As messed up as that comment is...thank gawd she said it. Because now we don't have to worry about Asuelu and family attempting to do a custodial interference and take the kids to Samoa away from Kalani and her family. Asuelu has already confirmed that he's back living in Samoa...and being the deadbeat father that he always was aspiring to be.
I showed my Filipino grandma that episode and she was livid. She said “when you’re a grandparent whether you’re rich or poor, you put your grandbabies before anyone. In the Philippines it’s also customary to send money abroad but if my kids couldn’t lend me money then it’s fine. I’m supposed to provide for THEM. I could never put a price on my love for my kids or grandkids.” I couldn’t agree with her more. Saying you don’t care about your grandkids because your son won’t send you money is cruel and manipulative. If I were asuelu or kalani I wouldn’t be sending anymore money back home or letting them visit my kids until they apologize.
Asuelu's sister is so unhinged. Can you imagine being prepared to have a physical confrontation with a person you barely even know, all because you think they owe you money for existing?
“I don’t care about the kids, just give me money, that’s all I want” says the grandma. Is this woman serious? This is why it’s very important to meet your partners family before having children.
@@BG-nm5xtshe had kids with him… always makes it more difficult to move on..then she would be a single mom, I guess that is better than being married to him lol he’s about borderline mentally challenged
Well raising kids involves development. Paul isnt going to develop and evolve as a human. His parents already molded him like clay. So she's basically babysitting 😭😭
“Women are supposed to raise kids, cook, clean, and take care of the husband.” If that’s how he feels then he needs to pay ALL the bills and be a provider. If he can’t do that then there’s no real use for him as a partner.
It's kinda weird to me, I'm from Tonga we are island next door to Samoa and our women are supposed to be able to stand on their own 2 feet I would hate for my wifes to waste away just at home
@@horsepuncher95 I hope he doesn't represent ALL of Somoa, there are men like this guy literally on every single culture on Earth. I wouldn't be so quick to paint it as a "Somoan" thing as an Asuelu thing.
It’s hilarious because they are living with her parents. Her samoan dad works multiple jobs to pay for everything. He, himself, only had 1 part time job handing out samples at the time. Then later on he became n Uber driver (don’t think he kept the part time job) n had a car crash. My point is that he doesn’t provide for his family.
@@The_Albanski I noticed that, to my way of thinking he maybe a narcissist. It's a pattern of negative emotions etc. Do you blame him ? Look at everyone and how they treat him. It isn't right. He's just a young man, almost kept being a juvenille.
Kalani has the patience of a saint. I wish her dad would show Asuelu some traditional Samoan discipline because I honestly don't know what else would ever get through to him.
He is so frustrating to watch, I can't imagine how frustrated she is to be in a relationship with him. Kalani has the patience of a saint to put up with him and his family. She deserves so much better
as if Asuelu being autistic and giving her two inevitably autistic kids wasn't difficult enough, the family wants to extort her for money. I feel like if this was just for the D, she should've used birth control even if she wasn't gonna have him use a condom. There is no exit strat now.
How in the world did they even get together? He’s not very good looking, he doesn’t seem to be a happy or fun person, he’s not the most aesthetically pleasing… I just don’t get it
@@d9918 Diverse babies? I don’t think that’s it bc she’s half White and Samoan, and he is full Samoan which would make the kids pretty much full Samoan. So I don’t see the diverse part😭
I agree 100% Kalani is actually a pretty lady she can do way better. She would actually be better off by herself also. He’s just stressing her out and being a financial burden
As a Samoan girl, Asuelu is the prime example of why I never got with a Samoan guy. This type of Samoan guy (and his family) is very common and it’s why a lot of Samoans get stuck in the same cycle of toxicity because they marry into it.
No wonder Kalani's dad warned her against getting with a Samoan man. As someone from a conservative culture, I would not advise anyone to marry men from my culture. Very mysogynistic
The story is, it was supposed to be short term fling, then she got pregnant... She her family brought him over to be a father. That's why she's with him. Also for a full view of the situation, she's 28 and still living at home with no Job (unless they just didn't mention it in the episodes I've seen) It seems like she's just not very responsible, which makes them both kinda bad at this parenting thing.
@@BigShrimpin416 Ok it's not disgusting, we have hierachies in Polynesian culture and the oldies usually take advantage of that by demanding money. Yes it's rude by Western standards, and I don't like the family politics bullshit but it's pretty normal for most islanders to leave the island with the sole purpose of making money to send to your parents and if you don't, you get treated like useless dirt unless you have a family hierarchy advantage. I now live in the West to escape a lot of these stifling cultural traditions but you bet I am still being demanded to send money back to the islands because that's the way it is.
Me and my family: 👁️👄👁️ Tbh in My country is also usual to kiss on the mouth your family, but not that long, I for real don't think that long kiss is normal in any country between a son and a mother, like it was so long
Fr so many of the men on this show say that shit when that’s not what they want because they’re not willing to fulfil their role, they just want a mother.
"Women supposed to raise kids, cook, clean, take care of husband...that's how it is in my country" - says Asuelu, Andrei, etc... And the father works! Sometimes two jobs! Seriously, if you're going to pull that then you have to use it all. If you want life split like that with your wives working then you have to be the housewife and your wife can complain when nothings done when she comes home.
Men like him want a “traditional” women to take care of the kids and do all the cleaning but then refuse to be a “traditional” man and pay the bills and be a provider. He wants to have his cake and eat it as too.
Ya if he was taking great care of them financially then yes she should be doing all the cooking and cleaning but he can't even get them a place to live! I can't stand men like that.
Im honestly fine with if my husband want me to be a home maker. But if you want me to cook, clean, take care of kids and manage the household just know its YOUR job to be a provider completely. You work as much as needed to bring in money into the household for me to manage everything else. That girl is raising a man child
My mom works hard as a home maker and my dad also works hard out to provide. It works well. Their marriage is toxic but it's due to their personalities flaws.
She pissed me off with her mom. The mom literally said she didn’t care about the kids she just wanted the money… that her broke ass son didn’t even have. They should’ve raised him to be more responsible and productive
Can someone name any of Asuelu's redeeming qualities? One? His mom wanting to take him back to Samoa with her is no threat ... it would be more of a blessing, imho. What I DON'T understand is why Kalani has TWO babies with this man-child.
@@samitheawesomeLMAO 😭😭😭 poor sasuke he married Sakura and lost his arm and eye killed his brother (or rather his brother let him)and now he has to endure cyber bullying 😂😂😂
Asuelo is a very simple child with just as simple thought structures. It really makes you wonder how the women in Saoma can live with such men who are almost unable to live. Apparently there are only 3 guiding principles in Asuelu: I am the boss, my mom is the higher boss and I breathe, father offspring and bully my inferior wife.
asuelo explained it weirdly, basically yeah cooking n cleaning is apart of it but the father plays a role in getting the money and giving the son a father figure
I mean, how smart can you be to have two accidents with that dude? If she looked like her sister, then sure she could've gotten a few tiers higher than Asuelu.
Kalani is mad patient but you can tell she will knock you out if you touch her first, the way she chuckled at 16:20 about Asuelu'a sis tryna grab/hit her made me laugh lol
I’ll never understand why any of these people put up with being treated like this. There’s millions of people in the world. Go find someone who treats you right. People really settle for anything smh
Asuelu's family came in clutch for helping the audience feel ANYTHING for Asuelu, because the dude was looking like scum, then suddenly you're like, "Oh damn, this guy's family sucks."
@@jakeraught4939 I have a lot of Samoan friends and none of them act like this moron. In Hawaii the Samoan's are hard working and respectful people for the most part. Every race has it's fair share of idiots like Asuelu.
Asuelu is definitely trash, but seeing his family I sorta understand how that came out. They treat him like a pack animal and he takes it out on Kelani because she's so nice in comparison to the women in his family. He has major mommy issues.
I seriously don’t feel bad for either of them, she knew he was a man baby but still chose to marry him and expected him to suddenly change his ways when they had a baby. Stupidity at its finest.
That’s what I’m saying... that “man” walked out on your kids before your son’s birthday, at some point, she should’ve put her foot down and tell him to beat it. At no point are any of them considering the mental damage the child has by watching one parent behave like that, just unacceptable. Let him get sent back to Samoa.
I’m working full time and the bread winner, wife does most of the leg work with the kids etc, I help out when I can. And I’d do the same vice versa. Balance is key.
Exactly....my husband and I both work. I work less so I do most cooking and cleaning and the kids but he helps anytime I ask. Its 100% about balance and being a team.
I mean I do feel bad for Kalani, but it is kinda like she also chose to have 2 kids with this guy, I mean there is a reason why Kalani has said that she doesn't want any more kids because she basically has 3 including Asuelu
SAMOAN CULTURE SHOULD NOT BE BLAME IN THIS ISSUE. Its not the culture, its the family of Asuelu weaknesses and misunderstanding. My heart goes out to Kalani. Kalani is right, she has to stand up for her family. Samoan culture is a rich culture of respects, loyalty, values, love and good manners. The taboo between a brother and a sister also apply to sister and the wife of the brother. That relationship depend on the sister. If the sister advice the parent with love to her brother Asuelu and his wife, the parent agrees in most cases. Parent should know, Asuelu have a family, and he need to earn the bread for the family which is encourage in Samoan culture....You can send money home, but your priority is your wife and children. Kalani make the right decision of walk away when the sister and the mother try to argue with her. Please dont blame the culture, just blame the Asuelu and his family with their weaknesses and misunderstands. Malo mo ia Soifua.
I'm black and I definitely believe that this family is not reflective of your culture! I don't really know, but I think Khalani's dad is a better example? A good provider, strong, smart, reasonable, and protects his family.
The fact that he can tune out and ignore his upset baby and not care about his wife being uncomfortable in the car shows how immature and selfish he is. Locking himself in his room to play video games? He's a big child. Maybe he should be put in a corner for a time out.
i get that she wants her kids to have a dad, but lets be real when the mom threated to take asuelo away at least a part of her must've wanted to say "YES, PLEASE"
Her life would literally be 10 times easier as single mom since her family would help her, while asuelu doesn’t pay for shit and doesn’t help for shit.
For weeks I thought you were gone or worse, dead. But, when the world needed him most, he returned with the dankest 20 minute long video the world has ever witnessed.
Dude your narration is gold LMAO. Also thank you for not using the loud effects in your videos when you are making fun of people your sly sarcastic wit is good enough for me.
I feel like asuelu family gives him way to much of free pass like when Kalani said “It took two of us it wasn’t just me we both got pregnant.” And his sister responds “But you knew the situation.” Okay? but so did asuelu considering the sister has personally told him the situation about having to send money back he would’ve sucked it up and used protection.
I think Asuelu has some mental disabilities. He doesn’t seem to be all there in the head. Like he cant really understand the situation he is actually in.
There are so many commentary channels that dont do a good job at balancing the content of the show with pausing to comment. But you're a natural. Kudos
Sometimes I just rewatch this episode to see this dudes face, never fails to make me laugh and the stupid shit he does like grabbing random fruits of trees and eating them, this man is a comedian.
I’m just irritated that they constantly have these disturbing conversations in front of CHILDREN. no child wants to hear that their grandparent could care less about their well being.
Asuelu's mom looks like the baby dinosaur from the show Dinosaur that gets man and says, "Not the Mama!" No joke... when u see her anger boiling up and u can see the aggression in her mouth.
You are the GOAT of reality tv commentary, you are hilarious, someone needs to hire you to do narrations on these shows, because most of the shows I don't even watch I just get the scoop from you because its so funny, dry wit at its best, I'm normally dying of laughter when watching so don't typically comment but I've been meaning to. Fantastic videos!
Taking her to a "poop eater facility" was a cheep shot fired at her home country. The first couples argument was priceless. I love how they stayed so calm while saying some savage shit I wasn't expecting that language ngl.
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It's not a language barrier. It's not a culture clash. Asuelu is seriously just dumb. He's a rock.
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🗿has no redeeming qualities at all....
Seems to run in his family.
@@wothayakingori7600for kalani his only redeeming characteristic as a man is he as a D
I think he’s definitely special education.
“I don’t care about the kids. I just want money.” 😦 I am truly shocked and appalled. What a terrible family.
As messed up as that comment is...thank gawd she said it. Because now we don't have to worry about Asuelu and family attempting to do a custodial interference and take the kids to Samoa away from Kalani and her family. Asuelu has already confirmed that he's back living in Samoa...and being the deadbeat father that he always was aspiring to be.
Very common in Samoa. So toxic & disgraceful.
Sub-humans.
I showed my Filipino grandma that episode and she was livid. She said “when you’re a grandparent whether you’re rich or poor, you put your grandbabies before anyone. In the Philippines it’s also customary to send money abroad but if my kids couldn’t lend me money then it’s fine. I’m supposed to provide for THEM. I could never put a price on my love for my kids or grandkids.”
I couldn’t agree with her more. Saying you don’t care about your grandkids because your son won’t send you money is cruel and manipulative. If I were asuelu or kalani I wouldn’t be sending anymore money back home or letting them visit my kids until they apologize.
His family sent him to get money and he didn’t
Asuelu has a vacant stare. Like there’s nothing going on upstairs.
Real life Patrick star
how loud i laughed at this
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
Very dead, shark-like eyes
@@GabsGee 😂😂😂
Asuelu's sister is so unhinged. Can you imagine being prepared to have a physical confrontation with a person you barely even know, all because you think they owe you money for existing?
Lol
This is why I say, not all cultures are equal
Agree!!!
@@crestfire8008maybe it's culture, maybe she's just a dick
“I don’t care about the kids, just give me money, that’s all I want” says the grandma.
Is this woman serious? This is why it’s very important to meet your partners family before having children.
Honestly, heck yeah unless your partner has completely cut contacts with them.
Why did she ever marry him? Should have left him a long time ago. He and his family are big trouble.
@@BG-nm5xtshe had kids with him… always makes it more difficult to move on..then she would be a single mom, I guess that is better than being married to him lol he’s about borderline mentally challenged
that woman is theoretically raising three kids
and the oldest one is the hardest one to raise
Not theoretically, LITERALLY!!
Well raising kids involves development. Paul isnt going to develop and evolve as a human. His parents already molded him like clay. So she's basically babysitting 😭😭
She liked him in the beginning because of his easy going fun playful/immature attitude.
She chose that life 🤷🏽♀️
“Women are supposed to raise kids, cook, clean, and take care of the husband.”
If that’s how he feels then he needs to pay ALL the bills and be a provider. If he can’t do that then there’s no real use for him as a partner.
It's kinda weird to me, I'm from Tonga we are island next door to Samoa and our women are supposed to be able to stand on their own 2 feet I would hate for my wifes to waste away just at home
cat's kick ass.
@@horsepuncher95 you have many wives?
@@horsepuncher95 I hope he doesn't represent ALL of Somoa, there are men like this guy literally on every single culture on Earth. I wouldn't be so quick to paint it as a "Somoan" thing as an Asuelu thing.
It’s hilarious because they are living with her parents. Her samoan dad works multiple jobs to pay for everything. He, himself, only had 1 part time job handing out samples at the time. Then later on he became n Uber driver (don’t think he kept the part time job) n had a car crash. My point is that he doesn’t provide for his family.
If my son-in-law talked about my daughter like Asuelu did on that car trip, he would be flying out the rear windshield 🙃
amen to that
That's what I was thinking. That MIL has some major self-restraint.
I wouldn't blame you.
😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Right, but if you spoke to me like that in front of my wife in my car it'd be you exiting the windshield :P
Kalani walking away and not turning back around, while the sister is flailing around like an idiot trying to attack her, is an *ENTIRE MOOD* .
Hello, ScammerPayback? i need to report a scammer trying to threaten violence...
Haha ! Facts
The entire family has an IQ of 60
I always think these 90 day relationships are a joke until there are kids involved and I realize this is real life.
Kalani: "Well do you send money home?"
The sister: *surprised Pikachu face* "Its none of your business"
GIRL BYE
Her: The NeRvE on some people!
On one episode, they explain that she supported the family and it was thanks to her that Asuelu could eat and be fed for a long time
Lmao right!!
@@swisscorn That's good, but she still shouldn't have said that (not saying you're defending her).
@@IHMyself who are you referring to ? The sister or wife ? Also, i think they both didn't behave well. The mom was the worse
What is it about asuelu's eyes that really creeps me out? Is it the lifelessness? I can't put my finger on it
They look dead… like he’s always bored
Im dying 🤣🤣🤣 not the lifelessness! Lol
He has learning disabilities.
Me too. His eyes are really lifeless looking.
@@The_Albanski I noticed that, to my way of thinking he maybe a narcissist. It's a pattern of negative emotions etc. Do you blame him ? Look at everyone and how they treat him. It isn't right. He's just a young man, almost kept being a juvenille.
Kalani has the patience of a saint. I wish her dad would show Asuelu some traditional Samoan discipline because I honestly don't know what else would ever get through to him.
I want to see him whoop Asuelu’s ass lol
@@abibb27 I won’t be surprised if, eventually, he does. And my money’s on Lo. 💯💯💯
Idk she might just be kinds dumb. I like her but.. come on
her name sounds like "colonic" lol
@@aaronmerkel5216 better than ay aron
Asuelu has the most slappable face I’ve ever seen
YESSSSSSS!!!!! 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
He is so frustrating to watch, I can't imagine how frustrated she is to be in a relationship with him. Kalani has the patience of a saint to put up with him and his family. She deserves so much better
She chose him. She chose to have children with him
@@snooganslestat2030 That is a good point but it seems like she didn't know what she was getting into
bruh the mom and sister getting me heated. God bless Kalani and her god tier patience.
I completely agree with you!
yeah , they made my blood boil , too bad we can't climb through our computer screens
I wish Kalani would’ve knocked that sister out personally
as if Asuelu being autistic and giving her two inevitably autistic kids wasn't difficult enough, the family wants to extort her for money. I feel like if this was just for the D, she should've used birth control even if she wasn't gonna have him use a condom. There is no exit strat now.
slapppp them!!!!
How in the world did they even get together? He’s not very good looking, he doesn’t seem to be a happy or fun person, he’s not the most aesthetically pleasing… I just don’t get it
Well I think he's slightly better than her but the main reason was that she wanted cute diverse babies.
Alcohol fling turned into disaster zone..
@@d9918 really? I disagree she’s good looking with a great temperament but she’s kinda dumb for marrying and having another kid with this guy…
@@d9918 Diverse babies? I don’t think that’s it bc she’s half White and Samoan, and he is full
Samoan which would make the kids pretty much full Samoan. So I don’t see the diverse part😭
@@d9918 tf you mean he's better than her 😂😂😂😂
Kehlani lacks confidence for choosing this man as her husband. She is a beautiful soul, & would have a serious glow up if she divorces.
I agree 100% Kalani is actually a pretty lady she can do way better. She would actually be better off by herself also. He’s just stressing her out and being a financial burden
@@BigShrimpin416 She is too good for that damn Asuelu!
He needs to get on somewhere.
Brainless guy 🧠
@@andreaslot6325:
no nooo ooon m
Beautiful but overweight soul.
@Azazello1784 What a sick thing to say. Crazy and disgusting
As a Samoan girl, Asuelu is the prime example of why I never got with a Samoan guy. This type of Samoan guy (and his family) is very common and it’s why a lot of Samoans get stuck in the same cycle of toxicity because they marry into it.
Ewww, I thought it was just him and not cultural, but if it is then damn.
Why??😮..not all same believe
No wonder Kalani's dad warned her against getting with a Samoan man. As someone from a conservative culture, I would not advise anyone to marry men from my culture. Very mysogynistic
Nah, its just the type of samoan guys you know. Gtfoh
I love how Kilani is laughing at Asuelu getting french kisses by his mum. I also cannot get enough of the meme made from this episode "Moneehhhh"
Why is she with him? She’s gorgeous and clearly capable of raising those kids on her own. Probably easier without him there!
The "gorgeous" part is very questionable, agree with the rest
@@lillexus5589 she is gorgeous dude dont be mean
I think it would be hard to argue she is not objectively pretty by Western standards.
The story is, it was supposed to be short term fling, then she got pregnant... She her family brought him over to be a father. That's why she's with him.
Also for a full view of the situation, she's 28 and still living at home with no Job (unless they just didn't mention it in the episodes I've seen)
It seems like she's just not very responsible, which makes them both kinda bad at this parenting thing.
@@sadliaq1590 If you by gorgeous mean Overly obese, I agree.
"How much money did you bring for me? "
Is his mom from the mafia or something??
🤣🤣
So ignorant and rude it’s disgusting
🤣🤣🤣
@@BigShrimpin416 Ok it's not disgusting, we have hierachies in Polynesian culture and the oldies usually take advantage of that by demanding money. Yes it's rude by Western standards, and I don't like the family politics bullshit but it's pretty normal for most islanders to leave the island with the sole purpose of making money to send to your parents and if you don't, you get treated like useless dirt unless you have a family hierarchy advantage. I now live in the West to escape a lot of these stifling cultural traditions but you bet I am still being demanded to send money back to the islands because that's the way it is.
@@horsepuncher95 👍🏽👍🏽
Asuela's mom smashing her lips on Asuela for way too long
Kalani: 👁️👄👁️
Kalani's family: 👁️👄👁️
That was so gross. Idk how can family members kiss each other on the lips.
@@milkcatdog394 I get it it's his mom I kiss my son's but that long pause was.... weird af she enjoyed that it was very creepy eyes closed n all lol
@@milkcatdog394 it’s really not weird at all. The length of the kiss was questionable though lol
@@milkcatdog394 It's definitely acceptable in some cultures, but she grabbed him to hold on and that was REAL questionable
Me and my family: 👁️👄👁️
Tbh in My country is also usual to kiss on the mouth your family, but not that long, I for real don't think that long kiss is normal in any country between a son and a mother, like it was so long
i love traditional wives...but you cant demand one if your not a traditional husband
That pause after the "do you send money home?" That shit stopped my heart for a minute!
You can have a traditional marriage where the woman cooks and cleans but the man needs to be a PROVIDER...something he absolutely isn't
Dude worked at a yogurt shop part time probaly making 8 dollar an hour
Traditional marriage = glorified slave.
Woman here, and I have a job, no children. He wants her to take care of him like a child.
@@tapset lol this shit took me out
Fr so many of the men on this show say that shit when that’s not what they want because they’re not willing to fulfil their role, they just want a mother.
I hate how he’s naming the stuff out on purpose “my phone…..my suitcase” just to make it obvious he’s leaving , the lamest punchable guy ever
when kalani said she could kick his ass she was totally right. this guy sucks
Just Fit - can I be 2nd in line to sort out the punchable arsehole as I'm eyeing my pillows up with a mean look on my face. 🙋💪😤🤬
fr
He'd beat you
@@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock in what world
"Women supposed to raise kids, cook, clean, take care of husband...that's how it is in my country" - says Asuelu, Andrei, etc...
And the father works! Sometimes two jobs! Seriously, if you're going to pull that then you have to use it all. If you want life split like that with your wives working then you have to be the housewife and your wife can complain when nothings done when she comes home.
Men like him want a “traditional” women to take care of the kids and do all the cleaning but then refuse to be a “traditional” man and pay the bills and be a provider. He wants to have his cake and eat it as too.
Ya if he was taking great care of them financially then yes she should be doing all the cooking and cleaning but he can't even get them a place to live! I can't stand men like that.
@@scarasara That’s unless if she’s working too but if not then it’s reasonable to stay home and care for things there.
They also have to be ready to defend their families at any moment. Even if it means severe bodily harm or death.
I love that she doesn’t entertain any of their bullshit, she treats them like they’re all children, her patience is incredible!
Too much patience for her own good, unfortunately.
“Just toss the kids in the dish washer” Lmfao I can’t 😂
Asuelu really be like 🗿
Lmfaoooooo
What does that mean?
Yooooooooooo nooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@DamanKingBear this is one of those things that if it needs to be explained it won't be funny anymore.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I was Kalani’s mom, I would have kicked him out of the car.
Heeeell yes his ass would be bouncing down the tarmac like a tumbleweed
Asuelu's eyes have nothing behind them, he's absolutely a shell of a person. Probably an alien took over that vessel 👾
He had the dead eyes of a man child
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Im honestly fine with if my husband want me to be a home maker. But if you want me to cook, clean, take care of kids and manage the household just know its YOUR job to be a provider completely. You work as much as needed to bring in money into the household for me to manage everything else. That girl is raising a man child
My mom works hard as a home maker and my dad also works hard out to provide. It works well. Their marriage is toxic but it's due to their personalities flaws.
Loved it when Kalani asked his sister if she sends money home . 😂❤
She pissed me off with her mom. The mom literally said she didn’t care about the kids she just wanted the money… that her broke ass son didn’t even have. They should’ve raised him to be more responsible and productive
this whole family just seems like they’re collectively trying to crack Kalani’s psych down
I legitimately don't understand how your videos don't get 500k views every time. This is top tier content, and I love the commentary. Keep it up!
Thanks so much :) !!
Same. I can’t tell you how many times I just busted out laughing over the commentary.
Yes, very well made and keeps us hooked in this sh*t lol
100%. inb4 he has a million+ subs
It's good shit but chill out with the top tier shit hella channels do /done this
He's such a child himself and a chauvinist,
Insecure men demean women.
I really don't think I've ever witnessed someone on TV with less going on upstairs than Asuelu
Can someone name any of Asuelu's redeeming qualities? One? His mom wanting to take him back to Samoa with her is no threat ... it would be more of a blessing, imho. What I DON'T understand is why Kalani has TWO babies with this man-child.
Not 'why' she had but 'how' she has two kids by him. He has no attractive trait. NONE
you need to do more of these, your commentary is better than the other channels ;-;
Neither of them are mature ,they don't work at hey live w her parents w kids.
I like your pfp lol 😂
@@sunnyquan9540 thanks homie, it’s the most accurate pic of sasuke if we’re being honest
@@samitheawesomeLMAO 😭😭😭 poor sasuke he married Sakura and lost his arm and eye killed his brother (or rather his brother let him)and now he has to endure cyber bullying 😂😂😂
Asuelu is the love child of Tarzan & Patrick Star.
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Well said 🤣🤣🤣
Sir I am 💀 🪦 😂
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Dude can’t even take care of his own kids
Hey remember, taking care of kids is a pathetic woman’s job…. Which is so easy, so yeah OF COURSE he doesn’t take care of them. Duhhh
Woman job
@@lestatsebastian666 your haircut looks dope bro
Moron can't even take care of himself.
Dude cant even take care of himself
When he was playing video games during his son's birthday.... I would of turned off the internet SO FAST lol
Asuelo is a very simple child with just as simple thought structures. It really makes you wonder how the women in Saoma can live with such men who are almost unable to live. Apparently there are only 3 guiding principles in Asuelu: I am the boss, my mom is the higher boss and I breathe, father offspring and bully my inferior wife.
asuelo explained it weirdly, basically yeah cooking n cleaning is apart of it but the father plays a role in getting the money and giving the son a father figure
This relationship is hanging by a thread, and that thread is their two kids. I hope they do what's best for the babies. Great job on the video man !
Kalani is smart, beautiful, and a good mother. The way his family treats her is garbage, she could do SO much better!
I don't know about smart
@@diegobarron1690 she’s smart I think but she’s insecure and I think that’s why she got married to him
@@sunnyquan9540 I agree! it's so sad to see!
I mean, how smart can you be to have two accidents with that dude? If she looked like her sister, then sure she could've gotten a few tiers higher than Asuelu.
Having 2 children by Asuelu does not make her smart
Kalani is mad patient but you can tell she will knock you out if you touch her first, the way she chuckled at 16:20 about Asuelu'a sis tryna grab/hit her made me laugh lol
Seeing these episodes again makes me even happier that Kalani found someone else
When he realized that she would actually win that fight against him. He rethought his whole decision 💀
Lmaooo true 😂😂😂
Your editing makes the trainwreck 10x more entertaining. 👏
I’ll never understand why any of these people put up with being treated like this. There’s millions of people in the world. Go find someone who treats you right. People really settle for anything smh
Easier said than done
@idam9336 for a guy as a woman you can walk outside and find a guy.
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kalani's unfortunate cause she's kinda stuck. she lost her virginity and got pregnant by him as soon as she met him
The desperation is sad. I can't imagine wanting anything to do with him or his family.
"We wanna take Asuelu back to Samoa"
"Do you promise?"
Asuelu's family came in clutch for helping the audience feel ANYTHING for Asuelu, because the dude was looking like scum, then suddenly you're like, "Oh damn, this guy's family sucks."
"Just toss the kids into the dishwasher..." YOU ARE SO EFFING FUNNY!!
Omg I feel so bad for Kelahni, bro who tf would put up with that shit man
People talk shit on American culture, but imagine an entire country where the men act like this guy
@@jakeraught4939 I have a lot of Samoan friends and none of them act like this moron. In Hawaii the Samoan's are hard working and respectful people for the most part. Every race has it's fair share of idiots like Asuelu.
@@jakeraught4939 that's a disaster
Low self esteem.
Paul taking Karine to the water treatment plant is a perfect allegory of their relationship. lol!
Dude, The whole Samoan family is sharing one brain cell. 🤭
Bold of you to assume they have one brain cell.
Hahahahhahaha
Exactly!!! 😅😭😂🤦🏾♀️
"Sure, just toss the kids in a dish washer and call it a day!"
Dude, that line had me dying. 😂 LOVE your commentary. Keep up the great work!!
Asuelu is definitely trash, but seeing his family I sorta understand how that came out. They treat him like a pack animal and he takes it out on Kelani because she's so nice in comparison to the women in his family. He has major mommy issues.
I seriously don’t feel bad for either of them, she knew he was a man baby but still chose to marry him and expected him to suddenly change his ways when they had a baby. Stupidity at its finest.
but most of all I hate the parents. I hope they get what’s coming to them. They are absolute garbage.
Ikr. He was like this before and during the marriage
And she kept popping out kids with him!
That’s what I’m saying... that “man” walked out on your kids before your son’s birthday, at some point, she should’ve put her foot down and tell him to beat it. At no point are any of them considering the mental damage the child has by watching one parent behave like that, just unacceptable. Let him get sent back to Samoa.
What is love?
I’m working full time and the bread winner, wife does most of the leg work with the kids etc, I help out when I can. And I’d do the same vice versa. Balance is key.
Buggy bread winner mechanics.
Exactly....my husband and I both work. I work less so I do most cooking and cleaning and the kids but he helps anytime I ask. Its 100% about balance and being a team.
No wonder her father was so pissed about her getting together with a Samoan.
If these women are an example of Samoan people, I get it.
They’re really not a representation of Samoan people just to let you know lol
Her father is from Samoa. They met when she went to Samoa. She said he was like a stalker. She was a virgin and got pregnant immediately.
@@missolesoul I bet her dad regrets taking her to Samoa since she met this Dolt there
"oh you just misunderstood my sister lunging at you" - I laughed so hard lol
"well, do you send money home?" DAAAAAAMN- took her out with that one lmfao
Her Samoan dad scares the 💩 out of Asuelu
Low.
But her dad is white?
@@diegobarron1690 no her mom is
He did something right, because she and Asuelu got a divorce.
I mean I do feel bad for Kalani, but it is kinda like she also chose to have 2 kids with this guy, I mean there is a reason why Kalani has said that she doesn't want any more kids because she basically has 3 including Asuelu
SAMOAN CULTURE SHOULD NOT BE BLAME IN THIS ISSUE. Its not the culture, its the family of Asuelu weaknesses and misunderstanding. My heart goes out to Kalani. Kalani is right, she has to stand up for her family. Samoan culture is a rich culture of respects, loyalty, values, love and good manners. The taboo between a brother and a sister also apply to sister and the wife of the brother. That relationship depend on the sister. If the sister advice the parent with love to her brother Asuelu and his wife, the parent agrees in most cases. Parent should know, Asuelu have a family, and he need to earn the bread for the family which is encourage in Samoan culture....You can send money home, but your priority is your wife and children. Kalani make the right decision of walk away when the sister and the mother try to argue with her. Please dont blame the culture, just blame the Asuelu and his family with their weaknesses and misunderstands. Malo mo ia Soifua.
Ia, fa'afetai lava for this. I've been avoiding watching anything with Asuelu for fear of faasamoa being blamed for his shitty behavior. Mālō soifua
I’m a kiwi, i know that Samoans are very hard working, kind, loving and protective people. This is their families issues. Not the culture.
I'm black and I definitely believe that this family is not reflective of your culture! I don't really know, but I think Khalani's dad is a better example? A good provider, strong, smart, reasonable, and protects his family.
@@Lisa-yv2hd Thank you for saying that.
@@oti5817 Samoans know who they are. Don't be afraid to view things, see them and learn from them. Life is to explore.
Fast forward 3 years. The craziness about these people that have come out is insane
Asuelu is the most complete reason why you should use protection.
She adopted another child. Shes so nice and gentle, she really doesnt deserve this.
if patrick from spongebob is an actual human being, he will be Asuelo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’m crying rn. This channel is underrated asf no cap
1 time a Spider crawled into Asuelu's ear, but it crawled back out because it was lonely.
The fact that he can tune out and ignore his upset baby and not care about his wife being uncomfortable in the car shows how immature and selfish he is. Locking himself in his room to play video games? He's a big child. Maybe he should be put in a corner for a time out.
i get that she wants her kids to have a dad, but lets be real when the mom threated to take asuelo away at least a part of her must've wanted to say "YES, PLEASE"
sometimes the best thing you can do for ur kids is separate yourself from your partner, kalani should probably clue in on that sometime
literally she's basically a single parent anyways
Her life would literally be 10 times easier as single mom since her family would help her, while asuelu doesn’t pay for shit and doesn’t help for shit.
For weeks I thought you were gone or worse, dead. But, when the world needed him most, he returned with the dankest 20 minute long video the world has ever witnessed.
Reminds me of when my new husband walked off with his mother after our wedding. She’s dead now & we’re divorced.
He’s an idiot and her decision to marry him says more about her than him.
What a piece of crap 🤧the trash took itself out
I’m hoping he joins her soon
@@Hippidippimahm lol I’ve been thinking that lately myself
Did you kill her?
Paul thinks a supermarket and a water treatment plant is a great show of American Exceptionalism.
Dude your narration is gold LMAO. Also thank you for not using the loud effects in your videos when you are making fun of people your sly sarcastic wit is good enough for me.
"Idc about the kids i just want the money" girl i... damn somebody needs to deck her.
I feel like asuelu family gives him way to much of free pass like when Kalani said “It took two of us it wasn’t just me we both got pregnant.” And his sister responds “But you knew the situation.” Okay? but so did asuelu considering the sister has personally told him the situation about having to send money back he would’ve sucked it up and used protection.
I think Asuelu has some mental disabilities. He doesn’t seem to be all there in the head. Like he cant really understand the situation he is actually in.
A man's job is to play volleyball and bring the trophy home... isn't that every woman's dream?
13:52 This is one of the most honest and also batshit crazy lines in 90 Day Fiancé history. I feel so bad for how hard I laughed.
Dude it’s actually hilarious 😭
I feel soooo bad for this woman!!!!
I literally want to cry for her :(
This family is disgusting
what would we watch then?
Kalani sent him packing to his mom with 1 way ticket
If I was her dad I would go whoop his ass at the birthday party, no kap.
I think love and commitment is a wonderful gift that sometimes is given to the wrong person.
I had a half Samoan girlfriend and she did beat me in a wrestle. Those girls are strong man! Kalani could easily take this turnip in a fight.
One day their kids are going to watch this and realize that they were a mistake
Paul is so far down on the "Alph/Beta" alphabet, he's around the T area.
T for turd.
This guy looks like he goes through life without a single thought that's worth anything.
There are so many commentary channels that dont do a good job at balancing the content of the show with pausing to comment. But you're a natural. Kudos
They’re like a family of hobos begging for money 😂😂 and wanna fight you when you say no lmaoo
Sometimes I just rewatch this episode to see this dudes face, never fails to make me laugh and the stupid shit he does like grabbing random fruits of trees and eating them, this man is a comedian.
More like a clown
I’m just irritated that they constantly have these disturbing conversations in front of CHILDREN. no child wants to hear that their grandparent could care less about their well being.
Asuelu's mom looks like the baby dinosaur from the show Dinosaur that gets man and says, "Not the Mama!" No joke... when u see her anger boiling up and u can see the aggression in her mouth.
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Lmao when she asked do you send money home and she got quiet 😂😂🤦🏾♀️
You are the GOAT of reality tv commentary, you are hilarious, someone needs to hire you to do narrations on these shows, because most of the shows I don't even watch I just get the scoop from you because its so funny, dry wit at its best, I'm normally dying of laughter when watching so don't typically comment but I've been meaning to. Fantastic videos!
Taking her to a "poop eater facility" was a cheep shot fired at her home country. The first couples argument was priceless. I love how they stayed so calm while saying some savage shit I wasn't expecting that language ngl.