Aliens Discover Earth Has Elite Combat Units | Best HFY Stories

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  • Опубліковано 11 гру 2024

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  • @009dracko
    @009dracko 5 днів тому +19

    Alien: "their guns can shoot underwater?!?"
    Human: "Never underestimate us on finding newer ways to kill each other."

  • @shadowtheme96
    @shadowtheme96 5 днів тому +5

    This is the sequel to that other story about an aquatic race meeting humans for the first time right? And that our active sonar was basically a WMD to them.

  • @JMM33RanMA
    @JMM33RanMA 5 днів тому +6

    Unlike almost all of the AI written and voiced videos, I sometimes enjoy viewing a Starbound video again. This is especially true of the ones focusing on Frairen and company, so, I would like to suggest the following scenario:
    Grumbling about Winter training in Arkansas was easily surpassed by grumbling and even crying about Winter training in the Yukon. Feeling that they were enduring Fimbulwinter in Norse Hell and would never be warm again, Frairen and company jumped at the chance to experience what some of the native people called "sweat lodges," and others called saunas. Just when the Karlaeken were starting to enjoy the dry heat, one of the humans dumped water on the hot stones turning the room into a hot and unbelievably humid experience for the furred folk. While Mukluks had been received with appreciation, most considered muktuk strange and as indigestible the mukluks probably were.
    I had already viewed this video 24 hours before, and decided to make a suggestion rather than a complaint as the material and voicing here is the best, by far.

    • @msumungo
      @msumungo 5 днів тому +2

      Frairen aliens experiencing a hot steamy sauna sounds really good. They all will react to it in absolutely unique ways.
      May I add another idea: Aliens straight from sauna are taken to have a dip in icy pool cut into lake ice with a chainsaw. "Swim the pool from here to there and back".
      And after that then back to sauna.
      Let's call this Nordic training :DDD

    • @JMM33RanMA
      @JMM33RanMA 5 днів тому

      @@msumungo OK, I never got to that part. In S. Korea, Turkey and elsewhere there were usually ice cold pools, or at least cold showers. I assume that the native people would either roll in the snow, like some Scandinavians and Russians, or jump into a hole in the local river, lake or pond .
      There is the beating with branches that I've heard of but never experienced, as well. An odd inter-cultural exchange happened once when I was in a sauna [wearing a swim suit] when a Finnish couple entered and apologized for "not being nude because, you know the local laws." I replied that, "as a typically provincial [i.e. prudish] American," I was obeying the law myself. I might have been startled, but not shocked, if I hadn't visited Germany several times and seen boys and girls running around nude in their 'Gemeinschaftsgartengrundstücke.'
      German is difficult for us, even though English is a "Germanic" language. I can actually pronounce that, but most of us can't! The culture is also difficult for many Americans who have been sheltered by the vestiges of Puritan Protestantism or shaming Catholicism.

    • @guardbrosfielddesk
      @guardbrosfielddesk 5 днів тому

      You want... A Frairen hot springs episode? ​@@msumungo

    • @Saanonymous80
      @Saanonymous80 5 днів тому

      I'm waiting for an alien doctor exchange program in the Emergency Room. Oh the stuff they'd experience.

  • @calebpfannerer2375
    @calebpfannerer2375 5 днів тому +14

    I think I listened to this a few days ago. Still good by the way

    • @DT_Liox
      @DT_Liox 5 днів тому +6

      They posted it early by accident. We got 3 stories that day if you were fast enough

    • @calebpfannerer2375
      @calebpfannerer2375 5 днів тому +3

      @@DT_Lioxthanks for letting me know

    • @MartelSays
      @MartelSays 5 днів тому +2

      Good to see y'all again

  • @maxwellmortimermontoure7274
    @maxwellmortimermontoure7274 5 днів тому +11

    Your narration has improved a great amount! I can’t hear right, so it’s very nice to hear you annunciate a bit more clearly.
    🤘🥰🤘

    • @msumungo
      @msumungo 5 днів тому +3

      Starbound HFY is indeed blessed with great human narrators having a metric f*ckton of personality.

    • @maxwellmortimermontoure7274
      @maxwellmortimermontoure7274 21 годину тому +1

      @@msumungo HFY girl is the best one. Friggen amazing voice! I wish she did some insanely long stories for sleeping.

  • @friendofmine-k5f
    @friendofmine-k5f 5 днів тому +4

    Good Afternoon
    Starbound ❤
    I love that you are putting out two videos everyday!❤
    Thank you ❤
    ❤❤❤

  • @RedDadRedemption
    @RedDadRedemption 5 днів тому +1

    EEEK a wookie!! Hahahha. Great story thank you.

  • @czar6203
    @czar6203 5 днів тому +4

    DAMNIT. Seeing the chill beard guy I thought this is ep 3.

    • @randomawecity1927
      @randomawecity1927 5 днів тому

      Episode 3 of what?

    • @czar6203
      @czar6203 4 дні тому +1

      @randomawecity1927 Axeon-Smith series

    • @simonsonlyfan8600
      @simonsonlyfan8600 День тому

      @@czar6203 They really should mark the series better because I'm not sure if I'm caught up or if the series is still ongoing

  • @gibbbon
    @gibbbon 5 днів тому +1

    it belongs in a museum! - indiana jones

  • @DonutTracks
    @DonutTracks 5 днів тому +2

    🔥

  • @ZombiePumps
    @ZombiePumps 5 днів тому +2

    Feels like Humans are the bad guys in this one, or at least Canadians with the war crimes. 😂

    • @MartelSays
      @MartelSays 5 днів тому

      The good, the bad, and the Canadian, eh?

    • @ZombiePumps
      @ZombiePumps 5 днів тому +3

      @@MartelSaysthey’ll make a fine 51st state.

    • @Saanonymous80
      @Saanonymous80 5 днів тому

      ​@@ZombiePumpssome might say "A great state. One of the best"

    • @m.jasondoty9062
      @m.jasondoty9062 5 днів тому

      It's not a war crime the first time.

    • @m.jasondoty9062
      @m.jasondoty9062 5 днів тому

      ​@ZombiePumps Yeah, no. We're Canadian, and we'd like to stay that way.