He has passive income in the form a couple businesses,UA-cam at this point is optional Edit:thought it was a funny observation that he can pay bills with titty cups so hate if u want,eat my nuts
2:55 i know a white cat named discharge. he gets postered regularly in a facebook group im in and we all celebrate him and laugh at the people finding out his name for the first time. all hail discharge.
I saw a video mimicking schlatt’s editing style it literally made a video before schlatt did. Schlatt did nothing for so long someone else took action that’s insane.
@@LegendOfJake I don't know what you're implying and frankly I'm not so fond of your indirect and suspicious ways of messaging me, Jake, it's giving me the ick so I need you to know I could literally never have romantic feelings towards you let alone let you sleep with me
schlatt: didn’t he immediately have a “will you shut up man” shirt also schlatt: waits two days to start capitalizing on the attempted assassination of the former president of the united states.
Hopefully Jschlatt knows that over 90% of the hypothetical reaction video challenge he just came up with will be filled with people editing him laughing over footage of 9/11 lmfao
CLAIM YOUR INNOCENCE
BUY THE SHIRT: schlatt.co
no
@@rydm0541 please
ion wanna😢
AINT NO WAY
why is the schlanket $50
big guy starts talking at 0:00
Thanks
thank you
Thanks 🙏🙏🙏
Thank you for being so kind
SPOILER ALERT:.
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Stops talking at 16:13
the bills were due
the due were bills
please buy a schlanket
He has passive income in the form a couple businesses,UA-cam at this point is optional
Edit:thought it was a funny observation that he can pay bills with titty cups so hate if u want,eat my nuts
@schlattco what if i don't?
@@schlattcoI'm poor
Schlatt, it's time to acknowledge that relocating to New York was not a prudent financial move.
please buy the t-shirt.
please buy the t-shirt
@@schlattco no however if you make the schillow I'll buy it
@@schlattcoill buy a schluddle schaoliosis
@@schlattcoSo this clearly means that you are obviously in need of financial help 😢 thoughts and prayers big guy😔✌️🫶🏽
2:55
i know a white cat named discharge. he gets postered regularly in a facebook group im in and we all celebrate him and laugh at the people finding out his name for the first time. all hail discharge.
All hail discharge
Tell Discharge that I would die for him
He might be named after the band?
Nice rack!
@@amodelbello2794you don’t have a choice
Everyone knows the saying "If not friend, why friend shaped?" But they don't realize there's another version. "If not friend shaped, why friend?"
“Schlitoris” never ceases to amaze me by refusing to utilize the army of criminals and engineers in his fan base for his own purposes.
Don’t give him ideas
I got poo
@@funnyphrog9745Nono, let him cook
"refusing"
When will this stop bruh its over used
Schlatt don’t say “he’s got 4 months” last time you predicted something THE QUEEN DIED💀
Mid October will be an interesting time...
Nah let him speak
I say double down.
@@Crazy56U fr
Double it and give it to the next president
I guess “I was not responsible for what happened in Butler PA 2024” needed grocery money.
too quick with it
@@micahhurley4146it's been a week
@@micahhurley4146obviously he planned the whole thing for a merch drop
@@micahhurley4146 not quick enough
I work in butler PA, I saw him there. He was wearing a giant Inflatable Hillary Clinton ton costume.
“Joes got 4… months”
4 months later he resigns from office
0:10 Awww, such a cute cat
You are wrong that is a reptile
@@snaifhassnan6348 that's a cat wdym
@@snaifhassnan6348witness the pussy, fool
@@snaifhassnan6348that’s a cat
Cutest cat to ever exist
“Schlutt”, we all know you use this app when you run low on money. There’s no need to dance around it.
I gotta Schlutt next to
Me
That's wild
@@MrVenom1 schbutt himself said that😭
@@partyghost3124 Lol
“Claim your innocence” is the hardest marketing line I’ve EVER heard
I bought it because of that
I love the fact that 50% of the time people talk about cats it’s cute and the other 50% of the time it’s large reptiles
Friend shaped 🥰
If you love it so much why don't you marry it. I know what you are
if apex predator why friend shaped?
“Kubo has a plan” is it his fault it’s joever??? Come on now Kubo 😭 can’t just threaten the president into dropping out like that
Qubo*
4:12 July 19th 2024: " It's like a melancholy what we're in for, for the next 4 years" July 21st 2024:not anymore, no more sleepy Joe 😢
I feel like I have already seen this video...
someone already made this hes just a little late
@@THECABLEMANoh that's why I'm feeling a deja vu
Yeah, same vod was edited on some other channel
Yeah same thought I was crazy
yeah someone studied him and did this first
5:38 as someone who was there, he only dropped a few, a lot of the balls on the ground were thrown by people in the crowd
how long did it take for him to empty da jar
@@fishstickfailur3 I don’t know, I think around 20-ish minutes.
Oh and he was allergic to Gluten 💀
@@Mr.Spade1 Overcoming personal hurdles to entertain the masses. Truly a hero of the people
Isn’t Cheeseball man Anthpo?
@@Bizzaro_Popehe released a vid and yes it's him
BRO THERE WAS AN AD AND IT CUT OFF CUMSHOT PERFECTLY HOLY SHIT IM CRYING
"YOU NAMED HIM CUMSHO-"
"Alta beauty"
HELP IM SOBBINGGG
I NEED CUMSHOT WHERE IS HE😭😭😭😭
Very poor choice of words
@@T3chN00bZ WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED HELP WITH???????? SHUT UPP
I got baited into thinking shcklats busted on camera
13:45
shikanokonokonokokoshitantan
しかのこのこのここしたんたん
シカノコノコノココシタンタン
시카노코노코노코코시탄탄
1:19 that aged well…
‘It’s not even friend shape.’ is the best way to describe a crocodilian 😭
Agree to disagree crocodiles are very silly
Sillydiles
They are fun until you find one that is. 25 feet long and has half inch thick teeth and the next thing you know your arm is gone
7:35 love how schlatt can’t make eye contact with him😭
He’s so down bad
4:35 if joe dies in 4 months schlatts gonna put out another shirt
Honestly that would be awesome 😭
replying to this just in case this is a foreshadow
And then he’ll make another reaction video!
2 months countdown
@@IqmalAziz one left.
4:36 Its 4 months today it’s only a matter of time
thats what im sayin
1:53 bro made a sequel for his Queen Elizabeth shirt
This video is his way of coping after only getting 4 seconds of screentime on the mr beast video
Schlatts humour is not exactly suited for a Mr beast video so that’s probably why
@@RealmDragolord_X Schlutt's humor isn't really well suited to any videos but his own.
@@joedingo7022What about Yahiarice
7:51 bro was blushing 💀
We all know he wanted to nut so bad
Schlappadoodle is clearly desperate for some dollar by bating us with how Jover it is
8:48 someone said "joe biden vs gravity" 😭😭😭
1:47 “Hold on boys” Sir I’m a girl
What’s yo numbuh
SCHLATT HAS OFFICIALLY GONE BANKRUPT!!!
He now has to resort to reaction content to feed his landchad.
I hope you can get the gort of the year this year
@@8tober don’t worry, I’M LOCKED IN
@@RealGortTheSerf Me and all my mushroom friends are voting for you!
Gort why aren't you in the field its harvest time
Voting you for serf of the year
lol who else saw the guy who was able to edit the vod into an identical video like 2 weeks before this one
Yeah that video solos this one ngl
do you know what the title of the video is? i watched it and i've been searching for a good minute
and it felt easier to watch as well 💀
@@imissmysoup2 "Jschlatt Ranks More ABSURD Tiktoks" by woahsnake
@@TheCac i feel like its the animal crossing music thats in the background of every video, its sort of annoying at this point
1:10 aged poorly already 😭
LOL
I swear he must have looked at the Simpsons notes sheet.
Opeee
4:01
11:20
Ah, thought that was going somewhere else.
But nope.
Where did you think?
I thought it was going to be some cringe transphobic shit
@@a15yearold yes the person with a trans flag was going to be transphobic
0:07 that’s just your average Florida cat
As A south Floridian, I can confirm my grandparents cat looked just like that.
Swamp puppy
@@Somthing_probably definitely friendly
100% Cat
I saw a video mimicking schlatt’s editing style it literally made a video before schlatt did. Schlatt did nothing for so long someone else took action that’s insane.
yeah woahsnake? they are cool
11:11 i was not expecting that... and this is a thing to expect from a schlatt video
5:24 Wasn’t this Antpo?
Yeah
I see that the "Schlooter" is gaslighting us about Butler again.
He truly is the schlassassin of all time
@@McPoshuabro the “schlassassin” got me DEAD 💀
@@jkosior6742 it almost got trump dead too
Schlitoris acting like he didn’t create and curate this community
fucking who
We are a Petri dish he made in his little lab, like a mad schlientist
8:06 has 9/11 upvotes
7:35 look at the upvotes
Look in your closet
Crazy numbers 💀🙏🔥🔥🔥
2:03 HOG RIDER🔥😭
Imagine if the Harlem Globetrotters did baseball, that'd be so crazy
Have you seen the bananas?
@@LegendOfJake I don't know what you're implying and frankly I'm not so fond of your indirect and suspicious ways of messaging me, Jake, it's giving me the ick so I need you to know I could literally never have romantic feelings towards you let alone let you sleep with me
@@WatcherTeachertf
@@CheeseMiser Least schizophrenic Schlingus fan interaction
Peace love
i was about to say "didnt i already watch this video" then i realised that was an unofficial edit
ong same
NO WONDER I THOUGHTNI WAS HAVING DEJA VU OMG
schlatt saying "it's fake" to the fish fuck at 1:37 is insane seeing as he was just announcing Kubo has sentience like 30 seconds earlier
schlatt: didn’t he immediately have a “will you shut up man” shirt
also schlatt: waits two days to start capitalizing on the attempted assassination of the former president of the united states.
"He's got four more.... months"
*Uploaded 4 months ago*
5:42 fun fact, the anonymous man was Anthpo in a costume
Oh, I'm actually kinda disappointed. I hoped it was some rando.
makes sense tbh
Sigh.
4:37 gonna be back here in four months
oh no
Lmaoooo I’ll see you here brother 🫡
"the schluman schlentipede 2: full schlequence" really went nuts in the "rankings" in this one!
11:11 Ï genuinely had to take a break after this
What the
Igor???
1:50
As a person living in PA, I think you need to get the ukelele, Schlatt.
8:01 Never Forget the upvote count
Cant believe a fan channel edited and uploaded this vod better and earlier than the actual channel lmao
Knew I was right in thinking these are like the exact same videos that guy studied the style perfectly 😭
longer too😂
I felt like I was watching the same video
Isn't this his second channel?
3:39 When people say "They'll let you off the hook for now" a bit too literally
Hopefully Jschlatt knows that over 90% of the hypothetical reaction video challenge he just came up with will be filled with people editing him laughing over footage of 9/11 lmfao
9:29 cat EMBERED
You know what else keeps your phone from being snatched? A minor amount of situation awareness.
2:40 i have never heard "shlorp" laugh that genuinely before. Not since what happened in 1999 at least
Is he going to rank it yet
amazing plot twist
in 2030 "he" actually will rank every single tiktok, my uncle who works at "schlatt co" told me
*yank
schlatt: "oh my GOD, it's an ad"
also schlatt: *immediately plays an ad of his own after complaining about an ad*
anthony po's reveal he is cheeseball man makes 5:25 so much more funny
Love the fact that all those clips are put in a random order and not in the order "Schlatt" looked at them on stream.
The bills were due
If I can find a single Jschlong video that does not have his name in quotation marks, I will do 7132024 situps
That is a real animal, Schlatt. That is a warthog. That is what Pumba looks like in real life. I would not recommend them as house pets.
0:10 what breed is the cat !?!?
2:19 At least 50’000 calories
“Shingles” has finally ran out of money
11:40 Schlatt when this video gets 100k likes i wanna see you make that video.
Time stamps:
End: 15:55
Very helpful thanks
He finally shut up thanks bro
@@Ниггерфишhere is a quicker way for him to shut up…. Idk just maybe not watching the videos. Dumbass…
I love how Schlatt consistently uses BOTW ambient music for the off moments in his videos
"look at his tail go!" as Kubo stares into our souls, predicting the exact date and time and way of our death
i can't believe my favorite streamer "schlehicular schlanslaughter" posted a video!
13:20 this is a good idea
Good idea for us not a good idea for him.
"Schmice Schon Schvenus" schlearly schuses schis schapp schfor schis schelaborate schmoney scheme.
bro these names r way too creative
4:19 what were in for the next few days more like a few days
4:35 it’s been four months. Time will tell.
I was not responsible for what happened in Butler, PA on July 13, 2024
what happened then?
Then two days later, Joe drops out.
4:35 4 month later hes still strong
Not for long.
Not for long...
"Schlalapagos Island" never fails to predict the death of important governmental figures.
You know it's going to be a good year when Jshat posts.
Joe Biden recognized Da Hood 💯 frr.. 0:45
that was a smooth fuckin dap lmfao
3:26 literally just like the youtube comments that add nothing to the video
(insert reply that adds nothing to the comment)
Ok
The 4 piece handshake hope aged like bad cheese 😂
“I got tools that do that!” Is crazy, man. My homeboy brook got freaking demolished
"Kubo's got a plan..."
I think we all know what that plan was now.
1:07 well this sure aged well
This aged well
Boy this one didn’t age well because he stepped down. Schlatt saying he’s got 4 more in him.
They have to stop with the 9/11 jokes
at this point
4:41 bro's controller disconnected
side note at 1:48 was that the Eldin theme from Botw???
1:13 can’t believe this came out two days before Biden pulled out of the election
The guy who edited the vod into the exact same video 2 weeks before 💀💀
yeah I thought I was going nuts cause I've seen these clips before
OMFG IM NOT CRAZY. Also yeah it's almost 1:1
0:30 “you’re my frien now, we’re having soft tacos later :D”
I think Biden saw this and realized it was time to go 💀
The fact that Schlack can make merch around an "assassination attempt" on a president is a truly remarkable turn of events for our society
7:33 glad to see Schlevrolet’s husband again after a long time
Schl009 Schlevrolet Schlilverado*
@@Wutsizbukkithahaha 🤣