Sh*t Birders Say

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  • Опубліковано 24 бер 2012
  • "I no longer feel so alone in the world." -JONATHAN FRANZEN
    "As a major birder the film seemed accu-"-JANE ALEXANDER (might've been cut off)
    .............................ALSO: www.opposablechums.com............................
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  • @MikeQuinnEnto
    @MikeQuinnEnto 12 років тому +50

    All time greatest birder quote: "See that green tree?"

  • @darylbernard2616
    @darylbernard2616 6 років тому +44

    "Technically we're not supposed to be here..."

    • @anti0918
      @anti0918 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah but... we’re Citizen Scientists so it’s alright.

  • @GoMiGman
    @GoMiGman 10 років тому +40

    You gotta be a birder to relate to this. It's exactly what we bird brains do and say to the T!

  • @anti0918
    @anti0918 3 роки тому +6

    1:15 I credit watching this video so many times with why I recognized the Kirtland's I heard singing in the woods this spring.

  • @pbjonesful
    @pbjonesful 12 років тому +9

    As a birder I was sceptical when I saw the title but you really nailed it. Excellent work!

  • @maddievarias2490
    @maddievarias2490 10 років тому +21

    Only a birder can understand....

  • @sbluez6444
    @sbluez6444 4 роки тому +8

    „fairly extinct“ lmaooo

  • @jrmotmot
    @jrmotmot 12 років тому +14

    How about, "Where is the bird?" "It's right there?" 'Where?" "See where I am looking?" "Where are you looking?" "Right where the bird just flew from" "So, where did it fly to?" "Right there"....

  • @Blucougar
    @Blucougar 9 років тому +14

    Spot on, Jason. I love this! I'm also worried that I identify with so much of it.

  • @jimbradshaw4
    @jimbradshaw4 5 років тому +3

    I can't believe this hasn't got more views! Brilliant, accurate and damned funny, Thanks.

  • @UnicoiZoom
    @UnicoiZoom 2 роки тому +2

    Instant classic. Thank you!

  • @Wren4
    @Wren4 12 років тому +5

    This had me belly laughing, thanks for that-- A quick observation of another birding dilemma at .31 seconds - the left objective lens cap on your binoculars is flipped up, blocking the lens while you're looking to the left of the second hill. Classic.

  • @gelatinejaap
    @gelatinejaap 6 років тому +12

    "fairly extinct" haha

  • @doughock2281
    @doughock2281 5 років тому +4

    My wife and I have birded a dumpster behind a Burger King on Stock Island for a lesser blackback gull. Haha

  • @trogonidae
    @trogonidae 12 років тому +8

    "You brought a Crossley's?!"

  • @MrEpistolary
    @MrEpistolary 7 років тому +10

    This is a scream. My wife is already using this to mock me, and SHE's a birder also!

  • @GunnarEngblom
    @GunnarEngblom 12 років тому +4

    Pretty amazing. 10,000 views. How far can this get? Can it reach a million? I think it can! Everybody share now! It is the perfect counterpoint to all the people who have seen The Big Year. It shows a very humane and innocent side to birdwatchers. There is an interview with Jason on Birdingblogs and a chance to wind his DVD opposable chums.

  • @bettychanyichanyi2210
    @bettychanyichanyi2210 7 років тому +2

    This person nailed it. It is so hilarious because these are conversations I have had with fellow birders. I do worry that I know of which he speaks!!!!!

  • @aviaryparagraph3783
    @aviaryparagraph3783 8 років тому +4

    All I can say is: "WOW". Thanks Jason, this is a very funny video. I will recommend this to most birders I know. I think it is pivotal that the title uses an asterisk as it helps provide laughs to birders from different backgrounds and ages. "WOW!!"

    • @ubirdtv9430
      @ubirdtv9430 8 років тому

      +Aviary Paragraph Thanks!

  • @DJGelbart
    @DJGelbart 12 років тому +3

    This is hilarious!! The shot in the parking lot next to the trash at 1:41 is beautiful...

    • @ickgtib
      @ickgtib 4 місяці тому

      Reminds one time my dad stopped in a parking lot to pick up something from McDonald's, I just sticked my head out the car and watched some alpine swift, while thinking how awkward I look to all the people passing by, but then the swifts got closer to me so I didn't care about anything else...

  • @markharris5771
    @markharris5771 6 років тому +2

    First video I’ve seen of yours but I've got tears of laughter rolling down my face. Brilliant video, absolutely brilliant!

  • @LBroderickWestCountyHawkWatch
    @LBroderickWestCountyHawkWatch 4 роки тому +3

    not in the video, but this was from a day in the field a while back..... "over by the tree, behind the cow, not the first cow, the second cow, and not the green tree the deciduous branched out tree, with the broken limb, to the right of that and on the clump of dirt by the rocky out cropping" ..... good times
    West County Hawkwatch
    West Coast Hawkwatch

  • @trevorbirdingtierlist
    @trevorbirdingtierlist 5 років тому +2

    This was great. Really tickled my funny alula.

  • @spideytheloser
    @spideytheloser Рік тому +1

    This is classic humor only birders will understand

  • @soulswithin
    @soulswithin 12 років тому +2

    Thats too cute! Love the directionals! lolol
    I have those lens cap binocs, lol. I finally cut them off because one kept flapping up, and I am sure it scared the birds also!
    This is great, thnx for the laugh. Don't forget, "which way do you wanna go today?" "I dunno" "Me either, can;t make up my mind!"

  • @iWhinny
    @iWhinny 10 років тому +3

    I absolutely love this video!

  • @francesmacdonald2234
    @francesmacdonald2234 3 роки тому +2

    I can see the wings moving...watching a plane.

  • @RBruceOz
    @RBruceOz 7 років тому +1

    just sharing this today with some Aussie Birder friends... it is so spot-on!!

    • @BoulderOakFilms
      @BoulderOakFilms  7 років тому

      R. Bruce I'd be interested to know how it plays on the other side of the planet! Congrats on the new adventure, amigo. Yer living the dream; I.e., getting the hell out!

  • @naturestudiojenfalvy
    @naturestudiojenfalvy 7 років тому +3

    Love this. Very clever!! I've shared it with many people, birders and non-birders alike. They all love it.

  • @jmt328
    @jmt328 10 років тому +5

    Just couldn't stop laughing! I've said all of those!

  • @PrapsBIO
    @PrapsBIO 12 років тому +1

    Priceless. Makes me want to make my own video of strange terminology non-birders don't understand. Loved (and own) Opposable Chums by the way.

  • @francesmacdonald2234
    @francesmacdonald2234 3 роки тому +1

    PRICELESS!

  • @whitewalls4409
    @whitewalls4409 Рік тому +1

    Awesome!!!

  • @RelicLTD
    @RelicLTD 11 років тому +1

    Laughing so hard. Excellent topic, and even more excellent performance and editing.

  • @leenybear4719
    @leenybear4719 8 років тому +2

    I love birds sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!

  • @julietennis4587
    @julietennis4587 Рік тому +1

    This made my day! :D

  • @JChucker
    @JChucker 11 років тому +3

    My birding buddy and I now commonly use lines from your wonderful video. Can't wait for your encore (although I did see a 2nd one you did that was excellent, too). Thanks!!!

  • @mikebysouth105
    @mikebysouth105 2 роки тому +2

    Hmmmm. Note one of the bino lenses has it's cover on when he's looking at something. :-)

  • @egg05
    @egg05 12 років тому +1

    Loved it, thanks for the bird themed giggles!

  • @spindalis79
    @spindalis79 12 років тому +1

    What about...Oh just another LBJ, it's 2:00 in that tree at 40 percent near the area where the tree forks. Where are my bins? Ahhh..crap it flew... You see where the light is shining on that branch? Just 5 feet up from that and a little to the right. Is that a Snowy Owl or some styrofoam?
    A great late night quote I have uttered several times to non-birders.... "Um, there are warblers going over."

  • @kaymad143
    @kaymad143 8 років тому +1

    So...I have shared this video (several times) on my own page and most recently the CT BIrding page. I have also shared it directly with some birders I have met since I watched it. I laugh just as much every time I watch it! :-) Ummmm....laughing means relating, right? :-)

    • @BoulderOakFilms
      @BoulderOakFilms  8 років тому

      +Jerilyn Duefrene Thanks, Jerilyn. In fact, the video was produced entirely within The Great State of Connecticut.

    • @kaymad143
      @kaymad143 5 років тому +1

      @@BoulderOakFilms That is so cool! I purchased the video of the World of Series from Cape May - Opposable Chums and I love it! I have told quite a few birders about it too!

  • @langofarias6010
    @langofarias6010 9 років тому +2

    fantastic!!!

  • @maryhorowitz4467
    @maryhorowitz4467 6 років тому +1

    Brilliant. Absolutely accurate.

  • @SeantheBioBro
    @SeantheBioBro 2 роки тому +1

    Nailed it

  • @Lilybet1316
    @Lilybet1316 8 років тому +1

    Love this - laughed out loud at the accuracy and I have said them all!

  • @ArchitecturalRuin57
    @ArchitecturalRuin57 12 років тому

    Best video I've seen in a long time - VERY funny!!

  • @loopysoup2487
    @loopysoup2487 2 роки тому +2

    hilarious!!!

  • @jpmckenna
    @jpmckenna 12 років тому

    Fantastic!!

  • @star.admiral
    @star.admiral 5 років тому +1

    Whoa!

  • @williamsond1
    @williamsond1 12 років тому

    Awesome! Thanks for sharing!

  • @mrmosty5167
    @mrmosty5167 10 років тому +6

    Let's see if we can pish it in.

  • @joycewatson6579
    @joycewatson6579 5 років тому +2

    OMG! I laughed and laughed. Been there, etc.

  • @lanewalp8727
    @lanewalp8727 2 роки тому +1

    Bravo

  • @ssavia
    @ssavia 11 років тому

    What fun!! Thank you!

  • @jenniferreck2426
    @jenniferreck2426 12 років тому +1

    I've said all those things! Thank you for the good laugh!

  • @bobfarmer4085
    @bobfarmer4085 2 роки тому

    Yep!

  • @scrubjay93
    @scrubjay93 12 років тому +1

    superb!

    • @ickgtib
      @ickgtib 4 місяці тому

      Superb lyrebird?

  • @bridgetteglass7682
    @bridgetteglass7682 7 років тому +1

    So true!

  • @FollowThomas
    @FollowThomas 3 роки тому +1

    Ha-ha, that was good! 🤣

  • @quigdette
    @quigdette 12 років тому

    brilliant!

  • @patrickhanly7458
    @patrickhanly7458 2 роки тому +2

    Calling out the "green tree" is because it is surrounded by leafless "snags". Any birder would understand this but yes, it does sound absurd.

  • @ahofftn
    @ahofftn 11 років тому +1

    I think that I have said all these things......

  • @sparsesalamander
    @sparsesalamander 12 років тому

    Just getting into birding and this was fun to watch.. "it only has one leg" made me lol.
    and it makes me really want someone to do one for herpers too.

  • @kaymad143
    @kaymad143 8 років тому +1

    I absolutely love this one! I have heard that laughing is a form of identifying - so be it! Over there, ya know - 2nd branch from the left near the dead tree....about half-way up!

  • @ClassicGamer62
    @ClassicGamer62 6 років тому +1

    I'm dyingggggggg this is so accurate

  • @lilBugger35
    @lilBugger35 12 років тому

    That was sweet! Thanks

  • @birdbrain56
    @birdbrain56 10 років тому

    Loved this!

  • @VelocityPartners
    @VelocityPartners 12 років тому

    Brilliant! My brother says this stuff ALL the time.

  • @MikeLyncheski
    @MikeLyncheski 12 років тому

    Good stuff!

  • @joshmaccallum-stewart2474
    @joshmaccallum-stewart2474 Рік тому +1

    While seawatching ' it's above the wave'. 😂

  • @INTRUDERVTWIN
    @INTRUDERVTWIN 12 років тому

    cool!

  • @cahabalily
    @cahabalily 6 років тому

    Love it. Please make more.

    • @BoulderOakFilms
      @BoulderOakFilms  6 років тому

      Thanks so much. If you'll search, you'll find two more, each far less funny than the previous one.

  • @philg671
    @philg671 11 років тому

    Amen.

  • @AWILDConnection
    @AWILDConnection 12 років тому

    Nice!

  • @irenebarnosell6133
    @irenebarnosell6133 9 років тому +1

    "Fairly extinct" "Yeah, there, on the green tree"...Usually, my conversations go like this (I'm too concentrated on the bird to explain others where it is): -where is it? +there, on the tree -which tree? +wait a moment... -right there? +yeah, there -are you listening to me? -what? xD SO FUNNY. Just birders can understand.

  • @noahf.7691
    @noahf.7691 10 років тому

    AWESOME!!

  • @gblan
    @gblan 12 років тому

    Ok I dont' know diddly about birding really, at least not yet. I got interested though so I bought some Bushnell 7x26 Custom Elites, iBird Pro and Birdlog. Today I'll get a hardcopy, that's a book, regional field guide. I can totally see all this stuff transpiring and really enjoyed the humor in it. Nice vid.

  • @markrskinner
    @markrskinner 9 років тому +3

    Have you got Collins? (Europe)

  • @Dcvmnaturalist
    @Dcvmnaturalist 5 років тому +1

    Guilty!

  • @BJJ0725
    @BJJ0725 12 років тому

    very funny thanks for sharing

  • @JalopyDavo
    @JalopyDavo 12 років тому

    dipping = missing or failing to see a bird

  • @karendrozda375
    @karendrozda375 9 років тому +3

    oh, it's a ..leaf bird!

  • @melissagalang4595
    @melissagalang4595 8 років тому +2

    this is funny.

  • @davearchbell9921
    @davearchbell9921 Рік тому +1

    Lol!!

  • @timongs
    @timongs 11 років тому

    That's so cool! I'm birder too :-)

  • @Gemfyre
    @Gemfyre 12 років тому

    "It's a Stick Bird!"

  • @GunnarEngblom
    @GunnarEngblom 12 років тому

    Fairly extinct! You brought Crossley's?
    Classic Jason! Hilarious.

  • @pr10rdhva
    @pr10rdhva 11 років тому

    me? Never. But I *have* called out a green tree.

  • @kcs3652
    @kcs3652 9 років тому

    Hilarious!

  • @moth2music
    @moth2music 12 років тому

    Sh*t real birders say: "uhh, where is it?" "It's right in f*ckin front of you."

  • @GardenSpider
    @GardenSpider 12 років тому

    Hilarious. I have gone to such great lengths to describe trees sometimes and had people still not get onto the bird. Maybe I should just say "green tree" next time!

  • @langofarias6010
    @langofarias6010 10 місяців тому

    Hey Jason we need an updated version 😅

    • @BoulderOakFilms
      @BoulderOakFilms  10 місяців тому

      Oh, man…
      OK: what did I leave out of this one?

  • @karendrozda375
    @karendrozda375 9 років тому +2

    pish AKA spit!

  • @55NMD
    @55NMD 12 років тому

    Very amusing but not as shitty as some if the things I say while birding!

  • @RaineeG62
    @RaineeG62 5 років тому

    I was with a group yesterday and I got the impression that they weren't seeing what they claimed to be seeing. After watching this I think I was correct. I'm going to stick with watching alone.

  • @21Rushisaband12
    @21Rushisaband12 10 років тому

    This is awesome hahaha

  • @Zzyzzyzzs
    @Zzyzzyzzs 12 років тому

    This was awesome, lord knows I catch myself saying variations of all these. Throw in a couple of straight-faced lines about jizz and it'd be perfect!

  • @jasonboyce7007
    @jasonboyce7007 12 років тому

    I have said all of that!! Green Tree !! lol

  • @danielobermeier9099
    @danielobermeier9099 6 років тому +1

    Been talking like that for a long time now :)

  • @happyninslave
    @happyninslave 11 років тому

    What the hell? I just look out my window.