Roasting your astrological Big 3
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i just found out all of my big three are water signs and i open youtube and see this as the first recommended video...... the gods are laughing and giggling at me rn
I’m a Leo sun, Libra moon and Capricorn rising but no one ever suspects I’m a Leo like ever. There’s almost no water in my chart at all 😂😂😂 I’m very logical but also very dreamy in how I go about life. I think the Leo only shows up in my loyalty to the people I care about and my make up😂😂
“i don’t know how to roast people”
“you’re a psychopath and a crybaby”
the duality of the norse witch 💀
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There's so many combinations this could be a 13 season series xD I love this videos
Are you going to do a series of this?
My star sign is Capricorn, pisces moon and Capricorns rising (a lot of Capricorn and Pisces in my chart…)
I find my moon sign is very potent as I’m more a water element person. Though I’ve learned my earth connection isn’t mountains and rocks, but though swampy witch vibes.
Having both is great for my career choices. Pisces has the power of the endless imagination and Capricorn is the one that gets shit done.
oooh I love the roasting, I hope you will do another one.
I'm Cancer sun, Libra moon, and Capricorn rising.
I love this so muuuch i need a second part! :D
You really came for my throat with that one 😭
I expected to be called indecisive with my Libra sun, not being thrown into an existencial crisis about my emotional availability
Sorryyyyy 🤣🤣🤣
this was my kind of roasting it was the cutest! Please do more of these in the future!!!! I am Virgo sun Libra Moon and Libra rising. roast away qween!!!
No, I don't shut up. But it's not philosophy and spiritually it's the random ponderings from my mental health walks. things like "i would never just drink a glass of milk, but throw a shot of espresso in a d make it an iced latte and I'm down"
Oh, this is hilarious - I love a good roast~ I hope you do another if this was fun for you.
I'm a sun Sagittarius, moon Cancer, and a Taurus rising with like six placements in Aquarius for some reason.
I was waiting to see if there was a Virgo sun Scorpio Moon combination in here 😂 I often feel like a crazy person with all the scorpio in my chart
I’m the Cancer , Taurus, Taurus and you were not wrong 😂 I hate leaving my house, rarely do. I do order almost everything online and I’m a stay at home mom/wife, which would be my job I guess 🤣 “ this is my conviction and I know this is true” 😆
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This was so fun!! Gemini Sun, Libra moon, Aquarius rising here. 😂
omg I absolutely love this! If you would ever do one of these again, I might as well take my shot, cause I'd love to be roasted 👀
☀virgo sun
🌕leo moon
↗scorpio rising
No way, me too!!!
This was so entertaining! I'm a Pisces Sun, Pisces Moon, and Sag Rising... I'm emotional as hell, I can't hide them for shit, and I am **constantly** daydreaming of my overly ambitious plans.
I’m the “waaaaaAAaaaAaaa floating in the ether” and definitely screaming on the inside 😂😂😂 thank you for roasting me ❤
The first time I had someone do my chart they told me I was a Leo sun, Aries moon, Sagittarius rising. First thing they asked me was how I hadn’t spontaneously combusted yet. Every chart I’ve gotten since then says it is Taurus moon which must be the only reason I haven’t gone up in a ball of fire 😆
i was doing the dishes whilst watching this video and giggling and then the last one was me! i was laughing because i love to yap! im shy at first but once im comfortable around you, i talk so much haha
As someone from AR I never expect people from abroad to ever say anything about the state. :') Makes me so happy.
Actually we had an exchange student from Arkansas when I was in like 7th grade so it was one of the first states I ever „got in contact with“ 🥰
Wow, I love copper! ❤
Same ❤️❤️
Thank you. I've been laughing tears! 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
Why do y'all have three signs, I am perfectly happy with one. 😅
Every single person on this planet has a lot more than one or even three signs xD
This is going to be very very surface level isn't it lol thank you regardless for this sass and loveliness.
Yeah well this is a roast video, not some deep talk astrology deep dive into everyone’s birth chart 😅
I would have loved to hear what you would say about me Sun Scorpio Moon Virgo and Rise Scorpio
Capricorn sun, Capricorn moon, and Capricorn rising
Omg pls make another video I’m a patreon member and didn’t put mine in lol 😢I’m Pisces moon Pisces sun and Gemini riding
Cancer sun, cancer rising, Gemini moon. Does that make me a crybaby psychopath?
The most honest roast i ever got
You got it perfect🙈
Nice🤣🤣
I love these so much, hope I sometime get roasted. I’m a huge stereotypical Aires, so I can already hear the funny shit. I’m Aires sun, cancer moon, and libra rising
Scorpio Sun, Gemini Moon and Gemini Rising 🌊🌪️
OMG YOOU DID MINE!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA CRY I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHUEFHISHFDIUGFSKUYGFD
(also way too accurate)
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Aquarius sun, scorpio moon, capricorn rising :)
i’m a gemini sun, scorpio moon, scorpio rising! 🌙✨
How lovely, just returned from voting. Great continuation to the day! ❤
Oh Yeay thanks for voting!!
🤣🤣🤣 this is fun. ❤️
Chihuahua 🤣
Pisces sun, Libra moon, Cap rising
Gemini sun, scorpio moon, cancer rising. 1 air 2 waters
I think I'm a Scorpio sun Leo moon and a Libra rising
My followers are all psychopaths and cry babies. 😂
I wish I would've gotten in on this. I'd love to hear you roast my Scorpio sun, Pisces moon and Libra rising.
Omg pls make another video I’m a patreon member and didn’t put mine in lol 😢I’m Pisces moon Pisces sun and Gemini riding
I don’t know every single Patrons UA-cam and/or IG handles, sorry xD also I just went by the order that people submitted their Big 3, I thought that was the fairest thing to do ☺️
Sag/Ophiuchus Sun
Virgo moon
Aquarius Ascendant
😂
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I want One Summoning spirits Video
This was awesome!!!! I dont have insta but you should do these vids weekly so very fucking cool my friend 🤘🖤 if you do decide to do it again ..... Id love to get roasted .... Taurus sun, scorpio moon, leo rising .... I bet youd have some fun doin mine huh lmfao😂 tyfs a fun video many blessings 😘
I'm an aqaurius sun, scorpio moon, and vigro rising, i am such a stereotypical aqaurius, expect i am so emotional. But i definitely don't show it
Also yes: I am very stubborn
Ahhh I wish I didn't miss the ask! I want to be roasted 🤣
Any other fellow Sag sun, Scorpio moon, Leo risings out there? Idk what else says "Look at me! But not too close *Cat Energy*"
That was very funny! Keep doing this big three stuff, love all of your videos that are about it! Btw I’m a Scorpio sun and moon and a Leo rising
Where do we go to input our big three for the next one? 😊
Hopefully I'll make the next one.
Libra sun, Taurus moon, Libra rising.
Very proud that I seem like a psychopath but I am actually not 😂 there IS a lot going on emotionally inside me and it is very chaotic 😂
i'm Pisces sun, with cap and virgo as moon and rising. the emotional and mental suffering is real 🤣!
This is so exciting!!!
Leo ♌️ Sun
Cancer ♋️ Moon
Libra ♎️ Rising
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Gemeny with gemeny rising here, I think emotions are weird lol.
Aquarius Sun
Aries Moon
Scorpio rising!
Aries sun
Libra moon
Virgo rising
Too funny!
🌞Virgo sun, Aquarius moon, Sagittarius rising. Earth, air, and fire, send help.
I don't know my big three, but I' pisces with ADHD, so yes, there are many feelings. 🥹 🤪