SCP-3199 Humans, Refuted (SCP Animation)

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  • @melon_boi5872
    @melon_boi5872 4 роки тому +2052

    "What is a man but a featherless chicken?"
    "BEHOLD, A MAN" *SCP-3199 screech*

    • @real10002
      @real10002 4 роки тому +72

      I can see you also graduated from the Sam o'nella academy.

    • @damondgreen2239
      @damondgreen2239 4 роки тому +12

      And it has a little chimpanzee in it as well for some weird reason that God would burn us for if we told!

    • @lve_raven641
      @lve_raven641 4 роки тому +6

      @Watto You Deserve 2020 Salmonella Joke medal

    • @kyleawesome8731
      @kyleawesome8731 4 роки тому +5

      Why is this for kids?

    • @tmsgaming5998
      @tmsgaming5998 4 роки тому +13

      no diogenes stop

  • @diamondmetal3062
    @diamondmetal3062 4 роки тому +3194

    Diogenes: “What would you define a human as?”
    Plato: “Hmm... A featherless biped?”
    Diogenes: *holding a plucked chicken* “Behold! Man!”

    • @LazyAndFabulous
      @LazyAndFabulous 4 роки тому +87

      The origin

    • @moa9188
      @moa9188 4 роки тому +18

      So that makes us trexs.... ok

    • @kingdonut8272
      @kingdonut8272 4 роки тому +95

      You know, I kinda think that's actually where this SCP came from.

    • @Ajoule01
      @Ajoule01 4 роки тому +41

      is that a Sam O'Nella reference? :O

    • @13Rats
      @13Rats 4 роки тому +32

      *Sam O'nella intensifies*

  • @Dylanraptor
    @Dylanraptor 4 роки тому +910

    3199: *puking up eggs*
    The scientist watching it: No amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok.

  • @Gigglingchild888
    @Gigglingchild888 2 роки тому +183

    I just love how he just says the most violent and mutilating stuff in such a calm voice.

  • @capitalcoffee7514
    @capitalcoffee7514 4 роки тому +1597

    SCP-3199: *Lays an egg*
    The foundation: "Welcome to the hydraulic press channel!"

    • @M3sierr
      @M3sierr 4 роки тому +40

      HowToBasic: Hello

    • @vieniel16feb2009
      @vieniel16feb2009 4 роки тому +4

      LOL XD

    • @MrZPaule
      @MrZPaule 4 роки тому +11

      "So here ve hav an SCP-3199. It is very dangerous - so ve must deal vith him!" *Engages hydraulic press*

    • @g_ato1978
      @g_ato1978 4 роки тому +15

      @@MrZPaule *Egg almost cracks* "Ah that's allota damage!"

    • @crimson774wprincess2
      @crimson774wprincess2 4 роки тому

      Wut

  • @carlosgonzalez6442
    @carlosgonzalez6442 4 роки тому +616

    Omega-19: "Equip with nightvision"
    Also Omega-19: "Uses a flashlight"

    • @llamamaid4798
      @llamamaid4798 4 роки тому +12

      Lmao

    • @artg556
      @artg556 4 роки тому +10

      logic

    • @jan7996
      @jan7996 4 роки тому +13

      Well it depends how bright the enviroment is. A little flash and your nightvison is fucked

    • @iwanmustafa27
      @iwanmustafa27 4 роки тому +2

      @@jan7996 lol

    • @AJ-sx3lc
      @AJ-sx3lc 4 роки тому +1

      jan matjasic why swear

  • @tuturuuuwu1151
    @tuturuuuwu1151 4 роки тому +2230

    "Hooked them up with the best night vision hardware" and still uses flashlight.

    • @ahyesname5978
      @ahyesname5978 4 роки тому +11

      fIrSt WaAaA

    • @arjundurante4179
      @arjundurante4179 4 роки тому +5

      :/

    • @suserano7566
      @suserano7566 4 роки тому +52

      Horror is not horror without flashlights

    • @williamcook9936
      @williamcook9936 4 роки тому +65

      Still have to use flashlights with night vision. they just use infrared flashlights so if you aren’t wearing night vision it’s still pitch black but it works like a flashlight for them.

    • @tuturuuuwu1151
      @tuturuuuwu1151 4 роки тому +16

      @@williamcook9936 ow i see so that's how it is. I thought they were using normal flashlight that would've hurt their eyes.

  • @lemone630
    @lemone630 3 роки тому +119

    SCP 3199: *Spits out egg*
    Also SCP 3199: *Terraria noises*

    • @anikamiah6731
      @anikamiah6731 2 роки тому +6

      Wall of Flesh: *_FINALLY,_* *_A_* *_WORTHY_* *_OPPONENT!_*

    • @W1KTORious
      @W1KTORious Рік тому

      PUKE PISSRON

  • @sorcererberoll4641
    @sorcererberoll4641 4 роки тому +4329

    Was found in Ireland
    Complete bald
    Screaming like a banshee
    So just a Irishman then

  • @mariaponce6217
    @mariaponce6217 4 роки тому +2704

    Everybody gangsta until the oversized chicken starts screaming

    • @CKzoidYT
      @CKzoidYT 4 роки тому +60

      Mr kfc after finding scp 3199 : now this puts a smile on my face

    • @Yellowmobliegamernazuthenaxu
      @Yellowmobliegamernazuthenaxu 4 роки тому +8

      Good idea lololp
      Bad plan

    • @corebyt3
      @corebyt3 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @weebstrangler1193
      @weebstrangler1193 4 роки тому +14

      @@CKzoidYT *ITS FINGER LIKKIN GOOD*

    • @CKzoidYT
      @CKzoidYT 4 роки тому +13

      @@weebstrangler1193 mmmmm over sized chicken that makes babys in seconds that will grow up fast STONKS

  • @zvir7493
    @zvir7493 4 роки тому +343

    Plato: Humans are nothing but featherless bipeds
    Diogenes: I see your featherless biped, and I raise you this human *presents 3199*

  • @septic.1s
    @septic.1s 2 роки тому +45

    This is far by probably one of the scariest SCP's Ive seen, the way its shaped. Its so terrifying. I would never want to be near something as dangerous as this.

  • @Sans-df9gd
    @Sans-df9gd 4 роки тому +705

    5:19 if you ever feel useless remember that this person with nightvision used a flashlight

  • @s.bekooy3773
    @s.bekooy3773 4 роки тому +2560

    This whole thing is just the embodiment of “me and the boys at 3am looking for *beans* “

    • @IcedTeaFTW
      @IcedTeaFTW 4 роки тому +18

      Elaborate

    • @oriondool1525
      @oriondool1525 4 роки тому +23

      Beans?

    • @TBD2763
      @TBD2763 4 роки тому +17

      DONT BRING MEMES TO SERIOUS SUBJECTS

    • @the_natza
      @the_natza 4 роки тому +30

      *🅱️EANS*

    • @the_natza
      @the_natza 4 роки тому +5

      @Superrobloxman2562 or Mista 2562 You wouldn't get it

  • @skasis1826
    @skasis1826 4 роки тому +793

    Everyone: *stares at McDonald’s*
    McDonald’s making chicken nuggets: *what?*

  • @Maddjocks
    @Maddjocks 3 роки тому +48

    As an irish person i can confirm that these are just little kids playing on the road at night

    • @joebidengames
      @joebidengames 3 роки тому +3

      Yes.

    • @theonering2966
      @theonering2966 2 роки тому +3

      That lay eggs and are kill people

    • @junminh5793
      @junminh5793 5 місяців тому

      @@theonering2966 bro, the adults kill elephants and give birth

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 4 роки тому +896

    This whole SCP is a reference to Plato calling humans "Featherless Bipeds" and Diogenes bringing a plucked, dead chicken to one of his lectures and saying "Behold! Man!" and throwing it at him.

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde 4 роки тому +75

      It's cool when SCPs are based on something in history or mythology. I'm half-convinced SCP-231 is a reference to the Ursula K. Le Guin short story titled 'The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas.'

    • @Malphas87
      @Malphas87 4 роки тому +52

      thats actually pretty fucking funny

    • @GeoSY
      @GeoSY 4 роки тому +8

      *Whats up fuckers. Look at this person I found isn’t it such a human? Wow what a guy*

    •  4 роки тому +10

      Abalus Dumblydore yeah diogenes was a fucking chad

    • @huntergoldch
      @huntergoldch 4 роки тому +5

      Itz a Chicken

  • @nathanvankoughnett6744
    @nathanvankoughnett6744 4 роки тому +2030

    It is human, after all Plato described a man as a “Featherless Biped”

  • @Araneus21
    @Araneus21 4 роки тому +1088

    this SCP is what happens when one puts a human, chicken and a chimp into the Clockworks machine and sets it on fine

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh 4 роки тому +13

      Or 1-1

    • @alkaupadhyay7650
      @alkaupadhyay7650 4 роки тому +16

      I think that is what happened. A killing machine

    • @androidmk5987
      @androidmk5987 3 роки тому +5

      Don't forget about an oyster

    • @gloriav943
      @gloriav943 3 роки тому +3

      My Dad ARE YOU WINNING SON? Me BABY MORE I WANT TO SEE IT wait..... uh oh

  • @_sharkdev_
    @_sharkdev_ 3 роки тому +34

    I like the uses of terraria sound effects, they fit well

  • @containedcolton6676
    @containedcolton6676 4 роки тому +2799

    “Mom can we get KFC?”
    “No we already have KFC at home.”
    *KFC at home*

  • @JonathanHernandez-sm7nq
    @JonathanHernandez-sm7nq 4 роки тому +487

    The rubber: “but doctor Watt said-“
    Me: “doctor what?”
    The rubber: “yeah that’s what I said”

  • @cristianduron4741
    @cristianduron4741 4 роки тому +183

    Plato:"Man is an upright featherless biped..."
    Diogenes:

  • @dogofwisdom1398
    @dogofwisdom1398 3 роки тому +77

    “An on that farm he had a *DEMONIC CHICKEN HUMAN* “

  • @nixien1496
    @nixien1496 4 роки тому +706

    I do appreciate that a method of actually destroying these things was written into the article too often writers want to go with "no nothing works they are indestructible."

  • @xogdo5260
    @xogdo5260 4 роки тому +231

    I feel like this SCP is a reference to the chicken Diogenes plucked and handed to Plato's Academy saying "Behold! I've brought you a man!".

  • @jackiematanza2791
    @jackiematanza2791 4 роки тому +263

    Mom: play with the neighbor's kid
    The neighbor's kid:

    • @Golden-kb1ny
      @Golden-kb1ny 4 роки тому +2

      Yep

    • @adrenaline3326
      @adrenaline3326 4 роки тому +2

      i really dont get this joke

    • @beansacc3704
      @beansacc3704 4 роки тому +2

      Heh

    • @tanker8358
      @tanker8358 4 роки тому +2

      @@adrenaline3326 Then you did not grow up like we did

    • @tanker8358
      @tanker8358 4 роки тому +2

      @The One and Only there saying the neiber kid is weird

  • @g00dbunny
    @g00dbunny 2 роки тому +9

    this was one of the first scps i was introduced to. in fact, LITERALLY this video. thanks rubber

  • @silvius1798
    @silvius1798 4 роки тому +3027

    SCP foundation: "This SCP is highly dangerous and reproduces very quickly"
    KFC: "Yeah... I'll take all of them"

  • @SSF27-1
    @SSF27-1 4 роки тому +728

    Chicken: Honey I think he looks beautiful!
    Chimpanzee: He looks like a champ!
    SCP-3199: ARGGRAGRARGAHAH

  • @oksobasicallyimonkey5804
    @oksobasicallyimonkey5804 4 роки тому +176

    “After reports of an unidentified bald creature crying like a banshee”
    wait how did you know it was me?

  • @lillyannbyrne3395
    @lillyannbyrne3395 10 місяців тому +5

    (4:46)
    This thing was discovered in Ireland?! You’re telling me I could be going on a stroll and this chicken thing could jump out at me!? Damn it!

  • @thatbumkid_6161
    @thatbumkid_6161 4 роки тому +206

    The Rubber should be a safe scp who helps the foundation

    • @Soredli
      @Soredli 4 роки тому +24

      No its better as thaumiel (edit: if you dont know what thaumiel class scp is its it's basically hard to contain but helps the foundation like scp 3000 its a giant eeeeeel that gives amnesia they use scp 3000 to get amnesia for testing

    • @C-o.o.k.i.e
      @C-o.o.k.i.e 4 роки тому +8

      @@Soredli yes

    • @TheBestGrapefruitGuy
      @TheBestGrapefruitGuy 4 роки тому +8

      Actually that would give him a thaumiel classification.

    • @huskygamer6426
      @huskygamer6426 4 роки тому +2

      SCP IS NOT REAL it is a collaborative writing project that is not for kids it has its own wiki called SCP wiki

    • @thatbumkid_6161
      @thatbumkid_6161 4 роки тому +3

      Ooo I never knew about thaumiel. Thanks for explaining guys🙏

  • @creepystonex
    @creepystonex 4 роки тому +1503

    "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
    *to eat humans alive*

  • @Satan-nw4lv
    @Satan-nw4lv 4 роки тому +108

    0:07 rare footage of you running to your room after turning the lights off downstairs

    • @liguow
      @liguow 4 роки тому +8

      I too, have MTF as parents and get shot by them and kill them and lay eggs from my mouth

    • @sambayer8503
      @sambayer8503 4 роки тому +1

      I agree

    • @fireyusuffan326
      @fireyusuffan326 4 роки тому +1

      @@liguow Hey same here

    • @ninjagod173scp8
      @ninjagod173scp8 4 роки тому +2

      Same I want up to my room when I turn off the lights in living room

    • @helloperson9445
      @helloperson9445 4 роки тому +1

      Yep, until I go back with a flashlight because I forgot my pizza rolls

  • @andinochi1825
    @andinochi1825 3 роки тому +25

    Imagine a show that introduces a new scp in each episode there would be thousands of episodes

    • @whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927
      @whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine an x-files style scp show. Imagine how much more and episodes one could get out of it.

  • @steveplant535
    @steveplant535 4 роки тому +242

    Some people: "ew, this is the disgunting thing that i ever saw"
    Wall of Flesh: "am i a joke to you?

  • @jochisvoice458
    @jochisvoice458 4 роки тому +354

    “Look at all dos gickens” - Worlds youngest zoologists.

    • @lamp2210
      @lamp2210 4 роки тому +2

      Highlighting is youtube showing you where the comment you made is, pinning is the youtuber pinning your comment

    • @FreddyFredrickFazbearthellljr
      @FreddyFredrickFazbearthellljr 4 роки тому +5

      @@lamp2210 what does that have to do with thid

    • @stevehechanova4998
      @stevehechanova4998 4 роки тому +3

      Pin me

    • @dramtt3904
      @dramtt3904 4 роки тому

      hey do you know what song does he use in 0:26?

    • @jochisvoice458
      @jochisvoice458 4 роки тому

      magazine crunch the same song he uses in literally every video

  • @rapture_bishop
    @rapture_bishop 4 роки тому +593

    Video: One of the most disgusting and disturbing SCP's
    Me: "hehe Terraria SFX"

  • @Marleys4
    @Marleys4 Рік тому +2

    3199: **Lays an Egg**
    HowToBasic: *Allow us to Introduce Ourselves*

  • @jurajgjerek6568
    @jurajgjerek6568 4 роки тому +145

    Well isn't this lovely to hear when you live in Ireland.

    • @Tysnack
      @Tysnack 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @whyns
      @whyns 4 роки тому +16

      spooky uncooked chicken walking around

    • @mick1157
      @mick1157 4 роки тому +8

      I hope it doesn't come for me

    • @cndkslayer9262
      @cndkslayer9262 4 роки тому +1

      Its not real thi

    • @space_sam7347
      @space_sam7347 4 роки тому

      CNDK SLAYER y/wooosh

  • @Life-vt8yi
    @Life-vt8yi 4 роки тому +3467

    A farmer liked his animals a little too much

  • @taffytalks989
    @taffytalks989 4 роки тому +257

    I hope you get to do SCP-239, the Witch Child, especially with her incident

    • @Garf-ib1yi
      @Garf-ib1yi 4 роки тому +4

      Can I have a explanation of this scp? Thx

    • @twicepilled
      @twicepilled 4 роки тому +1

      @@Garf-ib1yi same

    • @chrvsalism2102
      @chrvsalism2102 4 роки тому +3

      Garf 1101 it’s basically a girl how whatever she imagines becomes true. Dr clef tried to kill her but then she was warned by other scientists because she turned them into her “friends”. Kondraki was a Dr that tried to stop clef

    • @awesomeabomination2146
      @awesomeabomination2146 4 роки тому

      @@chrvsalism2102 well, someone please snipe her, I am scared

    • @bot_qwerty1515
      @bot_qwerty1515 4 роки тому +1

      Reality bender child made to believe she’s a witch, dr clef aka ukulele man, father of lies or satan or whatever y’all call him reeeaaallly wants to kill her

  • @FalconKalinius
    @FalconKalinius Рік тому +4

    Two years later and I remember watching this video the day it came out. Haven’t watched The Rubber since but this is nostalgic.

  • @keith0keith01
    @keith0keith01 4 роки тому +543

    Therapist: chicken titan is not real he can’t hurt you
    Chicken titan:

  • @overseerenforcerorgodzilla8772
    @overseerenforcerorgodzilla8772 4 роки тому +138

    “Hey honey, Where’s the thanksgiving dinner?”

  • @uniconwizardsb1122
    @uniconwizardsb1122 4 роки тому +147

    Pluto’s definition of human: “featherless biped”
    Diogenes: *laughing in SCP

    • @yee9222
      @yee9222 4 роки тому +5

      Did you learn that from Sam O Nella

    • @shad0w604
      @shad0w604 4 роки тому +3

      sam o nella with his featheless chiken

    • @uniconwizardsb1122
      @uniconwizardsb1122 4 роки тому +1

      Aw, what gave it away?

    • @CreepyFrawley
      @CreepyFrawley 4 роки тому +1

      I love Sam o'nella academy

  • @trippycoolio3608
    @trippycoolio3608 3 роки тому +6

    3199 looks like those models of people that scientists use to show what gamers look like in a hundred years

  • @yagogarinmartinez3362
    @yagogarinmartinez3362 4 роки тому +132

    waiting for a non deadly SCP that is fueled by kindness...
    but in the end...
    i like anything u do rubber boi

  • @kieranmcginley1262
    @kieranmcginley1262 4 роки тому +379

    Me who lives in Ireland, and has farmers who are my grandparents
    *Hol up*

  • @kalliope5088
    @kalliope5088 4 роки тому +230

    Mother: so, how is my baby?
    Doctor, who is looking at the scan of the embryo in her belly: *sweats nervously*

  • @Fandom_Weirdo
    @Fandom_Weirdo 3 роки тому +40

    So, after i watched this a few more times, I realized something and this is my theory. What if someone was trying to create a new dominant species to something similar to humans but ended up creating SCP-1399? That would be very interesting.

    • @cutesweetchocolate436
      @cutesweetchocolate436 2 роки тому +2

      Klll

    • @gabork5055
      @gabork5055 2 роки тому +3

      It would make sense if 'The Aristocrats' made this.
      Infinite food for them so in their eyes it's a species 'superior' to humans.
      The quote: 'Open when we are pure...'
      And it's just all around something disgusting, something they would probably do as it would be really in character for them.

  • @wolfhook608
    @wolfhook608 4 роки тому +302

    Imagine Dr. Watt.
    Someone tries calling him then a breach appears:
    *"Dr..-- What?!"*
    Dr. Watt: *You called?*

    • @Renosen
      @Renosen 4 роки тому +5

      "Sorry man, cant hear ya, get a better mic tommorow

    • @Cartoon-Guerro
      @Cartoon-Guerro 4 роки тому

      It was at 111 likes then 4 people liked it also XD

    • @sarinafraire6482
      @sarinafraire6482 4 роки тому

      What

    • @paladinsam8093
      @paladinsam8093 4 роки тому

      I was about post this kind of comment but i had to help and became tires and went to bed. sad

  • @cannon8845
    @cannon8845 4 роки тому +333

    “Mom can we order chicken”
    Mom: “we have chicken at home”
    The chicken:

  • @kingcookie9777
    @kingcookie9777 4 роки тому +282

    Im pretty sure the rubber himself is a scp

  • @diggitydiggity5523
    @diggitydiggity5523 2 роки тому +2

    0:07 that awkward run when someone in their car lets you Cross the street.

  • @MonkeyDBaby69
    @MonkeyDBaby69 4 роки тому +1432

    This SCP stuff could be a great spin off show.

  • @miguel-oh5ys
    @miguel-oh5ys 4 роки тому +498

    netflix: are u still watching?
    somebody’s daughter: 2:40

  • @casdj906
    @casdj906 4 роки тому +197

    Therapist: "What is the most thing you feared after coming out of the studio for 30 years?'"
    Boris:"Human Chickens."

  • @kaminu4471
    @kaminu4471 Рік тому +2

    i only just discovered this *epic* channel so im late as hell to this, but
    "is that a chicken?????

  • @EyeOfBonus
    @EyeOfBonus 4 роки тому +88

    1:47 Haha! You thought you could’ve used a terraria sound effect without anyone noticing, but I did!

    • @EyeOfBonus
      @EyeOfBonus 4 роки тому +5

      Robinson Papo Nah, the sound effect is from Wall of Flesh

    • @duel9865
      @duel9865 4 роки тому +2

      how to summon SCP-3199
      Just throw a guide voodoo doll in lava

    • @juliomcplumpusrich
      @juliomcplumpusrich 4 роки тому +1

      Duel 98 and make sure ur guide is living

    • @miguelhuck5831
      @miguelhuck5831 4 роки тому +1

      ME TOO

    • @SuperHorizon302
      @SuperHorizon302 4 роки тому

      There are more

  • @LillianGraceFullofficial
    @LillianGraceFullofficial 4 роки тому +448

    This scp looks like a realy mad peace of chicken.
    scp: YOU EAT ME I EAT YOU

  • @fume3179
    @fume3179 4 роки тому +157

    scp-3199 and scp-4715: exist
    the platipus: finally i have friends

    • @DashBolt
      @DashBolt 4 роки тому +3

      *gasps* PERRY THE- uhhh.. what are you? You're not Perry the Platypus!

    • @rachaelhealey9899
      @rachaelhealey9899 4 роки тому

      I don’t get it

    • @rachaelhealey9899
      @rachaelhealey9899 4 роки тому

      L

    • @lopiws
      @lopiws 4 роки тому

      @@rachaelhealey9899 what's the L for?

    • @liowleb
      @liowleb 4 роки тому

      Scp 4715 doesn’t lay eggs I dont even think there’s more then one

  • @mrfn-wb1cw
    @mrfn-wb1cw 7 місяців тому +1

    This is the scp that got me into SCPs and it was the first one I watched as well, which also gave me nightmares for a month

  • @yourwelcome8650
    @yourwelcome8650 4 роки тому +358

    "The necks of 3199 appear to be dislocated and are capable of twisting."
    *SAD PEANUT NOISES*

    • @lucasarledge4658
      @lucasarledge4658 3 роки тому +7

      Funny

    • @whitehunteee
      @whitehunteee 3 роки тому +29

      Fun Fact: 173 Can Still Kill 3199
      Because 3199's neck twisting limit is 340° but 173 can snap into 360°

    • @fodge6743
      @fodge6743 3 роки тому

      Ha no broken necks today

    • @lechaosadmin
      @lechaosadmin 3 роки тому

      If I could give you an award i'd do it instantly

    • @funkysunky7840
      @funkysunky7840 3 роки тому +1

      @@ArmyOfOne0day Reddit moment

  • @iyayiezomo5796
    @iyayiezomo5796 4 роки тому +170

    I don't know why but I love how you say "I'm the rubber" 😂

  • @chi3330
    @chi3330 4 роки тому +139

    “IS THAT A CHIMKENN???”
    - kylie

  • @smileguyanimations8776
    @smileguyanimations8776 3 роки тому +8

    “An unidentified bald creature crying like a banshee in Ireland”
    Oh don’t worry guys that just jacksepticeye

  • @_Cleveland_
    @_Cleveland_ 4 роки тому +258

    Colonel Sanders: *"I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk."*

  • @reginainktoner157
    @reginainktoner157 4 роки тому +109

    scp 3199: a horrifying subject in the scp fountain
    the internet: damn boi he thicc, look at that neck!

    • @joelb4918
      @joelb4918 4 роки тому +4

      **foundaition

    • @joelb4918
      @joelb4918 4 роки тому +4

      I cant spell today

    • @reginainktoner157
      @reginainktoner157 4 роки тому

      @@TheCoolGuitarRiff XD

    • @astatyn
      @astatyn 4 роки тому +4

      SCP Fountain...? *IS THAT A SITE LOCATION?! TELL ME WHERE NOW*

    • @reginainktoner157
      @reginainktoner157 4 роки тому +1

      @@astatyn dude it's not real its just fantasy

  • @EEEEEEEEEEEEE333
    @EEEEEEEEEEEEE333 Рік тому +1

    Everybody gangsta till the oversized chicken nuggets start screechin

  • @jazzy6878
    @jazzy6878 4 роки тому +170

    *i can already tell this is going to scare the heck out of me-*

  • @Brunoki22
    @Brunoki22 3 роки тому +263

    Imagine putting one instance of 3199 in 096 cell. Every time they would look at their face, they would be killed, leaving behind an egg. When that egg hatches, the hatchling would be born and they would eventually look at 096's face as well and soon be killed, leaving behind another egg. It's would be a never ending pointless cycle.

    • @darthvader7535
      @darthvader7535 3 роки тому +1

      ur iq is high

    • @artix4429
      @artix4429 3 роки тому +16

      What if 096 kills all of them fast enough, before they lay an egg.

    • @Brunoki22
      @Brunoki22 3 роки тому +25

      @@artix4429 I don’t think that’s possible. They always have an egg inside their body no matter what. Even before hatching from the egg they are in.

    • @artix4429
      @artix4429 3 роки тому +2

      @@Brunoki22 hmm.. you got a point.

    • @chonkos
      @chonkos 3 роки тому +9

      @@Brunoki22 scp 96 could stomp on the eggs, probably not on purpose tho

  • @masterofdisaster4620
    @masterofdisaster4620 4 роки тому +80

    i love how he tells a creepy depressing story about an scp and the hes just like: ^w^

  • @Firemanboth
    @Firemanboth 3 роки тому +1

    That last tidbit about water filling the area being considered as "Full Space" would've been an awesome theory and discovery to be honest.
    I was like "Hmmm!"

    • @Sanfoversion2
      @Sanfoversion2 3 роки тому

      They just dunk water in all the tanks and now it’s Euclid not keter

  • @rikudakumiho3590
    @rikudakumiho3590 4 роки тому +173

    "A featherless,merciless anti-vax fellas"
    -I forgot his name

  • @RobotCupcak3
    @RobotCupcak3 4 роки тому +67

    As Diogenes once said: "BEHOLD, A MAN!"

    • @lain-ih6jj
      @lain-ih6jj 4 роки тому +2

      Lol salmonella

    • @cjboehm603
      @cjboehm603 4 роки тому +1

      thats my old profile pic XD

  • @noneofjobussines
    @noneofjobussines 4 роки тому +254

    The strongest weakness against scp 3199’s egg is how to basic

  • @oukareturns
    @oukareturns Рік тому +2

    Loved the amazing video 😊🎉🎉🎉❤ 10:16

  • @tennoheika5475
    @tennoheika5475 4 роки тому +677

    This SCP Looks Exactly Like Me When Getting Midnight Snacks

    • @mtfzeta0lieutenant940
      @mtfzeta0lieutenant940 4 роки тому +1

      @ Daffa Maulana Bad

    • @lunaad1628
      @lunaad1628 4 роки тому +49

      Scp 096: I kill anyone that looks at my face
      Scp 682: I am Inmortal
      Scp 3199's: ME AND THE BOYS AT 3 A.M. LOOKING FOR *B E A N S*

    • @crimsonspike9084
      @crimsonspike9084 4 роки тому +4

      Im dying 😂

    • @peanu76
      @peanu76 4 роки тому +1

      Uh

    • @astatyn
      @astatyn 4 роки тому +2

      Damn right

  • @chieckenman4432
    @chieckenman4432 4 роки тому +91

    "A featherless biped!"
    -Plato

    • @Euphoria0001
      @Euphoria0001 4 роки тому

      The RV Animation yes we get it. You’ve said this a lot

    • @Zander10102
      @Zander10102 4 роки тому +1

      Behold! Plato's man!

    • @byzantineboi8345
      @byzantineboi8345 4 роки тому

      “It’s the chicken man !!”-Rex toy story 2

  • @crunchynoodle_Sam
    @crunchynoodle_Sam 4 роки тому +148

    Antivax mom: my child doesn't need vaccines. He's perfectly fine
    SCP 3199: Mommy....w-why?

    • @temxasred3086
      @temxasred3086 4 роки тому +17

      Møthęř, whý müšt Í śűffęř thïš wäý

    • @echdeathofficial
      @echdeathofficial 4 роки тому +2

      @@temxasred3086 wait a minute you are that modded terraria weapon

    • @noneofjobussines
      @noneofjobussines 4 роки тому +3

      King Lazar YT obama prism isnt a modded terraria item terraria is a game made around obama prism any game with obama is made for obama,obama must rule obama shall take over

    • @christinayap-bardos8059
      @christinayap-bardos8059 4 роки тому +1

      What have you done mother I’m a monsta livin with the gangasta

  • @MrOreo390
    @MrOreo390 2 місяці тому +2

    4:44 Me after hearing this: (i live in Dublin)
    *hehe I’m in danger*

  • @Lea_nne_
    @Lea_nne_ 4 роки тому +390

    Ok, so judging on the diary entry, my first thought was:
    "So they want to overrun the world with bald chicken humans"

  • @salmarfrig
    @salmarfrig 4 роки тому +266

    Yo this dude was classified as keter on my birthday

    • @bone6435
      @bone6435 4 роки тому +9

      HAPPY BDAY

    • @ShadmanHamzah
      @ShadmanHamzah 4 роки тому +17

      That's a cool coincidence. Are you a Keter Class SCP?

    • @aliabboud1374
      @aliabboud1374 4 роки тому +2

      @@bone6435 Why are you saying to him happy birthday? Today isn't his birthday, it is after like 10 or 9 months

    • @mitchpenguin2197
      @mitchpenguin2197 4 роки тому +3

      your 3 years old???????????????????

    • @YotaLC-wo6qf
      @YotaLC-wo6qf 4 роки тому +6

      I_PinkZ he said birthday, not birth year.

  • @mikoonizawa3253
    @mikoonizawa3253 4 роки тому +61

    "Look how beautifuly my angel is"
    Their angel:

  • @ajimit8669
    @ajimit8669 2 роки тому

    how the world has not yet been overrun by these chickens is bewildering me
    it means the foundation does a very good job

  • @byzantineboi8345
    @byzantineboi8345 4 роки тому +202

    “ITS THE CHICKEN MAN”-Rex Toy story 2

  • @Icannotstopyappinglmaooo
    @Icannotstopyappinglmaooo 4 роки тому +119

    Chicken: Honey I think he looks majestic!
    Chimpanzee: He looks like a beauty!
    SCP-3199: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @rogue3404
      @rogue3404 4 роки тому +2

      is this a copy if it is bruh

    • @shrek12680
      @shrek12680 4 роки тому +2

      @@rogue3404 No but it is similar to another one

  • @matrich__5155
    @matrich__5155 4 роки тому +197

    Me : mom can we have chicken at home
    Mom: no we have chicken at home
    The chicken at home:

    • @tinarubio3669
      @tinarubio3669 4 роки тому

      Œœ§§

    • @tinarubio3669
      @tinarubio3669 4 роки тому

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    • @tinarubio3669
      @tinarubio3669 4 роки тому

      Scwk j3deubf3 4b7gu5. But 44 7
      Vbj9cs j dcjji d

    • @bulis1133
      @bulis1133 4 роки тому

      no

    • @iluvmydogyay5433
      @iluvmydogyay5433 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @Fwoggie2010
    @Fwoggie2010 8 місяців тому +1

    This SCP looks like me when I don’t get sleep 😂😂

  • @pramodkumaragrawal2420
    @pramodkumaragrawal2420 4 роки тому +245

    I order some chicken
    KFC: here ya go fresh SCP chicken
    Me: SCP ?
    KFC: nothing....

  • @yaboiosman3406
    @yaboiosman3406 4 роки тому +102

    Every Scp:I’ll attack everything on my way
    *Rubber gets close to and scp*
    Every Scp: now I’m scared

  • @ghostievee8134
    @ghostievee8134 4 роки тому +158

    Everyone: Ew, scary...
    Me: *SPECIAL CHICKEN NUGGET*

  • @visitantx
    @visitantx 6 місяців тому +1

    1:11 Blud just wanted to be friends with a hatchling 💀

  • @sunburntsoup5578
    @sunburntsoup5578 4 роки тому +63

    5:26 *when you try run to your room after taking a shower*

  • @brisaruelas953
    @brisaruelas953 4 роки тому +71

    karen:isn't my child cute
    her child:

    • @astatyn
      @astatyn 4 роки тому +6

      People: no... Your child looks ugly..
      Karen: *POLICE! POLICE!*

    • @xSqduV
      @xSqduV 4 роки тому +1

      Nice copied comment kid

    • @Scp--ru9bk
      @Scp--ru9bk 4 роки тому

      No. I am normally quite polite. But no. It’s the ugliest child I have ever seen.
      And I’ve seen 682

  • @jebediahkerman4357
    @jebediahkerman4357 4 роки тому +148

    "Also known as Human"
    me: wait what

  • @jaxhayes4372
    @jaxhayes4372 3 роки тому +3

    It’s an absolute MIRACLE that Anamolies aren’t world known

  • @zmacabree
    @zmacabree 4 роки тому +111

    “Go play with the neighbors kid!”
    The neighbors kid:

    • @dramtt3904
      @dramtt3904 4 роки тому

      hey do you know what song does he use in 0:26?

    • @zmacabree
      @zmacabree 4 роки тому

      magazine crunch The song is by Michel Angio, its called “Espace”

    • @dramtt3904
      @dramtt3904 4 роки тому

      @@zmacabree tysm my guy