"100 years passed. And my brother and I discovered a new Avatar named Ranton. And although he's great at UA-cam, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Ranton can save the world"
@@stefan-1672 and it's also time for you stefan do go on your spiritual walk about and become with nature, make sure you packe your CBD oil and bug spray
@WE CONTROL CYBER NETICS B CARFUL WAT U SAY? I dont even know what you're smoking, but i wish i had some. Dont disrespect people that can kill you with a single finger though, and maybe tone down the random homophobic gay bashing a bit if you wanna come across as an educated individual... Oh and caps lock isnt cruise control for cool.
So, let's see: 1- you developed some mysterious type of pain that they told you to ignore (what you did years later), showing control over your mind, 2- whilst training there you realized the importance of family and missed them, such a great emotional improvement, 3- you had the great idea of what to do with your life (the UA-cam channel) All of that happened during your time in a shaolin temple. Well, I guess the training worked just fine 🤣 Well done!
Buddhism is sexist against women women cant even enter certain parts of the temples, nor can women be monks. The Tao even called menstruation unclean. Buddhism is even more sexist than Christianity, and Islam.. wake up. Which is why I find modern feminists that praise Buddha to be pathetic imbeciles.
No. Stop. Overtraining is not a joke. It can cause lifelong injuries. It is not "cool" or "wise" to ignore pain. It's good to push through discomfort, but pain should NEVER be ignored. Stop trying to rationalise objectively incorrect practices that have been outdated ages ago.
@@noxteryn this is why so many soldiers in combat arms have fked up bodies after they get out. They are told to ignore injuries and not to be a "bitch". Seeking medical attention is frowned upon because it means ur weak lol.
@@Nawazaahr he's in the wrong place tho should've went to the meditation only practice and will powered it that way which is basically what he did once he started doing youtube and quit shaolin problem with shaolin is they force you to train instead
He had to compete in the “mortal kombat tournament” Edit: if this gets 1k like I guess I’ll have to try to get in the tournament myself I guess.... just got to learn that one move Johnny Cage dose..😂
The Abdominal pain was caused when he felt his alternate dimension self, named liu kang, get involuntary open heart surgery from the deadly alliance.. Its since been rettconned, hence the sudden stoppage in abdominal pain..✌
Murkkz What was it about then? I’m sure you know. Even though it’s the fire benders who do shaolin Kung Fu The Avatar doesn’t. Air Benders don’t do Kung Fu. I’m pretty sure they do tai chi
I developed a similar unknown injury from parkour and mountaineering and it took digging into trapped nerves to resolve it. The nerve roots got crowded by the connecting muscles around the spine, intercostals and joints. It'll feel like a knife stabbing you in the muscle and will come and go. Doctors rarely ever pay attention to nerve conditions. If it ever happens again, pain attention to connecting muscles getting inflamed and pressing on your nerves. Meditation actually works on relaxing the deep tissue and fascia to eliminate the crowding.
I had a horrible “shoulder” injury. Nothing would help it go away or relive it, until I started massaging my neck near my spine and I have been feeling a lot better.
@@neattree8232 tornado kick is a rear jumping spin finishing with your leg at a 90 degree angle. Depending on how you do it, and your accuracy, it can be a lethal kick.
You are very noble to dedicate 3 years of structured practice to the Way of Shaolin! Truly a feat! We are often our own worst critics. Perhaps your karma was calling to you & telling you through the body that it was time to leave. I have lived in a Buddhist monastery for a period of months & experienced the calling to leave after a time. The importance of the lay practitioner cannot be understated in order to bring the teachings to the average person. I am happy to see you followed your truth & that you have recovered from bodily manifestations. Being dedicated in body speech & mind doesn't mean we are perfect. As a Buddhist practitioner I admire your discipline. There is a place for everyone. Blessings!
Sounds like stress. Stress affects everyone differently. Sometimes it can manifests in body aches, or causes migraines and iritates pre-existing ailments. You were privileged to have trained at the Shaolin Temple. Your experiences can help someone else who might be interested in the martial arts or to go to Shaolin. You stayed there the time that you were able to do. It's not how long you stayed; it's what you do with what you learned. Glad that you are feeling better and your health has improved.
he quit and blamed the masters for making the mistake causing him to have more pain... eventually the doctor can find the problem and his problem gone today... and he still dare to tell everyone he was the disciple...
@@ThienPowChong He didn’t blame the masters. I don’t know where you got that from. Because in the video he said they just told him to keep training despite having an injury and although that’s the tough mindset that they have at the temple, it’s not necessarily healthy. He was even upset because he thought couldn’t train anymore. I think you totally misunderstood the video. And he has every right to call himself a disciple, I’m sure all the monks accept him as one of their own when he was training there because he truly dedicated his 3 years at the temple.
I was taught by one of my teachers when I had met him years later and it stuck with me and meant so much knowing my young life is when he said,its ot where you start but where you finish and it's so true....I thank him everyday for that simple quote.
@@SenoritoGhost Kinda yes. In MK Gold he decided to not return to the shaolin temple to live a peaceful life, letting everyone think that he actually died in MK 2. Yet this was short lived, as he got dragged back into the fight as Shinnok was invading in MK4/Gold
*Discovers your channel from a MK11 review* "Lol, it's funny that you say that you went to a shaolin temple, when Mortal Kombat has many of them." *This video is uploaded* "Wait, what?"
its weird, on some scales 3 years is nothing, the lifetime of the universe, the grand scale of things. but at the same time 3 years feels like so long, human life, lifespan of an insect, 1095 days in 3 years, and Im saying goodnight to another.
I am a traumatology clinician in Taiwan. I received my traumatology training from a shaolin master. To be honest, the clinical procedures and skills are second to none, and it helped me built really good clientele base. A direct translation from the style is called Zen medicine. My question is, when you were badly injured, I was appalled that none of the monk doctors offered treatment, or was the treatment ineffective?
Temples specialize in different pursuits. Maybe in his temple they didn't have healers I'm thinking. I'm a Kung Fu Master and long ago I decided if you learn to hurt you should learn to heal. Today I'm very proud of my skills and knowledge.
@@grapeboi9256 Me: Face it mom, your fucking genes made me a defect. Mom: Wha? How could you? Prove it! Doctor: *Checks every possible reason&can't find any* Mom: it's dad's fault
Pain is not only your body getting rid of weakness. In quite a few instances, it’s your body telling you something. The grandmasters should’ve been looking after you and the others better. What’s the attrition rate? Some good points here. Gratitude. Reflection. All the best.
@@Dtzeo503 Fr, Liu Kang and kung Lao I personally like as a duo better than sub zero and scorpion honestly. Imagine kung Lao ascends to Godhood next game.
Maybe he was kick out by Shaolin temple for some reason we do not know. But still he already possesed that Shaolin strength to our society,what if he someday decide to going to bar and very drunk and start fighting and killing many people with his Shaolin power? He could be rethal and so dangerous man! Have you seen Taichi master movie about Zhang Bao and Jun Bao
Sounds like your injury could have been appendicitis. I had it when I was younger and had to go to hospital for a few days and then it went away. Just recently had a friend who experienced the same thing and it lasted well over two weeks. Glad to see you’re good and healthy now!
I feel your pain bro. (The bladder exams. I was a born with a small bladder, so I know from experience what those catheters feel like, because I've been tested twice for reflux.)
I know the feeling of being in pain and not knowing why it hurts. I was a dancer for my entire life, but in high school, my foot started to hurt. It felt like the arch was ripping in half. Flash forward 7 years, several mris and ultrasounds that showed nothing, a year and a half of physical therapy, several misdiagnoses, 2 surgeries (one exploratory), and all we've found is that my arch did tear once, and collapsed another time. But it still hurts. All the time. Sorry to complain on here, but I know the feeling of having to stop something you love because of mysterious pain.
The idea of train through all pain is anachronistic. It's like the old thought of football practices in intense heat and being deprived of hydration. It makes you weaker, not stronger. Rest, nutrition and hydration are equally as important as the training itself.
Lets Be Serious true, but it shouldn't be taken too far cause what's the point if you're physically unwell, or injured permanently / require long recovery time.
It’s builds discipline. It doesn’t care about your physical health. That’s the lesson. You just simply risk ignoring real dangerous medical emergencies. Typically this is only an argument someone who’s never played sports would make.
My grandmother was a monk in a Budhist temple, I'm not sure why she left, but I know that she didn't fit many of the like, "I am a silent monk, few words are wiser than many" cliches. She's just an old Japanese lady that likes to watch the news. I know I've seen some monks with Nirvana(the band) bags. and someone joked they probably don't even know Nirvana is a band and uh... Trust me, they are well aware. lol. They're not Amish, they go into the real world and talk to people pretty regularly.
As a professional drummer/guitarist of 17 years with multiple overuse injuries that made me question if I had to quit playing altogether; it sucks to hear the shaolin temple commits to overuse as a form of self discipline instead of a form of self control.
I love how interesting ranton is: he has the most crass, rude, but hilarious sense of humor in most of his videos, but then he’ll sit down and do a more mellow video and you see how nuanced and calm and subtly funny he can also be. He also has incredible life experience
That’s true though... most kids don’t tend to realize all their parents actually do for them until they are older... most people don’t realize the importance of the bonds we make as humans until it’s too late....
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bro what happened to your eyebrows here lmaooooo
He left the shaolin temple to pursue the art of airbending.
and shitposting^^
I dont see an arrow on his head
Airbenders are dead burn to ashes
Yep yep. Don't let Appa eat Momo
Nice copy and paste
"Its a very basic kick"
proceed to show the most difficult kick i could possibly imagine.
Its a basic kick but to do it right he needs a lot of work
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I literally thought the same thing XD
adam basheer no shit!! 😂😂😂😂
if that's basic i wonder how more complicated kick would look like
always in the videos where ranton talks about the shaolin temple he looks more bald than usually
don't know why
Turbochicken ! True
He needs to channel his inner shaolin power
It’s the cancer
Marcello Miller stfu not funny
He shaved
Ranton : dead
Monk: okay now you can stop training
Underated
No, you train in the after life now.
@@Oscar-vs5yw 😂😂😂😂😂✋
@@Oscar-vs5yw they got training areas in the afterlife?
Blue star wars ghost says you can continue your training.
2017- why I left buzzfeed
2019- Why I Left The Shaolin Temple
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ な に
2021- Why I Left This Timeline
@@heyguys2002 where's the way? I wannaz leavez
Why I left being dead
Why I left my mom's basement
Actually He is now a monk sent on a secret mission by his master..
Being a UA-camr is only his disguise..
No. He left the Shaolin Temple and escaped to America because he killed the emperor's nephew.
This comment made my day :D
He's actually iron fist in disguise
Lol
He’s coming for you!!
"100 years passed. And my brother and I discovered a new Avatar named Ranton. And although he's great at UA-cam, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Ranton can save the world"
This avatar references are hilarious
Me: Sees 69 likes
Also me: Feels evil
Me again: presses like.
Oh man hahaha!
HER NAME IS RANORRA
🤣😂 FAX
You left the Shaolin Temple
, because everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Lol
Lmao😂
lol it was time for him to combat the fire nation
Bro i'm crying😥♥️😂
@@stefan-1672 and it's also time for you stefan do go on your spiritual walk about and become with nature, make sure you packe your CBD oil and bug spray
ranton: its a very basic kick
guy: does the kick
me: dafuq
1:48
Burakismus LOL
@WE CONTROL CYBER NETICS B CARFUL WAT U SAY? I dont even know what you're smoking, but i wish i had some. Dont disrespect people that can kill you with a single finger though, and maybe tone down the random homophobic gay bashing a bit if you wanna come across as an educated individual... Oh and caps lock isnt cruise control for cool.
@WE CONTROL CYBER NETICS B CARFUL WAT U SAY? You need to talk to your dealer he's lacing some crazy shit
@WE CONTROL CYBER NETICS B CARFUL WAT U SAY?
Yep
i've seen everything
Why Kung Lao left the Shaolin temple
while Liu Kang keeps on training
Hahhahahahaha
@@jiyaoo I wonder how much pain you have to ignore before you burst into flames like Liu Kang.
This literally made me laugh out loud😂
Krystal Myth To the point that you became a turkey whenever you do a bicycle kick
he left the temple because they told him he was the avatar and he couldn't handle the responsibility.
And when the world needed him the most he vanished. And the temple hot invaded by the fire nation.
@@Davidtheboy4870you... You just switched it...
4th Reason: No murdered family, to provide motivation for 10 years of training to get revenge on the bad guy.
🤣🤣
Underrated comment xD
Your brother's soul is MINE
Damn I read wuxia novels too much xD
Dossier and Dragon BATTTMANNN!!!!
REAL Shaolin Disciple reveals TOP 3 REASONS why he LEFT SHAOLIN TEMPLE (NOT CLICKBAIT)
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE REASON #2!
CidGuerreiro1234 (GONE SEXUAL)
@@LouisVDon (gone wrong)
Gone in 69 seconds....the happy medium of this thread..buddha would approve..
Doctors will hate you because of reason #3
Ranton leaves Shaolin temple
Raiden: I must consult with the elder gods
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ な に
Kratos: They are on my list
I fucking love you😂
Fire God Liu Kang: I'm too busy wooing Kitana go away
@@pyrrehraus6571 "I must consult with Kitana"
“A very basic kick”
Proceeds to do a kick I couldn’t imagine
I couldn’t imagine what a A D V A N C E D kick would be 😦
A very basic kick looks more advanced than anything I have seen in Taekwondo.
@@michaelhill6377 As someone who practiced taekwondo. I can second this
@@michaelhill6377 as someone who practices tkd. I can say it was a very very very fast ass fuckin kick definitely couldn't do that
@@michaelhill6377 dude I have been in Taekwondo for almost a year now and I can't even do the 360 correctly, this monks train asleep or what!?
I missed my family *shows picture of a bird"
Sam the bird picture is meant to show that the bird is lonely
That was his father.
Mood.
🤣😂
maybe the bird's his "family"
Ranton: Ignores the pain
Pain: Understandable, have a great day.
Pain - "I thought we had something special?"
One of the better memes of Understandable, have a great day
@@gabikralj94 I see what you did there
Understandable,have a great day
Me: *Ignores pain*
Pain: *WHY ARE YOU INGNORING ME!!!* **PAINS EVEN MORE**
I love all of you guys in a different and I don’t care
It’s quite obvious really
He had to go to the Mortal Kombat tournament to save earth realm
He must consult with the elder gods!
But he only second best he must consult raiden then raiden need to consult to the elder gods
Lmfao
LIU KANG
In the movie, Liu Kang's backstory isn't all that different from his.
He left the temple to pursue memebending
Ayy Malohn
Chile anyway
Got to appreciate avatar the last airbender references
I am like 960
😂😂
So, let's see:
1- you developed some mysterious type of pain that they told you to ignore (what you did years later), showing control over your mind,
2- whilst training there you realized the importance of family and missed them, such a great emotional improvement,
3- you had the great idea of what to do with your life (the UA-cam channel)
All of that happened during your time in a shaolin temple.
Well, I guess the training worked just fine 🤣
Well done!
Damn, agreed 😂. Maybe one day he will go back to his master to thank him
Buddhism is sexist against women women cant even enter certain parts of the temples, nor can women be monks. The Tao even called menstruation unclean. Buddhism is even more sexist than Christianity, and Islam.. wake up. Which is why I find modern feminists that praise Buddha to be pathetic imbeciles.
No. Stop. Overtraining is not a joke. It can cause lifelong injuries. It is not "cool" or "wise" to ignore pain. It's good to push through discomfort, but pain should NEVER be ignored. Stop trying to rationalise objectively incorrect practices that have been outdated ages ago.
@@noxteryn this is why so many soldiers in combat arms have fked up bodies after they get out. They are told to ignore injuries and not to be a "bitch". Seeking medical attention is frowned upon because it means ur weak lol.
Just the thought of a shaolin monk (disciple) playing mortal combat in his free time... LOL
Playing mortal combat in attempt to continue his pursue at immortality (since he is no longer at the temple) ;D
Gonna practice those Kung/Liu moves
The only bigger LOL would be a farmer playing Farming Simulator in his free time.
Kombat*
@@Mark-nh7zg I did and do. Lots of farmers do but Farm sim is just so barebones its kinda stupid. Also the Scale is very annoyingly small.
*Liu Kang wants to know your location.*
*Kung Lao agrees*
Send location i smesh
Lmao
*Kitana wants to know Liu Kang's location.*
Who is Liu kang? Lol. Edit:Im guessing its a very famou monk
He literally will-powered the pain away, the absolute madman
That's what would have happened at the temple as well.
NawaZ Shariff i doubt it, if he continued to stress it it may have manifested into a serious health issue
@@Nawazaahr he's in the wrong place tho
should've went to the meditation only practice and will powered it that way
which is basically what he did once he started doing youtube and quit shaolin
problem with shaolin is they force you to train instead
@@madhatten00 They probably force it to encourage the use of will power.
Yes I to will powered my arm back
“In Shaolin, you are always in pain or sore somewhere in your body.” “I’m something of a ‘Shaolin Warrior’ myself”
*_When you got tired getting hit by a stick_*
Wasn't he like..one of the best shao lin at the temple tho
He ascended pretty quick
@@adorablecenturion8436 not really lmao
@@ForestWizardLookingForPotion What I'm getting at is he didn't get hit by the stick often
Neo no lmao
@@xFREEPALESTINE you are the second person to literally tell me the exact same thing
*Silence bottom*
He had to compete in the “mortal kombat tournament”
Edit: if this gets 1k like I guess I’ll have to try to get in the tournament myself I guess.... just got to learn that one move Johnny Cage dose..😂
Damn right. And he won, obviously. He aint ded
Shao Khan broke his little peepee
He consulted with the elder gods
The Abdominal pain was caused when he felt his alternate dimension self, named liu kang, get involuntary open heart surgery from the deadly alliance.. Its since been rettconned, hence the sudden stoppage in abdominal pain..✌
XD
He left the temple because he couldn't take the responsibility of being the Avatar.
=))))))
@Mr Guy not about his hair
Murkkz What was it about then? I’m sure you know. Even though it’s the fire benders who do shaolin Kung Fu The Avatar doesn’t. Air Benders don’t do Kung Fu. I’m pretty sure they do tai chi
@@thejoxter6315 why are looking this much into it, it was a joke Jesus...
Murkkz Eplain to me what the joke was about. The hair or the Avatar
I developed a similar unknown injury from parkour and mountaineering and it took digging into trapped nerves to resolve it. The nerve roots got crowded by the connecting muscles around the spine, intercostals and joints. It'll feel like a knife stabbing you in the muscle and will come and go. Doctors rarely ever pay attention to nerve conditions. If it ever happens again, pain attention to connecting muscles getting inflamed and pressing on your nerves. Meditation actually works on relaxing the deep tissue and fascia to eliminate the crowding.
Wow. Curious; did you try acupuncture?
@@j60centj acupunture is quackery.
I had a horrible “shoulder” injury. Nothing would help it go away or relive it, until I started massaging my neck near my spine and I have been feeling a lot better.
@@heavenlysteel8337 so is Hijama
@@Yanzdorloph true
"If you're not dead, you can train" LOL
😂😂😂that's rough man
This has has the same energy as, "Who knew you make a better sandbag than soldier?"
Sounds like the army
My dad used to make me work my choirs 8 hours after school if I had anything less then 105° fevor
Yeah that's a bit to far for some people I know I'm not tough enough for that outlook man 😅
"I wanna spread positivity"
Literally makes darkest jokes i've ever heard
Yet for some reason they make me smile and chuckle...
He makes them with such a positive tone and face and stuff so its fine
Men usually joke about things that are dark, depressive, frustratibg or pain. It's their way of dealing with something negative.
Hey that’s positivity to me
If u dont acknowledge the dark nightmares it gets bigger so when he makes jokes to bring light the dark m8
You did put smile on our faces - thank you so much for sharing your journey with us .
"very basic kick" very very basic, yeah lol
@cristopher wong it has a shorter name and its actually an easy kick martial arts just takes practice
@@kinginferno934 whats the name
We called it a butterfly kick, it helped if you had good hips and were double jointed.
an absolute mad lad? I thought it was a tornado kick
@@neattree8232 tornado kick is a rear jumping spin finishing with your leg at a 90 degree angle. Depending on how you do it, and your accuracy, it can be a lethal kick.
So you quit because you wanted to play Mortal Kombat 11
Why would someone ever do that? The game is trash lol
@@lawrencegore8342 How is it trash?
That would be me
TheFiReFasT , the monks must be proud 😂👍
@@Pelayum Gore is just being an instigator
Wow a monk who quit training because he was actually a gamer🤗
That’s how society should be 😤
@Fat kid from Up Kevjumba he left youtube to become a monk
@Fat kid from Up this dude is not a monk either...he is only a disciple also
@Fat kid from Up how is that a joke
Lol
You are very noble to dedicate 3 years of structured practice to the Way of Shaolin! Truly a feat! We are often our own worst critics. Perhaps your karma was calling to you & telling you through the body that it was time to leave. I have lived in a Buddhist monastery for a period of months & experienced the calling to leave after a time. The importance of the lay practitioner cannot be understated in order to bring the teachings to the average person. I am happy to see you followed your truth & that you have recovered from bodily manifestations. Being dedicated in body speech & mind doesn't mean we are perfect. As a Buddhist practitioner I admire your discipline. There is a place for everyone. Blessings!
queue one million views because he's talking about the temple again
He earned it.
The amount of jealousy that seeps through this comment😂
I can smell the envy
Can't point something out without someone making it about envy.
So what this man a Genius
But when they needed him the most..He VANISHED!!
And then the Coronavirus attacked..
Fire bending is based on shaolin kung fu
😂😂😂😂
@Hello No, water bending is the one based on taichi
Got to appreciate the avatar the last airbender references
Sounds like stress. Stress affects everyone differently. Sometimes it can manifests in body aches, or causes migraines and iritates pre-existing ailments. You were privileged to have trained at the Shaolin Temple. Your experiences can help someone else who might be interested in the martial arts or to go to Shaolin. You stayed there the time that you were able to do. It's not how long you stayed; it's what you do with what you learned. Glad that you are feeling better and your health has improved.
I would love to train at the temple and leave the stress im feeling right now
more like everything else except stress
he quit and blamed the masters for making the mistake causing him to have more pain... eventually the doctor can find the problem and his problem gone today... and he still dare to tell everyone he was the disciple...
@@ThienPowChong He didn’t blame the masters. I don’t know where you got that from. Because in the video he said they just told him to keep training despite having an injury and although that’s the tough mindset that they have at the temple, it’s not necessarily healthy. He was even upset because he thought couldn’t train anymore. I think you totally misunderstood the video. And he has every right to call himself a disciple, I’m sure all the monks accept him as one of their own when he was training there because he truly dedicated his 3 years at the temple.
@@ThienPowChong How is someone who was a disciple and trained with them for 3 years not a disciple?
I was taught by one of my teachers when I had met him years later and it stuck with me and meant so much knowing my young life is when he said,its ot where you start but where you finish and it's so true....I thank him everyday for that simple quote.
Playing Mortal Kombat while at the Shaolin Temple what a legend
Team Zodiac Official Kung Lao and Liu Kang
Mk Shaolin monks type beat
😂
Monks: if you're not dead you can train
Ranton: understandable have a great day
Doctors: looks like there is nothing wrong with you
*He leaves*
RANTON: I am a former shaolin disciple
RAIDEN: Don't worry, the elder gods chose you to play Mortal Kombat instead
He would make a great kung lao
HAHAHA
@@AyeOzZy Didn't Kung Lao left the temple as well?
@@SenoritoGhost Kinda yes. In MK Gold he decided to not return to the shaolin temple to live a peaceful life, letting everyone think that he actually died in MK 2. Yet this was short lived, as he got dragged back into the fight as Shinnok was invading in MK4/Gold
Thats anazing
*Discovers your channel from a MK11 review*
"Lol, it's funny that you say that you went to a shaolin temple, when Mortal Kombat has many of them."
*This video is uploaded*
"Wait, what?"
You should see his previous vids about his shaolim days then : ^)
@@DCapybara I'll check them out later. :)
Glad to see i'm not only one who's suscribed because of that review lol
Exactly me
Literally same lmao
2017- Why I Left Buzzfeed
2019- Why I Left The Shaolin Temple
2025- Why I Left Earth
2026- Why I Left Life
david ong fuckbro we went from leaving Earth to leaving life in a year🤣🤣
@@staple_boi well that escaladed quickly
I’m done 🤣
20??- Why I Left My Virginity
2030- Why I left reality
Lots of people underestimate 3 years....
imagine all of the things that happened in ONE year
Nothing happened
its weird, on some scales 3 years is nothing, the lifetime of the universe, the grand scale of things. but at the same time 3 years feels like so long, human life, lifespan of an insect, 1095 days in 3 years, and Im saying goodnight to another.
@@normalman4624 ma man
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
sounds like 3 years
I am a traumatology clinician in Taiwan. I received my traumatology training from a shaolin master. To be honest, the clinical procedures and skills are second to none, and it helped me built really good clientele base. A direct translation from the style is called Zen medicine. My question is, when you were badly injured, I was appalled that none of the monk doctors offered treatment, or was the treatment ineffective?
Temples specialize in different pursuits. Maybe in his temple they didn't have healers I'm thinking. I'm a Kung Fu Master and long ago I decided if you learn to hurt you should learn to heal. Today I'm very proud of my skills and knowledge.
@@alanwisse192 How long did you have to train to become a master?
@@ReblazeGaming 1985 to 1999 as a student then 10 years as a Master level teacher.
This guy is a fraud.
@@alanwisse192 Impressive
Ranton cried at the hospital.
I cried at the part where he talked about family values.
You can feel the guy.
Please do a TW: three kingdoms review
I’m just sick at those other UA-camr terrible mandarin pronunciation
Please pin this @Ranton
我爱你
@Kind Citizen oh please, have you heard Cantonese speakers pronouncing English? 😂😂 (I don't speak both languages btw)
Hey the batman death screen
"I'll put some nice images and videos over my narration so you don't get bored"
*Other UA-camrs could learn from this man*
You have to have the interesting images first though.
"Its a very basic kick"
my Leg: Understandable, have a nice day
Ranton: Telling his story why he left the temple.
My Mom: Videogames.
She technically isn't wrong lol
Tinder.
@@sneakysnake7695 yeah but parents use that for literally Everytime a child does something wrong or has a problem
@@grapeboi9256
Me: Face it mom, your fucking genes made me a defect.
Mom: Wha? How could you? Prove it!
Doctor: *Checks every possible reason&can't find any*
Mom: it's dad's fault
You left the temple and now will never find out how to perform Wushi finger hold and five point palm exploding heart technique
Кантемир Кодзоков he was so close but he quits.
*gasps* The Wushi finger hold!
He left because he found out that he is the avatar
Live action edition
Serenity all these avatar jokes are amazing😂
😊😂😂😂😂 nostalgia hit me so hard when u said that
He is too old to be announced he is the avatar. You have to be 16
He is The Last Avatar! (that has a UA-cam channel.)
Pain is not only your body getting rid of weakness. In quite a few instances, it’s your body telling you something.
The grandmasters should’ve been looking after you and the others better.
What’s the attrition rate?
Some good points here.
Gratitude. Reflection.
All the best.
I watched your Mk 11 review and it's so weird seeing you serius
He is only serious when he makes a video about shaolins.
Where did the German accent go
You'll get used to it
It’s funny how a former shaolin monk played mortal Kombat in his free time
All lives Matter just funny that's all
And we get the PS2 title
Mortal Kombat shaolin monks
Well, maybe he's a descendent of The Great Kung Lao, and he just doesn't know yet.
He was still a teenager.
I am not scared of your 1000 kicks,I am scared of your one kick that you practiced 1000 times.
10,000*
cringe
*10,000,000
Fulungsar Brahma Bruce lee. Also it’s “I am afraid of man that has done 1 kick thousand times than man that has done thousand kicks 1 time”-Bruce lee
I am really sorry but i heard this on a indian movie
Do a Liu Kang and Kung Lao Shaolin Analysis 🤔🤔🤔
Endgame mk11 Liu Kang? He's a God fam.
@@trevthekidd yeah he's a god now. Kung Lao is probably the only monk.
@@Dtzeo503 Fr, Liu Kang and kung Lao I personally like as a duo better than sub zero and scorpion honestly. Imagine kung Lao ascends to Godhood next game.
@@trevthekidd he kinda has because in liu kangs ending he becomes an elder god
So you can join the MK12 roster! End of story
Liu kang
Kung lao
Ran ton
New mokap
I am enjoying hearing about your experiences in Shaolin temple...I love the background music more than that..its very soothing!
When he quit shaolin
The pain: *ight imma head out*
This is not how memeing works
@@I_LoveBubbas well yes, but actually no
Lol
Lmao
It’s like he was supposed to leave the temple
I miss my family *Shows picture of a bird
maybe it was a symbol?
Whyyyy whyyyy why would u ruin such moment .....lol
@@sachinm1882 haha Ur right
its a homing pigeon lmaoooo
3 Main Reason Why He Left
My Head: Is It Because Liu Kang Was The Chosen One
XD
Maybe he was kick out by Shaolin temple for some reason we do not know. But still he already possesed that Shaolin strength to our society,what if he someday decide to going to bar and very drunk and start fighting and killing many people with his Shaolin power? He could be rethal and so dangerous man! Have you seen Taichi master movie about Zhang Bao and Jun Bao
Sounds like your injury could have been appendicitis. I had it when I was younger and had to go to hospital for a few days and then it went away. Just recently had a friend who experienced the same thing and it lasted well over two weeks. Glad to see you’re good and healthy now!
should've just done 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and 10km of running every day
Master your so... full of crap!
I’ve been doing it for about two years and I’ll be honest, you plateau after about 6 months lol
We have a manga fan in here lmao
@@scramie3761
manga? Me? I watched half the anime lol
Yeah Saitama knows!
He left Shaolin temple to protect the leaf village
Konoha! No worries we got Kakashi Hatake
@Kakashi Hatake what are the chances that someone with this user name replies loool
@Kakashi Hatake Haha Legend!
Naruto sucks
DriftRacer 67433 that’s funny. :|
"Why i left the shaolin temple"- some yellow ninja dude yelled "GET OVER HERE" at me and then set my room on fire
what movie is this?
@@arsamr.4646 Not movie, game.
@@damianwayne8948 what game then?
@@arsamr.4646 oh it's Mortal Kombat
@@damianwayne8948 thanks I remember now and at the same time feel like a dumbnut for asking.
"When the world needed him most, he vanished"
😂
Lol
You PLAYED MORTAL COMBAT? (WHAT!!!) …. DUDE YOU WEREERREEE MORTAL COMBAT!!!!!!!!!
He legit was liu kang without fire powers
Its mortal kombat...
LMAO 😂🤣🤣🤣
Do not EVER spell refer to MORTAL KOMBAT, by spelling it with a C. You peasant
@@AnthonyBoutdavong lmao
He had to leave because he laughed. Monks don't laugh.
Raiden : You were Earthrealm's champion ! You betrayed your vow !
Also Raiden : I must consult with the elder gods to find another one
raiden steps on stone and trips
Raiden: I must consult the elder gods
Raiden ganbare.
I feel your pain bro. (The bladder exams. I was a born with a small bladder, so I know from experience what those catheters feel like, because I've been tested twice for reflux.)
I know the feeling of being in pain and not knowing why it hurts. I was a dancer for my entire life, but in high school, my foot started to hurt. It felt like the arch was ripping in half.
Flash forward 7 years, several mris and ultrasounds that showed nothing, a year and a half of physical therapy, several misdiagnoses, 2 surgeries (one exploratory), and all we've found is that my arch did tear once, and collapsed another time. But it still hurts. All the time.
Sorry to complain on here, but I know the feeling of having to stop something you love because of mysterious pain.
The biggest mysteries of the world:
do aliens exist?
What lives in the ocean?
Most importantly,
What happened to Ranton’s abdominal muscles?
Quarantine?
1. Yes
2. Fish
3. He just had to take a MASSIVE shit
@@half.blight who??
@@half.blight 😂😂😂😂😂
@@crazyanimator2674 ranton
Everyone: *Why I left team 10*
Me, an Intellectual:
Team 10 is worth about as much as dog shit
Alec M That’s an insult to dog shit.
* Wow the shaolin monks allow computer
* Rhanton is German; never would've guessed
* The dove and the family bit looked adorable
The idea of train through all pain is anachronistic. It's like the old thought of football practices in intense heat and being deprived of hydration. It makes you weaker, not stronger.
Rest, nutrition and hydration are equally as important as the training itself.
Tell that to David goggins lol
It's a mental strength
you dont get it... this is a different culture we're talking about.
Lets Be Serious true, but it shouldn't be taken too far cause what's the point if you're physically unwell, or injured permanently / require long recovery time.
It’s builds discipline. It doesn’t care about your physical health. That’s the lesson. You just simply risk ignoring real dangerous medical emergencies. Typically this is only an argument someone who’s never played sports would make.
so basically you trained in the mystics art and developed mystic aids... cool
😂😂😂😂😭
Lmao bruhhhhh I can't 😂🤣😭 of all the comments, this one caught me off guard
LOL funny
Bruh he's not Doctor Strange lol
😂😂
He left Shaolin temple to join the community of SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON
Ranton was the chosen one to be become a real shaolin youtuber
Man seeing you makes me wonder how crazy other monks are if they had a UA-cam Channel. XDD lol
My grandmother was a monk in a Budhist temple, I'm not sure why she left, but I know that she didn't fit many of the like, "I am a silent monk, few words are wiser than many" cliches. She's just an old Japanese lady that likes to watch the news. I know I've seen some monks with Nirvana(the band) bags. and someone joked they probably don't even know Nirvana is a band and uh... Trust me, they are well aware. lol. They're not Amish, they go into the real world and talk to people pretty regularly.
it’s just mortal kombat jokes here keep moving
ty I stopped at this comment.
And avatar the last Airbender jokes
He left the Shaolin temple to train with Pei Mei and master the 5 fingers of death
5 point palm exploding heart technique
:D
He left to freestyle on Sway in the Morning? Bitchin!
@@pointlessopinion611 lol "shway" that's how Tory Lanez says it
Also using the Rod of Tachi Ba
As a professional drummer/guitarist of 17 years with multiple overuse injuries that made me question if I had to quit playing altogether; it sucks to hear the shaolin temple commits to overuse as a form of self discipline instead of a form of self control.
*You should have consulted with the Elder Gods!* 🤣
G Truesdale He may have!Some times the training in martial is brutal!
Me: Sooo...why did you leave again?
Ranton: The fire nation attacked
Me :O Ohhhhh ok
Ogway saved them
Oogway
He left the Shaolin temple for a girl named Shaolynn.
lmao
😂that was pretty funny to me
LMAO
Best pun
"I played Mortal Kombat there in spare time"
Me: Wait, that's illegal!
@Logan Titus your ignorance >>
I love all of you guys in a different way that I shouldn’t and I don’t care
The fourth reason why I left the temple is I love women
that ring on his finger no?
No ring on the finger doesn't mean that he is not married
That's the best reason of all.
Yup!!!!!Women is a very powerful weapon to man
Lol
I love how interesting ranton is: he has the most crass, rude, but hilarious sense of humor in most of his videos, but then he’ll sit down and do a more mellow video and you see how nuanced and calm and subtly funny he can also be. He also has incredible life experience
That’s true though... most kids don’t tend to realize all their parents actually do for them until they are older... most people don’t realize the importance of the bonds we make as humans until it’s too late....
I love multiculture
Next video: *I'm moving 3 years to Italy to master the pizza game*
IGotNoBeats right on right on... pizza is so simple and contains so much complexity at the same time
@@adamhawkins3890 true!!! 🙏🏻
IGotNoBeats wise man say forgiveness is devine but never pay full price for late pizza
@@adamhawkins3890 🙏🏻😂
IGotNoBeats 😉🤘
Shaolin life sounds exactly like military life. Who would have thought!
yup, just what I was thinking.
Everyone?
That's actually a pretty ironic comparison
Its kinda like the military but its fist fighting and using your Body more.
I was an airborne mp. I bet their training is far worse than even that
Why did you leave Shaolin temple
Him: "I am the immortal Iron fist, sworn enemy of the hand, I came back to destroy the hand"
Emmanuel Giyani and make a youtube channel
Not immortal
😁😂
💀😂😂😂
lmfao, that show is dope
Recently found this channel and love the content. Keep it up!
nobody:
UA-cam recommendations: Why don't you watch a monk explain why he left a certain temple
Yup lol
and you click it to encourage the algorithm^^
and the problem is
Same 😂
"If you are not dead you can train." I need to put that on a sign in my school lol.
You Monster!😂
@@gautam155 somemen just want to see the world burn😂😂
If you're not dead, you can dodge a ball
You are brave to admit your regret. Few people has the courage to do that.
You're an inspiration. Keep up, man. We are at your back. ☺😉
I didn't get why he regrets, though. He implies that after some months or years of not knowing it would go away while still at the temple? Weird!
Your point about family is correct. I think there’s a saying no man on his deathbed would say I wish I spent more time at the office.