Uh Oh: Donald Trump May Have Broken The Law

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  • Upon learning that Trump's company may have violated the embargo on Cuba in 1998, Stephen wonders if it will have any effect on the candidate's chances of winning the presidency.
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  • @bruhbrown9558
    @bruhbrown9558 7 років тому +470

    I can just imagine the republicans be like ...
    What about the crimes Hillary has done

    • @TBFSJjunior
      @TBFSJjunior 7 років тому +55

      And for them it doesn't matter that Clinton hasn't been convicted, while trump got convicted (or settled) multiple times!

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 7 років тому +4

      Trump opened up new avenues of trade with a foreign nation, I can't really see how this is bad at all, honestly. If he did that for our country, it would be even better.

    • @AldousC
      @AldousC 7 років тому +37

      A foreign, HOSTILE nation. Treason means nothing to GOP.

    • @quintonjones8854
      @quintonjones8854 7 років тому +18

      gotta remember Ted this is the guy who is harping on companies doing business in other countries...and if he did business illegally in another country...
      well thats kind of a big deal. But he IS a hypocrite so im not really surprised or shocked

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 7 років тому +6

      AldousC Oh yeah. All that terrorism that Cuba has been hitting the U.S. with over the past few decades has been just BRUTAL, hasn't it?

  • @Muadexperience
    @Muadexperience 7 років тому +362

    Trump supporters don't give a shit they'll vote for him no matter what

    • @freethagoy
      @freethagoy 7 років тому +11

      Vote Trump!

    • @stripe61
      @stripe61 7 років тому +14

      +Kheire You don't even realize the obvious irony in your comment, do you? LOL, carry on useful idiot.

    • @Agentblue577
      @Agentblue577 7 років тому +11

      Lee Ara She's obviously a Trump fan and is going to make a comment about the freaking email scandal. These people believe anything they are told. One women once told me Hilary was emailing ISIS.

    • @Alstanus
      @Alstanus 7 років тому

      If you think the laundry list of Hillary Clinton's scandals entails just the email scandal, you're sadly ill-informed. And it's not even just scandalous activity, it's secret meetings behind closed doors with foreign political donors. It's millions taken from a country that doesn't support women's rights and is being sued by victims families of 9/11. It's supporting drone strikes that kills thousands of innocent people in the Middle East that include women and children while putting us further in debt. But Colbert's network is too busy pushing her because they don't like Trump because the man is a buffoon. But I'll take my chances with a statist blowhard than a known career politician that promises the same bullshit every year (and doesn't deliver) and has mutual beneficiary agreements with parts of the establishment and global elites. In short, fuck Hillary Clinton, an establishment robot who switches gears based on what people want to hear and will allow people to hear with the transparency of a storm cloud.

    • @TheJSmithBA
      @TheJSmithBA 7 років тому +1

      Crooked Hillary, look it up.

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 7 років тому +441

    I feel like Trump supporters can't defend Trump without comparing him to Hillary

    • @IFrancyISantosI
      @IFrancyISantosI 7 років тому +1

      because both are cancer.. some cancer have benefits against the other cancer, but both will kill you

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 7 років тому +9

      Francisco Santos Yes but Hillary feels like the person who accepts radiation therapy for their cancer: it won't stop the problem but she at least wants to treat it somewhat. Trump is the person who rejects the treatment because he believes he can will the cancer away. And when the cancer gets even worse, he acts like it's everyone else's fault

    • @kiyrow
      @kiyrow 7 років тому +4

      we got rid of Nixon for doing what Hillary did.

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 7 років тому +4

      kiyrow But Nixon also tried to appeal to the same group of people that make up the majority of Trump's campaign

    • @kiyrow
      @kiyrow 7 років тому +3

      thats a cool fact but my fact still stands

  • @jameswolf8588
    @jameswolf8588 7 років тому +234

    Dear Trump supporters,
    Please tell me why trump is the better candidate WITHOUT bringing up Hillary.

    • @ellaineanderson5344
      @ellaineanderson5344 7 років тому +36

      James - crickets

    • @Maxthedog2324
      @Maxthedog2324 7 років тому +20

      Slut Puppies yeah he is.

    • @bennyevans1867
      @bennyevans1867 7 років тому +20

      a guy with a multi million dollar business won't have his own agendas? that logic falls flat right there "social justice bullshit" is bullshit but there isn't a lot of policies around it so I don't really understand the logic there if you could explain

    • @yaqubnecrobeefer7922
      @yaqubnecrobeefer7922 7 років тому +73

      What do you mean he isn't pandering to the social justice warrior bullshit? He sues everyone who is critical of him. He's a thin-skinned bitch child. I'll bet you 100 dollars that if Trump gets elected you get no wall, TPP gets "revised" and signed, trickle down economics crash the economy by 2020. Bet you. Under Hillary at least we survive another 4 years so we can get someone else.

    • @Mehiall1
      @Mehiall1 7 років тому +6

      Comparing the two candidates is how to decide on who to vote for dipshit.

  • @tonauac784
    @tonauac784 7 років тому +1286

    Trump killed a puppy. "Well did you hear what Hillary did?"
    That's what Trump supporters are like

    • @Vapor817
      @Vapor817 7 років тому +24

      U.S. politics has always been that way but we've never had "the other side is worse" being as strong a justification for voting for a candidate as we have now.

    • @andrewgray7086
      @andrewgray7086 7 років тому +8

      Hillary's supporters' version is much shorter. It's just "Did you hear what Trump did?"

    • @literallyallthingsonice
      @literallyallthingsonice 7 років тому +19

      David Beers no. Hillary's campaign is being run by cloistered nuns compared to the cesspool on the Trump side.

    • @usakindatheartflower6229
      @usakindatheartflower6229 7 років тому

      your sick, kill a puppy really?

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material 7 років тому +6

      it goes the other way around too...

  • @IamaKaliedoscope
    @IamaKaliedoscope 7 років тому +315

    The band leader is super annoying. His reactions sound so fake and are so delayed that it really detracts from Colbert's punchlines.

    • @tonauac784
      @tonauac784 7 років тому

      I think its called "buck dancing"

    • @hatebagel5982
      @hatebagel5982 7 років тому +31

      I couldn't disagree more

    • @FedorSteeman
      @FedorSteeman 7 років тому +6

      Only Kevin Eubanks got it right. All the others are just annoying rip-offs.

    • @HakkeKage
      @HakkeKage 7 років тому

      IamaKaliedoscope a

    • @disasterjones5798
      @disasterjones5798 7 років тому +15

      Is that who I keep hearing in the background annoyingly remarking at random intervals? I thought it was some audience or something.

  • @Jehan10001
    @Jehan10001 7 років тому +102

    Oh Stephen Rule no. 1 of the internet is RULE 34

    • @koil163
      @koil163 7 років тому +29

      Jehan10001 it's actually the 34th rule

    • @Hudson316
      @Hudson316 7 років тому +26

      First rule of the internet is actually "You do not talk about /b/"

    • @tomfoolyaface9862
      @tomfoolyaface9862 7 років тому +10

      Jehan10001 um yeah it's the 34th rule.. Kinda says it right in the name

    • @iller3
      @iller3 7 років тому +6

      He means #1 by popularity. ... most internet users don't even know what "Green Text" refers to

    • @danr.5017
      @danr.5017 7 років тому +1

      > Talks about "internet rules"
      > references /b/
      > seems legit.

  • @DarkKnight-uz3os
    @DarkKnight-uz3os 7 років тому +29

    he has broken law like a thousand times (publicly)

  • @JonesCrimson
    @JonesCrimson 7 років тому +36

    Stephen Colbert should do a segment about this:
    "Cheyenne River Sioux Tribal Chairman Harold Frazier sent a letter to United States Attorney General Loretta Lynch requesting Federal monitors in North Dakota and asking her to condemn of the aggressive actions against the water protectors at Standing Rock by privately sanctioned personnel and law enforcement."

    • @sugadagud3093
      @sugadagud3093 7 років тому +3

      I doubt she would do anything, she is getting paid by the corporations along with Obama.

    • @TalesStahl
      @TalesStahl 7 років тому +12

      the pipeline does go through Lakota so its already illegal since its not part of the US. You cant build Pipelines in the borders of a Sovereign country without there agreement.

    • @beaconrider
      @beaconrider 7 років тому

      It's only a Sovereign nation if it is recognized as such by other nations. Name one country that has recognized "Lakota".

    • @TalesStahl
      @TalesStahl 7 років тому +3

      If we agree that the USA don't pull a Trump and ignore the contracts they made then the USA ;P
      "These proposed borders are those of the 1851 Treaty of Fort Laramie between the United States government and the Lakota. "
      It was made a nation by the USA so either the USA trumped them by made a contact to then ignore it later or its a Sovereign nation recognized by good old USA.

  • @marc-ui7fi
    @marc-ui7fi 7 років тому +15

    love this show

  • @lorenbooker9486
    @lorenbooker9486 7 років тому +85

    Sorry, I think you're confusing him with clinton.
    #JillNotHill

    • @james5812
      @james5812 7 років тому +53

      Well, voting for Jill creates a +1 swing for Trump. So if you want to, I want 7 fingers on each hand too!

    • @lorenbooker9486
      @lorenbooker9486 7 років тому +10

      Let me just break down how voting works Barny Style to prove how a vote for Stein doesn't equal a vote for Trump.
      Let's say that there are 3 boxes, let's call them
      [T]; [C]; [S]
      Now in an election you have one vote and only one vote to cast, and you can vote for one box and only one box.
      Now Let's say you decide to vote for box [S].
      That means the vote counts for each box would be
      box [T] = 0 (Trump)
      box [C] = 0 (Clinton)
      box [S] = 1 (Stein)
      THEREFORE through the laws of Formal Logic
      (And fucking Count von Count toddler math)
      A Vote for Stein ≠ A Vote for Trump
      A Vote for Stein = A Vote for Stein
      Q.E.D.

    • @Supermoney97
      @Supermoney97 7 років тому +5

      wrong

    • @ahkeelyu
      @ahkeelyu 7 років тому +37

      That's correct, a vote for Stein is not a vote for Trump. However Stein has no chance of winning, so a vote for Stein is at most a symbolic protest vote. Of course it's up to you whether you think making a symbolic vote is more important than preventing Trump from becoming president. The ethics of being a democratic citizen is to vote in the way you believe will best lead our country forward, if you believe the best way forward is contributing to symbolic third-party protest then vote that way, but if you believe the best way forward for our country is to have hillary clinton as president instead of donald trump then you should vote that way.

    • @Relytia
      @Relytia 7 років тому +8

      A vote for Jill is a vote for Trump loser. AND Jill actually did break the law recently via vandalism. So yay, double hypocrite. :)

  • @Soullessgingerftw1
    @Soullessgingerftw1 7 років тому +36

    Keep the musicians silent, fuck.

    • @mipmipmipmipmip
      @mipmipmipmipmip 7 років тому +10

      you keep silent

    • @CharlesFloate
      @CharlesFloate 7 років тому +8

      Scrolled for so long, how can no one else find this really annoying?

    • @Soullessgingerftw1
      @Soullessgingerftw1 7 років тому +6

      ***** *disembodied voice* yoooo wooo dawg yeahhhhhh
      Yeah, that's pretty annoying.

    • @mushroomjesus2068
      @mushroomjesus2068 7 років тому +4

      Worst band on TV

    • @mrwillkidd
      @mrwillkidd 7 років тому

      +Soullessgingerftw1 get used to it, it's a new rule in America every white man gets a black band that randomly says random things after you tell stale jokes, and they are also there to make sure you don't say anything that may offend them, it's some bill Barak Osama Hussein passed

  • @XeLProductions
    @XeLProductions 7 років тому +11

    Please tell the band leader to keep it down.

  • @jonathanm9993
    @jonathanm9993 7 років тому +6

    Haha we don't even need the tax returns...

  • @iscesp04
    @iscesp04 7 років тому +71

    I had no idea Stephen was such a normie. Oh well...

    • @mobsta163
      @mobsta163 7 років тому +20

      Isaac k

    • @Wwumzymumzy
      @Wwumzymumzy 7 років тому +3

      Isaac what's a normie?

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 7 років тому +3

      Of course he's a normie, he's popular and rich and famous.

    • @Hudson316
      @Hudson316 7 років тому +42

      +No Madge A "normie" is a normal person... y'know, not one of these basement dwelling meme-drawing neckbeards.

    • @youtubeaccount946
      @youtubeaccount946 7 років тому +1

      dank memes are dead tbh

  • @connorshaw-case6030
    @connorshaw-case6030 7 років тому +15

    wasn't that quote from the "white nationalist" actually from a well known troll?

    • @deanvere4839
      @deanvere4839 7 років тому +4

      Probably.. Nonetheless, what he said is true. thecreatorsproject.vice.com/blog/pepe-the-frog-doesnt-mean-anything

    • @ajamessssss1000
      @ajamessssss1000 7 років тому +8

      yep.. sad, some people can't understand memes and sarcasm.

    • @cmc3223
      @cmc3223 7 років тому +2

      So, if pepe is now pretty much a swastika, does that make the internet pretty much nazis?

  • @Neuroticmancer
    @Neuroticmancer 7 років тому +86

    Jesus Christ Stephen, that quote is from a parody account

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft 7 років тому +37

      But. It's @realdonaldtrump. That is his personal account.

    • @Neuroticmancer
      @Neuroticmancer 7 років тому +15

      MrGrifft no, the quote from that article about Pepe being used a nazi symbol is from a parody account. Go look yourself

    • @softwaredeveloper6791
      @softwaredeveloper6791 7 років тому +42

      If you don't want to look like an idiot, don't use the term "that quote" or "that article" when discussing a seven minute video that mentioned more than one quote and more than one article. It's just common sense, idiot.

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato 7 років тому +2

      MrGrifft yea...it's kinda sad how people have been taken himself and now the troll regrets himself

    • @brendopls
      @brendopls 7 років тому +8

      MegaFunnymonkey123 that's a pretty minor part of the video; regardless of the source Pepe still has become a white supremacist symbol.

  • @terribelbliss9646
    @terribelbliss9646 7 років тому +6

    I wonder if it was the same spider.

  • @kamrongrant
    @kamrongrant 7 років тому +3

    Not that crazy out here... there's even an old aussie song 'there was a redback on the toilet seat when i was there last night, i didn't see him in the dark, but boy i felt his bite!' it goes on, its gold lol

  • @robsledgegroupie
    @robsledgegroupie 7 років тому

    The spider part is both hilarious and spoopy. Good thing I just changed the sheets and my cat is on the prowl for anything moving.

  • @richierich6623
    @richierich6623 7 років тому +4

    WHEN HE MENTIONED PEPE I FUCKIGN CHOKED OH MY GOD

  • @ZennExile
    @ZennExile 7 років тому +8

    AHHH MAN...
    AHHH MAN...

  • @nahhfam7678
    @nahhfam7678 7 років тому +215

    I'm starting to get annoyed be the talking piano guy trying to add a reaction and comment to every joke.

    • @lukemartin8975
      @lukemartin8975 7 років тому +32

      you're not the only one

    • @wesbecool
      @wesbecool 7 років тому +28

      I'm tired of seeing commentors continue to bring him up, but it seems neither will stop talking so I guess we will all have to suck it up.

    • @Antropovich
      @Antropovich 7 років тому +13

      i used to be bit startled, maybe annoyed, but now he somehow crept into my creepy heart:)

    • @SJ23982398
      @SJ23982398 7 років тому +2

      Piano guy standoff, who will shut the fuck up first

    • @captainuseless1071
      @captainuseless1071 7 років тому

      Chill fam

  • @sparklez63368
    @sparklez63368 7 років тому

    😂😂 That theme song at the end was just perfect! 👍👍😂😂😂

  • @mr.fancypants3366
    @mr.fancypants3366 7 років тому +8

    I have seen this in my own country (The Netherlands) 15 years ago when I was 24. We had our own Trump back then, his name was Pim Fortuyn. I also fell for it for a couple of days, weeks perhaps, eventhough I was left wing first half of my life and centrist the other half. It is very powerfull. I'm not saying that I'm all knowing but this speech is far-right and I think the truth is in the middle. Sometimes the left choice is right, sometimes right, sometimes the center.Trump is a populist, that ain't good. They are being fooled by rhetoric, but I actually like Trump a bit.
    I think he's a nice guy in some way. I quess the liberal NY way. The thing is the man doesn't know damn shit about government and diplomacy and he is surrounding himself with many crazy far-right people or as I prefer to call them: neo-fascists.
    Yes fkn Hillary Clinton, whatever you may think of her, you have to see thru Trump's campaign, what populism means and where it came from. It is to important. The Sanders revolution will come, but do you really want a neo-fascist revolution first?
    When there was ever a time for a protest vote it is now and that vote definitely ain't going to Gary fkn Johnson cause that makes no sense. If you protest vote Trump you should really google the history of fascism . That is if you are young, if you're old, cheers buddy.

    • @starlinguk
      @starlinguk 7 років тому

      I just figured out how Trump could win... (yeah, I remember what happened to Fortuyn). By the way, Trump is NOT a nice guy. I have no idea why you daft Dutch people seem to think this, you're not the first one to mention it.

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 7 років тому

      It's the distance, I think. Over here in Sweden opinions on Trump seem to waddle between "he's ridiculous" and "he's an anomaly" with a smattering of "if he wins it'll probably give more wind to SD". SD is our "politically incorrect is for cool kids" anti-immigration party. So basically an entire political party thinking like Donald Trump.
      A threat that is far away is harder to take seriously. And, you know, we don't see quite as much of him in the news. Over here he's still mentioned every other day, easily five times more often than Hillary, but Europe has too many local problems to really get to know presidential candidates we don't actually get to vote for. I mean I bet you haven't heard that Sweden is going through a series of reveals about how aggressive children are being treated in schools. It's an interesting thing here, much like a presidential candidate's personality is over in USA, but it's not quite important enough to get a global spread.

  • @TilzMD
    @TilzMD 7 років тому +4

    every trump supporter,"hating trump was too mainstream....i'm going to be cool and different by supporting trump till the end..."

  • @antoniotrejo4066
    @antoniotrejo4066 7 років тому +2

    HAHA I got a Donald Trump ad right before this video

  • @indominuswrex9465
    @indominuswrex9465 7 років тому

    Love how he pronounces it "pay-pay". Also I lost it at Spider-Wang 😂😂😂

  • @crabPEOPLE2000
    @crabPEOPLE2000 7 років тому +3

    I love the off camera commentary by that black dude, he's very faint in the background but it's the perfect volume

  • @jamesb.ohearn6041
    @jamesb.ohearn6041 7 років тому +3

    Why do I read the comments on these things

  • @Linkman247
    @Linkman247 7 років тому

    "That's a super hero origin story.." I freaking lost it at the end XD.

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose7022 7 років тому

    The best part is John Baptiste off camera just going "All man all man..."

  • @queankatt3701
    @queankatt3701 7 років тому +4

    We've turned a meme into the equivalent of the nazi symbol

    • @jon-ty7wm
      @jon-ty7wm 7 років тому +1

      Quaen Katt Jared T Swift did actually. He trolled the media so hard hahaha

  • @renskedunnewold1995
    @renskedunnewold1995 7 років тому +28

    Please turn off Jon's microphone

    • @orangeoblivion
      @orangeoblivion 7 років тому +13

      He really doesn't even say anything either. It's like giving a random audience member a microphone.

    • @SeanUCF
      @SeanUCF 7 років тому +8

      Haha! I was going to make this comment but you beat me to it. Seriously, he gets more annoying by the day!

  • @patrickkoehler1160
    @patrickkoehler1160 7 років тому +1

    Can Baptiste stop laughing. He's sounds like the freaking joker. Freaks me out

  • @xecidex
    @xecidex 7 років тому

    fken baptist in the background "OHMAN?!! OHH MANN!" LOL

  • @wulfsaga2
    @wulfsaga2 7 років тому +3

    R.I.P pepe, xxxx-2016
    hunted by Donald Jr.

  • @akashdave9525
    @akashdave9525 7 років тому +9

    Why does he keep scratching his ear?

    • @vituperation
      @vituperation 7 років тому +45

      He keeps signalling to Lester Holt.

    • @codexix8582
      @codexix8582 7 років тому +1

      to the top

    • @sdr262
      @sdr262 7 років тому +1

      because he's full of shit and he knows it..

    • @wellzenn
      @wellzenn 7 років тому

      George Soros has a sniper positioned in the rafters, pointing a gun at him while he reads the script

    • @TheJSmithBA
      @TheJSmithBA 7 років тому +7

      #MAGA Trump 2016 Build that Wall

  • @jaykowsh1027
    @jaykowsh1027 7 років тому

    "Need to put a tissue down there" LMAO

  • @nathanielnewsnetwork1949
    @nathanielnewsnetwork1949 7 років тому

    "If he's a real Peeping Tom, Why can you see both of his hands?" I couldn't even breath, I was laughing that hard haha

  • @Microtardz
    @Microtardz 7 років тому +3

    Okay. First Hillary's campaign staff didn't fucking understand internet memes.
    And now you don't, Steven? Seriously?
    On a scale of 1-10 how scared are you of a Trump presidency? It must be fucking 9001.

  • @supershinigami1
    @supershinigami1 7 років тому +4

    4:16 Those are some rare pepes.

  • @owenoulton9312
    @owenoulton9312 7 років тому +1

    "May have"? "May have"? Oh, Stephen, you're so funny!

  • @Luisdej
    @Luisdej 7 років тому +2

    I wonder if any business person is gonna wanna associate themselves with Trump after he loses

  • @joecav679
    @joecav679 7 років тому +4

    LEAVE PEPE ALOOOOONE!!!!

  • @cartooncritic4107
    @cartooncritic4107 7 років тому +8

    Wow. Trump the traitor.
    Also isn't that so-called nazi a parody account?

    • @ShadowLynx777
      @ShadowLynx777 7 років тому +13

      Well it would be a joke if real white supremacists weren't using pepe as their new mascot. Why do you think trump and his son are posting that shit...

    • @cartooncritic4107
      @cartooncritic4107 7 років тому +1

      symbols have meaning to those who use them. but i do agree that trump has the making of a dictator i just dont think pepe should be taken seriously

    • @cartooncritic4107
      @cartooncritic4107 7 років тому +2

      RON TER
      must be hard to think with that tin foil hat

  • @Josh-qe1hw
    @Josh-qe1hw 7 років тому +1

    dat description doh. reminds me of his book I am America ( and so can you!)

  • @snakey973
    @snakey973 7 років тому

    Wait wait wait... I thought the mantra was 'crooked Hillary'- he must've forgot about this lolol!

  • @BIGpapa-dy5kf
    @BIGpapa-dy5kf 7 років тому +10

    TRUMP FOR PRISON! Get it, cause Trump supporters love saying how Hillary should go to prison.

  • @ManasicPlays
    @ManasicPlays 7 років тому +8

    I really liked Colbert but he is just becoming the liberal media more and more.

    • @TVgeinus90sSim
      @TVgeinus90sSim 7 років тому +2

      Yes, we are confirming him into the mold of our evil plans.... mwhahahaha

    • @xcoreyyx937
      @xcoreyyx937 7 років тому +3

      Manasic seriously every episode is like a trump bashing. If we're talking about breaking the law, let's talk about the laws Hillary broke on a national security level.

    • @jamesb.ohearn6041
      @jamesb.ohearn6041 7 років тому

      It's almost like so many people are uniting against Trump because they see him as a threat to global stability or something, and are putting up with Clinton - admittedly a pretty weak candidate - because choosing the lesser of two evils is something adults have to do.

    • @mmpapaya8575
      @mmpapaya8575 7 років тому

      Manasic Of course he is. Look how much he's getting payed. He's apart of it.

  • @CKing97
    @CKing97 7 років тому

    That Spider-Wang song was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @ambule
    @ambule 7 років тому

    "Speaking of creepy: an australian man" ... WTF LOL

  • @franksalazar4576
    @franksalazar4576 7 років тому

    Lol that voice in the background after every joke

  • @lydiai.3658
    @lydiai.3658 7 років тому

    "Two?"
    "That's spiderwang!"

  • @Kronusis
    @Kronusis 7 років тому +1

    Don't scroll up, you will get in political fights with 12 year olds who think they know what they are talking about, but in reality have no idea.

  • @nathanmcintosh6004
    @nathanmcintosh6004 7 років тому +1

    good for you guys standing up against a presidential candidate so strongly. I am impressed by these types of shows on TV actually spreading the facts unlike fox news

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco8000 7 років тому +2

    Halloween is Trump's favourite holyday. It's the only day when he can go around the street without having the biggest orange head.

  • @ZaffireWolf
    @ZaffireWolf 7 років тому

    5:23 We don't NEED you to say"aw man" three to four times. We can laugh at his joke, thanks.

  • @aesthetic_goose
    @aesthetic_goose 7 років тому +1

    Best Moment 5:17 "Aww man, aww man"

  • @Living20222
    @Living20222 7 років тому +1

    Trump for prison 2016. He's already orange enough and doesn't need a jumpsuit.

  • @ashproductions
    @ashproductions 7 років тому

    I literally applauded after that last "waaaaa-aaaaang!"

  • @oldfan1963
    @oldfan1963 7 років тому

    "..below his hands..." now that was below the belt.

  • @Waffles-oz4vl
    @Waffles-oz4vl 7 років тому +1

    Canadian here! So sad I didn't get to Home Depot in time... Also Shout out to @JonBatiste for the mahogany suit and gold chain! Killing it! Man has style.

  • @Sunnysteff123
    @Sunnysteff123 7 років тому

    "You shouldn't be that shocked." No. We shouldn't. And we're not.

  • @that_pac123
    @that_pac123 7 років тому

    Shocker.

  • @hotflores2
    @hotflores2 7 років тому

    The Pepe meme is a trolling mechanism

  • @jayjonas
    @jayjonas 7 років тому

    haha what a silly suit...

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 7 років тому

    Hahahaha dat voice crack xD

  • @nintendude1994
    @nintendude1994 7 років тому

    Lol wasn't expecting Pepe support. dank meme

  • @nicholaswilliams7362
    @nicholaswilliams7362 7 років тому

    Heh you could hear the pianist the whole time.

  • @BJ-ru2kw
    @BJ-ru2kw 7 років тому

    My theshold for laughter rarely breaks watching late night segments, but the spider dick bit had me in the knots

  • @natvomvzik
    @natvomvzik 7 років тому

    As soon as I heard "In the news, a man in Australia..." I knew it was gonna be bad...

  • @bosshog3897
    @bosshog3897 7 років тому

    wonder if there's gonna be a cop that shoots the creeper decoration

  • @DavidWilliams-DSW558
    @DavidWilliams-DSW558 7 років тому

    Just love the Spider Wang song :-D

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 7 років тому +1

    A murderer AND a killer?

  • @talkswithDrshah
    @talkswithDrshah 7 років тому

    Jon batiste's laugh is like that of new joker. AHHHH, AHHH

  • @AqibA.C.
    @AqibA.C. 7 років тому

    Who is that guy in the audience always laughing by saying 'Hah'?

  • @raebee4321
    @raebee4321 7 років тому

    I thought the number one rule of the internet was "never read the comments." Have people been lying to me half my life?

  • @flaviantropy
    @flaviantropy 7 років тому +1

    He makes the best deals. lolz

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 7 років тому

    Getting bitten by, twice, on the wang by a venomous spider would be _incredibly_ improbable, _anywhere_ else in the world, but in Australia, not so much, given the incredible abundance, there, of venomous animals. 😎

  • @Daysleeper70
    @Daysleeper70 7 років тому

    With his luck this week, Trump will be beaten by that spider.

  • @haf816r
    @haf816r 7 років тому +1

    A killer, a murderer AND a bad guy?

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 7 років тому

    Good thing it wasn't a _radioactive_ spider. Oh too late

  • @breaksystembse
    @breaksystembse 7 років тому

    Spiderwang~♫ Spiderwang~♫

  • @boreduser12
    @boreduser12 7 років тому

    So why doesn't he get arrested for this? I don't understand law. It makes no sense. If someone else had done this, they'd be arrested.
    One of us should call the cops or FBI and file a charge.

  • @OrionoftheStar
    @OrionoftheStar 7 років тому

    Be careful if anyone offers you Haribo gummy bears this Halloween. Check to make sure that they are _not_ sugar free before eating them.

  • @old4mat
    @old4mat 7 років тому

    Does whatever a Spider-Wang does.

  • @HachikoThePoochInugami
    @HachikoThePoochInugami 7 років тому +1

    Spider-wang should be a thing, I'm telling you.

  • @natashiasprinkle5999
    @natashiasprinkle5999 7 років тому

    If Canada endorses "Peeper Creepers"??? - There is something seriously wrong here. OMG. That should be banned. I endorse privacy. NOT GOSSIP OR HORNY PEOPLE.

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 7 років тому

    The man lives in Australia, is anyone really surprised there are venomous spiders in the port-a-johns?

  • @warpedjaffas1
    @warpedjaffas1 7 років тому

    In Australia we all have Spider Wang's.

  • @assholus228
    @assholus228 7 років тому

    Hah. Colbert sneaked in the "Hoetel" instead of Hotel, not sure if anyone else caught that.

  • @redstonecasey4713
    @redstonecasey4713 6 років тому

    Welcome to Australia, mate!

  • @plush2835
    @plush2835 7 років тому

    Oh man, oh man, oh man...

  • @ZaffireWolf
    @ZaffireWolf 7 років тому

    Wow, Steve, you really jammed the car into rock bottom when you started talking about internet memes all of a sudden. God, that took forever to get past.

  • @dallas7103
    @dallas7103 7 років тому

    68k dollars... Oh no. What ever will we do?

  • @mitzilinn
    @mitzilinn 7 років тому +1

    DOWN T Rump ....go down in the polls....down Chump....go away Don the Con

  • @graceryan4101
    @graceryan4101 7 років тому

    6:03 "There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt this bite"

  • @SoufianeSaidi
    @SoufianeSaidi 7 років тому +1

    REEEEEEEEEEEEE PEPE BELONGS TO US
    NOT THE NORMIES
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @TheLyon11
    @TheLyon11 7 років тому

    How are those music lessons going, Stephen?!