Spider-Man's Intrusive Thoughts Win
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
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Comic: The Amazing Spider-Man (2014) Issue #4-5
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Marvel writers: "Look at how happy he is. You mind fetching Paul again?"
NO!
NOOOOOO!
"cocks shotgun" NO.
@@mr.vansjohnson7469make it 2 shotguns
*Cocks a rocket launcher*
NOOOOOOOOO!!
If I let my intrusive thoughts win, i would have 126 life sentences and 38 death penalties
Hay Afton so you excited for tomorrow for you know that 😁🐻🐰🐥🦊
call me william afton cuz im about to put kids in you (fnaf rizz)
@@anthonycuevasproduction what?
@@aaronaaron2405 the movie
@@William_Afton___ ya the movie
It's nice to see Peter "having fun" once in awhile 🤣
Let's hope that this time Peter doesn't end up killing his girl with his radioactive spider-nut.
I hope that you're talking about MJ
Referring to Spider Man Reign, when MJ died to his radioactive jizz.
Well considering Silk also got bit by the same radioactive spider, I don't think that will be an issue. There is an entirely different one with the whole spider sense and possible age difference.
@@EdgardoJCruz-dk5kvPretty sure they are around the same age or at the very least silk is legal.
No worries bro she's literally built for it.
Peter was really lucky with her but that was short-lived as Marvel can never let Peter have something good lol
Lol
*Paul noises*
Honestly, looking back… she was his best option. Even if she was a immature due to being locked up so long.
In spite of how weird the pheromone thing was, they were good together. Both have similar powers, similar lives, and they were attracted to each other. They won’t lose that spark even as they grow older.
A Paul situation in pretty much nonexistent with these two.
The only issue is that it will hurt Peter so much more when the writers choose to screw him over again.
@@moistfist1054 I hate how Paul is literally a bigger threat to Peter than villains like Mysterio, Lizard and Scorpion these days.
@@moistfist1054 Naw, comics MJ is better. Better chemistry with Peter, js read Nick Spencer's run. She's trapped with a guy for five years, slaps him when he badmouths her boyfriend, and never loses hope in Peter throughout those five years. Only reason she didn't get with him is cz of the kids... I don't get how people suddenly dislike her so much
With a baddie like that, can't blame him
ong
hes literally me
Ikr
I'm gay
@@nickkerr6068 K?
"Spider-Msn Lrts His Intrusive Thoughts Win"
I was hoping he'd move to Mexico to start a fried chicken place with Deadpool while wearing a toga and getting fed grapes by Johnny Storm, but I guess this is fine too.
I thought more of a Spider-Man and Punisher bff story where they start a massacre or something.
Same, I find the outcome fine. I thought Spider-Man was gonna start up a authentic french restaurant with the help of Jesus Christ while doing the Thug Shaker and wielding a gun.
@@ryanologistonym I like that idea.
And everyone hates Cindy because she genetically likes Peter.
Why?! You can build a relationship from this! They could've been more without the attraction later, but no!
Y'all were mean, and Peter's sad! Damn you ungrateful Spider-Man fans!
Not like Peter was really into it.
No, not really. That seems like a poor foundation. You can't build off a relationship that is entirely built around being really horny. Also Cindy's kind of an asshole and just beats him up the second they meet sooooo...
I don’t disagree with this at all. I actually liked Cindy in this and I thought they could build something up away from the pheromones stuff.
But a lot of people were too turned off to it. And I get that but I believe they would be a great couple.
if you could even call them that, they more like JJJ fans, with the attitude and all
@@Ismatic1906she spent a long time in that bunker for a great purpose and spidey ruins that within like a few minutes. I’d be mad if I wasted time like that for it all be for nothing.
*When you realize Silk is in the Insomniac universe but she’s a teenager* 💀
Just what I was about to say 😂
She is-? I searched and it says the age was never revealed but said that she was 1 weeks away from turning 18 when she got bit
@@snapbackmonkey1936Hailey:
👁️👄👁️
Spiderman 3 is gonna be wild
EDPETER1048
Ah the glorious Era before Paul.
Honestly, this is the best relationship for Peter. No bullshit with Mary Jane. No traumatic problems with Gwen Stacey. Just passionate non stop banging with a girl who he is chemically attracted to.
Hellll yeahh
Infinite sex. That's a mega win.
These two should get a room.
You don't need a room when you're Spider-man
Writers be doing anything they want in the comics lmao.
They even removed this side effect
I think its the fact that they got bit by the same spider and something to do with spider pheromones making them ultra horny for each other lol
Silk might kill peter after since female spiders sometimes just do that to males
@@AM-sj5vr i wonder if thats how it would work on batman since bats eat spiders
@@AM-sj5vr Wouldn't be surprised if Marvel did that.
They can't last 5 mins in a room together without getting turned on lol
That was pretty good National Geographic episode
what
😂
1. Peter Wants To Replace Himself With a Better Spider-Person.
2. Superman Is Goofy Here? You Mean Spider-Silk.
Imagine being the roommate walking in on that
Oh so when PETER does it, it's ok. But when I do it, I become a registered sex offender. THAT'S fair
“I was just following my tingling sensation, officer!”
@@zame-osomething5096💀💀💀
I know right
Right? Like, why does Pete get to shoot sticky white stuff at everyone but not me?!
Maybe reconsider the person age
Oh god, i thought that i gaslit myself into making up this story in my head, hoping this story didn't exist, but it turns out it WAS REAL!!!
Calm down, the writers already removed that side effect. They can now be near each other without thinking of doing it
This story if I was reading would have messed with my senses too. You can tell they just wanted to write a fanfic and make this canon
Nah this went from a comic to a fan fiction 💀💀💀
The fan fiction part is peter being happy
Go check "Unconscious Corruption" in the Marvel's Spider-Man tag at FFN then.
@@thatboyakira4202 nah I think im good,
fanfic is wild
@@iamtodd6311 well, self-promotion attempted.
I'm no spiderman but silk is one of the most attractive girl.
Pete: Spider sense out of control
Cindy: Literally kisses Pete
Meanwhile with every Spidey fan: Finds out Pete can't handle the pressure.
"Little samosa" 💀💀💀
The amount of new positions you could do as spiderman....
Im talking about yoga guys...
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! LET HIM HAVE MJ, I'LL TAKE CINDY!
Nuh uh let Peter have his moment he gets D’ed around a lot
Spider-Man? Rizz-man?
Bro pulled Cindy,MJ and Gwen so far.
Don’t forget Black Cat.
He pulls all the baddies
@@Wesker47584And Carol Danvers
pete is definitely a masochist in this universe. bro got horned up from getting beat up.
when i was 6 i wanted to make a hot tub for my hamster so i pured boiling water in a cup and watched how he got excited as soon as he touched the water he was so happy
Huh
Did the same, I used a salad bowl, my little princess swam & was playing with a toy in it, would run up to me when I took her out, loved her till a nasty ass roommate put her in a microwave, f you Jared you bih ahh nibba 😢😢😢
I know I'm going to regret asking but was the hamster ok?
That's some morbid way to let out your intrusive thoughts win even further beyond
I wish I could save and favorite comments. I won't ever see this for the first time again sadly.
With silk confirmed for the games
Let's just hope this doesn't happen
let’s just hope it does
@@TaeringYT dude I’m pretty sure she’s a kid in the game
@@EpicDestr0yeroh no...
@@EpicDestr0yerWait why are you so sure she is a kid in the game? Also are you talking about next game right?
@@EpicDestr0yer that's even better
When you realize insomniac teased Cindy Moon😮
He's a little too happy for my taste but whatever
I really hope in Spider-Mam 3 Silk wont have this issue in the game.
Let’s hope not but I’m pretty sure that won’t happen since she’s closer too Miles is age.
@@Wesker47584 i think she is a lot younger im not sure though😳😳
I don’t think she was bitten by peters spider so it shouldn’t.
@@saladv6069 But..she w a s
she is younger they cant do that 😭
If I let my intrusive thoughts win I’d be a war criminal
Mr World Wide
Same
Still better than Mary jane
Peter finally happy this universe.
Damm bro gets all the holes 😂
Marvel has a real problem with Spider-Man💀💀💀
I wanna be Peter in that moment
his intrusive thoughts always win
So Peter is out there cheating huh 🤔
He's probably not got a gf at this point
@@Dunno683 Yeah, why would the writers give him a genuine long lasting relationship?
I wouldn't blame him, all the girls he's been with is bad, but not silk she's different
He didn't have a girlfriend at the time
If my intrusive thoughts won, I would be serving 1,372 life sentences and 983 death penalties, for mass murder, genocide, battery, crimes against humanity, and arson
If i let out my intrusive thoughts i would have the death sentences
i already let my intrusive thoughts win, now i pray i get pegged by my irl crush 😭😭😭
Pegged????
yo wtf?!?! man you trippin
What is brother talking about?!?
over sharing
Best of luck to you mate, good luck trying to get laid with her before she becomes your gf.
"So after fast-travelling-" Lmao
Bro this is the shit i get in reccomended while its NNN
Probably the only time the writers treated Spiderman right
Bro when I saw the silk post credit scene in spider-man 2, and realized she is a teenager I went “Nah Peter what’ya ‘bout to do 💀💀💀”
Bro let his intrusive thoughts play around 💀
if i let my intrusive thoughts win i would get a public execution
"This Cleaned Shaved Nutsack" got me 💀💀💀
"TWO MEGA SPIDERS MATING"
One thing is sure is DO NOT LET SPIDERS MATE.
I let my intrusive thoughts win too if i meet cindy
he's always letting them win obviously
bro got the story telling
So even when hes the owner of a multi million dollar company, hes still stuck in an apartment with a roommate?
Imagine you’re coming and you say this chick riding your roommate on your ceiling. Honestly I’d just be out because I swear I see some secret sauce on the floor.
Yeah Silk was in Spider Heat.
They were basically mates
2:55 man you should see all the spider, movies and games. There’s a reason his back is that strong. Bro was always taking the most vicious back shots (pause) like villains go for his back for regularly💀
If I let my intrusive thoughts win I would be in several relationships, several felonies, and a small co-
You remind me of that yt shorts dude 😂
He is that guy
"OH SHIT! It's not what you think it is! We were just uhhhh hugging!"
To anyone who says shes nothing but sexual fuel for peter, i highly recommend you read silk out of the spider verse. It collects most of the issues shes in including her solo series A and B. She's amazing
Other fellas intrusive thoughts:😈
Webbys intrusive thoughts: 👩❤️💋👨
I need insomniac to do this so bad bruh 😂😂😂(no reason at all)
Spoilers they won't
Dang Spiderman hit that
Hilarious and wholesome at the same time
So just like actual Spiders… except she didn’t eat him
"little samosa"caught me off gaurd💀
😂
Lore of Spider-Man's Intrusive Thoughts Win momentum 100
Man whatever happened to Silk? I know she got her own series for a second after Spider-Verse, but I feel like ever since Secret Wars she’s just kinda faded from memory.
I love his pole spins
Don't dis my man Peter like that
Imagine this in the Mcu💀
freaky ass spiders
Awww look how Happy they are anyways venom buddy you ready to ruin his life again
Venom:yes we will
when peter realeases his you know does he realease webs?
the writers had to be on something while making this
This feels like a fucking fan-fic
1:49 if I saw a dry wipe I would NOT be happy
I really wanted Spider man to do the deed on Gwen, MJ and Felicia like what he did with Silk so yeah in my head canon he just did because he couldn't help himself thinking about getting laid all the time! 😏
I mean peter did the deed with Felicia multiple times in the comics
@@Semperfidelis-v4g I know but I want him to do the same thing to MJ and Gwen next but also Liz too because why not those bitches haven't tasted his whatever it is!
Pete did felicia multiple times in the comics
The Amazing Spider-Man #606-#607 V1
The Black Cat Strikes #1 and #2
probably some others too
@@JackdawMiles I know but I still want him to do the same thing with Gwen and MJ next
I’m…. I’m sorry
I miss when Peter Parker was a multimillionaire makes so much more sense for Peter Parker to be rich with his lvl of intellect IQ.
It just occured to me that silk last her virginity to spiderman. Girl was locked up her whole life with no human contact
I wonder what Insomniac will do in the next game 💀
shit-aki mushrooms!!!! this has oficially ruined my childhood.
Something MJ didn't give him
Miguel: I know you wanted an Asian chick, but this is the best that I can do, or else you'll rip the fabric of the universe by going off course.
*SPOILERS DO NOT READ THIS OF YOU HAVEN'T BEATEN SPIDER-MAN , YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*
Do you think they gonna fuck in Spider-Man 3 but offscreen?
Highly doubt. She's looking to be around the same age a Miles, maybe even younger so the age gap is too far. Plus that storyline was very weird so they're probably gonna avoid that like the plague.
Maybe Miles would f her shi
@@juststayinmotionMiles is only 4-5 years younger than Pete
@@NinjapowerMSNEVER!!!!!!!!!! Jokes aside she will probably be with Danika or Ganke IF she becomes a Spider
We don't even know if she's got spider powers though.
I saw this during NNN
that thumbnail is something else 🤨
Aggresive smoching
So like what happened with the guy who stole the watchers eye And what did the other marvel heroes saw when they looked into it that sounded like a pretty cool story
I do know nothing....about this.
Wow that was alot too take in
I want to see this in the mcu spiderman college trilogy, and get a rated R Spiderman movie, time for pete to lose his V-card!!!!!!
Okay first off how old was Cindy in this comic?
6
@@TheHappy01 har har
@HOUOUIN_KYOUMA_001 I’m she’s not 12 bruh
@HOUOUIN_KYOUMA_001 funny
Let me be in Peter shoes plz
2:53 why is his back built like that?
Maybe it was NNN