@@myselfasevan Weight + age + immaturity + two children whose father will never support them = heavy baggage (excuse the pun). Now, some guy might hook up with her, but he would not be a man of value. He would probably be an uneducated, 40-something stock clerk at a big box retailer who knows his value and will never pull down a supermodel. Question is, will Kalani realize that the stock clerk is the man on her level, or will she believe she is entitled to a 10/10, precisely the type of man who will never look her way.
You can tell that there was a lot of pain in Kalani’s tears from the years of their marriage. Honestly she should just get a divorce and hit up her free pass
Kalani is too immature to think ahead and plan her life properly. She also probably gets off on the attention from being on the show. As a morbidly obese and immature woman in her 30s, with two children from a baby daddy who will never pull his weight in terms of support, Kalani's prospects for finding a good man are slim to none. She may meet some guys who will have sex with her, but none of them will wife her up. Too much baggage and no upside.
@ckaybee of course she is. There's no point for her to waste her life on him. There's no evidence she was ever unfaithful to him, once you cheat on someone and that trust is broken, that person does not owe you anything. She did not need a permission from him. She is over it and good for her.
@@ckaybeehe fd up letting her do that only reason she was attached to him was because she was virgin and didn’t know anything else that new guy probabilities blew her mind physically and mentally 😂
Can't even call Asuelu a man-child, as that'd be an insult to most children who can differentiate right from wrong, and then sincerely apologise for any wrongdoings. Kalani must have the patience of a saint to tolerate this man. He acknowledges that he's the problem, yet shows no genuine remorse or any attempts to improve. Asuelu cries because he's guilty, not because he's sorry.
Kalani is no prize and probably figures she has no choice because good men aren't lining up to wife-up a morbidly obese, 30-something with two children by a baby daddy who will never support the children in any meaningful way. Plus, kalani is probably addicted to the attention she is getting from the show.
@@Triforcebro She probably was feeling some pressure from friends to pop the cheery, or she put the pressure on herself. Without any options in the USA, she jumped at the chance to do the deed with a willing ASS-uelu. And, people tend to go a little crazy on vacation. The problem is Kalani is very immature and she didn't think about the consequences of having unprotected sex with a stranger. Well, now she knows the consequences...
Asuelu was essentially still nursing from his mother when he and Kalani first appeared on the show. He’s never prioritized Kalani or his children and I’m not surprised that even though he’s nearing 30 he still has no sense of responsibility or maturity. The saddest thing is Kalani’s Samoan father was right when he warned his daughters about dating men from his island, because Asuelu has proven himself to be nothing but a disappointment.
I mean, let's not pretend that she is a decent woman that deserves anything better... She is horrible, toxic and abusive. Fat on top of that, so she should be greatful having even a childish husband that threats her good, beats being a single obese mom...
@purpleg3899 Kalani didn’t know she was marrying a grown as man child from a humble small village, you mean the one he’s mom is from who doesn’t care about her grandchildren only thing she wants is money, you mean that small village?
Yeah, but what type of woman did he get? A morbidly obese 29-year-old virgin who was so desperate to end the draught that she slept with an island boy because no guy back home would touch her with a 10-foot poll.
i honestly don't know how she survived being with him for this long💀 being with him seems like a full time job at the worst emotionally draining job ever
There are so many people out there that are willing to put up with so much dumb shit, just to keep up with that image of a, "perfect family." They do it for appearances, or to not seem like a failure. When in reality, you need to do what's best for you and your children. A simple T chart, pros/cons list, or just a day alone writing down your thoughts, should cause a eureka moment that you need to dump toxic people out of your life. Asuelu is dead weight.
wait, so asuelu having thrush (basically a yeast infection in your mouth) and not even knowing what it is is how kalani discovered the cheating??? This relationship is a garbage fire. if this is what love is then I dont love anyone and I never will. womp womp.
Not really lol, babies get it all the time😂 that's what thrush is. Yeast just likes anywhere that's dark, moist, and warm. I still think what you do though lol, just also trying to put out some unbiased information
Her self esteem must have been in the depths of the earth's core when she met him. She's beautiful, kind, and besides making poor life choices with partners , pretty intelligent. He has an obvious intellectual disability , dead in the eyes ,physically ugly , cruel and selfish. How did this match happen ?!
@@dontyouworryaboutme She wasn't a virgin lol. No way. Most girls aren't virgins beyond 18. They may tell you they are, but they ain't. I bet at least one "virgin" you know older than 16 has at the very least, had a dick down their throat.
It kinda sounds like she just wanted to get certain life events over with, and she absolutely chose the wrong man to do it with. Idk, my guess was that he was the submissive type, and it fit their dynamic for a while (her being the stronger one in the relationship), but he is too apathetic and inept to actually maintain a relationship with someone.
He was the only man she'd ever met who could get it up for her huge, whale-like body and fake Kardashian face paint. When she met him, she finally found someone dumber than herself, and almost 10 years younger than her, so she could control him and talk down to him every day of his life. Her last victim was her little sister, who clearly felt that Kalani had dumped her for Asuelu. Both sisters said that Kolini was the baby's father, which is disgusting and incestuous.
You know what REALLY breaks my spirit? Knowing that there are a LOOOOOOT of couples out there like this one. It's a whole lot of women who marry (and have children with) these men going through arrested development, and they basically have to treat their husbands like he's just another kid for her to raise. Other than maybe because they have kids together, I can't think of any other reason why Kalani is still holding out for this guy. By his age the prefrontal lobe is pretty much set, which means if he's like this NOW, the chances of him mentally and emotionally maturing at this stage in his life are pretty slim. It's time to face the music and cut off her son-husband.
For every one woman dealing with this, there are 10 men dealing with it they'll survive, it's what they wanted. Any day they can get up and walk away 😊
Kalani is a cougar, not a victim. Kalani 28 almost 29 when she met Asuelu(around 21) an innocent island boy when she traveled all the way to Samoa. Once there she met Asuelu where is lured him in and seduced him into sleeping with her. She seduced him many times to get herself pregnant by this Samoan boy because she thought it would win over the approval of her father, who is a Samoan himself. Moreover, she managed to get herself pregnant a second time before she was even married. She did all this while not having any real bedroom fun with him and then married him where she has now been suffering over all of this for 7 years or so she says. She did this all so that she could have the 2 Samoan kids that she thought her father and she would want. Asuelu is the victim here, he just doesn't realize it. This woman has really twisted things around, all in her own mind. Kalani did this all for/to herself, case closed.
@@SA-ey6nt The term "man-child" was made up by...*gasp* women, for women who seem to think that as soon as you get into a relationship, you need to "grow up" and become boring as hell. The term "Man-child" was made up by women who got with men, then expected those men to just drop their own happiness and provide for the women and when they didn't or doesn't happen, well you get "man-children" The more you know.
The funniest thing about this couple will forever be the fact that Kalani wanted to pursue a Samoan man specifically with a Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson kind of dude in mind; and instead wownd up with “why you no cuddle me?”, which is about as far on the opposite end of the spectrum from Dwayne Johnson as you can get 😆
What even does that mean? A Dwayne The Rock Johnson type of dude? All he does is pander to the largest possible audience and doesn't say anything even remotely offensive, and backpeddles on the rare occasion he does step on anyone's toes. He's almost like a walking politician except he doesn't actually have any type of political platform other than "Pls like me" or I suppose making his brand more profitable. If she, or anyone has ever actually listened to him talk for more than a couple of hours and across multiple sources/interviews, this is painfully obvious and apparent. Not even going into the fact he's apparently been caught lying, even about the dumbest of shit, multiple times. I feel the need to preface all of this by saying, I'm in no way a "hater" of him either, by any means. I dig several of the movies he's in and all, he's nothing to sneeze at in that way, but this statement just confused me.. The only conclusion I can come up with is that, for someone to make such a statement, what they ACTUALLY mean, is they either want someone they can walk all over that puts up no resistance and constantly caves into their every whim.. Or is this very superficially always perfect, always fake smiling type of person that you couldn't ever have a genuine conversation with or be emotionally vulnerable. Or, it's occurring to me mid typing this, possibly the most likely explanation, she actually has no idea and completely misused her words and what she actually meant was very superficially "I want a man who PHYSICALLY resembles The Rock" on an aesthetic, physical attraction level. But of course, people are hardly ever fucking honest and think that would sound scummy and shallow to admit that's how they actually feel, so for some fucking reason, claiming you want someone "like" him but not specifying the physical part only. Which is also kinda horrible, because.. what, you literally don't care whatsoever about the personality? Anything works, as long as you find him hot, huh? That's gonna work out swell.
Let’s not forget mental health is not a priority in some foreign countries where most people go undiagnosed. I feel Asuelu has a delay that was exhibited since we were first introduced to him. This is not only a language problem.
As a Samoan that was overseas in Samoan the same time with Asuelu, this man was casually going about his life doing anything and everything he wanted. We ALL thought he actually broke up with Kalani based on how he was acting about the island LOL
Kalani is a cougar, not a victim. Kalani 28 almost 29 when she met Asuelu(around 21) an innocent island boy when she traveled all the way to Samoa. Once there she met Asuelu where is lured him in and seduced him into sleeping with her. She seduced him many times to get herself pregnant by this Samoan boy because she thought it would win over the approval of her father, who is a Samoan himself. Moreover, she managed to get herself pregnant a second time before she was even married. She did all this while not having any real bedroom fun with him and then married him where she has now been suffering over all of this for 7 years or so she says. She did this all so that she could have the 2 Samoan kids that she thought her father and she would want. Asuelu is the victim here, he just doesn't realize it. This woman has really twisted things around, all in her own mind. Kalani did this all for/to herself, case closed.
@@tikihutdweller5944 so your saying that Kalani had a gun over his head, and forced him to have sex with her? 😂 😂 He just confessed to going to a party, and a girl offered him a BJ and he accepted right away. That man knows what his doing. 😒
Kalani cries so everyone can feel sorry for her. She chose him even though the guy struggles to speak English and he’s slowly learning to adapt to life in a new country
I don't feel sorry for Kalani. The circumstances of their meeting, red flags were there, her family disapproved, and she still decided to marry this guy.
Kalani is a cougar, not a victim. Kalani 28 almost 29 when she met Asuelu(around 21) an innocent island boy when she traveled all the way to Samoa. Once there she met Asuelu where is lured him in and seduced him into sleeping with her. She seduced him many times to get herself pregnant by this Samoan boy because she thought it would win over the approval of her father, who is a Samoan himself. Moreover, she managed to get herself pregnant a second time before she was even married. She did all this while not having any real bedroom fun with him and then married him where she has now been suffering over all of this for 7 years or so she says. She did this all so that she could have the 2 Samoan kids that she thought her father and she would want. Asuelu is the victim here, he just doesn't realize it. This woman has really twisted things around, all in her own mind. Kalani did this all for/to herself, case closed.
@@tikihutdweller5944 Couger? When you're a woman you're a "cougar" at 28? 😅 Man ya'll craxy. 7 years difference you become an old creep if you're a woman though
I hate when you find a new UA-camr binge all their videos and then have to wait for that dopamine rush of them uploading a new one. It's a vicious cycle
The funny thing is, my laptop shut off the moment Angela came on screen lmao like it hard reset and everything, the laptop was like "nope I'm noping tf outta here" 🤣🤣
With this new segment, imagine you are taking a vacation in a resort somewhere and the worst cast of TLC rolls in with their issues... It's like swimming on a lake and seeing someone pooping on the other side... I just wouldn't want to be there anymore
@aoiferyan340 Usuelu was video chatting to Kilani and stuck his tongue out. It's white (there is a clear STD) and she asked him to tell the truth and he said that he kissed someone. After looking at the STD symptoms he confessed that the "kiss" was actually someone offering a blowjob
@@Keyleethhis tongue was white which is called thrush. It’s caused by the same overgrowth of fungus as a yeast infection. It’s usually caused by poor dental hygiene but I’m assuming it made kalani suspicious and he just admitted to the affair.
I thought she was insinuating thrush but that doesn’t just happen immediately after 1 kiss. Actually if I’m not mistaken you generally get it with HIV🤔
lol for real. She gives me predator vibes. It’s not normal for an adult, sane woman to sleep, marry and have babies with someone that is mentally impaired.
@@animezae exactly! She is a manipulator and loves to be in control. She is loving how he looks like the bad person and she is the victim. Yes he did wrong, but she is not right. Also, I feel she uses the kids against him. He has no say in their marriage. In addition to him being a little delayed, I feel he is depressed.
I wonder (by Asuelu's logic) how small an island has to be to justify cheating. I'm from Ireland, but I imagine it's too big an island to qualify? What surface area is Asuelu's cutoff point? 🤔
Anything bigger than Hawaii is too big for allowing cheating. Australia gets an exception cuse it’s the biggest island. Kinda like you can burn yourself with heat and cold. Tasmania is the exception of Australia because it’s an island, but part of the country of Australia.
Having been cheated on myself in the early 90’s, the thing that angered me the most was the fact that std’s are mostly spread the same way. If someone can infect you with Syphilis for example, they can just as easily and in the same manner, infect you with HIV. Up until recently that meant that your cheating partner not only signed their own death warrant, but yours as well AND potentially resulted in your children being orphans. In reference to thrush, it’s unusual to catch it through sex/kissing but not impossible. Personally, I get it from antibiotics, so I have always had to make sure to take probiotics for the ‘good bacteria’ if I’m prescribed penicillin for any reason.
yeah thats not how stds work lol. Almost no people in the western world has HIV. Its like 20 something in my entire country. Compare that to the MILLION people with herpes and its very much not the same.
The Kalani and Asuelu thing is really upsetting because Asuelu is so obviously both cognitively impaired and raised horribly with diminished empathy (his mom--like wow) and total entitlement as a man to do whatever he wants without any consequences. Whereas Kalani appears to be a beautiful, intelligent woman who is clearly only with this joke of a man because he impregnated her and she thought she was doing the right thing. He can never be anything close to what she needs or deserves and she could cut him off completely.
Well, sounds like you want to be with her! Go on. Get her, big boy/girl! You do know, that with your all-knowing written diarrhoea, you just shat on pretty much 70% of how the world works, if not more? Stay in the U.S., or wherever you’re from. And keep being unhappy, seemingly unknowingly why…?! And I’m saying this from a « well-raised boy » point of view. But the lack of discernement from what different cultures mean, just stay where you are and keep being unhappy. I know, you’re gonna say you’re happily married. Well good luck to him/ her. Stop the rushed judgment. Cause he’s closer to the truth of what us human are, than any of us westerners will ever go back to. Good luck in life though, truthfully and sincerely! Love. And peace.
When I look at Kalani I don't see someone beautiful and intelligent. Beautiful and intelligent women don't loose their virginity to island boys on holiday, marry them after forgetting the condom, and then have a second child after the marriage was already in the tank.
Hes never been nothing but a big man baby!!!!! Hearing Kalani breaking down crying broke my heart. And she shouldn't have ever taken that hall pass!! That sadly puts her down to his level.
@@ThouSwell-zx3fd as far as teaching him a lesson, yes she should have. But now she can't even know she's that much better than he is. Id love to see if work for the kids sake, but I don't think this dude will EVER grow up. And using the "i come from a small island is absolutely positively does NOT excuse ANY of his actions.
I really hate this guy. One thing I noticed because I’m a mom, it’s the fact that he acts so immature, so immature, in fact that he ran out into the ocean in his underwear. While I was watching the episode, I noticed that after he did that his kids had taken off their pants and were walking around the resort in their underwear in a diaper. Look, if you’re not a parent, you may not understand this, however, you don’t want your child walking around like that because you don’t know what kind of creeps are walking around. It’s so strange and bizarre to me that someone would allow their children to walk around a public place with a shirt and their underwear and a diaper. If they’re at home, who cares, however, when your child is out in public, you should definitely be more aware of what’s happening. He’s setting a horrible example for his children. My husband watched the episode with me and said, “some people shouldn’t have kids.” He’s kinda right.
Unlike the other people whose true intentions or character we don't see until later on, Asuelu was a man-child from day one and has been true to that till now. I don't understand why Kalani fell for him.
i thought kalani's dad was going to beat the crap out of asuelu if he ever disrespected his family? asuelu has done everything he can to be disrespectful and nothing from the dad who literally threatened asuelu on every episode they were on
Kalani had a one night stan with Asuelo there's no way in a week she thought she could love and trust a stranger. It sucks that he cheated but she needs to be honest
Yeah Kalani is a liar. Remember when she tried to present the family trip to her family (who hate Asuelu) as something she was doing for him to make up for the fact that he couldn't bring his kids to Samoa? 😂
Kalani was a virgin though thats the thing so regardless of the circumstance she wanted to justify the fact that she slept with him. She clearly didn't realise who she chose, but at this point after having his kids I don't think she can do any better
@@user-pf1fr2zg1e that has nothing to do with my comment, But I don't know how someone who would bank everything on a useless human being like aseulu could, at any point, *"know what they're doing"*
He seems neurodivergent. The way he hits his head when emotionally overwhelmed. He needs a life coach and possibly medication. His unchecked mental health has gotta be tough on the whole family 🙁
As someone neurodivergent, I think it's way more severe than that.😬 It seems more like emotional issues than being divergent, like a total lack of empathy/emotional intelligence.
@@Kai...999 To my knowledge, it means more like ADHD, autism, etc. He could be, but again, I think it's more than a neuro difference. As mentioned, he seems to have a huge lack in empathy, which isn't usually a marker for what I think of with neurodiversity. Maybe that's my mistake, or maybe I just REALLY dont want to be grouped in with someone like Asuelu. I also hit myself out of emotional distress, but it's not because of things like my autism. I often can't regulate my emotions due to things like OCD, BPD, or post-trauma symptoms.
this guy is the embodiment of the phrase "the lights are on but nobody's home"
God forgive me but i fully thought he was intellectually disabled when him and kahlani were first introduced
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😂😭💀
I don’t even know what to say
OMG!!!! 100% Accurate!!!
@@MissDancingllamaOMG! Me too!
“There’s a chance these kids just think he’s their older brother” …I’m on the floor rn 💀
😂😂😂
😭😭😭
It's THE TRUTH!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read this AS HE SAID IT and choked 😂😂😂
Slayed me.
he said "im not a good person" then proceeded to make ZERO EFFORT to be better 💀
💀💀💀
😂
He was just being honest lol
Typical manipulator 😢
Sounds like my ex- girlfriend!!
That "liddo Island" sound bite randomly is comedy. 😂😂
I don’t think Asuelu’s brain matured past the age of 10 and I’m so serious.
He’s from a little island
youre nice, i say 3, lol
I've met 10 year olds with way more insight and self awareness
I can’t understand how she was a virgin for 30 years and then decides THIS guy is the best option
Because she had no options before ASS-uelu.
@@samsongomah1318 idk I mean she’s kind of heavy but I’d be surprised if she had that much trouble finding someone
@@myselfasevan Weight + age + immaturity + two children whose father will never support them = heavy baggage (excuse the pun). Now, some guy might hook up with her, but he would not be a man of value. He would probably be an uneducated, 40-something stock clerk at a big box retailer who knows his value and will never pull down a supermodel. Question is, will Kalani realize that the stock clerk is the man on her level, or will she believe she is entitled to a 10/10, precisely the type of man who will never look her way.
Because he was her best opinion.
@@derrickjenkins2455 Her ONLY option.
I graduated highschool, doing my final year in university and Michael is still on a video call
It’s the craziest ish for sure! 🤦🏻♀️
😂😂😂😂
Youve killed me😂
Lmao😂😂😂
At this point, we're all gonna be part of Michael's funeral via FaceTime
You can tell that there was a lot of pain in Kalani’s tears from the years of their marriage. Honestly she should just get a divorce and hit up her free pass
Kalani is too immature to think ahead and plan her life properly. She also probably gets off on the attention from being on the show.
As a morbidly obese and immature woman in her 30s, with two children from a baby daddy who will never pull his weight in terms of support, Kalani's prospects for finding a good man are slim to none. She may meet some guys who will have sex with her, but none of them will wife her up. Too much baggage and no upside.
She's too busy taking advantage of her hall pass. She is no better than him!
@@ckaybeewouldnt you if you’re married to a toddler
@ckaybee of course she is. There's no point for her to waste her life on him. There's no evidence she was ever unfaithful to him, once you cheat on someone and that trust is broken, that person does not owe you anything. She did not need a permission from him. She is over it and good for her.
@@ckaybeehe fd up letting her do that only reason she was attached to him was because she was virgin and didn’t know anything else that new guy probabilities blew her mind physically and mentally 😂
“I know I come from little island 🏝️ “ kills me every time 😂
He’s triangulating and gaslighting with that
"little island" 💃
Asuelu's accomplishment until now:
- Mustache
😂😂
Asuelu is literally "🗿" personified.
Hahahahahah
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
LMFAO
That's an insult to Squidward's house😂😂
Can't even call Asuelu a man-child, as that'd be an insult to most children who can differentiate right from wrong, and then sincerely apologise for any wrongdoings. Kalani must have the patience of a saint to tolerate this man. He acknowledges that he's the problem, yet shows no genuine remorse or any attempts to improve. Asuelu cries because he's guilty, not because he's sorry.
Kalani is no prize and probably figures she has no choice because good men aren't lining up to wife-up a morbidly obese, 30-something with two children by a baby daddy who will never support the children in any meaningful way. Plus, kalani is probably addicted to the attention she is getting from the show.
She chose this guy knowing how terrible of a man he is. She chose that worthless type.
perfectly worded
@@Triforcebro She probably was feeling some pressure from friends to pop the cheery, or she put the pressure on herself. Without any options in the USA, she jumped at the chance to do the deed with a willing ASS-uelu. And, people tend to go a little crazy on vacation.
The problem is Kalani is very immature and she didn't think about the consequences of having unprotected sex with a stranger. Well, now she knows the consequences...
😂
“Little Island!” 🤣🤣🤣
The random "little island" audio thrown in the video is hilarious 😹
Asuelu was essentially still nursing from his mother when he and Kalani first appeared on the show. He’s never prioritized Kalani or his children and I’m not surprised that even though he’s nearing 30 he still has no sense of responsibility or maturity. The saddest thing is Kalani’s Samoan father was right when he warned his daughters about dating men from his island, because Asuelu has proven himself to be nothing but a disappointment.
Kalani and ASS-uelu are both little children in adult bodies.
So she ignored all the advice and now has to live with it.
He warned her? What episode can I see this on?
I mean, let's not pretend that she is a decent woman that deserves anything better... She is horrible, toxic and abusive. Fat on top of that, so she should be greatful having even a childish husband that threats her good, beats being a single obese mom...
@@cmfan6870The episode where he made bigoted comments.
She wants forgiveness? Kalani clearly doesn't know Asuelo is from a humble small village.
When will she ever get to know him. 😢😢
😂😂
HAHAHAHAAHA
@purpleg3899 Kalani didn’t know she was marrying a grown as man child from a humble small village, you mean the one he’s mom is from who doesn’t care about her grandchildren only thing she wants is money, you mean that small village?
@@runthishitthe original comment is sarcasm
The fucking “little island” throughout this had me crying 😂😭
RIGHT
Im dying 😂
"Little island" will be my excuse for everything now.
Sir why were you speeding?
"I come from a little island."
"there's a chance his kids think he is their older brother" bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crazy that this guy was able to get a woman to sleep with him it’s mind boggling wow
This should give anyone and everyone hope I'm in the same boat as you just how on earth did they pull that off and they have kids...
He's not ugly that's why
Yeah, but what type of woman did he get? A morbidly obese 29-year-old virgin who was so desperate to end the draught that she slept with an island boy because no guy back home would touch her with a 10-foot poll.
He has the most basic look in Asia 😂
But, he's not short like Asians. Do you peeps forget just how much that matters to women? @@muskrat1910
i honestly don't know how she survived being with him for this long💀 being with him seems like a full time job at the worst emotionally draining job ever
There are so many people out there that are willing to put up with so much dumb shit, just to keep up with that image of a, "perfect family." They do it for appearances, or to not seem like a failure.
When in reality, you need to do what's best for you and your children. A simple T chart, pros/cons list, or just a day alone writing down your thoughts, should cause a eureka moment that you need to dump toxic people out of your life. Asuelu is dead weight.
I don’t know how he survived being with her.. putting him down, controlling him.
@@MMDimes was she also controlling him when he cheated on her multiple times and when he assaulted her😐
wait, so asuelu having thrush (basically a
yeast infection in your mouth) and not even
knowing what it is is how kalani discovered
the cheating??? This relationship is a garbage
fire. if this is what love is then I dont love
anyone and I never will. womp womp.
Oh my god that’s what that was??? I didn’t get it! Lol eewww
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I had no idea what the white tongue thing was about
Also, eww! 🤢
Ewww that's why his lip looks swollen?
Uggggh🤮
This is not what love is lol
The yeast infected tongue thing is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my life.
He definitely didn't get that from kissing anyone.
That’s what I was saying, it doesn’t make sense.. oral sex with a dirty girl maybe
Wtf
YEAST INFECTED?? 🗿 oh no how do u even get that
Like a prostitute?
Not really lol, babies get it all the time😂 that's what thrush is. Yeast just likes anywhere that's dark, moist, and warm. I still think what you do though lol, just also trying to put out some unbiased information
Asuelu went from eating raw oranges to an infected snatch
Kinda guy who eats bananas without peeling
😂😂😂 he isnt the bright bulb in the pack thats for sure.
I died lmao at "Infected snatch"😆
"Asuelu what brings you here":
" little island" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry that took me out!
Edit: that closing monolog was icing on the cake
😂😂😂😂😂
When I tell you I cackled 😂😂✋🏽
😂😂😂😂😂
The soundtrack had me tickled af 😭
I rely on you to keep me up to date with these sickos. So thank you, Quick Slice. Hope you're doing well.
Getting cheated on by a simpleton like Asuelu is honestly next level failure.
Well to be fair, it’s not like he cheated with a human really, it was more a low level garbage non-person. 😂
LoL 😂😂😂
@@BrooklynBaby100based asuelu
Getting cheated on isn’t a failure, because you didn’t do anything. The failure is standing right in front of her.
At least she can divorce him then. Move on.
He's always on the verge of tears
or like. totally baked lmao
it's because all he does all day is feel sorry for himself💀
Yep so that ppl "feel sorry for him" instead of actually holding him accountable for his actions. 🙄
He is and it's such an unattractive ... quality?
Manipulation
Her self esteem must have been in the depths of the earth's core when she met him. She's beautiful, kind, and besides making poor life choices with partners , pretty intelligent. He has an obvious intellectual disability , dead in the eyes ,physically ugly , cruel and selfish. How did this match happen ?!
She was a 30yr old virgin when she met him so that fits your theory
@@dontyouworryaboutme She wasn't a virgin lol. No way. Most girls aren't virgins beyond 18. They may tell you they are, but they ain't. I bet at least one "virgin" you know older than 16 has at the very least, had a dick down their throat.
It kinda sounds like she just wanted to get certain life events over with, and she absolutely chose the wrong man to do it with. Idk, my guess was that he was the submissive type, and it fit their dynamic for a while (her being the stronger one in the relationship), but he is too apathetic and inept to actually maintain a relationship with someone.
Trying to pzz off her dad.
He was the only man she'd ever met who could get it up for her huge, whale-like body and fake Kardashian face paint.
When she met him, she finally found someone dumber than herself, and almost 10 years younger than her, so she could control him and talk down to him every day of his life.
Her last victim was her little sister, who clearly felt that Kalani had dumped her for Asuelu. Both sisters said that Kolini was the baby's father, which is disgusting and incestuous.
Bro the “little island” inserts have me on the flooooor😂😂
You know what REALLY breaks my spirit? Knowing that there are a LOOOOOOT of couples out there like this one. It's a whole lot of women who marry (and have children with) these men going through arrested development, and they basically have to treat their husbands like he's just another kid for her to raise. Other than maybe because they have kids together, I can't think of any other reason why Kalani is still holding out for this guy. By his age the prefrontal lobe is pretty much set, which means if he's like this NOW, the chances of him mentally and emotionally maturing at this stage in his life are pretty slim. It's time to face the music and cut off her son-husband.
For every one woman dealing with this, there are 10 men dealing with it they'll survive, it's what they wanted. Any day they can get up and walk away 😊
Have you ever watched Idiocracy ?
Kalani is a cougar, not a victim. Kalani 28 almost 29 when she met Asuelu(around 21) an innocent island boy when she traveled all the way to Samoa. Once there she met Asuelu where is lured him in and seduced him into sleeping with her. She seduced him many times to get herself pregnant by this Samoan boy because she thought it would win over the approval of her father, who is a Samoan himself. Moreover, she managed to get herself pregnant a second time before she was even married. She did all this while not having any real bedroom fun with him and then married him where she has now been suffering over all of this for 7 years or so she says. She did this all so that she could have the 2 Samoan kids that she thought her father and she would want. Asuelu is the victim here, he just doesn't realize it. This woman has really twisted things around, all in her own mind. Kalani did this all for/to herself, case closed.
@@almighty7709 Bullcrap, the term man-child exists for a reason. "For every woman there's 10 men dealing with it" 😅 sometimes it's best to be quiet
@@SA-ey6nt The term "man-child" was made up by...*gasp* women, for women who seem to think that as soon as you get into a relationship, you need to "grow up" and become boring as hell.
The term "Man-child" was made up by women who got with men, then expected those men to just drop their own happiness and provide for the women and when they didn't or doesn't happen, well you get "man-children"
The more you know.
The funniest thing about this couple will forever be the fact that Kalani wanted to pursue a Samoan man specifically with a Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson kind of dude in mind; and instead wownd up with “why you no cuddle me?”, which is about as far on the opposite end of the spectrum from Dwayne Johnson as you can get 😆
😢 wow forgot they are from the same place...
She didn't get past the tour guide.
@@LilLadyAy😂😂
What even does that mean? A Dwayne The Rock Johnson type of dude? All he does is pander to the largest possible audience and doesn't say anything even remotely offensive, and backpeddles on the rare occasion he does step on anyone's toes. He's almost like a walking politician except he doesn't actually have any type of political platform other than "Pls like me" or I suppose making his brand more profitable.
If she, or anyone has ever actually listened to him talk for more than a couple of hours and across multiple sources/interviews, this is painfully obvious and apparent. Not even going into the fact he's apparently been caught lying, even about the dumbest of shit, multiple times.
I feel the need to preface all of this by saying, I'm in no way a "hater" of him either, by any means. I dig several of the movies he's in and all, he's nothing to sneeze at in that way, but this statement just confused me.. The only conclusion I can come up with is that, for someone to make such a statement, what they ACTUALLY mean, is they either want someone they can walk all over that puts up no resistance and constantly caves into their every whim.. Or is this very superficially always perfect, always fake smiling type of person that you couldn't ever have a genuine conversation with or be emotionally vulnerable.
Or, it's occurring to me mid typing this, possibly the most likely explanation, she actually has no idea and completely misused her words and what she actually meant was very superficially "I want a man who PHYSICALLY resembles The Rock" on an aesthetic, physical attraction level. But of course, people are hardly ever fucking honest and think that would sound scummy and shallow to admit that's how they actually feel, so for some fucking reason, claiming you want someone "like" him but not specifying the physical part only.
Which is also kinda horrible, because.. what, you literally don't care whatsoever about the personality? Anything works, as long as you find him hot, huh? That's gonna work out swell.
@@gregnunes459
Tldr
The “little island” at 6:38 😂😂😂😂
I think Michael is on video call for his own safety. There is no way he would survive the group session in person while sitting next to Angela 😅
Something is mentally wrong with Asuelu and his whole family. His sister and mother come across very mentally ill and he comes across a bit delayed.
Not many genetic varieties on islands, just saying.
They’re from a little island
Inbreeding
I believe it
Fr they all behave like they're characters in Always Sunny in Philadelphia
This guy out here married, when I can't even get a reply
The “ Little Island” line was good🤣
Let’s not forget mental health is not a priority in some foreign countries where most people go undiagnosed. I feel Asuelu has a delay that was exhibited since we were first introduced to him. This is not only a language problem.
Guys just a moron. Probably has no education and was raised to believe he can be as lazy as he wants because he'd find a woman to take care of him.
He definitely seems to have some kind of delay
Definetely.
As a Samoan that was overseas in Samoan the same time with Asuelu, this man was casually going about his life doing anything and everything he wanted. We ALL thought he actually broke up with Kalani based on how he was acting about the island LOL
Theres a chance that their kids think that he's their older brother...
You aint wrong with that one 😂
Asuelo cries and expects everybody just feel sorry for him, and be forgiven. That’s not how marriage works.
Kalani is a cougar, not a victim. Kalani 28 almost 29 when she met Asuelu(around 21) an innocent island boy when she traveled all the way to Samoa. Once there she met Asuelu where is lured him in and seduced him into sleeping with her. She seduced him many times to get herself pregnant by this Samoan boy because she thought it would win over the approval of her father, who is a Samoan himself. Moreover, she managed to get herself pregnant a second time before she was even married. She did all this while not having any real bedroom fun with him and then married him where she has now been suffering over all of this for 7 years or so she says. She did this all so that she could have the 2 Samoan kids that she thought her father and she would want. Asuelu is the victim here, he just doesn't realize it. This woman has really twisted things around, all in her own mind. Kalani did this all for/to herself, case closed.
@@tikihutdweller5944 so your saying that Kalani had a gun over his head, and forced him to have sex with her? 😂 😂
He just confessed to going to a party, and a girl offered him a BJ and he accepted right away. That man knows what his doing. 😒
@@tikihutdweller5944no one believes that crap
Kalani cries so everyone can feel sorry for her. She chose him even though the guy struggles to speak English and he’s slowly learning to adapt to life in a new country
I don't feel sorry for Kalani. The circumstances of their meeting, red flags were there, her family disapproved, and she still decided to marry this guy.
Bingo
Kalani is a cougar, not a victim. Kalani 28 almost 29 when she met Asuelu(around 21) an innocent island boy when she traveled all the way to Samoa. Once there she met Asuelu where is lured him in and seduced him into sleeping with her. She seduced him many times to get herself pregnant by this Samoan boy because she thought it would win over the approval of her father, who is a Samoan himself. Moreover, she managed to get herself pregnant a second time before she was even married. She did all this while not having any real bedroom fun with him and then married him where she has now been suffering over all of this for 7 years or so she says. She did this all so that she could have the 2 Samoan kids that she thought her father and she would want. Asuelu is the victim here, he just doesn't realize it. This woman has really twisted things around, all in her own mind. Kalani did this all for/to herself, case closed.
@@tikihutdweller5944 Couger? When you're a woman you're a "cougar" at 28? 😅 Man ya'll craxy. 7 years difference you become an old creep if you're a woman though
@@tikihutdweller5944are you suggesting she SAed him? Because if not, it’s important to realize he was a grown man and they were both in their 20’s
@@tikihutdweller5944”innocent island boy” lmao they were both adults, stop trying to push a narrative
"If you give out a hall pass you better believe its gonna be used" True words lol🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Pretty sure they (TLC) keeps Michael away from Angela so they don't get dragged into a murder case 😂
“I’m doing an Asuelu video, I don’t have to talk about this shit” 😂
“Maybe the unripe orange from three years finally hit him “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 LORD
You get to cheat if you're from a small island 😂😂😂
Guess that also includes Manhattan 😂
😭
Omg please edit in Angela shouting 'I'm an American' after Asuelu's dulcet 'Little Island' at some point in the future in a video 🤣🤣
With asuelus family saying where’s the money !
2:48 The zoom in on his face with that blank stare. 💀 💀 💀
Dude is on FaceTime while there having a couple therapy sessions 😂
Asuelu has the mentality of a 10yo. Kalani knew that when she tried to make him a father and husband.
Three-year old.
Preach on!
This is the part that everyone is missing. This is what happens when you try to make an adult instead of find one.
👏, I don’t understand how she thought it would get any better. He’s moved from one mother to a wife-mother.
She was pregnant and trying to do the right thing. I don’t see how his shortcomings are her fault.
I hate when you find a new UA-camr binge all their videos and then have to wait for that dopamine rush of them uploading a new one.
It's a vicious cycle
It be like that 😂
🤣 🤣 🤣
🤣 🤣
same haha i’ve watched them all
😂no cause facts
4:14 THAT ACCENT AND COMMENTARY 👌👌👌👌
The funny thing is, my laptop shut off the moment Angela came on screen lmao like it hard reset and everything, the laptop was like "nope I'm noping tf outta here" 🤣🤣
With this new segment, imagine you are taking a vacation in a resort somewhere and the worst cast of TLC rolls in with their issues...
It's like swimming on a lake and seeing someone pooping on the other side... I just wouldn't want to be there anymore
I would demand a refund 😭 imagine trying to relax and hearing Angela’s loud behind 😭
😂😂 are there other people there or did they rent the whole place for TLC?
you know the part that cracks me up everytime i watch quickslice videos is the random audios while someone is talking
that shit gets me everytime
Jovi looks like a sales rep for a Roofie company
I can’t stand your edits 🤣. So funny “little island”.
The fact she saved herself and waited to lose her v to THIS MAN CHILD and proceeded to push out 2 of his babies AGH😭
I felt nauseous and gross when Kalani talked about how she figured out that he cheated.
Can you explain to me please? I dont get it
Well she lied and manipulated him so idk you would because that is not at all how you get thrush
@aoiferyan340 Usuelu was video chatting to Kilani and stuck his tongue out. It's white (there is a clear STD) and she asked him to tell the truth and he said that he kissed someone. After looking at the STD symptoms he confessed that the "kiss" was actually someone offering a blowjob
@@Keyleethhis tongue was white which is called thrush. It’s caused by the same overgrowth of fungus as a yeast infection. It’s usually caused by poor dental hygiene but I’m assuming it made kalani suspicious and he just admitted to the affair.
I thought she was insinuating thrush but that doesn’t just happen immediately after 1 kiss. Actually if I’m not mistaken you generally get it with HIV🤔
I have stopped everything and put my life on hold to watch this new QuickSlice video.
Right? Same. Except this cannabis. 😂
@@Gullydr Put it in the air!
I cant see Angela without thinking: " iM aN aMeRiCaN "😅
I can't see angela without seeing her neck and chest wrinkle covering covid mask.
"Mikaaahl!!!!"
Why can’t we make shirts with her face on them and sell them in the South!?! 😂
MAGA
And she said it in the most gangster way 🤣
9:07 “Little island Speech” 😂😂
Hey I’m also from the island.
But the ending of this video is hilarious!😂😂
I have no empathy for Kalani why would she even consider sleeping with him hes clearly mentally incapacitated.
im in tears lmfao!
Right? Like taking advantage of someone who rides the Short Bus! 🚌
lol for real. She gives me predator vibes. It’s not normal for an adult, sane woman to sleep, marry and have babies with someone that is mentally impaired.
Exactly. She preyed on him just to play on his shortcomings so he looks like a manipulator & she can play victim.
@@animezae exactly! She is a manipulator and loves to be in control. She is loving how he looks like the bad person and she is the victim. Yes he did wrong, but she is not right. Also, I feel she uses the kids against him. He has no say in their marriage. In addition to him being a little delayed, I feel he is depressed.
I wonder (by Asuelu's logic) how small an island has to be to justify cheating. I'm from Ireland, but I imagine it's too big an island to qualify? What surface area is Asuelu's cutoff point? 🤔
Anything bigger than Hawaii is too big for allowing cheating. Australia gets an exception cuse it’s the biggest island. Kinda like you can burn yourself with heat and cold.
Tasmania is the exception of Australia because it’s an island, but part of the country of Australia.
@@onemanturret1641 smh guess I'll just have to never cheat on anyone, so unfair :(
Pleassee😂😂😂
Looking at Asuelu I think his cut off point is sober girls.
😂😂😂
hahahahaha that zoomed in picture of Asuelu looking miserable while she's reading the brochure made me laugh out loud!!
2:49 HAHAHA
I died 😂
Well I would say any decent counselor would tell them to get off TV if they actually value their relationship.
Or their mental well-being. Take these TLC therapists with a grain of salt 🙄
I cracked up when you edited " I come from a little island" 😂
the placements of “little island” are masterful
“That’s what I lubbb about MaCHAellll”
QUICKSLICE’s “Kewl” has me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂
Having been cheated on myself in the early 90’s, the thing that angered me the most was the fact that std’s are mostly spread the same way. If someone can infect you with Syphilis for example, they can just as easily and in the same manner, infect you with HIV. Up until recently that meant that your cheating partner not only signed their own death warrant, but yours as well AND potentially resulted in your children being orphans.
In reference to thrush, it’s unusual to catch it through sex/kissing but not impossible. Personally, I get it from
antibiotics, so I have always had to make sure to take probiotics for the ‘good bacteria’ if I’m prescribed penicillin
for any reason.
Did you catch something being cheated on?
Such an important message to spread fr. Random, I also get thrush yet I'm fully asexual lol. So the prebiotic tip is very helpful!!! Thanks!
yeah thats not how stds work lol. Almost no people in the western world has HIV. Its like 20 something in my entire country. Compare that to the MILLION people with herpes and its very much not the same.
Asuelu: That guy is a real jerk!
Everybody: That guy is you. It’s literally you. She’s talking about you!!
😂
Self-awareness found in a ditch.
Who in their mind has concensual encounter with Asuelu... he is a emodiment of a man child with learning difficulties
It's funny that Asuelu does look like he doesn't know his wife was talking about him
I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't, he has always seemed a bit delayed.
@@LilLadyAy Probably not the sharpest tool in the shed
The Kalani and Asuelu thing is really upsetting because Asuelu is so obviously both cognitively impaired and raised horribly with diminished empathy (his mom--like wow) and total entitlement as a man to do whatever he wants without any consequences. Whereas Kalani appears to be a beautiful, intelligent woman who is clearly only with this joke of a man because he impregnated her and she thought she was doing the right thing. He can never be anything close to what she needs or deserves and she could cut him off completely.
Well, sounds like you want to be with her! Go on. Get her, big boy/girl!
You do know, that with your all-knowing written diarrhoea, you just shat on pretty much 70% of how the world works, if not more?
Stay in the U.S., or wherever you’re from. And keep being unhappy, seemingly unknowingly why…?!
And I’m saying this from a « well-raised boy » point of view. But the lack of discernement from what different cultures mean, just stay where you are and keep being unhappy. I know, you’re gonna say you’re happily married. Well good luck to him/ her.
Stop the rushed judgment. Cause he’s closer to the truth of what us human are, than any of us westerners will ever go back to.
Good luck in life though, truthfully and sincerely!
Love. And peace.
She should leave while he´s bussy eating unripe oranges
When I look at Kalani I don't see someone beautiful and intelligent. Beautiful and intelligent women don't loose their virginity to island boys on holiday, marry them after forgetting the condom, and then have a second child after the marriage was already in the tank.
I had the same thought with the cognitive impairment. Do you think it’s a language barrier thing though? Like is he smart in his own language? Lol
@@abie4230Asuelu is the village idiot in every language
I don't feel bad for her. She knew who she laid down with! She tried to make a Caveman a modern day man.🤔
That and he's obviously slow.
Hes never been nothing but a big man baby!!!!! Hearing Kalani breaking down crying broke my heart. And she shouldn't have ever taken that hall pass!! That sadly puts her down to his level.
I think it's great that she took it and greater still that she actually connected to the guy.
@@ThouSwell-zx3fd as far as teaching him a lesson, yes she should have. But now she can't even know she's that much better than he is. Id love to see if work for the kids sake, but I don't think this dude will EVER grow up. And using the "i come from a small island is absolutely positively does NOT excuse ANY of his actions.
@@ThouSwell-zx3fd Then you're no better of a person than she is.
Michael being on that video call reminds of that episode of ANT Farm 😂😂
“Little Island”😂😂😂😭
Thank you, I needed a good laugh today. This is one of your best so far, please keep up the good work!
Yes! I really enjoyed this one!🤣
I Lol thru the whole thing even tho the couples are dealing with such sensitive topics.
@TheQuickSlice is Hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I really hate this guy. One thing I noticed because I’m a mom, it’s the fact that he acts so immature, so immature, in fact that he ran out into the ocean in his underwear. While I was watching the episode, I noticed that after he did that his kids had taken off their pants and were walking around the resort in their underwear in a diaper. Look, if you’re not a parent, you may not understand this, however, you don’t want your child walking around like that because you don’t know what kind of creeps are walking around. It’s so strange and bizarre to me that someone would allow their children to walk around a public place with a shirt and their underwear and a diaper. If they’re at home, who cares, however, when your child is out in public, you should definitely be more aware of what’s happening. He’s setting a horrible example for his children. My husband watched the episode with me and said, “some people shouldn’t have kids.” He’s kinda right.
She looks so done with him, she got to the point then she is just drinking water while Asuelo on fire.
“Little Island” was killing me! Lol
Your Angela impression gets me every time 😂
Lol the “little island” sound bites get me every time 😭
Omg big daddy slice, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this!!
I love how Big Edward just stares at the sky all the time, whether he’s in the conversation or not
The little island 🏝 omggg 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭
Unlike the other people whose true intentions or character we don't see until later on, Asuelu was a man-child from day one and has been true to that till now. I don't understand why Kalani fell for him.
Hell yeah I was just starting to run outta things to watch by you! 😅😂
Maybe Asuelu is just always high 😂
"little island" 🤣🤣🤣
“There’s a chance that his kids just think he’s their older brother” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“When I say something nasty he does blush”
i have never heard that before lmao
i thought kalani's dad was going to beat the crap out of asuelu if he ever disrespected his family? asuelu has done everything he can to be disrespectful and nothing from the dad who literally threatened asuelu on every episode they were on
Her dad is an all talk uncle T, called it from their debut.
@@LilLadyAy asuelu probably bribed him with his porn stash
@@bieberninja1 nobody can convince me that thing in real.🤣
@@LilLadyAy what thing?
@@bieberninja1 the moustache
wow that Angela part is nuts. Michael doesn't get to go to the beach, but she does
When I saw this I KNEW I need to watch this season. Big fan and was waiting for you to review this
Kalani had a one night stan with Asuelo there's no way in a week she thought she could love and trust a stranger. It sucks that he cheated but she needs to be honest
Yeah Kalani is a liar. Remember when she tried to present the family trip to her family (who hate Asuelu) as something she was doing for him to make up for the fact that he couldn't bring his kids to Samoa? 😂
Kalani was a virgin though thats the thing so regardless of the circumstance she wanted to justify the fact that she slept with him. She clearly didn't realise who she chose, but at this point after having his kids I don't think she can do any better
@@frostnova2144 If you believe she was a virgin then you are an idiot. No way that girl was a virgin.
@@frostnova2144she was 29 years old. She knew exactly what she was doing.
@@user-pf1fr2zg1e that has nothing to do with my comment,
But I don't know how someone who would bank everything on a useless human being like aseulu could, at any point, *"know what they're doing"*
He seems neurodivergent. The way he hits his head when emotionally overwhelmed. He needs a life coach and possibly medication. His unchecked mental health has gotta be tough on the whole family 🙁
As someone neurodivergent, I think it's way more severe than that.😬 It seems more like emotional issues than being divergent, like a total lack of empathy/emotional intelligence.
Yes he’s definitely autistic
@@h0t_pock3tNeuorodivergent is a blanket term without much merit.
@@Kai...999 To my knowledge, it means more like ADHD, autism, etc. He could be, but again, I think it's more than a neuro difference. As mentioned, he seems to have a huge lack in empathy, which isn't usually a marker for what I think of with neurodiversity. Maybe that's my mistake, or maybe I just REALLY dont want to be grouped in with someone like Asuelu. I also hit myself out of emotional distress, but it's not because of things like my autism. I often can't regulate my emotions due to things like OCD, BPD, or post-trauma symptoms.
You'd think that would've been mentioned on his season. No, he isn't.
He was a child when they got involved. He was continuously a child throughout the relationship. Why do we expect more?
This!