[ASMR] Yandere Friend Wants You To Join His Cult
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- Опубліковано 19 гру 2020
- Script by The Finnis Terrae Lighthouse Keeper
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Here I am again, Hollow with his binaural mic doing roleplays, sometimes some anime stuff. As a creator I try to avoid the typical boyfriend roleplays and instead focus on fantasy stories revolving around personal attention. My goal is to develop my voice acting abilities through my audios, while comforting the listener and taking them on an adventure through words of big characters, tsunderes, and a variety of other reimagined tropes. I see my work less as "Roleplays" and more as acting.
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Pro to being nice to the weird kid: You stay off the hit list
Con to being nice to the weird kid: You get put on the cult list
:) that's just how it works
It’s worth it tho
What do you mean that's not a con
This video gives me very much Mint Eye vibes you feel me?
@@add7231 😳
I’m sorry did he just.... did he just use the persuasive tactic of ‘come to the dark side, we have cake’? ...I love him.
I mean I'll come for the cake but don't be mad when I either snitch, talk shit, and laugh at your asses for being apart of a cult
The best way to attract the asexuals.
Example A:
@@nimuedamon1936 I mean, I'm here right now so your not wrong 🤭😌
@@Jasja208 heck yea! Ace gang!
I mean do you have chocolate and ice cream? If so I’m on my way 😌✨
Breaking his mug was kind of over the top. We all know you shouldn’t break a mans favorite mug.
As a mug collector that moment physically hurt me :c
@@elvalight2135 I don’t know what I’d do without my favorite mug
I love my mugs so much.
I felt so bad when we broke it that I cried.
I’m very emotional, but a mug should never be broken. :,
Rip mr duck
"Yandere friend wants you to join his cult"
Me: my what wants me to join his what!?
His cult. Weren’t you paying attention?
I’m joking. I’m just trying to play along with the joke.
My thoughts exactly.
"Rest in peace mr. duck... you're not gonna be having a quacking time anymore...." gosh until this Point i was serious... but this.. THIS Made me laugh so freaking hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brooooooo meeee too
Me tooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is very serious. Mr duck will be missed 😞
I love the unusual yanderes Hollow does. They’re so refreshing compared to the stereotypical ones.
Yup. Why settle for normal when you can have Hollow's?
Here's a sampling:
"I fite demons"
"Don't leave the shop you little..."
"pUpPeTs"
"pReTtY HuMaN"
"Join my cult"
@@KayLee-xz3kg omg our yandere leshen, Sprout😭💘💖
@Dumpster Fire OUR SPROUT😭💖💞💘💝
@@aetherdemigod Naro and Thalvich are my favorites because of their roles in the Sarrus series. I think they both have fascinating backstories I'd love to see expanded upon. This summer on the wiki there was a fic by one of Hollow's writer's about their OC, who was the listener's past life. Idk why I can't find it anymore. Anyway, I really would like to find out exactly what happened to the "Strange Lands..." MC's past reincarnation, like how they died and what Thalvich had to do with it.
Alsooo I realized the other day (bc i have become a huge Sarrus nerd. Hollow was my quarantine pasttime. I binged while drawing.) that Naro is a big contributor to the multiseries plot involving Pharos and the arcane purge, and the one listener's journey thru the Crimson Sands. Pharos said the nobels manipulated him into doing what he did, and in his second audio he mentioned meeting with the Highwinters (Naro). And Naro mentioned in his own part 2 that he hoped to take the throne. Sooo I think Naro had a good deal to do with everything that happened with Pharos's rise to and fall from power, and the arcane purge, and the one mage MC's escape to the Sands and etc. Sorry for the ramble, I'm just a huge nerd and I wish I could find someone else as into the stories as I am.
@@KayLee-xz3kg don't excuse urself for the rambling whatsoever, i LOVE seeing people just theorise and rant abt the things they love😊 i have to agree on ALL that tho, i, for the life of me, can't theorise stuff so seeing theories and stuff makes me so happy💖💝
So I’m glued to the chair huh?
*lifts self with chair*
_CAN’T STOP ME NOW_
I could easily escape that chair... And it would include not wearing pants. No more chair plus no more pants... I see no cons.
I'M TAKING YOUR CHAIR WITH ME THANKS FOR THE FREE CHAIR-
Thxs for the free chair
"Your glued to the chair"
Me: .....well that's a first
Usually it’s ropes or chains or duct tape. Glue is new
“Calm down!”
Me:GHRFGJDTGFTDF-You kidnapped me and want me to calm down!I will throw a C H A I R at you!
Can’t throw it though, you’re glued.
@@totaldisaster3758 Body slam?
@@mariuchiha4664 YES! Body slam that boi!
What if y/n was actually the demons kid and his just tired of getting on their dad bullshit and that why they were bored the whole time cus they don’t think their dad is that big of a deal
This is wonderful
This shall be my head cannon
Their just like: ....Really dude? Again?
"My rants were too much to.. bear??"
*roblox death sound*
"That was my favorite mug..."
*OOF*
0:19
“My freshly baked EaSy BaKe OvEn PaNCaKES”
When he said “hey” I could just SMELL the dorito breath
😂🤣
Yandere: you trying to break free, teach me lesson, and walk home? 😮
Me: Uh, yeah~ 😑
Yandere: how rude! 😤
Me: you GLUED me to a chair, bro! 🙄
This is probably one of the funnier yanderes I've seen.
My truest fear has come into light, old friends connecting me to joins their multi level marketing scheme
this man just runs a bakery. im not complaining the rants are worth the food and nice voice
I was just chilling, listening to this while I draw and actually trying to give this dude a chance, but then he said he worshiped dear old Byronsides and I was laughing so hard I couldn't hold my pen anymore 🤣
i’m already in cult, it’s cult code to not cheat on another cult 🙄🙄🙄🙄
It is? Well uh oh
Wait did I just manifest Hollow cult
Also HOLLOW CULT SUPREMACY
No just hollow supremacy perdiot😌
“It was a tattoo from your younger sibling on their birthday party?”
Me, who has 0 siblings: My. WHAT?
Ayyyee!!! Only Child Squad!!!!!
Join me in the squad! 😃
No, I'm not joining your cult. Amazon is cool and all, but Jeff Bezos scares me.
I'm only joining if I get stock shares
Title: Yandere friend wants you to join his cult
Me: yup, seems normal *clicks*
Rip Mr. Quackity... the true hero of this story
Oh shit we broke his favorite mug well that's a death sentence
I think the great beast that he keeps talking about is honestly just the Cookie Monster. that explains the passion of sweets and pastries.
The shortbreads gave us away 😂😂😂💖
Also don’t insult his pastries or else 😂
Him: There! Right on your neck! The mark of the beast!!
Me who has a birthmark on my neck that looks like a red bruise: *sIr!?!?!.!?*
me: yayyy they posted
also me: *reads title* wait what?
Pfft I love this xD favorite moments include the duck mug, "Pastry is sacred", and being glued to a chair 😂 as well as "That is so rude"
Stop kicking me, that hurt!
Me: It was supposed to
Also, I would totally stuff my face with sweets while ignoring a cult leader monologue.
Dude, you could have just asked me out like a normal person. I’m so lonely I would’ve agreed before you finished the question.
I feel like a cults are like Getting a call from MLM
I get so easily confused when they use fancy words and they both promise me a Prophet??
Him, trynna be spooky: “It’s the 11th hour”
Me, a permanently exhausted pigeon: “Sir, it’s actually 4 am-“
*proceeds to kick him* “BISH I GOT ANIME TO WATCH I DON WANNA DIE”
I won't just join it, I'll take over
I love how he keeps trying to find an excuse to keep us around
Just finished a chatroom in Saerans route and found this 😂
Him: **goes on about the mark on my neck**
Me: Dude, I’m dating a vampire.
Me: YAY HOLLOW POSTED!
**reads title**
Me: I- *wAt*
If cults are good for agoraphobics, I should join a whole lot then- I can even sacrifice my neighbor. 🤠
Do it😳
Yes! If there good for that then I would love too! But honestly it depends on what kind of cult you join.!.
Nah, we have to leave our houses for that 🤚😭 too scary
@@xim287 exactly- 💀
@@ImUnderYourFloorboards aight bet- 😀
How many more of my friends are gonna ask me to join their cult -,-
I love this lovely, hysterical - just a tiny bit neurotic boi whose pastry chef-abilities are above reproach. He's adorable!
I feel bad for breaking his duck mug
4:50 NOT THE DUCK MUG! 😟
Him:Okay I'll give you some personal space
Me:Stay 6 feet apart or be 6 feet under
I’m *WHEEZING*
Never been so fast before in my life I didn’t even read it Ik it was going to be good
“It’s me your bestfriend...’s friend’s friend from highschooool” LOL why was that funny to me
Ok, now let us all summon elmo! 🙌
Everybody start an Elmo chain-
✨ _Elmo_ ✨
✨ Elmo ✨
Elmo
❤️ E L M O ❤️
✨E L M O✨
Who else feels bad for breaking his duck mug?
Okay, before I even watch the video, if we, the friend, join this cult, we better be the worshipped ones, I'm not gonna clean the floors and cook some nonsence for some crazy rando in toga or whatever. I have class, okay?
Edit: Man can bake, I join, so has spoken fate.
Ayeee epic. Welcome to the cake bake squad.
But I'm already in a cult: the Hollow fandom. 😔
bro I'm already in one I don't think I can be in another. memento mori, unus annus.
Momento Mori
Fair enough, Momento Mori
Me: “Oh honey, I can hear the cuckoo clocks going off in your head from over here.”
Me: how dare you kidnap me, glue me to a chair, and try to force me to join your crazy cult. 😤
Also me: oh there’s baked goods? Cool, I’m
in. 😄
I mean, as long as I don't end up being sacrificed🤷♀️
Title: Yandere friend wants you to join his cult
Me: wait a minute... I GOT A FRIEND!?!?
"i know you're awake"
me: opens eyes in panic
My initial reaction to this premise was just, "...Yeah alright." XD
Reads title*
Quickly hides demonic symbols on floor*
Me: Oh... interesting
I clicked on this and the add was
" *STOP BEING A LOSER* "
Bruh 😫🤚 I'm listening to pretend friend confession audios to feel loved.. YALL CALLING ME OUT
Like... I have a mug collection. When I broke his mug I realized how much of a terrible person I am +~+,
Will there be KoolAid? Otherwise I'm not going
In conclusion
This guy is a nerd
This cult involves tea and cake? Hell yea
F to pay respects to mr duck 😔😔🙏🙏
Look I'm not joining your cult. I'm already trying to cure the world of hatred my own way and even if I was to join your cult...I wouldn't be able to participate. I barely have time to even be having this conversation right now.
And also no more drugs in the pastries, unless I fell into a food coma
I'm getting "don't you wanna become a cult leader" Vibes✋🏻💀
is the great beast a horse because it sounds like a horse
Even better; a donkey
Hollow: You need some divine intervention
Me: Honey, people have tried to fix me... I was just born with chips and breaks in my porcelain.
Well done on the reading, Hollow! Hope you’re doing good, dear!
My favorite part is when he just gave up on his prayer at the end to get to the kitchen faster. This is the best Yandere plot twist I've ever heard, loved how fun it was
A moment of silence for the duck mug ☕️
Rest In Peace, Mr. Duck 😞
This was GLORIOUS from start to finish!
Is this an mlm scheme
Yes. Without a doubt. In fact, I’ll start printing out flyers.
Eh, I'm not doing anything. I don't have any plans. I'm in!
How many cults have I been in..
There was that plague doctor one
An SCP one
Oh that cleedus cult
A royal high cult that was fun
That TikTok one
Tiny babies or wörms?
You're ruining my floors 😅🤣
This is too funny. I love this ridiculous cult leader XD
This kinda gives me mafia vibes
I’m decorating a Christmas tree wile watching this
Well it is 2020 I am not surprised about this
You didn't need to kidnap me, say something bout sweets and you can keep talking,, ALSO
Watch me get kidnapped by the deity he's working with LMAOOO,, WATCH ME JINX IT
This man sounds like the chaotic low brass trying to get me to join their cult of the sun.
Aw he’s so cute 🥺
This is amazing, Hollow xD
New subscriber but I am in love with your content already. So excited to be here so early!
Sorry sir I'm already in a cult
You are so talented!
I want the demon to either be the listener’s family and they’re just so annoyed that everyone talks about their hooves uncle or something, or for the demon to try and take the listener away and Conflict Arises
Okay, American Horror Story taught me how to deal with cults. I’m prepared for this.
Ha! YoU cAn‘T fOoL mE!
Bruhhh this boi be so sweet, like yes pls kidnap me to ur cult and ima just willing be urs ykyk 🥺
Edit: update, im glued to a chair, and yes pastries :)
"Glued up, sometimes it's too much. I'm fucked up and clueless."
Yo I spaced out for a solid two minutes just repeating those two lines from Melanie's song after he said we were glued to the chair
This is really good
Damnit! XD his quirky jokes get me every TIME XD have me laughing to myself looking like a madwoman
IM HERE
0:03 ...😳 I’m in...😬😄
Yes, it’s the second he started talking...I’m weak
I saw cult and clicked on this before the other one could even start 😍
No need for the glue, I’m convinced! How did you know my favorite type of cookies?! Hey, at first, I was a bit worried when I saw you standing in my hallway, but now I’m kinda glad I forgot to lock my kitchen window! Here, here, tell me more of this beast you won’t shut up about, I’m all ears!
*And that, my friends, is why you should prepare your own cookie batter over buying it frozen.*
Dude I broke a mug with a duck reading a book. The guilt that I feel inside me rn. Rest in peace Mr. Duck. I'm sorry. 😔
I wanted to give him a hug after the whole Mr. Duck incident. But then he just kept getting creepier and creepier 😳
I need me a yandere boy to bake with