Trixie Bakes Girl Scout cookies in the Girl Scouts Cookie Oven

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024
  • It's Cookie time!
    To order your your own Girl Scout cookies, text COOKIES to 59618
    or visit: www.girlscouts...
    Shop Trixie Cosmetics: trixiecosmetics...​​
    Trixie Mattel Merch: trixiemattel.b...​​
    Follow Trixie Mattel:
    Instagram: / trixiemattel​​
    Twitter: / trixiemattel​​
    Facebook: / trixiemattelfanp...​
    TikTok: / trixiemattel​​
    Follow Trixie Cosmetics:
    Instagram: / trixiecosmetics​​
    Twitter : / trixiecosmetics​​
    TikTok: / trixiecosmetics​​
    Watch more videos!
    Trixie Cosmetics:
    ua-cam.com/users/pl...
    Music Videos: www.youtube.co...
    Most Popular: www.youtube.co....
    #TrixieMattel #EasyBake #Toys
  • Розваги

КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @sc4848
    @sc4848 3 роки тому +3949

    The cookie batter: is old enough to enroll in the girls scouts
    Trixie: there's something wrong with these

  • @MitchellWiggs
    @MitchellWiggs 3 роки тому +11016

    “i love girl scout cookies but i cant figure out how to get them without interacting with a parent or a child” i felt that

    • @annapettit8045
      @annapettit8045 3 роки тому +242

      MITCHELL WIGGS you can order online now which is 💅🏻fabulous

    • @carveylover
      @carveylover 3 роки тому +37

      I felt it on a molecular level.

    • @ghostmistwho
      @ghostmistwho 3 роки тому +25

      you become friends with someone who knows a parent or child and order through them. the only way I order girl scout cookies

    • @elizabethsmith3374
      @elizabethsmith3374 3 роки тому +12

      I am a baby face 24-year-old female if you lived in my area I could have you give me the money and buy you some cookies and drop them off lol mine are aggressive like in order for them to not bother you, you have to run into the store wearing earbuds and even that doesn't work sometimes like sometimes you have to run in with earbuds staring at your phone just to avoid them asking the question

    • @henotic.essence
      @henotic.essence 3 роки тому +6

      @@partytoad omg thank you for making me aware of that

  • @Kaleidalee
    @Kaleidalee 3 роки тому +1171

    “Usually my boyfriend sits over there and HATES.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ophelias4172
    @ophelias4172 3 роки тому +929

    I'm an old hag and when I was in Brownies (Canadian/British equivalent) we were loaded into a minivan and then we went door to door with no parents in sight. I was seven and I didn't know what gay was. So we went to the door of a really nice man, who kind of sounded like a lady and had a wall of Barbies in his living room. He talked to us about Barbies for a little while as he got his money for the cookies. All I'm saying is, I'm 42 now and that positive interaction is why I have always associated great things with the LGBTQIA+ community.

    • @poisonmantis4191
      @poisonmantis4191 3 роки тому +212

      i didnt know trixie was a time traveller

    • @Roberto-tt7yv
      @Roberto-tt7yv 3 роки тому +17

      awww

    • @ophelias4172
      @ophelias4172 3 роки тому +66

      @@poisonmantis4191 Oh but she is! She also lost that heavy French Canadian accent.

    • @poisonmantis4191
      @poisonmantis4191 3 роки тому +47

      @@ophelias4172 truly an accent queen, have you heard her swedish? impeccable

    • @ophelias4172
      @ophelias4172 3 роки тому +34

      @@poisonmantis4191 I have not! I know I’m gonna be slapped when I say this but I don’t watch Drag Race. I’m a big softie and think everyone should win because they are all incredibly skilled artists with talent out the wazoo.

  • @Fridaytheth-eg6vk
    @Fridaytheth-eg6vk 3 роки тому +6932

    can we take a moment to appreciate how trixie matched her eyeshadow to the oven

    • @mariusklein5377
      @mariusklein5377 3 роки тому +314

      As usually she is wearing her makeup in a god honoring way

    • @bartho5212
      @bartho5212 3 роки тому +25

      Imma need more than a moment!

    • @SammieSoonJ
      @SammieSoonJ 3 роки тому +31

      And the outfit! So gorge!

    • @maxbaxter7019
      @maxbaxter7019 3 роки тому +11

      UNHHH attention to detail HUUUU! 😂

    • @literallynoone5125
      @literallynoone5125 3 роки тому +65

      If your eye make up doesn’t match your age inappropriate toy collection, you’re not doing drag.

  • @LiqouredDuck
    @LiqouredDuck 3 роки тому +695

    she matched her eyeshadow to a toy oven and told me I should question myself. Mom is actin up.

  • @ckjbush
    @ckjbush 3 роки тому +1823

    “Toys that double as hazards” should be the title for Trixie and Katya’s second book

    • @PanicattheDiscourse
      @PanicattheDiscourse 3 роки тому +52

      It's her adam & eve coupon code

    • @imcodyjacob
      @imcodyjacob 3 роки тому +22

      Or their lubeless sex toy line

    • @ksmp0728
      @ksmp0728 3 роки тому +3

      Omg. That is so good tho

    • @drakmaaaaa2729
      @drakmaaaaa2729 3 роки тому +9

      A butt plug but there's a chance the wide part that sticks out snaps off

    • @racheIIII
      @racheIIII 3 роки тому +2

      OMG YES!!😂😂

  • @arfreda5912
    @arfreda5912 3 роки тому +574

    I’m dying “no lumps in my batter” *the entire batter is one big lump*

  • @alexanderkuplicki7788
    @alexanderkuplicki7788 3 роки тому +3364

    Trixie acts like being a 31 year-old man is the weirdest thing about her

    • @93Cakes
      @93Cakes 3 роки тому +15

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😅

    • @bw9833
      @bw9833 3 роки тому +36

      While she progressively gets more and more innuendoes

    • @laurenbethhx3
      @laurenbethhx3 3 роки тому +26

      tbh imagine being a man

    • @dinosaint9878
      @dinosaint9878 3 роки тому +8

      Trixie is a man?! O_o

    • @goodguylevi9944
      @goodguylevi9944 3 роки тому

      Lmaoooo.

  • @kiaracrasto5375
    @kiaracrasto5375 3 роки тому +674

    I’m paying thousands of dollars to attend college and I just muted my zoom class to watch a drag queen dressed as a Girl Scout bake cookies in a toy oven for 14 minutes

    • @milica7455
      @milica7455 3 роки тому +40

      As u should 🙄✋ period

    • @KssN27
      @KssN27 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah and

    • @francesvonstackelberg4070
      @francesvonstackelberg4070 3 роки тому +11

      Enjoy life, sweetheart. Enjoy it whenever you can. ❤️

    • @Lmcv82
      @Lmcv82 3 роки тому +6

      Worth it

    • @Lmcv82
      @Lmcv82 3 роки тому +8

      We're in a fuckin pandemic

  • @erinbechler
    @erinbechler 3 роки тому +136

    i was a girl scout for 8 years and the only thing i can vividly remember is our girl scout troop leader telling us about how her best friend after high school was in an abusive relationship so my troop leader went to the guy's house and threatened him with a baseball bat and she said that in the future if we experienced the domestic violence that she would do the exact same thing for us. queens supporting queens

    • @tarakennedy2512
      @tarakennedy2512 2 місяці тому +1

      QUEENS 👏🏻 SUPPORTING 👏🏻 QUEENS

  • @melissaalba7891
    @melissaalba7891 3 роки тому +724

    Trixie: *uses a teaspoon*
    Also trixie: "this doesnt seem like a tablespoon"

  • @ValientineVincent
    @ValientineVincent 3 роки тому +894

    "I'm I watching a 31 year old man struggle with a children's toy?"
    No Mary, I'm watching a 31 year old man IN A WIG struggle with a children's toy.

    • @MaryJane-tp3qd
      @MaryJane-tp3qd 3 роки тому +25

      Damn I’m be more detailed next time 😳

    • @madhere4994
      @madhere4994 3 роки тому +3

      Hehe no regrets.

    • @pika23
      @pika23 3 роки тому +1

      The sad thing is there ARE other 31 year old men struggling with childrens toys on UA-cam and I probably sub to about 80% of them. Oh ew is that weird. I mean the action figure and doll people and cool toys

    • @kimjoromo3519
      @kimjoromo3519 3 роки тому +6

      "Ew I'm not gonna be some 30-year old drag queen. What a sad life you live, old man in wig"
      -Trixie Mattel, Unhhhh Episode 114

  • @makennafitzner4048
    @makennafitzner4048 3 роки тому +837

    "everybody shut up" "move i'm gay" I am literally dead lol

    • @jonirecord3939
      @jonirecord3939 3 роки тому +11

      She always makes me giggle but I cackled at the “move I’m gay” line!!

    • @songbird989
      @songbird989 3 роки тому +3

      So you're replying from the beyond? Now That's a fan! lol

    • @PinkieAmyRoseTheREALone
      @PinkieAmyRoseTheREALone 3 роки тому +1

      💀💀

    • @HeyItsNovalee
      @HeyItsNovalee 3 роки тому +5

      Move I’m gay is a Brandon Rogers meme, I love that

  • @JW-vc1dk
    @JW-vc1dk 3 роки тому +569

    Trixie: pays for veneers
    Also Trixie: uses them to chew 6 year old cookie that tastes like dust

    • @CaptinBenny
      @CaptinBenny 3 роки тому +7

      Is that why her teeth look so damn good????? I was wondering! Good for her tho.

    • @iggy5462
      @iggy5462 3 роки тому +12

      @@CaptinBenny Just the top ones though, the bottoms kept the receipts lmao

  • @rachaelvaughan1017
    @rachaelvaughan1017 3 роки тому +197

    Trixie is honestly living the dream that we all have by finally being able to afford all those cool kids toys that we didn't get as kids.

  • @mattbeidleman6799
    @mattbeidleman6799 3 роки тому +683

    Trixie holding a teaspoon: “this doesn’t feel like a tablespoon”

  • @aries2242
    @aries2242 3 роки тому +439

    "Ok so we're alone today"
    - Trixie burn x 4
    - Swearing like a sailor
    - Cooking mix expired 7 years ago
    - Loses a nail
    - Gives up wearing the rest of her nails

    • @chloebishop9220
      @chloebishop9220 3 роки тому +7

      This is why we need David in the room 😂😂😂

  • @artmentor-chrishendrix1724
    @artmentor-chrishendrix1724 3 роки тому +868

    When Ru said “we want to see your vulnerability” this is what she meant. We love a drag queen struggling.

  • @chloemarietoft
    @chloemarietoft 3 роки тому +241

    “It’s not bad”
    *cheers*
    “...it’s not good”
    *awww* 🤣

  • @sawace1
    @sawace1 3 роки тому +368

    "This isn't Bon appetit"
    Girl, Bon appetit isn't Bon appetit anymore. You've surpassed them.

  • @shaniiaaaaa
    @shaniiaaaaa 3 роки тому +628

    this green eye look is everything. she’s versatile.

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 3 роки тому +8

      I love the green with the peach pink

    • @michellemackay6574
      @michellemackay6574 3 роки тому +8

      She looks like the chromatica Oreo, lol

    • @luvsissy
      @luvsissy 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, look at the material!

    • @awyumiim33dusa93
      @awyumiim33dusa93 3 роки тому

      @@michellemackay6574 BYEE 😭😭

    • @enigmaburqa4167
      @enigmaburqa4167 3 роки тому

      @@michellemackay6574 reply of the year

  • @katiebugg1003
    @katiebugg1003 3 роки тому +423

    The intensity at which Tracy speaks to us through the camera like she fully expects us to answer her is only met by the fact that I answer her with the same intensity knowing she can’t hear me either.

  • @emmanuelbarnedo2770
    @emmanuelbarnedo2770 3 роки тому +119

    I want Trixie to serve as a guest judge or participant on "Nailed It".

  • @jongwonroh4629
    @jongwonroh4629 3 роки тому +1151

    Trixie: “Contagious diseases have never brought a entire country down to its knees, not in my lifetime”
    COVID: omg he-
    HIV: don’t

  • @madisonholt399
    @madisonholt399 3 роки тому +842

    Trixie: we’re alone today.
    Me: Jesus Christ, she’s gonna burn down the house.

    • @htownjesse
      @htownjesse 3 роки тому +8

      I thought that too. She then goes on to burn herself like 3-4 times. I laughed so hard I was literally crying.

    • @laurendawn536
      @laurendawn536 3 роки тому +1

      Yass😂

    • @snakesis
      @snakesis 3 роки тому +6

      burn the house down boots down the cement bareback?

    • @dhyanadevi1726
      @dhyanadevi1726 3 роки тому

      The level of anxiety....too much!

    • @thejennadeblin
      @thejennadeblin 3 роки тому +2

      I didn't realize how much David's commentary makes this entertaining! 😅😅

  • @RummerChan
    @RummerChan 3 роки тому +517

    "do you think I should put it in the oven?" *waits* 😂 it's like Dora the Explorer... and here I am saying "probably not" at my screen. lol

    • @heyitsjustme.680
      @heyitsjustme.680 3 роки тому

      Omg in thought the same thing with 'little einsteins' when they ask questions and wait... That shit freaks me out, but my toddler loves it. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @sydneyp7867
      @sydneyp7867 3 роки тому +1

      LOL I was shaking my head like no no nooo

    • @toffermyc1999
      @toffermyc1999 3 роки тому

      NOT DORA 💀

  • @anagiannasi5791
    @anagiannasi5791 3 роки тому +281

    Trixie: Omg, this tastes terrible. there's something wrong with the cookies
    Also Trixie: -proceeds to eat all of them-

  • @lydiayeonnie
    @lydiayeonnie 3 роки тому +1561

    Girl make this green eyeshadow an everyday thing she’s an icon and she is the moment

    • @pabloroman408
      @pabloroman408 3 роки тому +14

      CORRECT

    • @dokichamoy4965
      @dokichamoy4965 3 роки тому +43

      she’s the father that never left to buy cigarettes

    • @biathefirst
      @biathefirst 3 роки тому +12

      Now c'mon now 💅

    • @user-kh8kz4ck3z
      @user-kh8kz4ck3z 3 роки тому +11

      Yes this green and pink thing is SICKLY! I love.

    • @olkosia2445
      @olkosia2445 3 роки тому +13

      And this pinkish blond on the brows makes it look 100 times better😻
      queen is servin' and I LOVE IT🙄💞

  • @ajromero3692
    @ajromero3692 3 роки тому +165

    Idk why, but every time Trixie insists that a child model on toy packaging is dead, it absolutely sends me

  • @yemidotcom
    @yemidotcom 3 роки тому +185

    Trixie Mattel is the only person who shames me for watching her videos but I still come back for more

    • @DrunkPupPitt
      @DrunkPupPitt 3 роки тому +2

      Because we are into it, trixie is our verbal dom lol

  • @maddiepatzner9755
    @maddiepatzner9755 2 роки тому +42

    Trixie I was a girlscout for 8 years (1st to 8th grade) and let me tell you girl, I LOVED IT!! I only dropped out because of the stigma behind being an older girlscout, but I would 100% recommend it. In my troop, there was no slander against any sexuality/race/religion/physical ability/etc. It was a very inclusive environment, and it taught me how to be a leader, how to be empathetic, confident, crafty, outdoorsy, and understanding. I STAN GIRLSCOUTS

    • @KatieLHall-fy1hw
      @KatieLHall-fy1hw Рік тому +5

      Wish you stuck with it! I went grades 1-12, moved from a big troop to a troop of 4 when I was in 7th grade, and all of us got our gold award! Are we forever friends? Nope! But we got along and worked together well. We had great leaders too! And we all 4 paid our way to Disney world!

    • @tarakennedy2512
      @tarakennedy2512 2 місяці тому

      QUEENS

  • @ColePenner
    @ColePenner 3 роки тому +347

    Drops cookie on the floor, bakes it, eats it, “it tastes like a cookie from under the fridge”

    • @JulianVJacobs
      @JulianVJacobs 3 роки тому +6

      not to mention she did it in an uncleaned oven off eBay. we have to stan Tracy's fantasy tho

  • @HikaruCrystal8
    @HikaruCrystal8 3 роки тому +463

    Trixie: "What did we learn?"
    Me: That no matter how bad the food is, Trixie will finish the whole plate

    • @MaryJane-tp3qd
      @MaryJane-tp3qd 3 роки тому +5

      OMG thank you for the laugh 😂
      Reminds me of the kids who react to snacks sometimes

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 3 роки тому +4

      Is this a Lindsay Ellis reference in MY Trixie Mattell comment section??

    • @magnusanimus5235
      @magnusanimus5235 3 роки тому +4

      Unless it's Korean toe nail soup :D

    • @--..__
      @--..__ 3 роки тому +1

      @@leiram8833 the hot dog in face girl?

    • @Lena-fk9sd
      @Lena-fk9sd 3 роки тому +5

      yes thats what growing up poor does with a person 🥴

  • @Sassy.Sasquatch
    @Sassy.Sasquatch 3 роки тому +2305

    Part of my girl scout troop's activities was to volunteer at the women's prison every Sunday. All of my girl scout troop had moms that were in this prison, we were only part of girl scouts for free carpool basically.

    • @MegazordManzi
      @MegazordManzi 3 роки тому +254

      That sounds nice actually, and hopefully gave you all more time with your parents. My troop didnt do any volunteering and was pretty arts n crafts focused sadly

    • @officerk1693
      @officerk1693 3 роки тому +27

      That's v cool tbh

    • @kimmyball4961
      @kimmyball4961 3 роки тому +1

      Wow

    • @frenchiegirlintheusa
      @frenchiegirlintheusa 3 роки тому +13

      OMG all the girls that is so sad their mom was in prison.

    • @Sassy.Sasquatch
      @Sassy.Sasquatch 3 роки тому +163

      @@frenchiegirlintheusa my mom learned a lot in the time she was in prison and she wouldn't be the successful woman she is today if she didn't serve time and clean up her act. I had a supportive father and learned valuable life lessons at an early age but I wouldn't change it for the world.
      Prison sentences are hard on everyone involved but it's for the better and should not be shamed on.

  • @Nikkiluvs_who
    @Nikkiluvs_who 3 роки тому +969

    Trixie: makes cookies with 7 year old ingredients.
    Also Trixie: acts appalled when they taste like 💩

  • @bea8985
    @bea8985 3 роки тому +341

    trixie: "I taste something a little off"
    me: yeah... 6 years off

    • @cherryjawbreakalt
      @cherryjawbreakalt 3 роки тому +3

      7, I believe Tracy is better at math than you

    • @ron8675309
      @ron8675309 3 роки тому

      @@cherryjawbreakalt I don't know if that was sarcasm, but it's only 2021 and the cookie mixes were made in 2015.

    • @cherryjawbreakalt
      @cherryjawbreakalt 3 роки тому

      @@ron8675309 it's definitely sarcasm I'm actually really good at math unless it's simple addition

  • @RamonatHOME
    @RamonatHOME 3 роки тому +2132

    When can we expect the Tracey Martel Oven???? I need it in my life.
    Ramon

    • @oceanoflotion8630
      @oceanoflotion8630 3 роки тому +11

      I would buy it too.

    • @juliantapia1407
      @juliantapia1407 3 роки тому +30

      I feel like that's where all this is headed

    • @Grimrose_04
      @Grimrose_04 3 роки тому +67

      that would be so iconic. and I love how you signed your comment with your name lmfao

    • @stephaniewoods2374
      @stephaniewoods2374 3 роки тому +1

      Tracey?

    • @AstroKasper
      @AstroKasper 3 роки тому +10

      @@stephaniewoods2374 😊 yeah that name is a running gag.

  • @TaraLemieux
    @TaraLemieux 3 роки тому +488

    “That is rotted, folks....rot-ted...”
    “Let’s try the other ones.”
    “Why are you eating the rest of them?!”
    Trixie in Three Acts 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @kaseyhunter6606
      @kaseyhunter6606 3 роки тому +3

      It was funny because I was like, why is she still eating them if she doesn't like them and then she goes on to read my mind!

    • @gabbyrusso2436
      @gabbyrusso2436 3 роки тому +1

      She really ate cookies made with batter old enough to be Girl Scouts and was surprised it was rotted.😂😂😂

  • @Sunshine.Autumn
    @Sunshine.Autumn 3 роки тому +98

    I was a girl scout and all I learned was how to play temple run in a kroger parking lot and also compulsory heterosexuality

  • @meganhanson6790
    @meganhanson6790 3 роки тому +317

    new flavor of Girl Scout Cookies: "unwashed from eBay"

    • @fargo3342
      @fargo3342 3 роки тому +3

      Under the fridge cookie flavor

    • @--lvr_grl
      @--lvr_grl 3 роки тому

      Girl Scouts: 👁👄👁🖕

  • @haleighprather6427
    @haleighprather6427 3 роки тому +1604

    Trixie: This is EXACTLY 9ml
    Also Trixie: *Shoots the water everywhere but the bowl*

    • @triciarose389
      @triciarose389 3 роки тому +3

      I thought the same thing, look again 😅

  • @Crazynachosyay
    @Crazynachosyay 3 роки тому +206

    “What did we learn?” More like “when will we learn” that eating expired food is still not a good idea, even if it’s tiny? I love these videos so much 😂

  • @Kai-oj2sy
    @Kai-oj2sy 3 роки тому +305

    “Trixie being a touch-deprived demon for 14 minutes.”

  • @dakLeroy
    @dakLeroy 3 роки тому +133

    “Are we still watching a 31 year old growN man struggle?” ABSOLUTELY.

  • @jamesjenkins8120
    @jamesjenkins8120 3 роки тому +484

    “The nail is in the cookie.... THE NAIL IS IN THE COOKIE”
    I’m SEAZING

  • @cherryflower5
    @cherryflower5 3 роки тому +160

    The color of that wig combined with the green eye shadow is giving me life

    • @JohnPDern
      @JohnPDern 3 роки тому

      Ooky spooky

    • @mjade1673
      @mjade1673 3 роки тому +1

      👏👏👏🥰 and combined with the backdrop !🤩👏 stunningggg🌟👌

    • @cherryjawbreakalt
      @cherryjawbreakalt 3 роки тому

      What color were her eyes... You objectifying drag queens?

    • @jessicamessicaYT
      @jessicamessicaYT 3 роки тому

      Watermelon sugar

  • @steven_co
    @steven_co 3 роки тому +50

    I've been cry laughing over Trixie's reaction to the peanut butter cookies for a solid 40 minutes help

  • @sarahmartinez6203
    @sarahmartinez6203 3 роки тому +169

    “These children are dead..... wait don’t I look gorgeous”

  • @rachelanderson8961
    @rachelanderson8961 3 роки тому +257

    *knowing tries to cook 7 year old cookie mix*
    “It tastes like dust?” 😂😭🥴😭❤️

  • @Shoogiie
    @Shoogiie 3 роки тому +2727

    While I was in Girl Scouts I was literally taught that wearing makeup would make you ugly and blind. I was also taught that weed can kill you. AAANNNDD
    I was the fat girl in our troop, so most of the girls would call me "santa" and sit on my lap and ask for presents.
    After that year, I turned into a hardcore emo. Girl scouts made me emo.
    love you, Trixie 💕
    Edit: Oh, sis. Here's some more
    • Our troop leader checked all of our ears during a trip. She looked at mine (I was 10) and outwardly said "EEEWWW..You have the dirtiest ears".
    • During the same trip I had a panic attack and got screamed at for it. The troop leader was informed that I had them often. So really, that whole trip was a bottled up panic attack.
    • The troop was run by rich, white moms and most of the girls in the troop were their children. Us "poorer" girls were favored less most times.
    • Sometimes the troop leader would only have trips for them and their children as well. This resulted in some girls not being able to have the opportunity to earn badges.
    Thanks for the likes and comments 💕

    • @LEADERCHICKADEE
      @LEADERCHICKADEE 3 роки тому +186

      That is terrible. They never teach that in Girl Guides (Canada)! And Guides here have ZERO-TOLERANCE on bullying. i spent almost 20 years in Girl Guides (also as a Leader) and as a Leader would not allow any bullying because i was bullied growing up.
      But the fact you became emo is cool. So long as you did not go around smashing stuff. LOL Cheers from Alberta, Canada.

    • @jlpkbrb1086
      @jlpkbrb1086 3 роки тому +103

      @@LEADERCHICKADEE girl scouts 100% does not teach or condone any of that so really unsure of how she picked this up. Maybe it was just a vile group of white moms hosting this one.

    • @LEADERCHICKADEE
      @LEADERCHICKADEE 3 роки тому +57

      @@jlpkbrb1086 Yeah probably, why would they? Maybe this particular Woman was in a Girl Scout Troop who had leaders that were not paying attention to the bullying or who laughed it off.

    • @kimmyball4961
      @kimmyball4961 3 роки тому +11

      That so sucks!!!!

    • @tardigrade-tingz
      @tardigrade-tingz 3 роки тому +55

      When my troop broke up our leader promised the other familes a good portion of the money our troop collected....... we never received any money

  • @RadishEater
    @RadishEater 3 роки тому +238

    "move, im gay"
    MISS TRACY MARTEL WATCHES BRANDON ROGERS-

    • @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
      @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 3 роки тому +7

      WE NEED SOME KIND OF COLLAB

    • @joejonasfromcamprock886
      @joejonasfromcamprock886 3 роки тому +3

      @@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 OH GOD WE DO

    • @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
      @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 3 роки тому +3

      @@joejonasfromcamprock886 can you imagine THE Tracey Martel actually embracing her Filthy Side™️ that she has slowly shown us through UNHhhh?!? 😈😈😈

    • @HeyItsNovalee
      @HeyItsNovalee 3 роки тому +2

      @@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 been on a Trixie katya binge after being on a Brandon Rogers binge and let me tell you all I’ve been thinking about is how funny and iconic it would be if they did a collab oh my god
      He would fit RIGHT IN

    • @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
      @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 3 роки тому +1

      @@HeyItsNovalee the absolute chaos that would ensue 😈😂🤪 it would be cool if he also appeared on UNHhhh

  • @emilymarianamurphy3179
    @emilymarianamurphy3179 3 роки тому +720

    Trixie: all these child models are dead. dead dead dead
    packing: *is from 6 years ago*
    children: *probably adults*

  • @glt9802
    @glt9802 3 роки тому +247

    Trixie: that is rotted
    The 7 year old cookie mix: yeah uh that’s kind of the whole point

  • @rachelwilson4486
    @rachelwilson4486 3 роки тому +202

    Imagine a Trixie bakes video feat. Katya.... this is already hilarious chaos 💕

  • @gem__xox8496
    @gem__xox8496 3 роки тому +19

    “Move- move im gay” I actually cackled LMFAO

  • @harley3641
    @harley3641 3 роки тому +388

    “This doesn’t feel like a tablespoon of peanut butter” *is holding a teaspoon*

  • @BrandiTV
    @BrandiTV 3 роки тому +2000

    You’re just perfection 🙌🏼💞

    • @beepghost3948
      @beepghost3948 3 роки тому +21

      NWIWOWKWKWNWNW I LOVE YOU BRANDI THIS IS ICONIC

    • @madisonave2593
      @madisonave2593 3 роки тому +22

      WE NEED A VIDEO WITH BOTH OF YOU OMG PLS I LOVE YOUUUUU BOTHHHH

    • @katycat9630
      @katycat9630 3 роки тому +10

      Trixie Mattel makeup while high. Do it.

    • @madisonave2593
      @madisonave2593 3 роки тому +3

      @@katycat9630 we need Trixie high trying to do her own makeup 😭

    • @pabalucci
      @pabalucci 3 роки тому +1

      @@katycat9630 already done...

  • @amyy2403
    @amyy2403 3 роки тому +351

    instructions: add a tablespoon of peanut butter
    trixie: this doesn’t feel like a tablespoon
    me: that’s a teaspoon sis

    • @ashleymoreass7048
      @ashleymoreass7048 3 роки тому +23

      Every spoon just looks huge in her tiny woman hands

    • @stephaniepapaleo521
      @stephaniepapaleo521 3 роки тому +4

      @@ashleymoreass7048 she’s got graceful “tiny woman” hands awww

  • @disneyonthebrain1390
    @disneyonthebrain1390 3 роки тому +11

    The fact she paused, and then said she can’t tell what we think about putting the chocolate in the oven....😂😂😂 I love you Trixie!! Always making my day brighter

  • @jenniferfalagario216
    @jenniferfalagario216 3 роки тому +144

    Trixie’s delicate hands mesmerize me every time in these videos.

    • @elronlushtail3666
      @elronlushtail3666 3 роки тому +2

      Actually, yeah.

    • @taren1d
      @taren1d 3 роки тому +5

      i thought this was sarcasm but they really are dainty

  • @MichaeleLevasseur
    @MichaeleLevasseur 3 роки тому +78

    1:17 Trixie being surprised by how beautiful she is was honestly soul-cleansing

  • @caspy1237
    @caspy1237 3 роки тому +50

    I hope the pink eyebrows become a staple because they fit the Trixie aesthetic so perfectly that I feel it’s been a missed opportunity for years now

  • @lune78
    @lune78 3 роки тому +33

    "Move, I'm gay"
    Loving the Brandon Rogers reference!

    • @lollipop96537
      @lollipop96537 3 роки тому +5

      In tHe wOrKpLaCe, bEiNg gAy hAs iTs pErKs

  • @CollinPaul444
    @CollinPaul444 3 роки тому +137

    She said “Not children” with the quickness

  • @diogodacosta_
    @diogodacosta_ 3 роки тому +204

    Trixie: That looks like 9 milliliters!
    Also trixie: squirts half outside the bowl

  • @brilantrip9706
    @brilantrip9706 3 роки тому +103

    "The nail is in the cookie!" *Flashback to that one Friends episode

  • @sarahsoderstrom3871
    @sarahsoderstrom3871 3 роки тому +31

    As much as I love Trixie on her own, I really enjoy David’s commentary.

  • @bradleycooper80
    @bradleycooper80 3 роки тому +171

    “There’s something wrong with these”
    THEY ARE 7 YEARS OLD TRIXIE

  • @J.Kenobi
    @J.Kenobi 3 роки тому +281

    I could listen to Trixie say "Mmm, so delitchus" all day long.

  • @ellie.lara.x
    @ellie.lara.x 3 роки тому +574

    Just a biological woman baking treats for her daughter’s Girl Scout troop

    • @honeydew5418
      @honeydew5418 3 роки тому +43

      With a perfectly straight nose

    • @Coyotie
      @Coyotie 3 роки тому +25

      With a clean mind

    • @slushydude901
      @slushydude901 3 роки тому +21

      And a name like Karen the Destroyer

    • @brookew900
      @brookew900 3 роки тому +1

      Bathed in his blood.

    • @r.taylor8836
      @r.taylor8836 3 роки тому +1

      Just like she might actually have as a kid if she was living in the time of her aesthetic. Girl Scouts doesn't appear to have an official time published for when they switched to all commercial baking, but it seems to likely have been between 1935-55. Since Trixie is giving very late 50s/early 60s today, going back 15-25 years would fit her right into likely having baked some cookies in her own time as a Girl Scout before a company took over. Though she doesn't seem to remember much by the way she does here.

  • @ariannan4481
    @ariannan4481 3 роки тому +52

    I was having the WORST mental health day and this made me smile and laugh and be happy, so thank you. 💖

  • @marci5369
    @marci5369 3 роки тому +221

    No one:
    Trixie: "MOVE IM GAY"

    • @oranjmusemeyer968
      @oranjmusemeyer968 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ley5532
      @ley5532 3 роки тому +1

      It’s a meme from a Brandon Rogers video called “angry office” :)

  • @sophmari27
    @sophmari27 3 роки тому +97

    the fact tracey martel tried to call us out for watching a 31 year old man struggle with childrens toys as if any of us are here with any form of dignity left 🙄

  • @HQ-sg7eq
    @HQ-sg7eq 3 роки тому +187

    Closed captioning shady as hell, replacing "hand modeling" with "ham modeling" lol

  • @cryptozoolibrarian
    @cryptozoolibrarian 3 роки тому +35

    Trixie, I just introduced my mom to your channel. She loves your baking videos, and even more, she loves your laugh! Watching you has been a great palate cleanser for her after watching the news all day. She also says she enjoys you more "out on your own" than she did on Drag Race XD. If you need a notion for another baking toy to play with, my mom keeps saying she thinks she had a "Suzy Homemaker" brand toy oven. She would be gagged to see one in use again! Love from Beloit, WI!

  • @nspruill3027
    @nspruill3027 3 роки тому +124

    *uses a teaspoon to get a tablespoon*
    “This doesn’t look like a tablespoon”

  • @EvilEagle4234
    @EvilEagle4234 3 роки тому +258

    David: *Is gone*
    Trixie: "Aight now I can get weird."

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube 3 роки тому +81

    "contagious diseases have never bought a country to its knees, right? not in my lifetime."

  • @StephersBeyond
    @StephersBeyond 3 роки тому +79

    1:09 "Now as usual, the models on the box---dead, dead...She's absolutely dead. Uhm, they're all dead..."
    I laughed way harder than I should have 😆💀

  • @kalubmthompson
    @kalubmthompson 3 роки тому +185

    Trixie Mattel: *grabs a teaspoon*
    Also Trixie: “that doesn’t seem like a tablespoon”

  • @jameslex26
    @jameslex26 3 роки тому +60

    “Yes, I feel odd DOING this, but you should feel odder watching it.” Girl, if I had a dime for every time.... 😂

  • @darklordayron2222
    @darklordayron2222 3 роки тому +77

    I had a “Queasy Bake Oven” as a kid because it was the “boy” version 😂😂💀 I need you to bake something with that next 😂

    • @allocamus
      @allocamus 3 роки тому +2

      Looks gross, tastes greaaat!

    • @LuLuslime15
      @LuLuslime15 3 роки тому +2

      Omg I had an oven thing that cooked like gross looking gummy bugs! Lol

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 3 роки тому

      @@LuLuslime15 I think those are Incredible Edibles or a knockoff of that. I remember a stateside-based relative telling stories of baking jelly animals in a fake oven.

  • @AdelaideAtAMasquerade
    @AdelaideAtAMasquerade Рік тому +11

    11:45 - “Move! Move, I’m gay!!!”
    loving it 🤣

  • @blah_blurt_blah
    @blah_blurt_blah 3 роки тому +426

    I can’t believe trixie finally got her baking patch

    • @honeydew5418
      @honeydew5418 3 роки тому +11

      I can’t believe she finally got the “maybe a little bit straighter nose” patch

    • @hollyobaby6949
      @hollyobaby6949 3 роки тому +4

      I wish you would have left it trioxide lmao

    • @beekinddd
      @beekinddd 3 роки тому +1

      im so proud

    • @blah_blurt_blah
      @blah_blurt_blah 3 роки тому

      @@hollyobaby6949 ahhh you didn’t see that

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 3 роки тому +11

      Next is rimming!

  • @camwholikestrees
    @camwholikestrees 3 роки тому +253

    “What did we learn?”: Tracey Martel will eat anything

  • @alejandramalave540
    @alejandramalave540 3 роки тому +144

    **about to do homework**
    **Trixie Mattel posted**
    “It can wait 14 more minutes”

    • @r.taylor8836
      @r.taylor8836 3 роки тому

      I'm always in the middle of online class and I have to WAIT!

  • @baljj
    @baljj 3 роки тому +11

    When she starts feeling herself "focus Tracey" DECEASED.

  • @mountainbikingvampirewitch5972
    @mountainbikingvampirewitch5972 3 роки тому +52

    A delicate woman doing delicate womanly things 💜.
    Also as an actual Girl Scout this is everything I’ve ever wanted 😂

  • @aaron_m_04
    @aaron_m_04 3 роки тому +160

    Trixie: “they taste like dust!”
    Me: “A-arent they 6 years old??”

  • @heatherjones1580
    @heatherjones1580 3 роки тому +120

    At this point they should make a Trixie easybake oven, it's the exact same as all of them but it has her face plastered on the side of it. I would buy that.

    • @Sunshine-yr3ut
      @Sunshine-yr3ut 3 роки тому +18

      And all the mixes come expired

    • @cherstyler
      @cherstyler 3 роки тому +16

      or her mouth where the slot is on the end where u shove in the baking pans!

    • @nanochase
      @nanochase 3 роки тому +17

      The recipe book is nothing but vodka drinks to help you get through

    • @heatherjones1580
      @heatherjones1580 3 роки тому +6

      Yes, yes and yes

    • @WordsAlongTheWire
      @WordsAlongTheWire 3 роки тому +6

      And when she unboxes it she says 'the person on this box is definitely dead'

  • @lj9861
    @lj9861 3 роки тому +17

    trixie fully missed when she started squirting the water and didn’t even acknowledge or notice 😂

  • @nova102189
    @nova102189 3 роки тому +84

    “There’s something wrong with these.”
    *KEEPS EATING THE COOKIES

  • @enriquesanchez2014
    @enriquesanchez2014 3 роки тому +197

    If David’s not there, we need a “Tracey Martels Boyfriend reacts to Tracey Martel baking girl scout cookies” then “Tracey Martel reacts to boyfriend reacts to Tracey Martel baking girl scout cookies”. 👏🏽

    • @Chupanibre
      @Chupanibre 3 роки тому +5

      And finally, an apology video.

    • @erick_ap09
      @erick_ap09 3 роки тому

      @@Chupanibre and then a "we broke up" video

  • @AllTheMiniThings
    @AllTheMiniThings 3 роки тому +45

    I'm gonna need a "Focus, Tracey" T-shirt. ..and maybe a "Mary, these are balls." one too.

  • @mimzzamimz
    @mimzzamimz 3 роки тому +13

    Using a teaspoon while saying “this doesn’t look like a tablespoon” LOL

  • @ksmp0728
    @ksmp0728 3 роки тому +1498

    "Am I really watching a 31 year old man struggle with a children's toy?"
    No. I'm watching a beautiful biological woman, doing woman things.

    • @JeremyMYG
      @JeremyMYG 3 роки тому +49

      I'm an almost 31 year old man watching a cross-dressing 31 year old man struggle with a children's toy.

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 3 роки тому +88

      Trixie has such a funny sense of humor, always calling herself a cross dresser when we all know she's a full time housewife!

    • @Lmcv82
      @Lmcv82 3 роки тому +22

      Normal woman things biological woman things

    • @SultrySole
      @SultrySole 3 роки тому +5

      Omg, those were my thoughts EXACTLY!

    • @sarah-Omo7688
      @sarah-Omo7688 3 роки тому +32

      All while wearing her makeup in a God honoring way

  • @imcodyjacob
    @imcodyjacob 3 роки тому +51

    Fun fact- I begged my sister’s Girl Scout troop leader to let ME be a girl scout so incessantly that she let me be a girl scout for 3 years until I got bored of it. Thanks Kelly

  • @XxdextriousxX
    @XxdextriousxX 3 роки тому +151

    “It’s not bad but it’s not good” takes another bite.

    • @azlxns
      @azlxns 3 роки тому +4

      I'd love to have a bite of you tho 👀

    • @mr.thundercleese2253
      @mr.thundercleese2253 3 роки тому +5

      @@azlxns What was the thought process that led you to believe this was an appropriate thing to comment

    • @akioaslan
      @akioaslan 3 роки тому

      @@mr.thundercleese2253 bye boomer

    • @danwilliams2551
      @danwilliams2551 3 роки тому

      Not as bad as her eating parmesean-cheese smelling sugar cookies from 30 years ago

  • @harrypotterthebest11
    @harrypotterthebest11 3 роки тому +52

    I actually have a funny story. So when I was in Girl Scouts my mom was my troop leader and it came time for the parents to pick up the cookies to deliver them. We set it in a two-day span so all the girls would come get them after school. So this girl's mom comes in the second day and tries to tell us that there's no cookies in the boxes. Yall......this girl had opened all of her cookie boxes, eaten the cookies, put the container back in the box, and glued it shut.🤣 Her mom was so pissed she had eaten at least 20 boxes of cookies and we all know Girl Scout cookies ain't cheap! Her mom had to pay for the replacement cookies.🤣