"Excuse me mr would you like to buy some cookies?" "THIS COOKIE IS SO THICC" "uh...mr?" "THATS A GOOD ASS COOKIE" "I think i'd better go..." "SO DECADENT"
I still think you should try: Hot Pockets All the eggo breakfast products All the different little debbie/hostess snacks All the Capri Suns Basically any popular food brand would be cool, as long as you don't go into cardiac arrest Edit for @Amalia : poptarts!
I appreciate that thin mints come in two sleeves so that when I destroy one sleeve there's still a chance that the other may survive to see another day. The Samoas and Tagalongs are in one package and once it's open, all bets are off
Ah yes, the classic trifecta: Thin Mints, Samoas, and Tagalongs Through my experience of selling girl scout cookies over 10 ten years, i can confirm that those are the three highest selling products and that your ranking is indeed law
Once a boy I was obsessed with tried to kiss me at school after I’d just bought a box of Samoas and I didn’t know what was going on so I just offered him cookies. He looked at me like he wanted to die of embarrassment and then took two.
As a former girl scout from like, 15 years ago, proZD's top 3 rank exactly in order of the ones people bought the most (so presumably the recipes havent changed.) Thin mints will always remain supreme.
In my opinion, they should have never gotten rid of the sugar free cookies. It was their biggest mistake. It broke my heart when people asked what happened to them :(
Curtis Tisfuckingberger stop slinging insults at everyone here and chill the fuck out. you’re one of the reasons why i made the comment in the first place.
ProZD: *mockingly* "oooh but the texture." Also ProZD: *proceeds to talk about cookie textures for 10 minutes* edit: no hate intended, I love you ProZD. Just thought it was funny.
ProZD: You can't eat a whole box of tagalongs without getting sick of them Me, buried in 17 boxes of chocolate covered peanut butter heroin: I disagree
The thing is they changed them, the cookie part is altered to be more disintegrative, they added a coating of peanut butter around the whole thing, coated with a thin layer of chocolate. So now the question is, which is better, the old heavy chocolate snapping, or the new one that’s more flavorful and rich.
@@tressrosewood9518 straight up, my friend gave me 2 full moving boxes of individual boxes of tagalongs, and I almost ate one of those full boxes in 2 days, so yeah
TL; DR: 1. Thin Mints: "Formulated to be the addictive cookie" 2. Tagalongs: "Highly recommend" 3. Samoas: "Still really good" 4. Do-si-dos: "I can eat a bunch of these" 5. S'mores: "The filling is a bit too sweet" 6. Lemon-ups: "They're fine" 7. Trefoils: "What a waste of an order" 8. Toffee-tastic: "Get the f*ck outta here"
its mainly because they all seem different. ProZD gradually died inside from the oreos, lays and that sort of thing is that they have a very similar taste but the gs cookies are different from each other. the thin mints to the trefoils difference is astounding and gs cookies is something you can just get addicted to. compared to other brands i listed earlier, oreos has a similar format and gets boring easily. wtf am i doing i should be working on my chinese assignment 💀
I’ve been a Girl Scout for thirteen years. I agree wholeheartedly with your ranking both on a personal and corporate level. For as long as I’ve been selling cookies there have always been around eight or nine varieties. Among both bakeries, the top three sellers are Thin Mints, Tagalongs, and Samoas, which all will probably be sold until the end of fucking time. There’s almost nothing fundamentally wrong with those. They’re well known because they’re good and they’re good because they’re well known. Do Si Do’s, Trefoils, and the routine lemon-theme cookie (Lemonade, Lemon Up, Savannah Smile, it changes with the wind) fall into this trend to a lesser extent. They’re balancers and fallbacks to attract more buyers, and only a select few pledge their loyalty to them (honestly Trefoils really only exist because they’re the original Girl Scout Cookie and it’s a fun fact to tell the customers.) All of these make up the "Big Six," or the irreplaceable cookies that stick around either because they're actually good or just because they're cult classics. The remaining two or three slots literally change on a whim. I don't expect S'mores to stick around for much longer because they cost more than the rest of the varieties and their enjoyment is short-lived (I also think Lemon-Ups won't last long even though this is their first year, because you pay FOUR DOLLARS for TWELVE COOKIES and that's just LUDICROUS). And GSUSA is always trying to diversify their cookie selections by adding a "healthy" or accomodative cookie, which has been the Toffee-Tastic for a while, but they always do the worst in sales and get switched out like a relay race of sad grainy failures. So yeah, everything you said is pretty accurate. But you really should have frozen them before eating. They're so much better that way.
thats not a game, thats just drinking. If it were a game, there would be a way to not drink. like Beer pong. Just get the ball in the cup and they drink, not you. That's just stupid because it relies on how many times ProZD flipped his head back. Im not being a childish kid..Im just stating facts and being honest.
@@BigK0003 as a former girl scout, i’m not afraid of a current scout kicking my ass-because it won’t happen. i got my lightweight wrestling badge and im getting some damn samoas
"Not here; can't eat 'em" is a beautiful slogan for this series. They used to have 4 rolls of thin mints per expensive box. I'm salty (caramel) about it.
Let's be honest with ourselves, we all knew thin mints was going to win. And even if they didn't we'd all disagree anyway. Edit: How to get likes on your stupid ass comment, 101. Step 1. Post some stupid shit that may incite drama Step 2. Wait for about six months Step 3. Profit
@@FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL Alright, that's fine. One persons enjoyment differs from anothers. Hey, do me a favor though will you? Enjoy your cookies man.
My niece just became a girl scout and guess what I ordered!? the best cookie in existence, trefoils. But if there are better shortbread cookies please tell me I genuinely love shortbread cookies
Yeah, I didn't wake up today expecting to be obliterated for my favorite girl scout cookie, but I can't deny that he's completely right about everything
“There just crunchy grainy bits of sand in your mouth” “It’s like eating carmel covered sand rock pebble clusters” “It feels like I’m chewing on my own F* teeth My teeth are shattering and I’m chewing on my teeth” - ProZD 2020
When I was a baby Girl Scout my absolute favorite customer was my neighbor who ordered one of everything every year. I found great joy in bringing him all of his boxes of cookies. So I can say from experience you probably made that girl's day when you asked for one of everything lol
Savannah Smiles were created in 2012 to honor the 100 year anniversary of Girl Scouts after the city Girl Scouts was founded in, (Savannah, Georgia), they planned on discontinuing them after 2012 cookie season was over, but they ended up keeping them on until last year, unfortunately 2019 was the last year they were available. :(
There are regional variations of girl scout cookies. My mind has been flattened to a paste by the sheer weight of this knowledge. I cannot believe I didn’t know this before
ღ Omran Hamed ღ ツ ikr? I thought maybe that it’s just a lot of people with the same profile picture. I assume that we just have similar UA-cam interests and that this hUmAn is good at making comments early/ funny enough to be liked enough to be seen by us.
@@aduckinlingerie I mean, there is someone with the username "just some guy WITH a mustache", so it's not like it's far fetched. Although why did you type human like that?
@@DanateDMC I think that was the intent but it's grown to be quite a big business. and I think many things that become popular some people get waaaaay to into it and try to dictate how others should enjoy it. They are just cookies though xD
"I want substance there. I want a cookie to rise up beneath the chocolate and caramel and coconut... to withstand that richness and still maintain it's integrity." That's so beautifully said for a girl scout cookie! You could write a book.
I usually eat Tagalongs and Dosidos together, starting with the first and then switching to the second when the first becomes too rich. Pretty good shit.
"If this is your favorite girl scout cookie, you might be the most bland boring person in the entire universe." .... How DARE you... be so... accurate.... about me.... :'(
Trefoils are the cookies you get when you see a girl scout stand in the distance but when you get there, there out of thin mints and tagalongs so you just buy a box so you don't hurt the feelings of the 9 y/o selling it Trust me, when I was a seller this happed more than you think
Im the most bland borning person you've ever met then. Trefoils are my favorite cookie that they have and when ever i get a box i actually say "oh boy trefoils i cant wait to eat these" and i say it with pure honesty.
As a big fan of shortbread cookies myself, it always makes me a bit sad that Trefoils get so much shit. They aren't my favourite Girl Scouts cookie for sure, but they're up there. Especially if you have a nice cup of tea with 'em. Mmm.
as a former girl scout, treofoils always sold really well? Thin mints are good when you want to eat a whole sleeve, but trefoils are great to snack on throughout the day. Trefoil fans need to come out of the closet and support their underrated treat. rise up.
ProZD: This is gonna be a controversial video Me: Oh God, the Thin Mints ProZD: And in first place we have Thin Mints Me: Oh so the controversy doesn’t matter to me. We’re good here
The ONLY thing I disagree with here is that you’ll eventually get sick of Tagalongs, I can eat an entire box in one sitting and not regret a single thing
Calibunny Cosplay I’m here for this comment!!!! Could eat two boxes in a day and not be phased. Would I feel extremely lethargic, of course! But I wouldn’t be stopping my hand from reaching for the next cookie
as someone who is gluten free, there are so many good gluten free cookie brands and recipes that are just as good or better than regular cookies. toffee-tastic cookies are just bad and have no excuse
As a senior in scouts, I'm sorry they've failed you. I'm not GF but they are just too dry. Something like milk or ice cream could save them but... they don't sell well.
Try trader joes Gluten free JoJo O's if you haven't already. They are pretty good gluten free oreo type cookies. The peppermint candy cane ones they bring out around xmas are even better. Just make sure to get the GF version as they have a regular gluten version too lol
pro tip the girl scout gave to me when i bought the smor cookies. microwave them for a few seconds, thats real chocolate and gets gooey and amazing. goes from like a 5/10 to a 9/10 imho.
Me: I’m gonna go to bed early tonight Also me at 3AM: Trying 8 types of girl scout cookies, Trying 30 types of lays chips, trying something types of Oreos
ProZD: Don't tell me to freeze the cookies first! I'm going to eat them out of the box! The way GOD INTENDED. Anyways, join me next week on "Out of the Box Food Reviews" where I eat every single hot pocket without freezing or microwaving them first.
Every cookie except Thin Mints: "This is a cookie" Thin Mints: "And this. Is what is known as a cookie that is better in every conceivable way when compared to the other cookies from the catalog. Or you could just call it a damn good cookie." Thin Mints in freezer: "And this . . . Is to go . . . even further . . . beyond . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Honestly though I only disagree with tagalongs and Samoas, they should be switched IMO. Samoas are my favorite by FAR, but there is just something about thin mints where one second you are eating your first and the next thing you know the whole roll is gone.
My favorite Girl Scout Cookies, Savannah Smiles (powdered sugar and lemon cookies shaped like lemon wedges), are as of 2020 being retired in favor of the new Lemon-Ups cookies, which is so sad!
Me: "Oh man i cant wait for him to get to my trefoils😤" Prozd when he gets to my trefoils:"If this is your favorite cookie you might be the most boring blandest person in the universe"
@@whyintheworldamiallowedsuc6417 He posted part of an article and critiqued Phoenix for endangering the other talent and crew with his method acting. Maybe he shouldn't have said it, but the truly bad part is how hateful the comments underneath are towards ProZD.
ProZD: Third place, this is a surprise to me, but I'm gonna give it to Samoas Me, knee-deep in empty boxes of Samoas: Third place is a surprise to me too, pal 🤔
In defense of the samoas, the cookie isn’t really a part of it imo. It’s there for structural integrity through the actual making of the cookie, but after its served the purpose it’s just a caramel sponge. I think they need to evolve their technology and get rid of the useless ass cookie part all together. Just give me a ring of caramel, toasty coconut and chocolate.
Yeah. Savannah Smiles were the best, I don't know who thought it was a good idea to replace them with lemon ups. I know they switch out their lemon cookies every once in a while, but lemon ups are a disgrace.
MJ my sister is a Girl Scout (16) and she learned that savannah smiles didn’t sell nearly as well as corporate thought so they had to make a new cookie for the next year with a lemon flavor, and it’s way worse lol
"Excuse me mr would you like to buy some cookies?"
"THIS COOKIE IS SO THICC"
"uh...mr?"
"THATS A GOOD ASS COOKIE"
"I think i'd better go..."
"SO DECADENT"
XD
"SUCH AN IMPACTFUL PRESENCE"
he scared him so much he ran out of his own job
"I can take TEN MORE!"
@@YoungAlienBoy c-combetbment?
virgin youtuber: this is all my opinion
chad prozd: whatever I say in this video is law
Caleb Barn Law-l
Caleb Barn Look at the last word of the comment
He’s ProZD, of course it’s law!
virgin youtuber: thanks to the girl scouts for sponsoring this video
chad prozd: I bought these myself because I genuinely like them
Ian from brutalmoose says “first this is just my opinion... second my opinion is law” way funnier
“Buttery bongs” sounds like a college age stoner band
i'd go to their concerts.
Where’d you think the Girl Scouts got the names for the cookies from?
lemon ups inspired by Dreadgen Ups
Do they play exclusively gong instruments that go BONG when they hit them with butter sticks?
I should start a company called buttery bongs
POV: you just delivered this guy his cookies and he starts to eat and criticize them right in front of you
Me: *eats them with him* Hmm... I see what you mean!
lmfaooooo
And criticizes the way you bring it to him, then proceeds to eat the delivery guy
*”Fuck off with your Buttery Bongs”*
You sort of copied another comment
This video is elevated into God-Tier quality if you imagine that he's talking to some girl scouts, reviewing each and every cookie in front of them
Or he's tied them up and their lives are forfeit if he's disappointed by the cookies.
Yes that makes it incredible
Thank you
As a Girl Scout watching this, close enough I guess??
I fucking CACKLED
As an ex-Girl Scout, I for sure can tell you the ONLY PEOPLE that buy trefoils were old people. Grandparents.
Yeah when I was selling this year I legit sold 13 boxes to a couple in their 90's
Vincentphi Diep old at heart, I get that
I like em and im 18 lmao
Samantha Farrell as an ex girl scout i honestly had a problem with how many trefoils and s’mores cookies i would buy 😔
I love shortbread so 😤😤😤
One of my most cherished childhood memories is eating an entire sleeve of thin mints, watching Star Wars: Episode IV and puking all over my bed.
Weak, I would inhale 3 boxes in the span of a day as a kid
I remember eating a box of them and throwing up at my mom's workplace.
one time i ate a whole sleeve of oreos and threw up on my mother’s bed
LOCAL CHILD DESTROYS COOKIES, WATCHES STAR WARS, AND FUCKING DIES
Sounds remarkably similar to Jerma985's experience with Oreos...
ZD: If you complain about coconut texture you need to grow up, it tastes good.
Also ZD: these cookies taste good, but the texture needs to be better.
Texture of cookie is shit not the coconut
TAIYA WHEELING
Okay, Plankton
TAIYA WHEELING
You’re doin’ pretty alright I take it?
TAIYA WHEELING
I’ll take that as a yes?
@@littlefishbigmountain *whispers* Is anyone gonna tell him the first comment was a joke?
I still think you should try:
Hot Pockets
All the eggo breakfast products
All the different little debbie/hostess snacks
All the Capri Suns
Basically any popular food brand would be cool, as long as you don't go into cardiac arrest
Edit for @Amalia : poptarts!
Hot pockets sounds like a bad idea.
Please, have mercy on him.
All the lunchables too?
@@giantmastersword ua-cam.com/video/y1gmikBXWio/v-deo.html
@@giantmastersword didn't he already do that
I appreciate that thin mints come in two sleeves so that when I destroy one sleeve there's still a chance that the other may survive to see another day. The Samoas and Tagalongs are in one package and once it's open, all bets are off
Katie Cooks and Crafts this.
That’s so true
Thank you
How does this not have more likes
I second this.
Ah yes, the classic trifecta: Thin Mints, Samoas, and Tagalongs
Through my experience of selling girl scout cookies over 10 ten years, i can confirm that those are the three highest selling products and that your ranking is indeed law
There much better than my Boy Scout popcorns and yee?s
Honestly, we should have the boy scouts also sell them if they want to.
Lucky, us Boyscouts get Popcorn and sadness
Kuraijen my sister is in Girl Scouts and it’s now my quest to get her Samoa sales higher than her thin mint sales.
They’re just so much better
I can confirm no one buys boy scot popcorn so overpriced
Once a boy I was obsessed with tried to kiss me at school after I’d just bought a box of Samoas and I didn’t know what was going on so I just offered him cookies. He looked at me like he wanted to die of embarrassment and then took two.
Uhuhuhu, that’s so precious and slightly cringey in a really cute way, lol
W-why do i want this to happen to me. oddly cute yet has a FUCK TON of cringe.
F
this is oddly cute...HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
Had a stroke just trying to understand the first line
As a former girl scout from like, 15 years ago, proZD's top 3 rank exactly in order of the ones people bought the most (so presumably the recipes havent changed.) Thin mints will always remain supreme.
That was my thought too! Thin Mints, Samoas, and Tagalongs are always the top sellers, have been since I was a Girl Scout 10+ years ago
And I end up putting thin mints at the very bottom lol. I hate mint so much.
Samoas will always be #1
In my opinion, they should have never gotten rid of the sugar free cookies. It was their biggest mistake. It broke my heart when people asked what happened to them :(
It's actually Samoas at top
i’ve never felt like anybody had more authority on girl scout cookie opinions than this guy
And that scares me.
Go fuck yourself
Yeah go fuck yourself Wes Collins
why is this thread so toxic what the hell
Curtis Tisfuckingberger
stop slinging insults at everyone here and chill the fuck out. you’re one of the reasons why i made the comment in the first place.
ProZD: *mockingly* "oooh but the texture."
Also ProZD: *proceeds to talk about cookie textures for 10 minutes*
edit: no hate intended, I love you ProZD. Just thought it was funny.
MrLacrosseification you’re just mad because you’re a 5 year old
@@damianoso7361 It'S a JoKe MaTe
@@AxxLAfriku
shut up
@@AxxLAfriku well maybe if you weren't such a dumbass, you wouldn't be hated. But considering you date your sisters, I doubt even that would help you.
Imagine getting this heated on a Girl Scout Cookies video.
Trefoils are great with coffee, tea, milk...
It's the most adult of the girl scout cookies. It's a woman scout cookie
Its an old folks type cookie jar cookie. lol
It's like a budget madeleine.
Australians appreciate basic flavoured bickies all you need is something subtle that is enhanced and paired well with a cuppa
ProZD: You can't eat a whole box of tagalongs without getting sick of them
Me, buried in 17 boxes of chocolate covered peanut butter heroin: I disagree
Me with Samoas
Next day: “I have made a severe and serious lapse in my judgement”
The thing is they changed them, the cookie part is altered to be more disintegrative, they added a coating of peanut butter around the whole thing, coated with a thin layer of chocolate.
So now the question is, which is better, the old heavy chocolate snapping, or the new one that’s more flavorful and rich.
Sir, I may or may not have gotten myself 2 cases of tagalongs last year, I know how you feel.
@@tressrosewood9518 straight up, my friend gave me 2 full moving boxes of individual boxes of tagalongs, and I almost ate one of those full boxes in 2 days, so yeah
"my wife asked the local girl scout" to me, this implies there is only 1 girl scout in their area.
The legendary brownie scout
BOSS SCOUT
Mafia girl scout
Small town life be like
girl sergeant
I counted, he flipped his hair 23 times
Thank god, my prior lack of knowledge was killing me
I want to donate hair clips to him
Perhaps dude needs a haircut
i read this comment while he flipped his hair
Let’s appreciate how this guy took the time to count how many times some youtuber ranking Girl Scout cookies flipped his hair
I've deadass binge ate 3 boxes of Thin Mints and still wanted more. Those bastards need addiction support groups. Thin Mints Anonymous.
Hi my name is Erick and I.. I’m so sorry... I am a thinmintaholic
I am also a Girl Scout Thin Mint addict and I have a problem. 😭
Y'all need help lol
I'm a geek, a slight fat ass and a mint addict in no particular order
Omg same. I only want those (and samoas) and I can binge one right after another.
“Oh these look good...”
*Takes a bite and instantly has a strong look of regret*
I feel like it’s extremely dangerous to identify as a “Girl Scout otaku.”
Why? That seems totally h- oh
oh no
explanation ,please? I want in on this joke too...
@@juicykrabb4042 3D lolicon
Zurr lolis hit different
Zurr oh...shit
TL; DR:
1. Thin Mints: "Formulated to be the addictive cookie"
2. Tagalongs: "Highly recommend"
3. Samoas: "Still really good"
4. Do-si-dos: "I can eat a bunch of these"
5. S'mores: "The filling is a bit too sweet"
6. Lemon-ups: "They're fine"
7. Trefoils: "What a waste of an order"
8. Toffee-tastic: "Get the f*ck outta here"
imbw267 , seems about right
Now if this was made with lemon ups replaced with savannah smiles, how do you think this would change?
TL;DW
Rehn Burner-Reeves Savannah Smiles would be right up there with tag alongs and thin mints.
Samoas are #1 no question, get your bs, toothpaste tasting ass, thin mints out my face
I think this is the only Prozd food video that he doesn't gradually die inside.
its mainly because they all seem different. ProZD gradually died inside from the oreos, lays and that sort of thing is that they have a very similar taste but the gs cookies are different from each other. the thin mints to the trefoils difference is astounding and gs cookies is something you can just get addicted to. compared to other brands i listed earlier, oreos has a similar format and gets boring easily.
wtf am i doing i should be working on my chinese assignment 💀
@@bobafrap3253 Chinese Assignment?!
That's pretty sus, my dude.
Check out the Cheez-It vid, he legit likes 90% of 'em, seems to have a pretty good time compared to most of these. But yeah, this one's up there, too.
I’ve been a Girl Scout for thirteen years. I agree wholeheartedly with your ranking both on a personal and corporate level.
For as long as I’ve been selling cookies there have always been around eight or nine varieties. Among both bakeries, the top three sellers are Thin Mints, Tagalongs, and Samoas, which all will probably be sold until the end of fucking time. There’s almost nothing fundamentally wrong with those. They’re well known because they’re good and they’re good because they’re well known.
Do Si Do’s, Trefoils, and the routine lemon-theme cookie (Lemonade, Lemon Up, Savannah Smile, it changes with the wind) fall into this trend to a lesser extent. They’re balancers and fallbacks to attract more buyers, and only a select few pledge their loyalty to them (honestly Trefoils really only exist because they’re the original Girl Scout Cookie and it’s a fun fact to tell the customers.)
All of these make up the "Big Six," or the irreplaceable cookies that stick around either because they're actually good or just because they're cult classics.
The remaining two or three slots literally change on a whim. I don't expect S'mores to stick around for much longer because they cost more than the rest of the varieties and their enjoyment is short-lived (I also think Lemon-Ups won't last long even though this is their first year, because you pay FOUR DOLLARS for TWELVE COOKIES and that's just LUDICROUS). And GSUSA is always trying to diversify their cookie selections by adding a "healthy" or accomodative cookie, which has been the Toffee-Tastic for a while, but they always do the worst in sales and get switched out like a relay race of sad grainy failures.
So yeah, everything you said is pretty accurate.
But you really should have frozen them before eating. They're so much better that way.
Welp,found the next copypasta meme
lucky we have to pay 5 dollars for stupid lemon ups
I wonder how he'd rank the Cranberry ones, I always hated selling those when they came around
Thank you for your synopisis I am pleasantly surprised by it
@@orinerd8151 thats even WORSE
Great video. Slightly disappointed that you didn't test Buttery Bongs though. They're my favourite.
I like my bongs buttered
I like my butters bonged
that sounds sexual as hell “buttery bong” buttery dong”
He said fuck that shit and I agree
Hayden TGW r/wooooooosh
Drinking game: take a shot every time ProZD tosses his head to get his hair out of his eyes.
I'd like to keep my liver, but thank you
@@bcdm999 you can have mine I'm not gonna need it for much longer. : )
Take a shot every time he says rich
thats not a game, thats just drinking. If it were a game, there would be a way to not drink. like Beer pong. Just get the ball in the cup and they drink, not you. That's just stupid because it relies on how many times ProZD flipped his head back. Im not being a childish kid..Im just stating facts and being honest.
@@mysticxl3gend999 way to kill the fun, fuckface. Its a joke leaning on how much he flips his hair, nobody gives a shit about your opinion of a game.
"The mint might be crack or something, I'm not sure."
I am not American and have never had Girl Scout cookies, I now can fulfil that dream through you
Same...
Just Chill and send them the mint one and shortbread too
Girl Scout cookie are overrated crack is better
@@GcorpCoPrez lol you guys can send to Chile? Lmao
I thought Girl Scouts were international though. Do Girl Scouts from other nations not sell cookies?
Fun fact, Thin Mints are the only cookie that GSUSA requires every troop selling cookies to carry. The rest are optional
Hannah Hendrickson if some little fucking shit devil tries to roll up to my house and sell me cookies and they don’t got Samoa’s I’m throwing hands
@@kickboxs77 watch that girl scout would whoop your ass! stop showin out and buy some damn thin mints! lmao
BigK0003 no doubt! Thea little girls now a days do karate and shit 😂😂
randy moore I second that
@@BigK0003 as a former girl scout, i’m not afraid of a current scout kicking my ass-because it won’t happen. i got my lightweight wrestling badge and im getting some damn samoas
Samoas have actually gotten softer over time as a result of there being a change in cookie to topping ratio due to their reduced size.
Alpaca Man Classic pay more and get less while also being paid less bullshit!
If they were drier they'd have to put more cookies in the box, if they sell by weight. Water is cheap. I def remember them crispier.
Get outta here with that you girlscout cookie otaku!
Just put them in the freezer boom problem solved
I prefer them softer personally
As a former girl scout, I will watch this with great interest, and judgement.
Same
"Calm down, you Girlscout Otaku fuckers."
I love this to much.
"Not here; can't eat 'em" is a beautiful slogan for this series.
They used to have 4 rolls of thin mints per expensive box. I'm salty (caramel) about it.
planning-gaily the rolls used to be longer too, I think
I feel you, the popularity forced a supply is less than demand situation
@@UrsusDerpus Yup.
Due to the animal crossing music I can easily imagine ProZD as a lazy villager who has just come up to me to tell me all about his cookies.
ClassicalHero I’ve never played any animal crossing game but this made me laugh
That should be in the game. I would love that.
Let's be honest with ourselves, we all knew thin mints was going to win. And even if they didn't we'd all disagree anyway.
Edit: How to get likes on your stupid ass comment, 101.
Step 1. Post some stupid shit that may incite drama
Step 2. Wait for about six months
Step 3. Profit
Hard disagree. Trefoils are the #1 GS cookie
Let those who are without sin cast the first stone
@@FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL Alright, that's fine. One persons enjoyment differs from anothers. Hey, do me a favor though will you?
Enjoy your cookies man.
Nah Samoas are the shit
Y’all out here sleeping on Tagalongs smh, it’s like Reese’s Peanutbutter Cups but much better
Tagalongs are definitely the best
Sip every time he says "Rich." Shot every time he says "Decadent."
And take 2 Shots every time he says "THICC".
Most videos I play with the word creamy haha
Chug every time he touches or flips his hair.
instructions unclear, I now have a gun wound
@@Raemez it says shot not gunshot dumbass. I have needles everywhere....
"the mint might be crack or something, I'm not sure" so true oh my god
Snorts cookie.
According to costumers who buy full cases it probably is
i read this comment right as he said that
Girl scout: Damn he's onto us
"If this is your favorite girl scout cookie, you must be the most bland, boring person in the world"
Yeah that about sums me up.
My niece just became a girl scout and guess what I ordered!? the best cookie in existence, trefoils. But if there are better shortbread cookies please tell me I genuinely love shortbread cookies
Yeah, I didn't wake up today expecting to be obliterated for my favorite girl scout cookie, but I can't deny that he's completely right about everything
@@heathernelson3794 "if there are better shortbread cookies please tell me" - Walker's.
“There just crunchy grainy bits of sand in your mouth”
“It’s like eating carmel covered sand rock pebble clusters”
“It feels like I’m chewing on my own F* teeth
My teeth are shattering and I’m chewing on my teeth”
- ProZD 2020
When I was a baby Girl Scout my absolute favorite customer was my neighbor who ordered one of everything every year. I found great joy in bringing him all of his boxes of cookies. So I can say from experience you probably made that girl's day when you asked for one of everything lol
A real Aladdin moment where you quietly go, “I can show you the world...[of Girl Scouts cookies]”
...are there seriously girl scout cookie otaku?
The internet scares me.
Usually we just call them “Girl Scouts”
They’re also called “the local pedofile” and “lolicons”
Or soccer moms
Bruh, girl scouts come to my door im like "FUCK.... gimme a case.."
They’re like drugs
Do-si-dos 1:47 - 4th place
S’mores 2:32 - 5th place
Lemon-ups 3:20 - 6th place
Samoas 4:24 - 3rd place
Tagalongs 5:55 - 2nd place
Thin mints 6:59 - 1st place
Toffeetastic 8:41 - 8th place
Trefoils 10:16 - 7th place
Dude spoilers
The hair flipping. I haven’t seen hair flipped that much since high school.
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😂 😂
Everyone needs to get together and ship him a box of y'alls region exclusives.
My favorite was called “Savannah Smiles” in my area. Half moon lemon cookies covered in powdered sugar. And pretty sure discontinued. :(
KelsiDraws yeahh, the lemon ups replaced them :( they were my favorite too
We have lemonades in my area, still a good cookie but could be better.
Savannah Smiles were created in 2012 to honor the 100 year anniversary of Girl Scouts after the city Girl Scouts was founded in, (Savannah, Georgia), they planned on discontinuing them after 2012 cookie season was over, but they ended up keeping them on until last year, unfortunately 2019 was the last year they were available. :(
@@matchstyx4866 someone make a fucking change.org petition
savannah smiles were so good, and as a girl scout myself i felt Betrayed when i realized they weren’t coming back :/
There are regional variations of girl scout cookies. My mind has been flattened to a paste by the sheer weight of this knowledge. I cannot believe I didn’t know this before
“Is the mint crack or something?”
-ProZD, 2020
I mean, he's not wrong
Where the lie at OP?! Where it at???
"This is going to be a controversial one"
You're damn right it is.
The only controversial thing is that your everywhere
ღ Omran Hamed ღ ツ ikr? I thought maybe that it’s just a lot of people with the same profile picture. I assume that we just have similar UA-cam interests and that this hUmAn is good at making comments early/ funny enough to be liked enough to be seen by us.
How long is out gonna take for your mustache to grow back
@@aduckinlingerie I mean, there is someone with the username "just some guy WITH a mustache", so it's not like it's far fetched. Although why did you type human like that?
nah, he took the normie thin mint stance
I love that the first minute and a half is unapologetically telling Girl Scout Cookie Elitist to F off xD
There are girl scout cookies elitists?
I always thought it's just helping kids get some money, but I'm not American and there are no girl scouts here.
@@DanateDMC I think that was the intent but it's grown to be quite a big business. and I think many things that become popular some people get waaaaay to into it and try to dictate how others should enjoy it. They are just cookies though xD
“The mint is like, might be crack or something” I was literally DYING at this 😂😂🤣
I've tried crack. Trust me crack is way better
do-si-dos - 1:47
girl scout s'mores - 2:32
lemon-ups - 3:22
samoas - 4:24
tagalongs - 5:54
thin mints - 6:58
toffee-tastic -8:41
trefoils - 10:17
Official ProZD girl scout cookie definitive ranking - 11:11
"I want substance there. I want a cookie to rise up beneath the chocolate and caramel and coconut... to withstand that richness and still maintain it's integrity."
That's so beautifully said for a girl scout cookie! You could write a book.
As someone who’s country doesn’t have Girl Scout cookies, hearing that people argue about which flavour is best is ridiculously entertaining to me!
Xander Rose me too
I Love Kfc No...
I like your artwork!
this is one of our most destructive wars currently in the US
contact me i can sell you some ;)
I usually eat Tagalongs and Dosidos together, starting with the first and then switching to the second when the first becomes too rich. Pretty good shit.
"If this is your favorite girl scout cookie, you might be the most bland boring person in the entire universe."
....
How DARE you... be so... accurate.... about me.... :'(
😂
#trefoilgang
i felt that beyond a spiritual level
I, too, am a buttery, boring bitch
Ikr jeez, I just like the trefoils with hot tea :c
Cookie: ProZD is gutsy
Me after watching this guy eat every type of Oreo, Pringles, Lays, and now Girl Scout cookies: yes
Originz Fishing he did point out that those were all the ones he could find at his 2 local stores so you can’t really hold that against him
And lunchables
did he do doritos yet?
Rebekah Wahl oh I wanna see a Doritos vid
ProZD is such a treasure that he tries to be controversial and literally picks all the right answers
Watch him be like "Alright Sonic fans, I'm gonna make you all sweat. The best one is SONIC 2."
And then like 97% of fans go ".........Yeah."
I’m so glad tho, that he got these right
Trefoils are the cookies you get when you see a girl scout stand in the distance but when you get there, there out of thin mints and tagalongs so you just buy a box so you don't hurt the feelings of the 9 y/o selling it
Trust me, when I was a seller this happed more than you think
He could’ve just gotten to thin mints and just say, “it’s thin mints” and moved on
Nope.
he
must
be
I M P A R T I A L .
that sound like something he would do
Thin mints are gross :D
@@abbiemcnitt1458 agreed
Abbie McNitt well according to the new law set by this video, you are declared WRONG.
What I learnt
Must not have a boring flavor
Must be sweet like grandma's lemonade
Must have *_C R U N C H_*
Don't forget the mayonnaise
Mayonnaise is not an instrument or cookie
The C R U N C H is one of the best part. c:
C R O N C H
@@DwnRange21 You have now made my day exponentially worse
2:44
so no one is gonna talk about this dude’s ability to regenerate the food he has just eaten?
Edit: thank you guys for all the likes!
Lmao
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!
Just like King Neptune. ProZD is a god.
Wait just a damn minute
Frozen Banana Gaming it’s like those spongebob episodes where they spat the patty out to eat again and it was in complete form😂
Me: was a brownie, a Girl Scout, and a cadet, loves anime
ProZD: “a Girl Scout otaku”
Me: 😳
What if these trying out series is just a way to convince his wife to let him buy junk food
Im the most bland borning person you've ever met then. Trefoils are my favorite cookie that they have and when ever i get a box i actually say "oh boy trefoils i cant wait to eat these" and i say it with pure honesty.
And that is okay. What is importsnt is you found a cookie that you enjoy :)
Bonus: you don't have to share them.
I too like trefoils, however i have only tasted 2 flavours so i gotta buy more now to see if im missing out
You actually say "Oh boy?" Who are you Beaver Cleaver?
As a big fan of shortbread cookies myself, it always makes me a bit sad that Trefoils get so much shit. They aren't my favourite Girl Scouts cookie for sure, but they're up there. Especially if you have a nice cup of tea with 'em. Mmm.
as a former girl scout, treofoils always sold really well? Thin mints are good when you want to eat a whole sleeve, but trefoils are great to snack on throughout the day. Trefoil fans need to come out of the closet and support their underrated treat. rise up.
ProZD: This is gonna be a controversial video
Me: Oh God, the Thin Mints
ProZD: And in first place we have Thin Mints
Me: Oh so the controversy doesn’t matter to me. We’re good here
Of course we are. He made the correct decision.
Zwitie Oh, so you are approaching me? Instead of running to the depths of the comments section you reply directly to my comment.
@@joshleake3517 He can't give you the wrong answer without getting closer.
AFlyingTaco1 Oh ho. Then let him comment as close as he likes
@@joshleake3517 MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
As someone who is gluten free I can confirm that better gluten free options exist and that gf girl scout cookies are awful lmao
ProZD out here talking like he's a judge on Masterchef Canada
SOON.
Oh, s, I burnt the pizza rolls.
The ONLY thing I disagree with here is that you’ll eventually get sick of Tagalongs, I can eat an entire box in one sitting and not regret a single thing
Another Tagalong eater who isn't afraid of taking down a whole box 🙌 best fucking cookie
Calibunny Cosplay I’m here for this comment!!!! Could eat two boxes in a day and not be phased. Would I feel extremely lethargic, of course! But I wouldn’t be stopping my hand from reaching for the next cookie
Absolutely! I could eat Tagalongs (and Thin Mints) one after another!
yes lad cheeres lad
Tagalongs are a god tier cookie
Me before clicking this video: "Oooh, this is going to be controversial."
ProZD: "This is gonna be a controversial one."
and then the only controversial thing he said was that he wasn't going to freeze them
As an Australian, I am fascinated by these biscuits! Always wanted to try what you call 'thin mints!' Sounds delightful!
ProZD: mocks people for caring about texture
Also ProZD: cares about texture
Self-Destruct Sequence *Initiated*
You became the very thing you swore to destory
@@sab4437 it was said that he would destroy the people that care about the texture not join them!
As a Girl Scout Cookie Otaku, I was all set to be angry before realizing he was eating the cookies from the Good Bakery.
The amount of times I’ve intended to eat a couple samoas and suddenly realized the box is gone is straight up embarrassing.
"I think the mint maybe crack I don't know" - ProZD
as someone who is gluten free, there are so many good gluten free cookie brands and recipes that are just as good or better than regular cookies. toffee-tastic cookies are just bad and have no excuse
As a senior in scouts, I'm sorry they've failed you. I'm not GF but they are just too dry. Something like milk or ice cream could save them but... they don't sell well.
i’m gluten intolerant myself!
agreed. the toffee cookies are ass but i have sadly hate eaten them with no other options in the house. missing those tagalongs right now
Try trader joes Gluten free JoJo O's if you haven't already. They are pretty good gluten free oreo type cookies. The peppermint candy cane ones they bring out around xmas are even better. Just make sure to get the GF version as they have a regular gluten version too lol
Bro, I swear frozen gluten-free chocolate chip cookies are 10x better than normal ones
He’s sounding like Gordon Ramsay the way he’s describing girl scout cookies
It’s fucking RAW
"Uh sir, we dont make these abc m-" "ITS TOO FUCKING SWEAT"
I mean Gordon did try them and hated them. It was one of the Jimmy’s shows
he just says the same 5 words over and over.
Gordon Ramsay has stated before that he doesn't really like sweets and especially doesn't like the sugary monster everyday pastries.
pro tip the girl scout gave to me when i bought the smor cookies. microwave them for a few seconds, thats real chocolate and gets gooey and amazing. goes from like a 5/10 to a 9/10 imho.
He has a wife
I though he just played with a pink gun in his parents house
Ikr i thought he was like 18 at first but was shocked to find out he was nearly 30
WHAT
Me: I’m gonna go to bed early tonight
Also me at 3AM: Trying 8 types of girl scout cookies, Trying 30 types of lays chips, trying something types of Oreos
It's almost 3 am so I'm almost at expectations
Dude i related too hard to this
27.
It’s 27 types of Oreos
@@maxgolder7147 damn. Beat me to it
Blok Vader
Too slow
ProZD: Don't tell me to freeze the cookies first! I'm going to eat them out of the box! The way GOD INTENDED. Anyways, join me next week on "Out of the Box Food Reviews" where I eat every single hot pocket without freezing or microwaving them first.
The utter sogginess of that concept scares me.
ok you can chill
So this is basically ProZD
JelloApocalypse
Damn Jello, my mans not holding ANY punches.
Cookies: meant to be eaten out of the box. The way god intended.
Hot pockets: Meant to be microwaved. The way god intended.
It's not a comparison.
take a shot every time sung won says “decadent”
Ur like one of those people that call the weeknd Abel lmfao
lyon. Going to hit the floor if I do that.
Take a shot every time sung won does something with his hair.
And then Wake up in Skyrim.
Yeah that totally bothered me. Did he not realize he said it at least 6 times?
Imagine baking lemon-ups and some guy on the internet goes: "I'm only halfway through this cookie and I'm already bored of it."
ProZD: I'm not ranking frozen cookies, that would be bullshit.
Also ProZD: *ranks the freezer cookie #1*
Because even without the freezer they still #1
@@selwrynn6702 Fuck rights. Thin mints are god
Every cookie except Thin Mints: "This is a cookie"
Thin Mints: "And this. Is what is known as a cookie that is better in every conceivable way when compared to the other cookies from the catalog. Or you could just call it a damn good cookie."
Thin Mints in freezer: "And this . . . Is to go . . . even further . . . beyond . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Thin mints are shit
Brandon Monroe I respect your opinion, however I do not agree with it in the slightest capacity.
*Hears slander of Samoas*
"SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN!"
Honestly though I only disagree with tagalongs and Samoas, they should be switched IMO. Samoas are my favorite by FAR, but there is just something about thin mints where one second you are eating your first and the next thing you know the whole roll is gone.
Coconut is fucking trash.
I went to google and typed in "buttery bongs girl scout cookies" to see if it was a real thing and this video is at the top.
It actually doesnt though
“Remember Reese’s cookie cups? Those were so good”
Me, with a peanut allergy: ;-;
*pat pat*
Rip
OH GOD I CAN TASTE THE DRAMA THIS SHALL BRING
My favorite Girl Scout Cookies, Savannah Smiles (powdered sugar and lemon cookies shaped like lemon wedges), are as of 2020 being retired in favor of the new Lemon-Ups cookies, which is so sad!
V.V same 😢
I've had the lemons one when they first were released and they were so overly sweet for me and I didn't like it as a result.
Same here😢
Those were gross. Fight me.
C.I.A Braintrust Media I’m not gonna fight you man, I just like lemon-flavored stuff
Me: "Oh man i cant wait for him to get to my trefoils😤"
Prozd when he gets to my trefoils:"If this is your favorite cookie you might be the most boring blandest person in the universe"
Overall My side but not main cookie. It is a nice on the go snack.
Damn so you gave him your Trefoils? Then he took them AND insulted you?
Trefoils and Tagalongs are my two faves. My actual fave is Thanks-a-Lots, but those disappeared from my region and I miss them 😔
His word is law.
Saaaame. Trefoils are my favorite, I'm just a sucker for shortbread!
Girl Scouts walk up to his house
Pro: I’ll take your entire stock
Girl Scout: how many cookies would you like?
ProZD: Yes
As a former Girl Scout, eight boxes is actually a pretty small order, a lot of people do 20+
@@montymints 20+? That's a lot of cookies. Is it for like 50 people? Or are families of 4 buying 5 boxes each?
Emma it’s usually some older folks so I guess it’s for the grandkids but sometimes I’m pretty sure it’s just one guy who fucking loves samoas
@@montymints it makes sense. Girl scout cookies are only available for a short period of time, so stocking up seems reasonable
Me: ProZD wouldn't do anything that controversial would he?
*Watches video*
Well I guess he would
He got controversial when he started spewing bullshit about The Joker movie and joaquin Phoenix
@@JavierRamos-uy5tt what he say?
Javier Ramos get out of here
@@whyintheworldamiallowedsuc6417 He posted part of an article and critiqued Phoenix for endangering the other talent and crew with his method acting. Maybe he shouldn't have said it, but the truly bad part is how hateful the comments underneath are towards ProZD.
I just subscribed. I hope you reach your goal.
"Whatever I say in the video is law"
His sentence stating that everything in the video is law is law since it's in the video
What vicious circle
ProZD: Third place, this is a surprise to me, but I'm gonna give it to Samoas
Me, knee-deep in empty boxes of Samoas: Third place is a surprise to me too, pal 🤔
I fucking love those things
I've never had tag alongs, but I will now. Also thin mints rule, and I'll stick by that.
Samoas are AT LEAST second best
My most liked comment ever and it's about my intense love for Samoas. Sounds about right
Samoas are like crack you eat one and you can't stop. Have to agree though they aren't really cookies. It's like saying a macaroon is a cookie.
In defense of the samoas, the cookie isn’t really a part of it imo. It’s there for structural integrity through the actual making of the cookie, but after its served the purpose it’s just a caramel sponge. I think they need to evolve their technology and get rid of the useless ass cookie part all together. Just give me a ring of caramel, toasty coconut and chocolate.
thats very insightful. go on.
I agree with you, but it also could have a version that has the twix cookie recipe as its cookie base.
I love that one. IMO the cookie makes it taste like a Twix which are my fave
I agree, I think it's just supposed to be an extra decadent macaroon. The cookie bit is just hedging their bets.
An underated cookie is the Savannah Smile. I love having those with some tea and settling down for a simple, bright, crunchy cookie.
My fav
They were my favorite, so sad they were discontinued :(
They were replaced by lemon ups
Yeah. Savannah Smiles were the best, I don't know who thought it was a good idea to replace them with lemon ups. I know they switch out their lemon cookies every once in a while, but lemon ups are a disgrace.
MJ my sister is a Girl Scout (16) and she learned that savannah smiles didn’t sell nearly as well as corporate thought so they had to make a new cookie for the next year with a lemon flavor, and it’s way worse lol
I was just saying "I wonder when ProZD is going to do another taste test." I need to start saying more things out loud to make them come true.
themazeballet can you say Christopher Swanson will get 5 billion dollars in 3 days?
Can you make my dad come home? He's been buying milk for 10 years now.
10:31 As someone who loves Trefoils, I can confirm that I am indeed one of the most boring creatures in the universe
Sameee
really true mate even reading this sentence almost put me to sleep.
Never had any girl scout cookies but those coconut cookies look fucking great.
As someone that hates coconut, they are.
Yeah, they are *the one* where they should be eaten cold or frozen.
my favourite part is when he goes on about how nasty the cookie is and then takes another bite