At 2:27 when he was doing the fake “but I , ah, uh, ah, uh” as it clearly said hold G. I went to comments to confirm that I’ll wait a week for him to put an unhuman amount of time into the game to watch If he doesn’t , then prolly wasn’t worth watching in first place lol. Only thing worse than watching him clearly ignore instructions is the cope comments “bro don’t worry I’m slow too” 🤦♂️
@@ChrisM-bn5vr nope, it takes around 1 minute to figure out how to actually land a hit properly, and not to move randomly like when you have a seizure. I presume it was just an ad, and Asmon didn't care enough to play the game normally
WOOOH!!! Thanks for playing our game!! Very motivating :D I have your videos on while working on Half Sword for a very long time. Thank you for making awesome content!
You would think when the screen darkens and you are heavy breathing you would think your character is getting tired but no continued to spam swing as his character slowly falls over and goes to sleep is so fucking funny
Yeah he isn't the smartest person to ever walk this earth. Somehow he is so bad he gets lucky and wins. But he doesn't know how or what he did and somehow doesn't actually learn how to play the game just continues on with stupidity. Another great example is when he thought he was so good at beating real people and then finally realizes he was playing against AI and finally realized how dog shit he really is. Another would be him thinking he is swinging away but his sword or whatever was getting caught on shield and armor and wonders why they weren't dying. Failing to realize his weapon was getting caught or grabbed and that he was hitting armor and the shield, and not the flesh under the armor.
How can a streamer be this bad at playing lmao I got one question, why does the game look different for me? He fights in an arena, when I play the game, I run around in some dark catacombs or something (I play it through steam)
@@bloodred255 The problem is that the devs made a tutorial in the demo of the game, so firstly you would need to play the demo and then play the "playtest". They should put a tutorial when you launch the game for the first time, because its getting annoying see people play this game and doing nothing but get fumbled
Here the main cause of your death is your attack. That is, the way you attack. You spam with very short swings, and this consumes your stamina very quickly, so you fall down, open up and die. Take big swings. You can do combos. You'll figure out the accuracy later. Only if the screen starts to go dark when swinging - stop, take a breath and try again. When you get the hang of it, you'll be able to make such muves that you can clip later
The fact the first thing he didn't try was waving the mouse while clicking and also not understanding about getting exhausted after the first time it happened really shows Asmon has a different way of thinking then most people. Don't get me wrong when he learns a game he is great at it, just his learning style always amazes me.
Ok dude we get it. You don’t have to shit on modern games every damn time there’s a decent game out. It’s just old at this point. And your point is wrong anyways. There’s plenty of games that have realistic blood.
Because of the amount of money they put up for it initially is put up by people who want the biggest return and hence they want the widest audience rather than actually serving a niche or demographic
@@iller3 Bro, are you serious? All you have to do to beat a Souls game is to grind. Max out everything, melt everything. That's why anyone can beat them.
At the beginning when Asmon's on the ground, bleeding head, he can't get his sword arm up, then finally his arm moves a little and he says "its ok guys, im winning now!" I lost my shit and laughed harder than i have in a lonnnngg time 😂
Watching asmon play new games helps me understand people like destiny’s frustrations & point of view when Asmon comes off as educated in the political market lol
I picked up a dude and tried using him as a shield while punching the other knights. But then I tripped on him and got tangled up, and basically couldn't get up again lol.
Are you thinking of Sui Generis? I think the same people work/worked on Exanima but I believe Sui Generis is technically still in (glacial) development.
This was the funniest damn thing I've seen in ages. It wasn't just the game itself it was the fact that it was you playing the game it's just a perfect blend of comedy 😅😅😅
Some tips: - the opponent doesn't have singlr health bar, but every part of his body has, so there's more to defeating your opponent then swinging your weapon in their general direction. -Armor is very well simulated: you need to aim for the gaps or use hammers. -speed and precision is critical, but going too fast can result in your weapon glitching through your target (higher framerates might help) -As the title might tell you, you can use your hands to grapple any object at any location, including the hilt of your opponents weapon.
I like how you just lightly tapped the training dummy and the game was just like "Yep. You're ready. Here's a person who want's to murder you. You'll be fine."
_"He coulda lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys and today...his wife'd be makin' him miserable, his sons'd be ingrates, and he'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl, _*_WINE!"_*
The was a game called Die By The Sword that is more similar. Also for modern games, Blade and Sorcery is quite similar, but due to using motion controllers it's easier to control the character.
There is another game like this but it's top down poe style with a history and multiple levels and an arena mode where you just do fights and buy stuff to get stronger and do better fights, it's called exanima it's pretty fun
never played metal gear rising, but now i am convinced that it was not bad game mechanics in the swing, Asmon just has a very minor case of serious brain damage
MGR has the same combat quality as layers DMC, the main difference being that the best way to defend is to intercept attacks with another attack, which makes the game even faster, Asmon never learnt how to parry with an attack, he just brute forced the game on Normal difficulty, I bear it on the hardest difficulty and it was a very well made challenge.
It’s embarrassing how long it’s taking for him to figure out how to just swing his weapon. Since when is he this bad at games? You’re holding a spear, stop trying to hit him 6 inches from his face.
Embarrassing? Judging someone for how long they take to learn something doesn't feel like a them problem tbh. You can find it funny, but it is what it is
@ him taking 30 minutes to swing the weapon one time is definitely a him problem, and it’s definitely embarrassing if it’s not a bit, but knowing him it probably is. It’s also embarrassing how easily you’re offended by a UA-cam comment.
@@SGT_R0CK_JR it's embarrassing you take the time out to comment that someone is embarrassing while in turn being embarrassing, you must be so embarrassed by this embarrassment of events you've embarrassingly ensued. Ideeut
Watching asmond fight his own self for 45 min 😂 Asmond flailing around wildly: "how do i?! Idk what im doing!" Asmond flailing around wildly: "im doing so good! I got this now! Its over! 100% boys!" 😂 Asmond flailing around wildly..
Bro is the slowest person alive. 99% of people figured out how to play competently with the first 5 minutes, using all of the mechanics. This guy hasn’t actually swung a weapon once in 30 minutes.
Funny thing, I would prefer this combat to KCD combat... I just hate the console-like-locked in stuff... I can't even stand using lock on in elden ring it feels so lame, luckily mouse allows you to stop using it all together
Idk if he's just trolling but he could check the controls literally takes 10 seconds to go into settings I always look in settings when I launch the new game. Really hard to watch
The hilarious thing about this game is it's like you can almost see how he's playing it physically. I e button mashing and flailing the mouse wildly like a spaz
There something really unsettling about a bunch of skinny shaved guys wearing next to nothing and having knife fights in an arena. There's a distinct desperation and implication of coercion in spite of there not being any officials in evidence.
This shit had me rolling when he was playing this a couple nights ago. I had my windows down eating lunch and started laughing so hard and dumb like ppl were staring
BRO this game is so easy, Click hold then swing and release to do a proper power swing that will take a head off or an arm shoot even the leg comes off.
It doesn't seem that easy, however it seems to follow very obvious logic which he's just ignoring here. This isn't a stats game where X att value says how much damage you do, it's clear that it is an actual real fighting simulation. Characters get tired, stabbing or cutting people's vitals can one-shot them and is stronger than multiple, stamina wasting hits all over the body and so on.
Half Sword VFX dev here! Thank you for playing our game!
Thank you for making it!
Game is amazing. Can’t wait for full release.
You ain't no dev
@@troonlegend8317 what is he then?
At last, a spiritual successor to 90s game 'Die By The Sword'.
dying in medival combat is less painful than watching this
At 2:27 when he was doing the fake “but I , ah, uh, ah, uh” as it clearly said hold G.
I went to comments to confirm that I’ll wait a week for him to put an unhuman amount of time into the game to watch
If he doesn’t , then prolly wasn’t worth watching in first place lol.
Only thing worse than watching him clearly ignore instructions is the cope comments “bro don’t worry I’m slow too” 🤦♂️
I've logged a few hours in this game. It plays like hand simulator. You can get better at it, but the controls will never feel good.
There's bad, and then there's asmongold bad. Bro spent half the time staring at the ground
@@Slimjim22727 as a guy who spent a day playing this game because for honor sucks, the control is janky and thats how i be most of the time
😂
This is probably the most realistic depiction of what would happen to Asmon in an actual fight so kudos to the game devs for that.
Based and true. This game looks like a filter for people who at least know more or less what to do in a fight, and those who are just clueless.
Asmongold is literally those mobile ads, where they're so bad you feel the need to do it correctly.
Bingo
Yup, he's driving me to stream right now...
The throat slash at 35:37 was absolute poetry in motion
Even Asmongold can get a perfect coup de grace once a game
15:40 "this kids done"
*fades to black*
He's done one shotting him
technically correct as they both appear to be childrens
He's right, he's the kid
His opponent was even kind enough to bash him unconscious without leaving lasting damage. Such graceful winner!
i cried laughing at shit
35:34 Perfectly timed shot *chef's kiss*
Completely by accident but still clean to see.
7:51 bro charging in to repeatedly stab a guy who couldn't stand or walk straight had me dying.
Got him
Trying skipping to 20:35 right after he says the last difficulty mode 😂
UK simulator
Im dying aaahahahha
This shit had me laughing so hard i could not stop
6:55 was a straight up prison shiv style of murder
Omg I'm doa! @38:50
bro that palmed his head like a basketball and drug him around like his lil brother 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
You have the heuristic dexterity of a old woman and gaming intellect of an under developed npc.
Thats by design 😉
I guarantee everyone playing this game for the first time would look like this, it's supposed to be weird.
@@ChrisM-bn5vr no, asmon is intelligent enough to play, but plays like a lunkhead for relatability. He’s an entertainer.
@@ChrisM-bn5vr nope, it takes around 1 minute to figure out how to actually land a hit properly, and not to move randomly like when you have a seizure. I presume it was just an ad, and Asmon didn't care enough to play the game normally
All for content, and he delivers
WOOOH!!! Thanks for playing our game!! Very motivating :D I have your videos on while working on Half Sword for a very long time. Thank you for making awesome content!
Thank you for the game! ❤️
It must be so cool to have big names play your game! All the best of luck to your team, the game is awesome.
Hey can you maybe make your game less goofy and actually skill based? I'd like to actually enjoy it thanks.
@@DZERMrBaa Skill issue huh
@DZERMrBaa I heard they designed it to make sure you, specifically, wouldn’t play it
38:09 I like how he blocked this attack with his neck. Bold strategy.
My favorite part of the vid
Bald strategy*
RDX Dev here, thanks for making our game look so dumb I hate you.
Does it have pvp? Or were they bots
lmfao
@@RogueRonin7There's no PVP yet
@@RogueRonin7There's no PVP yet
It look interesting
The fact he went that long thinking it was real players 😂
You would think when the screen darkens and you are heavy breathing you would think your character is getting tired but no continued to spam swing as his character slowly falls over and goes to sleep is so fucking funny
Yeah he isn't the smartest person to ever walk this earth. Somehow he is so bad he gets lucky and wins. But he doesn't know how or what he did and somehow doesn't actually learn how to play the game just continues on with stupidity. Another great example is when he thought he was so good at beating real people and then finally realizes he was playing against AI and finally realized how dog shit he really is. Another would be him thinking he is swinging away but his sword or whatever was getting caught on shield and armor and wonders why they weren't dying. Failing to realize his weapon was getting caught or grabbed and that he was hitting armor and the shield, and not the flesh under the armor.
@@ActuallyJamie take a break dude, jesus
@@ActuallyJamieWho is "we"?
@@Callaghan552 Which section are you referring to?
That constant jiggle move looking at the floor, I was dying at work 😂
3:43 he whispered in your ear "welcome to London"
And by the end of the video, He's still jiggling his weapon around. After an hour of playing he hasnt learnt to swing, amazing.
How can a streamer be this bad at playing lmao
I got one question, why does the game look different for me? He fights in an arena, when I play the game, I run around in some dark catacombs or something (I play it through steam)
just move on then. go to work or something
he is playing the playtest version. u are playing demo version. @nr1NPC
@@nr1NPCyour playing the Demo, hes playing PlayTest.
and how do you swing in this game?
The "Real life London" comment around 8:30 killed me
yeah, funny, Trump, Trump, Trump! KKONA yeah!
living 50miles from london, can confirm
49:52 You're Welcome.
11:23 Best trade ever lol, Asmon hits his neck and the dude plunges the sword into asmons abdomen and lets go of it.
that was hilarious. was like Oh he won? wait whats that sticking out of him ... oooh.
Bot is actually goated for that went down fighting
Asmongold...a gamers who doesn't do the tutorial and complains about the game for dying to much due to his lack of gaming intellect. Love it
to be fair, the tutorial was just 'walk forward and press G to win'
@@bloodred255 I mean the least he could've done is look at the settings and check the controls
@@bloodred255 The problem is that the devs made a tutorial in the demo of the game, so firstly you would need to play the demo and then play the "playtest". They should put a tutorial when you launch the game for the first time, because its getting annoying see people play this game and doing nothing but get fumbled
@@lipin2397asmon a big boy he could’ve done this minute amount of research
The worst part is that you are true😅 @@mathewthecrow
Dude he's literally just maniacly pressing buttons as fast as he can and hoping for a good outcome.
no wonders he comes from WOW then ;)
@fixo5132 I mean I am always happy when he tries new stuff out but this was so bad it almost looks like it was on purpose.
@@ilikepotatoes1345 the consecuences of WoW being the only game you played for 15 years
@@ilikepotatoes1345it was on purpose
Welcome to Asmon's VODs, bro. Dude is the next DSP.
The way he was jiggling the knife into his opponents had me DYING.
57:00 - "Blimy"
57:08 - "Cuckhold!"
LMFAO... The dialogue is almost as hilarious as the aimless flailing and wobbling death dance.
3:44 bro got the london welcome
Lmao 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Ahahahah
Ahahahah
Here the main cause of your death is your attack. That is, the way you attack. You spam with very short swings, and this consumes your stamina very quickly, so you fall down, open up and die. Take big swings. You can do combos. You'll figure out the accuracy later. Only if the screen starts to go dark when swinging - stop, take a breath and try again.
When you get the hang of it, you'll be able to make such muves that you can clip later
It's cute you think he cares. He does this for the views / memes. Chill.
Being shit is his brand, its all on purpouse.
@@IronMic-ee4kt its cute u think he doesn't care
I died fucking laughing at this. This video was so hilarious.
so they have internet in after life
Watch Lirik playing this game. You'll roll on the ground.
i feel weak from laughing
@@legion_sqdseriously, the slow walk away from the guy swinging in the beginning had me fucked up 😂
Heaven is a place on earth
15:46 "This kid's done" **Gets 1 shotted** LMFAO
When you shivved in the first carnage. You had me laughing at those quick stabs 😂
dude was getting folded in the fist fight. jolly good show
he bludgeoned the boogly, proper show cheerio
It's 100% a bit at this point but I genuinely despise how this man plays games like a boomer trying to figure out email.
It has to be a bit
I really hope its a bit.
With the eyebrow movements make it hilarious tho and he knows it
I mean... Nobody forces you to watch buddy
Asmongold plays Souls games competently, this is definitely a bit.
This is the funniest shit I seen in a min. Love how serious asmon is being while his character is Harlem shaking 😂
I love Asmon. The "Oh shit is that me!" childish excitement when he loads in. Wholesome guy
You can tell this dude has never been in a fist fight his entire life.
4:34 What Kamala said and felt like when she got those celebrity endorsements
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
2:22 i haven't laughed this hard in ages 😂😂
MI BOMBACLAT!!!😂
The fact the first thing he didn't try was waving the mouse while clicking and also not understanding about getting exhausted after the first time it happened really shows Asmon has a different way of thinking then most people. Don't get me wrong when he learns a game he is great at it, just his learning style always amazes me.
Your confidence right before immediate failure is hilarious
the blood in this game is so incredibly realistic... why can't modern games do this when an indie developer can create such a brutal experience?
Ok dude we get it. You don’t have to shit on modern games every damn time there’s a decent game out. It’s just old at this point. And your point is wrong anyways. There’s plenty of games that have realistic blood.
Because of the amount of money they put up for it initially is put up by people who want the biggest return and hence they want the widest audience rather than actually serving a niche or demographic
@@Sutale513 Which one? I haven't seen any game with this sort of realistic blood.
Any amount of depth in a video game and Asmon just folds
All he knows is wasd and 1 button for heavy attack. 1 more for jump and roll. Anymore it’s too much
Eh not really. He did play MH remember. That's a rough game mechanics wise.
He's a 2 buttons for roll and attack andie
@Travar1410 he played what?
@@arthurgoonie4596 Monster Hunter, specifically Monster Hunter World.
This guy beat Elden Ring?
This guy also tells you that anyone can beat _Elden Ring,_ then goes on to show you this is true by beating _Elden Ring_ himself.
Bro also beat sekiro and poe2. It’s like his neurons activate with certain games and shuts down with others
only after he "borrows" someone's MinMax build that a decent player would sleep walk through it with
It's a bit. Try thinking about things critically.
@@iller3 Bro, are you serious? All you have to do to beat a Souls game is to grind. Max out everything, melt everything. That's why anyone can beat them.
1:20 MOUSE TO SWING puts the maze on the fucking helmet. I am crying.
5:24 The fight of the BALDO's 😂 Absolute Classic. That was just pure entertainment to watch Asmon play this game! GG's 💜
Half Sword finally getting the attention it deserves
of course this barbarian is playing this game
32:00 startes understanding the game
More like he found a weapon where all he has to do is move his mouse all over the place like a maniac without trying to aim
@@jaya3582 just like ye old medival peaseants.
Beginning to believe
15:40 "This kid's done"
To be fair, I bet it was common for someone to just hack at a downed opponents heads in an attempt to cut it off. That was actually bizarrely real lol
At the beginning when Asmon's on the ground, bleeding head, he can't get his sword arm up, then finally his arm moves a little and he says "its ok guys, im winning now!" I lost my shit and laughed harder than i have in a lonnnngg time 😂
5:21 Jeff Bezos Fight simulator
jeff wins flawless victory
Somebody thought "Team America World Police" style combat would be fun.
It's insanely fun if you have any amount of hand eye coordination
"I'm winning! I'm beating him!!" said while practically dismembered and laying in a pool of his own blood
"This is all me!!" ...Dies while attacking the ground in front of the enemy.
Pure comedy gold! 😂
Such a cold duel at 36:34 imagine getting the one hit and your opponents last words as you fall unconscious is "wait whats wrong?" 😂😂😂
This is why he gained popularity streaming games like wow that depend more on stats than skill.
Funnier to watch him than competence.
Este ca Rinne siad an cluiche bruscar seo i gceann seachtaine. これを訳していただければ。よかったね。ボーナスポイント
Watching asmon play new games helps me understand people like destiny’s frustrations & point of view when Asmon comes off as educated in the political market lol
The same Guy who clown on a turn based game.
Although he started to like the genre tbf, maybe because he realized that he's bad at most video games
He gained popularity because he's funny and interesting unlike you
Haven't laughed this much at UA-cam in a long time. Bravo.
dude its so funny i die lol here.....
I picked up a dude and tried using him as a shield while punching the other knights. But then I tripped on him and got tangled up, and basically couldn't get up again lol.
Getting up with armor is nuanced, without armor, drop your weapon, use your arms to push up while squatting your legs
His little 1 inch punches had me rolling lmfao
I can’t help but picture the floppy azz movement is how Asmon really fights in reality 🤣
kingdom come deliverance 2 combat is looking good
1:54 thought it said “Small Butthurt” on the right at first glance 😅
Same
This looks like that one Kickstarter game from 10 years ago that never got delivered.
i remember something like that... what was the name of it?
Is it We Who Are About to Die? It's on Steam
Exanima
Are you thinking of Sui Generis? I think the same people work/worked on Exanima but I believe Sui Generis is technically still in (glacial) development.
or it was never deliver because no one gonna play this boring design game
This was the funniest damn thing I've seen in ages. It wasn't just the game itself it was the fact that it was you playing the game it's just a perfect blend of comedy 😅😅😅
Some tips:
- the opponent doesn't have singlr health bar, but every part of his body has, so there's more to defeating your opponent then swinging your weapon in their general direction.
-Armor is very well simulated: you need to aim for the gaps or use hammers.
-speed and precision is critical, but going too fast can result in your weapon glitching through your target (higher framerates might help)
-As the title might tell you, you can use your hands to grapple any object at any location, including the hilt of your opponents weapon.
Europe simulator starts at 6:40
Mf even said "BLIMEY!"
Average shopping mall experience in Birmingham 😁
Cause there are no firearms in this game for Muricans
England:
You could say US simulator and there wouldn't be a difference
How you just now finding out about half sword this games so amazing lol
I have seen it popping off in the algorithm lately.
@ it was in development stages for a while now but I think they are finishing it up. To be honest the demo game was great enough lol
@@Gatsquatch.300 Absolutely true. I am glad Asmon tried it.
31:32 the way he just faceplanted LMAO
3:41 this shit is so good
The perfect demonstration of action movie theatrics vs a tiny stab
I like how you just lightly tapped the training dummy and the game was just like "Yep. You're ready. Here's a person who want's to murder you. You'll be fine."
_"He coulda lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys and today...his wife'd be makin' him miserable, his sons'd be ingrates, and he'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl, _*_WINE!"_*
- Bobby B.
Medieval Bushido Blade.
The was a game called Die By The Sword that is more similar.
Also for modern games, Blade and Sorcery is quite similar, but due to using motion controllers it's easier to control the character.
Not enough throwing dirt into the eyes.
@@MsHojat Die by the sword gave me some memorable moments...laughed quite hard back in the days!
I thought the guy saying "not enough pylons to attack" at 1:20 was hilarious
There is another game like this but it's top down poe style with a history and multiple levels and an arena mode where you just do fights and buy stuff to get stronger and do better fights, it's called exanima it's pretty fun
The bald head grip into axe chop @39:00 was pure cinema
never played metal gear rising, but now i am convinced that it was not bad game mechanics in the swing, Asmon just has a very minor case of serious brain damage
Metal Gear Rising has great mechanics, Asmon has the downs.
MGR has the same combat quality as layers DMC, the main difference being that the best way to defend is to intercept attacks with another attack, which makes the game even faster, Asmon never learnt how to parry with an attack, he just brute forced the game on Normal difficulty, I bear it on the hardest difficulty and it was a very well made challenge.
It’s embarrassing how long it’s taking for him to figure out how to just swing his weapon. Since when is he this bad at games? You’re holding a spear, stop trying to hit him 6 inches from his face.
Embarrassing? Judging someone for how long they take to learn something doesn't feel like a them problem tbh. You can find it funny, but it is what it is
@ him taking 30 minutes to swing the weapon one time is definitely a him problem, and it’s definitely embarrassing if it’s not a bit, but knowing him it probably is. It’s also embarrassing how easily you’re offended by a UA-cam comment.
He's sucked for years idk what you mean he's always sucked at every game that isn't wow and even then he's ass in wow compared to so many others.
@@SGT_R0CK_JR it's embarrassing you take the time out to comment that someone is embarrassing while in turn being embarrassing, you must be so embarrassed by this embarrassment of events you've embarrassingly ensued. Ideeut
@ embarrassing
7:43 it’s like when Naruto cloned himself to find out which was the strongest
Nah its more like Twice of MHA
lol Asmon killing the dude on the ground with the knife looked like the butler from scary movie 2 stirring the mashed potatoes
Watching asmond fight his own self for 45 min 😂
Asmond flailing around wildly: "how do i?! Idk what im doing!"
Asmond flailing around wildly: "im doing so good! I got this now! Its over! 100% boys!" 😂
Asmond flailing around wildly..
Bro is the slowest person alive. 99% of people figured out how to play competently with the first 5 minutes, using all of the mechanics. This guy hasn’t actually swung a weapon once in 30 minutes.
Mom: We have KCD at home.
KCD at home:
Funny thing, I would prefer this combat to KCD combat... I just hate the console-like-locked in stuff... I can't even stand using lock on in elden ring it feels so lame, luckily mouse allows you to stop using it all together
@@Rubycheckers yeah combat in HS definitely better that KCD
Kcd1 combat is kinda scuffed but kcd2 looks far better from the footage we saw
Idk if he's just trolling but he could check the controls literally takes 10 seconds to go into settings I always look in settings when I launch the new game. Really hard to watch
Then don't tf
@jakeheape8349 no shiet just did that and left a feedback
Check the controls, poke the dummy until you at least feel comfortable interacting with a stationary object. 2-5 minutes?
This is how he plays new games.
Ur taking this too seriously
"Bro, It's over!"
*Falls mouth first into a sword*
The hilarious thing about this game is it's like you can almost see how he's playing it physically. I e button mashing and flailing the mouse wildly like a spaz
9:02 "Why is my head bleeding!?" 😮
...😆🫴 8:59 😬
this game is cool as hell, most realistic swordfighting game out there right now. if you dont believe me look up "real sword techniques in half sword"
There is also Hellish Quart
I thought this comment was gonna be one of those “look up _____ inflation to learn more” memes
@@tyresr really? That's called rule 34 of Johnson Mcdonald. Google Mcdonald rule 34 if you wanna learn more
11:30 bro that was the sickest last ditch I've ever witnessed
I'm taking you with me!
1:10 Lolol, didn't expect that there. That's a Czech Lion on that shield!
That fistfight was actually camera footage of Asmon getting into a real fight.
Bots are real players from alternate universes as you are a bot in the alternate universes.
Indeedicles
that looks like a more fked up version of Kingdom come deliverance.. damnn
Can't move your sword freely in kingdom come deliverance so I'd say kcd is the fked up one
Die by the Sword remake, sort of...
@@Rubycheckers Because it's hard to do that without looking like you're flailing all over the place...
There something really unsettling about a bunch of skinny shaved guys wearing next to nothing and having knife fights in an arena. There's a distinct desperation and implication of coercion in spite of there not being any officials in evidence.
The prison gladiator fight looked genuinely disturbing and gross.
Dad said I had too many twin brothers for an inheritance; I told him I'd see to that.
This shit had me rolling when he was playing this a couple nights ago. I had my windows down eating lunch and started laughing so hard and dumb like ppl were staring
BRO this game is so easy, Click hold then swing and release to do a proper power swing that will take a head off or an arm shoot even the leg comes off.
It doesn't seem that easy, however it seems to follow very obvious logic which he's just ignoring here. This isn't a stats game where X att value says how much damage you do, it's clear that it is an actual real fighting simulation. Characters get tired, stabbing or cutting people's vitals can one-shot them and is stronger than multiple, stamina wasting hits all over the body and so on.
7:59 "It's Just a Flesh Wound"
In this game, you play as that half of the poor people that got paid to kill the other half.
Always go unhinged brutality...
Trying to watch Asmon play any game for the first time is pure torture.
Drops weapon.... wins! Brave Sir Robin... run awaaaaaay!