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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
- #MM #Pantry有嘢斟 // HR大爆辦公室狗公實錄 除婚戒溝女同事 洋腸一部門食一女
「狗公」乏指一些「不論好醜，但求就手」，獵女行為和表現有如發情雄性犬隻的男人。職場上「狗公」何其多，今集《Pantry有嘢斟》請來資深HR Tiger，大爆辦公室狗公實錄！
█ 已婚男騙女生三年 最終太太懷孕收場
有些已婚男士意圖接近女生的時候，會先脫下婚戒。試過女同事直接詢問狗公，為何不見了早上戴着的婚戒，狗公都以裝作聽不到來回應。亦有已婚狗公開宗明義說自己已有妻室，卻以沒有感情徘徊離婚邊緣為理由，拖拉女同事3年。女生以為自己可爭贏，甚至想以懷孕當籌碼留著男方，誰知最後懷孕的卻是正室太太。
█ 渣男狗公樣子平庸 口才了得暖男行徑成殺手鐧
Tiger指出狗公外形多數平平無奇，但勝在厚面皮，敢於主動跟女生搭訕，加上噓寒問暖送贈小禮物，令不少職場女新人跌入陷阱。更有外國男生恃著港女崇洋，縱使辦公室內已有正印女友，仍向不同部門的女生們同時示愛，但求願者上釣。
█ 廣告公司流行辦公室妻子 關係止於辦公時間
Chucky的任職廣告公司時，很多已婚男同事都在公司內有一位「辦公室妻子」，買早餐陪食飯，甚至有肉體上的關係。對方都知道對方有正室，但在下班後便分道揚鑣，互不打擾。Tiger指出更終極的例子是一組人「循環食」，即是組員各自在家中都有另一半，但會互相跟不同組員發生關係，保持開放式關係而且離職率都很低。
█ 狗公性騷擾女同事仍得上司力撐 職場女生如何自保
Tiger表示私人的感情瓜葛，HR一般很難介入處理。若得知有女同事受到委屈，會勸喻女同事到人事部落案投訴，展開調查。但亦曾因為管理層對男同事的個人偏好，結案了也沒有追究狗公的責任，終令全部女孩子辭職。所以見慣職場世面的Tiger，提醒女生要當所有獻殷勤的男同事為「中央暖爐」，不要認為男生多搭訕便是有意思。更要假設所有35歲以上的男同事是已婚，觀察對方會不會在浪漫節日邀約。
00:00 簡介
01:28 除婚戒 扮未婚
05:29 洋腸最易食女
10:00 辦公室戀情要低調
11:41 𡁻完唱
13:49 HR要處理？
16:21 狗女？
策劃：鄭汝翹
主持：Karen、Chucky、Manyi、Michael
剪接：怪奇
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今集重點: 一直出現嘅聲音
1:31 1:50 1:55 2:59 3:20 3:23 4:03 4:52 5:19 6:07 6:46
7:04 7:46 9:07 9:18 9:22 9:29
9:33 9:40 9:45 9:58 11:11
11:14 11:20 11:44 13:39 15:47
16:43 16:56 18:28
(希望冇漏到)
痴線！勁正！要置頂！
唔好轉話題，你又認錯人！
@@freemanyip9143 京奇又分唔清楚，我係衰仔！
@@verdon2221 笑死。而家個個都知你認錯人啦！
@@mm.millmilk 錯完又錯，抵死 😭
Michael 好幽默 反應又快😂
有佢好笑好多喎!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NICE CHAT WITH BITCHES～
michael 係主動式搞笑, 阿sam 係被恰式搞笑
各有千秋！
例牌對白：
1.我同佢已經無晒感情
2.你俾啲時間我
3.佢有情緒病/絕症/人生低潮/為咗小朋友，我唔可以呢個時間離開佢
咁蠢嘅對白都上釣，唔呃你呃邊個？
其實唔止係傻，更大原因係佢覺得搶得贏。
講「哦～」同「舊公司」的一刻神同步🤣👍🏻😝🤭
「Work Wife/Husband」傳到香港會變成Chunky講咁係俾人twist左姐(照字面理解)。其實本身個Term係冇黃色成份❌ D人係攞泥形容一D人因工作關係長期同特定既同事有個好Close嘅Bonding(通常係partner/assistant多)，好多時你講一佢就二唔洗點解釋，個關係又好似平常夫妻咁對對方信任/誠實/默契Etc，所以先出現依個Term。
當然唔否認人因工作關係婚外情，但係Work wife/husband唔係咁用。
It is actually one of the nastiest thing in an office environment.. to be accusing of somebody sleeping with somebody else.. or to create rumours.. such that.. the individual.. is losing their own dignity... AND position inside the organisation ? Now, THIS ... in the UK.. is now classified as "stalking".. cos most of the time.. you just don't do that at all ?.... This is now a jailable offence ! With the introduction of "social" media.... is also this kind of situation and monitoring too.
Hello and goodbye is a very normal thing. Tea for the team is another good thing too. But when people say "wife duties".. they mean sex. They don't mean polite tea making !!! Chi sin meh !!! If you were really good, then you would repeat your actions to let your partner knows. Most partners are also for those close conversations to destress too.... If you want the company to be good.. normally, hang around with the same sex when in the office... sometimes. THAT is how most people deal with things. Women go for a walk... and men, also go for the gyms. Very simple. You have an actual "wing woman, or a wing man".... NORMAL people WOULD.
多謝你哋每日一片，我睇得好開心，辛苦晒！
最緊要大家睇得開心！
你地team真係好搞笑好自然haha!
茄雲好man好正xd
TEAM CHEMISTRY
"Nice chat with bitches" 笑到我收唔到聲 XDDDD
WASSUP
Me too!
michael真係無得輸
記得睇埋 Michael 剪嘅片
哩個系列好好睇
Thank you for showing this
Good share.
好睇!
Very interesting topic
有怪奇最開心
今集佢發揮得幾好！
霸頭位，撐MM💪🏻💛
支持MM
你哋仲好笑過圍爐😂 加油繼續做落去！
好好笑，謝謝MM分享，大開眼界
part 2 plx
抽手旁觀，Michael呢句真係好凍😂😂
加油💪
你哋班友仔真係好正，一路聽一路笑
nice
呢個題目太好笑！強烈敲碗第二輯！
正
哇，我真係遇過好笑嘅事，一個幾好關係嘅男仔朋友話佢已經好耐無同老婆搞嘢喇！對老婆嘅感情都淡曬BBBBB之類啦！
開頭我地兩公婆都開導佢
點知無幾耐我地都收到風佢老婆有咗！
本來我地都恭喜佢老婆有BB
佢竟然背後話「我都唔想要係老婆係話要生咋！
我都唔想嘎！」
個一刻笑住安慰佢唔好諗咁多喇！
內心好想送佢兩個字「人渣」！
之後我地就好少聯繫呢個朋友咯！
原來怪奇咁早已經咁關心Manyi.... 連人地幾時M到都知..!
想聽你地講下有咩工作之後先知嘅職場禮儀/潛規則！！一定好正
明明Michael好cute!
怪奇真係好好笑
條友平時都係咁㗎
Michael 太正👍
office politics is too terrible. This kind of videos about HR/Office is educational and meaningful. Thanks for the video.
哇哇聲
Michael好好笑
Michael真係好有point 🤣
👍👍👍
最愛Pantry有嘢斟，花生系列又學嘢，不過點解咁多位同事之中Karen黑眼圈咁勁....(保重身體)
講起之前有位某時裝大品牌分店經理有老婆嘅起街比同事見到同條女一齊狂鍚，起聖誕節果時比同事check機發現經理一次買兩個袋送比老婆同第三者同一個袋，不過老婆好似唔知。
嘩 買同一款袋？
多謝💛 下次我會補靚啲個妝🙈
@@Karen__yukiu 其實無咩意思，係因為之前見大家都捱到無得瞓，擔心各位身體，希望可以一直睇落去。
Karen so jengggg
好睇
@ So Cool show ,,,,,,,,,,,, : - ) From America ..... woooo
正式搵平機會投訴, 人事部就會認真跟件事, 特別係大公司, 場戲點都落力D
原來Michael咁好笑
👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
循環食有個 term叫穴兄弟，棒姊妹😂
我有嘢爆
美國某間IT公司響日本office女廁入面裝cam
個日本佬CFO當日即刻畀人炒左 佢部laptop有大量偷拍片
HR想kum住不過已經全世界HR都知 🤡
This is actually hacking? International hacking as well, cos those kind of items should have been checked, and verified by your own IT people as well.. and stopped... Cos this is absolutely crazy. Why would you actually hack people this way as well ?....
除戒指真係一個預兆，除非你工作係帶住好唔方面，但如果唔係真係好易有古惑
正👍自己做唔到，聽吓都開心😚
More Michael please 👏🏻
下個「受害者」會唔會輪到阿京或者阿朗？你哋要小心呢3個女人呀🤣🤣🤣
可能下次3男一女
乜嘢公司會咁多狗公呀？仲要公開list 喎。真係唔打算升職喎
花豹女好型😆😆😆
有呀奇個 chemistry 好好👍🏻
但可唔可以每人一張 high chair, 兩個坐3個企睇得好辛苦 😝
怪奇幾時做呢個節目正班 笑死
畀人調教咗咁多個星期我要抖下（心靈上）
你先係我哋嘅人生教練～
4:10 說出重點來！
4:46 笑出喘氣
真係要請HR多D上黎分享下😏
Michael 同 Chucky 好襯💕
有冇機會搵次講辦公室綠茶，唔一定係女對男，可以係下屬對上司，或者同事對同事
總之對佢有利益嘅話，就綠茶上身😏
‘’ 我冇咁嘅意思啊，如果令佢誤會咗，會唔會令你好難做⋯⋯‘’ 😏😏😏
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唔一定要喺HR做架,只要你夠八掛就會知道好多呢啲嘢
我在某P字头的网站见到女同事吃雪条的视频。。。
Team Building cls lol
呢句真，狗公通常個樣平平無奇，但食好多女
😂
wow 睇來我真係孤陋寡聞🤣
我地怪錯咗黎生啦, 人地唔係反社會呀
係我地阻人 _ 野, 我地先係衰人
內容豐富， 健康。 你把八公八婆呀！
，
我可以講 5:00 講的係唔得 死得重快
点只，我全公司收到片添，系个男冠希拍左不知怎样流出来
這節目好有營養， 內容豐富， 健康。 你把八公八婆呀！ 😄
最多系老婆大肚…出去搵第二個
Mill Milk 啲靚女而家個個星期 DO 蝦男人 呀？ 😱😱😱
Ça va ma belle 😍Chucky 😍 ? Jadore ton Béret 🥰🥰🥰
我做過有間公司,大把辦公室老婆老公
可唔可以以後都請michale上嚟？😂
So agree. Michael 正過Sam好多好多
👍👍
想成為 MM Member , 但付費連結有啲問題⋯⋯
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難怪黎生咁鍾意返工
#mm
嘩乜? 你老公叫左雞幾十年唔通又話你知?
我都有俾個有婦之夫追
然後我都有心動左
好彩最後無事拒絕左
啲女人又要大隻，又要有錢，後果就係咁
cls cls cls cls cls cls cls cls cls cls
Karen今集真係一D都唔【優雅】喎...好【粗獷】呢!😅
今集太激動 漢子嘅感覺重咗 下次balance返～ 😝
9:27 怪奇問工作效率, HR答turnover係指營業額? 冇理由字幕上離職率, 因為答非所問.....
I don't think that is the "culture".... In many Western companies, you would have the "tea maker".. and not literally sleep with that person!!! Jesus !!!! Don't be ridiculous ! And the golden rule of..."you don't sleep and sh!t in the same spot as where you work" should still apply as well....This is why you would have a separate "outside the office" leisure.. OR hobby.. Most people would have a hobby, outside of work. And if you were a strong HR team.. you would ask this question during the interviewing stages too "do you have a hobby outside of the work place" ?.... i.e. Read between the lines...."are you going to ruin my corporation by bringing in personal issues into the workplace" ?..... It really is not that difficult to do. Even if somebody is "friendly"... they just are verbally talking... and offload....
黃衫條友好撚煩以為自己好幽默, 實情就阻住晒