He and his wife actually came to a hotel I was a manager at in 2014, twice. Both visits, his wife was in hysterical laughter all the way through their dinner, lol.
Reminded me of a joke. Foreign guy visiting London, picked up a call girl’s card from a phone booth. Got back to his hotel and decided to ring the number later that night. A very seductive lady answered the phone “ Hello, and how may I help you?” “ I’m looking for really dirty sex, bit of spanking, bondage. I’m happy to pay good money” “That’s good to know Sir but you have to dial 9 for an outside line”
I worked in a hotel for over 18 years, so a lot of this is so relatable. My favourite story that happened to me was when the hotel fire alarms went off at 6am in the morning. A guest phoned from his room to ask if it was a fire alarm or a wake up call! 😂
Hotels... gah! At one resort we got a wake-up call at 4am. The phone was distant from the bed so I leapt out, crashed over a suitcase (that we'd only opened the night before and left on the floor) barking my shin and answered the phone shouting, "What??" thinking there was an emergency or something. "This is your wake-up call for your flight" "We're not flying out, we only arrived last night!" "Oh, sorry." My leg started playing up and at our next destination, I could barely walk and had to get the doctor in. Some (very) strong antibiotics cleared me up but I barely got out of the room for 3 days.
Semaphore: A system of signaling with flags. Anamaphore: Knocking in nails. Write the first word on a blackboard with the explanation, write the second underneath without the explanation, wait for someone to put their hand up and ask what’s Anamaphore?
As a Field Engineer (no I didn't mend fields) I used to stay overnight in a few hotels around the country. As a company we had a deal with a particular hotel chain and an account so the basics were paid for, so most of the hotels were pretty much the same. Have to say the hotels in the North, and in Wales were always much friendlier than those around London, but I never got offered the "key" option. I would always take the wake up call though as it was free and I tend to ignore my phone alarm normally anyway. Plus at home I might wake up and be out of the door within 30 minutes. If I was staying overnight somewhere I always made sure I had a proper breakfast, the full Monty, and would take an hour and a half or longer before leaving for my work. The other thing about these chains, is that they buy EVERYTHING in bulk, hence everything looking the same wherever you are, and the reason for the tiny soaps, towels, shampoos, etc. AND they know people will nick them. Yes I have had tiny toothpaste tubes and small sachets of shampoo at home, I even have two sewing kits. I never managed to get up the courage to take a bath robe, and then around the ninetys, they started charging you if you wanted a Robe in the room because they were losing so many. Taking bottles, Tea bags, biscuits, sewing kits etc when you leave, is morally a bit of a grey area. Are you stealing? Technically maybe, but then again, you have paid for those things as part of the price for the room ? ???
wake up calls were very popular through the 70's and part of the 80's, even through the 70's you would schedule a wake up call on the house phone, if you had to be up earlier than usual,
I stayed in the Brittanna Hotel in the Manchester, the room had no windows. Dara O'brien who you should check out talks about turn down service in hotel.
In the Seychelles there is a hotel, or actually cabin beach rooms, where while you are away at breakfast they remake your bed and iron fancy creases, leave fresh fruit and you never see who does it, it is as if by magic. No matter what time you go, or return, from breakfast it is all immaculately completed on your return.
When I go to a hotel the first thing I do is pull the sheets from under the mattress. Cause when I sleep i cocoon myself in the blanket and sheets. And I can't stand my body being pressed down. I've always stayed in hotels that didn't have a turn down service.
❤ Check out CATHERINE TATE , English comedienne. Recommend sketch shows.. NAN (Window Cleaner ) and LAUREN ( French Exam ) , as teachers you'll love this.
C'est une haine/une chose personnelle pour moi. Je ne comprends pas les gens qui s'inquiètent de savoir qui a dormi dans la chambre avant vous, mais vous ne vous inquiétez pas de l'air que vous respirez avec tout le monde/les véhicules autour de vous au quotidien ?
He and his wife actually came to a hotel I was a manager at in 2014, twice. Both visits, his wife was in hysterical laughter all the way through their dinner, lol.
The one joke, I didn’t think Jodi would laugh at I expected her to go no no no, but she’s getting the British sense of humour excellent
"women getting ready" it's one of his best bits, PLEASE do it!
Reminded me of a joke.
Foreign guy visiting London, picked up a call girl’s card from a phone booth. Got back to his hotel and decided to ring the number later that night.
A very seductive lady answered the phone “ Hello, and how may I help you?”
“ I’m looking for really dirty sex, bit of spanking, bondage. I’m happy to pay good money”
“That’s good to know Sir but you have to dial 9 for an outside line”
I didn't think Jodi was going to make it to the end 😅😅
That was a great fun reaction to a funny comedy sketch thank you.
absolutely 💯%
I worked in a hotel for over 18 years, so a lot of this is so relatable. My favourite story that happened to me was when the hotel fire alarms went off at 6am in the morning. A guest phoned from his room to ask if it was a fire alarm or a wake up call! 😂
I was dying! So good! Thankyous!
Hotels... gah! At one resort we got a wake-up call at 4am. The phone was distant from the bed so I leapt out, crashed over a suitcase (that we'd only opened the night before and left on the floor) barking my shin and answered the phone shouting, "What??" thinking there was an emergency or something. "This is your wake-up call for your flight" "We're not flying out, we only arrived last night!" "Oh, sorry." My leg started playing up and at our next destination, I could barely walk and had to get the doctor in. Some (very) strong antibiotics cleared me up but I barely got out of the room for 3 days.
Thanks for more McIntyre guys. Thought a good festive one for you for Christmas would be his "everyone does this at Christmas" video
Love Jodi so much, she has such a British sense of humour ...totally hilarious 😂
Thank you! 🩶🩵
That is the skinny jean dance but Michael was harking back to the previous sketch where his wife is putting on tights
I'm too busy watching Jodi reaction. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love Michael Macintyre, 🇬🇧
Semaphore: A system of signaling with flags.
Anamaphore: Knocking in nails.
Write the first word on a blackboard with the explanation, write the second underneath without the explanation, wait for someone to put their hand up and ask what’s Anamaphore?
As a Field Engineer (no I didn't mend fields) I used to stay overnight in a few hotels around the country. As a company we had a deal with a particular hotel chain and an account so the basics were paid for, so most of the hotels were pretty much the same. Have to say the hotels in the North, and in Wales were always much friendlier than those around London, but I never got offered the "key" option. I would always take the wake up call though as it was free and I tend to ignore my phone alarm normally anyway. Plus at home I might wake up and be out of the door within 30 minutes. If I was staying overnight somewhere I always made sure I had a proper breakfast, the full Monty, and would take an hour and a half or longer before leaving for my work. The other thing about these chains, is that they buy EVERYTHING in bulk, hence everything looking the same wherever you are, and the reason for the tiny soaps, towels, shampoos, etc. AND they know people will nick them. Yes I have had tiny toothpaste tubes and small sachets of shampoo at home, I even have two sewing kits. I never managed to get up the courage to take a bath robe, and then around the ninetys, they started charging you if you wanted a Robe in the room because they were losing so many. Taking bottles, Tea bags, biscuits, sewing kits etc when you leave, is morally a bit of a grey area. Are you stealing? Technically maybe, but then again, you have paid for those things as part of the price for the room ? ???
wake up calls were very popular through the 70's and part of the 80's, even through the 70's you would schedule a wake up call on the house phone, if you had to be up earlier than usual,
I love Michael's sense of humour 😂
He is so funny the man draw and the bus one so funny
I stayed in the Brittanna Hotel in the Manchester, the room had no windows.
Dara O'brien who you should check out talks about turn down service in hotel.
There the worst chain in the country
Myself and my wife saw him live a couple of months ago, we had front row seats, he was only a few metres from us, best stand up we've seen
In the Seychelles there is a hotel, or actually cabin beach rooms, where while you are away at breakfast they remake your bed and iron fancy creases, leave fresh fruit and you never see who does it, it is as if by magic. No matter what time you go, or return, from breakfast it is all immaculately completed on your return.
Do his 'Man drawer' one. Its hilarious 😂
Recommend you watch
Michael McIntyre..Women Getting Ready
A pity the video stopped-short or you’d have heard the rest of the story about the Turn-back service. It was so funny.
Very funny. 😅
When I go to a hotel the first thing I do is pull the sheets from under the mattress. Cause when I sleep i cocoon myself in the blanket and sheets.
And I can't stand my body being pressed down.
I've always stayed in hotels that didn't have a turn down service.
Never realized Michael McIntyre was so funny until I started watching Boring Reviews.
Love this comment so much. That makes us feel great to hear that we are introducing some to comedians we have also recently discovered
i dont think he meant skinny jeans. i think it was a reference to a previous joke he done to his wife putting on tights or panty hose.
❤ Check out CATHERINE TATE , English comedienne. Recommend sketch shows.. NAN (Window Cleaner ) and LAUREN ( French Exam ) , as teachers you'll love this.
A turn down service would also include closing the curtains and putting decorative cushions/ pillows away.
You both need to react to Lee Evans.. he's a UK Comedy legend
Nice save Nick re: Jodi's attire...
Thanks brother.
@@BoringReviews Have to be agile and light on your feet, a lot like cricket...
Any guy who wears tight jeans doesn't have much to boast about in the package department.
C'est une haine/une chose personnelle pour moi. Je ne comprends pas les gens qui s'inquiètent de savoir qui a dormi dans la chambre avant vous, mais vous ne vous inquiétez pas de l'air que vous respirez avec tout le monde/les véhicules autour de vous au quotidien ?
I love how my wife dresses. I prefer she didn't wear it though (wink wink).
Can you stop saying WHAT UP, I don't understand.
It looks like you understand just fine. You typed it. Also it’s not polite to tell people how to speak