This Game Is Unhinged And Brutal!

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  • @GalaxyHighMarshal
    @GalaxyHighMarshal 17 днів тому +5402

    Half Sword VFX dev here! Thank you for playing our game!

    • @Papa_Ul
      @Papa_Ul 17 днів тому +190

      Thank you for making it!

    • @2BachShakur
      @2BachShakur 17 днів тому +136

      Game is amazing. Can’t wait for full release.

    • @troonlegend8317
      @troonlegend8317 17 днів тому +21

      You ain't no dev

    • @TheWinklerDude
      @TheWinklerDude 17 днів тому +91

      @@troonlegend8317 what is he then?

    • @VeggieManUK
      @VeggieManUK 17 днів тому +34

      At last, a spiritual successor to 90s game 'Die By The Sword'.

  • @digitalealge8828
    @digitalealge8828 17 днів тому +2452

    dying in medival combat is less painful than watching this

    • @Anonemousehouse
      @Anonemousehouse 17 днів тому +71

      At 2:27 when he was doing the fake “but I , ah, uh, ah, uh” as it clearly said hold G.
      I went to comments to confirm that I’ll wait a week for him to put an unhuman amount of time into the game to watch
      If he doesn’t , then prolly wasn’t worth watching in first place lol.
      Only thing worse than watching him clearly ignore instructions is the cope comments “bro don’t worry I’m slow too” 🤦‍♂️

    • @sn5806
      @sn5806 17 днів тому +34

      I've logged a few hours in this game. It plays like hand simulator. You can get better at it, but the controls will never feel good.

    • @Slimjim22727
      @Slimjim22727 17 днів тому +56

      There's bad, and then there's asmongold bad. Bro spent half the time staring at the ground

    • @YaToGamiKuro
      @YaToGamiKuro 17 днів тому

      @@Slimjim22727 as a guy who spent a day playing this game because for honor sucks, the control is janky and thats how i be most of the time

    • @bradhawkins9605
      @bradhawkins9605 17 днів тому

      😂

  • @JDTN1985
    @JDTN1985 17 днів тому +102

    This is probably the most realistic depiction of what would happen to Asmon in an actual fight so kudos to the game devs for that.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 16 днів тому +8

      Based and true. This game looks like a filter for people who at least know more or less what to do in a fight, and those who are just clueless.

  • @pannopanno5260
    @pannopanno5260 17 днів тому +60

    Asmongold is literally those mobile ads, where they're so bad you feel the need to do it correctly.

  • @Boggity
    @Boggity 17 днів тому +56

    The throat slash at 35:37 was absolute poetry in motion

    • @An_n1
      @An_n1 16 днів тому +3

      Even Asmongold can get a perfect coup de grace once a game

  • @rjw4149
    @rjw4149 17 днів тому +571

    15:40 "this kids done"
    *fades to black*

    • @K0UK0U
      @K0UK0U 17 днів тому +15

      He's done one shotting him

    • @fnym9rdsavsffdik9a25
      @fnym9rdsavsffdik9a25 17 днів тому +3

      technically correct as they both appear to be childrens

    • @jccchu
      @jccchu 17 днів тому +6

      He's right, he's the kid

    • @Lurker_Z
      @Lurker_Z 17 днів тому +7

      His opponent was even kind enough to bash him unconscious without leaving lasting damage. Such graceful winner!

    • @Spacecadet690
      @Spacecadet690 17 днів тому +7

      i cried laughing at shit

  • @Toffeyman
    @Toffeyman 17 днів тому +99

    35:34 Perfectly timed shot *chef's kiss*

    • @matt_r.2510
      @matt_r.2510 17 днів тому +3

      Completely by accident but still clean to see.

  • @aarona5111
    @aarona5111 17 днів тому +393

    7:51 bro charging in to repeatedly stab a guy who couldn't stand or walk straight had me dying.

  • @Space__Rooster
    @Space__Rooster 17 днів тому +21

    6:55 was a straight up prison shiv style of murder

  • @buddylee19082
    @buddylee19082 17 днів тому +29

    Omg I'm doa! @38:50
    bro that palmed his head like a basketball and drug him around like his lil brother 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @Adiluddin-w4p
    @Adiluddin-w4p 17 днів тому +992

    You have the heuristic dexterity of a old woman and gaming intellect of an under developed npc.

    • @DemolitionboyXX
      @DemolitionboyXX 17 днів тому +32

      Thats by design 😉

    • @ChrisM-bn5vr
      @ChrisM-bn5vr 17 днів тому +34

      I guarantee everyone playing this game for the first time would look like this, it's supposed to be weird.

    • @DemolitionboyXX
      @DemolitionboyXX 17 днів тому +23

      @@ChrisM-bn5vr no, asmon is intelligent enough to play, but plays like a lunkhead for relatability. He’s an entertainer.

    • @iz5808
      @iz5808 17 днів тому +63

      @@ChrisM-bn5vr nope, it takes around 1 minute to figure out how to actually land a hit properly, and not to move randomly like when you have a seizure. I presume it was just an ad, and Asmon didn't care enough to play the game normally

    • @gustavogodoy4019
      @gustavogodoy4019 17 днів тому +1

      All for content, and he delivers

  • @deod116
    @deod116 17 днів тому +1233

    WOOOH!!! Thanks for playing our game!! Very motivating :D I have your videos on while working on Half Sword for a very long time. Thank you for making awesome content!

    • @Papa_Ul
      @Papa_Ul 17 днів тому +33

      Thank you for the game! ❤️

    • @SirAwesomeVille
      @SirAwesomeVille 17 днів тому +18

      It must be so cool to have big names play your game! All the best of luck to your team, the game is awesome.

    • @DZERMrBaa
      @DZERMrBaa 17 днів тому +2

      Hey can you maybe make your game less goofy and actually skill based? I'd like to actually enjoy it thanks.

    • @rabbitincarnate655
      @rabbitincarnate655 17 днів тому +79

      ​@@DZERMrBaa Skill issue huh

    • @Alex-l3l1j
      @Alex-l3l1j 17 днів тому +73

      @DZERMrBaa I heard they designed it to make sure you, specifically, wouldn’t play it

  • @ElderGamerX
    @ElderGamerX 17 днів тому +118

    38:09 I like how he blocked this attack with his neck. Bold strategy.

  • @LouBettino
    @LouBettino 17 днів тому +147

    RDX Dev here, thanks for making our game look so dumb I hate you.

  • @Jitter4788
    @Jitter4788 17 днів тому +11

    The fact he went that long thinking it was real players 😂

  • @dylansmith6078
    @dylansmith6078 17 днів тому +248

    You would think when the screen darkens and you are heavy breathing you would think your character is getting tired but no continued to spam swing as his character slowly falls over and goes to sleep is so fucking funny

    • @ActuallyJamie
      @ActuallyJamie 17 днів тому +8

      Yeah he isn't the smartest person to ever walk this earth. Somehow he is so bad he gets lucky and wins. But he doesn't know how or what he did and somehow doesn't actually learn how to play the game just continues on with stupidity. Another great example is when he thought he was so good at beating real people and then finally realizes he was playing against AI and finally realized how dog shit he really is. Another would be him thinking he is swinging away but his sword or whatever was getting caught on shield and armor and wonders why they weren't dying. Failing to realize his weapon was getting caught or grabbed and that he was hitting armor and the shield, and not the flesh under the armor.

    • @leeharvey960
      @leeharvey960 17 днів тому +8

      ​@@ActuallyJamie take a break dude, jesus

    • @Callaghan552
      @Callaghan552 17 днів тому

      ​@@ActuallyJamieWho is "we"?

    • @ActuallyJamie
      @ActuallyJamie 17 днів тому

      @@Callaghan552 Which section are you referring to?

    • @compostsmurf5519
      @compostsmurf5519 16 днів тому +1

      That constant jiggle move looking at the floor, I was dying at work 😂

  • @gottobekidingme
    @gottobekidingme 17 днів тому +69

    3:43 he whispered in your ear "welcome to London"

  • @aaa-sz9ul
    @aaa-sz9ul 17 днів тому +484

    And by the end of the video, He's still jiggling his weapon around. After an hour of playing he hasnt learnt to swing, amazing.

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 17 днів тому +51

      How can a streamer be this bad at playing lmao
      I got one question, why does the game look different for me? He fights in an arena, when I play the game, I run around in some dark catacombs or something (I play it through steam)

    • @upackglitchsomewone9549
      @upackglitchsomewone9549 17 днів тому +11

      just move on then. go to work or something

    • @made.fresh.daily.
      @made.fresh.daily. 17 днів тому

      he is playing the playtest version. u are playing demo version. ​@nr1NPC

    • @ah5308
      @ah5308 17 днів тому

      ​@@nr1NPCyour playing the Demo, hes playing PlayTest.

    • @soberTrezviy
      @soberTrezviy 17 днів тому +1

      and how do you swing in this game?

  • @AnonningAnon
    @AnonningAnon 17 днів тому +19

    The "Real life London" comment around 8:30 killed me

    • @landobets
      @landobets 16 днів тому

      yeah, funny, Trump, Trump, Trump! KKONA yeah!

    • @highjim7778
      @highjim7778 15 днів тому

      living 50miles from london, can confirm

  • @random5030
    @random5030 17 днів тому +10

    49:52 You're Welcome.

  • @aaa-sz9ul
    @aaa-sz9ul 17 днів тому +113

    11:23 Best trade ever lol, Asmon hits his neck and the dude plunges the sword into asmons abdomen and lets go of it.

    • @asmosisyup2557
      @asmosisyup2557 17 днів тому +13

      that was hilarious. was like Oh he won? wait whats that sticking out of him ... oooh.

    • @JahChillah
      @JahChillah 17 днів тому +13

      Bot is actually goated for that went down fighting

  • @VodKaSlam
    @VodKaSlam 17 днів тому +410

    Asmongold...a gamers who doesn't do the tutorial and complains about the game for dying to much due to his lack of gaming intellect. Love it

    • @bloodred255
      @bloodred255 17 днів тому +37

      to be fair, the tutorial was just 'walk forward and press G to win'

    • @dennishiestermann3055
      @dennishiestermann3055 17 днів тому +49

      @@bloodred255 I mean the least he could've done is look at the settings and check the controls

    • @lipin2397
      @lipin2397 17 днів тому +24

      ​@@bloodred255 The problem is that the devs made a tutorial in the demo of the game, so firstly you would need to play the demo and then play the "playtest". They should put a tutorial when you launch the game for the first time, because its getting annoying see people play this game and doing nothing but get fumbled

    • @mathewthecrow
      @mathewthecrow 17 днів тому +23

      @@lipin2397asmon a big boy he could’ve done this minute amount of research

    • @lipin2397
      @lipin2397 17 днів тому +2

      The worst part is that you are true😅 ​@@mathewthecrow

  • @ilikepotatoes1345
    @ilikepotatoes1345 17 днів тому +130

    Dude he's literally just maniacly pressing buttons as fast as he can and hoping for a good outcome.

    • @fixo5132
      @fixo5132 17 днів тому +26

      no wonders he comes from WOW then ;)

    • @ilikepotatoes1345
      @ilikepotatoes1345 17 днів тому +12

      @fixo5132 I mean I am always happy when he tries new stuff out but this was so bad it almost looks like it was on purpose.

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 17 днів тому +8

      @@ilikepotatoes1345 the consecuences of WoW being the only game you played for 15 years

    • @Dave14524
      @Dave14524 17 днів тому

      @@ilikepotatoes1345it was on purpose

    • @thequestbro
      @thequestbro 17 днів тому

      Welcome to Asmon's VODs, bro. Dude is the next DSP.

  • @theStr4yD0g
    @theStr4yD0g 17 днів тому +3

    The way he was jiggling the knife into his opponents had me DYING.

  • @cml524
    @cml524 16 днів тому +1

    57:00 - "Blimy"
    57:08 - "Cuckhold!"
    LMFAO... The dialogue is almost as hilarious as the aimless flailing and wobbling death dance.

  • @ThePointlessBox_
    @ThePointlessBox_ 17 днів тому +134

    3:44 bro got the london welcome

  • @Dimu3yc
    @Dimu3yc 17 днів тому +81

    Here the main cause of your death is your attack. That is, the way you attack. You spam with very short swings, and this consumes your stamina very quickly, so you fall down, open up and die. Take big swings. You can do combos. You'll figure out the accuracy later. Only if the screen starts to go dark when swinging - stop, take a breath and try again.
    When you get the hang of it, you'll be able to make such muves that you can clip later

    • @IronMic-ee4kt
      @IronMic-ee4kt 17 днів тому +14

      It's cute you think he cares. He does this for the views / memes. Chill.

    • @UnusualDeathCause
      @UnusualDeathCause 17 днів тому +9

      Being shit is his brand, its all on purpouse.

    • @mewre2062
      @mewre2062 17 днів тому +1

      @@IronMic-ee4kt its cute u think he doesn't care

  • @Ardell_Drelzexian
    @Ardell_Drelzexian 17 днів тому +238

    I died fucking laughing at this. This video was so hilarious.

    • @tomasdqwx2781
      @tomasdqwx2781 17 днів тому +9

      so they have internet in after life

    • @raviel498
      @raviel498 17 днів тому +2

      Watch Lirik playing this game. You'll roll on the ground.

    • @legion_sqd
      @legion_sqd 17 днів тому +6

      i feel weak from laughing

    • @theloniousvic
      @theloniousvic 17 днів тому +3

      @@legion_sqdseriously, the slow walk away from the guy swinging in the beginning had me fucked up 😂

    • @phillipstewart2031
      @phillipstewart2031 17 днів тому

      Heaven is a place on earth

  • @Rescultir
    @Rescultir 17 днів тому +1

    15:46 "This kid's done" **Gets 1 shotted** LMFAO

  • @Old_Grey
    @Old_Grey 16 днів тому

    When you shivved in the first carnage. You had me laughing at those quick stabs 😂

  • @StopVonno
    @StopVonno 17 днів тому +73

    dude was getting folded in the fist fight. jolly good show

    • @Spacecadet690
      @Spacecadet690 17 днів тому +9

      he bludgeoned the boogly, proper show cheerio

  • @TXNIZ
    @TXNIZ 17 днів тому +1035

    It's 100% a bit at this point but I genuinely despise how this man plays games like a boomer trying to figure out email.

    • @EpicDeception
      @EpicDeception 17 днів тому +120

      It has to be a bit

    • @Michael-ex8lk
      @Michael-ex8lk 17 днів тому +84

      I really hope its a bit.

    • @SavingPvtBryan32
      @SavingPvtBryan32 17 днів тому +52

      With the eyebrow movements make it hilarious tho and he knows it

    • @MajinII
      @MajinII 17 днів тому +50

      I mean... Nobody forces you to watch buddy

    • @lordshadow19
      @lordshadow19 17 днів тому +37

      Asmongold plays Souls games competently, this is definitely a bit.

  • @shawncampbell92
    @shawncampbell92 17 днів тому +28

    This is the funniest shit I seen in a min. Love how serious asmon is being while his character is Harlem shaking 😂

  • @devinloew7681
    @devinloew7681 17 днів тому +1

    I love Asmon. The "Oh shit is that me!" childish excitement when he loads in. Wholesome guy

  • @V0ltron
    @V0ltron 17 днів тому +2

    You can tell this dude has never been in a fist fight his entire life.

  • @IntentionalGains
    @IntentionalGains 17 днів тому +90

    4:34 What Kamala said and felt like when she got those celebrity endorsements

  • @frodnipper
    @frodnipper 17 днів тому +28

    2:22 i haven't laughed this hard in ages 😂😂

  • @savantslacker9117
    @savantslacker9117 17 днів тому +11

    The fact the first thing he didn't try was waving the mouse while clicking and also not understanding about getting exhausted after the first time it happened really shows Asmon has a different way of thinking then most people. Don't get me wrong when he learns a game he is great at it, just his learning style always amazes me.

  • @gucciflockajuice
    @gucciflockajuice 17 днів тому +3

    Your confidence right before immediate failure is hilarious

  • @simonphoenix3789
    @simonphoenix3789 17 днів тому +4

    the blood in this game is so incredibly realistic... why can't modern games do this when an indie developer can create such a brutal experience?

    • @Sutale513
      @Sutale513 17 днів тому

      Ok dude we get it. You don’t have to shit on modern games every damn time there’s a decent game out. It’s just old at this point. And your point is wrong anyways. There’s plenty of games that have realistic blood.

    • @buddhaspriest
      @buddhaspriest 17 днів тому

      Because of the amount of money they put up for it initially is put up by people who want the biggest return and hence they want the widest audience rather than actually serving a niche or demographic

    • @simonphoenix3789
      @simonphoenix3789 16 днів тому +1

      @@Sutale513 Which one? I haven't seen any game with this sort of realistic blood.

  • @Gurgio
    @Gurgio 17 днів тому +68

    Any amount of depth in a video game and Asmon just folds

    • @BobbyFlay14
      @BobbyFlay14 17 днів тому +21

      All he knows is wasd and 1 button for heavy attack. 1 more for jump and roll. Anymore it’s too much

    • @Travar1410
      @Travar1410 17 днів тому +3

      Eh not really. He did play MH remember. That's a rough game mechanics wise.

    • @РаЫо
      @РаЫо 17 днів тому +5

      He's a 2 buttons for roll and attack andie

    • @arthurgoonie4596
      @arthurgoonie4596 17 днів тому

      ​@Travar1410 he played what?

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 16 днів тому

      @@arthurgoonie4596 Monster Hunter, specifically Monster Hunter World.

  • @mikemose13y41
    @mikemose13y41 17 днів тому +84

    This guy beat Elden Ring?

    • @Lurker_Z
      @Lurker_Z 17 днів тому +17

      This guy also tells you that anyone can beat _Elden Ring,_ then goes on to show you this is true by beating _Elden Ring_ himself.

    • @jgsource552
      @jgsource552 17 днів тому +23

      Bro also beat sekiro and poe2. It’s like his neurons activate with certain games and shuts down with others

    • @iller3
      @iller3 17 днів тому +5

      only after he "borrows" someone's MinMax build that a decent player would sleep walk through it with

    • @matt_r.2510
      @matt_r.2510 17 днів тому

      It's a bit. Try thinking about things critically.

    • @Lurker_Z
      @Lurker_Z 17 днів тому +9

      @@iller3 Bro, are you serious? All you have to do to beat a Souls game is to grind. Max out everything, melt everything. That's why anyone can beat them.

  • @lebawsski
    @lebawsski 17 днів тому +25

    1:20 MOUSE TO SWING puts the maze on the fucking helmet. I am crying.

  • @Twitch.tv_princeavenue
    @Twitch.tv_princeavenue 9 днів тому

    5:24 The fight of the BALDO's 😂 Absolute Classic. That was just pure entertainment to watch Asmon play this game! GG's 💜

  • @Slamboni4k
    @Slamboni4k 17 днів тому +3

    Half Sword finally getting the attention it deserves

  • @muribnightmare7591
    @muribnightmare7591 17 днів тому +40

    of course this barbarian is playing this game

  • @Badiqx
    @Badiqx 17 днів тому +58

    32:00 startes understanding the game

    • @jaya3582
      @jaya3582 17 днів тому +13

      More like he found a weapon where all he has to do is move his mouse all over the place like a maniac without trying to aim

    • @daerivoresilvein1420
      @daerivoresilvein1420 17 днів тому +11

      @@jaya3582 just like ye old medival peaseants.

    • @tommax1626
      @tommax1626 17 днів тому +1

      Beginning to believe

  • @Mult1Core
    @Mult1Core 17 днів тому +16

    15:40 "This kid's done"

  • @brianwagner8291
    @brianwagner8291 17 днів тому +3

    To be fair, I bet it was common for someone to just hack at a downed opponents heads in an attempt to cut it off. That was actually bizarrely real lol

  • @Froggy_Bomb
    @Froggy_Bomb 17 днів тому +2

    At the beginning when Asmon's on the ground, bleeding head, he can't get his sword arm up, then finally his arm moves a little and he says "its ok guys, im winning now!" I lost my shit and laughed harder than i have in a lonnnngg time 😂

  • @Tomista4433
    @Tomista4433 17 днів тому +23

    5:21 Jeff Bezos Fight simulator

  • @captzero007
    @captzero007 17 днів тому +15

    Somebody thought "Team America World Police" style combat would be fun.

    • @druid4243
      @druid4243 17 днів тому +2

      It's insanely fun if you have any amount of hand eye coordination

  • @-alostsoul-6902
    @-alostsoul-6902 17 днів тому +4

    "I'm winning! I'm beating him!!" said while practically dismembered and laying in a pool of his own blood

  • @dubbzcw5189
    @dubbzcw5189 17 днів тому

    "This is all me!!" ...Dies while attacking the ground in front of the enemy.
    Pure comedy gold! 😂

  • @Not_daniel_here
    @Not_daniel_here 16 днів тому

    Such a cold duel at 36:34 imagine getting the one hit and your opponents last words as you fall unconscious is "wait whats wrong?" 😂😂😂

  • @herpderp1662
    @herpderp1662 17 днів тому +97

    This is why he gained popularity streaming games like wow that depend more on stats than skill.

    • @andrewalexander7363
      @andrewalexander7363 17 днів тому +7

      Funnier to watch him than competence.

    • @Mikesusendsadasdc
      @Mikesusendsadasdc 17 днів тому +1

      Este ca Rinne siad an cluiche bruscar seo i gceann seachtaine. これを訳していただければ。よかったね。ボーナスポイント

    • @Anonemousehouse
      @Anonemousehouse 17 днів тому +4

      Watching asmon play new games helps me understand people like destiny’s frustrations & point of view when Asmon comes off as educated in the political market lol

    • @rieskyalief7309
      @rieskyalief7309 17 днів тому

      The same Guy who clown on a turn based game.
      Although he started to like the genre tbf, maybe because he realized that he's bad at most video games

    • @jakeheape8349
      @jakeheape8349 17 днів тому +6

      He gained popularity because he's funny and interesting unlike you

  • @cpk9497
    @cpk9497 17 днів тому +22

    Haven't laughed this much at UA-cam in a long time. Bravo.

    • @tzunnynib
      @tzunnynib 16 днів тому

      dude its so funny i die lol here.....

  • @Azrael79a
    @Azrael79a 17 днів тому +11

    I picked up a dude and tried using him as a shield while punching the other knights. But then I tripped on him and got tangled up, and basically couldn't get up again lol.

    • @buddhaspriest
      @buddhaspriest 17 днів тому

      Getting up with armor is nuanced, without armor, drop your weapon, use your arms to push up while squatting your legs

  • @JAGGYCRASH
    @JAGGYCRASH 17 днів тому +2

    His little 1 inch punches had me rolling lmfao

  • @connornave93
    @connornave93 17 днів тому +2

    I can’t help but picture the floppy azz movement is how Asmon really fights in reality 🤣

  • @MrRafagigapr
    @MrRafagigapr 17 днів тому +18

    kingdom come deliverance 2 combat is looking good

  • @mkv2718
    @mkv2718 17 днів тому +19

    1:54 thought it said “Small Butthurt” on the right at first glance 😅

  • @DANIELRONCA716
    @DANIELRONCA716 17 днів тому +27

    This looks like that one Kickstarter game from 10 years ago that never got delivered.

    • @whatthefloppa2700
      @whatthefloppa2700 17 днів тому

      i remember something like that... what was the name of it?

    • @jimlthor
      @jimlthor 17 днів тому

      Is it We Who Are About to Die? It's on Steam

    • @ldlework
      @ldlework 17 днів тому

      Exanima

    • @dycedargselderbrother5353
      @dycedargselderbrother5353 17 днів тому

      Are you thinking of Sui Generis? I think the same people work/worked on Exanima but I believe Sui Generis is technically still in (glacial) development.

    • @RISERDNET
      @RISERDNET 17 днів тому

      or it was never deliver because no one gonna play this boring design game

  • @MatticusFinch1820
    @MatticusFinch1820 17 днів тому

    This was the funniest damn thing I've seen in ages. It wasn't just the game itself it was the fact that it was you playing the game it's just a perfect blend of comedy 😅😅😅

  • @erumaaro6060
    @erumaaro6060 16 днів тому

    Some tips:
    - the opponent doesn't have singlr health bar, but every part of his body has, so there's more to defeating your opponent then swinging your weapon in their general direction.
    -Armor is very well simulated: you need to aim for the gaps or use hammers.
    -speed and precision is critical, but going too fast can result in your weapon glitching through your target (higher framerates might help)
    -As the title might tell you, you can use your hands to grapple any object at any location, including the hilt of your opponents weapon.

  • @migah139
    @migah139 17 днів тому +67

    Europe simulator starts at 6:40

    • @Sargaxiist2022
      @Sargaxiist2022 17 днів тому +6

      Mf even said "BLIMEY!"

    • @qub4honor
      @qub4honor 17 днів тому +14

      Average shopping mall experience in Birmingham 😁

    • @teodavid3764
      @teodavid3764 17 днів тому

      Cause there are no firearms in this game for Muricans

    • @amirjooon454
      @amirjooon454 17 днів тому +9

      England:

    • @MW_Asura
      @MW_Asura 17 днів тому +5

      You could say US simulator and there wouldn't be a difference

  • @Gatsquatch.300
    @Gatsquatch.300 17 днів тому +29

    How you just now finding out about half sword this games so amazing lol

    • @Papa_Ul
      @Papa_Ul 17 днів тому +4

      I have seen it popping off in the algorithm lately.

    • @Gatsquatch.300
      @Gatsquatch.300 17 днів тому

      @ ​​⁠it was in development stages for a while now but I think they are finishing it up. To be honest the demo game was great enough lol

    • @Papa_Ul
      @Papa_Ul 17 днів тому

      @@Gatsquatch.300 Absolutely true. I am glad Asmon tried it.

  • @grimviking7030
    @grimviking7030 17 днів тому +5

    31:32 the way he just faceplanted LMAO

  • @hundvd_7
    @hundvd_7 17 днів тому +1

    3:41 this shit is so good
    The perfect demonstration of action movie theatrics vs a tiny stab

  • @MadastheHatter13
    @MadastheHatter13 17 днів тому +2

    I like how you just lightly tapped the training dummy and the game was just like "Yep. You're ready. Here's a person who want's to murder you. You'll be fine."

  • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
    @Ki_Adi_Mundi 17 днів тому +26

    _"He coulda lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys and today...his wife'd be makin' him miserable, his sons'd be ingrates, and he'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl, _*_WINE!"_*

  • @mraltoid19
    @mraltoid19 17 днів тому +19

    Medieval Bushido Blade.

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat 17 днів тому +1

      The was a game called Die By The Sword that is more similar.
      Also for modern games, Blade and Sorcery is quite similar, but due to using motion controllers it's easier to control the character.

    • @dycedargselderbrother5353
      @dycedargselderbrother5353 17 днів тому

      Not enough throwing dirt into the eyes.

    • @pierre-yvesdubreuil9315
      @pierre-yvesdubreuil9315 17 днів тому

      @@MsHojat Die by the sword gave me some memorable moments...laughed quite hard back in the days!

  • @aarona5111
    @aarona5111 17 днів тому +8

    I thought the guy saying "not enough pylons to attack" at 1:20 was hilarious

  • @GlaciesA
    @GlaciesA 13 днів тому +2

    There is another game like this but it's top down poe style with a history and multiple levels and an arena mode where you just do fights and buy stuff to get stronger and do better fights, it's called exanima it's pretty fun

  • @SkittleBombs
    @SkittleBombs 17 днів тому

    The bald head grip into axe chop @39:00 was pure cinema

  • @douglasflores41
    @douglasflores41 17 днів тому +28

    never played metal gear rising, but now i am convinced that it was not bad game mechanics in the swing, Asmon just has a very minor case of serious brain damage

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 17 днів тому +4

      Metal Gear Rising has great mechanics, Asmon has the downs.

    • @adsadasadsaasd4513
      @adsadasadsaasd4513 17 днів тому +4

      MGR has the same combat quality as layers DMC, the main difference being that the best way to defend is to intercept attacks with another attack, which makes the game even faster, Asmon never learnt how to parry with an attack, he just brute forced the game on Normal difficulty, I bear it on the hardest difficulty and it was a very well made challenge.

  • @SGT_R0CK_JR
    @SGT_R0CK_JR 17 днів тому +16

    It’s embarrassing how long it’s taking for him to figure out how to just swing his weapon. Since when is he this bad at games? You’re holding a spear, stop trying to hit him 6 inches from his face.

    • @MatthewKelley-mq4ce
      @MatthewKelley-mq4ce 17 днів тому

      Embarrassing? Judging someone for how long they take to learn something doesn't feel like a them problem tbh. You can find it funny, but it is what it is

    • @SGT_R0CK_JR
      @SGT_R0CK_JR 17 днів тому +8

      @ him taking 30 minutes to swing the weapon one time is definitely a him problem, and it’s definitely embarrassing if it’s not a bit, but knowing him it probably is. It’s also embarrassing how easily you’re offended by a UA-cam comment.

    • @daerivoresilvein1420
      @daerivoresilvein1420 17 днів тому +4

      He's sucked for years idk what you mean he's always sucked at every game that isn't wow and even then he's ass in wow compared to so many others.

    • @TimothyBraden-y4h
      @TimothyBraden-y4h 17 днів тому

      @@SGT_R0CK_JR it's embarrassing you take the time out to comment that someone is embarrassing while in turn being embarrassing, you must be so embarrassed by this embarrassment of events you've embarrassingly ensued. Ideeut

    • @SGT_R0CK_JR
      @SGT_R0CK_JR 17 днів тому

      @ embarrassing

  • @Cl0ne66
    @Cl0ne66 17 днів тому +7

    7:43 it’s like when Naruto cloned himself to find out which was the strongest

  • @HouseLightweight
    @HouseLightweight 15 днів тому

    lol Asmon killing the dude on the ground with the knife looked like the butler from scary movie 2 stirring the mashed potatoes

  • @J-RAD_notAnNpc
    @J-RAD_notAnNpc 15 днів тому

    Watching asmond fight his own self for 45 min 😂
    Asmond flailing around wildly: "how do i?! Idk what im doing!"
    Asmond flailing around wildly: "im doing so good! I got this now! Its over! 100% boys!" 😂
    Asmond flailing around wildly..

  • @SGT_R0CK_JR
    @SGT_R0CK_JR 17 днів тому +14

    Bro is the slowest person alive. 99% of people figured out how to play competently with the first 5 minutes, using all of the mechanics. This guy hasn’t actually swung a weapon once in 30 minutes.

  • @MathrosZiveon
    @MathrosZiveon 17 днів тому +21

    Mom: We have KCD at home.
    KCD at home:

    • @Rubycheckers
      @Rubycheckers 17 днів тому +2

      Funny thing, I would prefer this combat to KCD combat... I just hate the console-like-locked in stuff... I can't even stand using lock on in elden ring it feels so lame, luckily mouse allows you to stop using it all together

    • @petrgridin2904
      @petrgridin2904 17 днів тому +1

      @@Rubycheckers yeah combat in HS definitely better that KCD

    • @jgsource552
      @jgsource552 17 днів тому +2

      Kcd1 combat is kinda scuffed but kcd2 looks far better from the footage we saw

  • @Jarczenko
    @Jarczenko 17 днів тому +33

    Idk if he's just trolling but he could check the controls literally takes 10 seconds to go into settings I always look in settings when I launch the new game. Really hard to watch

    • @jakeheape8349
      @jakeheape8349 17 днів тому +1

      Then don't tf

    • @Jarczenko
      @Jarczenko 17 днів тому +7

      @jakeheape8349 no shiet just did that and left a feedback

    • @dycedargselderbrother5353
      @dycedargselderbrother5353 17 днів тому +2

      Check the controls, poke the dummy until you at least feel comfortable interacting with a stationary object. 2-5 minutes?

    • @matrixcom69
      @matrixcom69 17 днів тому

      This is how he plays new games.

    • @Hurstiisio
      @Hurstiisio 15 днів тому +1

      Ur taking this too seriously

  • @derago-dev
    @derago-dev 11 днів тому

    "Bro, It's over!"
    *Falls mouth first into a sword*

  • @via_negativa6183
    @via_negativa6183 17 днів тому +2

    The hilarious thing about this game is it's like you can almost see how he's playing it physically. I e button mashing and flailing the mouse wildly like a spaz

  • @briananderson1246
    @briananderson1246 17 днів тому +5

    9:02 "Why is my head bleeding!?" 😮
    ...😆🫴 8:59 😬

  • @FeeIRG
    @FeeIRG 17 днів тому +15

    this game is cool as hell, most realistic swordfighting game out there right now. if you dont believe me look up "real sword techniques in half sword"

    • @kaancesur-19
      @kaancesur-19 17 днів тому +2

      There is also Hellish Quart

    • @tyresr
      @tyresr 17 днів тому

      I thought this comment was gonna be one of those “look up _____ inflation to learn more” memes

    • @kaancesur-19
      @kaancesur-19 17 днів тому

      @@tyresr really? That's called rule 34 of Johnson Mcdonald. Google Mcdonald rule 34 if you wanna learn more

  • @jaycurlz8091
    @jaycurlz8091 17 днів тому +5

    11:30 bro that was the sickest last ditch I've ever witnessed

  • @NiMareQ
    @NiMareQ 15 днів тому

    1:10 Lolol, didn't expect that there. That's a Czech Lion on that shield!

  • @mateusfolletto6142
    @mateusfolletto6142 15 днів тому

    That fistfight was actually camera footage of Asmon getting into a real fight.

  • @bobstupaksvegasworld4098
    @bobstupaksvegasworld4098 17 днів тому +4

    Bots are real players from alternate universes as you are a bot in the alternate universes.

  • @smilerman
    @smilerman 17 днів тому +9

    that looks like a more fked up version of Kingdom come deliverance.. damnn

    • @Rubycheckers
      @Rubycheckers 17 днів тому +2

      Can't move your sword freely in kingdom come deliverance so I'd say kcd is the fked up one

    • @pierre-yvesdubreuil9315
      @pierre-yvesdubreuil9315 17 днів тому

      Die by the Sword remake, sort of...

    • @megadesu69
      @megadesu69 11 днів тому

      @@Rubycheckers Because it's hard to do that without looking like you're flailing all over the place...

  • @alexanderforbes1452
    @alexanderforbes1452 17 днів тому +3

    There something really unsettling about a bunch of skinny shaved guys wearing next to nothing and having knife fights in an arena. There's a distinct desperation and implication of coercion in spite of there not being any officials in evidence.

    • @Ruddline
      @Ruddline 17 днів тому +1

      The prison gladiator fight looked genuinely disturbing and gross.

    • @buddhaspriest
      @buddhaspriest 17 днів тому +1

      Dad said I had too many twin brothers for an inheritance; I told him I'd see to that.

  • @michaelklein3244
    @michaelklein3244 16 днів тому +1

    This shit had me rolling when he was playing this a couple nights ago. I had my windows down eating lunch and started laughing so hard and dumb like ppl were staring

  • @VSMGlitch
    @VSMGlitch 17 днів тому +2

    BRO this game is so easy, Click hold then swing and release to do a proper power swing that will take a head off or an arm shoot even the leg comes off.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 16 днів тому

      It doesn't seem that easy, however it seems to follow very obvious logic which he's just ignoring here. This isn't a stats game where X att value says how much damage you do, it's clear that it is an actual real fighting simulation. Characters get tired, stabbing or cutting people's vitals can one-shot them and is stronger than multiple, stamina wasting hits all over the body and so on.

  • @DJSlashnBash
    @DJSlashnBash 17 днів тому +7

    7:59 "It's Just a Flesh Wound"

  • @chittasticchitta1164
    @chittasticchitta1164 17 днів тому +7

    In this game, you play as that half of the poor people that got paid to kill the other half.

  • @d.a.baracus
    @d.a.baracus 17 днів тому +7

    Always go unhinged brutality...

  • @MikulasDana
    @MikulasDana 14 днів тому

    Trying to watch Asmon play any game for the first time is pure torture.

  • @metalfyregaming2468
    @metalfyregaming2468 15 днів тому

    Drops weapon.... wins! Brave Sir Robin... run awaaaaaay!