Okay yall don't freak out... But... Guys... I used to date Sabre about a decade ago... Man do I have some horror stories. I remember when I first noticed the MLM stuff on her page and knew there was some major bullshit being spun.. So you can imagine... these videos are giving me LIFE.
I was also financially dependent on my partner. I am now proud to announce that this will continue to be the case, and I have no plans to join a creepy MLM.
My partner is financially dependent on me, and I don't need him to stress out finding a different job at this time. After being broke for a decade, it feels so great to be able to take care of someone I love.
Critical questioning of others’ beliefs they’re attempting to convince you of too - because then the parish would question individual priests and “prophets”. LDS/Mormons too. Questioning your parents is akin to top-tier crimes like m***der. Making it ‘cutesy and alternative’ is shocking to see.
Exactly. It's the same thought suppressing bullshit they've been steeping in their whole lives but with the added bonus of the promise of money, prizes, and lifelong sisterhood 🤦
I have made more than my husband and I have made less than my husband. We’re still equal partners in our relationship. Because neither one of us are horrible, jealous, controlling, evil psychopaths.
My fiance makes aboutn$80,000 more a year then I do. Her and I have a joint bank account. What's mine is hers and what's hers is mine, and I love her for being so perfect and fair
My sister is part of a local new age “boss babe” community tht does the same thing - targets vulnerable people by claiming they are able to heal “ancestral trauma” or whatever garbage. It’s so unethical. Idek how to even talk to my sister anymore knowing she’s doing this
These are the type of women that get arrested attempting to meditate on the pyramids of Giza in tanks tops and shorts and then complain that they were harrassed by Egyptian police.
It always boggles my mind that people can listen to others who talk this way and actually find it deep and/or inspiring when it's just flowery gibberish.
Full on word salad! Also have an ADHD brain, some how I get impatient when others don't get to the point..... but cannot tell a short story to save my life.
I am currently earning my Master's degree and let me tell you, I've read academic papers that make more sense. There were points in this I had to rewind them and listen again to what they were saying and it STILL didn't mean anything to me. I hope they didn't break my brain with their verbal diarrhea.
@@robina.9402right? Dani Donovan's comic about ADHD storytelling hits more than a little close to home. Still working on skipping the final step, apologise, when it's not needed.
My husband and I are financially dependant on eachother since we share everything. That is how we choose to live and it works for us. I wish people would stop making it out to be this hOrRiBLe existence. Per like and such as, kindly calm down Sabre.
I love this comment. I truly believe we’re meant to have a partner TO rely on them for things since we can’t do everything alone. I hate constantly hearing women tell other women to never rely on your partner for anything when that’s literally the point of a relationship. Otherwise you might as well just be roommates.
I used to have a roommate who bought a kangen thingy.. she went on and on "if you drink 8 big bottles of kangen water a day your skin will clear up and you will feel better.. " I tried to argue If you drank that much of ANY water you would have the same result.. sheesh
@@jolenejoleeene Had a professor in undergrad (who held her doctorate in neuroscience and neurobiology) who fell for it too and thought it would help her father who had cancer. So sad and so sick
@@maryeckel9682 They did. They were desperate and preyed upon for a quick cash grab from the dying. I cannot stand Kangen shills. Thankfully, neither of them stopped actual treatment for the magic water. One never even took it out of the box, the other's widower still swears by and uses the machine to this day.
I'm getting more and more contempt for individuals who just decide they're qualified to provide services to people strictly based on their experiences. Its dishonest, unethical, and you can cause real harm to people. I have two degrees in psychology and have worked in mental health for over 5 years and feel super competent in this area. Despite that I would NEVER lead someone to believe I can provide therapy because I don't have a clinical license and it would be unethical.
I'm a dancer and I encounter a lot of dancers like this: they think that everyone wants to watch them deal with their trauma via performance. It's frequently cringey. I've seen performance where the point is to express a trauma and that's powerful, but I'm talking about dancers who think they have to have this deep therapy session while they perform, no matter the venue. Tbh, the audience is there just to have a good time.
These types of trauma dumpers are at poetry open mics too. I feel pity for them because it just makes everyone in the room apart of a very difficult trauma processing without their explicit consent. That’s on TOP of targeting women with CPTSD which almost certainly has a s*xual ab*se component to it, as we know 1 in 2 / 1 in 3 women are survivors of some variety in that department (including myself and almost all women in my family). Rage -> Pity -> Rage again, for my Sabre-meter right now. She’s so self righteous.
This is giving me flashbacks to houseparties I went to in the early 90s, my misspent youth. There was always a group of women who looked like this, talked like this, and were firmly convinced they were both brilliant and original. Video quality checks out, too.
... and they are probably MLM hoppers now too. I know exactly what you are talking about. The groups of people who think they are deep and are being philosophical.... it's liken no. I want to scream "you are using so many words to say absolutely nothing"
I've figured it out. You have to string together as many buzzwords and invented terms as possible, talk like the valley girls of the 90s, and use 'like', 'literally', 'you guys', and 'hop on here' as much as possible and then you can succeed in an MLM.
Why does this feel like a scam Moira Rose would have gotten sucked into on a Schitts Creek episode??? ITS A SPECIAL WATER FILTER JOHN! CHILDREN, COME DRINK THIS MOMMY NEEDS TO SWITCH HER WIG!
The way they’re throwing ten cent words in there (and using them incorrectly) reminds me of the way Ruby Franke and Jodi Hildebrand speak. I almost expect them to throw the word “distortion” in there at some point.
"If Books Could Kill" podcast's episode on Rich Dad, Poor Dad is absolutely hilarious; highly recommend. That book is utter nonsense and I immediately side eye anyone who speaks positively about it.
If books could kill, well if you throw a hard cover hard enough a concussion maybe. Sorry that tittle is so strange. Or the book has a hidden compartment for something.
I hope everything works out on the house for you two! And what the heck were those women talking about?!?! I feel like I lost a few brain cells listening to them and I'll be honest, I don't have too many of those left to spare. LOL
I am acquaintances with a girl who was in her downline and actually did live in a car and I'm wondering....how do they keep finding people who lived in their cars for this!? Feels very niche 😅
I wish I could subscribe to you all over again. I laughed out loud for the first time today when you said, “…shave your head, take your hands off the wheel…” I never comment because, lazy, but I want this algorithm to do right by you ❤.
These are the type of people who fully rely on the "goodness of others" to get by otherwise. And this conversation is the type you have with a good friend when you're high...not something that you actually think will get you anywhere.
Girl my husband makes way more then me!! I don't make anything I'm a stay at home mom and he doesn't make me feel like there's a "power dynamic " how weird of her to think that way she wasn't in the right relationship then 😂
@scatterbrain_jane I love this!! Yes we support each other every other way ❤️ he never makes me feel bad about him being the only "breadwinner " and he gets me every single thing I need or want and the kids so I couldn't ask for a better husband and it sounds like u couldn't ask for a better one either I love that for us ❤️
Rich dad poor dad related: The podcast If Books Could Kill did a really good episode about it. It was helpful to understand everything that was so misleading about it, without having to slog through it myself.
Really liked when they did that book. Never read it, but I remember hearing about it back in the day (probably on Oprah), but more recently I mostly associate it with Amway/MLMs generally.
Ethan's "true" at 4:44 when you say this video is going to be hard to get thru 😂 Poor Ethan, I'm sure there are days when he wonders what on earth he got himself into when agreeing to be your editor! Haha
My brother in law bought a kangen water machine and fell totally victim to all of the harmful beliefs that are pushed. The man attempted to convince myself as well as others that drinking the water would replace the need to take medications for mental health, cure chronic illnesses, replace vaccinations, and could even replace traditional cancer treatment. When my partner and I lived with his brother we found his book filled with notes that he would take during training or business classes. He had pages full of advice on how to use peoples struggles, traumas or illnesses to sell water machines/the bottles of water that he would make to sell. I believe that he was already struggling with mental health issues of his own prior, but the rhetoric that is pushed in this MLM only worsened him. After we tried to talk to him about what he was doing and how wrong it was, things became very volatile. We moved and have had nothing to do with him for almost 2 years. It caused a massive rift between other family members and my brother in law as well. It is truly so disgusting that people are profiting by taking advantage of other people.
Ugh, I have a "friend" from high school who sings opera and thinks she's a spiritual coach that can help you "cure" your trauma. She barely graduated with her music degree and is in no way qualified to coach anything to anyone; let alone give mental health advice. This dance lady and her would have a lot to bond over.....
Thanks for clarifying that she was saying "jade egg" and not J-Date. For a minute there I thought she was really into making sure the single Jews were having great sex.
Sadly, it doesn’t surprise me that this is the exact type of person that was attracted to her & her team. It’s so sad. I wish we could hear the TRUTH from her a year from now about how this TRULY panned out. Not the outward facing narrative…
Yikes on bikes on feathers. I wonder if cool pants lady is still this enthusiastic about the water filters now that her commission from buying one for herself is spent and she's stuck making payments for the next 6 years or so at something like 25%. Ick to all of this. Also I love that the feathers are positioned behind Sabre and not between them LOL
"Somatic embodiment modalities " is a psychotherapy thing for people who i assume have a "wounded" inner child from trauma in childhood. Examples of the modalities are meditation , energy healing. Its connecting your energy to your physical body and being aware of it and trying to heal those wounds from trauma. I have a bachelors in psych and had to look all of that up.
They talk exactly how I would when I forgot that there was a homework presentation at school one day so I did extensive research for an hour during lunch and came up with word salad as improv.
I have been a stay at home mom for 11 years. I have done odd jobs here and there but my husband has always been the financial provider for our family and I can promise you he would tell anyone and everyone who asks that if anyone is in charge its me but we choose to be partners cause that's what you do in a HEALTHY relationship. . Good loed this person got me fired up!!!
Often, I just watch your videos because I so enjoy the way you react to things! And I mean that in the best possible way. I first got into anti-mlm content on UA-cam via Hannah Alonso (no idea why her video was a recommended video as I had not searched anything (anit)MLM anything) and I am enjoying many of these creators, but your reactions (as in the way you react) is by far my favourite because you don't hold back LOL. As someone who has ADHD and ASD, I often respond to things like that myself :D Your 'no bullshit' responds are just wonderful! Oh and I find that these MLMers so a lot (of words) without actually saying anything...kinda like politicians LOL
is she shouting across the room into her airpods mic or what? what is this sound setup? you'd think if she was a whiz at monetizing her social media she'd know that proper peripherals are a necessity...
I know they are trying to sound smart when they talk in this... odd way but I swear they're also being intentionally vague and confusing to make other people feel like if they sell their top secret filters they'll magically understand all the vague big words.
I think she means reconnecting with her physical body to heal past trauma. I’d be curious what modalities she’s referring to. There’s definitely research into the connection between the brain and body in trauma, and people do often feel disconnected from their physical self (dissociation). Idk why she needed to phrase it in a way no one would understand though lmao. I’m a therapist and I still needed to google.
Agree! *also a (trauma specific) therapist* a lot of the terms she used are clinical/ wouldn’t necessarily expect a lay person to use/toss out - I understood what she was saying - but it was interesting to hear it that way from a non-peer in a non-clinical setting.
Love your channel! It has helped me so much to move on and not feel ashamed and get some great laughs!!! Yes my name is also Sabre but i am not the one in the video 😅
I get it. I had a partner once in the methamphetamine industry & I worked for him too but he almost blew up the trailer & got busted while I was out at the Walmart so he’s locked up now & this lady has a crystal clear plan she has been able to verbalize to get me back on my feet. Saber tooth holla at me girl
If you work with cannabis more then likely you do say cannabis industry when you're in a somewhat professional setting. If you're with you're people you just say I work with weed lol
"We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings." -Ursula K. Le Guin (Capitalism and money have not always exist and we as humans do not require them to organize ourselves.)
I like how they tried to just brush over the debt. Lady, your bank isn't going to accept that your debt is going to improve your future if you don't have the $$ to pay your rent. No wonder she used to live in her car.
Words that are red flags for me: season, beautiful, powerful, empowerment, intention, attraction, manifesting, entrepreneur. And I kid you not, I LITERALLY just had a discussion with my dad the other day and he told me I should read Rich Dad, Poor Dad because he believes in all that crap and will do ANYTHING to avoid going to therapy.
I did yoga teacher training, so I could learn how to bring mindfulness and movement safely to my clients in my occupational therapy job, and some of the people in the training were so similar to this lady. So many of them went through, like one trauma, or one course and then did this yoga teacher training and then wanted to market their lived experience in this way. I had to get away from the yoga teacher, space and only use my training with my clients because this Woooooo stuff was too much for me.
I'm so confused.... They're selling water filters?? I thought this was for something else for sure. She is talking about sex and self help. What does that have to do with water?
I’m just hanging out drinking wine and living for Chelsea’s facial expressions. “If you are insufferable, you are not good et marketing!” ~Chelsea. NOTED 🍷🍷
Glad to know the “power dynamic” between my husband and I is utterly terrible according to these Boss Babes. Yeah, my husband makes a shit ton more than I ever will and I am financially dependent on him. I am also chronically ill and can only ever work very little hours or I risk going into a flare and putting myself back into the hospital. Has my husband ever made me feel guilt over this? Never. He’s the one that recently convinced me to cut my hours further so I could concentrate on my health because his greatest wish is “to grow old together” (what a monster, am I right ladies? 😂). It’s bad if you are financially dependent on an abuser who lords their earning capacity over you, but if you are in an equal healthy relationship it’s fine. Also, way to throw unpaid labor under the bus. Cooking, cleaning, finances, child care etc is valuable work and should be respected even when it doesn’t bring in a paycheque.
Okay yall don't freak out... But...
Guys... I used to date Sabre about a decade ago... Man do I have some horror stories.
I remember when I first noticed the MLM stuff on her page and knew there was some major bullshit being spun.. So you can imagine... these videos are giving me LIFE.
EXCUSE ME
Do tell more.
We need the TEA
We need to know please! She looks like a narcissist. & I see you dance with fire poi. That's cool lol I hoop!
🍵 ☕️🍵☕️🍵☕️🍵☕️ - tea for everyone take one and have a seat
I was also financially dependent on my partner. I am now proud to announce that this will continue to be the case, and I have no plans to join a creepy MLM.
Same hahahaha
lol preach!! Same here 😂
Yup!!
hahahah i laughed out loud at this hahahhaah
My partner is financially dependent on me, and I don't need him to stress out finding a different job at this time. After being broke for a decade, it feels so great to be able to take care of someone I love.
I can see why MLMs attract fundamentalists. They’re all accustomed to speaking a lot of words but never actually saying anything.
Critical questioning of others’ beliefs they’re attempting to convince you of too - because then the parish would question individual priests and “prophets”.
LDS/Mormons too. Questioning your parents is akin to top-tier crimes like m***der.
Making it ‘cutesy and alternative’ is shocking to see.
Exactly. It's the same thought suppressing bullshit they've been steeping in their whole lives but with the added bonus of the promise of money, prizes, and lifelong sisterhood 🤦
If she had stood up at the end, and the peacock feathers stood up with her, I would have applauded.
That would have been so Josephine Baker!
The only thing these ladies are filtering out is their sanity.
lol
💯💯💯😂😂😂
"That inner fire, girlfriend go to a doctor; that could be chlamydia" - came for the information/tea, staying for the humor 😆
I have made more than my husband and I have made less than my husband. We’re still equal partners in our relationship. Because neither one of us are horrible, jealous, controlling, evil psychopaths.
Sameee
Yayyyy congrats on being normal!!! I legitimately feel like we don’t get enough credit for this lol
My fiance makes aboutn$80,000 more a year then I do. Her and I have a joint bank account. What's mine is hers and what's hers is mine, and I love her for being so perfect and fair
The fact that this woman is targeting people with CPTSD is shameful. Sickening. It should be illegal.
My sister is part of a local new age “boss babe” community tht does the same thing - targets vulnerable people by claiming they are able to heal “ancestral trauma” or whatever garbage. It’s so unethical. Idek how to even talk to my sister anymore knowing she’s doing this
They talk about it like it’s therapy. She makes it sound like she is a therapist and can heal people. It’s scary. Please go to therapy instead.
And targeting sex workers
These are the type of women that get arrested attempting to meditate on the pyramids of Giza in tanks tops and shorts and then complain that they were harrassed by Egyptian police.
Got that right!
It always boggles my mind that people can listen to others who talk this way and actually find it deep and/or inspiring when it's just flowery gibberish.
So. Many. Words. My ADHD brain literally can’t and starts tuning it out.
Full on word salad! Also have an ADHD brain, some how I get impatient when others don't get to the point..... but cannot tell a short story to save my life.
I am currently earning my Master's degree and let me tell you, I've read academic papers that make more sense. There were points in this I had to rewind them and listen again to what they were saying and it STILL didn't mean anything to me. I hope they didn't break my brain with their verbal diarrhea.
right! like when you actually listen to every word it’s all just buzz words
@@robina.9402right? Dani Donovan's comic about ADHD storytelling hits more than a little close to home. Still working on skipping the final step, apologise, when it's not needed.
My husband and I are financially dependant on eachother since we share everything. That is how we choose to live and it works for us. I wish people would stop making it out to be this hOrRiBLe existence. Per like and such as, kindly calm down Sabre.
I love this comment. I truly believe we’re meant to have a partner TO rely on them for things since we can’t do everything alone. I hate constantly hearing women tell other women to never rely on your partner for anything when that’s literally the point of a relationship. Otherwise you might as well just be roommates.
I used to have a roommate who bought a kangen thingy.. she went on and on "if you drink 8 big bottles of kangen water a day your skin will clear up and you will feel better.. "
I tried to argue If you drank that much of ANY water you would have the same result.. sheesh
I have 2 family members who bought them and still passed from cancer. Go figure.
😢 so sorry to hear that. That's rough.
@@jolenejoleeene Had a professor in undergrad (who held her doctorate in neuroscience and neurobiology) who fell for it too and thought it would help her father who had cancer. So sad and so sick
@@jolenejoleeeneI'm so sorry. I hope they didn't think it would help them with the cancer.
@@maryeckel9682 They did. They were desperate and preyed upon for a quick cash grab from the dying. I cannot stand Kangen shills.
Thankfully, neither of them stopped actual treatment for the magic water. One never even took it out of the box, the other's widower still swears by and uses the machine to this day.
I'm getting more and more contempt for individuals who just decide they're qualified to provide services to people strictly based on their experiences. Its dishonest, unethical, and you can cause real harm to people. I have two degrees in psychology and have worked in mental health for over 5 years and feel super competent in this area. Despite that I would NEVER lead someone to believe I can provide therapy because I don't have a clinical license and it would be unethical.
I'm a dancer and I encounter a lot of dancers like this: they think that everyone wants to watch them deal with their trauma via performance. It's frequently cringey. I've seen performance where the point is to express a trauma and that's powerful, but I'm talking about dancers who think they have to have this deep therapy session while they perform, no matter the venue. Tbh, the audience is there just to have a good time.
These types of trauma dumpers are at poetry open mics too. I feel pity for them because it just makes everyone in the room apart of a very difficult trauma processing without their explicit consent.
That’s on TOP of targeting women with CPTSD which almost certainly has a s*xual ab*se component to it, as we know 1 in 2 / 1 in 3 women are survivors of some variety in that department (including myself and almost all women in my family).
Rage -> Pity -> Rage again, for my Sabre-meter right now. She’s so self righteous.
This is giving me flashbacks to houseparties I went to in the early 90s, my misspent youth. There was always a group of women who looked like this, talked like this, and were firmly convinced they were both brilliant and original. Video quality checks out, too.
... and they are probably MLM hoppers now too.
I know exactly what you are talking about. The groups of people who think they are deep and are being philosophical.... it's liken no. I want to scream "you are using so many words to say absolutely nothing"
She looks like the rich new sge spiritual people that backpack in South east asia thst end up in actual cults instead of corporate cults
OMG yes. Why in god's name are they doing this "interview" with a camera placed in space, and audio at the bottom of the ocean!
I've figured it out. You have to string together as many buzzwords and invented terms as possible, talk like the valley girls of the 90s, and use 'like', 'literally', 'you guys', and 'hop on here' as much as possible and then you can succeed in an MLM.
🎯🎯🎯💯💯💯😂😂😂
I am cringing at the lack of personal space on that couch. I don’t want anyone sitting that close to me.
Why does this feel like a scam Moira Rose would have gotten sucked into on a Schitts Creek episode??? ITS A SPECIAL WATER FILTER JOHN! CHILDREN, COME DRINK THIS MOMMY NEEDS TO SWITCH HER WIG!
With the feathers maybe she's giving you "The Crowening" vibes.
The way they’re throwing ten cent words in there (and using them incorrectly) reminds me of the way Ruby Franke and Jodi Hildebrand speak. I almost expect them to throw the word “distortion” in there at some point.
Omg you're onto something.
"We all can't be hinged." - I think I just heard my new life motto! 👍😄
Your tired mom glow is slaying!! I recognize this too much from me a few months ago!! Youre kicking ass ❤️
Sabre Bruffy... the gift that keeps on giving.
Just like chlamydia!
@@christinescott5002😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@christinescott5002I read this as soon as Chelsea made the chlamydia joke 😂 perfect timing
So….how long before Sabre comments on this video stating that she sold 93 filters and gained 567 followers since it was posted?. 🤔🤔🤔
She'll never mention the filters though. 😂
@@hawkeyescoffee6399 that is true lol!!!!
I love when Ethan adds his thoughts with little edits here and there! I would love to see a Ethan reveal/Q&A 😂
"If Books Could Kill" podcast's episode on Rich Dad, Poor Dad is absolutely hilarious; highly recommend. That book is utter nonsense and I immediately side eye anyone who speaks positively about it.
If books could kill, well if you throw a hard cover hard enough a concussion maybe. Sorry that tittle is so strange. Or the book has a hidden compartment for something.
@@nancywillaert5129 it’s a pun… you know the saying “if looks could kill”?
UGH. I feel like anyone who can just let their shawl, sweater, or shirt "comfortably" just fall off of their shoulders is sus. That drives me CRAZY!
I hope everything works out on the house for you two! And what the heck were those women talking about?!?! I feel like I lost a few brain cells listening to them and I'll be honest, I don't have too many of those left to spare. LOL
I have CPTSD and I'd never demean anyone's trauma. I also would never use my trauma to sell anything
Good!!
Also Chelsea’s resigned “…honestly that makes sense…that makes sense” in response to her jade egg revelation sent me 😂😂😂
At minute 14:45, I was flabberghasted how much unexcited someone can look, after they had just said how *excited* they are...
I love that this obnoxious glitter filter keeps covering these ~SouL SisTeRs~ faces lol
I am acquaintances with a girl who was in her downline and actually did live in a car and I'm wondering....how do they keep finding people who lived in their cars for this!? Feels very niche 😅
I wish I could subscribe to you all over again. I laughed out loud for the first time today when you said, “…shave your head, take your hands off the wheel…” I never comment because, lazy, but I want this algorithm to do right by you ❤.
Sabre really leaned into the scavenger bird look with all the feathers.
“Twerking in cobble stone streets In front of a Swedish palace” is the best line I have ever heard from Chelsea !!😭
Very Eurovision vibes. I'm in.
These are the type of people who fully rely on the "goodness of others" to get by otherwise. And this conversation is the type you have with a good friend when you're high...not something that you actually think will get you anywhere.
Girl my husband makes way more then me!! I don't make anything I'm a stay at home mom and he doesn't make me feel like there's a "power dynamic " how weird of her to think that way she wasn't in the right relationship then 😂
@scatterbrain_jane I love this!! Yes we support each other every other way ❤️ he never makes me feel bad about him being the only "breadwinner " and he gets me every single thing I need or want and the kids so I couldn't ask for a better husband and it sounds like u couldn't ask for a better one either I love that for us ❤️
Exactly! Same here, my husband is the sole income earner but we consider ourselves partners in our relationship. There’s no weird power dynamic.
You look especially gorgeous today! Also I cannot with Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium 😂
Rich dad poor dad related: The podcast If Books Could Kill did a really good episode about it. It was helpful to understand everything that was so misleading about it, without having to slog through it myself.
I loved that episode!
Really liked when they did that book. Never read it, but I remember hearing about it back in the day (probably on Oprah), but more recently I mostly associate it with Amway/MLMs generally.
Fantastic tip!!!
I’m gonna start listening tomorrow!
Ethan's "true" at 4:44 when you say this video is going to be hard to get thru 😂
Poor Ethan, I'm sure there are days when he wonders what on earth he got himself into when agreeing to be your editor! Haha
when you're in a word salad competition and your opponents are MLM girlies 0.0
My brother in law bought a kangen water machine and fell totally victim to all of the harmful beliefs that are pushed. The man attempted to convince myself as well as others that drinking the water would replace the need to take medications for mental health, cure chronic illnesses, replace vaccinations, and could even replace traditional cancer treatment. When my partner and I lived with his brother we found his book filled with notes that he would take during training or business classes. He had pages full of advice on how to use peoples struggles, traumas or illnesses to sell water machines/the bottles of water that he would make to sell. I believe that he was already struggling with mental health issues of his own prior, but the rhetoric that is pushed in this MLM only worsened him. After we tried to talk to him about what he was doing and how wrong it was, things became very volatile. We moved and have had nothing to do with him for almost 2 years. It caused a massive rift between other family members and my brother in law as well. It is truly so disgusting that people are profiting by taking advantage of other people.
Ugh, I have a "friend" from high school who sings opera and thinks she's a spiritual coach that can help you "cure" your trauma. She barely graduated with her music degree and is in no way qualified to coach anything to anyone; let alone give mental health advice. This dance lady and her would have a lot to bond over.....
If there was ever a "culty" look sabre you nailed it
Thanks for clarifying that she was saying "jade egg" and not J-Date. For a minute there I thought she was really into making sure the single Jews were having great sex.
She just said she made $15k on teaching social media/ coaching… ???? we DON’T believe you. Full stop, she’s a liar.
I can’t take Sabre seriously because all I can think of is Michael Scott and his struggles with Sabre😂
Sadly, it doesn’t surprise me that this is the exact type of person that was attracted to her & her team. It’s so sad. I wish we could hear the TRUTH from her a year from now about how this TRULY panned out. Not the outward facing narrative…
Yikes on bikes on feathers. I wonder if cool pants lady is still this enthusiastic about the water filters now that her commission from buying one for herself is spent and she's stuck making payments for the next 6 years or so at something like 25%. Ick to all of this. Also I love that the feathers are positioned behind Sabre and not between them LOL
She is happy to be connecting with humans on her journey…Um, what? Is she alien? 👽🤔🤨😂
"Somatic embodiment modalities " is a psychotherapy thing for people who i assume have a "wounded" inner child from trauma in childhood. Examples of the modalities are meditation , energy healing. Its connecting your energy to your physical body and being aware of it and trying to heal those wounds from trauma. I have a bachelors in psych and had to look all of that up.
“It’s like they used a thesaurus for every word” - OMG THIS!! 😂😂😂
They talk exactly how I would when I forgot that there was a homework presentation at school one day so I did extensive research for an hour during lunch and came up with word salad as improv.
I didn't pay attention to this one very well all I learned was that a puppy needed cuddles. 🐕
This is like Goop meets Burning Man meets a 70s women's encounter group meets a Ponzi scheme.
Hahahahaha absolutely ACCURATE.
I'm drinking my third coffee at 1am so yes... I am ready for this amount of crazy.
1am girl where are you lol hahaha it’s 10 am where I am 😂
I have been a stay at home mom for 11 years. I have done odd jobs here and there but my husband has always been the financial provider for our family and I can promise you he would tell anyone and everyone who asks that if anyone is in charge its me but we choose to be partners cause that's what you do in a HEALTHY relationship. . Good loed this person got me fired up!!!
I’m pretty sure listening to these water filter ladies just made me stupider.
Yay! My new favorite 😂. Enjoying this video while I drink my trash Aquafina water that is likely filled with garbage😂😂.
Often, I just watch your videos because I so enjoy the way you react to things! And I mean that in the best possible way. I first got into anti-mlm content on UA-cam via Hannah Alonso (no idea why her video was a recommended video as I had not searched anything (anit)MLM anything) and I am enjoying many of these creators, but your reactions (as in the way you react) is by far my favourite because you don't hold back LOL. As someone who has ADHD and ASD, I often respond to things like that myself :D Your 'no bullshit' responds are just wonderful!
Oh and I find that these MLMers so a lot (of words) without actually saying anything...kinda like politicians LOL
I'm 3 min in and I've cringed so much I think it will replace my daily workout
Word vomit and big words and nonsense. Running circles around made up BS they think sounds fancy and educated.
I really love how your unpacking this stuff
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This video reminds me of junior high when our journalism class had to take turns pretending to interview people.
Yesssss!!!!!!
Is it just me or did she use word salad to cover up that her boyfriend was a dealer?
is she shouting across the room into her airpods mic or what? what is this sound setup? you'd think if she was a whiz at monetizing her social media she'd know that proper peripherals are a necessity...
I know they are trying to sound smart when they talk in this... odd way but I swear they're also being intentionally vague and confusing to make other people feel like if they sell their top secret filters they'll magically understand all the vague big words.
PER LIKE SUCH AS - Chelsea. I've got tears omfg
It’s my favourite when Chelsea says ‘First of all.. how dare you?’
“People who have Cheeto fingers” lol the commentary today was on point
😂😂😂 You're killing me Chelsea. You're freaking intro is hilarious
I think she means reconnecting with her physical body to heal past trauma. I’d be curious what modalities she’s referring to. There’s definitely research into the connection between the brain and body in trauma, and people do often feel disconnected from their physical self (dissociation). Idk why she needed to phrase it in a way no one would understand though lmao. I’m a therapist and I still needed to google.
Agree! *also a (trauma specific) therapist* a lot of the terms she used are clinical/ wouldn’t necessarily expect a lay person to use/toss out - I understood what she was saying - but it was interesting to hear it that way from a non-peer in a non-clinical setting.
A lot of it is practiced by unlicensed (or licensed by sketchy skools) people, that's for sure.
Love your channel! It has helped me so much to move on and not feel ashamed and get some great laughs!!!
Yes my name is also Sabre but i am not the one in the video 😅
I get it. I had a partner once in the methamphetamine industry & I worked for him too but he almost blew up the trailer & got busted while I was out at the Walmart so he’s locked up now & this lady has a crystal clear plan she has been able to verbalize to get me back on my feet.
Saber tooth holla at me girl
….wait, what?
@@JennWhyte31 lol she said she dated someone in the cananabis industry lol I’m joking it was sarcasm lol
@@GretchenTheGreat😂 funny
You're hilarious 😂😂
“Jade eggs in your cooter”😂😂😂
Financially sovereign? You were right. They flat out found a thesaurus and replaced every other word like god damn.
chelsea i love watching your videos while i work on my paintings!
Love that! Send me a dm on IG of what you’re working on I’d love to see it
I love the rebranding of things lol. Corporate entertainer and “in the cannabis industry”.
If you work with cannabis more then likely you do say cannabis industry when you're in a somewhat professional setting. If you're with you're people you just say I work with weed lol
Right??? 😆 Heard that and thought "working as a bud tender at your local rec shop is barely the 'cannabis industry'"
You make me literally lol. Love ya, girl! Keep doing what you are doing. 😘
Them sitting next to each other on a bench gives me the vibe “your table’s ready”. 👩🍳
I feel like this gives the same vibes as culty christians wanting to “share their testimonies”
Like Ruby Franke and Jodi Hildebrandt.
"We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings." -Ursula K. Le Guin
(Capitalism and money have not always exist and we as humans do not require them to organize ourselves.)
“Take your hands off the wheel,” ma’am I’m going 70, I think not!
This is wild.... Wtf am I watching? What are they talking about?!😅
Lol the amazing podcast If Books Could Kill did an episode about Rich Dad Poor Dad. That book is a joke hahahaha
She’s a conscious entrepreneur. I’m excited for her that she’s conscious right now. 😅…also, did she say “womb recognition”?? I’m sorry, whaaat??
I like how they tried to just brush over the debt. Lady, your bank isn't going to accept that your debt is going to improve your future if you don't have the $$ to pay your rent. No wonder she used to live in her car.
Words that are red flags for me: season, beautiful, powerful, empowerment, intention, attraction, manifesting, entrepreneur.
And I kid you not, I LITERALLY just had a discussion with my dad the other day and he told me I should read Rich Dad, Poor Dad because he believes in all that crap and will do ANYTHING to avoid going to therapy.
I did yoga teacher training, so I could learn how to bring mindfulness and movement safely to my clients in my occupational therapy job, and some of the people in the training were so similar to this lady. So many of them went through, like one trauma, or one course and then did this yoga teacher training and then wanted to market their lived experience in this way. I had to get away from the yoga teacher, space and only use my training with my clients because this Woooooo stuff was too much for me.
Your humor is my favorite 😂
This is comedy gold!! The feathers....OMG, I can't breath....🤣🤣🤣
I'm so confused.... They're selling water filters?? I thought this was for something else for sure. She is talking about sex and self help. What does that have to do with water?
A feather factory would not hire her, they know they'd missing a whole bunch of stock all of a sudden.
I’m just hanging out drinking wine and living for Chelsea’s facial expressions. “If you are insufferable, you are not good et marketing!” ~Chelsea. NOTED 🍷🍷
Sabre is definitely a pole dancer, bringing other pole dancers into Secret Water Filters.
And good for her (for pole dancing)!
@@maryeckel9682 I’m sure her kids are very proud.
"We all can't be hinged." 😂
Why do I feel like her partner held their income over her head? How else do you explain the weird conversation about the power dynamic?
Thank you for this. Because I’ve seen this going around and the checks they are getting and I’m like hold up what is this ???
Your outro cracked me up today. I needed that, thank you.
Glad to know the “power dynamic” between my husband and I is utterly terrible according to these Boss Babes. Yeah, my husband makes a shit ton more than I ever will and I am financially dependent on him. I am also chronically ill and can only ever work very little hours or I risk going into a flare and putting myself back into the hospital. Has my husband ever made me feel guilt over this? Never. He’s the one that recently convinced me to cut my hours further so I could concentrate on my health because his greatest wish is “to grow old together” (what a monster, am I right ladies? 😂). It’s bad if you are financially dependent on an abuser who lords their earning capacity over you, but if you are in an equal healthy relationship it’s fine. Also, way to throw unpaid labor under the bus. Cooking, cleaning, finances, child care etc is valuable work and should be respected even when it doesn’t bring in a paycheque.
I've never heard somebody use so many words to say absolutely nothing. She's ridiculous!