*Fun Fact:* Pauly Shore did actually (not a joke) question the fact that the studio wanted him to play Pinocchio. The studio then told him that he was _exactly_ who they wanted.
@@bussing666 Your guess is as good as mine. The original Russian film didn't do well either, so there was probably only so much they could do to salvage this mess...might have been better if they had gone full "Ghost Stories" on it though.
This made me respect Pauly Shore. He intentionally sabotaged a terrible animated film by making Pinocchio a gay icon, making a boring straight to video film into an at least slightly entertaining film.
4:25 Just gonna leave a timestamp on that absolutely hilarious and visceral reaction to Pinocchio getting shot by Talking Tom :P In all seriousness, even from hearing reviews trying to describe scenes, I had to sit down and pause for a few minutes. How can someone jumble the story of Pinocchio this much and end up with something so confusing?
I think the worst sin of this movie is having Tom Kenny’s name associated with it. I feel so, so bad that he had to be a part of this. Thank God he was barely in it, I’m sure it was a nightmarish experience for him.
I don’t even get why Tom had to accept the role. XD I bet he’s literally earning hundreds and thousands of dollars just by doing spongebob’s voice alone with 2 spin offs
I don't know why but I can't help but ship Pinocchio with that horse cause everytime both of them appear on screen, there is always this weird gay energy between them💀 💀
i personally believe geppetto's in a poly relationship with the horse and the fairy woman. pinocchio's their bratty gay teenage son and bella's a lesbian (absolutely no reasoning for this last point, i just think she should be one)
5:10 I’m not even joking, I thought one of the guys was making a joke about the dialogue. And then I realized it was the actual movie character talking.
Why did his wooden hair become actual hair before he is even a real boy. Like he’s just suppose to be an animated poppet at this point. His hair would still be wood. Shit, I just realize that it only looks like wooden hair in that scene when Geppetto is carrying Pinocchio’s head. Then it suddenly becomes individual hairs in the next scene and he’s not even alive yet.
I honestly had mixed feelings about this adaptian on Pinocchio, and by mixed feelings i mean i kinda enjoyed the film it had moments that made me laugh but at the same time i thought it wasn't great either, but that's just how i felt about it.
It’s more so the idea of Pinocchio becoming a real boy because of a person, not just a shoehorned love interest that I don’t like. The movie is alright though
You gotta watch the other Pauly Shore classic movie: Bio-Dome. It asks the question "What if the 90s, THC, and the concept of brain damage were stuck inside of a dome"?
To add on to what Maya Maya said, Pinocchio's VA is professional and he questioned why they chose him to play Pinocchio as it isn't the normal character he plays (ex the character in goofy movie that's like a stoner/hippie type)
Honestly, it’s still not as insane as the original Disney version of Pinocchio. For those who don’t know, I’ll give a brief synopsis: it’s about a wooden doll that comes to life but wants to be a “real boy”. On his quest eventually stumbles into a ring of child traffickers who take boys who are fed up with their lives or don’t want to listen to their parents and bring them to a cursed island where they can play, drink, smoke, have sex with each other, etc. as they stay on the island, they transform into donkeys. The significance of this is that they’ve made “jackasses” of themselves and behaved like “destructive animals”. Once they fully transformed and cannot talk they are shipped back to the mainland and sold as livestock. Pinocchio escapes the island while only halfway transformed and upon being told that Geppetto was swallowed by a whale, goes to save him. Pinocchio ends up drowning while trying to save him and then gets revived by the fairy who made him come to life in the first place. A lot of people think the point of the story is you’re not supposed to lie because of the whole nose thing, but it’s more about not doing anything that was seen as bad at the time. So the messaging is telling kids don’t smoke/drink underage, Don’t fight, don’t lie, stay away from strangers, don’t be gay, etc. and yes there is a lot of “Gay panic” evident in the movie, especially on “pleasure island” Where same-sex relations is portrayed as one of the awful acts that the children do in order for the curse to take effect. The moral of the story here is that “immoral acts” are caused by independence and allowing children to think for themselves so in order to keep them safe and “able to reach salvation” you must cement your own beliefs into the minds of your child and make them so dependent on you that even the thought of upsetting you is terrifying to them.
“If someone wants to be human, all they have to do is be human” Best advice I’ve heard in my life. Because lets say if a bear wanted to be human, all they need to do is throw on some jeans and a tank top and start Tik Tok dancing.
Thanks for making this movie bearable guys. The funniest character was the vaguely Italian talking cat dressed like a Shakespeare play that tried to end the movie before it continued lol
i think this video might have made me laugh the most so far that ive seen and the fact that theres no face cam is a testament to the entertainment value
@@shashlichokkk They (Russian government) literally said “We cancel gay propaganda”, and then claimed gays living is a propaganda. They definitely don’t even know the definition of propaganda, like what the hell
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio is out and it is by far the best Pinocchio, even better than Disney’s. It’s better because it’s a lot more dark and is more book accurate.
The person who voiced Pinocchio intentionally made him sound flamboyant because the writing and everything else just was boring and lifeless. Probably figured he'd better make Pinocchio funny and carry the movie because what else can he do with that level of garbage?
Every time the characters in the actual movie say something I immediately think it’s just the milkers making fun of the show by doing sarcastic voiceovers
1:33 I'm a huge huge fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so I'm really glad you made that joke even though it was really stupid joke and I'm also very surprised that even the movie made that terrible joke.
Yo follow our twitter we're trying to get clouted twitter.com/SpillingMilkTV
Gay pinocchio 2 he finds another puppet he loves and makes him real too
ratatouille🐀
4:27
RIP Pinocchio
More Total Drama Action please
You should watch Ranma 1/2 next great show and i bet you could make something funny out of it
"We're gonna do the opposite of Disney, whenever he's straight we're gonna cut it out"
I am DYING
Isn't that what they already do
@@HitTheFloor16 Not in China
7:05
@@HitTheFloor16??? They cut out the gay parts
@@namakkv yet theyve made like a million gay movies
*Fun Fact:* Pauly Shore did actually (not a joke) question the fact that the studio wanted him to play Pinocchio. The studio then told him that he was _exactly_ who they wanted.
So would that mean they knew and wanted this movie to be one giant joke
@@bussing666 Frankly, that was the only way to save it. Have you seen the dub that doesn't have Pauly Shore? It's painfully boring.
@@cartooncritique6625 oh well it makes sense now as to the bad choices in dubbing then
@@bussing666 Your guess is as good as mine. The original Russian film didn't do well either, so there was probably only so much they could do to salvage this mess...might have been better if they had gone full "Ghost Stories" on it though.
@@cartooncritique6625 I don't know why more people don't do that.
I’m a half-deaf paraplegic with Parkinson’s and I stood up to turn off this movie with the hand coordination of a seasoned author.
Blind guy: "Wait you can wa... wtf is on the screen?"
It’s a miracle?
@@jinx1987 that point that a movie is so bad that it can cause miracles. I don't know if is the work of good or evil.
Wtf is a seasoned author
@@octifooxx6095 nut oliterate. Miracle we’re off after movie stopped :(
What they didn't know is Talking Tom kept shooting Pinocchio with those bullets that turn people straight.
FUKCING CHEMICALS IN THE BULLETS TURNING THE FUCKING CHARACTERS STRAIGHT!
Idk what to say to that
@@mr.dunavich9482 Ofc you dont know, it just makes sense
The lore keeps expanding
Tom Kenny too i guess.
their commentary made this movie actually bearable
I thought people thought it was funny
@@anonymouslucario285 i think it was funny in a really bad way, like cringy
@@darthbishop5973 comedically bad
@@anonymouslucario285 "so-bad-it's-good"
The 4 words i never thought I'd hear together: Gay Pinocchio Cinematic Universe
Nick fury appears in the end offering to make a team LGBTQ+prime
The GPCU
considering there's gonna be 3 pinocchio movies this year, i think we can make this happen
@@jackbelmont4389 we need normalprime to combat then
We lived long enough to hear that line
“But you can’t even be gay in Rus- Nevermind”
You’re right tho-
"Were gonna be the opposite of Disney, whenever he's straight were gonna cut it out" best line i heard 6:58
“Time sure takes its sweet time”
*The floor is made out of floor*
"People only die when theyre killed"
They will continue to live until they die
grass is green
“If someone wants to be human, all they have to do is be human”
- This movie
"Wow, the Archer class really is made up of archers"
This made me respect Pauly Shore. He intentionally sabotaged a terrible animated film by making Pinocchio a gay icon, making a boring straight to video film into an at least slightly entertaining film.
17:19 the pure, genuine, raw emotions behind that scream always cracks me up
4:25 Just gonna leave a timestamp on that absolutely hilarious and visceral reaction to Pinocchio getting shot by Talking Tom :P
In all seriousness, even from hearing reviews trying to describe scenes, I had to sit down and pause for a few minutes. How can someone jumble the story of Pinocchio this much and end up with something so confusing?
17:02
And him falling too
Hey, don't hate on Pauly Shore, he did an amazing job at portraying a wooden character!
As apposed to Brie Larson, who has more experience at being a wooden character.
Lol
He literally saved this movie lol
I think the worst sin of this movie is having Tom Kenny’s name associated with it. I feel so, so bad that he had to be a part of this. Thank God he was barely in it, I’m sure it was a nightmarish experience for him.
paycheck's a paycheck
He was also in Elf Bowling The Movie
@@dagnytheartist Dear God
@@dagnytheartist and he was like the main part in that
I don’t even get why Tom had to accept the role. XD I bet he’s literally earning hundreds and thousands of dollars just by doing spongebob’s voice alone with 2 spin offs
I truly love the subtitle "A True Story", like yeah sure, this actually happened.
“We’re gonna do the opposite of Disney whenever he’s straight we’re gonna cut it out”
7:05
I don't know why but I can't help but ship Pinocchio with that horse cause everytime both of them appear on screen, there is always this weird gay energy between them💀 💀
i personally believe geppetto's in a poly relationship with the horse and the fairy woman. pinocchio's their bratty gay teenage son and bella's a lesbian (absolutely no reasoning for this last point, i just think she should be one)
NAHHHH BHAHAHHAHA
But the horse adopts Pinocchio for a second for some reason 🤔
W pfp
You guys had me choking for almost 20 minutes, this was hilarious 🤣
Bet pinocchio was choking a lot after the movie as well...
@@rumplstiltztinkerstein E N O U G H
I love how the music climaxing as the cop explained that he needed to do paperwork was the funniest part of the movie 😂
5:10 I’m not even joking, I thought one of the guys was making a joke about the dialogue. And then I realized it was the actual movie character talking.
Why did his wooden hair become actual hair before he is even a real boy. Like he’s just suppose to be an animated poppet at this point. His hair would still be wood. Shit, I just realize that it only looks like wooden hair in that scene when Geppetto is carrying Pinocchio’s head. Then it suddenly becomes individual hairs in the next scene and he’s not even alive yet.
They were gay hairs from gay bears 🐻
Okay, but like, I need them to do a sequel purely so we can see your guys' reaction. This one was hilarious.
I honestly had mixed feelings about this adaptian on Pinocchio, and by mixed feelings i mean i kinda enjoyed the film it had moments that made me laugh but at the same time i thought it wasn't great either, but that's just how i felt about it.
We’re you laughing because of the movie or at the movie
It’s more so the idea of Pinocchio becoming a real boy because of a person, not just a shoehorned love interest that I don’t like. The movie is alright though
BUT ITS NOT PINOCHIO 😭, in Russian it was other character, but idk why on English they translated him as PINOCHIO
Gotta love the twist of "I didn't find you little girl, I just bought you from person who kidnapped you from your parents."
The russian dub doesn't make make this movie any better. And it wasn't well received in Russia. The gay memes made it more memorable, though.
The script sounds like it was written by a bot. Your commentary made it much more bearable
17:19 I don't know why but the delivery of that line was hilarious to me
"He was like there's a fairy-" *proceeds to show a Clefable, the evolution of a CleFAIRY on screen*
Still a Fairy type
Ayyyye Clefable is S-Tier and a Fairy type nowadays
You gotta watch the other Pauly Shore classic movie: Bio-Dome. It asks the question "What if the 90s, THC, and the concept of brain damage were stuck inside of a dome"?
While we're at it another movie to check out is Encino Man. Aside from Pauly it shows just how fucking weird Brendan Fraser's career was in the 90s.
It also asks, “what if four hot chicks were inexplicably horny for the dumbest guys that could ever exist.”
This is proof why you should always hire professional voice actors.
Theese are professionals especially Ponochio's actor
Funny story, Pinocchio's va _is_ a professional voice actor. I think you mean a better director
To add on to what Maya Maya said, Pinocchio's VA is professional and he questioned why they chose him to play Pinocchio as it isn't the normal character he plays (ex the character in goofy movie that's like a stoner/hippie type)
Well a better director 😂
i fucking love this channel. it feels exactually like hanging out with a bunch of 8th graders and i love it
The fact this is a dub makes the casting choice even worse.
I'm not even watching the movie itself and I'm feeling like I'm being tortured, so I can't imagine how much they're suffering
The Spilling The Milk lore is that 1 of then is gay and the other 2 are straight. But they won't say who the gay one is
That's just Ace and Gary but a trio
It's obviously Jack (he liked Hotel hazbin)
@@l1927hotel hazbin
Honestly, it’s still not as insane as the original Disney version of Pinocchio. For those who don’t know, I’ll give a brief synopsis: it’s about a wooden doll that comes to life but wants to be a “real boy”. On his quest eventually stumbles into a ring of child traffickers who take boys who are fed up with their lives or don’t want to listen to their parents and bring them to a cursed island where they can play, drink, smoke, have sex with each other, etc. as they stay on the island, they transform into donkeys. The significance of this is that they’ve made “jackasses” of themselves and behaved like “destructive animals”. Once they fully transformed and cannot talk they are shipped back to the mainland and sold as livestock. Pinocchio escapes the island while only halfway transformed and upon being told that Geppetto was swallowed by a whale, goes to save him. Pinocchio ends up drowning while trying to save him and then gets revived by the fairy who made him come to life in the first place. A lot of people think the point of the story is you’re not supposed to lie because of the whole nose thing, but it’s more about not doing anything that was seen as bad at the time. So the messaging is telling kids don’t smoke/drink underage, Don’t fight, don’t lie, stay away from strangers, don’t be gay, etc. and yes there is a lot of “Gay panic” evident in the movie, especially on “pleasure island” Where same-sex relations is portrayed as one of the awful acts that the children do in order for the curse to take effect. The moral of the story here is that “immoral acts” are caused by independence and allowing children to think for themselves so in order to keep them safe and “able to reach salvation” you must cement your own beliefs into the minds of your child and make them so dependent on you that even the thought of upsetting you is terrifying to them.
The moral doesn't make sense to me
it is as insane
Pleasure island sound like a based place. Wonder if there are any adults sneaking in there for some
@@Shiroi0moi CRACKA.
CRACK A.
WITH A HARD R.
“If someone wants to be human, all they have to do is be human”
Best advice I’ve heard in my life. Because lets say if a bear wanted to be human, all they need to do is throw on some jeans and a tank top and start Tik Tok dancing.
isnt a big gay man already a human tho...?
@@xmoonilyx2977 not in iran
@@ninjireal or Palestine
@@DakotaofRaptorsor Russia
It Wasn't the worst thing Russia did this year
🙂🔫
There should be a movie of the cat just shooting things at random.
Thanks for making this movie bearable guys. The funniest character was the vaguely Italian talking cat dressed like a Shakespeare play that tried to end the movie before it continued lol
I STILL Can’t Get Over That Foofy Cat!!! 🤣 lmfao
“Ahh! A wooden boy!” Is a literal bipedal talking cat
With a gun
3:12 “father, tell me, when can i leave to be on my *ohhwwennnnn?”* 😩😩
I just found out the horse is voiced by Jon Heder; who played Napoleon Dynamite! It actually makes a lot of sense now...
This entire movie looks and sounds like a really weird ad for a shit mobile game.
We need to boycot the editor for NOT looking "thank you daddy" the requested 8 times. It was clearly only looped 5 times smh
Eden: ✨Faaaather when can I leeve to be on my ooooo ooo ooown? I got te hole worldussy.✨
Pinocchio’s got a LOT of wood in him.
*Giggity *Giggity! 🪵
This movie has Pauly Shore, Napoleon Dynamite and SPONGEBOB in it and it still couldn't save it
i think this video might have made me laugh the most so far that ive seen and the fact that theres no face cam is a testament to the entertainment value
His nose didn't even grow in the entire movie.
Keep being hilarious my Milk Brothers 😭😭😭
Thank you for watching this for us so we don't have to suffer, this shit is way funnier as a reaction XD
Pinocchio here looks like a low budget Link from BOTW
For some reason, seeing screenshots of New Game multiple times in this video is way better than watching whatever this movie is
Pinocchio's milkshake brought all the boys to the yard
"Mike, when can I leave to be on my [OoOoown]? I've got the whole [light world] to see!"
Deltarun, the Russian "true" version
The gays are grinding should be on a t shirt
"but you can't even be gay in rus-"
BRO THIS IS SO FUNNY AND SO TRUE
THERE ARE A LOT OF HOMOPHOBIC PEOPLE
And there is a new law that literally not allows you to be gay
@@shashlichokkk They (Russian government) literally said “We cancel gay propaganda”, and then claimed gays living is a propaganda. They definitely don’t even know the definition of propaganda, like what the hell
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio is out and it is by far the best Pinocchio, even better than Disney’s. It’s better because it’s a lot more dark and is more book accurate.
This feels so much like a 2010 movie
Most of this movie's budget was spent on Tom Kenny
Thank you for watching this so i didn't have to i appreciate this
Thank you daddy - Pinocchio 2022
...me and my friend watched this movie while talking on discord
11/10
No bad voice acting
100% animation accuracy
1000% unintentionally funny moments
nahhhhh
@@magicalsyt1060 [it's a joke]
This is truly one of the movies ever made
@@retrox2776 [Oh lol] idk what im saying its best 😌😌
@@magicalsyt1060 [haha] exactly my friend
The person who voiced Pinocchio intentionally made him sound flamboyant because the writing and everything else just was boring and lifeless. Probably figured he'd better make Pinocchio funny and carry the movie because what else can he do with that level of garbage?
Bruh I was dead when pinnochio fell off that rope and into the fire w that scream💀
2:24 as an Australian THIS MADE SO MUCH F*&$&#G SENSE
Holy crap they called sousaphone the right name
The country of Russia created this before immediately declaring war on another country
Every time the characters in the actual movie say something I immediately think it’s just the milkers making fun of the show by doing sarcastic voiceovers
Paulie Shore came into the recording as his normal high self and it's amazing
Every scene that starts with a Pinocchio line, I think it's just them doing a bit, then I realize it's the movie.
My theory is that pinocchio was made of imported french wood
You guys should look at the Paula Shore bits on Futurama, you’ll immediately understand
Refering to this as "gay pinocchio movie" is amazing
17:04 got me there
This new legend of Zelda movie kind of nice tho.
"Faaaather when can be on my oooooown"💅😩
I find it rally funny that the strong man carried pinnocio off the horse like he was gonna tae the place of bella
"iIt'ss just mEE!!"
Bobby from a Goofy Movie
1:33 I'm a huge huge fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so I'm really glad you made that joke even though it was really stupid joke and I'm also very surprised that even the movie made that terrible joke.
Pinocchios voice is absolutely killing me istg bad movies are so funny to watch, I love my zest fest twink 💅
THEY FINALLY DID IT OMG
Better than Disney Pinocchio 2022.
What is he talking about? Leonardo da Vinci was very friendly. He was even vegetarian because he really loved animals.
I have now a strat for watching spilling the milk vids, I'll just watch their video about movies that I don't like.
There's another film that Pauly Shore was in where he is the villain, it's called My Sweet Monster
Lol this movie was so weird and cringe.
If the actor who played Robbie Rotten was still alive he would've been the perfect live action Dick Dasteredly.
Omg this was so funny! Yall are awesome!!!❤
Thank you for saving me the trouble of watching this
Why Tom Kenny? Why are you in this movie? I'm sure the paycheck wasn't even that big lol
No cuz the entire budget went to having Tom be in there
9:26 look at that animation
Chef's kiss
His finest work since the Goofy Movie character eating the Leaning Tower of Cheeza.
Fun fact: the horse is voiced by Napoleon Dynamite
I felt every moment of that it was quite the experience
Why does Pinocchio sound like Tommy Wiseau's secret love child?
5:51
how to count
1... 2... 3... 4.... 8...
No way anyone unironically likes this movie
I have been waiting for this and am not disappointed