@@Sapphykins omg! That actually makes me so happy, you tag wranglers over at ao3 are such troopers looking through our crazy tags, I’ll think of you guys next time I tag hahaha
the funniest thing is unhinged COMMON tags. the day i discovered "Hannibal Lecter's Very Active Cowper's Gland" was a common tag is still vivid in my memory
I was today years old when I finally learned about that particular gland...I am unsure on whether to delight in this tag or be disappointed (primarily becausd I'm still stuck adoring Sir Hopkins' Dr. Lecter 😅)
Some of my favorite tags are “no beta we ride the lightning” “Accidental baby acquisition” And of course “alternate universe - the soulmate goose of enforcement
I read a fic recently that seemingly had no relation, a random tag said “Gordon Ramsay is canonically dead” or something along those lines, I was beginning to think it’s a crack fic, but no, the fic is dead serious and has a good plot and there’s a random scene where Gordon Ramsay’s ghost is there bc he died of food poisoning.
"so much smut you can't tell the writer is asexual" Is such a true tag some otf the raunchiest smut i've ever read was written by ace people i swear to god.
As someone on the ace spectrum I can personally affirm that we are either innocent little beans or heavily into kink, no in-between. I cannot tell you why, I am still trying to figure it out
@@lilyhawthorne1196 I'm here to back you up. my bookmarks would have people believe otherwise but I am ace and very much so and goddamn ace writers do it right
I started tagging some of my works as "no beta we die like my heterosexuality" if I don't have a character that dies both in canon and in the fic (or if no one dies). I also used "Just because they're my OTP doesn't mean they'll get a happy ending" four times.
"Just because they're my otp doesn't mean they'll get a happy ending" is a big mood lol 'You are my favorite ship, and therefore I must make you suffer' is my mindset 95% of the time
One time i read a fic tagged "Crack treated way too seriously oh god what have i done", "This was supposed to be a funny lighthearted fic i swear officer", and "The psychological horror tag is not an exaggeration".
I haven't read a fic with that tag, but I did read a fic where nitroglycerin was involved, sooo... I'm gonna give a guess and say MHA with Bakugou involved in the pairing @@samuelbutler3332
"Get in losers we're going monster f-ing" sounds like a joke I'd make in regular conversation with my friends also "why does everything I write turn into angst" is such a whole mood though and the pspspsps made me laugh so hard I almost inhaled coffee
My favorite fic ever has one of the best examples of this, suffice to say, reading the the tag "Crack Treated Seriously" followed by "Character death, trauma,, implied/referenced self harm, suicidal thoughts, gore" was very eye catching
@@meh7973 The only character who canonically meets every single one of these criteria is the Hollow Knight itself, but this is fanfiction so there's a high chance that canon was thrown out of the window
For some reason, I like all the "Inappropriate use of .. " tags whenever I see them. Like "Inappropriate use of the force" or "Inappropriate use of Zoro's Katanas" I also love the tags where the author is just rambling for two or more different tags.
Favourite tag I've seen ever: "ice bucket challenge but in a creepy way" which was the only way the author could think of to tag the unconventional torture/ "behavioural correction" method used in one chapter.
I am an official tag wrangler on AO3 (I handle 9 small fandoms) And sometimes the tags bring me so much joy at the endless creativity of fic writers, sometimes they leave me screaming 'how am I supposed to sort this?!?!?!' Sometimes I am left needing therapy. Please never change, taggers.
@@wickettin6858 it's a wild combo. Death in Paradise Shutter Island book Shutter Island film TMNT Forever Gnomeo and Juliet Sherlock Gnomes The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie Bob the Builder Right Entertainment's Watership Down show
I saw the tag "premarital handholding" today and needed to share it with you all. And I had another tag but UA-cam was being mean and deleted my first comment.
3:50 Has anyone else noticed that asexuals write the best smut? Like, there are at least three (probably anon) authors I've read that write the most incredible smut
I think my favourite one was a “Zuko/honor (one sided)” tag There was also one with the “alternate universe “ tag followed by “Xiao Xingchen has eyeballs” … yeah.
Favorite unhinged fan fic tag I've seen recently HAS to be "If you don't love me at my sensitive exploration of trauma you don't deserve me at my knock knock joke f*sting scene"
A kinda unhinged tag from one of my own fics "I mean as much as you can consent to cannibalism when you don't know that's going to happen" and "and cannablism counts as vore"
i once saw a tag on my top smt ship: "what's unmarked omega fcking without toxic BDSM and edging" surprisingly they became my favorite author soon after
I _think_ it's because the main characters wanted to fuck, but what they wanted to do wouldn't be legal in public, so them watching the long CVS receipt print out is sorta like edging?
Still trying to figure out how I ended up trying to write a full smut chapter only to spend an inordinate amount of time on a character's fascination with indoor plumbing, a picknick, and a bath pocket dimension. Not in the same fic.
Here are some all from the same fandom, try to guess which one: Is it really execution if it’s consensual, It’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you, It’s time to make angst out of AFK,
one of my favourite tags as of recent was on a winx fanfic and it was "this aint healthy but it sure is sexy" and the tag is the sole reason i read the fic and i cant say i was disapointed💀
The video's barely started and I'm already WHEEZING, I'm all too familiar with unhinged tags on ao3 Edit: hELP the enhyphen edit for blood lust confused with regular lust
"the real christmas gift was this creepy older husband i found along the way" This is about Klaus (2019). I don't care if it actually is, that's the truth in my heart.
Not me hearing "Nitroglycerin as Lube" and immediately thinking: Wait, that sounds familiar! and checking my bookmarks ^^' Turns out, the fic I had in mind didn't have that tag, but the fact alone that I know there was a scene were nitroglycerin was involved is... something xD
This reminds me, I just recently published a fic on AO3 with the tags "I'm sorry," "based on a true story," "kind of," "it makes sense at the end." In case you're wondering, it was a creepypasta type of story about Kid Icarus Uprising that was based on a dream I had. The story itself was honestly pretty generic as far as video game creepypastas go, right down to the dream happening at 3 AM.
OMG Yes, I may know the fic you're talking about! Cream Cheese? I've avoided reading that thing this whole time, but my wife read it because she can't refuse her morbid curiosity, and she's SO ANGRY about it! 😂😂😂
@@hellsingmongrel I just checked and it's called the hedonist's wrath by burnt_rosemary. I saw the tags and put off reading it and then a week later I caved in and read it. I did also have the dead dove tag, so I was warned. Some of the other tags included: Piss inflation, General misuse of condoms, I'm sorry Michael Sheen and I'm not ashamed. It was insane, reading it.
As someone who mostly reads genfic, tags really don't come up much with my reading habits. When I look for a fic it's usually because I stumbled across a recommendation somewhere, often in the form of a forum signature, often quoting some passage. And those can get pretty unhinged in their own way. "DARKEST FIXFIC" (Amelia) "Bitch, my tits are calm. The left one is named Sitthartha Buddha and the right one is Vardhamana Mahavira and, together, they are lactating a veritable font of peace and understanding. Its the rest of me that is pissed." (This Bites) "It's less that this fic is on crack, and more that crack is on this fic" (Shinji and Warhammer 40,000 (note that people learned of Shinji's return to Tokyo-3 because the flammability of concrete measurably increased in his presence; the quote really isn't exaggerating)) "Yeah. Because being compared to the crossdressing lesbian mime Casanova is totally fair." (Silencio (also, beware the eldritch reality warping power of the Shipping Chart, which has been known to infect other fics (notably including Amelia above))) "This machine is draining his protagonism and channeling it through me. So long as I behave in a suitably "heroic" manner, I shall be unstoppable." (Uninvited Guests) "I knew it," he whispered in awe. "I knew it! I never stopped believing! Quick, Kurenai-sensei, do my eyes look different?" Kurenai gave him a quick study. "No." "Must have turned them off automatically," the boy mumbled. "Turned what off?" his sensei asked in exasperation. "My all-powerful eye bloodline," Kiba announced proudly, "The Shenanigan!" (Of Snakes and Time Travel) "THEY'RE MY FUCKING SILMARILS! GIVE THEM BACK YOU THIEVING LITTLE SHIT!" (Ring-Maker)
the "CDC advises against fucking on dragonback" fic also has the tags " So Many Dead Doves You'll Think You're In A Hitchcock Film" and "Dragons Love (People) Taco." so.
EVE THE EDITOR I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING THIS all the hsr jokes and the i volunteer for Neuvilette is. yes. gosh Coley i love your channel and your content aaa this gives me more brainrot /vpos
AO3 is just the fanfiction extension pack to Cards Against Humanity
I need this in my life rn
That is the perfect description 😂
I agree.
your comment is now on my phone and it will never escape, n e v e r
“God gave me the ability to write and I’m making it everyone else’s problem” is such a good threat
me the monent I started writing kink fics
Reminds me of the authors note "gods first mistake was giving me free will and thought. The second? A body."
Remind me the time I was in discord and told everyone about an idea of fic I have and everyone went DON'T DO IT
@@mitacestalia7532I just experience this today and honestly the thought this fic could make me get arrested even worse
I used a version on it on my fics!
the "so much smut you can't even tell the writer is asexual" pretty much describes my fanfics...and my sense of humour
Same
mood
Same
Mood
As an asexual i can relate to this
I love leaving unhinged ao3 tags on my fics, it’s a pride of mine to leave something crazy in the tags
my favorite one was like
“the dove is dead and im snorting its ashes” i wish it was still up Q-Q
@@twotruckslyrics ahhhhhh I love that one lmaoooo
Same.
honestly as a wrangler, thank you, it makes sorting the tag bins a lot more fun when you come across something completely batshit!
@@Sapphykins omg! That actually makes me so happy, you tag wranglers over at ao3 are such troopers looking through our crazy tags, I’ll think of you guys next time I tag hahaha
"I just got released from a mental institution, good to be back, my dear degenerates," a fanfic I read in 2018 written in 2018
I'm putting this on my next fic because I haven't written anything since I got out of a mental institution a week ago
@@princeleefelix ☠️
@@princeleefelixsame
@@porcellaneousfankus3428 congrats bro, don't be like me and go back to whatever you were doing that put you in there 😭
the funniest thing is unhinged COMMON tags. the day i discovered "Hannibal Lecter's Very Active Cowper's Gland" was a common tag is still vivid in my memory
Gotta respect the canon lore 🤣🤣🤣
I just searched it. 54 works?!?!? That is. So many
I was today years old when I finally learned about that particular gland...I am unsure on whether to delight in this tag or be disappointed (primarily becausd I'm still stuck adoring Sir Hopkins' Dr. Lecter 😅)
looked up cowpers gland. uh. Does that tag mean that Hannibal cums whipped cream orrr
Today I learned something new! Great!
edward showing up at “the old man…. I Desire Him” is such a mood tbh
Ed and Hannibal are my desirable daddys
Stede probably wrote that fanfic
I saw this before the video and was totally sure you meant Edward Cullen
some people in the magnus archives fandom (Usu Elias but ive seen Simon and Peter simps)
@@isabellaaustin-sacristan1612I mean… him too… /hj
Some of my favorite tags are
“no beta we ride the lightning”
“Accidental baby acquisition”
And of course
“alternate universe - the soulmate goose of enforcement
i love the soulmate goose
I just remembered the fic I read about the soulmate goose of enforcement and I love it
Ah yes, the soulmate goose
“You will get love, but not before getting mauled by a goose”
How have I actually seen fics with "Accidental Baby Acquisition"?
@@mangaanimefan3089same especially in dan heng/ blade fics
I read a fic recently that seemingly had no relation, a random tag said “Gordon Ramsay is canonically dead” or something along those lines, I was beginning to think it’s a crack fic, but no, the fic is dead serious and has a good plot and there’s a random scene where Gordon Ramsay’s ghost is there bc he died of food poisoning.
😮 damn that's wild
Food was so raw it ended him
sounds like something out of homestuck
Well, considering that MANY restaurants he visited in Kitchen Nightmares had extreme unsanitary conditions, I'm not surprised.
Don't be shy, drop the fic
"so much smut you can't tell the writer is asexual" Is such a true tag some otf the raunchiest smut i've ever read was written by ace people i swear to god.
As someone on the ace spectrum I can personally affirm that we are either innocent little beans or heavily into kink, no in-between. I cannot tell you why, I am still trying to figure it out
@@lilyhawthorne1196relatable lmao
@@lilyhawthorne1196it’s me, I’m the inbetween
@@lilyhawthorne1196 I'm here to back you up. my bookmarks would have people believe otherwise but I am ace and very much so
and goddamn ace writers do it right
I started tagging some of my works as "no beta we die like my heterosexuality" if I don't have a character that dies both in canon and in the fic (or if no one dies). I also used "Just because they're my OTP doesn't mean they'll get a happy ending" four times.
"Just because they're my otp doesn't mean they'll get a happy ending" is a big mood lol
'You are my favorite ship, and therefore I must make you suffer' is my mindset 95% of the time
@@SofieCarmine You have a point.
I once tagged no beta we kayak like Tim on a HoO fanfic.
The favorite tag that I personally wrote: “oh no I had sex with a hot dragon and now we’re basically married”
It’s my pride and joy tag wise
Donkey from Shrek??????
Is this about Renheng
@@asteroidvgm545 my first thought
@@kiyoomi3863 ew no. It’s DanStelle (see my pfp)
@@asteroidvgm545I mean that works too but it was a HSR fic
"Healing Sex, But actually plausible healing sex" is a pair I'm particularly proud of (to explain, the thing being healed was a migraine)
I literally have a migraine as I’m typing this comment and I also vomited because of it…
Thought it was dnd paladin sex or some shit for a minute
can sex actually heal a migraine???? i always imagined it would make them worse
@@sparklingsora "pleasure kills pain" is actually kinda the oldest trick in the book!
@@moonythespoonie9551 But a migraine? Man, I'd throw up before they could pound the headache out.
One time i read a fic tagged "Crack treated way too seriously oh god what have i done", "This was supposed to be a funny lighthearted fic i swear officer", and "The psychological horror tag is not an exaggeration".
I know exactly what happened there... the horrors of your fic beginning to write itself, that is
The fact that I knew exactly what fandom tagged the Nitroglycerin tag shows that I have no faith in said fandom.
WHICH FANDOM
I haven't read a fic with that tag, but I did read a fic where nitroglycerin was involved, sooo... I'm gonna give a guess and say MHA with Bakugou involved in the pairing @@samuelbutler3332
oh no. I just realised when I saw this comment.
say to me it's Fight Club...
I got MHA fandom flashbacks from that one
My favourite ones are always the “No beta, we die like *insert fandom reference relevant to fic*”
Same and also “I wrote this instead of sleeping”
my favorite was "no beta we die like Zuko's honor"
my personal favorite was "brief mention of russian racoons" followed by "the author knows nothing about russian racoons, beware of that"
I've had two of them on there, namely
"Being yandere for God"
"Cockblocked by his need to be extra"
...these are both Pokémon fics.
I have to ask, sorry…was it about Volo?
@@zombinary3138 The first one was. The second referred to a fic where Sada couldn't figure out how to get Turo out of that ridiculous bodysuit.
@@BJGvideos omg that’s amazing Lmao
@@BJGvideosthat second one sounds mildly interesting actually
"Is it technically cannibalism if one of you is a wolf at the time?"
George RR Martin has an AO3 account?!
😂😂
Is it just me or has Coley really stepped up her editing game? She's come such a long way from simply entering the many, many doors for all our sakes.
see description
@theboxygenie oh so that's how you know a youtuber is in it for the long haul when they have an editor let's go
"Get in losers we're going monster f-ing" sounds like a joke I'd make in regular conversation with my friends also "why does everything I write turn into angst" is such a whole mood though and the pspspsps made me laugh so hard I almost inhaled coffee
My favorite fic ever has one of the best examples of this, suffice to say, reading the the tag "Crack Treated Seriously" followed by "Character death, trauma,, implied/referenced self harm, suicidal thoughts, gore" was very eye catching
Which fandom was this?
@@noname8354 Hollow Knight, and you would never guess who the fic was about
@@meh7973 The only character who canonically meets every single one of these criteria is the Hollow Knight itself, but this is fanfiction so there's a high chance that canon was thrown out of the window
What is the fic called?
@@NinaTempo Camouflage of Great Renown, 57 chapters and 130k words
For some reason, I like all the "Inappropriate use of .. " tags whenever I see them.
Like "Inappropriate use of the force" or "Inappropriate use of Zoro's Katanas"
I also love the tags where the author is just rambling for two or more different tags.
Have you seen "Inappropriate use of Visons" from a Genshin Impact fic?
@@ZeldaWayne_Letsplaysinappropriate use of hydro…….
@@_emulion_ The one I found had Diluc and Kaeya and that's all I remember about it
@@ZeldaWayne_Letsplays I sure have. Hydro visions can be pretty useful on occasion
You should do one that’s just wholesome tags as a palate cleanser
True also I ruined your 69 likes
That'd be so cute
Once saw Ao3 tags that went like “a wee bit of amputations, just a tad” funny thing is me and the author are besties now
Aww! That is so sweet!
Favourite tag I've seen ever: "ice bucket challenge but in a creepy way" which was the only way the author could think of to tag the unconventional torture/ "behavioural correction" method used in one chapter.
arguably a much better description lmao
I am an official tag wrangler on AO3 (I handle 9 small fandoms)
And sometimes the tags bring me so much joy at the endless creativity of fic writers, sometimes they leave me screaming 'how am I supposed to sort this?!?!?!'
Sometimes I am left needing therapy.
Please never change, taggers.
thanks for your service o7
THANK YOU FOR YOUR WRANGLING!
Thank you for your service!! 🙏🥰
Which fandoms, excatly?
@@wickettin6858 it's a wild combo.
Death in Paradise
Shutter Island book
Shutter Island film
TMNT Forever
Gnomeo and Juliet
Sherlock Gnomes
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie
Bob the Builder
Right Entertainment's Watership Down show
I think my favorite tag combination on a fic was from about a decade ago and it was "Slice of life, Blood Ritual"
I saw the tag "premarital handholding" today and needed to share it with you all.
And I had another tag but UA-cam was being mean and deleted my first comment.
@@digital_francis pretty sure it was a Southpark fic
2:08 Okay.. It's just amazing how Coley played 1 note.. and we all knew it was Welcome to the Black Parade by MCR.
I had to play it back cause I got flashbacks for a quick minute
I'm sorry, but also not sorry
same thing with Carry On My Wayward Son at the word "incest," i felt my soul leave my body
@@Haze-xr9rcME TOO OMG
Yeah..
3:50 Has anyone else noticed that asexuals write the best smut? Like, there are at least three (probably anon) authors I've read that write the most incredible smut
god knew we'd be too powerful if we was allosexuals
yes absolutely
100% the best people to write kinky shit
😭😭 the fact some of these can relate to my current hyperfixation and undoubtedly have been used as tags for it makes me laugh so hard
SAME
The words Dead Dove: Do Not Eat actually haunt me
Well at least you take it seriously. Most don't, until trauma teaches them a lesson.
I think my favourite one was a “Zuko/honor (one sided)” tag
There was also one with the “alternate universe “ tag followed by “Xiao Xingchen has eyeballs” … yeah.
XXC OH MY POOR BOY HDJSVDHBSHDJWHHDJSH
“Zuko/honor (one sided)” < Move over, Hemingway, we've got a new shortest story
I'm actually losing it rn ong
Favorite unhinged fan fic tag I've seen recently HAS to be "If you don't love me at my sensitive exploration of trauma you don't deserve me at my knock knock joke f*sting scene"
A kinda unhinged tag from one of my own fics "I mean as much as you can consent to cannibalism when you don't know that's going to happen" and "and cannablism counts as vore"
I once read a fic with “there’s an illegal underground panini ring” followed directly by “medically inadvisable sex”
that is actually hilarious oh my god
The way I instantly understood what fic you’re talking about
i once saw a tag on my top smt ship: "what's unmarked omega fcking without toxic BDSM and edging" surprisingly they became my favorite author soon after
It's tags like these that make me question why I like fanfiction in the first place.
Every time I think I've seen things, Ao3 manages to surprise me
I'm wondering HOW did the author manage to s-xualize the CVS receipt... I'm legit curious now!
I _think_ it's because the main characters wanted to fuck, but what they wanted to do wouldn't be legal in public, so them watching the long CVS receipt print out is sorta like edging?
Very carefully
I just looked it up, its an AtLA fic, this person ADDED A CVS TO ATLA, AND SEXUALIZED THE RECEIPT.
This
I will never forget the "PG necrophilia" tag
One of my favorite tags I've seen recently is "Reader punching [Character] was therapeutic to write" it was coupled with "Time travel (Technically)"
I know a fandom is good when I enter into the ao3 tag and I see some truly horrific tags
Still trying to figure out how I ended up trying to write a full smut chapter only to spend an inordinate amount of time on a character's fascination with indoor plumbing, a picknick, and a bath pocket dimension. Not in the same fic.
Oh one of my favs I’ve seen is “blatant sexual desire for a true is the most wholesome part of this. Run while you can.”
Here are some all from the same fandom, try to guess which one:
Is it really execution if it’s consensual,
It’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you,
It’s time to make angst out of AFK,
ooo, probably MCYT? (I'm guessing Hermitcraft if we have to be specific)
@@theboxygenie It is MCYT, specifically Life SMP
The fact I can probably guess which fandoms a lot of these comes from fills me with fear
Kudos to Coley for upping the game on her editing for this one.
That part with Wolfwood and "for science, you monster" targeted my soul xD
one of my favourite tags as of recent was on a winx fanfic and it was "this aint healthy but it sure is sexy" and the tag is the sole reason i read the fic and i cant say i was disapointed💀
Please tell me the name of the fic and the pair PLEASE
One of my favourites that I've seen was: "They want to bang like a screen door in a hurricane," which is one hell of a visual
Every time the second of Carry on my Wayward Son sounded I cried and laughed.
I, too, desire the old man.
7:49 the FUCKING MEGALOVANIA had me wheezing....
god I feel second hand embarrassment from knowing where that tag is from 😂😂😂
The video's barely started and I'm already WHEEZING, I'm all too familiar with unhinged tags on ao3
Edit: hELP the enhyphen edit for blood lust confused with regular lust
3:32 IS THAT FUCKING HAZBIN HOTEL IN A COREYDOESTHINGS VIDEO i never thought I’d see the day /pos
"the real christmas gift was this creepy older husband i found along the way" This is about Klaus (2019). I don't care if it actually is, that's the truth in my heart.
"Nitroglycerin as lube" The fact that I instantly knew who this fic was about…I’m ashamed.
…do tell
I'm loving the editing here! Eve did a really good job
Also having TADC theme start playing at 7:10 and then stopping at 1 second killed me XD
Omgs I thought I hallucinated that 😂
Coley as Caine? 👀
@@eve_ningmusic Somebody draw that please (or I'll do it if I remember)
@@Lady_ETHNEhere's a reminder if you need it :333
@@hwlo7891 Ok thank you cause now I remembered to actually download some references for them.
Not me hearing "Nitroglycerin as Lube" and immediately thinking: Wait, that sounds familiar! and checking my bookmarks ^^' Turns out, the fic I had in mind didn't have that tag, but the fact alone that I know there was a scene were nitroglycerin was involved is... something xD
Two nickels
...if it was a bakugo fic that would add up. honestly, I'm not surprised the fandom went there.
@@shortsismakingmybrainrot it was xD
Love the amount of RTC fics in here
The best part of fic is ✨unironically✨ the unhinged tags.
In reading AND writing.
As someone who's gray-ace, your shirt is so real
"Wound...eating out?" is somehow even worse than all the incest and murder, I think we found the worst one ever.
I have a whole album in my photo gallery of unhinged tags I’ve found. It’s my favorite niche literature genre 😂
This reminds me, I just recently published a fic on AO3 with the tags "I'm sorry," "based on a true story," "kind of," "it makes sense at the end." In case you're wondering, it was a creepypasta type of story about Kid Icarus Uprising that was based on a dream I had. The story itself was honestly pretty generic as far as video game creepypastas go, right down to the dream happening at 3 AM.
can I have a link? I would read both kid icarus and creepypasta fics when I was a kid and a fic based around a dream sounds fun!
4:30 gods of virility/pregnancy/childbirth etc: Well, we're here *for a reason...*
The worst tag I saw was threat of human buttplug. I read the fic. It was traumatizing. And it was Good Omens.
OMG Yes, I may know the fic you're talking about! Cream Cheese? I've avoided reading that thing this whole time, but my wife read it because she can't refuse her morbid curiosity, and she's SO ANGRY about it! 😂😂😂
@@hellsingmongrel I just checked and it's called the hedonist's wrath by burnt_rosemary. I saw the tags and put off reading it and then a week later I caved in and read it. I did also have the dead dove tag, so I was warned. Some of the other tags included: Piss inflation, General misuse of condoms, I'm sorry Michael Sheen and I'm not ashamed. It was insane, reading it.
@@The-God-of-Cheese the part that surprised me the most was that "I'm Sorry Michael Sheen" is a canonical tag
@@The-God-of-Cheesethanks for the warning I guess 🤢
5:11 RIDE RHE CYCLONE ITS A RIDE THE CYCLONE FIC I KNEW IT
Noel *would* get a boatride to a taco bell if the oppertunity arose imo. author Gets It. also rtc fan hellyeah
I’m so scared to find one that belongs in my fandom..
I love "Canon typical" tags
"Canon typical slur usage", "canon typical mutilation" "canon typical implied cp"
CANONTYPICAL SLUR USAGE IM SHITTING MYSELF
4:44 *cues Jort Storm*
My soul ascended to heaven when I saw that tag…not me knowing where it was going. 3:18
Thank you so much for the good laugh, Coley~ 💜😅
Ah I love unhinged fanfics tags. Also, what does it say about me that none of these phased me at all????
Every tag specific to the Magnus archives (canon typical worms)
"No beta we kayak like Tim"
I was NOT expecting the Hadestown animatic clip
As someone who mostly reads genfic, tags really don't come up much with my reading habits. When I look for a fic it's usually because I stumbled across a recommendation somewhere, often in the form of a forum signature, often quoting some passage. And those can get pretty unhinged in their own way.
"DARKEST FIXFIC" (Amelia)
"Bitch, my tits are calm. The left one is named Sitthartha Buddha and the right one is Vardhamana Mahavira and, together, they are lactating a veritable font of peace and understanding. Its the rest of me that is pissed." (This Bites)
"It's less that this fic is on crack, and more that crack is on this fic" (Shinji and Warhammer 40,000 (note that people learned of Shinji's return to Tokyo-3 because the flammability of concrete measurably increased in his presence; the quote really isn't exaggerating))
"Yeah. Because being compared to the crossdressing lesbian mime Casanova is totally fair." (Silencio (also, beware the eldritch reality warping power of the Shipping Chart, which has been known to infect other fics (notably including Amelia above)))
"This machine is draining his protagonism and channeling it through me. So long as I behave in a suitably "heroic" manner, I shall be unstoppable." (Uninvited Guests)
"I knew it," he whispered in awe. "I knew it! I never stopped believing! Quick, Kurenai-sensei, do my eyes look different?" Kurenai gave him a quick study. "No." "Must have turned them off automatically," the boy mumbled. "Turned what off?" his sensei asked in exasperation. "My all-powerful eye bloodline," Kiba announced proudly, "The Shenanigan!" (Of Snakes and Time Travel)
"THEY'RE MY FUCKING SILMARILS! GIVE THEM BACK YOU THIEVING LITTLE SHIT!" (Ring-Maker)
The true summary is not the summary but rather the tags lol
I'm terrified and incredibly intrigued at the same time
Coley back on Ao3 vids!! It’s what Jesus wanted
the "CDC advises against fucking on dragonback" fic also has the tags " So Many Dead Doves You'll Think You're In A Hitchcock Film" and "Dragons Love (People) Taco." so.
EVE THE EDITOR I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING THIS
all the hsr jokes and the i volunteer for Neuvilette is. yes.
gosh Coley i love your channel and your content aaa this gives me more brainrot /vpos
May HSR and Genshin continue to slowly give us brainrot till the end of time o7
I agree o7
right there with ya
"Alternate universe: Canada."
The fic was normal. It just took place in Canada.
this came at the perfect time: ignoring my midterms and my essay
"F*** a Plant in the Name of Science" with the Vashwood pairing is my favorite.
Once, I read a fic that was tagged with "Probably improper lab procedures, and a terrible abuse of quantum mechanics"
My personal favorite I've ever written was 'gotta beat the character development into the kid with a metal bat'
My favorite one I've done
"Somehow Found Family in an Ancient Egyptian Temple"
revisiting to say as a new TMA fan i now love "No beta we kayak like tim" bc he does kayak for sureee :3
5:46 I can tell the editor added that in from experience.
please i choked when the "i volunteer" audio came up for the deagon f******
1:51 ENHYPEN MENTIONED RAHHHHHH 🦅📣🔥💯🩸
nah that’s enpen‘s new subunit tampen 💀
"Why does everything I write turn into angst?" 1) so me 2) I Heard That Piano Note, Coley!
As a professional writer, I kinda want 4:13 on a tshirt and tattooed on my body
I absolutely suggest checking out the Danny Phantom ao3 fic tags because. Oh boy. All of the doves are half-dead. They are in the trenches.
The thousand yard stare is immense
5:16 IS THIS TAG A RIDE THE CYCLONE REFERENCE
THE ARMORED TITAN BYE
I like how every reference of SPN somehow bypassed Destiel😂😂
I just LOVE all those lil references and memes you put in when readin specific tags