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  • @brianmacgabhann5630
    @brianmacgabhann5630 3 роки тому +3733

    "You're incapable of that level of incompetence". Brilliant line: both an insult and a compliment at the same time.

    • @filthycasual8187
      @filthycasual8187 2 роки тому +235

      An insult to the fake one; a compliment to the real one.

    • @picknroll8221
      @picknroll8221 2 роки тому +12

      Hell yeah!

    • @jsullivan2112
      @jsullivan2112 Рік тому

      @@filthycasual8187 Aye. Geordi couldn't fuck shit up even if he tried.

    • @JaredAllegretta
      @JaredAllegretta Рік тому +35

      It's called a Complisault and the term for it was coined by one Britta Perry.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Рік тому +36

      @@JaredAllegretta Known as the backhanded compliment and whoever the hell Brita Perry is.

  • @jasonmckie4402
    @jasonmckie4402 3 роки тому +8922

    Riker proceeds to ask them random questions for the next half hour, "Have you ever walked out of the mall into a huge parking area and realized you'd forgotten where you parked your car?"

    • @SiveenO
      @SiveenO 3 роки тому +644

      Did you ever go mountainbiking?

    • @travisolson9413
      @travisolson9413 3 роки тому +480

      Have you ever leapt through the air firing two guns and yelling "Aaaarrrgghhhhhh"?

    • @JP33Ka
      @JP33Ka 3 роки тому +348

      Joey, you like movies about Gladiators?

    • @ExaltedDuck
      @ExaltedDuck 3 роки тому +391

      Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

    • @sabatino1977
      @sabatino1977 3 роки тому +207

      What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?

  • @kingishking
    @kingishking 2 роки тому +4955

    Riker, realizing this is his only chance to tell Picard to shut up without recourse, seizes the moment with an iron grip.

    • @leeb3579
      @leeb3579 2 роки тому +66

      lmaooo master comment love it lol so true

    • @johnmccay9815
      @johnmccay9815 2 роки тому +62

      When you know something is wrong, you may not be able to always explain the situation to others because they don’t see what’s happening and why.
      Knowing it, now just dealing with it. At some point you just defy the world illusionary subsequent behavior and make a stand for what you know to be right! No regrets.

    • @johnmccay9815
      @johnmccay9815 2 роки тому +3

      @Chip McGuire Crazy Right!

    • @ImJiom
      @ImJiom 2 роки тому +23

      when I watched the scene again with this in mind I died laughing

    • @MS-ns2pj
      @MS-ns2pj Рік тому

      Fire at Will!!

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 2 роки тому +4038

    Imagine a plot twist where it was all real, everyone was just having an off day and he just roasted the entire crew.

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator 2 роки тому +80

      Nope, there was just no getting around the fact that Minuette was not a real person, and everyone else except for Picard should not have know anything about her. 😒👎
      So, the whole thing had to be fake.
      Or course, I think Riker was wrong to tell Tomoloc that was how he knew it was all not real.
      If that had to be left unexplained to the audience as well, then so be it.

    • @jsullivan2112
      @jsullivan2112 Рік тому +74

      @@TheNoiseySpectator Woosh!

    • @jessicastoker8932
      @jessicastoker8932 Рік тому +30

      @@jsullivan2112 Right over their head, right?

    • @jsullivan2112
      @jsullivan2112 Рік тому +8

      @@jessicastoker8932 Oh whoops. Yes!

    • @kevinchun5242
      @kevinchun5242 Рік тому +6

      ​@@TheNoiseySpectator love that's what breaks the fiction.

  • @Absaalookemensch
    @Absaalookemensch 6 років тому +7795

    "You're incapable of that level of incompetence."
    What a well said compliment.

    • @Cathrope1
      @Cathrope1 5 років тому +243

      I'm going to have to find a reason to say that.

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 4 роки тому +210

      Both a compliment and a mild diss, suggesting that the real La Forge isn't this stupid, but is capable of some almost stupid stuff. Again, great writing.

    • @thegreatbamboozler4837
      @thegreatbamboozler4837 4 роки тому +38

      @@Cathrope1 Don't drive through Arkansas... they're capable.

    • @GamesCooky
      @GamesCooky 4 роки тому +81

      He said it like it was an insult, but it's actually a compliment. Interesting.

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 4 роки тому +14

      But it was said in Riker's angry voice...

  • @danboud8135
    @danboud8135 5 років тому +10581

    "Not this time. It's fiction. We made it up. It's a pure fabrication."

    • @macklee6837
      @macklee6837 5 років тому +315

      We gotcha.

    • @rebmcr
      @rebmcr 5 років тому +412

      This was created by a writer.

    • @Jesse12489
      @Jesse12489 5 років тому +63

      Damn you beat me too it.

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 5 років тому +70

      One again you are correct.

    • @chiisuchi1102
      @chiisuchi1102 5 років тому +200

      it's an urban legend that never happened.

  • @ElectricStardust
    @ElectricStardust 5 років тому +4863

    “You’re incapable of that level of incompetence, Mr Laforge!”
    Riker with the all-star backhanded compliment

    • @ElectricStardust
      @ElectricStardust 4 роки тому +110

      Throbelisk I wanted to argue with you about this but you’re right so I CAN’T, I won’t even TRY.
      Riker with the all-star complimentary put-down

    • @ElectricStardust
      @ElectricStardust 4 роки тому +55

      Throbelisk Not only are you a fake, Mr Laforge, you’re a bad fake!

    • @bagofchips8813
      @bagofchips8813 4 роки тому +6

      ElectricStardust LOL i approve.

    • @overgrownkudzu
      @overgrownkudzu 4 роки тому +28

      @Throbelisk no it implies that he's incapable of *this level* of incompetence, not that he's not incompetent, making it a backhanded compliment

    • @ajdominguez1002
      @ajdominguez1002 3 роки тому +32

      I knew something was up when homeboy didn't have on his visor

  • @AndragonLea
    @AndragonLea Рік тому +2333

    Thank god Deanna was present. Imagine how confused the bridge crew must have been without her there to explain that Riker is upset.

    • @BeatInMySkull
      @BeatInMySkull Рік тому +209

      I know. She's clearly an empath. She can just tell. It's insane

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner Рік тому +40

      I'm sure they put that in there as a joke. However if you had a real empath I think it would be hard for them to tell when everyone else already knows how the person is feeling. Just like it's hard for Data to know how much information is needed.
      Also, the show has to make the person's emotions and intentions obvious to the audience but they're not necessarily supposed to be obvious to the crew. I see that in other shows where it seems obvious that someone's lying, and the protagonist doesn't realize it.

    • @Draco137YT
      @Draco137YT Рік тому +36

      ​@@sarahberknerA real empath would be able to sense the tension of not just Riker, but everyone else in the room. She would have no trouble understanding everyone else's reactions.

    • @MrJes3141
      @MrJes3141 Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @MrJes3141
      @MrJes3141 Рік тому +4

      I just read this again and literal lol because it's so true.
      Thank you for that 😂

  • @TheSm1thers
    @TheSm1thers 5 років тому +4107

    Riker: "I SAID SHUT UP, AS IN CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND STOP TALKING !!!"
    Sherlock Troi: "I sense how upset you are. You're angry and impatient."

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 років тому +361

      Hilariously, spot on to her regular prowess and observation skills in the show.

    • @tach5884
      @tach5884 5 років тому +107

      @@InfernosReaper I just realized Team America had a main character just to make fun of her.

    • @TheSocketshock
      @TheSocketshock 4 роки тому +50

      shes like one of those fortune tellers

    • @acslater017
      @acslater017 4 роки тому +34

      For a sec I was afraid Riker was gonna give her the back of his hand

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 роки тому +52

      Since no one said it, i will.
      NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

  • @iannordin5250
    @iannordin5250 2 роки тому +678

    I really do love how what he's really pissed off about isn't just the mindfuck he's been put through, but also that his captors are immitating his friend's capabilities so poorly.

    • @Elly3981
      @Elly3981 Рік тому +22

      Riker's captors didn't know his friends as well as he did.

    • @zarrg5611
      @zarrg5611 Рік тому +8

      ​@@Elly3981 They're not even his captors.

    • @winnietheblue3633
      @winnietheblue3633 11 місяців тому +18

      He's a stickler for good holodeck programming

    • @sanjayraju988
      @sanjayraju988 7 місяців тому +18

      Troi is pretty accurate though.

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 5 місяців тому

      Wow, that's quite an achievement on your part. You managed to be offensive on three levels all at once, and only had to use 32 words to do so.

  • @NATESOR
    @NATESOR 4 роки тому +4341

    I tried this at work, and it didn't go over nearly as well.

    • @colnohman5255
      @colnohman5255 4 роки тому +59

      Was it an illusion...?

    • @dominicomegon4714
      @dominicomegon4714 4 роки тому +30

      oh no

    • @SCCyntax
      @SCCyntax 4 роки тому +18

      Top comment I read today lol. Thanks!

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 4 роки тому +6

      You didn't go all the way or you would have passed out when it dawned upon you what you just did.
      Good chances to wake up in a phantasy world after that, or at least one seeming so different that you could believe it.

    • @dbloyd2
      @dbloyd2 4 роки тому +18

      Someday, I hope to have a VR game you can capture your work environment and people and interact like this scene.

  • @lordskeletorde
    @lordskeletorde Рік тому +774

    Impressive how they were able to emulate Deanna's empathic abilities. No mere human or romulan would have been able to tell that Riker was upset.

    • @blackfalkon4189
      @blackfalkon4189 Рік тому +63

      I sense you are being sarcastic

    • @jamie2487
      @jamie2487 9 місяців тому +12

      Perhaps he's being sarcastic, he's a cardassian so not as easy to read

    • @h.a.9880
      @h.a.9880 8 місяців тому +10

      Must have been quite the challenge for the makers of that holodeck programm to make Deanna's uselessness so lifelike.

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@h.a.9880 No, in fact it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 7 місяців тому +6

      I am 100% sure it was a joke that was making fun of the fact that she is often Counselor Obvious. I also have a theory why she states the obvious, 1. The audience can often tell if a character is up to something though the others in the story can't, 2. It is possible Picard is particularly bad at reading peoples' emotions. 3. It would be hard for her to know when others can read someone's emotions, because she doesn't have to rely on facial cues and body language. It's like how Data doesn't know if he's stating the obvious.

  • @zelamorre1126
    @zelamorre1126 5 років тому +3172

    "You used a contraction, didn't you!" - Literally the only time it would be appropriate to sound accusatory with that sentence.

    • @EGarrett01
      @EGarrett01 5 років тому +23

      Grammar class?

    • @blaustein_autor
      @blaustein_autor 5 років тому +113

      @@EGarrett01 If you "accuse" somebody of having used a contraction, you probably shouldn't use one yourself ;) So yes, in this scene, where it is perfectly normal for Riker to say "didn't", but nearly impossible for Data to say "can't", even in a grammar class it would be more appropriate.

    • @EGarrett01
      @EGarrett01 5 років тому +7

      In grammar class, the students may be required to write a certain way as well. :)

    • @CodfishJoe
      @CodfishJoe 5 років тому +45

      Or when you're very suspicious somebody's pregnant and has been hiding it from you

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 4 роки тому +14

      Nice bit of writing. Like Riker is mocking him.

  • @SQUIZZLER24
    @SQUIZZLER24 3 роки тому +1590

    I love the way Jonathan Frakes delivers the words “Which sector?” to Worf. You can really hear the venom and disgust at being misled in those two words.

    • @imadrifter
      @imadrifter 2 роки тому +28

      😆
      0:51

    • @carminemurray6624
      @carminemurray6624 Рік тому +75

      Worf would recall in detail, any and all battle related data.

    • @Elly3981
      @Elly3981 Рік тому +22

      @Jaegar19Ultima And the fact that Data hesitated to answer Riker as well as used a contraction was a dead givaway that he wasn't the real Data either.

    • @VoodooTrashPanda
      @VoodooTrashPanda Рік тому +7

      I also love that this shows the Commander’s relationship with the crew. He knows how Worf got those scars, maybe stories over drinks.
      He knows how incredibly competent LaForge is, basically saying; you would be physically incapable of that level of incompetence if you actually were the man you’re pretending to be
      I want to watch TNG now, I watched so often as a kid whenever it came on SpikeTV.

    • @mariuszmiroslaw2290
      @mariuszmiroslaw2290 11 місяців тому +2

      Interestingly, we will hear the same thing if we ask William Riker what he was doing during the Dominion War 😂

  • @Eidlones
    @Eidlones 3 роки тому +2193

    They really nailed Deanna. At least they got one of them flawless.
    "SHUT UP!! I SAID SHUT UP!! AS IN CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND STOP TALKING!"
    "Will.. I'm sensing you're upset."

    • @TheCJRhodes
      @TheCJRhodes Рік тому +98

      "damn, she's got me there -_- "

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 Рік тому +195

      was it her empath abilities or her years of training as a therapist that let her to that conclusion

    • @Eidlones
      @Eidlones Рік тому +134

      @@FrancisR420 She really needed both to be certain, it was pretty subtle on Riker's part.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 Рік тому +82

      Deanna Troi, has the powers of two human eyes

    • @nicolevari4804
      @nicolevari4804 Рік тому +14

      i see your getting frustrated-diana bending like a 256 colour animted paperclip- need some help?

  • @SebastianRothwyn
    @SebastianRothwyn 2 роки тому +290

    TNG really had an all-star cast and (TV) crew. Not simply the acting or writing, but the score, soundscape, shot selections, and angles. All underappreciated.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Рік тому +8

      they cast actors as actors and allowed them to act. Not sure what television does these days, but not that.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Рік тому

      @@kuckoo9036 That was completely intentional. The one good song they had was cribbed from the 197x movie. The rest, Rick Berman had a policy of making the music suck so it doesn't distract the viewers. Once or twice they snuck in a good song accidentally / to spite him.
      This policy was apparently continued under Voyager. DS9 idk, someone tell me if they changed their music at all in seven damned seasons

    • @brians9508
      @brians9508 Рік тому +4

      Underappreciated????? What??? Seven hugely successful seasons and 4 blockbuster movies, and the show's production qualities are underappreciated??? By whom?

    • @liteknight
      @liteknight Рік тому +3

      ​@@brians9508that's still not enough appreciation, TNG is godly!

    • @iampaulzy
      @iampaulzy Рік тому

      I never actually liked the score - it seemed too bland and predictable. The Original series scoring was so much better.

  • @DiscordOfDave
    @DiscordOfDave 5 років тому +4461

    “Data, fold yourself twelve times.”

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 5 років тому +435

      "6 folds, huh? W-w-what do you guys have me in a series 9,000? You cheap insect f*cks didn't think I was worth your best equipment?"

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 роки тому +49

      The Dark Knight im sorry riker. Rick and morty did it second. I told them who we were dealing with. The hottest commander in the universe.

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 роки тому +42

      Sir, I can't, er cannot, fold myself into 4096 separate entities

    • @AColonDashSix
      @AColonDashSix 4 роки тому +27

      I told the money bugs we need top grade equipment.

    • @esjihn
      @esjihn 4 роки тому +8

      you got my nose bleeding.

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei 4 роки тому +3769

    I like how he's insulting everyone in the room knowing they're all fakes based on how incompetent the fakes are, but goes easy on Deana in case it is the real one.

    • @terryadams2652
      @terryadams2652 2 роки тому +264

      Yeah, Riker doesn't want to jeopardize his sex source (either fictional or in real life, behind the cameras).

    • @kevonmanuel
      @kevonmanuel 2 роки тому

      The vagina is powerful.

    • @johnradford7999
      @johnradford7999 2 роки тому

      thats riker , remmember he may want a fuck later ....

    • @gamewizardks
      @gamewizardks 2 роки тому +56

      She's the most fugable.

    • @brandonn6099
      @brandonn6099 2 роки тому +222

      She's the only one who said something completely true and did her job as normal

  • @tonioteach84
    @tonioteach84 5 років тому +3459

    Worf's hella generic answer "in combat" always cracks me up.

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 5 років тому +132

      Yeah, I pretty much figured "in combat", you f@#$ing dog face half-breed! I meant WHERE in combat? WHEN? What battle?? I didn't think you got it from sleepwalking!!

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 5 років тому +63

      Note how he says it so matter of factly.

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 5 років тому +21

      @Manek Iridius
      *folding arms across chest*
      uh-HUH.

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 5 років тому +117

      .. after the grilling an embarrassed Worf finally admits, "Okay, so I fell getting out of the sonic shower. I didn't want to look like even more of a buffoon. Thanks for nothing, Riker."

    • @dreamcanvas5321
      @dreamcanvas5321 5 років тому +46

      @@BlazingOwnager The real Worf would never be so clums- FOR THE HONOR OF KAHLESS, QUIT RUBBING IT IN!

  • @MATTtheSAVAGE
    @MATTtheSAVAGE Рік тому +241

    I always loved the throwaway line when Jordi couldn't get the computer fixed in less than thirty hours.
    " You're incapable of that level of incompetence, Mr. LaForge!" It was a small line that was a testament to Rikers knowledge and respect for the real Geordis skill level.

    • @The_Captain_1.0
      @The_Captain_1.0 Рік тому +5

      it's Geordi not jordi

    • @PaulStompbox
      @PaulStompbox Рік тому +5

      @@The_Captain_1.0 Yup. He got it right the second time (though without the apostrophe) and wrong the first time. _You're incapable of that level of incompetence, Matt._

    • @michaelorlando4761
      @michaelorlando4761 9 місяців тому +7

      It's Geordi, not Jordi. You must be an impostor. The real MATTtheSAVAGE is incapable of that level of incompetence.

  • @tonyjackson4078
    @tonyjackson4078 3 роки тому +1117

    Riker was like..."Get me Crusher and O'Brien, I'm not done yet!"

    • @tct72
      @tct72 2 роки тому +67

      And for the grand finale let's beam some red shirts into a sun.

    • @Broncort1
      @Broncort1 2 роки тому +61

      And get Wesley up here so I can tell him to shut up!

    • @piratemousey
      @piratemousey 2 роки тому +77

      "O' Brien's down the pub,boss"
      "Yes, at least he's real"

    • @whereisevan
      @whereisevan Рік тому +33

      "And for the love of god, someone go get Spot so I can tell him what a bad kitty he is!"

    • @blackjacktrial
      @blackjacktrial Рік тому +35

      @@whereisevan and get me Guinan so I can tell her the View from Ten Forward isn't all it's cracked up to be!

  • @DarkMetalOmega
    @DarkMetalOmega 7 років тому +4088

    "The Charade is over"
    *Goes from an actual room to a blue screen room masquerading as a room intended to project actual real rooms.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 5 років тому +305

      Which was still another charade.

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 5 років тому +331

      I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

    • @QuackersMcCrackers
      @QuackersMcCrackers 5 років тому +62

      @@Demiglitch Dude!

    • @roby.3428
      @roby.3428 5 років тому +24

      You need to stop. My head hurts...

    • @alexhetherington8028
      @alexhetherington8028 4 роки тому +9

      Ha ha ha my mind is now blown.

  • @tf2whackyengineer
    @tf2whackyengineer 8 років тому +2414

    "You're not capable of that level of incompetence!!"
    Umm... thanks?

    • @ProjectGrandMarauder
      @ProjectGrandMarauder 5 років тому +54

      “Um... Thanks? .... Now about that Raise...”

    • @itchykami
      @itchykami 5 років тому +12

      Commander, sometimes I like to run the diagnostic 8 times in a row.

    • @roadyogi1697
      @roadyogi1697 5 років тому +74

      He low-key complimented the shit out of his chief engineer.

    • @DrewLSsix
      @DrewLSsix 5 років тому +37

      Riker never watched Geordi try to talk to a girl....

    • @taxiuniversum
      @taxiuniversum 5 років тому +1

      😂

  • @fernandogarajalde4066
    @fernandogarajalde4066 3 роки тому +229

    RIP Andreas Katsulas; you were the best Romulan tactician in the entire Star Trek multiverse. Not to mention the heart and soul of G’Kar on B5. 😇

    • @leeb3579
      @leeb3579 2 роки тому +12

      just started watched B5 again truly amazing actor and shows

    • @theblasteffect4499
      @theblasteffect4499 Рік тому

      What's B5?

    • @liamdell6319
      @liamdell6319 Рік тому +5

      @@theblasteffect4499 Babylon 5

    • @FEiSTYFEVER
      @FEiSTYFEVER Рік тому

      ​@@theblasteffect4499If you haven't seen it, I envy you. I wish I could watch it all again for the first time.

    • @theblasteffect4499
      @theblasteffect4499 Рік тому

      @@FEiSTYFEVER oh. Yea I've heard of it.

  • @Tiger74147
    @Tiger74147 8 років тому +889

    Gotta admit, he delivered the hell out of these lines.

    • @Jedidiah_Martin_2
      @Jedidiah_Martin_2 8 років тому +73

      Johnathan Frakes really is a good actor.
      Side note: In every episode where Riker plays the trombone, that really is Mr. Frakes actually playing it [=8

    • @sarahkinsey5434
      @sarahkinsey5434 8 років тому +11

      Sometimes he plays good, sometimes its horrible though

    • @granfram2
      @granfram2 7 років тому +2

      I'm not at all sure this line is the Best in all the episodes, I use it all the time in political comments, while thinking how clever I am while typing! Love IT!!!

    • @solarisone1082
      @solarisone1082 6 років тому +7

      Frakes is far and above a better director than actor. He has his moments, though.

    • @flowerpt
      @flowerpt 5 років тому +3

      Setting aside Frakes for a moment here - I like this Riker who makes a decision and commits to it. This Riker would have had his own command by now.

  • @JoinHolmes
    @JoinHolmes 9 років тому +2879

    I love how he goes from each member of the crew, roasting them one at a time

    • @joshuagrahamcrackers
      @joshuagrahamcrackers 6 років тому +303

      I wish someone would roast me by telling me I'm incapable of incompetence.

    • @abrakadabra6584
      @abrakadabra6584 6 років тому +145

      @@joshuagrahamcrackers You're incapable of incompetence. Now shut your mouth and stop talking.

    • @iannordin5250
      @iannordin5250 5 років тому +153

      Notice how he isn't actually roasting his crewmates, everything he says is basically "you guys are nowhere near as competent as the people i know". It's actually pretty heartwarming

    • @andrewdevine3920
      @andrewdevine3920 5 років тому +17

      And I don't even know who you are, but I'm sure you're a jerk!

    • @Howyaduing
      @Howyaduing 5 років тому +11

      Wish some one did this on Discovery

  • @princeprocrastinate6485
    @princeprocrastinate6485 5 років тому +2123

    "Shut Up!"
    "I beg your pardon?"
    "As in close your mouth and stop speaking."
    Hahaha feels like Riker has wanted to say that to Picard for a long time.

    • @stewartfraser2574
      @stewartfraser2574 4 роки тому +27

      Naw , they get on fine.

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 4 роки тому +32

      Except Riker’s secret dream is to boot Pickard out to Admiral.

    • @txdomino
      @txdomino 4 роки тому +30

      But years later, Picard let's waman push him around.

    • @colnohman5255
      @colnohman5255 4 роки тому +7

      Maybe even the real actors..it was so pure...

    • @tyrantonion6660
      @tyrantonion6660 4 роки тому +13

      @Prince Procrastinate
      no he didn't want to say that, if he wanted, he would be captain on another ship a long time ago. For some reason he likes his position as Nr.2

  • @chrisflaherty8991
    @chrisflaherty8991 2 роки тому +21

    "Shut up!"
    "I beg your pardon?"
    "I said shut up, as in close your mouth and stop talking!" Classic.

  • @timgreen2764
    @timgreen2764 4 роки тому +1266

    Me: "OK, time to stop watching UA-cam now..."
    Recommended videos: No you CAN'T don't even TRY

    • @ping3791
      @ping3791 3 роки тому +4

      I suggest the same.

    • @richardaylesworth1460
      @richardaylesworth1460 3 роки тому +3

      A Di-Lithium crystal reconfiguration could be a factor. Just saying.

    • @traviswilliam5254
      @traviswilliam5254 2 роки тому

      Glad I didn't drop that hit of acid.

    • @terrealexander4442
      @terrealexander4442 2 роки тому +1

      It's 2:00 in the morning and I have to be to work in 6 hours or less

    • @tomcat321
      @tomcat321 2 роки тому +1

      That sounds like me thinking. lol

  • @Cptn.Viridian
    @Cptn.Viridian 4 роки тому +897

    "Will I sense how upset you are"
    I love how this is literally something she would say and Riker doesn't even contest that.

    • @johnradford7999
      @johnradford7999 2 роки тому

      thats because he wants a fuck later lol ...

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 2 роки тому +14

      That’s because she always says useless and obvious things.

    • @TheClintonio
      @TheClintonio 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@theylivewesleep.5139
      Alien: "I WILL KILL YOU AND CONSUME YOUR CORPSE"
      Troy: "I sense hostility and anger".
      A part of me wonders if she's just there to explain emotions to emotionally stunted people in the audience.

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 2 роки тому +8

      @@TheClintonio all I can say is that the episode where she loses her powers is both really funny and really annoying.

    • @earlgrey2130
      @earlgrey2130 2 роки тому +2

      @@theylivewesleep.5139 its not useless. It's called paraphrasing and a commonly used communication technique by medical professionals. You reflect what a person said to ensure you understood them and/ or to reflect their own emotions back to them, thus helping them to recognize and therefore deal with their emotional state.

  • @Cryptic0013
    @Cryptic0013 4 роки тому +3410

    "Will, I sense how angry you are..."
    *Riker squints*
    "Okay, maybe you're the real one, but the REST of you have suddenly become useless impostors!"

  • @Zoomer30_
    @Zoomer30_ Рік тому +11

    "You used a CONTRACTION! What do think this is, the first season?"

  • @Blahbevava
    @Blahbevava 7 років тому +3036

    Somewhere Wesley smiled when Picard was told to shut up.

  • @ndv135
    @ndv135 6 років тому +1937

    Everything Riker says in this scene could become a meme.

    • @We_Are_Borg_478
      @We_Are_Borg_478 5 років тому +146

      No you can't don't even try.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 роки тому +12

      We Are Borg 478 dude please use that as a meme

    • @Invisfire777
      @Invisfire777 4 роки тому +5

      Oishii Kudasai like this comment so Riker sees this

    • @We_Are_Borg_478
      @We_Are_Borg_478 4 роки тому +15

      @@BlackDiamond2718 I do every day in real life. Nobody gets it though because they only know the Jar Jar Abram universe.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 роки тому +8

      We Are Borg 478 sorry about that. Its pretty hard to understand considering i havent seen TNG for a long time. I was actually a kid when i started watching it. Thought it was cool but i did not understand it. Same with stargate.

  • @81Mace81
    @81Mace81 4 роки тому +871

    "Will I... sense you have a beard"

    • @colnohman5255
      @colnohman5255 4 роки тому +7

      Needs more Likes..🤣

    • @PrimalIceAlpha
      @PrimalIceAlpha 4 роки тому +56

      She's incapable of that level of competence.

    • @TheAction187
      @TheAction187 4 роки тому +4

      Will got a beard, Picard got a beard.....oh my god Avengers stole the beard thing from TNG

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheAction187 What's worse is if you watch through the original series of Star Trek, you will notice that TNG stole or remade the theme from several episodes.

    • @corwinchapman4565
      @corwinchapman4565 4 роки тому

      what's her name?

  • @TheCerealkiller148
    @TheCerealkiller148 2 роки тому +35

    "The charade is over"
    The charade was, indeed, not yet over.

    • @celestialrenamon
      @celestialrenamon 5 місяців тому +2

      They want the recipe for concentrated dark matter.😂😂

  • @theodehaney3895
    @theodehaney3895 3 роки тому +1072

    Good thing Dianna was able to sense how upset he was. She's so helpful.

    • @thereisnospoon277
      @thereisnospoon277 3 роки тому +124

      I sense that you are being sarcastic.

    • @theodehaney3895
      @theodehaney3895 3 роки тому +70

      @@thereisnospoon277 Deanna, I told you to back off!

    • @EGarrett01
      @EGarrett01 3 роки тому +33

      And the one episode where Picard was replaced by a clone who acted totally differently and they didn't know if it was him or not, she couldn't say.

    • @collincivish8962
      @collincivish8962 2 роки тому +28

      @@EGarrett01 In the beginning of the series Troi was basically eye candy. The actress wasn't comfortable with the form-fitting body suits and low cut tops they had her wear, but her choice was to wear them or not be on the show. Since she's just eye candy she can't really be solving major issues all by herself, can she?
      The truth is that if Deanna's character had been utilized to her proper potential, she could have avoided huge portions of their conflicts and problems. But if that happened then there wouldn't have been nearly as much show and the writers would have had to work even harder.
      So eye candy she remained, even after they started treating her character more "seriously." It's one of my only major complaints about TNG.

    • @EGarrett01
      @EGarrett01 2 роки тому +7

      @@collincivish8962 They could've had her character be of unique benefit to the crew more often. Like in the "fake Picard episode," she should've at least been the first to say that that's not Picard.
      Regarding the eye candy thing. Sometimes women are attractive or sexy. Just like sometimes men are tall or handsome. If you view that as something upsetting, you're going to be very upset very often and not change anything because people will always be attracted to each other and it's going to be a point sometimes in stories.

  • @BradleyBishop
    @BradleyBishop 4 роки тому +5786

    It's funny how Deanna's "power" is exactly the same: "I sense the obvious."

    • @icollectstories5702
      @icollectstories5702 4 роки тому +242

      It's a character flaw.😬
      I believe Marina Sirtis was irritated by this, feeling redundant.

    • @richardsturges2736
      @richardsturges2736 4 роки тому +251

      Within the context of the episode, it's supposed to be blatantly obvious because that Troi was an illusion, so therefore didn't have empathic powers. It's the kind of obvious statement a child would make, which is exactly what it was. In real life, (on the show anyway) her ability allows her to pick up on non-obvious cues and other more subtle emotions such as deception, and jealousy. Also she could sense another life form or sentient presence when the computer could not. I highly enjoyed this series so I will speak in its defense when necessary. I WILL say that it wasn't perfect, though.

    • @thomasstewart9752
      @thomasstewart9752 4 роки тому +99

      @@icollectstories5702 was that what Sigourney Weaver's character in galaxy quest was poking at with the "I have one job on this stupid ship" thing?

    • @AllahDoesNotExist
      @AllahDoesNotExist 4 роки тому +11

      @@thomasstewart9752 no I think that's one of the girls in the original series

    • @ConwayFreelanceDetective
      @ConwayFreelanceDetective 4 роки тому +24

      @@AllahDoesNotExist yeah, the comms officer, who you may notice doesn't exist on Next Gen in the same type of role

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good 7 років тому +2009

    Anyone else notice how much eye acting LeVar Burton is doing?
    "I have eyes everyone. . . . I HAVE EYES!!!"

    • @thatguy-bm1kc
      @thatguy-bm1kc 6 років тому +108

      (Hums to myself, "Take a look, it's in a book..." ) 😏

    • @GaryGuagliardoJr
      @GaryGuagliardoJr 6 років тому +164

      LeVar actually mentions this once in a behind the scenes clip. Something about how much of a challenge it was for him (who uses his eyes a lot in his acting, paraphrasing here) to act on a show where they are hidden all the time.
      So essentially, he's probably moving his eyes around like that even behind his VISOR lol.

    • @FatalJay
      @FatalJay 6 років тому +21

      It'sGood they said he always hated wearing the visor

    • @johnnyhb89
      @johnnyhb89 6 років тому +44

      Considering everything can be explained away on that show with science jargon, I like to think every episode Geordie could have had his visor done away with, but they kept it just to mess with the actor. There are like filing cabinets full of unused scripts where Geordie got new eyes only to have a __________ (warp core explosion, Spot the cat, transporter malfunction, etc) blind him again.

    • @andrewwblanchard6037
      @andrewwblanchard6037 6 років тому +16

      @@johnnyhb89
      🐯
      MEOW DUDE
      GEORDI :
      " DAMN CAT "
      🐯
      " THERE GOES MY NEW EYES "
      👀
      " BACK TO THE VISOR "
      👓

  • @ericrogal995
    @ericrogal995 2 роки тому +35

    This is an Oscar winning performance by Jonathan Frakes! The delivery is masterful with clear cut throat intention!! His total understanding and complete were with all is so intense and controlled. Just a stellar performance by a great actor! ❤️

    • @christopherhughes9787
      @christopherhughes9787 6 місяців тому

      They don't give Oscars for TV work.

    • @ericrogal995
      @ericrogal995 6 місяців тому

      Aren’t you a clever one?
      I was only expressing my “feeling” on his performance, not my preciseness on the exact award he should formally be rewarded with Mr. Emmy. Sheesh 🙄 🥸

  • @michiganjack1337
    @michiganjack1337 3 роки тому +1543

    I love that even though he is 99.9% sure that this is all a charade he still doesn't quite tell Deanna to piss off in the same manner as everyone else. One of the greatest Star Trek moments imo.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 роки тому +18

      I have to shut down the warp engines so we will be stuck on the neutral zone captain

    • @jeffnaslund
      @jeffnaslund 2 роки тому +24

      He loves her

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 роки тому +17

      @@jeffnaslund does he or does he love the idea of her?

    • @Altixis
      @Altixis 2 роки тому +12

      @@raven4k998 Who really ever knows

    • @lookupverazhou8599
      @lookupverazhou8599 2 роки тому +26

      @@raven4k998 How can you love anything but an idea of someone? Other people are only ideas in your head. That is as real as they get. If you love the idea of someone, then you love them.

  • @Tennishero
    @Tennishero 4 роки тому +2061

    The mind-fuckery Riker went through over the years, it's a wonder he could ever trust reality again.

    • @whiteWinter88
      @whiteWinter88 4 роки тому +240

      You're right... between this, his being kidnapped by those terrorists who tried to steal his long-term memory, and discovering his accidental transporter clone (who now goes by "Thomas"), you have to hand it to Riker for being able to stay grounded in reality.

    • @cjc363636
      @cjc363636 4 роки тому +174

      And that episode where he was a crazy man but then it changed to him in a ship play as a crazy man..... That episode always felt like a looping fever dream.

    • @UltimateEnd0
      @UltimateEnd0 4 роки тому +33

      Worf cucks him out as well. Ricker never breaks down.

    • @IMDLEGEND
      @IMDLEGEND 4 роки тому +102

      Picard had his share too, with that "There are 3 lights!" episode, not to mention being assimilated by the Borg,

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC 4 роки тому +59

      And Geordi was mindfucked by the romulans

  • @mrdoggo6094
    @mrdoggo6094 6 років тому +802

    In his head I bet he was like "whew thank god I was right".

    • @thegreatbamboozler4837
      @thegreatbamboozler4837 4 роки тому +58

      Now, he was thinking, "Finally, an episode written FOR ME!"

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 4 роки тому +12

      @@thegreatbamboozler4837 Yes! FRONT ROW!

    • @thegreatbamboozler4837
      @thegreatbamboozler4837 4 роки тому +10

      @@ZuluRomeo I would also have love to see an episode where Riker was indirectly related to Kirk.

    • @Waylock_The_Alpha_Omega
      @Waylock_The_Alpha_Omega 4 роки тому +1

      LoL hell yeah

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 роки тому +4

      @@thegreatbamboozler4837 Nah, the thing in shows and films where everybody is related to everybody is kinda weird.

  • @boxwi
    @boxwi 2 роки тому +52

    Imagine an otherwise normal day where Riker just randomly comes up to Worf interrogating him about his scar.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Рік тому +32

      On an otherwise normal day, Worf would enthusiastically discuss said scar, the location of it's acquisition, the species that left it, the placement of the sun(s) in the sky at the time.....

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Рік тому +21

      @@thebighurt2495 And what happened to the poor bastard who caused it.

    • @KevinKottom
      @KevinKottom 2 місяці тому

      So YoU wAnT tO kNoW hOw I gOt ThEsE sCaRzS?!

  • @driverAte
    @driverAte 4 роки тому +3338

    Wesley walks in: "I -"
    Riker: "Shut up Wesley!"

  • @joegrimes9232
    @joegrimes9232 4 роки тому +1719

    "Mr Data, have you ever been to Mardi Gras?"
    "Sir?"
    " Then who was the Cowboy? Can a houseplant save someone's life? Have you ever put on someone elses coat by misake and got more than you bagained for?"
    "I do not unders-"
    "You can't don't even try!"

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon 4 роки тому +80

      @Imperial Judesmen138 Jonathan Frakes was also in another show called fact or fiction. It became a huge meme when people would take things Frakes said on the show out of context. Those are some of the things he said

    • @chuckromano859
      @chuckromano859 4 роки тому +20

      Dogs barking,can't fly without umbrella!!!

    • @kevinstull8552
      @kevinstull8552 4 роки тому +29

      "Mr. Data, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

    • @chuckromano859
      @chuckromano859 4 роки тому +8

      @@kevinstull8552 3

    • @AZAce1064
      @AZAce1064 4 роки тому +12

      Data, why is a mouse when it spins? Because the higher the fewer commander.

  • @excelon13
    @excelon13 10 років тому +2627

    Riker: Worf, where did you get that scarf
    Worf: I got it as a christmas present
    Riker: Which wrapping paper, Which store, Which aisle
    Worf: .....

    • @usernamemoved
      @usernamemoved 10 років тому +60

      Scarf ..... FUNNIEST thing I have read all week!
      Thank You
      :-D

    • @DaiLusional
      @DaiLusional 7 років тому +69

      excelon13 three years ago you made this comment. 3 years later it made my day! Thanks excelon13 of 3 years ago.

    • @erikedlund8711
      @erikedlund8711 7 років тому +29

      That's not a good series of questions given that Worf received it as a gift; he probably wouldn't know where the person who bought it for him got it, much less the specific details of it (but maybe it's a Klingon tradition to interrogate the gift giver on details about the acquisition of the gift, wouldn't surprise me too much, Klingons are a little weird). Better would probably be to go "Which wrapping paper, who gave it to you, on what stardate?"

    • @dublonzky55
      @dublonzky55 7 років тому +6

      look fuck what any and all of you are saying or have said here, none of that matters when you see that THIS COMMENT HAS EXACTLY 420 LIKES
      NOBODY MUST EVER GIVE THIS COMMENT ANOTHER LIKE
      I'LL BE WATCHING

    • @TheRealBamboonga
      @TheRealBamboonga 7 років тому +1

      Disliked. But it's clear you like 420...

  • @Brian6587
    @Brian6587 3 роки тому +22

    "You're incapable of that level of incompetence, Mr. LaForge" LOL. Such a great episode.

  • @svarupa
    @svarupa 3 роки тому +150

    i really admire counselor Troi's empathic abilities. i wouldn't have noticed he was upset and angry...

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator 2 роки тому +3

      To be fair, that was not really her, it was a holographic simulation of her.

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 2 роки тому +20

      @@TheNoiseySpectator it was the most realistic part of the simulation.

  • @enricoharris1365
    @enricoharris1365 4 роки тому +2270

    I love how he went hard on everyone else and just tells Deanna to back off. Even as a falsehood he still has the feels.

    • @ZaGoudou
      @ZaGoudou 4 роки тому +123

      Symptom of simpdom

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 4 роки тому +20

      Nah, I'm sure it was the possibilities of Holodeck Deanna Troi. You don't want to piss her off.

    • @lloydnicholls1439
      @lloydnicholls1439 4 роки тому +106

      It's not weak to have feels, don't hate on love.

    • @ZaGoudou
      @ZaGoudou 4 роки тому +41

      @@lloydnicholls1439 Agreed. Of course there are different kinds of love. Maybe Riker went easy on the illusory Deanna because he didn't have anything in particular to say to such an obvious simulation. Riker 'loves' all his friends, in different ways. Also The Enterprise Herself. Imagine someone imitating your home and friends and pretending to know what they all are about. So I think Riker maintained his composure pretty well overall in that situation.

    • @Ragitsu
      @Ragitsu 4 роки тому +21

      @@ZaGoudou ^ Modern political stupidity/terminology being brought to where it doesn't belong and isn't welcome.

  • @Binford8100
    @Binford8100 7 років тому +495

    "You're incapable of that level of incompetence."
    Wish I could say that about my co-workers...

    • @MateDrinker33
      @MateDrinker33 6 років тому +2

      Binford8100: You must work in a call center. :D

    • @KennethSee
      @KennethSee 5 років тому +6

      Wish I could say that about my boss....

    • @uruiamnot
      @uruiamnot 5 років тому

      Try me!

    • @chrisguy6301
      @chrisguy6301 5 років тому

      They need to know.

    • @DaveTingwaldd
      @DaveTingwaldd 5 років тому +1

      Yup, my co-workers are capable of exactly that level of incompetence. lol

  • @NicQuattromani
    @NicQuattromani 3 роки тому +49

    I love Data's befuddlement at 1:08. Not an expression you see on him very often!

  • @KhanGarth
    @KhanGarth 7 років тому +1632

    Riker's biggest tip off should've been that their uniform style hasnt changed at all in the last 16 years.

    • @trogdorrules
      @trogdorrules 6 років тому +166

      For real, Starfleet uniforms change like every few years.

    • @KnightRanger38
      @KnightRanger38 6 років тому +45

      There might have been a extremely small chance that the uniform had gone back to the way it was 16 years previously - but yes it does seem that the group that designs the uniforms get some sort of bribe from the companies that make them...

    • @jshariff786
      @jshariff786 6 років тому +42

      The original series movie-era uniforms were in use for decades. From late-23rd century until well into the mid-24th. Clearly occasionally Starfleet likes a design and decides if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    • @wcoleman99
      @wcoleman99 6 років тому +5

      @@KnightRanger38 well considering geordi had the alternate timeline uniform after yesterday's enterprise, I'd be wondering why he had the same uniform as everyone else

    • @RandomRandom-um1wi
      @RandomRandom-um1wi 6 років тому +24

      The comm badges changed though.

  • @gaoutlaw
    @gaoutlaw 10 років тому +2087

    "Shut up! As in, close your mouth and stop talking." LMAO

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 10 років тому +44

      Best comeback ever!!

    • @BobM925
      @BobM925 10 років тому +58

      alucard624 Yup. I actually remembered and used that very line during an argument at work a while back. It worked too!

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 10 років тому +28

      I think he wanted to own Picard a long time ago.

    • @benedictifye
      @benedictifye 10 років тому +33

      Deanna, back off.

    • @SpazzyMcGee1337
      @SpazzyMcGee1337 10 років тому +79

      He was testing the whole bridge crew but he simply told Picard to shut up. It's like he had been wanting to say that for years! XD

  • @momentary_
    @momentary_ 11 років тому +611

    Riker: I said shut up, as in close your mouth and stop talking.
    Picard: Get my belt.

    • @TheCheriashley
      @TheCheriashley 5 років тому +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @Croftice1
      @Croftice1 4 роки тому +2

      @Matrix29bear That would be the best ever use of the "Fire at Will" phrase. XD

  • @mobeck
    @mobeck 2 роки тому +38

    Data is a revolutionary, ultra-advanced being capable of things nobody else can do. On numerous occasions he was the only reason the Enterprise survived, he can evolve and upgrade himself with emotion chips and the like, but there is no way in hell he's capable of combining the words 'can' and 'not' -- it's just too hard.

    • @carriebryan1211
      @carriebryan1211 10 місяців тому +1

      I spoke German until I was 5yo. German has contractions, but not in the same places as English. I've been speaking English for 67 years now, and I still tend to not use them: I go back and edit my text to put them in. If Data spent the first X years of his existence without contractions, he may still need a separate grammar loop to put them in.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 9 місяців тому +5

      Programming.
      Its a thing.

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 8 місяців тому +1

      It's not that he couldn't, but that he'd never done so up to that point

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 7 місяців тому

      I've always thought that was weird, and even more so now because my cheap smartphone can recognize contractions, both with auto-correct (Im to I'm) or if I use voice to text.
      Picard season 3 spoiler: Data can finally use contractions.

    • @filmscorefreak
      @filmscorefreak 3 місяці тому +1

      Data is able to repeat what anyone has said in their own voice, what if they used a contraction? If words are just sounds, Data not being able to reproduce those sounds is kind of ridiculous. Plus in TNG's very first episode (Encounter at Farpoint) he uses contractions often. I think that bit of "programming" is a flaw/hindrance by the show's writers.

  • @RockBrentwood
    @RockBrentwood 5 років тому +404

    2:08 Riker breathed an audible sigh of relief. "Oh good, it's *only* Romulan detainment. It could be worse. For a while, I was starting to get a little worried that that might have been the real captain!"

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 роки тому +12

      Or that a little boy alien might have been watching him in the can

    • @beepthemeep12
      @beepthemeep12 4 роки тому +11

      Well shit, I just told my mentor and superior to shut up and called my engineer incompetent. Fuck.

    • @ernestbrown9660
      @ernestbrown9660 4 роки тому +15

      "For a while, I was starting to get a little worried that that might have been the real captain!"
      ...just wait 25 years.

    • @Superman_Not_Clark_Kent
      @Superman_Not_Clark_Kent 3 роки тому +3

      @@MegaZeta they're Romulans. Yes, they watched him take a dump.

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle 4 роки тому +499

    "Acting is yelling!" - actual quote from a very self-aware Jonathan Frakes

    • @WolfFireheart
      @WolfFireheart 3 роки тому +4

      ACTING!
      ( Honest Trailers - Star Trek: The Next Generation, for those that don't get it :p )

  • @AColonDashSix
    @AColonDashSix 3 роки тому +1282

    What I like about this is how Riker dismantles the illusion using the knowledge of his crewmen.
    He specifically targets parts of their personalities only he would know.
    For example; Picard wouldn't have shut up when told to and Troy would have absolutely freaked out if told to "back off"
    He used his personal relationship with his crew to prove his point.
    That's why he's Captian material and has been so for so long.
    To the point Picard asks him why he keeps denying the positions offered to him.

    • @Dryzark
      @Dryzark 2 роки тому

      Troi

    • @AColonDashSix
      @AColonDashSix 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dryzark sure w/e

    • @DM-kv9kj
      @DM-kv9kj 2 роки тому +33

      I love people on UA-cam. "What I like about this is the whole point of what it is." Yes, well done.

    • @AColonDashSix
      @AColonDashSix 2 роки тому +40

      @@DM-kv9kj Get over yourself.
      Riker also challenges Data's computational ability and Jordy's technical skill ... neither of which are personality attributes.
      Yeah I _love_ people on UA-cam too ... try to point out a minor flaw and still manage to completely miss it with their own 8th grade take 😒

    • @eddthehead123
      @eddthehead123 2 роки тому

      @@AColonDashSix Woo! UA-cam assholes coming out again!

  • @quicksilvertongue3248
    @quicksilvertongue3248 2 роки тому +83

    You gotta love Will's face at the beginning of this clip; he's already figured it out, and now he's just building an airtight case to confirm what he knew the moment he saw his "wife" in the previous scene. Funny part is, when Tomalok says "the charade is over", that's also a lie; there's more to come AFTER this amazing clip. Not the absolute best episode of season 4, but a good example of the generally high bar of quality we get from that season onward (and 3 was at least starting to get that good; 7 drops off a little but not much IMO, and 5 and 6 are absolute gold with few exceptions). By the way, I never noticed before that Troi has yet another new hairstyle in this episode, never seen elsewhere.

    • @humanbeing4995
      @humanbeing4995 Рік тому +4

      What I never understood is why the charade was even dropped. I've found myself in situations where I know I was being deceived, I think we all have. After going back and forth one starts getting comments like "You always have to be right' or "I feel like I'm being trapped by all the questions." or "You're just being an asshole". I guess I'm saying that if they had kept going long enough he'd be curled into a corner drooling and doubting his own sanity. So why stop? Romulans aren't above torture and they wanted information. Kept the plot going I guess.

    • @julieetscheid9682
      @julieetscheid9682 Рік тому +7

      @@humanbeing4995 In this episode, it was a lonely boy with an advanced holodeck that his mom set up for him to keep him from feeling lonely (she kept him underground to be safe from invaders and was never able to return). He lured Riker there out of loneliness. For the boy to keep going with the charade even after Riker figured it out after the Romulan illusion would have been pointless and cruel, as the boy was not malevolent. What you are describing would be Frame of Mind, in Season 6, Episode 21, with those holding the "puppet strings" around Riker having much darker reasons for a charade.

    • @humanbeing4995
      @humanbeing4995 Рік тому

      @@julieetscheid9682 Agree, Though if pulled from his own consciousness or the result of some intelligence I can't see why they would relent at all. Deception was the chosen manner of communication.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +1

      I mean, Riker should have known better - no actual Romulan would create _that_ sloppy a charade. Ok, maybe Sela.

    • @quicksilvertongue3248
      @quicksilvertongue3248 Рік тому +1

      @@dmgroberts5471 I mean, you don't want half-assed Romulan schemes, don't hire a half-Romulan to scheme them.

  • @mybocks3
    @mybocks3 4 роки тому +2430

    What I don't get is if they were fakes, *how was Troi so amazingly perceptive? She knew **_exactly_** what Riker was feeling.*

    • @p.w.5199
      @p.w.5199 4 роки тому +129

      I KNOW!!!! truly amazing !!!!

    • @bcatypical
      @bcatypical 3 роки тому +78

      Well, she knew the words to say, at least.

    • @roninmarketingproductions
      @roninmarketingproductions 3 роки тому +49

      The child could read his mind

    • @ytmndan
      @ytmndan 3 роки тому +150

      Considering he had just irreparably ripped into 4 of his closest companions and basically ruined career at Starfleet, it wouldn’t take a Betazoid to pick up on his emotional state.

    • @skaie.
      @skaie. 3 роки тому +58

      /r whoosh

  • @IanDoesMagic
    @IanDoesMagic 4 роки тому +487

    "Will I sense how upset you are," how could they copy her incredible empathic powers???

    • @jove1155
      @jove1155 4 роки тому +16

      Guinan really should have taken her job when she lost her powers.

    • @jaystarr6571
      @jaystarr6571 4 роки тому +13

      I have a 3 year old boot that can copy her powers.

    • @thebookwasbetter3650
      @thebookwasbetter3650 4 роки тому +5

      I use that line on my girlfriend when shes angry.

    • @IanDoesMagic
      @IanDoesMagic 3 роки тому +5

      @Amy Wade You must be thinking of modern trek...

    • @fuckgoogle3516
      @fuckgoogle3516 3 роки тому

      Captain Hindsight from South Park

  • @ablestmage
    @ablestmage 4 роки тому +2093

    Geordi: I'm running a level one diagnostic!
    Riker: You're incapable of that level of incompetence!
    Troi: Will, I can sense you're upset.
    Riker: Your level of incompetence is pretty accurate!

    • @Unethical.FandubsGames
      @Unethical.FandubsGames 4 роки тому +64

      Troi was astoundingly accurate. It's scary how her incompetence carries through to every episode and fantasy.

    • @domainofthesun4400
      @domainofthesun4400 4 роки тому +14

      this got a genuine LOL out of me, thanks, I needed that

    • @bespectacledheroine7292
      @bespectacledheroine7292 4 роки тому +32

      I love Troi and am an avid defender of her character but this was definitely funny.

    • @AdmiralKarelia
      @AdmiralKarelia 4 роки тому +14

      @@SimuLord Thing is, she was a LOT better in her few scenes in the movies and her guest appearances on Voyager. It was mostly just TNG where she was really wooden and uninteresting.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 4 роки тому +25

      @@AdmiralKarelia Yes, she can act but the scripts did not give her much to work with.

  • @stewarthonnorhonnor6484
    @stewarthonnorhonnor6484 2 роки тому +7

    Truly fantastic. One of the best epiosdes ever. " ..as in close your mouth" that was shockin.
    Loved ths since the day it aired.

  • @nitpicker9406
    @nitpicker9406 8 років тому +2436

    0:45 Riker: Worf, tell me how you got those scars
    Worf: My father was a drinker, and a fiend....

    • @dar89ren
      @dar89ren  8 років тому +192

      why so serious?

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 8 років тому +132

      Or it could be he had a beautiful wife. Who tells him he worries too much. Who tells him he ought to smile more.

    • @OAleathaO
      @OAleathaO 8 років тому +154

      And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the family Bat'leth to defend herself. He doesn't like that....not...one...bit.

    • @joemasters2270
      @joemasters2270 8 років тому +48

      Father drank too much blood wine

    • @communistsociety
      @communistsociety 8 років тому +12

      +Aleatha Vogel hahaha

  • @lucypher8223
    @lucypher8223 4 роки тому +218

    The dude knows his crew, respect and admiration, he didn't take long to see through the facade

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 2 роки тому +2

      yeah so true Geordie was a lot better at his job then in that charade

    • @randomuser8945
      @randomuser8945 2 роки тому +7

      Actually right before this scene, they HAD convinced him it was all real. His realization came when he finally looked at a picture of his dead wife, and she was a woman he knew for a fact had never existed except for a brief time in the holodeck.

    • @mrmoralman1
      @mrmoralman1 2 роки тому +2

      Well, it took him the whole episode to get shit realised

  • @AstroTrain100
    @AstroTrain100 7 років тому +693

    Riker "Worf where did you get that scar?"
    Worf " in Combat"
    Riker "What Battle?"
    Worf " when I was captured by the Jem'hadar"
    Riker - "When?"
    Worf - "when I served on DS9"
    Riker "which sector?"
    Worf " it was in the Gamma Quadrant sir"
    Riker " Oh, Sorry Mr. Worf"

    • @murf0118
      @murf0118 5 років тому +27

      @Mathieu Champagne That would be Yavin 4.

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 5 років тому +9

      murf0118 it is battle of yavin as in the gas giant and it’s moons, not just yavin 4

    • @yuzzem64
      @yuzzem64 4 роки тому +2

      But that wouldn't have happened yet

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 роки тому +4

      "On DS9? Don't you mean Deep Space Nine?"

    • @alexhetherington8028
      @alexhetherington8028 4 роки тому

      Ha ha

  • @georgesouth4469
    @georgesouth4469 3 роки тому +17

    Riker: “You’re incapable of that level of incompetence, Mr LaForge!"
    LaForge: How do you know? I'm capable of all kinds of incompetence!"

    • @chrisw6164
      @chrisw6164 Рік тому +2

      Only with women

    • @AllYourBaseAreBelongToU5
      @AllYourBaseAreBelongToU5 Рік тому +2

      @@chrisw6164Especially married ship designers whose Starfleet records are used to create a holographic fantasy woman.

  • @Laconic913
    @Laconic913 8 років тому +2654

    Let's see, yep, typical Riker episode.
    Picard episode: either something from his past or something from THE past (archaeology/history)
    Data episode: Wants to be more than a robot
    Worf episode: Struggle to live up to Klingon heritage
    Geordi episode: Geordi trying not to be a loser
    Troi episode: Wishing she was anything but a ship's counselor and/or momma issues
    Riker episode: Riker loses his mind

    • @WaterCrane
      @WaterCrane 8 років тому +477

      Wesley Crusher episode: "Shut up, Wesley!", saves the ship and the day, everyone hates him even more!

    • @deathmwauthzyx3537
      @deathmwauthzyx3537 6 років тому +138

      @Laconic913 Picard had several episodes involving diplomacy and relations, first contact roles, arbitration....Data was already more than a robot, he's an android.....Nailed the Worf, sorta right about Geordi, Nailed the Troi, Riker has many episodes where he fights, commands the ship in combat, away missions, investigative roles, tutors, one ups rivals in competition, chases Troi around for her affection....

    • @heretic3935
      @heretic3935 6 років тому +234

      That's not fair. Riker had one of the best episodes ever, where he was part of an officer exchange program with the Klingons. He went over to a Klingon ship to be their XO, it was amazing.

    • @samuelwaymon
      @samuelwaymon 6 років тому +184

      You could add,"Riker trying to bone anything that seems to be intelligent life".

    • @aussj4link
      @aussj4link 6 років тому +59

      @@samuelwaymon Riker is very Kirk-eske in that regard lol

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon 7 років тому +283

    "Sir, I've been upgraded to perform contractions years ago."

    • @Tesana
      @Tesana 5 років тому +4

      'Twould be rather funny, but probably not awesome, @The Fandom Menace.

    • @aviation_nut
      @aviation_nut 4 роки тому +9

      @The Fandom Menace I cunt operate as quickly-- oh shit.

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 4 роки тому +4

      I was thinking Riker didn’t give him a chance to answer.

    • @jeanlukvolker2358
      @jeanlukvolker2358 4 роки тому +6

      When
      Where
      Who upgraded you
      How did he upgrade you
      What did he look like?
      Hah. I would get him quick

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 4 роки тому

      Jeanluk Volker
      Data “I did the work myself sir!”

  • @jonyorg1294
    @jonyorg1294 6 років тому +40

    I just realized how impactful the orchestral tracks are in TNG.
    That percussive-string dissonance creates so much intensity in these scenes.

  • @chaff5
    @chaff5 2 роки тому +29

    They got Deanna spot on; screaming and telling his old friend and former commanding officer to shut his mouth. "I sense you're angry." Yeah, no shit.

  • @HighAdmiral
    @HighAdmiral 4 роки тому +603

    "I sense how upset you are"
    "A BLIND, DEAF COMATOSE LOBOTOMY PATIENT COULD FEEL MY ANGER"

    • @braynceltheartificer
      @braynceltheartificer 4 роки тому +31

      Nice set of lungs you have there.

    • @ekkenskeld
      @ekkenskeld 4 роки тому +16

      @@braynceltheartificer That's it, I'm officially scared.

    • @richardtawse8613
      @richardtawse8613 4 роки тому +5

      Brilliant!

    • @HeliosKafar
      @HeliosKafar 4 роки тому +19

      The last place I would expect The Old Republic reference! :O

    • @johnnycheung5824
      @johnnycheung5824 4 роки тому +5

      "You used a contraction, didn't you!" - Literally the only time it would be appropriate to sound accusatory with that sentence.

  • @marich91
    @marich91 4 роки тому +197

    I couldn't stop laughing at Picard looking like an old kung-fu master with his hair, beard and kimono-like admiral suit :')

    • @marcusbullock630
      @marcusbullock630 2 роки тому +4

      Its a dress. A literal dress.
      Theres an episode where he wears another one. Honestly i hated whenever that fruity crap would appear.

    • @joosoo
      @joosoo 2 роки тому +1

      @@marcusbullock630 Bro, you're getting a little twisted over some robes, chill.

  • @Liquidcadmus
    @Liquidcadmus 3 роки тому +381

    Ryker is such an under appreciated badass. as his character got developed over the course of TNG he became pretty awesome.

    • @kailanirhys6107
      @kailanirhys6107 3 роки тому +15

      I loved how he was so tall, and with his back issues. He would always sit on thr chairs by stepping over the back of them.

    • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
      @simon-peterwilliamson2412 3 роки тому +6

      I liked him from season 1

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 роки тому +15

      what do you mean 'under appreciated?' It's one of the most beloved characters in all Star Trek...

    • @randomuser8945
      @randomuser8945 2 роки тому +1

      @@robertnett9793 He was the official galactic vaginal inspector of the ship. Only Kirk held that title before him.

    • @tee8584
      @tee8584 2 роки тому +2

      i missed her wearing the uniform miniskirt…

  • @JamesQMurphy
    @JamesQMurphy 3 роки тому +12

    Riker: "... or shall we end this charade?"
    Picard: "... it's pronounced sha - _ROD_ !"

    • @beauxr.benoit1374
      @beauxr.benoit1374 2 роки тому +1

      And he said it that way on purpose and knew he was right when it didn't happen.

    • @SaltpeterTaffy
      @SaltpeterTaffy 11 місяців тому

      Haha, shuh-RAID you are!

    • @PlasmaCoolantLeak
      @PlasmaCoolantLeak 3 місяці тому +1

      I recall in the teaser for the episode Riker did say "sha-ROD." Sure, I can recall a teaser from from nearly 34 years ago, but ask me what I had for breakfast last Monday, lol.

  • @rudolphg76
    @rudolphg76 7 років тому +6120

    "Will, I sense how upset you are." Looks like the holographic Deanna is just as useless as the real one.

    • @xxxradicaldreamerxxx
      @xxxradicaldreamerxxx 6 років тому +458

      At least they got one of them right.

    • @williamharrison4739
      @williamharrison4739 6 років тому +49

      well the real one balls everyone improving moral

    • @Rob_Cahill
      @Rob_Cahill 6 років тому +35

      I sense truth in the original post. Lol

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 6 років тому +253

      One would assume that a woman who can literally senses hidden emotion would be the most useful member on the crew of a diplomatic ship. But boy would you be wrong.

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 6 років тому +168

      @WolfgangLMclain As funny as that is, I think her species is just pulling a con. As she doesn't really sense hidden emotions just states what is obvious from typical social cues. Guess it's a good way to secure fancy psychology jobs. That or everyone in the future just has aspergers , so her species simply seems like they're mystical empaths.

  • @MrVestek
    @MrVestek 11 років тому +1285

    "Will I sense how upset you are!"
    Really Deanna, REALLY?!

    • @soslothful
      @soslothful 11 років тому +63

      Yes,she always had something inane to say. Her character added nothing and detracted much.

    • @ELMtree2of2
      @ELMtree2of2 11 років тому +13

      soslothful Emotional awareness isn't 'nothing'.

    • @soslothful
      @soslothful 11 років тому +90

      It takes little emotional awareness to observe someone shouting and showing anger in his face to deduce that person is feeling hostility. Brilliant counselor! Have a chocolate.

    • @ELMtree2of2
      @ELMtree2of2 11 років тому +35

      a) this isn't the real Deanna Troi b) her empathic counselling skills are an essential component of the crew's functionality.

    • @soslothful
      @soslothful 11 років тому +38

      True, she was a holodeck projection. Still her Enterprise character was very much the same. The crew may benefit from a compassionate,insightful counselor but the emphatic aspect,even within the Star Trek world is hokey. I suspect her greater role was to set up a romance for Riker. Otherwise she was an extraneous,an rather irritating, character. I also find her acting rather unconvincing.

  • @stevenfoster9402
    @stevenfoster9402 4 роки тому +1550

    Riker: WORF, where did you get that scar?
    Worf: In combat
    Riker: What battle?
    Worf: At your mother's house last night
    Entire crew: OOooooOooOoOoo

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 4 роки тому +65

      Riker: That's a lie. My mother is DEAD!"

    • @Jayzon666
      @Jayzon666 4 роки тому +103

      @@vanmoody Worf: "I don't see a problem here, Captain."

    • @justicemagagane5737
      @justicemagagane5737 4 роки тому +20

      OooooooOoooOOoooo!!!

    • @pmalone5767
      @pmalone5767 4 роки тому +15

      As Soon As I Saw This Comment I Thought Of The SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Skit With Alex Trebek And Sean Connery.

    • @skyephoenix801
      @skyephoenix801 3 роки тому +3

      I warned you not to call her fat.

  • @kierancowface
    @kierancowface 2 роки тому +7

    I love how the music escalates, it gets higher and more... dramatic when Riker says shut up at about 1:32. It really adds to the big reveal Riker is making and his frustration at what's happening.

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose 10 років тому +713

    Even when it's just a holo-character, Deanna still manages to be Captain Bleeding Obvious.

    • @kakashi76767
      @kakashi76767 9 років тому +95

      PlasmaMongoose PlasmaMongoose, I can sense with my empathic powers that you dislike Deanna. Maybe we should discuss your feelings in therapy.

    • @monsterx3055
      @monsterx3055 9 років тому +14

      PlasmaMongoose her character was far more useful in season one, also they kinda lamed data out after then, sure his character grew but they totally just started to ignore his android advantages

    • @benmasta5814
      @benmasta5814 9 років тому +4

      monster x so did u just like not watch the show or something? I never found myself saying "why didnt data.." basically ever lol.
      so yeah, just sounds like ur talkin outta ur ass lol

    • @monsterx3055
      @monsterx3055 9 років тому +9

      Ben Masta go back and watch season one and two data was very agile and strong, Diana telepethpy was actually usefully as well

    • @monsterx3055
      @monsterx3055 9 років тому +5

      Ben Masta and you clearly are talking out of your ass.

  • @billperkins74
    @billperkins74 3 роки тому +733

    When the Romulan said, "As you wish, Commander Riker," what he really meant was "I love you"

    • @Superman_Not_Clark_Kent
      @Superman_Not_Clark_Kent 3 роки тому +42

      More like, "shit. There goes my whole career. My credibility as a Romulan is ruined! I told the empress to put me on this assignment personally. I'M GOING TO BE OUTCAST! I'll have to make an entirely new identity, or I'll be reassigned to toilet duty... do you even know what it's like when a Romulan takes a dump? Think of a Vulcan. They're calm. They do things unemotinally. Now think about Romulans. We take very paranoid and hasty shits. Very hasty. I don't even know why we have toilets. No one ever makes it to them... No! I won't do it. SOMEBODY SCRAMBLE HIS BRAIN AGAIN! We have to try again. And you, Commander Riker, are going to be very helpful this time, or I'll show you to one of our toilets myself."

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 3 роки тому +74

      @@Superman_Not_Clark_Kent you should watch "The Princess Bride"

    • @TheDanm22
      @TheDanm22 3 роки тому +25

      @@Superman_Not_Clark_Kent well this is embarrassing.

    • @TheDanm22
      @TheDanm22 3 роки тому +34

      From henceforth all embarrassing follies involving a lack of contextual knowledge prior to speaking shall be know as a HEAGWOOD

    • @sausage6984
      @sausage6984 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

  • @OsirisZero
    @OsirisZero 3 роки тому +870

    Riker: **Angrily yells at everyone**
    Troi: "Will, I sense how upset you are"
    Riker: "Oh god... this is all real afterall."

    • @Thefreakyfreek
      @Thefreakyfreek 3 роки тому +16

      I I screwed up big time

    • @joeschembrie9450
      @joeschembrie9450 2 роки тому +6

      "Will, let me fly the ship. I'm sure no harm will come of it."

    • @idanoreilly
      @idanoreilly 2 роки тому +6

      It doesn’t take Troi’s Betazoid powers to sense he’s angry and upset!!!!

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Рік тому +5

      @@idanoreilly It doesn't take Troi's Betazoid powers to sense most of everything she senses.

    • @freyamiles3718
      @freyamiles3718 Рік тому

      She's an empath

  • @whateverfloatsyourboat9837
    @whateverfloatsyourboat9837 2 роки тому +7

    You don't have to pretend anymore. 💘

  • @jackbassindale4336
    @jackbassindale4336 8 років тому +413

    "no you cant dont even try" - what I tell myself all the time at college.

  • @fruscht
    @fruscht 4 роки тому +435

    1:44 "Will, I sense how upset you are.."
    Looks like Troi got a promotion in this fantasy as well, she's now Captain Obvious.

    • @jamesf791
      @jamesf791 4 роки тому +22

      Pretty much her entire career

    • @asmith7876
      @asmith7876 4 роки тому +10

      OMG I laughed out loud....Captain Obvious....damn I wish I'd thought of that.

    • @SamM-gl9zc
      @SamM-gl9zc 3 роки тому +8

      Oh no, she's always held that position

    • @lostpapertown
      @lostpapertown 3 роки тому

      Riker goes full to the dark site with his Anger

    • @jasonmichaelcook2239
      @jasonmichaelcook2239 3 роки тому +1

      “Will I sense how upset you are?”
      “You probably will, you usually do!”

  • @TheBobomonji
    @TheBobomonji 8 років тому +365

    Forget about the Picard face-palm. “No you CAN'T! Don't even try” should be a meme.

    • @jadenjones3267
      @jadenjones3267 8 років тому +74

      No you can't make it a meme, don't even try!

    • @ophello
      @ophello 8 років тому +11

      Not how memes work. You don't decide what's a meme. They decide.

    • @joperamod5760
      @joperamod5760 8 років тому +4

      +ophello He did not try to make it a meme.

    • @Meerkat040
      @Meerkat040 7 років тому +7

      THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

    • @0123mandatory
      @0123mandatory 6 років тому +5

      Make it so number 1

  • @TheWarmotor
    @TheWarmotor 3 роки тому +8

    I love the look of shock and betrayal on Fake Picard's face. Damnit Will, you really hurt his feelings!

  • @FriendofSonic
    @FriendofSonic 8 років тому +267

    That's baller as fuck to tell Picard to shut up, even if Riker was pretty sure everything wasn't as it seemed

    • @ophello
      @ophello 8 років тому +4

      He had proof. He knew it.

    • @Conchobhar
      @Conchobhar 8 років тому +43

      As in, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH and stop TALKING.

    • @MareTranquil
      @MareTranquil 7 років тому +46

      Well, if you really are trapped at the edge of the neutral zone with an incompetent Laforge, an amnesic Worf and a defective Data, then it cannot get that much worse anyway.

    • @RacinZilla003
      @RacinZilla003 7 років тому +1

      First time I watched this episode, I, too, gasped when he told Picard to shut it... As in stop talking D:

    • @TheVergile
      @TheVergile 7 років тому

      scariest moment of his career

  • @makara4615
    @makara4615 10 років тому +44

    "Will, I can sense how upset you are." Good job Counselor Obvious! 

  • @Destin5258
    @Destin5258 4 роки тому +94

    "Will I sense how angry you are"
    Gee I'm glad they have an empath on that ship, otherwise who could have guessed Riker was upset?

    • @medievalist
      @medievalist 4 роки тому +2

      It occurred to me some years ago that when watching any other Star Trek series, I NEVER think "hmm, this crew could really do with Troi's help right now." Whereas I feel like sometimes other crews could do with the help of for example Spock or Data or Sisko.

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 3 роки тому

      Yeah Troi was basically useless except for being hot

    • @bcatypical
      @bcatypical 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 2 роки тому +8

    Best compliment to La Forge. "You're incapable of being that incompetent, Mr. La Forge."

  • @rafterscott
    @rafterscott 4 роки тому +72

    1:43 "Will I sense how upset you are."
    So can everyone else on the bridge, thanks Troi.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 3 роки тому +8

      “Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It’s stupid, but I’m going to do it, okay?”
      - Sigourney Weaver, "Galaxy Quest"

    • @rafterscott
      @rafterscott 3 роки тому +3

      @@jamesanthony8438 That comment was perfect, thank you.

  • @azraelangelofred
    @azraelangelofred 9 років тому +253

    Riker: "Shut up!"
    Picard: (taken aback) "I beg your pardon."
    Riker: "I said shut up! As in close your mouth and stop talkin."
    Riker made damn sure Picard understood exactly what he meant.

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 5 років тому +2

      I'm still confused, what do you mean, shut up?

  • @Monochromicornicopia
    @Monochromicornicopia 6 років тому +1596

    Star Trek had the "simulation inside a simulation" decades before Rick & Morty

    • @AtlasReburdened
      @AtlasReburdened 6 років тому +10

      Smh

    • @johnnywaffles4476
      @johnnywaffles4476 6 років тому +67

      GDI probably where they got the idea from

    • @dumpeeplarfunny
      @dumpeeplarfunny 6 років тому +86

      More specifically they had the "simulation running at 5% capacity". lol. This is their version of "human music", and "my man!"
      If it were me, I would have trolled the simulation, just to see how far they would go trying to act like normal while I treat them in the most absurd way possible.

    • @Vir9il
      @Vir9il 6 років тому +77

      Dude, it's a very old trope that's been used hundreds of times. Even before TNG.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 років тому +32

      "Ship in a bottle" a simulation inside a simulation inside a simulation inside a simulated world played by actors.

  • @patrickasplund
    @patrickasplund 2 роки тому +4

    Deanna has such insightful commentary. I had no idea he was upset! It really brought the scene together!

  • @johnnymac4347
    @johnnymac4347 3 роки тому +82

    "I said shut up, as in close you mouth and stop talking", Still makes me chuckle.

    • @Broncort1
      @Broncort1 2 роки тому +1

      Picard said you can only tell Wesley to shut up….no one else!

  • @stormthrush37
    @stormthrush37 4 роки тому +118

    It is always so trippy seeing Data in a red uniform.

    • @LasherTimora
      @LasherTimora 2 роки тому +6

      It's in the thumbnail as well, and it's why I clicked on the video :D Didn't remember when that happened and I was curious.

    • @FireStormDel
      @FireStormDel 2 роки тому +5

      Wasn't Data also intended to have a blue uniform from the start as well?
      Since I seem to remember initial outfit screen tests showed that the make up for Data clashed with the uniform's blue colour, thus why Data was given a yellow/gold outfit.
      So in some timeline, despite that issue, Data wore blue.

    • @Certifiable
      @Certifiable 2 роки тому

      Wait til you see the ECH

  • @CallinWire
    @CallinWire 4 роки тому +45

    "You are incapable of that level of incompetence!"
    "Hey, you take that back!....Wait..."

  • @MrMisanthrope84
    @MrMisanthrope84 2 роки тому +4

    For some reason I always loved any episode that centred on Riker. I always enjoyed seeing him save the day and this was one of his finest moments.