zachzaslavsky4282 5 років тому +62

      Yeah, I was waiting the whole vid for yang then that 2 second thing showed up

    • @ob5443
      @ob5443 5 років тому +8

      Yang is a corporate hack. Being rich doesn’t qualify you for office

    • @Narutendo3
      @Narutendo3 5 років тому +106

      @@ob5443 He's not rich or corporate. He created a non-profit with the goal of creating jobs for people. That was his business. His education and his platform are what qualifies him.

    • @stephlynn1982
      @stephlynn1982 5 років тому +53

      I don’t personally like yang, but he shouldn’t have been left out. He has a unique enough platform and enough people going to his rallies to warrant attention.

  • @anvy2000
    @anvy2000 5 років тому +28

    Kamala Harris is like that cool aunt that you like to hang out with and throw shades at your parent.

  • @EspeciallyEl
    @EspeciallyEl 5 років тому +116

    Bernie can be SAVAGE and I want to see more of that side of him! I love that he's polite and presidential when it comes to discussing other candidates, but sometimes I wish he wouldn't pull punches. Tell it like it is! #Bernie2020

  • @username172
    @username172 5 років тому +886

    I was gonna order a pizza......... then i went to brooklin and now im completely vegan jkjk

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 5 років тому +25

      You know there are vegan pizzas right?

    • @Scorpiousss
      @Scorpiousss 5 років тому +4

      Almost too true it's sad lol

    • @username172
      @username172 5 років тому +6

      Its a joke lol ik theres vegan pizza😐

    • @samimotag
      @samimotag 5 років тому +2

      @@username172 😂that's a good one

    • @joshurlay
      @joshurlay 5 років тому +9

      I was gonna order a pizza.......... then I went to Brooklyn and now I'm completely Jewish

  • @PaulusEndjala
    @PaulusEndjala 5 років тому +414

    "In Brooklyyyn,/ turns out all my past views were racists/ that's something I'm changing/ This can only be done in Brooklyn/ Brooklyn / Brooklyyyn" . ..

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 5 років тому +8

      It reminds me of that old Charlie Daniels song,
      "The Devil Went Down to Brooklyn
      (and came back a kinder, wiser being)"

  • @anneshamasters
    @anneshamasters 5 років тому +33

    I love when Trevor references songs and then sings them with different lyrics 😂😂 genuinely brings me so much joy. Also his deadpan look when warrens drinking clip ended- Gold.

    • @NikisNow-
      @NikisNow- 4 роки тому

      Annesha Masters which song did he sing? Mimic *

  • @andrewdangerously4463
    @andrewdangerously4463 4 роки тому +40

    Yang even gets only 30 seconds of airtime when they're making fun of candidates. Just like the debates. Haha

  • @PAULMATA1
    @PAULMATA1 5 років тому +208

    Dam why you gotta do Andrew Yang like that lol

  • @candrabird7676
    @candrabird7676 5 років тому +142

    “I like beer” funny slight to Kavanah too

  • @JC-hf7eg
    @JC-hf7eg 5 років тому +604

    yang has some of the better policies and dude got cut off lol that's tough

    • @MimiYuYu
      @MimiYuYu 5 років тому +32

      J C I think it’s a running gag. I personally like that $1000 a month

    • @firstnamesir6698
      @firstnamesir6698 5 років тому +5

      250$ a week

    • @ArjavRawal2002
      @ArjavRawal2002 5 років тому +8

      you mean cutting 20% of the federal government and then implementing medicare for all? yeah that’s a great policy

    • @JC-hf7eg
      @JC-hf7eg 5 років тому +11

      @@ArjavRawal2002 just curious, who are you considering or who do you think has the best policies?

    • @tomthecasual5337
      @tomthecasual5337 5 років тому +8

      well the way it ends really inspires to look for his platform and you get way more information out of there. its atleast better advertisement than throwing binders :)

  • @bob-manuel
    @bob-manuel 5 років тому +25

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He sound like barrac

  • @kristisenegal4531
    @kristisenegal4531 5 років тому +155

    Bernie 2020🗳

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 років тому +183

    "Okay. So you're Asian, you're running for president... What else is there to know?"
    "Uh... my platform."
    Yes? What's the dude's platform?

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman 5 років тому +2

      Yangbux.

    • @greezooo
      @greezooo 5 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/txBk8lrTZ_Q/v-deo.html

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 5 років тому +3

      Search the channel for his name he gives you his platform

    • @brandoughboy
      @brandoughboy 5 років тому +9

      Look up his interview with Joe Rogan, they talk about a lot of different policies.

    • @MimiYuYu
      @MimiYuYu 5 років тому +9

      He has the biggest policy platform. I think that was the joke.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 5 років тому +74

    Hmm, maybe Gillibrand does have a point. You really find the correct beliefs in Brooklyn.
    That explains why Bernie has been correct through his whole career!

  • @casperchristensen8354
    @casperchristensen8354 4 роки тому +21

    "OK, whats aaah, whats going on in Brooklyn."
    Lol.

  • @emmbeesea
    @emmbeesea 5 років тому +391

    Bernie's biggest obstacles: static electricity and having a best-seller book.

    • @tomjackson6532
      @tomjackson6532 5 років тому +6

      And opening canned veggies.

    • @dulynoted2427
      @dulynoted2427 5 років тому +13

      His book was a best seller.

    • @lozenz1058
      @lozenz1058 5 років тому +4

      @@dulynoted2427 his hair was static_electricitied. duh
      dont u get it?both of his statements were meant to be jokingly true lol
      explaining joke does makes it worse
      if u wanna correct something.."biggest obstacles"..hmm

    • @supermojo9672
      @supermojo9672 5 років тому +1

      You damn elecricity!!!

    • @kennethbugay813
      @kennethbugay813 5 років тому +4

      Anyone of these candidates would be better that the dictator who is in office.

  • @Mr.Fluffy_Rainbow
    @Mr.Fluffy_Rainbow 4 роки тому +4

    HAHAHA I love how they just cut after Andrew Yang said “my platform”. That really got me. 😂🤣

  • @MaryJaneHancock
    @MaryJaneHancock 5 років тому +64

    Trevor , you're such a great talent! So glad you have your own show. You rock.

  • @lk447
    @lk447 5 років тому +13

    My dear American friends : If you fail to vote for Bernie Sanders 2020 again, you officially lost your right to such a politician.
    Please send him over to Germany afterwards, we need him here, too

  • @Ladygothii12
    @Ladygothii12 5 років тому +246

    What is Yang's platform you may ask.
    Well we sure as hell ain't gonna tell you.

    • @aprillee2217
      @aprillee2217 5 років тому +21

      www.yang2020.com/policies/

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman 5 років тому +12

      No, that's Pete Buttigieg.

    • @jeroentje58
      @jeroentje58 5 років тому +12

      @Al S Now that is really smart..... I know what I know, I don't need to inform myself.... that's just human nature. No it is not. Human nature is to explore and ask questions.

    • @Ladygothii12
      @Ladygothii12 5 років тому +1

      @@aprillee2217 I already knew that, but thanks for posting them anyway

    • @Murmurrr
      @Murmurrr 5 років тому

      Al S terrible logic

  • @bnawr4336
    @bnawr4336 5 років тому +78

    I was kind of suspecting they weren't going to show much from Yang, but, I never thought it was going to be done in such way:
    "He's Andrew Yang, he has a platform. THE END".

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 5 років тому +8

      Search the channel they did a whole episode on him remember this is a comedy show The abruptness of that was on purpose

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 5 років тому

      Andrew Young is black.

  • @lynngaribay4090
    @lynngaribay4090 5 років тому +75

    Yes yes Bernie 2020

  • @melindmccluske8109
    @melindmccluske8109 5 років тому +24

    Trevor you bring so much peace of mind in our generation.excellent video.

  • @lilycane3337
    @lilycane3337 5 років тому +228

    Cool it with the long hours Bernie, we want to make sure you're still alive for the nomination

    • @skeletonrowdie1768
      @skeletonrowdie1768 5 років тому +9

      lol most voters should make sure they're awake to vote. Bernie will handle himself, he always did, he doesn't need advice on that y'know. If anything, a particular someone should check his cholesterol levels.

    • @YoYo-xr3ew
      @YoYo-xr3ew 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @captrodgers4273
      @captrodgers4273 5 років тому

      @@skeletonrowdie1768 yeah got paid off by hillary to shut up

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 5 років тому +2

      Bernie ran track and played sports most of his life. You can find a recent video of him shooting hoops on youtube while wearing a tie and dress shoes! He never stops, he can definitely keep up!!

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 5 років тому +2

      @@captrodgers4273 - He didn't get paid a dime. Bernie hesitated, but eventually made the best choice that would ensure he gets another chance to run. Disputing Hilary's nomination would've been political suicide. He didn't want to end up like Ralph Nader. And it worked, he's leading the polls, gaining millions in donations & millions of volunteers. Nobody else has ever had a grass roots movement like this.

  • @laurenreed4290
    @laurenreed4290 5 років тому +70

    “I guess she wanted to start her campaign the same way Hillary ended hers”- throw the whole palm tree, why don’t you? Damn 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @sebastianlavallee706
      @sebastianlavallee706 5 років тому

      @Thornback But if the popular vote mattered, presidential candidates couldn't just focus on a few key states but might actually have to care about everyone. And even worse, cities might be more important than rural areas just because that's where people live...

  • @acabaconto
    @acabaconto 5 років тому +114

    Feel da bern 🔥🔥🔥... Bernie 20/20 💯🇺🇸

  • @bethchaney1965
    @bethchaney1965 5 років тому +30

    Klu Klux Kiersten LMMFAO best thing all day😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ducatimidnight594
    @ducatimidnight594 4 роки тому +4

    This man and his team is the absolute realist !

  • @mjfor-short4844
    @mjfor-short4844 5 років тому +18

    Is Trevor in love with Pete? Why isn't Kamala higher on list? Would a Bernie Warren ticket work? How about Kamala/ Bernie or Bernie Yang. Can VPs serve more than 8 years?

  • @markg8022
    @markg8022 5 років тому +49

    "Thank you for being here ... " -- Elizabeth Warren to her husband, of whom she lives with ...

    • @henrystevens2290
      @henrystevens2290 4 роки тому +6

      That's how white people talk to each other

    • @lynnlockamy4665
      @lynnlockamy4665 4 роки тому

      Exactly! Phony as hell!

    • @stevenpaul3878
      @stevenpaul3878 4 роки тому

      @@henrystevens2290 lol no its not you racist piece of shit

    • @guledosman8512
      @guledosman8512 4 роки тому +2

      @@stevenpaul3878 what was racist about that calm down man

    • @stevenpaul3878
      @stevenpaul3878 4 роки тому

      @@guledosman8512 open your eyes. Rhe daily show is very blatantly racist against whites. Thats the left for you. Racist and stupid.

  • @panterminaify
    @panterminaify 5 років тому +49

    Look where the Money comes from and ull know...... #Bernieforpresident

  • @midnightgutz5689
    @midnightgutz5689 5 років тому +113

    Bernie Sanders 2020, I can only imagine him as president everytime he talks it's pure gold unlike a certain orange blob

    • @Rexxxxxxxxxxxxxx
      @Rexxxxxxxxxxxxxx 5 років тому

      Alexis Arellano and what policies of Bernie’s do you agree with?

    • @johanabartuskova3565
      @johanabartuskova3565 5 років тому +4

      Thornback but you see, here is the problem. This should have nothing to do with this whatsoever. It should not matter whether a person running is white or black or Asian or a woman or part of the LGBTQ... they should be running because of their qualification.. and yes I agree that historically it has been the “old/middle aged white guy” due to racism and sexism, but it should not matter today. I’m not going to vote for someone just because they are a woman or Asian, but because I believe in them or their platform.

  • @knowledgeiskey1319
    @knowledgeiskey1319 5 років тому +297

    *"Uh, My platfor..."*
    Wow, Trevor... Good coverage on yang. Really???

    • @bignose1446
      @bignose1446 5 років тому +8

      Knowledge Is Key Issa joke

    • @greezooo
      @greezooo 5 років тому +19

      Agreed. Cutting off Yang, who has the most thorough platform, is biting political satire.

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 5 років тому +3

      It's a bloody joke. xD

    • @knowledgeiskey1319
      @knowledgeiskey1319 5 років тому

      @@andreaskarlsson5251 Yeah no sh*t, i was using sarcasm.

    • @delevilme
      @delevilme 5 років тому +4

      @@knowledgeiskey1319 unsuccessfully, but keep trying

  • @mayu277
    @mayu277 4 роки тому +3

    "It's 2020 24/7"
    *oh boy did that age wonderfully*

  • @jutuja
    @jutuja 5 років тому +26

    Bernie 2020 all the way 🔥🔥😊

  • @BernicePanders
    @BernicePanders 5 років тому +109

    1:30 - Yes, and he would be the most mentally fit, experienced & consistent on policy than any POTUS the last 38 years!! BRING ON THE BERN!! #FeelTheBern #Bernie2020

    • @Scrantonman95
      @Scrantonman95 5 років тому

      He lost a rigged primary and said nothing. What makes you think he’d fight for you?

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 5 років тому +7

      @@Scrantonman95 - Bernie made the best choice that would ensure he gets another chance to run. Disputing Hilary's nomination would've been political suicide. He didn't want to end up like Ralph Nader. And it worked, he's leading the polls, gaining millions in donations & millions of volunteers. Nobody else has ever had a grass roots movement like this.
      And as far as getting shit done. While campaigning, Bernie recently pushed a bill to halt the Yemen War and it *PASSED* in the Senate. He also pushed the Stop Bezos Act and Stop Walmart Act which increased minimum wage. Disney followed suit after Bernie campaigned in Anaheim. Bank of America raised it to $18, and will increase it to $20 next year. Tell me what other candidate is working for us the people while SIMULTANEOUSLY campaigning for president?

  • @JaBarge303
    @JaBarge303 5 років тому +34

    Literally heard nothing from Andrew Yang

    • @connorvaughn6460
      @connorvaughn6460 5 років тому

      Yang is just a republican Trump replica in disguise, Trying to pose as a democrat. He talks the same as Trump, He dresses the same way, and he hasn't talked about anything important. Just a hype guy who knows how to get attention.

    • @connorvaughn6460
      @connorvaughn6460 5 років тому

      If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, its probably a duck.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 5 років тому

      Search his name in the channel watch the video they did with him

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 5 років тому

      @@connorvaughn6460 if the duck says he's a Democrat, votes like a Democrat, and is running to be President

    • @connorvaughn6460
      @connorvaughn6460 5 років тому

      @@TruckTaxiMoveIt Business man, Acts like Trump, and is running for the opposite party. He's literally a crony that's been put in this position to cover for Trump in case Trump somehow loses the campaign. They know the left loves ethnic candidates, so that makes him look innocent. I would hope other people see the psychological transparency here. Yang won't do shit for this nation. He's a corporate pawn in disguise.

  • @tsuhary
    @tsuhary 4 роки тому +2

    That part with Hannibal Lecter just killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brennanleslie850
    @brennanleslie850 4 роки тому +4

    I hate 2020 24/7. Not this video just the year.

  • @yvesmuzima7220
    @yvesmuzima7220 5 років тому +132

    Sir u should bring yang in ur studio

  • @jamescarter938
    @jamescarter938 5 років тому +6

    Bernie Rocks

  • @fry8h
    @fry8h 4 роки тому +12

    THE LIST OF YANG ENDORSERS:
    - Barack Obama
    - Casey Neistat
    - Dave Chapelle
    - Donald Glover
    - Elon Musk
    - the list goes on...
    I’ll leave it to you, USA.

    • @soccrstar4
      @soccrstar4 4 роки тому +1

      Jesus Christ. Jeffrey Epstein. Louis C. K. Cesar Milan. Paula Dean. J. J. Abrams. Anthony Weiner.

  • @CptApplestrudl
    @CptApplestrudl 5 років тому +18

    1)Sanders 2) Gabbard
    Regarding Pete: His resume is impressive but what I am looking for is good judgment.

    • @sanSDI
      @sanSDI 5 років тому +2

      He did a lot good for his town, but for a whole country, i like him, but he seems to young. Bernie is the best choice!

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 5 років тому +1

      Pete has terrible judgment. Buttigieg denounced the brave whistleblowing efforts of Snowden and Chelsea Manning. He said they should've reported it in-house first. They did, and were told to keep quiet. Looks like he made up his mind on them without trying to understand their positions. It makes me wonder what kind of atrocities he himself allowed as an intelligence officer. It means that if the CIA wanted to put in another coup like the Iran Contra Scandal, or if the FBI wanted to falsify evidence of "weapons of mass destruction", Pete wouldn't even blink an eye. He trusts the intelligence agencies to do what they must in the "interests of security" and would remain silent on illegal acts, allowing them to continue their business as usual. Eff that, I don't trust him. Bernie and Tulsi all the way!

  • @jennbatch6377
    @jennbatch6377 5 років тому +65

    Bernie 2020, period

  • @heyhey383
    @heyhey383 5 років тому +4

    "Because that's all we could find"😂😂😂😂

  • @njabulodiko6877
    @njabulodiko6877 5 років тому +3

    Sneezing with your eyes open demonstration killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Heartwing13
    @Heartwing13 5 років тому +14

    It seems like every late show host hates Bernie when he’s probably the best for actual people, not corporations. Warren wouldn’t be too bad either but Bernie would be best.

    • @Rexxxxxxxxxxxxxx
      @Rexxxxxxxxxxxxxx 5 років тому

      Heartwing13 oh really? And what policies of Bernie’s are you interested in?

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 5 років тому +48

    I keep wondering why some of them didn't pair up, instead of all running as tiny fishies....

    • @jumpingeezus5080
      @jumpingeezus5080 5 років тому +9

      Jinx Dragon
      You apply for the job you want. When you realize you won't get that job, you settle for less. That's when you team up.

    • @randomperson8571
      @randomperson8571 5 років тому +1

      Sanders/Warren duo would be unstoppable. They need to team up. Hillary should have asked Bernie to be her VP in 2016 and she didn't and look what happened. There is strength in numbers. Every single one of the Democratic nominees has something good to offer. We shouldn't have to get behind just one person.

    • @Stars-ui6iv
      @Stars-ui6iv 5 років тому

      Yeah I feel like Bernie and Yang would make a great team

  • @Nakshatra-2020
    @Nakshatra-2020 5 років тому +178

    Bernie, Elizabeth Warren and Pete are my favorites

    • @shorthumorclips3525
      @shorthumorclips3525 5 років тому +44

      Do you even know any Pete's policies. I feel like he is all style and no substance.

    • @abel3619
      @abel3619 5 років тому +18

      Pete doesn’t have policies, other than the ones he stole from yang. Warren is a fighter but she can’t take on trump. Bernie will cause chaos in this nation. Yang 2020. Little inflation compared to raising living wages. Tulsi as Vice President.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 5 років тому +1

      Socialism ain't good though.

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 5 років тому +23

      What is there to like about Pete? He literally said, "Democrats are to concerned with policy details". He's running for president and he's insulting people for taking policy positions. He's not serious and he shouldn't be taken seriously.

    • @abel3619
      @abel3619 5 років тому +4

      Evan Fields neither should Beto

  • @forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331
    @forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331 5 років тому +12

    Kirsten Gillibrand= whatever the majority wants to hear at the moment, she supports. 🙄

  • @Ravyne
    @Ravyne 5 років тому +4

    Bernie or Mayor Pete for me! I like Kamala Harris. I like Elizabeth Warren. But some of Kamala's past policies as a prosecutor have me worried and Elizabeth's close relationship with Suze Orman also has me worried. A big NO to Biden. I've never liked him and I am already sick of the media pushing him on us. However, no matter who gets the nomination, I will vote blue.

    • @gdouglas999
      @gdouglas999 5 років тому +1

      I agree with EVERY WORD you just said. In fact, when I first read it I thought it was a comment I had posted earlier!!

  • @lilycane3337
    @lilycane3337 5 років тому +193

    0:54 A list of enemies that long is inevitable when you're a level 100 Mafia Boss

    • @suus-arido393
      @suus-arido393 5 років тому +3

      That's how Maffia works.

    • @captrodgers4273
      @captrodgers4273 5 років тому

      its actually a list of companies he will be bribed by and work for if he won.

  • @620Ming
    @620Ming 5 років тому +135

    Buttigieg/Yang
    I like them both, young and smart, have ideas, very refreshing.

    • @Christopher-cz4lo
      @Christopher-cz4lo 5 років тому +12

      Maybe Pete could let us know where he really stands on policy. That'd be nice. He still doesn't have any platform ideas in writing. So far, he's just a lot of nice words.

    • @vanessacanchola9991
      @vanessacanchola9991 5 років тому +4

      @@Christopher-cz4lo go on his website peteforamerica.com to read about his policies!

    • @Christopher-cz4lo
      @Christopher-cz4lo 5 років тому +11

      @@reocon6794 what is it with so many people in this country... Building and falling for such disingenuous arguments?
      So sad that logic has become a luxury. Common sense ain't so common.

    • @reocon6794
      @reocon6794 5 років тому

      @@Christopher-cz4lo Common sense ? really , no borders no country numb nut

    • @Christopher-cz4lo
      @Christopher-cz4lo 5 років тому +8

      @@reocon6794 literally no one is advocating for open borders. Ha ha ha ha stop watching propaganda. Ha ha ha so funny.

  • @jodyvonwahl1565
    @jodyvonwahl1565 5 років тому +10

    No Tulsi Gabbard? Such an establishment set up...

    • @michaelcole147
      @michaelcole147 5 років тому +1

      Unfortunately, they can't show all of the candidates and of course they are leaving her out. She has no name recognition and they hate her.

    • @jodyvonwahl1565
      @jodyvonwahl1565 5 років тому +1

      @@michaelcole147 she doesn't have name recognition like they other because they hate/fear her...let's see how things shape up after the debates...

  • @ghrocker99661
    @ghrocker99661 5 років тому +64

    Why?...Why give Andrew Yang, who has the most transparent policies, so little coverage?

    • @pranav3848
      @pranav3848 5 років тому +3

      Because he is one of the very few candidates not bought by large companies

    • @iMonsieurAnthony
      @iMonsieurAnthony 5 років тому +2

      Because he is Asian and transparent.

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 5 років тому +1

      Pete 2020!!!

    • @daniellove162
      @daniellove162 5 років тому

      @@Monochromicornicopia Pete, Great personality and no policy to get in the way.

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 5 років тому

      @@daniellove162 That's a good thing this early in the race. People are looking for reasons to bring him down

  • @KitKatToeBeans
    @KitKatToeBeans 5 років тому +29

    Please America, help Bernie win 🙏🏼

    • @Arikian
      @Arikian 4 роки тому

      #YangGang2020

  • @insidiousfastidious6224
    @insidiousfastidious6224 5 років тому +86

    Brooklyn will make you re think some things

  • @BaSsGaZ
    @BaSsGaZ 5 років тому +12

    I feel like Bernie is the only one tackling real issues. The rest are just preaching the cliché BS of "We need to unite and save this country".. Does anybody still believe that kind of speech nowadays?

  • @WickedBlades
    @WickedBlades 5 років тому +5

    He'll yes grad that beer.. She's in her home with her man relaxing doing what we all do just chillin. She is just to funny and down to earth. You go girl.

  • @shawnb.2558
    @shawnb.2558 5 років тому +22

    "What else is there to know?"
    Yang: My platform
    Episode cuts off...

  • @meinsouza
    @meinsouza 5 років тому +7

    My God... Why on earth does campaigns start so damn early in USA?!?! We're more than a year away from election .. It makes no sense!!

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 5 років тому

      It's like how you get Christmas stuff on the shelves in autumn.

  • @Gaeilgeoir
    @Gaeilgeoir 5 років тому +12

    13:46 That guy straight up said “Pete Butt-tag,” ROFL!!!!

  • @nabil9772
    @nabil9772 5 років тому +54

    Gillebrand has a black lover in Brooklyn. There is no other explanation.

  • @paterpaul3878
    @paterpaul3878 5 років тому +24

    Travor Noah just the funniest guy ever.

  • @jaymurphy642
    @jaymurphy642 5 років тому +5

    Bernie 2020

  • @rubenscosta7819
    @rubenscosta7819 5 років тому +2

    Sen. Kamala's laugh sounds just like Janice's from Friends lol

  • @andyl4822
    @andyl4822 5 років тому +1

    "That's my guy." Lol. He always has a line that just gets me giggling

  • @jasona8047
    @jasona8047 5 років тому +14

    Yoooo.... they did Yang dirty! Hes the best! #Yang2020

  • @KittyKatty2020
    @KittyKatty2020 5 років тому +20

    Idc I love Bernie 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @ThuNguyen-fs4dr
    @ThuNguyen-fs4dr 5 років тому +11

    omg he couldve made the "cory in the house" joke

  • @stemon83
    @stemon83 5 років тому +8

    I don't get why there are laughs when Bernie is listing the interest groups that are a pain for the American society. I mean, what is there to laugh about?

  • @TheFoxfires
    @TheFoxfires 5 років тому +12

    Seriously though, Andrew Yang is one of the few candidates with a solid platform and openly lists his policies on his website! Beto, Biden and Buttigieg haven't revealed ANYTHING about their platforms..

    • @gdouglas999
      @gdouglas999 5 років тому

      It's too early for specific policy details. Not only unnecessary but inappropriate. Yang proved it. He's languishing near the bottom of the polls because most voters don't care at this stage. Biden, Buttigieg and Beto are all doing much better BECAUSE they haven't burdened the electorate with policy platforms so early in the campaign. Traditional political wisdom: Primary election voters vote with their hearts, general election voters vote with their heads.

  • @pnhnut
    @pnhnut 5 років тому +5

    I am super angry that Tulsi was not represented here...

    • @mike4space
      @mike4space 5 років тому +1

      no one knows who she is ...

  • @NickTheNickname
    @NickTheNickname 5 років тому +2

    6:13 the best joke of the entire segment, hands down

  • @mocki5665
    @mocki5665 5 років тому +7

    How about Tulsi???? You forgot Tulsi!!!

    • @mike4space
      @mike4space 5 років тому

      no one knows who she is ...

  • @sarahbrown5763
    @sarahbrown5763 5 років тому +64

    Wow, gave Andrew Yang like five seconds, WTH?

    • @Mostdefinitelynotabot
      @Mostdefinitelynotabot 5 років тому +5

      As a yang fan that was pretty hilarious honestly. Cold, but it worked with the joke.

  • @user-kl8om5gv2s
    @user-kl8om5gv2s 5 років тому +15

    I live in Alabama Please help.

  • @ytho8245
    @ytho8245 5 років тому +4

    Buttigieg 2020... But lmao elizabeth warren is kind of awesome for that

  • @Bintmahmud
    @Bintmahmud 5 років тому +3

    Trevor's facial expression after the Warren clip

  • @MrDxyxx
    @MrDxyxx 5 років тому +26

    I wish if i was amarican so i can vote for Bernie Sanders, i think not he only can do good for America but also for the world #bernie2020

  • @peapoo4
    @peapoo4 5 років тому +18

    Aww, Andrew Yang got the least at last

  • @Filipinoimposter
    @Filipinoimposter 3 роки тому

    “Peter Butt-tag” was the best mispronunciation 😂

  • @SantoshKumarsp57
    @SantoshKumarsp57 4 роки тому +1

    Trevor is the reason my evenings are bright....and fun. Great Man

  • @GabrielleSunheartCrowShield
    @GabrielleSunheartCrowShield 5 років тому +4

    NOT SURE WHY THE AUDIENCE LAUGHED AT BERNIE - HE'S ON POINT!

  • @kavonmansfield1216
    @kavonmansfield1216 5 років тому +3

    "But sir, no one would fall for it..... that's what they said about my birth certificate " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Burdmemes
    @Burdmemes 4 роки тому

    Lmao when he says calcium for his bones a vitamin commercial pop out 🤣🤣

  • @suzanesugrue1080
    @suzanesugrue1080 5 років тому +2

    Love Trevor!❤Speaking truth to power!

  • @JK-vv7kp
    @JK-vv7kp 5 років тому +3

    “What’s going on in Brooklyn?”

  • @sittentotheright
    @sittentotheright 5 років тому +3

    Feel the burn!!

  • @NewDay-mw4wg
    @NewDay-mw4wg 5 років тому +1

    thanky you Trevor! You are a gift to us! great show!!! Thanks for happy in my day!

  • @franciscop.9745
    @franciscop.9745 5 років тому +9

    Bernie Sanders!!