Hanks jokes and pranks are basically helping people out secretly lol Hank: "you know h'what be funny, if we fill up Boomhauer's truck with gas and when he comes back he'll be like "how'd that happen?"
Except for when he steals Dales mower and taunts him with photos of it. But of course he feels bad and tells Dale as he thinks hes about to go postal haha.
That's actually not a bad way to Gas Light someone, the gas stays the same, but the milage slowly creeps higher. Never enough to be obvious, but just enough to be noticed & make them wonder if they forgot about driving somewhere.
idk sometimes u need balance / complement. what makes koth great is every character is flawed. some in more obvious ways than others. hank might enjoy being w ppl who aren't like him
I don't think I've seen this episode, but it's probably my favourite scene. This or the one where Hank gets marijuana poisoning... which again I don't think I've actually watched all the way through.
The Hank gasp is highly underrated. It's such an old man gasp, like your grandpa used to gasp like that if you farted at the table or something during Christmas dinner. He's not quite at "bwaaahhh!!!!", but he's still very disturbed by something that's just happened. Back when men knew how to make things out of wood with their hands and they all had perfect credit, they gasped like that.
I just want to express my gratitude for documenting these important historical events. I think I speak for everyone when I say you're doing God's work.
Wait, is this the same Jack who went senile in a later episode? Damn. He's like the only guy who aged in this entire show. He looks about 10 years younger here!
The longer version was sadder, with Hank and the other guy losing a few friends along the way to drug addiction, MLMs, and a 42-year late case of SIDS. Hank left out all that to make the story short enough to tell the barbershop guys as well as to not depress them. If he had enough time, they'd learn the tragedies that occur when you fail to put laquer on your varnish.
Being a house painter since 87 I can absolutely confirm that all u tightassed Harvey home owners who wont pony up and hire a professional painter should by all means put some lacquer in your varnish. Especially on something real nice or antique. Happy painting efferz.😳
Taking both those things into consideration I'm surprised he even got served. I tried to order food at a Wendy's once when the dining room was closed so I try to use my bike to get through the drive-thru and it was a bicycle. Long story short I didn't get served
@@garganrose Most places require you to be on a "Motorized Vehicle" Could probably fool them with a phone playing an engine sound and a flash light on the front of the bike. They have to refuse service for liability reasons. You get hit by a car they're at fault.
You're likely right but there's plenty of drive-thrus with two lanes and obviously the one on the left is easier to use with someone in the passenger seat
I feel like every KOTH video needs to have a disclaimer stating "If you didn't get the joke, we're sorry; this show predated Family Guy. You have to actually pay attention to the characters. Yes, I know that's a burden." The gag is that Hank has a very short, simple haircut that he hasn't changed since the age of 14, but he still treats it like a building project: it must be done completely and by the book. This is an extension of Hank's whole personality into a specific area of his life, which is like 90% of the plot points and gags on KOTH. Lawn mowers, cars, propane, sports, politics, work, etc. Hank is simple and rural yet overbearingly fastidious, which is his charm.
I don't even need to know what lacquer and varnish is to know that was the funniest thing I heard. EDIT: 2 Years later, I'm working in a shop where I dip motors. I now know what he meant by adding laquer on varnish. Varnish is a super sticky component when treated with hot temperatures, it hardens. Adding laquer (we use xylene, paint thinner) makes it more liquidy so you can handle it better. The joke makes me feel like an adult. RE EDIT. It seems like some little female decided to want to correct me, so whatever. I guess no one can say something because they need to be corrected. You know who you are chump. Thanks for your uselessness. Hey but keep the comments coming, I'll start making popcorn for everyone here..
[Open shot of a store: JACK OFF'S] Hank: "So I tapped him on the shoulder and said with a straight face... EEEREDERREDEREDEEEEEDEDEREDERED" Men: (Laughing in reverese) Hank: "Heheh, LOL!"
LMFAO dude that reference sent me on a cosmic trip down memory lane. I was like "man I know I heard hank say that before somewhere..." took me a few moments to remember that ytp. who was it by? cant remember.
So I looked him straight in the eye and said g̴̢̻͚̞̝̣̞͑̍̊̅́̌͗͛̍̒̓͛̆̈́͜͝k̵̡͚̟̠̯̄͒͜͝ę̸̨̼͙͍̯̀̐̔̽̀̓̓̅q̸̠̳̹̙̳̰͓̻͗͌̾͐̕͝a̸̢̡̗̦͔̺͚̟̬̤̭̓ͅf̵͉̻̣̙̓̑̎̊̇̈́̄̽̐̅̾̂̍͜͠ǧ̴̢̻̻̲̟̙̪̝̓͑̀͋̆̈́̑̈̑͜͠͝k̵̛̠̭̻͍̯̠͈̟̻̲̯͕͓͊͂͜͜g̴̬͔͗͗͂͆̅̀̈́̅̈͐́̽͒͜͠͝j̷̜̥̤̀̂̕w̷̦̟̮̻̖̹͖̮̘̭̎̿͒͛͊r̸͚̪̒̾̽̓͂̓͒̄͆͌̋̈̎͘ḛ̴̟͍͚͎̯̘̯͈͊̓́͝g̶͎̤̖͍̺̱̗̲͇͔͖̦̬̩͎̒̑̓ Heheheh, lol
"Wait a minute, I know that engine." I used to know the engine of my Cub Cadet exactly, then eventually we got a John Deere and it's the fourth one in the neighborhood. All the same damn model. Can't tell em apart until I eventually give mine a tune-up.
@werty1432k There's the episode where Dale gets a pirate radio channel. Hank says, 'Dammit Dale, are you stealing my shingles again?' The conversation ends with Dale saying he's played Hank like a set of spoons.
Look at poor Cotton Hill trapped in the periphery of the time dilation field he was forced to live through World War II twice. And upon reentry to a normal time his mind unable to reconcile two diametrically opposed experiences he died well before his time.
Hanks jokes and pranks are basically helping people out secretly lol
Hank: "you know h'what be funny, if we fill up Boomhauer's truck with gas and when he comes back he'll be like "how'd that happen?"
Chaotic Lawful Good
Hank's such a nice guy
Except for when he steals Dales mower and taunts him with photos of it. But of course he feels bad and tells Dale as he thinks hes about to go postal haha.
That's actually not a bad way to Gas Light someone, the gas stays the same, but the milage slowly creeps higher. Never enough to be obvious, but just enough to be noticed & make them wonder if they forgot about driving somewhere.
@@rosk169 Keep in mind Hank is a nice guy except when he's not. And when he is not, he's absolute vengeful.
He went to Whattaburger on that thing. LOL.
Andrew Toone damn it dale!
Andrew Toone that's normal out there
ThisIsStupidist I live in Texas & never saw a lawnmower at a drive thru
Jeremy Hill Texas is big then you got other states who have no shame too
ThisIsStupidist damn
Aw it seems like Hank would be better off with the people in the barbershop, than his back alley friends Dale, Bill and Boomhauer.
I believe he hangs with them because he knows they're likely to get killed or put in jail without his intervention.
@@edgarbanuelos6472 they've also known each other since 2nd grade
you only see them when they at their barbershop best, its like judging a family based on their Christmas card
Boomhauer was a texas ranger so he would have been ok
idk sometimes u need balance / complement. what makes koth great is every character is flawed. some in more obvious ways than others. hank might enjoy being w ppl who aren't like him
Even without context this clip does a good job showcasing the incredibly dry humor of this show.
The legend himself, hell yea! You're alive! If only Durhamrockerz was still with us.
I don't think I've seen this episode, but it's probably my favourite scene. This or the one where Hank gets marijuana poisoning... which again I don't think I've actually watched all the way through.
I don't know why but everytime he says " a little lacquer in that varnish" I think its the funniest thing ive ever heard
It has to do with other people laughing it triggers laughter.
Wtf is lacker?
@@anunentitledmotivatedmille7731 No. I’ve heard people laugh at things and I’m like “wtf”
@@bigplanner search up laugh circles they literally laugh at nothing.
@@Tywil714 lacquer
I was passing through Fort Stockton Texas and saw a guy driving a lawn more on the city streets. I immediately remembered this and laughed.
Dale is living epitome of "chaotic Neutral"
Hank will forever remind me of my late grandpa, always had a clean cut and was a straight cut man. Loved dry jokes too lol
The Hank gasp is highly underrated. It's such an old man gasp, like your grandpa used to gasp like that if you farted at the table or something during Christmas dinner. He's not quite at "bwaaahhh!!!!", but he's still very disturbed by something that's just happened. Back when men knew how to make things out of wood with their hands and they all had perfect credit, they gasped like that.
I can’t unhear the YTP edits
I just want to express my gratitude for documenting these important historical events. I think I speak for everyone when I say you're doing God's work.
Damnit Dale. the epitome of my closest friendship. and the most frequently uttered phrase by me
Wait, is this the same Jack who went senile in a later episode?
Damn. He's like the only guy who aged in this entire show.
He looks about 10 years younger here!
Barbery can age you a lifetime
"Long story short, he put laqueur on it."
How could that be a long story? LOL
The longer version was sadder, with Hank and the other guy losing a few friends along the way to drug addiction, MLMs, and a 42-year late case of SIDS. Hank left out all that to make the story short enough to tell the barbershop guys as well as to not depress them.
If he had enough time, they'd learn the tragedies that occur when you fail to put laquer on your varnish.
The bit we heard was long enough lol
“Hank I’m half way done, you can’t go out there lookin like thaat!”
•looks exactly the same•
“BWAAH!”
Lol, its always "dammit dale" or "dammit bill".
we're two beta males at the prime of our lives
I have actually seen this done while working on a machine at McD’s. I have the pictures to prove it!
This right here is why people are moving from California to Texas
This is the episode where Dale destroyed Hanks lawn with his mr pibb soda
and "Aqua-Hol"
The fact that I have a truck I still use Hanks lawnmower
You can't be Dale Gribble, he'd never use his real name online. Smh 0/10 not Rusty Shackleford.
@@HeisBeppo yea I'm gonna change it soon
0:18 _DAMN IT DALE!_
2 people didn't put lacquer In their varnish
Looks like 5 people didn't put a little lacquer in their varnish
31 people now
43 lacquerlessors
BEST... CATCHPHRASE... EVER! xDDDDD
This is one of my favorite scenes in king of the hill!
Put a little licorice in that varnish 👍🏻.
Being a house painter since 87 I can absolutely confirm that all u tightassed Harvey home owners who wont pony up and hire a professional painter should by all means put some lacquer in your varnish. Especially on something real nice or antique.
Happy painting efferz.😳
We always go to Whataburger on our tractors and lawn mowers in Texas.......I thought everybody knew this.
Hank is one of the great raconteurs
Damnit, Dale!!
Damn it, Dale!
He he lacker, I gotta remember that one.
0:05 a little lacquer in that varnish
oh man this was uploaded so long ago!! before compilations were a thing, when paypal was the way to donate, ahhh those were the days
Thank god they put lacquer in it
I love his reaction! That's how I reacted when my brother broke my copy of Resident Evil the Director's cut lol.
@masternachos I'll definitely have to look into that episode, thanks!
0:18 damn it Dale!
@masternachos Yeah it was a good suggestion :) and if you know of any other "dammit dale" scenes let me know! :D
dammit dale
I mean I’m not surprised. I’ve seen a horse in the drive thru.
dAMmIt DaLE
heheh
lol
He put Soda inside the gas tank
MegaJohnnytv It's Mr. Pibb
After it cut to the next shot, the drive thru person is gone.
BWAAAAH!
Zero dislikes? I guess Seth McFarlane hasn't seen this video yet.
Cracked Dagger he has now. Along with his 4 alt accounts.
Heh! LOL!
Hank: D#mmit Dale
Hank moves his head around a lot while his hair is being cut.
Which
Why was this recommended lmfao
@megabrownieboy What do you mean?
This sound like LeBron on The Shop
That was good, I tell you what. Tell me the one about the tap and die.
Half these views had to be me lol.
What episode is this ?
keep pressing 7
Me: 0:18
Don't try this at home, you will end up with a mess.
Spare me
When your character is so unfunny it’s hilarious
Fortnite
"I know that engine" Yup ive had this happen to me before
Hank hears the faint hum of a Small Engine outside in immediately knows it's his lawnmower.
A man knows his engine 😎😂
Do... Do you not know the sound of your own engine?
@@FalonGrey not my lawnmower
@@SeanLaMontagne 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
if you don't know the sound of your own machinery, is it even really yours?
0:18 Damn it Dale!
Dale not only pulled up on the mower, he came in through the wrong side of the drive thru lol.
Taking both those things into consideration I'm surprised he even got served. I tried to order food at a Wendy's once when the dining room was closed so I try to use my bike to get through the drive-thru and it was a bicycle. Long story short I didn't get served
Yo shit I didn't even notice that, I was too distracted by the mower... like Hank.
Just today I ordered at a DQ by walking in the drivethu because my trailer wouldn't fit lol cheese curds were worth it 😋😊
@@garganrose Most places require you to be on a "Motorized Vehicle" Could probably fool them with a phone playing an engine sound and a flash light on the front of the bike. They have to refuse service for liability reasons. You get hit by a car they're at fault.
@@garganrose Crazy, I've seen people walk through the drive-thru before.
Don't know why they wouldn't serve you.
All this time, I never noticed Dale is going to the left of the restaurant window, when he should be headed right.
You have to do those kinds of things to keep the U.S. Postal Service and their overlords in the Red Cross from guessing your next move. Sh-Sh-Sha!
You're likely right but there's plenty of drive-thrus with two lanes and obviously the one on the left is easier to use with someone in the passenger seat
All whataburger restaurants drive throughs are on the left hand side.
Or the video could be mirrored to prevent shitty copyright.
@@Mocita but if you look at the name of the barber shop, it's from left to right
I love how the barber wasn't finished with his hair, but when Hank looks in the mirror it looks perfectly fine
That's the joke
Thx for explaining the joke to the less intellectually gifted.
Only someone who uses charcoal would think his hair looked perfectly fine.
@MCRMedia You underestimate the efficient power of clean burning propane.
I feel like every KOTH video needs to have a disclaimer stating "If you didn't get the joke, we're sorry; this show predated Family Guy. You have to actually pay attention to the characters. Yes, I know that's a burden."
The gag is that Hank has a very short, simple haircut that he hasn't changed since the age of 14, but he still treats it like a building project: it must be done completely and by the book. This is an extension of Hank's whole personality into a specific area of his life, which is like 90% of the plot points and gags on KOTH. Lawn mowers, cars, propane, sports, politics, work, etc. Hank is simple and rural yet overbearingly fastidious, which is his charm.
I don't even need to know what lacquer and varnish is to know that was the funniest thing I heard.
EDIT: 2 Years later, I'm working in a shop where I dip motors. I now know what he meant by adding laquer on varnish. Varnish is a super sticky component when treated with hot temperatures, it hardens. Adding laquer (we use xylene, paint thinner) makes it more liquidy so you can handle it better. The joke makes me feel like an adult.
RE EDIT. It seems like some little female decided to want to correct me, so whatever. I guess no one can say something because they need to be corrected. You know who you are chump. Thanks for your uselessness.
Hey but keep the comments coming, I'll start making popcorn for everyone here..
lacquer is used for a number of hard and potentially shiny finishes applied to materials such as wood. something like that
Lacquer and varnish are the same thing. Synonymous words.
@@gametimewithjamie Thanks for doing a Google search, nerdboy.
@@epicpokey02 No they are not. I've been a painter since 87, trust me.
this is the biggest glowup I've ever read
"So I tapped him on the shoulder and said with a straight face, 'They don't like to see you minin'. They wanna see you losin' all your diamonds.'"
So I tapped him on the shoulder and said with a straight face. " *OAHSHSJWOQHSJWKWHWWH* "
(chuckles) LOL!
Jack's Off
This scene is forever ruined by that poop, lol.
Eh eh he eh eh
Toasted Hashbrown that poop made this scene even more beloved.
[Open shot of a store: JACK OFF'S]
Hank: "So I tapped him on the shoulder and said with a straight face...
EEEREDERREDEREDEEEEEDEDEREDERED"
Men: (Laughing in reverese)
Hank: "Heheh, LOL!"
Lol,poor Hank. With friends like Dale,who needs an enemy? Kick his ass real hard one day Hank,LOL!
0:04
HIRAHUREHIRAHURE
He-eh, LoOol
"Hehe, LOOOOOOOL."
Looking for this comment yey
LMFAO dude that reference sent me on a cosmic trip down memory lane. I was like "man I know I heard hank say that before somewhere..." took me a few moments to remember that ytp. who was it by? cant remember.
@@lokidude100 It was by Durhamrockerz, 2009 was an interesting year, remember watching this when I was 15.
This has got to be the most wholesome show ever
So I looked him straight in the eye and said g̴̢̻͚̞̝̣̞͑̍̊̅́̌͗͛̍̒̓͛̆̈́͜͝k̵̡͚̟̠̯̄͒͜͝ę̸̨̼͙͍̯̀̐̔̽̀̓̓̅q̸̠̳̹̙̳̰͓̻͗͌̾͐̕͝a̸̢̡̗̦͔̺͚̟̬̤̭̓ͅf̵͉̻̣̙̓̑̎̊̇̈́̄̽̐̅̾̂̍͜͠ǧ̴̢̻̻̲̟̙̪̝̓͑̀͋̆̈́̑̈̑͜͠͝k̵̛̠̭̻͍̯̠͈̟̻̲̯͕͓͊͂͜͜g̴̬͔͗͗͂͆̅̀̈́̅̈͐́̽͒͜͠͝j̷̜̥̤̀̂̕w̷̦̟̮̻̖̹͖̮̘̭̎̿͒͛͊r̸͚̪̒̾̽̓͂̓͒̄͆͌̋̈̎͘ḛ̴̟͍͚͎̯̘̯͈͊̓́͝g̶͎̤̖͍̺̱̗̲͇͔͖̦̬̩͎̒̑̓
Heheheh, lol
Hank, canyoumowyourlawninahurricanenopedidntthinksohahahaha
0:18 close your eyes and listen its hilarious!
0:10 look at the scissors, he's not even cutting his hair lol, he's snipping the air.
This was a really good episode
Durhamrockerz brought me here.
0:01
Where's the OFF at though?
0:18 damn it Dale!
"Wait a minute, I know that engine."
I used to know the engine of my Cub Cadet exactly, then eventually we got a John Deere and it's the fourth one in the neighborhood. All the same damn model. Can't tell em apart until I eventually give mine a tune-up.
Hank Hill is a comedy genius.
@werty1432k There's the episode where Dale gets a pirate radio channel. Hank says, 'Dammit Dale, are you stealing my shingles again?' The conversation ends with Dale saying he's played Hank like a set of spoons.
If only he went to Burger World, then Tom Anderson would have something to say about it.
Gotta appreciate the research done by the writers. That right there is a straight-up Whataburger, and I wouldn’t want it any other way
I love how Jack aged like 20 years I the show.
The ravages of time outside the time dilation bubble can be brutal.
Look at poor Cotton Hill trapped in the periphery of the time dilation field he was forced to live through World War II twice. And upon reentry to a normal time his mind unable to reconcile two diametrically opposed experiences he died well before his time.
I wouldn't want to walk out there looking like that either
This is how I tell people to remember my name lol
LOL!
Dale drove the wrong way in the drive thru lol
How in the hell is he going to move his head all around while getting a haircut.
Various.
Long story short he put some lacquer in it.
Oh, and thanks for uploading this!
For context
Can somebody explain what "Lacquer" is?
Honestly, the 'Damnit Dale!' series could probably have a couple hundred entries...
I've never watched this show but I watch the clips when it shows up in my feed. I lowkey wanna watch the show now.