Being really mean to Roblox noobs :/

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  • @dontgothre
    @dontgothre 3 роки тому +641

    1:43
    He obviously wasn't effected by the pepper spray because he's a winner, as you can see by his winning smile.

  • @omq4572
    @omq4572 4 роки тому +1636

    Albert should be a fashion designer in Roblox, all his alts look so good.

  • @mr.threezd7817
    @mr.threezd7817 3 роки тому +1516

    Now this is the type of game Albert can have fun in without getting banned

  • @h1r4eth
    @h1r4eth 3 роки тому +577

    “Everyone here is really toxi-“
    “ *OOH there’s the guns!* ”

  • @pv7097
    @pv7097 4 роки тому +531

    8:01
    Albert: *murders someone and takes him and says* “we run away together your my best friend”
    Then later feeds him to the enemy

  • @totftbl
    @totftbl 4 роки тому +323

    Flamingo: Don’t kill me I’m innocent
    2 minutes later
    Flamingo: *sees innocent person. My next victim

    • @East1479
      @East1479 4 роки тому +3

      @@juliandyer6048 oK bOt

    • @Diesel_Drinker_MmmYummy
      @Diesel_Drinker_MmmYummy 4 роки тому +4

      @@juliandyer6048 Thank you I got 0 Robux XD

    • @rubyrules2
      @rubyrules2 3 роки тому

      @@juliandyer6048 thank you for epic 0.000000000000000000000000001 ROUX

    • @jiellanepresto5924
      @jiellanepresto5924 3 роки тому

      What game is albert playing?

    • @maya..877
      @maya..877 3 роки тому

      @@jiellanepresto5924 da hood

  • @soul030
    @soul030 4 роки тому +792

    Albert: "I don't like violence"
    Also Albert: *proceeds to beat up unconscious person*

  • @clbbarle9903
    @clbbarle9903 2 роки тому +120

    “I’ll pepper spray the girl in the wheel chair”
    -Flamingo, 2021

    • @EuropeanAvgeek
      @EuropeanAvgeek 2 роки тому +3

      Yep this was totally 2021

    • @yoylecake313
      @yoylecake313 Рік тому +1

      your name has russian letters and that reminds me of the thing happening in europe

    • @torleah
      @torleah Рік тому +1

      ​@@EuropeanAvgeekobviously flamingo is just a time traveler

    • @JayFromWalmark
      @JayFromWalmark Рік тому

      ​@@yoylecake313oh

    • @bailey2383-s5n
      @bailey2383-s5n 10 місяців тому

      LOL

  • @deeclassdude4745
    @deeclassdude4745 3 роки тому +92

    This game may be filled with toxics but we need it to hold as many toxics as possible in one place so they don't spread to other games

  • @nikolaleus
    @nikolaleus 4 роки тому +223

    “I look left, I look right, the world looks like a peaceful place... oh god there are the people I killed earlier I’m going back inside. -Flamingo 2020

  • @pegsavala5022
    @pegsavala5022 4 роки тому +363

    5:00 such a beautiful voice

    • @litkale6329
      @litkale6329 3 роки тому +6

      I love this quote

    • @lexarriga5556
      @lexarriga5556 3 роки тому +3

      @@litkale6329 me to

    • @voiiid_
      @voiiid_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@lexarriga5556 frick

    • @Roadsv
      @Roadsv 3 роки тому +2

      80th like

    • @MNONTOP
      @MNONTOP 3 роки тому +3

      Girl: Come out dumb
      Albert: oh JoJo Siwa just roasted you
      Me: yeahhh

  • @darealgooba
    @darealgooba Рік тому +28

    3:58 Albert is having way too much fun causing pain to these people

  • @ytgamershan775
    @ytgamershan775 4 роки тому +145

    Albert: "there's no point in shooting me I didn't do anything"
    Also albert: *pepper sprays innocent people*

  • @lng616
    @lng616 4 роки тому +539

    Albert: says “coronavirus”
    UA-cam: hippoty hoppity your content is now my property

  • @iluvnwonie9446
    @iluvnwonie9446 4 роки тому +281

    Albert: Shoots everyone and pepper sprays everyone
    Also Albert: stop I don’t like violence

  • @justinadorsey424
    @justinadorsey424 3 роки тому +24

    When he said "Play the game at your own risk" I knew what he meant because I watched people play the game and I now know people were Really Mean.

    • @BMTH-FAN
      @BMTH-FAN 2 роки тому +3

      What game is this

    • @loly7291
      @loly7291 2 роки тому +1

      @@BMTH-FAN da hood

    • @BMTH-FAN
      @BMTH-FAN 2 роки тому +2

      @@loly7291 thanks

  • @Buttclinger
    @Buttclinger 4 роки тому +269

    Title: "being really mean to roblox noobs"
    Me: but you do that almost all the time

  • @Ms112233455
    @Ms112233455 4 роки тому +350

    Albert: Stop, I don’t like violence!
    5 seconds later: *punches girl on stove and tries to cook her*

  • @sabiunicorn7407
    @sabiunicorn7407 4 роки тому +171

    3:42 I bet that dude is a fan of Albert and doesn't know he just insulted him. xD

    • @niepboss3374
      @niepboss3374 4 роки тому +1

      This why u don’t shoot ransoms in da hood

    • @niepboss3374
      @niepboss3374 4 роки тому +2

      Randoms

    • @CEZLOT
      @CEZLOT 2 роки тому +6

      The person actually is 😭 They commented on this video saying that

  • @chara2081
    @chara2081 2 роки тому +25

    The fact that they don’t know they are messing around with a UA-camr a famous UA-camr is actually funny

  • @lourenzo2145
    @lourenzo2145 4 роки тому +1056

    Albert: *hey friend*
    Guy: *we not*
    *[inserts sad flute music]*

  • @lapras2397
    @lapras2397 4 роки тому +269

    Albert: Stop murdering people
    Everyone:
    MURDER RATES DROP TO 0%

  • @rosariobreachdeavila3337
    @rosariobreachdeavila3337 4 роки тому +130

    “What is this crouch” and he dodges a bullet 5:57

  • @spencer3922
    @spencer3922 3 роки тому +11

    *her knee caps broken*
    Albert: “her ankles!”

  • @hobovan.
    @hobovan. 4 роки тому +183

    When I saw the title I just thought: isn’t taht every flamenco vido

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 роки тому

      Yeah basically, but this time he dedicated an entire video to it

    • @leahhhsworldhearts
      @leahhhsworldhearts 4 роки тому +4

      your having keyboard ecos no hate

    • @hobovan.
      @hobovan. 4 роки тому +2

      Bërry Błuê uhhhhhhh what are keyboard ecos? Also I meant to type it like that

    • @RogueGnome
      @RogueGnome 4 роки тому

      i love the doge meme. it is not dead. it lives in my heart

    • @spartan5863
      @spartan5863 4 роки тому +1

      @Kitty Queen oh yeah??? kitty queen? more like
      *Killer Queen*
      bites za dusto

  • @Star-ok8pf
    @Star-ok8pf 4 роки тому +131

    The only audio I could think Flamingo heard was:
    *Moto Moto Likes You*

    • @embulmer9857
      @embulmer9857 4 роки тому +1

      Midnight Gacha shut

    • @tqttle
      @tqttle 4 роки тому +4

      I thought of GoOf JuIcE
      Don't look that up.

    • @kevinwilson121
      @kevinwilson121 4 роки тому +1

      Some random idiot well now you make me want to look it up

    • @animegod422
      @animegod422 4 роки тому +1

      That's a little true

    • @tqttle
      @tqttle 4 роки тому +2

      @@kevinwilson121 lmao then dont watch it. I do but if you hate cursing then dont watch it

  • @blaze2113
    @blaze2113 4 роки тому +391

    Albert: **kills person in wheel chair**
    Also Albert: "Why is everyone going after me? I didn't do anything!"

  • @elsalastra9201
    @elsalastra9201 3 роки тому +9

    When Albert said if you see a group running after you just run even if they're Noobs and I can just picture a bunch of noobs just running at me lol

  • @LondonJB
    @LondonJB 4 роки тому +122

    Flamingo: Pepper spray
    Me: I wouldn’t give him that in real life anymore.

    • @laurenmacdonald6684
      @laurenmacdonald6684 4 роки тому +2

      I respect that like an rat profile pic

    • @kid6745
      @kid6745 4 роки тому +1

      Me if I see him with pepper spray: *Ok, eyes, tears? Do you have everything packed because it’s time to move out*

  • @resetever
    @resetever 4 роки тому +178

    Mask: hides your name
    Key: used for escaped criminals from jail to get out of the handcuffs.
    Brown bag: used to put on people so they cannot use a weapon.
    There are a lot of hackers on that game
    Melees can charge attack by holding left click
    Game is called: Da Hood

  • @flawless6314
    @flawless6314 4 роки тому +361

    Well, we all learned one valuable lesson, *never give Albert pepper spray.*

  • @SkittleJuice2
    @SkittleJuice2 2 роки тому +4

    2:58Albert, your words have made me decide to stop being a serial killer. I thank you for changing my life.

  • @birb1775
    @birb1775 4 роки тому +182

    5:01 when JoJo said “come out dumb” she wasn’t calling them dumb someone was named “sick_dumb”

  • @lord_baygon
    @lord_baygon 4 роки тому +327

    "hello girls"
    *gets killed instantly*

  • @mimihume9615
    @mimihume9615 4 роки тому +351

    Albert: pepper sprays random girl in wheelchair*
    Also Albert: Hey why they all coming after me for?”

    • @karenwalker9370
      @karenwalker9370 4 роки тому +4

      LOL

    • @jackie2923
      @jackie2923 4 роки тому

      factsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    • @mimihume9615
      @mimihume9615 4 роки тому

      XxzoeysgachaboixX aww sorry not sure I really wanna play it too good luck in finding it 👑

    • @mimihume9615
      @mimihume9615 4 роки тому

      Wilson Toj wow thanks

    • @mimihume9615
      @mimihume9615 4 роки тому

      Jennifer Byrd thanks 💕😌👑

  • @frontman4445
    @frontman4445 3 роки тому +10

    7:23 I laughed so hard when he kicked and got shot when he wasn't done with the attack

  • @varuyh
    @varuyh 4 роки тому +270

    Idea for island life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see

    • @IBL6969
      @IBL6969 4 роки тому +2

      Idea take teleported to bed then send them to dream

    • @zestypepper6882
      @zestypepper6882 4 роки тому +6

      This is a cool idea but a lot of other people have commented this and he hasn’t done it

    • @pixalotz
      @pixalotz 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @oooath
      @oooath 4 роки тому +1

      I like this idea

    • @aesthxtic_amyowo4105
      @aesthxtic_amyowo4105 4 роки тому +1

      People please like I want Albert to see this amazing idea

  • @SophiaLopez-cv6wc
    @SophiaLopez-cv6wc 4 роки тому +353

    Oml Albert face when the audio started playing (edit:oml the likesss)

  • @LanasAmaze
    @LanasAmaze 4 роки тому +255

    flamingo: you probably have walked pass a murder once in ur life time and never knew
    rapunzel: dont ask
    thanks for the likes i wasnt expecting this much

  • @Storm_therianXEssas
    @Storm_therianXEssas 11 місяців тому +4

    HIS REACTION TO THE INAPPROPRIATE AUDIO WAS TO FUNNY💀💀💀😭😭😭

  • @boyhuyo1707
    @boyhuyo1707 4 роки тому +99

    2:56
    "And to that i say stop. Stop murdering people"
    *Murder rate drops to 0%*

  • @Olivia-ye8kk
    @Olivia-ye8kk 4 роки тому +273

    “You have probably walked past a murderer in your life.”
    👁👄👁

    • @32a.st4r
      @32a.st4r 4 роки тому +2

      ÙωÚ

    • @erincalderon2271
      @erincalderon2271 4 роки тому +13

      I don’t know how to walk past myself

    • @zin3856
      @zin3856 4 роки тому +2

      Nope you've probably walked past 10 or 5 if ur like a child :>

    • @luxriddles5016
      @luxriddles5016 4 роки тому

      👁-👁 👁👄👁.....
      HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?!?!!?! 😂

    • @luxriddles5016
      @luxriddles5016 4 роки тому +2

      @@erincalderon2271 oop

  • @iamrys5940
    @iamrys5940 3 роки тому +274

    9:56
    Albert:“Put away the bat dude, I don’t like violence.”
    Also Albert: *proceeds to punch and Kick the girl and cook her on the stove*
    Lmao

    • @lexarriga5556
      @lexarriga5556 3 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @lexarriga5556
      @lexarriga5556 3 роки тому +1

      First

    • @Striking_Salmon
      @Striking_Salmon 3 роки тому +3

      That is called *cooking*

    • @jameslaylyn
      @jameslaylyn 3 роки тому +2

      There is the same comment above you you copied and pasted it

    • @iamrys5940
      @iamrys5940 3 роки тому +3

      @@jameslaylyn I don’t know why you would lie about my comment but whatever. Even if I did it’s not like it matters, it’s a comment.

  • @Mxrkkd
    @Mxrkkd 3 роки тому +1

    “YOU MISSED YOU MISS IDIOIT PEPER SPRAY” I laughed so hard for some reason

  • @yeetayoinka7069
    @yeetayoinka7069 4 роки тому +162

    "there's one hundred percent a serial killer watching this right now"
    they're onto me

  • @nolongerinuse-vm7yp
    @nolongerinuse-vm7yp 4 роки тому +73

    “Noobs Exist”
    Flamingo: I w i l l b e m e a n t o n o o b s

  • @wewantfun3322
    @wewantfun3322 4 роки тому +501

    *I am going to finish Flamingo's poem.*
    I look to my left,
    I look to my right
    The world is safe
    So free of blight
    I walk down the road
    reciting my oath
    I see two children
    *I KILLED THEM BOTH*
    They made not a sound
    They still haven't been found
    And when authorities come
    Again they will regret coming around
    I go further down
    To my peaceful town
    I've made 50 others downed
    Some I have even drowned
    I kill those I can
    To keep the peace
    I'm no murderous man
    It's just a strange land
    The likes of which you could *NEVER* understand.

  • @cosmomattheusbr
    @cosmomattheusbr 3 роки тому +3

    *1:17** people are like really really toxic here*
    *Also Albert : oh is this guns*

  • @n0_l0gicxx40
    @n0_l0gicxx40 4 роки тому +428

    Albert: “Probably alot of murderers are watching..”
    My hostage: *“hmhmhmnnh!”*
    Me: “SHUT UP I’M WATCHING SOMETHING”
    (Just a joke, it’s not real!)
    Ok jeez alot of u have kids in ur basement wow
    I have not only kids ;)

    • @xiaocookie1879
      @xiaocookie1879 4 роки тому +20

      Soggy Brain Noodles (cAlLs 9II )
      (*joke*)

    • @azriwasnttaken
      @azriwasnttaken 4 роки тому +46

      Thats cool. I have 5 kids in my basement

    • @asteriee7277
      @asteriee7277 4 роки тому +10

      @@azriwasnttaken and the kids u have are ur kids

    • @assasin09t57
      @assasin09t57 4 роки тому +20

      Azri XD only 5?

    • @Sqeedys
      @Sqeedys 4 роки тому +5

      @@assasin09t57 LOOOL

  • @mixed_emxtionz5015
    @mixed_emxtionz5015 4 роки тому +381

    Albert litterally every time he tries a new game: *are there any guns here?*

    • @dresdenhull8364
      @dresdenhull8364 4 роки тому +9

      Merica we got guns

    • @ee-in5bo
      @ee-in5bo 4 роки тому +4

      Well he is ‘merican

    • @shotalen13
      @shotalen13 4 роки тому +1

      Oof-

    • @gbbcw7887
      @gbbcw7887 4 роки тому +3

      Albert isn't the only one. Every time my friends introduce me to a new game, I always ask if there r any guns.

    • @mixed_emxtionz5015
      @mixed_emxtionz5015 4 роки тому

      Wojciech Jagus good point lol

  • @ButteredToast
    @ButteredToast 4 роки тому +195

    Me at a new school: hey friends
    My classmates: we not

  • @sxmply_stella4473
    @sxmply_stella4473 3 роки тому +7

    5:42
    Paige mute this so I dont get cancelled
    Also Albert: I learned Words 😍

  • @crazilyryan6274
    @crazilyryan6274 4 роки тому +135

    When someone is toxic to you just join in on your main account and be like, “You were saying?”

    • @lucycarrasco824
      @lucycarrasco824 4 роки тому +2

      @Jemoreo fr

    • @Aubslikeslosers
      @Aubslikeslosers 4 роки тому

      Yes sister

    • @zBits_
      @zBits_ 4 роки тому +1

      > I go on main
      > toxic person
      > remember name
      > synapse x streamsniper
      > big boom exploit

    • @zin3856
      @zin3856 4 роки тому

      Yessssssssskskskkskskxkzkksksksskkdkskskskskskk AN I OOP
      idk ;-;

    • @luxriddles5016
      @luxriddles5016 4 роки тому

      Random:Heyyyyy friend want bleach of toxic players?
      Me:uhh sure *uses bleach*
      Random:so!
      Me:WHO SAID THAT

  • @ModernDatRatz
    @ModernDatRatz 4 роки тому +301

    Most of the reason I liked was his face when he saw the “bad boy songs” lol

    • @radvi
      @radvi 4 роки тому +8

      His face tho was like: OH GOD

    • @cyn7261
      @cyn7261 4 роки тому +4

      Also Albert: loves jasiah

    • @shotalen13
      @shotalen13 4 роки тому +5

      I like edgy doee, oof

    • @peeperss_tv
      @peeperss_tv 4 роки тому +4

      Lol same

    • @BillyBob7302-w2d
      @BillyBob7302-w2d 4 роки тому +9

      Imagine just seeing Alberts face with the "bad boy songs" but what would be his face if he got Rick rolled on Roblox he would just hear were no strangers to love you know the rules and so do i a full commitments what im thinking of you wouldent get this from any other guy i just wanna tell you how im feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up never gonna let you down and hurt you never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you weve known each other for so long your hearts been aching but youre to shy to say it inside we both know whats going on we know the game and were gonna play it and if you ask me how im feeling dont tell me your to blind to see never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry nevee gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (oooooohhh give you up) oooohh never gonna give never gonna give give you up oooohh never gonna give never gonna give give you up weve known each other for so long your hearts been aching but youre to shy to say it inside we both know whats going on we know the game and were gonna play it i just wanna tell you how im feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around an hurt you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you that would be amazing

  • @wsp-im-maurice8713
    @wsp-im-maurice8713 4 роки тому +94

    That guy: “Pooooorrrrr”
    Albert: *NAE NAE PEPPER SPRAY*

  • @PANDA.HEEHEE
    @PANDA.HEEHEE 10 місяців тому +4

    in every game, we must hear "How do i get guns"

  • @kidstrustjordan9432
    @kidstrustjordan9432 4 роки тому +72

    Flamingo: *being rude to noobs*
    Noobs when flamingo dies: *coffin dance music starts*

  • @arat1191
    @arat1191 4 роки тому +161

    Albert: " Let's be friends! "
    Giyuu: " what are friends? "

    • @carlausecours3972
      @carlausecours3972 4 роки тому

      You dont know friends too

    • @sandswep
      @sandswep 4 роки тому +6

      do i hear a demon slayer reference

    • @rathat69
      @rathat69 4 роки тому

      @@carlausecours3972 jk lol :)

    • @rathat69
      @rathat69 4 роки тому

      Demon slayer gangg

    • @monkeydnutsack
      @monkeydnutsack 4 роки тому +1

      You are my type of human

  • @chikinbooger
    @chikinbooger 4 роки тому +200

    "Hello girls!"
    Gets shot and stomped on

  • @zelqua0001
    @zelqua0001 3 роки тому +6

    4:11
    Albert: I didn’t do anything
    Also Albert: shoots random person for no reason

  • @marylafond8308
    @marylafond8308 4 роки тому +154

    Albert: *pepper sprays everyone*
    Also Albert: “Why are they all coming after me? What did I do?”

    • @Salami43
      @Salami43 4 роки тому +1

      YOU DUMB YOU SPRAYED

    • @hyrrclear5031
      @hyrrclear5031 4 роки тому

      What the freak are u saying guys if u don't know what u are sayin then don't talk lol

    • @zair20111
      @zair20111 4 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @thatsjad3n450
      @thatsjad3n450 4 роки тому

      That’s called being a hypocrite

    • @c_camp52
      @c_camp52 4 роки тому

      fax

  • @user88926
    @user88926 4 роки тому +145

    Albert: Omg, this guy got a knife!
    Albert: *runs*
    Knife in inventory: Am I a joke to you?

  • @basementbrickfilms4821
    @basementbrickfilms4821 4 роки тому +178

    Albert: your my best friend
    Also Albert: here take him *runs away*

  • @donedealsnz7375
    @donedealsnz7375 3 роки тому +1

    Albert: Theres probably killers watching this
    Killers: You are unluckily right 😍

  • @emmanuelfigueroa9863
    @emmanuelfigueroa9863 4 роки тому +79

    Flamingo:"I Didn't do Anything!"
    **proceeds to shoot someone with a AK-47**

    • @seanforsyth4898
      @seanforsyth4898 4 роки тому +1

      T𝐎 obtain 39K R$ i have p𝐎st℮d a meth𝐎d 🤗

      😋
      To je super udio koji nitko ne može zapostaviti

    • @dr.whydoigiveafuck1443
      @dr.whydoigiveafuck1443 4 роки тому

      @@seanforsyth4898 Lol you fell for it and became a bot

    • @laurenisbrandt4514
      @laurenisbrandt4514 4 роки тому +1

      *has memories of throwing felipe and kissing him,including ripping him*yep!Hes so nice!

    • @KinseyNotFound
      @KinseyNotFound 4 роки тому +1

      Lauren Isbrandt yea ;D

    • @vuro94
      @vuro94 4 роки тому

      What does that mean

  • @boothca3699
    @boothca3699 4 роки тому +117

    Albert: *hi friends*
    Fillipe: WE NOT
    *WHY ARE WE STILL HERE JUST TO SUFFER*

    • @H3zm
      @H3zm 4 роки тому

      What is the game calles

    • @H3zm
      @H3zm 4 роки тому +1

      Called

    • @menacingjutsu7576
      @menacingjutsu7576 4 роки тому +2

      JudeIsNotWeird u rude, u a shell of your former person u add nothing to this world

    • @you-ox2nf
      @you-ox2nf 4 роки тому +1

      TheCrazy Gamer da hood

    • @maurotaffijn6147
      @maurotaffijn6147 4 роки тому

      JudeIsNotWeird no u

  • @blurob1326
    @blurob1326 4 роки тому +166

    albert: “stop, stop murdering people.”
    we have done it bois, murder is no more

    • @Kac_per
      @Kac_per 4 роки тому +1

      Albert said dick head in this video

    • @marebeargotit
      @marebeargotit 4 роки тому +5

      @@Kac_per liar

    • @musi6450
      @musi6450 4 роки тому

      ExpensiveOil I heard that too XD

    • @culo307
      @culo307 4 роки тому

      ExpensiveOil where?

    • @thatoneguy1628
      @thatoneguy1628 4 роки тому +1

      Murder rates drop to zero

  • @fivesoldofficial
    @fivesoldofficial 3 роки тому +2

    Albert: *Takes out ak and starts shooting*
    Also Albert: I'm not doing anything!

  • @zeno4055
    @zeno4055 4 роки тому +141

    Bad boy song comes on
    Albert: “how I learned my first bad word”
    *remembers albertsstuff*

  • @zatannazatara8405
    @zatannazatara8405 4 роки тому +205

    Albert: "People are really toxic here"
    His community: "sir...."

  • @zairesappleton3260
    @zairesappleton3260 4 роки тому +116

    Albert:*gets shot* “I did nothing”
    Also Albert: **SHOOTS SOMEONE**

    • @dartadark1
      @dartadark1 4 роки тому

      Zaire Sappleton e

    • @ryton3
      @ryton3 4 роки тому +1

      Welp,thats alberto

    • @Jeskoswing
      @Jeskoswing 4 роки тому

      Zaire Sappleton yes, he’s epic liar

  • @mohammedmansy5536
    @mohammedmansy5536 4 роки тому +255

    This is what they say when you’re early: You’re not first, you’re not last, but most importantly *no one asked*

  • @ladyboombox
    @ladyboombox 4 роки тому +54

    “Hey friends!”
    “We not”
    *top 10 saddest anime moments*

  • @snaakkee5119
    @snaakkee5119 4 роки тому +144

    Albert: put away the bat i dont like violence
    Albert 10 secs before that: *shoots her

  • @godasophia
    @godasophia 3 роки тому +2

    I’m so happy that Albert doesn’t use his mrflimflam acc for doing videos and he doesn’t express it good job man

  • @ayyxnz9603
    @ayyxnz9603 4 роки тому +213

    You guys are 2 kind

    • @grapepanta8727
      @grapepanta8727 4 роки тому +3

      That’s because ain’t no one like first comments. They’re really annoying

    • @lonelycat9240
      @lonelycat9240 4 роки тому +2

      @@grapepanta8727 So true

    • @saranixon9919
      @saranixon9919 4 роки тому +2

      @Grape Panda They really are super annoying🙄

    • @minu2601
      @minu2601 4 роки тому

      @@saranixon9919 lol first

    • @konethorix1
      @konethorix1 4 роки тому +1

      Sara Nixon and rude

  • @roksana3106
    @roksana3106 4 роки тому +162

    Ngl but every time albert plays a game he’s like “WHERE ARE THE GUNS?!?” ...............................Edit: ty for 144 likes lol

  • @blobba5442
    @blobba5442 4 роки тому +73

    Piano music at 8:03 is ‘Maybe’ by yiruma. Your welcome.

  • @Marion-lm7tn
    @Marion-lm7tn Рік тому +1

    Albert: please don't play the audio
    Albert 2014 to 2016: *curses*

  • @bonniebutler7508
    @bonniebutler7508 4 роки тому +222

    Albert: "Hey leave her alone!"
    Also albert: **pepper sprays the girl**
    Edit: *how did this even get likes?!*

  • @yourrealname1533
    @yourrealname1533 4 роки тому +115

    Albert:I didn’t do anything
    Also Albert: *attacks a crippled*

    • @jook9793
      @jook9793 4 роки тому +1

      ?

    • @elizabeths3767
      @elizabeths3767 4 роки тому +1

      @@jook9793 Do you not know what THAT word means I will not say it since it's kinda offensive. It means disability to be able to move normal and look different.

    • @jook9793
      @jook9793 4 роки тому

      Elizabeth S okay I did not know the meaning

    • @ghostyghost9491
      @ghostyghost9491 4 роки тому +1

      @@elizabeths3767 Omg shut up you Karen

    • @r4ek292
      @r4ek292 4 роки тому

      @@ghostyghost9491 NO U
      NOOB GET NOOB

  • @greetings5640
    @greetings5640 4 роки тому +102

    “Put away the bat I don’t like violence” after he shot her with a gun 😂

    • @mylese.e3398
      @mylese.e3398 4 роки тому

      not funny xd

    • @formalholo
      @formalholo 4 роки тому +1

      Myles shut up u said the same thing on my comment

    • @hxneytea4261
      @hxneytea4261 4 роки тому

      @@mylese.e3398 no one asked

  • @Diarunas
    @Diarunas 2 роки тому +1

    2:57 Albert just single-handedly stopped murder

  • @sky_1468
    @sky_1468 4 роки тому +1583

    The people who use bypass audios are just little kids that think cursing is cool.

  • @mtbarayamlb2611
    @mtbarayamlb2611 4 роки тому +66

    Imagine how the takis and cheetos feel after seeing the person they bullied was albert

    • @sugrrh
      @sugrrh 4 роки тому

      oml IKR LMAOOOOO0OOO

    • @hxneytea4261
      @hxneytea4261 4 роки тому +4

      I met them before lol. They were playing chess in Tearful's Library.

    • @juliandyer6048
      @juliandyer6048 4 роки тому

      if u l𝐎v℮ roblox & want R💲 simply se℮ id℮a i posted 👑
      😫
      👑
      Бу try биреп һәрвакыт яхшы идея

    • @allencardinal9822
      @allencardinal9822 4 роки тому

      @@juliandyer6048 no

    • @allencardinal9822
      @allencardinal9822 4 роки тому

      They've been caught, and now the death penalty for them.

  • @Rose_Fairy0
    @Rose_Fairy0 6 місяців тому +1

    every single murderer watching this : OMG ALBERT TOLD ME TO STOP SO I GOTTA STOP😭😭

  • @carlym9300
    @carlym9300 4 роки тому +114

    Nobody:
    Flamingo in every game: HoW dO yOu GeT GuNs?

  • @nissi2711
    @nissi2711 4 роки тому +393

    Albert, the only UA-camr who isn’t afraid to say Corona Virus ✊

  • @St4ry_11.16
    @St4ry_11.16 4 роки тому +62

    " Now the tables have turned somebody is taking your body"

    • @connormartin8447
      @connormartin8447 4 роки тому

      use my upl𝐎ad℮d trick t𝐎 obtain R💲 😛
      🤔

      ბევრი წევრებს უკვე იყენებთ ასე

    • @hi-cp3mx
      @hi-cp3mx 4 роки тому

      @@connormartin8447 BEGONE BOT

    • @sleepyalex066
      @sleepyalex066 4 роки тому

      Connor Martin *oMg ReAlLy???*
      _boi, I’m not dumb-_

    • @Cuticorn26
      @Cuticorn26 4 роки тому

      Why are all these people reacting to a bot thinking it's gonna do something just report the account/comment 😂

    • @racheluniverse6368
      @racheluniverse6368 4 роки тому

      Takis girl

  • @vincentnewberry977
    @vincentnewberry977 2 роки тому +8

    "There is something so satisfying about pepper spraying someone" Albert 2020.

  • @mspoptart8026
    @mspoptart8026 4 роки тому +221

    Me reading the title: “Isn’t that what he always does though?”

  • @jenna2067
    @jenna2067 4 роки тому +43

    11:03
    That one kid in everyone’s school cafeteria

    • @MyDeadRespect
      @MyDeadRespect 4 роки тому +1

      Am I the only one who likes and appreciates school food since what I get at home is literally worse?

    • @autumnstar
      @autumnstar 4 роки тому

      Cadet Crockett Yes probably

  • @lolk1026
    @lolk1026 4 роки тому +100

    albert: *literally pepper sprays everyone”
    also albert: *why are they coming after me I didn’t do anything*

  • @weirdcoreordreamcorefan8884
    @weirdcoreordreamcorefan8884 3 роки тому

    I love your videos and if im sad or bored you always make me HAPPY :D edit *idk wat that is but ok*: EVERYONE LOVES FLAMINGO 😊😊😊

  • @krxbloxx
    @krxbloxx 4 роки тому +61

    Flamingo in squeaked voice: stop, stop murder!
    Me: he is a man of his word.

  • @drkspnova
    @drkspnova 4 роки тому +64

    He just casually says “Lemme just pepper-spray this girl in a wheelchair”

    • @erickatin
      @erickatin 4 роки тому

      Dud wtf

    • @katagei5072
      @katagei5072 4 роки тому

      He is a man of focus, committed, and shrill f*cking will

    • @erickatin
      @erickatin 4 роки тому

      All of you go get help

    • @katagei5072
      @katagei5072 4 роки тому

      jesus cordoba r/whoosh

    • @drkspnova
      @drkspnova 4 роки тому

      Bora Ozbay it is

  • @dontclickonmyprofile.8209
    @dontclickonmyprofile.8209 4 роки тому +60

    Boredom: exists
    Albert: “we don’t do that here”

    • @tiffanyuwu5415
      @tiffanyuwu5415 4 роки тому +2

      bahaha facts

    • @Axikrate
      @Axikrate 3 роки тому +3

      Admin: **exists**
      Albert: *yes*

    • @Lowkeypoggers3
      @Lowkeypoggers3 3 роки тому +1

      @@tiffanyuwu5415 bahahaahahhahahahahahhaahhaahahhaahahaha

  • @justgru737
    @justgru737 3 роки тому +2

    Okay I got an idea for u in da hood kidnap people and make a please near the stove where they can’t leave and you use your gun and keep them dead on the stove 😂

  • @luvvvnani
    @luvvvnani 4 роки тому +63

    Albert: “Stop, I don’t like violence!”
    Albert 5 seconds later: tries to cook a girl on a stove

    • @M3llyx333
      @M3llyx333 4 роки тому +3

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    • @maliciousli
      @maliciousli 4 роки тому +4

      bilsbaby what the hell? Should I call an emergency hotline?

    • @raivensinae
      @raivensinae 4 роки тому

      Maliciously_YT 𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐝

    • @yujiterushima1354
      @yujiterushima1354 4 роки тому

      @@maliciousli they need help... What did they say?

    • @sydneesimonescott8873
      @sydneesimonescott8873 4 роки тому

      Fr tho lol

  • @Broonga
    @Broonga 4 роки тому +52

    UA-cam: So how fast do you want flamingo notifications
    Me: YES

    • @Witrinansa
      @Witrinansa 4 роки тому +1

      Me say EVERY SECOND THAT FLAMINGO POST A VIDEO AND IT NOT COME ON MY NOTIFICATION I WILL SUE YOU TUBE