NASA Wants Volunteers for Mars Simulator + Madonna Falls on Stage
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Chad Kroeger, JT Parr, Adam Carolla, and Chris Laxamana talk about Danny Masterson moving to a medium-security prison, a man suing the Powerball lottery, the White House being upset with New York Times over Biden coverage, NASA looking for people to live on a Mars simulator, Madonna falling on stage, and a ship carrying 19,000 cattle stinking up Cape Town.
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May I volunteer our current president and 80% of our federal government launch them all immediately towards Mars work out the details later.
As if Biden could survive escape velocity. He can barely handle a simple car ride in "The Beast".
Light that candle 🕯️ baaaaaabay.
Earth is effed due to plastics/microplastics, Monsanto ,etc. now you want to foul our neighbor's yard with our heavy chunks of "Phil" waste?
Throw Bald and Gina on that rocket too...
I've got some 'volunteers' for that Mars trip: Leticia James, Fani Willis and Judge Engoron for starters. And lots more if needed. Lol.
Madonna
Halfway ...
Throw kathy griffin and rosie O'Donnell
Can we nominate ethnic groups or only individual people?
Crime would all but vanish overnight
@@adriennem3168 if bIасk Americans were counted as a single country I think it would be the highest crime country on earth
The 13% problem would fix itself instantaneously.
We have 1000's of "volunteers" pouring across are open borders..
They should all be sent to the frontlines in Ukraine. The survivors can apply for green cards.
That opening bit is just stupid.
"Definitely not a" funny bit.
Where’s the full show?
Absolute proof that Madonna LIP SYNCS at her so called LIVE SHOWS!!!!!!!!! Her voice was uninterrupted because it was a recording and for people who PAY to see her SING LIVE, they are getting ripped off.
Nothing wrong with lip sync
Lol, I have a job that occasionally involves movies and TV shows, and during one task, I had to look at bits of the movie "Face/Off," and there is this rapey scene, and I thought the actor looked familiar. Yeah, Danny Masterson. It was a little like, "Oh... ok."
I thought you were gonna say when Nick Cage as John Travolta slept with his wife, or tried, haven't seen it in a bit. But I do remember my favorite line he tells the wife, "I hate to see you go, I love to watch you leave." 😆
U mean when Nick cups choir girls butt cheeks?
@@Chicomite Ah, yeah, I would have identified those guys instantly, but Masterson, I just had a feeling, and I had to look his name of for the work thing, and I was like, damn (he's like the "rebellious" daughter's date or something).
As a movie, I mean, I remember watching it when it came out, but rewatching, it's pretty cheesy, especially if you've ever heard Anthony Cumia's rants about it on O&A I think with Patrice even, haha... maybe that ruined it for me forever, lol.
I could eat a peach for hours.-
Castor Troy
Rachael Zegler, Taylor Swift and Beyonce could go into the biodome as well.
Ok, silliest thing I heard is that Dawson respects Stephen A. Smith.
Need a break from Mr. Pfizer Travis Kelce and Ms. Swift
Chad and JT with Harland Williams is a necessary watch/listen asap.
Wait. Something’s wrong with the lotto story. You don’t go to the liquor store to claim your 350 million dollars. 😂Also, millions of Californians see Newsome as a joke.
You do if you’re planning on telling everyone you won before you cash your ticket
I no like Newsome. If he's elected we are doomed.
How much taxpayer money does NASA burn through every day? Roughly $73,972,602 a day!
NASA inventions; scratch resistant glasses, camera phones, LED, land mine removal, CAT scans, athletic shoes, foil blankets, water purification, ear thermometers, home insulation, wireless headsets, jaws of life, memory foam, freeze dried food, smoke detectors, baby formula, artificial limbs, computer mouse, and portable computers.
Your welcome.
Now, these guys are funny. Remember Gina and bald?
What happened in Phoenix,
stays in Phoenix.
I am a 53-year-old woman, laughing my ass off at this banter. I think there’s something wrong with me. 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Gavin Newsom is the poster boy for Dunning-Krueger Syndrome.
Have No Idea who these Guys are Funny at First. Then Stop with the Beating other people off bit! We got it.
It would be great if y'all would link to the full show on these...
A little heavy on the jerk-talk for my taste but Firestorm is a must watch. 👍 Oh yeah!
Madonna? any discussion of Madonna is so irrelevant in 2024, wtf?
The one guy definitely has young Bill Paxson vibes.
Brian “The Boz” Bosworth is on that action hero list as well 😂
When u go woke u broke ur hip😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good point about The View: When that show goes off the air, a lot of "pundits" are going to find themselves scrambling for content.
It's called a working title. I'm a little surprised Ace wouldn't know this.
These guys need to contribute weekly
Maybe you could have two gangs? The Bitcos and Ethos.
Please someone explain to me about this definitely not a Jew ?
I do not get it ,
lol
Back in loveline days people would call in with questions/senerios that would sound so quintessentially white trash and Adam would guess that they were Jewish as a joke. Or Asian. Just a play on stereotypes.
My tummy hurts
I’d love to see Ryan Long or Harlan Williams back on. I’ve just started and will give this a try but I watched an episode of these guy’s podcast and it was incredibly boring.
15:44 Madonna
Let's simulate space which has zero resistance in a swimming pool which has the most resistance. NASA is stupid and making fun of you.
These guys are amazing. +1 vote to have them on weekly or bi-weekly or monthly...sumthin regular
Rush Limbaugh knew all about Solar Warden and the bases on Mars. Andrew D. Basiago claims Mars is totally overrated.
Bruh
you have to be a motivated American.
Adam was really vibing with these dudes.
He always cuts the kid reading the news off. Goes off on a tangent. By the time he comes back to the story it's not relevant anymore.
Yeah Adam be rude sometimes...and he's atheist...😮
@@bradcrowe668he's atheist until he goes to divorce court, then he's like,
"oh, God, oh God, Noooo...."
Adam:"You gotta scuff that shit" referring to high heels on a man..."at what point do we just call it and say that we are no longer living on planet Earth"?
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Thx Dawson, for sharing how much you respect Stephen A.
I'm not a stranger to being incarcerated in the past so seeing SBFs picture reminds me of myself after a week or two before you get good fitting jail clothes and get your hair did but he's been in there a while so he needs to jail up a little.
Sbf?
ALCOA approved.
That bit is played out
Hows Adam gonna be best budfies with Jimmy Kimmel but shit talks Kevin Smith? Clerks is still the greast movie ever made
A little hyperbole there. Clerks is the equivalent of a film school project.
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Yeah get it on
17:00 The funniest thing Adam has ever said...
"dragging that sack o' shit (Madonna) around..."😂
GET. IT. ON.
I had heard it was because in focus groups. They couldn't remember the actual name of the show, so everyone said they just loved that 70 show, and that's why it got the name.
Chad and JT are hilarious good to see them on ACS
Madonna should’ve known better, since it’s her show. She deserved it.