[Tomato] Totally Accurate Battle Simulator: Master Tactician brings guns for once Renaissance

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 164

  • @ratshinx6797
    @ratshinx6797 4 роки тому +128

    1:00:32 It never ceases to amaze me. The courage of Hobbits.

  • @KdotLINE
    @KdotLINE 4 роки тому +204

    59:30 - 1:02:20 - Seriously, one of the best segments I've seen on YT, I was grinning like a damn fool. You should cut and upload that clip on it's own. The intensity of the situation combined with the grand nature of the music and the voice work = *mwah chef's kiss*.

    • @clawlion8
      @clawlion8 4 роки тому +28

      It was so masterfully done. He even kept his narration in line with the tone of the music.

    • @DaemonPrimarch
      @DaemonPrimarch 4 роки тому +14

      That had no right to be that intense. I love it.

    • @Blackforte180
      @Blackforte180 2 роки тому +2

      Dear God...😱
      THEY'RE HERE... THE HORDE IS HERE!!!
      EVERYONE, GET THE HIGHER GROUND!!!

  • @Magic-Man
    @Magic-Man 5 років тому +92

    1:00:00 MASTERFUL camerawork lol

  • @bluffcarrot380
    @bluffcarrot380 4 роки тому +93

    3:05:30 drops soap

  • @gluttony3365
    @gluttony3365 5 років тому +91

    Genuine fear 1:16:41

  • @thatoneguy735
    @thatoneguy735 5 років тому +67

    47:24 tomato sending someone to the shadow realm

  • @shadowwings217
    @shadowwings217 5 років тому +72

    3:05:27 scp-173

  • @Rumanzovia
    @Rumanzovia 5 років тому +262

    As an artist I'm not offended at all because my literal first thought was 'manual labor'. Tomato was spot on.

    • @lesvernornvienas8232
      @lesvernornvienas8232 5 років тому +16

      as an artist
      i 100% agree with everything he said

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 4 роки тому +6

      Felt called out lmao
      And completely agree.

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 4 роки тому +4

      As having unwillingly taken 3 years of art I can say I hate art and haven't watched the full vod yet

    • @CeraphineLuna
      @CeraphineLuna 4 роки тому +18

      As a person who draws Kirby with masculine arms on occasion, I agree

    • @radiofreeriver
      @radiofreeriver 4 роки тому +3

      (The only irl farmer in the room)

  • @stevensmileyprod
    @stevensmileyprod 4 роки тому +47

    3:17:09 that sick rock ricochet kill and tomato didn't even acknowledge it. tomatoBlind

  • @ramdogentertainment5321
    @ramdogentertainment5321 4 роки тому +27

    1:14:10 NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

  • @TheOmegaLoneWolf
    @TheOmegaLoneWolf 4 роки тому +105

    "Newton was right, apples are a threat." I'm using this lol

  • @kojoattah114
    @kojoattah114 4 роки тому +39

    47:24 What did you do where is he?!
    “Gone reduced to atoms”

    • @lordofcorgis3442
      @lordofcorgis3442 3 роки тому

      "Ok,,, Now you've pissed me off" *fucking deletes archer*

  • @challenger398
    @challenger398 4 роки тому +8

    that artists fear joke was so well placed and seriously cracked my ass up. as an artist myself, i can relate

  • @segbhfrdgthyb576
    @segbhfrdgthyb576 2 роки тому +6

    The whole sequence of events from 2:14:48 up to 2:16:52 is why I watch this channel, funny stuff happening almost non-stop but my favorite moment was at 2:16:25 when he accidentally controlled a balloon archer and unknowingly sniped the bard that was behind cover without even aiming at him before taking control of the jouster and wiping almost all of the enemy archers and then accidentally pressing tab, resetting the level lol

  • @VendErre
    @VendErre 2 роки тому +4

    I seriously cannot believe how perfectly that Hobbit siege went. The music, the commentary, the action. It all fell together perfectly. 10/10

  • @chaoticnote
    @chaoticnote 5 років тому +14

    Knives in Time Stop? No.
    Apples in Time Stop? Yes.

    • @rinsatsuki2417
      @rinsatsuki2417 4 роки тому +2

      Now I can't help but imagine a certain time stopping maid throwing apples instead of knives. That is arguably more terrifying.

    • @chaoticnote
      @chaoticnote 4 роки тому +1

      @@rinsatsuki2417 Is that a... Touhou reference?!

    • @rinsatsuki2417
      @rinsatsuki2417 4 роки тому +1

      Indeed it is Chaotic Note. Indeed it is.

    • @GalacticFox32
      @GalacticFox32 4 роки тому +3

      Now all I can imagine is Dio throwing a crap load of apples at Jotaro screaming MUDA MUDA MUDA

  • @BiasHyperion
    @BiasHyperion 4 роки тому +13

    1:16:20 "NEW IDEA"
    1:16:40 horse sneak attack

  • @Traster_Bean
    @Traster_Bean 5 років тому +20

    I was watching this cross faded late at night before bed and that spin thing killed me. Had to look away that was brutal.

    • @sgill352
      @sgill352 4 роки тому

      Trast The Miller when

    • @Traster_Bean
      @Traster_Bean 4 роки тому

      @@sgill352 The inside first person on the davinci tank thing

    • @sgill352
      @sgill352 4 роки тому

      Trast The Miller thx

  • @toothythefool
    @toothythefool 5 років тому +13

    Tomato goes back to war with his silly army.

  • @Idothinkysaurus
    @Idothinkysaurus 4 роки тому +10

    I love how the hoard tactic actually worked against the mega tank.

  • @somethingelse1388
    @somethingelse1388 4 роки тому +5

    Man summons God himself to fight squad of French soldiers, loses.

  • @donyj3559
    @donyj3559 5 років тому +34

    59:20 :)

  • @anotheremptychannel9202
    @anotheremptychannel9202 5 років тому +32

    Jumpscare List:
    3:05:33

  • @BlueWelder
    @BlueWelder 5 років тому +63

    1:16:37 your welcome

    • @RottenHeretic
      @RottenHeretic 4 роки тому +4

      you're*

    • @zenyatta7258
      @zenyatta7258 4 роки тому

      MasterOfMelons it’s not you’re dumbass is the spelt your

    • @brandonbowen2001
      @brandonbowen2001 4 роки тому +5

      @@zenyatta7258 you're the dumbass, you're (you are) welcome.

    • @Olive_ito
      @Olive_ito 4 роки тому

      MasterOfMelons fuck yeah my guy fuck yeah

  • @f4d370
    @f4d370 5 років тому +9

    10-15 chearleaders + musketman = god tier army

  • @kattlucka4489
    @kattlucka4489 2 роки тому +1

    1:00:56 "they're getting in, Leonardo!" has me on the floor

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 4 роки тому +5

    2:00:50 Those stone age warriors are so brawling that a fully armored impact charge just bounces off their pectorals and collapses into a knight shaped sack of fail.

  • @Blao00o
    @Blao00o 3 роки тому +5

    This is legit the hardest I have ever laughed ever

  • @KarRuptAssassin
    @KarRuptAssassin 4 роки тому +16

    tomato sounds like Gozspacho from chowder

  • @Zeep_goblin
    @Zeep_goblin 2 роки тому +2

    59:30 I actually laughed so hard, SO GOOD, I've never laughed that hard before, I usually just come for the funny personality you got, but that was good!

  • @nickster_xd8937
    @nickster_xd8937 5 років тому +19

    34:15 Apples
    38:03 and 52:21 wtf?
    51:04 Snakes
    53:26 Merry go round
    59:29 LOTR vs Da Vinci
    1:00:48 That scream
    3:05:30 butt pounded

  • @makeda6530
    @makeda6530 4 роки тому +9

    "I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me, _WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!?"_

  • @mokajones74
    @mokajones74 3 роки тому +20

    1:16:42 hardest I've laughed in a long time

  • @kojoattah114
    @kojoattah114 4 роки тому +6

    1:20:34 putting archers etc up on the balcony is cheese two seconds later...

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 4 роки тому

      Should have bought snake archers on the roof

  • @hellothere5043
    @hellothere5043 2 роки тому +3

    59:30 one of the best bits i've ever seen

  • @cyranodeb3963
    @cyranodeb3963 5 років тому +32

    Don't watch if you have broken ribs. It hurts

  • @thehuntsman19
    @thehuntsman19 2 роки тому +1

    1:00:52
    Their getting in Leonardo, THEIR GETTING IN!
    Too good for YT

  • @anaroth9600
    @anaroth9600 4 роки тому +13

    my god he makes me laugh

  • @thelordent8159
    @thelordent8159 4 роки тому +2

    1:41:10

  • @Bulletproof_Trump
    @Bulletproof_Trump 2 роки тому +1

    This whole video is gold. Haven't laughed so hard in a while!

  • @mint5438
    @mint5438 3 роки тому +3

    1:32:16 I'm a console player so same

  • @barack.obama.vev0
    @barack.obama.vev0 4 роки тому +1

    3 and a half hours of Tomato going insane

  • @eggroll5523
    @eggroll5523 4 роки тому +3

    My bearded dragon and leperd gecko love to watch tamato with me

  • @pugface6522
    @pugface6522 4 роки тому +3

    38:53 tantrum

  • @xearo120
    @xearo120 2 роки тому +1

    1:14:54
    At least Darrell got his story told before his shit got pushed in

  • @bittersguyd5048
    @bittersguyd5048 5 років тому +8

    Tomato has better strategy than Rommel

  • @HopelessIdeology
    @HopelessIdeology 4 роки тому +1

    39:00 "I'm warning you, you don't want to do what you're about to d- ..... i-it's over."

  • @Ronin20181
    @Ronin20181 4 роки тому +2

    So this is where tomato was

  • @MGR100
    @MGR100 4 роки тому +6

    @1:00:00

  • @dorianalston6761
    @dorianalston6761 4 роки тому +6

    /mao that guy saw death inside his eyes becuase it was bring a child to work day and he killed the child dam #2:46:21

  • @kojoattah114
    @kojoattah114 4 роки тому +1

    So this is where you were Nice to see you again

  • @bluffcarrot380
    @bluffcarrot380 4 роки тому +5

    2:55:00

  • @CeraphineLuna
    @CeraphineLuna 4 роки тому +3

    1:16:38 feral horse attack

  • @TurboSpaceKitten
    @TurboSpaceKitten 4 роки тому +2

    I finally know how I'm gonna die. I'm gonna be laughing at a tamto vod till I vomit and choke to death on it. Gotten close a few times...

  • @crimsonking279
    @crimsonking279 2 роки тому

    Oh god the hobbit vs the tank was horrifying

  • @AnnMendez-nm1vl
    @AnnMendez-nm1vl Рік тому +1

    I like tomatoes channel his channel is cool

  • @Bulletproof_Trump
    @Bulletproof_Trump 2 роки тому

    Fun fact: the Da Vinci tanks do die if you manage to kill the man inside

  • @captainvlad
    @captainvlad 4 роки тому +1

    @58:50 expecting where there's a whip to play

  • @detroitlobsta3755
    @detroitlobsta3755 4 роки тому

    “Primitive Jackasses” that’s some good shit.

  • @junehollybell5977
    @junehollybell5977 4 роки тому +1

    painters would be cooler if they ran around with the color paint they are and painted a unit their color and basically turned it to their side

  • @CeraphineLuna
    @CeraphineLuna 4 роки тому +2

    7:23 fax

  • @Ruki_Lair
    @Ruki_Lair 4 роки тому

    The hobbit bit is amazing

  • @TheDsRequiem
    @TheDsRequiem 4 роки тому +1

    The hobbit horde swarming the tank was horrifying

  • @GaudialisCorvus
    @GaudialisCorvus 4 роки тому +4

    53:20 hah!

  • @emmettbrown3463
    @emmettbrown3463 2 роки тому

    love your stuff tamto :)

  • @zach108
    @zach108 4 роки тому +5

    what is mr. john tamto using to spawn the projectiles?

  • @drgreen-fu9zc
    @drgreen-fu9zc 4 роки тому +2

    3:05:28 come here boy

  • @hunterkey97
    @hunterkey97 4 роки тому +1

    i am so glad your uploading again my year is made

  • @OneNativeWolfe74
    @OneNativeWolfe74 2 роки тому +1

    1:18:52 i couldnt stop laughing at this

  • @generalperson5653
    @generalperson5653 4 роки тому +3

    59:30 Anyone know the music used here?

    • @Olive_ito
      @Olive_ito 4 роки тому

      It’s from lord of the rings

  • @hiiexist7417
    @hiiexist7417 4 роки тому +2

    1:16:35 fucking hilarious

  • @greywolfgames5475
    @greywolfgames5475 4 роки тому

    At one hour it made my entire day

  • @CeraphineLuna
    @CeraphineLuna 4 роки тому +1

    1:04:40 snake

  • @russt2793
    @russt2793 3 роки тому

    3:05:30
    Minotaur: Where the hell do you think your going?

  • @speakerforthedead6540
    @speakerforthedead6540 4 роки тому

    1:10:20 hold up, the archer in the middle of the archers all the way to the right....his head is small...... :D

  • @Eggtismo
    @Eggtismo 2 роки тому +1

    1:04:47 Holy shit this is like 3D Carrion

  • @Boykisser23
    @Boykisser23 2 місяці тому

    Snakes all ways wins🐍🐍

  • @Sparrowly1
    @Sparrowly1 4 роки тому +1

    59:28 here's the hobbit meme

  • @dan1585
    @dan1585 4 роки тому +1

    how does he use weapons in free cam while playing? cant find it anywhere. just summons ballista and stuff.

  • @stevenbean9731
    @stevenbean9731 4 роки тому +1

    59:40

  • @giovibin996
    @giovibin996 4 роки тому

    You have God powers mod so you can spawn ranged weapons

  • @theorangeman9147
    @theorangeman9147 2 роки тому

    1:29:42 the comedic timing...

  • @ryder8570
    @ryder8570 3 роки тому +1

    1:48:00 PAUUL!!!

  • @ScrewLooseVods
    @ScrewLooseVods 3 роки тому

    47:27 I don't think I have to say anything.

  • @ryanholt6936
    @ryanholt6936 5 років тому +3

    1:57:53 uhhh am i the only one who sees this?

  • @shanesanders1859
    @shanesanders1859 4 роки тому

    That fucking horse

  • @Nickademus77
    @Nickademus77 4 роки тому

    47:25
    *Thanos snaps*

  • @deadhippy7573
    @deadhippy7573 5 років тому +3

    7:30 ;-; tfw i do abstract art but am one of the hardest workers at my cook job

    • @yyeezyy630
      @yyeezyy630 5 років тому

      Nico Antonelli I can't tell if this is a joke or not

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 4 роки тому +1

      Don't believe you

  • @fordchannell2248
    @fordchannell2248 4 роки тому

    why has tomato quit postin on youtube?

  • @bigfunkybumpymonkey7695
    @bigfunkybumpymonkey7695 4 роки тому +1

    Nobody:
    Anime characters when they get hit really hard - 2:31:38

  • @vlac9510
    @vlac9510 4 роки тому

    I got a giant hobbit one time

  • @deergod3548
    @deergod3548 4 роки тому +2

    3:05:30 "I'M A WARRIOR!"

  • @IcyLucario
    @IcyLucario 4 роки тому +3

    1:16:25 Best scene.

  • @g.r.1155
    @g.r.1155 4 роки тому

    1:57:42 the guy on the right has three fucking eyes

  • @alexlacorbiere8800
    @alexlacorbiere8800 4 роки тому

    15 minutes is cringe he literally glanced at him

  • @Cicada-oj4xq
    @Cicada-oj4xq 4 роки тому +1

    I just made the connection between you and your other channel and I feel the big dumb

  • @shootdacheese9342
    @shootdacheese9342 4 роки тому

    Fuckin' 1:16:40
    Hi-larious

  • @dorianalston6761
    @dorianalston6761 4 роки тому

    ME #:1:16:43
    my meat WHY DO U HATE ME

  • @nightmarechameleon7502
    @nightmarechameleon7502 3 роки тому

    223 :)

  • @meow97
    @meow97 4 роки тому

    No