Glorb - WHITE CHRISTMAS (Official Music Video)
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- Опубліковано 22 гру 2023
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THIS IS PARODY.
Merry Christmas Glorbians.
"I hope you get festive, sorry I meant fisted, you know my ass dyslexic" was the funniest and hardest shit I've heard in a long time
✋😭
The gang can take Dankton, but they need the whole Gang. No one fish can spit hot enough to overwhelm his fire.
"Dankton came to Thpit like he had a fuckin lisp, bitch" was just as clean tho
Dankton is just the best imo
Fistive*
THAT FINGER LINE WAS UNCALLED FOR
Word Pinocchio 🤥?
I was not expecting that one
I JUST HEARD IT😭
IM DYING OF LAUGHTER
It was out of nowhere
2:48
Hearing this for the first time genuinely made my jaw drop
Fr 💀
fr, I skipped over it the first time because the first part I thought was gon be trash, but Glorb never disappoints.
😭😭😭😭😭
Same bro 😭
Caught me off guard ngl
“Them bullets hit his ass and made him duck like he was lemonade”🤯🔥
Glorb has a good balance of humor and actual talent
Like at 2:48 💀
@@spongebobmiscellaneous fr 😭
@@spongebobmiscellaneous HOOLLY SHIT LMAOOOO
@@matsurischlaagen1757 Krabs Wildin
true
I actually can’t believe he captured the essence of Crabs’ love/hate relationship with Dankton and in reality they are basically friends who just never stop roasting TF out of each other 😂
krabs killed danktons wife they aint homies
@@bert8819real opps usually don't do Christmas songs together lmao
@@bert8819real opps usually don't do Christmas songs together lmao
@@bert8819real opps usually don’t do Christmas songs together lmao
@@slinkbradshaw8674they don't do anything together!
Idk if people caught on to this but even though sandy, squid ward, plankton, and krabs have their own verses in the song. Patrick and spongebob are providing most of the backing vocals for the actual hook. Loving how glorb used everyone for these tracks really making me wanting more and more
The backing vocals from both of them make it sound so cool
I feel like spongebob could have at least got a few bars in too tho
Even Dankton joined in on that “Falalalala lalalala”
"i bought myself a mistletoe my glocky tryna kiss y'all" fuckin fire line
Crazy how far glorb has gone going all the way back to The Formula which was only 6 months ago. The progression and story makes me wanna come back again and again. great job glorb, thank you :) (edit- thank u guys for the likes lol)
Croc+beans
fr
isnt that a diffent youtuber i think its yoboysponge or somthing
@@poketoast4480na it was glorb
They just have seperate songs with the same names. Glorb's was, sadly, worse. @@poketoast4480
Glorb is just a genuine poet at this point. It’s just that AI-generated Spongebob raps are his vehicle
It's really interesting. Sing it, voice replacement ai, editing and beats then we get this fire 🔥 🔥 🔥
@@kevinuribe318 I’ve tried to use ChatGPT to write rap lyrics before and they’re always corny asf and sometimes don’t even rhyme, so I doubt it
@@kevinuribe318Yo mom
@@kevinuribe318 itll be like 20 more years till ai can properly recreate hiphop. These songs have several double and triple entendres. Go to any ai model. Try to train it with modern rap. The most it can spit out is basic abab rhyme schemes with basic ending rhymes anyone could do. Aka theres no internal rhyme schemes. Glorb is definitely an artist. Whether it just be through listening to other high quality rappers or being one himself with this as a side passion project. The point is he is good at this. It has a level of genuine understanding of rap that ai doesnt have
@@chillinwithak yeah i know another artist called Hi Rez does the same thing, except the music he makes is with politicians
Mr. Swags had the Krusty Krew astonished 💀 2:55
Na he had them flabbergasted💀💀☠️
@@pryo_gaming nah he had them hornswaggled ☠️☠️
Nah he had them smeckledorffed
@@HatorroseandHim
nah he had them discombobulated
@@ZayZazhad they asses perplexed 💀💀
"Took his clause and went north, bruh you know I keep that pole on me", that triple entendre is absolutely mad.
What a wholesome and relatable moment between Mr Swags and Dankton 🥰
Oh yeh when he said 2:47
Yep realllllll “hole-some” if you now what a mean 👉🍑
the fuck have your friends been saying to you bro 😭
Surprising this was the first conversation between the two main character in the Glorbiverse
fun with the homies you know@@suedonnym
''You know my ass dyslexic'' broke me apart, Glorb kill with these bars, holy shit
Dyslexic
My step-dad broke my ass apart 😔
@@extraterrestrial8888ayo
@@extraterrestrial8888now thats carzy
proof?@@extraterrestrial8888
Sandy went off right there "Them bullets hit his ass and made him duck like he selling lemonade" 🤣Amazing bars
blud must be cookin if he is taking a month
8 days till 2 months he must be partnering up with walter white at this point
dude you had no idea
he didn't cook, his ass established a whole resturant.
Glorb straight up you're one of my favorite discoveries of 2023. You've given me a lot of smiles and laughs this year. Keep it up king, you deserve the success
Same!
P@@JoeyCaitiff
Agreed!
King
2:50 made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Squid continues to deliver the hardest bars. Thanks Glorb for continuing to deliver these masterpieces
@@SysOpQueenjoined forces to battle a common enemy, that bitch dankton
@@SysOpQueenWoo gang
@@SysOpQueencrips and bloods aren't always killing each other irl it's a set by set basis usually
@@NoNo47668like in Brooklyn NY you can see them together dropping rakes
I see him as the Heisenberg of Bikini Bottom; comming across as a straight-edge citizen, he had the real squidward hidden inside him all along, and that mf is ruthless
2:07
“AH I get it I get it I’m supposed to be the grinch GANG”
-Dankton
2:47 crabs got a bit too festive 💀💀
I like how he portrays dankton as a truly evil character. "With fentanyl that spicy base. Give that to my customer and watch they pupils dilate."
Despicable
Bro squidwock and spongeopp killed his wife without any violence before I'd say they're pretty evil too
@@NoNo47668karen was not innocent she was evil wit dankton
🦀🔥🫱🍑🫲
@@bIuecapboth sides are not good guys they both trap and kill, I wonder how many people missed this
@@DrRipps i know
Squid really got the best verse on every song…we need more from him pleaseeee
bro Sandy’s right there
@@prodbymxxnrize🗣️
So were just gonna act like dankton didn't just murder this track now huh?
@@autobot1stlieutenantjazz980 you know what, good point man
Ong the Claus part was fire
deck that halls in a minor key is crazy
You GOTTA hear "all I want for Xmas is you" in minor key. It's godly
Her: So, what kind of music do you like to listen to?
Me:....its kinda complicated?
I like the implication of Mr Swags and friends going up to their main enemy who hospitalised Spongeopp, and the person who’s wife they killed twice and asking “hey bro wanna collab?”
When you dodge the reaper this many times it starts to mean less
When you don't really die it means nothing. Kind of like Mondays, you know it's happening, why worry?
Krusty Krew kollabs the only way Plankton getting off that hologram diet
Naw this a Christmas special that ain’t happen in this world 😂😂
Bring out doodle bob
I kind of assumed that this was going to be another full Dankton track, but a full ensemble like this is really fun, especially for a Christmas track. I'm especially happy to hear Sandy again, and Squidwock has the biggest bars as always.
Squidwock literally never misses 🔥
Nah man there's no rapper that is perfect, but he's the exception
sandy solo song was bad imo this was great
@@kronoz3601 MHM was pretty damn good imo, but I can understand not liking it
Dankton literally has the only songs that even worth listening to. The rest are just mid
Nah Eugene got a little zesty with Dankton at 2:50 💀
Fr
"Im just playing Dankton"
The closest thing they ever had to friendship 😢
Brought a genuine smile to my face when krabs and dankton had a moment.
Thanks for everything Glorb, your tunes have been in my head all year and you added so much entertainment to my life.
Me 2
Makes me wonder if, in the context of all of this, it’s just a story within the songs playing on their publicly known history. Like, Plankton and Krabs decided to put this all together, together.
a truce you could say. a *christmas truce*
Same
@@nothingistguy that’s what I said
I still don't know how you produce these so quickly. They are genuinely impressive
Shows how lazy rappers are when their not hungry anymore
Probably produced way in advance with multiple worked on at the same time. There's probably a small team that breaks up the work. That could explain why this one doesn't have the typical 3D models and sticks to static images.
He also does all the shorts too
@@jayv7006the background is actually 3d, it’s most noticeable on plankton’s verse. Though I think it’s more a stylistic choice more than it possibly is different people making it.
I mean he’s doing everything on 3d I can expect them to come out easily.
Come back PLEASE WERE BORED WITHOUT YOU 😭😭😭😭
Bro he’s coming back. In his ig he already said that. And on top of it the next song is a squidwock solo😭
@@kiryukazuma8229when it droppin?
@@kiryukazuma8229squidwock on top
@@Ditto-.it done been out lol: trendsetter
Tomorrow
Glorb where you been gang these streets need that fire, we need that Squidwoc solo track 🔥🔥🔥
2:33 “Turned their ass to Nemo mum Rest In Peace my enemies” Genuinely has to be one of the HARDEST lines I’ve ever heard 😭
and the correction anonomies calling back to the dyslexia bar is so hard
@ock424 I had to listen to his verse e couple times to get everything shits better than like 95% of lyricists out here nowaday 😭
Lost my sister to a 10 year battle with cancer at about 9:15 this morning. Thank you for giving me this glimmer of happy in probably my darkest time.
2:48 really enlightened my day after my baby daddy got ran up on by randy
I'm sorry for your loss
did she see the video
sorry for your loss
TIS THE SEASON TO BE BALLIN
I have a theory that glorb is bnyx or someone like that, similar style beats and a lot of usage of his signature "wub" bass, plus he produced for another spongebob ai rap guy and it would explain connections such as the cxdy beat, it would also explain why sandy sounds very reminiscent of blp kosher as bnyx has worked with kosher in the past and he seems like the type of guy to get in on this, it could also explain sandy being a rare feature
Plus I'd like to add all of this is very yeat inspired and there are a lot of yeat type adlibs etc, plus yeat has rapped about SpongeBob before so it's a stretch but maybe yeat is part of this too
@@CountershitBaconI don’t think it’s yeat I’ve never heard anything in his music that’s clever it’s just hard whoever writes all this is an actual lyricist
I didn't even think about how Sandy's verses are reminiscent of blp kosher till I read your comment but you're actually right
I'm pretty sure Glorb isn't American. In this video "tons" is spelled "tonnes", and in STD "liter" is spelled "litre". I don't know much about British or Australian rappers so I can't say who it might be.
Squidward vs Squilliam arc would go so hard
Judging by how much Dankton gets shat on in the last few songs, I think it's safe to say he's cooking up a BANGER rn.
Dankton, Manray and the dirty bubble would go hard
@@fiercetatsu6782xanray could have insane potential
@@fiercetatsu6782 BROO I didn't even think of that😂
@@fiercetatsu6782Agreed
Last few songs? The only songs released before this one dissing dankton is the bottom 2, and that's after dnd and vengeance
That dankton verse was crazy 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥
ong bro glorb cooked
Getting the AI to actually lisp out lisp and bitch was fucking amazing
@@e_12kesha74 big facts!
Dankton spitting
@@QupidDaDonnah he thpitting
Bro vanished at his peak
Glorb ain’t dropped in a hot minute honestly
i love the subtle hint that despite hating eachother, dankton and mr. swags are still friends like the real mr krabs and plankton
kinda crazy since dankton literally shot spongebob and destroyed half of bikini bottom
@@notstruebs dont hate the player, hate the game; that's just business, nothing personal, they both know that
@@notstruebs Wouldn't be surprising if it's all just a theater play or something like that, except for this video collab, Plankton and Krabs' crew wouldn't make a Christmas song together if all that war was "canon".
I wasnt down with it at first, but it got better and better as it went on. Dankton went hard af
idk why but the "falalala" parts with Spongeopp and P.A.T. singing together went really hard
GANG
every single time man, dankton goes harder than he should
@@bighillraftokay this is unrelated, but even though i know his name is P.A.T, i will only ever call him PATRICH
@@BoBoles-gp9mi lmao
"So, what type of music do you like listening to?"
"and made him duck like he sell lemonade" HOLLLYYY SHIIIIITTTTT 😂😂😂😂
DANKTON DID IT AGAIN!🎄
Firts
YEAA
the song hasnt started streaming yet lmao
No he didn’t bro 😭, theirs no way this is a diss
The song ain’t even released yet
A music series so good that they made an entire holiday special 🔥🔥🔥❄️❄️🎄🎄🎄
"I threw up a C its not for Christmas I'm a crip hoe" was one of the best lines I've heard and the flow fit well with the lines
Its been 4 weeks and im still listening to this...like wtf...
You been cooking in the studio differently lately.
Shit so good it bops in January
I’m saying
fr
i only found this bc critical made a vid about it. im loving these
Its bouta be poppin in February too
Shit so good that it bops in February
He did not have to go this hard for a Christmas special, but here we are with one of the hardest Christmas tracks ever. Damn
Dankton went wild on this he's the winner
Glorb’s really making us wait for this next video.
"Made him duck like he make lemonade" 🤣🤣🤣 I feel like yall aint catch that
got any grapes?
and then he waddled away
Waddle, Waddle
til the very next day
Bum bum bum bum
This is literally the only new artist from this time that I listen to.
I can't even tell if this whole series was just a funny joke, or genuine, but there's still more heart and soul in all your music so far then any of the recent artists of this decade.
I think it was a combination of "lol what if spongebob characters did gangsta rap" and an experiment with AI, but then it turned more serious as it went on
I especially like the heart and soul when Sandy talks about her big titties bouncing with the sleigh
@dontkickmychick6076 Regardless I'm here for it lol
@dontkickmychick6076 I'm here for it either way. Nearly all the songs I've listened to more then nearly 100 times already. (Besides dumbbells. Idk that just didn't get me. XD)
This is someone whos inside the industry doing this shit as probably just a hobby. Bars and production are too good for it to be a random person. I wonder who glorb is.
Safe to say, the never ending rivalry in Bikini Bottom has come to an end...
2:16 those eyes had too much of the “sugar”
Bro u know im dislexic i read “thos lies had too much of teh ligule”
I love when Glorb fills us glorbians with his juicy content 😂
Ayo 🤨📸
That’s wild 😂
hol up 🤔
Ayo cuuzz 📸🤳
Pause my guy
glorb never fails to fill me up with his content
Ayo
krabs bendin you over
Ayo pause
"His content"
get a new joke oh my fucking god, people
1:29 duck like he saw lemonade ahhhh goof ol 2010
i'm glad to see this confirms what i thought was true, this is just a rap beef and they dont actually wanna kill eachother
WE’RE MAKING IT OUTTA THE 🎄🎅WORKSHOP WITH THIS ONE!!! 📣📣📣
Gang
GANG GANG
HELLL YEAAAAAAAAH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
My Asian ass wish🥲
Glorb confirmed British. Uses “Tonne” instead of “ton” and “arse” instead of “ass.” Love the song
its cause krabs speaks like a pirate and a pirate would 100% say arse instead of ass
“Mum” for Nemo’s mom, too
3 months after december and this shit still hits hard
Glorb is literally unstoppable bro. These bars are neverending.
2:48 hes gonna WHAT?
you heard him..
I hope that more characters come in to help Dankton cause right now it's like Thanos vs everyone
You know bubble bass flow go crazy with the way he order burgers
We need mermaidman and barnacle boy to join.
@@ups-gaming-officialAfter SpongeBob season 14, the last thing I want to see right now is more Bubble Bass. 😩
Bro, we got Flats Flounder, Tattletale Strangler, DoodleBob, Man Ray, etc. there's so many options right there.
The dirty bubble and man ray
Finally getting some real recognition. Just saw the MoistCritikal's video and I'm so happy for you my man, came a long way since I 1st started on STD, still the best song imo.
Deserved recognition, keep it up.
Did glory just give up without even finishing this masterpiece he created
its been a month bruh chill🤣
Thanks for being one of the highlights of my year, Glorb. Hope you had fun making these for us, because we will always be hungry for more. Happy holidays Glorb team
I 2nd that
"LETS DECK THE FLOOR WITH THOTS AND SHAWTIES" WENT SO HARD BRO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
dankton coming in with "GANG" will never not go hard 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
its been a month yall know he cookin something up
The way he’s able to give each one their own flow is wild. Truly talented💖
Glorb never fails to pump me up with his joyful content until I scream with joy
pause
pause
glorb always blesses me with his essence
hold up wait a minute somethin aint right
Ayo?
shits still a bop in march
And when the world needed him most he vanished
Fr
Glorb never fails to leave me leaking for hours with his amazing content
🧐
wdym by this?😭
@@yuro2575 leaking TEARS of happiness, obviously
@@datboi9994SO WHY DIDNT HE SAY THAT
🤨
That “duck lemonade” bar went over alotta heads but that shit was wild 😂😂
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS, the man is genius
that cease and desist hit 😭😭
We need a Pearl track!!!!
"Dankton came to thpit" with that shot from spongebob went unreasonably hard.
mannnn do not stop making these, if they werent about spongebob i could see your songs blowing up like crazy you got talent
Dankton's "dyslexic" line at the start, which is reprised at the end of the verse as well, went too dang smooth. Damn.
2:50 swags went hard here XD
He was HARD
@@MNSFMAN💀
Glorb is so talented how does he makes make these so good?
He actually writes and raps the song normally, then puts on a spongebob voice changer, so its actually not ai sing
@@Gloinky I think he means that the songs themselves are good
I'm almost positive this is just an already mainstream artist on a side quest
@@damntravis6056 side quest💀
because he's t-pain in disguise
And then that was the last Glorb song we ever got to hear. The End.
SIKE
The fact that Sandy has more bars than actual female rappers is wild
That dankton verse carried the whole thing. Im going to be relistening to that piece onlt god damn
squidwock werse was azming
WE PROPPIN' UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
the beef between dankton and crabs is fire
Well its been a month I wonder what he's cooking
He needs to shut up
nuh uh@@Ghostbusters_pueblo
@@Ghostbusters_pueblo this is the second comment I've seen you on telling him to shut up
@@peabodysherman6867 he's been on my discord server being a total jerk
Unironically one of the best Christmas songs. This goes hard as hell.
WE PROPPIN' UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
When is Squidward getting his own solo song
When we out this
They made their radio hit
2:09 best plankton verse
The Krusty Crew and Dankton on the same track is something I never knew I needed🔥🔥🔥
Sandy dropping all the MMA references went hard
1:23 DAYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
the collab nobody expected, absolute heat as always 🔥🔥🔥(we dont talk about what swags said)
glorb always got to have a sus line
.
@@thedogsaidmoneyrealHE DON'T MISS