Hale and Pace - Stupid Nazi Guard

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  • @jirikrajak
    @jirikrajak 11 років тому +119

    "Get back on the truck.......ehhh.......Simon say's get back on the truck" :D

  • @robinaboy
    @robinaboy Рік тому +23

    “Duvet! Duvet!” = duck down. “Goose stepping sausage eaters”. One of their best. Laughing my head off.

  • @Shindai
    @Shindai 8 років тому +174

    I miss Hale and Pace, it's so hard to get farce right but they always found just the right balance between absolute stupidity (ridiculousness) and tone with great writing that made it work so beautifully well :) Not to mention the sheer talent involved in their musical numbers. Brilliant telly to grow up with.

    • @KeepRIGHTpeeps
      @KeepRIGHTpeeps 4 роки тому +8

      Daniel Gould
      Their comedy and personality compliment each other so well!

    • @michaeldonohue5357
      @michaeldonohue5357 4 роки тому

      @@KeepRIGHTpeeps o moo

    • @enrobhcit
      @enrobhcit 4 роки тому

      Amen

    • @alamore5084
      @alamore5084 3 роки тому +1

      Brilliant comedy. Grew up with it! The PC brigade would never allow it to be made now in case it offended someone. Just watching that clip now has caused me great upset and mentally scarred me for life!

    • @stewartmackay
      @stewartmackay 3 роки тому +1

      Well said, Daniel. (sorry for being 4 years late with that comment)

  • @holthrain3985
    @holthrain3985 2 місяці тому +32

    I know nobody asked, but I localized the shooting location :
    6 Rue de la Gare, 17600 Pisany, France
    The building is a train station built in the 1910s with an Art Déco inspirations, now all bricked up to safeguard it but it sadly means it is currently not used nor maintained.
    The plans were used to build 5 same building/stations on the line, I'll let the adresses in this comment in the event someone somewhere somewhen has its curiosity peaked :
    46 Rue de la Gare, 17460 Varzay
    1 Route de Royan, 17600 Saint-Romain-de-Benet
    1 La Gare, 17100 Le Douhet
    16 Rue de la Gare, 17770 Saint-Hilaire-de-Villefranche
    La Gare, 17400 Asnières-la-Giraud
    I'm sure it is the Pisany station and not any other thanks to the house seen in the background at 1:52 .
    Cheers

  • @manfredschmidt9872
    @manfredschmidt9872 7 років тому +130

    "Simon says get back on se truck!" That´s funny, even for me as a German. LOL!

    • @timonsolus
      @timonsolus 4 роки тому +3

      The WW2 German Army had, what, 7 million soldiers serving in it? Surely, in an army that large, there had to be at least 1 soldier as stupid as this one! ;)

    • @firemangan2731
      @firemangan2731 3 роки тому +2

      @@timonsolus Between 1939 to 1945, about 13 million men served.

    • @Ironschmuck
      @Ironschmuck 2 роки тому +2

      Since when does a Private give orders to an Unteroffizer ( NCO) ?

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG Рік тому

      @@Ironschmuck When he's really, really stupid.

  • @SuperMadmarco
    @SuperMadmarco 15 років тому +23

    Duvet, Duvet, Duvet - Duck Down - Classic!!!!

    • @lwalker8785
      @lwalker8785 7 місяців тому +1

      It's funny, because duvet is French for duvet.

  • @steinhvik4380
    @steinhvik4380 3 роки тому +24

    I still laugh myself silly at Hale and Pace...I miss the simpler times.

  • @BOT101st
    @BOT101st 13 років тому +24

    "I should bally well say not old bean..." BOOM
    hahahah :D

    • @owenmills3517
      @owenmills3517 14 днів тому

      14 years later! What’s new!

    • @BOT101st
      @BOT101st 3 дні тому

      @owenmills3517 UA-cam sure likes haunting me with my old comments 🤣

  • @sonnyburnett8725
    @sonnyburnett8725 4 роки тому +15

    You wanna keep that guy around, he knew the secret of Simon says.

  • @mace8873
    @mace8873 4 роки тому +66

    However hilarious this is, the Brits would probably be better off leaving him alive, I mean, his replacement could be somewhat competent. That's one of the reasons SOE didn't attempt to assassinate Hitler, some people in the British government were concerned the Germans might replace him with someone who actually knew what he was doing.

  • @AwesomeNarwhalz
    @AwesomeNarwhalz 11 років тому +9

    At the end, "The British will never out wit us!" XD

  • @richardhebden5603
    @richardhebden5603 3 місяці тому +4

    I hadn't seen this before. It reminded me of "Allo Allo" where they basically took the pi$$ out of national stereotypes of Germans, British, French and Italians without offending any of them. Everybody had a laugh at everyone's expense including their own.

  • @louhartin4483
    @louhartin4483 3 місяці тому +3

    Who would’ve thought that after the war that German son would migrate to England going to be one of the stars of Hale and Pace

  • @anonov1
    @anonov1 8 років тому +43

    "Duvet, duvet ." "Eh? " " Duck down !".

    • @MonicaVartolomeiFDDLP
      @MonicaVartolomeiFDDLP 7 років тому +2

      I don't understand the joke.

    • @bocca7789
      @bocca7789 5 років тому +3

      A duvet is full of duck feathers. A lot of duck feathers are called DOWN collectively.

    • @JustinCase99999
      @JustinCase99999 4 роки тому +1

      @@bocca7789 And duvet is actually the french word for "(feather) down".

    • @douglasclerk2764
      @douglasclerk2764 2 місяці тому

      ?​@@MonicaVartolomeiFDDLP

  • @callofpownd
    @callofpownd 15 років тому +9

    lol i laughed so much from the part were the german said simon sez get back on the truck!!!

  • @lucywithdiamonds3239
    @lucywithdiamonds3239 7 років тому +34

    LOL. I'm German and I love British comedy

    • @jackripperchen4492
      @jackripperchen4492 6 років тому +1

      Lucy with diamonds Verräterschwein

    • @tinajaneoxnam3051
      @tinajaneoxnam3051 5 років тому +1

      Did you mind them taking the piss out your country from ww2?😆

  • @USSManhattan
    @USSManhattan 9 років тому +10

    I've been trying to remember this for twenty years, since I saw it as a ten year old on PBS. Funny thing, I remembered it as a WWI era sketch, but I remembered the rest as it was (really stupid guard, the truck being full, and the other soldier being a Brit that killed the idiot).

  • @terranceparsons5185
    @terranceparsons5185 3 роки тому +1

    Duvet, duvet. Duck down. Genius

  • @warlockuk
    @warlockuk 15 років тому +7

    "I should bally well say not, old bean" I think. :D

  • @juddery
    @juddery Рік тому +1

    Duvet, duvet! What? Duck down. 😂

  • @paulbowman5015
    @paulbowman5015 2 місяці тому

    Duvet duvet! What?! Duck down! Oh right.
    absolutely hilarious!! 😅😅😅

  • @bradleybaum9000
    @bradleybaum9000 8 років тому +34

    The whole sketch is very funny! "How am I supposed to search the truck when you have all these people in it?" Too many people absolutely no sense of humour or not much of one!

  • @Ironschmuck
    @Ironschmuck 2 роки тому +1

    Since when does a Private give orders to an Unteroffizer ( NCO) ?

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 4 роки тому +1

    Is the guy who plays the British pilot Richard Griffiths aka Uncle Vernon? 🤔

  • @firemangan2731
    @firemangan2731 3 роки тому +3

    Even tho its halarious, I think its best to keep that idiot guard alive. You never know his replacement could be smart and competent.

  • @jsam93
    @jsam93 15 років тому +2

    LMFAO at 3:44: "I should bally well say not, old bean"

  • @kraahldarkcorpse9776
    @kraahldarkcorpse9776 4 роки тому +5

    Woah! Is that also a young Stephen Frey? You must excuse me for having no idea about this show! I'm American but I LOVE British comedy! For once, UA-cam's recommendations nailed it for me. I'm going to now look further into this show!

    • @28russ
      @28russ 4 роки тому +4

      They're bloody funny mate. Grew up watchin em in Aus. Get it inta ya. There's heaps of good old Brit comedy out there. And no I don't think that is Stephen Fry although he does have some resemblance. Not sure he it is but he looks familiar. Checkout "a bit of Fry and Laurie" if you like Stephen Fry. I think he was also on 'It's not the 9 o'clock news" I know he was a writer on it at least and it's worth a watch if you like old brit sketch comedy. And of course he's brilliant as Melchett in Blackadder if you haven't already seen it. :-)

    • @markboz3366
      @markboz3366 4 роки тому +2

      I was thinking it was Angus Deayton. I was also getting him mixed up with Alistair McGowan.
      So I'd like to say B: Alistair McGowan, final answer.

    • @28russ
      @28russ 4 роки тому +3

      @@markboz3366 Yeah, McGowan looks about right. I'm bloody sure it's not Fry anyway..

    • @kraahldarkcorpse9776
      @kraahldarkcorpse9776 4 роки тому +1

      @@28russ the resemblance is pretty uncanny. I loved the series with Fry and Laurie. Back to Hale and Pace, I'm onto season 6. These guys were great! I'd love to find a region-free DVD of the series, but I'm glad to know most episodes are on UA-cam

  • @vivaldi1ett
    @vivaldi1ett 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you guys for making these sketches and making our miserable little lives a little bit more enjoyable God Bless you Sir’s shame the miserable PC’c have taken our fun away I feel blessed to have watched them first time around though such different times from now I don’t even know what is classed as funny now it’s all selfies and the public trying to get into situations to put on their social media page for likes

  • @anonymousunknown6861
    @anonymousunknown6861 4 роки тому +14

    Successful British Invasion of German occupied France colorised.

  • @aa.aaa.530
    @aa.aaa.530 Місяць тому

    Is it me, or is Alistair McGowan/Angus Deayton the other German guard?

  • @paulnash7630
    @paulnash7630 4 місяці тому +4

    God I wish those days of comedy were still here but sadly the WOKE BBC and ITV wouldn't show these series 😢😢

  • @areyouavinalaff
    @areyouavinalaff 8 років тому +35

    I feel the gunshot at the end ruined the ending... wasn't a necessary part... just that guy saying what he said should be enough. that's why hale and pace were never really the best they could be... just a tad too much try hard.

    • @unowno123
      @unowno123 7 років тому +6

      True that, all was ok and fun until the gun shot, if he just spoke british without the gunshot it wouldve been much better.

    • @Cyba_IT_NZ
      @Cyba_IT_NZ 6 років тому

      @Yu Ting Cheng ?

    • @Cyba_IT_NZ
      @Cyba_IT_NZ 6 років тому

      @Yu Ting Cheng God and Satan don't exist though man.

    • @kristiannorden2006
      @kristiannorden2006 6 років тому +1

      Are you guy's from the comedy police?

    • @tinajaneoxnam3051
      @tinajaneoxnam3051 5 років тому

      Oh they were brilliant.

  • @radimsirl
    @radimsirl 17 років тому +1

    Really funny=) add more Hale and Pace videos=)

  • @b8nnytez
    @b8nnytez Рік тому

    Duvet Duvet!
    What?
    Duck down!
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @therealianwest
    @therealianwest Рік тому +1

    Alistair McGowan in one of his first comedy roles on TV

  • @OneBigRetard
    @OneBigRetard 14 років тому

    @eisma002
    Sorry, so I understand, you are saying the first working jet engine was in flying use by 1910?

  • @DeathknightDragon
    @DeathknightDragon 8 років тому +27

    All the people in the comments taking this way too seriously.

    • @tinajaneoxnam3051
      @tinajaneoxnam3051 5 років тому

      Well I'm not I thought it was funny.😆

    • @alanknotts1844
      @alanknotts1844 4 роки тому

      It's funny as fuck as it's a satirical dig at the way Germans were portrayed in all those post WW2 movies made in the 50's and the 60's.

  • @MasterControl-MCP
    @MasterControl-MCP Рік тому

    “Filthy Gerry Hun” 😂

  • @peteredwards338
    @peteredwards338 8 місяців тому

    Duvet duvet ! Duck down 😂

  • @Airland_combat
    @Airland_combat 7 років тому +1

    I would be fully armed walking passed them, LOL!

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 4 роки тому

    Is the first German guard Steve Pemberton? 🤔

  • @1000Demons
    @1000Demons 16 років тому +4

    Grisfettot - I agree totally! :D
    This is just a sketch but always the amateur historians come out of the woodwork on these comment sections.
    "Duvet duvet" "Duck Down". It's a lame pun but somehow fitting.
    And Isokkesu, that's kind of the point. Comedy that you can just sit back and laugh with, not taking it too seriously.
    I love it.

  • @PiretBCN
    @PiretBCN 12 років тому +2

    How can I be expected to search the truck when you have all these people in it? :))

  • @TrentCoffinanimator
    @TrentCoffinanimator 15 років тому +1

    "I shall very well say not, old bean!"
    Best.
    Ending.
    EVER.
    :D

  • @melvinswan3484
    @melvinswan3484 4 роки тому +9

    Absolute great humour. Remember when we used to laugh?

    • @benpyne1228
      @benpyne1228 2 місяці тому

      'Laugh'?
      Vwat eez 'laugh'? 🤷😶🧐

  • @peterjack1520
    @peterjack1520 11 років тому +1

    Incredible -- they were so good. Shades of status quo?

  • @ligepith
    @ligepith 13 років тому

    @banoffee2001 I dont get it?

  • @MonicaVartolomeiFDDLP
    @MonicaVartolomeiFDDLP 7 років тому

    What papers did the second guy show? A map?

    • @jirikrajak
      @jirikrajak 6 років тому +1

      British comic book

  • @psm-rq3xk
    @psm-rq3xk 4 роки тому

    They had a lot of very funny sketches

  • @sharpenbullet3193
    @sharpenbullet3193 15 років тому

    The RAF design it but the luftwaffe was the first manufacturer of jet plane

  • @CantateDomino373
    @CantateDomino373 13 років тому

    how can i be able so search the truck when you have all these people on the truck! SIMON SAYS GET ON THE TRUCK!

  • @robs639
    @robs639 7 років тому +2

    The only comedy duo to consist of two straight men.

  • @notjoerogan
    @notjoerogan 13 років тому

    @TheSkulldan It's the black, white, and red stripes of the weimar republic flag.
    All Wehrmact troops had that emblem on there helmets.

  • @chiefslief1886
    @chiefslief1886 4 роки тому

    02:42 ..🤣🤣🎶🎶🎶👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @AmerginMacEccit
    @AmerginMacEccit 9 років тому

    I'm still trapped between what's the best Nazi role to portray in a movie. I presume it's a golden rule between Amon Goeth, Erwin Rommel and Allo Allo nitwits.

  • @AwdffvhhBxcbbb
    @AwdffvhhBxcbbb 24 дні тому

    Nice

  • @neilttrider
    @neilttrider 14 років тому

    Great stuff! Does anyone have the hilarious Hale and Pace song of Dolly Parton dressed as a Nazi please?

  • @fecto3210
    @fecto3210 13 років тому

    @neohip yep, good and bad men on both sides of every conflict ever

  • @profitaj
    @profitaj 13 років тому +1

    please i want czech subtitles

  • @imegatrone
    @imegatrone 13 років тому

    I Really Like The Video From Your Clip taken from DVD showreel 'One Sick Puppy Sketches Written By Richard Parker' From LWT's Hale and Pace

  • @jaewok5G
    @jaewok5G 4 роки тому +1

    don't mention the war

  • @black5f
    @black5f 9 місяців тому

    Adrien Brody?

  • @Kuntyful
    @Kuntyful 7 років тому +1

    I found Hale and Pace, not very funny back in the day, but "Duck-down" made me laugh

  • @nanookmoose
    @nanookmoose Рік тому

    Thought of this when the prisoner escaped from Wandsworth. Where was the guard with pitch fork?

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 4 роки тому

    Id forgotten about Herr Biggles 😂😂😂

  • @PanduJump
    @PanduJump 3 роки тому +1

    Their face are london. They were brittish. Alles sind british. Deutscher have a good body as soldier

  • @John-1984
    @John-1984 2 місяці тому

    3:12 I believe the driver was thinking "My government surrendered to these idiots"

  • @Harp00nX
    @Harp00nX 7 років тому

    To me this seems more like a piss take of Dad's Army than German soldiers, which is the reason I laughed at it lol

  • @alun101
    @alun101 13 років тому +1

    @neohip sounds like they were showing mercy?

  • @dopeydad1221
    @dopeydad1221 4 роки тому

    Looks like a very youthful Alastair McGowen as German No2?

  • @OneBigRetard
    @OneBigRetard 14 років тому

    @eisma002
    Doesn't really count. By jet most people understand that to mean a turbine jet.
    Coanda was a genius and deserves praise, but what he did was not something that beat Whittle. It was different.
    Also, it crashed! Also, he wasn't a froggie.

  • @JS500Y
    @JS500Y 16 років тому +1

    Haha good stuff!

  • @codyconrad932
    @codyconrad932 11 років тому +8

    I do believe that was fucking terrible

  • @banoffee2001
    @banoffee2001 13 років тому

    Duvet , duvet
    "what?"
    Duck down
    lmao

    • @wateryteat5837
      @wateryteat5837 4 роки тому

      I don't get that lol

    • @kwak1k
      @kwak1k 4 роки тому

      @@wateryteat5837Some duvets have duck down (soft duck feathers) in them....

    • @wateryteat5837
      @wateryteat5837 4 роки тому

      @@kwak1k I still don't get it though ha

  • @sharpenbullet3193
    @sharpenbullet3193 15 років тому +3

    Okay the British invented the Jet plane but the Germans were the first in the air with a Jet plane

  • @gordonhickson7524
    @gordonhickson7524 Рік тому

    They was good together

  • @highrisetim
    @highrisetim 14 років тому +2

    Is that alistair Mcgowan ?

  • @panicon2
    @panicon2 7 років тому

    How peculiar that the private gives orders to the NCO! ;)

  • @WolfieTed
    @WolfieTed 14 років тому +1

    @stalinistaussie You think? We were lucky to win the war. They had the world by the balls and we only just got out!

  • @mrcreative13
    @mrcreative13 14 років тому +1

    @MrZmaster27
    He was the son of Adrien Brody and Stephen Fry

  • @warlockuk
    @warlockuk 15 років тому

    Like I said, it's a word used in place of a swear word to avoid censorship or profanity...
    This thing won't let me post a link, but search on the wiki for it...

  • @apu_apustaja
    @apu_apustaja 4 роки тому +1

    That must have cost a lot to film.

    • @lablackzed
      @lablackzed 3 роки тому +1

      Yep £20 quid 😂😂😂

  • @iceonthemoon
    @iceonthemoon 17 років тому

    so true

  • @janhendrikbouman
    @janhendrikbouman 2 місяці тому

    Gareth looks puffy.

  • @TulipFarella
    @TulipFarella 15 років тому

    The comment posted about reconising one of them from the young ones episode nasty...thats most likey due to the fact that it was hale and pace were in that episode, because they started thier careers the same time as rick ade nigel and mike

  • @vilhelmvilhelm2335
    @vilhelmvilhelm2335 6 років тому +1

    even if it would be a good movie the laughing destroys everything

  • @scoobyslayer
    @scoobyslayer 13 років тому

    I think we should stop poking fun at the Germans. But after 2 world wars and one world cup old habits don't die. used to be the best thing on a sunday night

  • @OneBigRetard
    @OneBigRetard 15 років тому

    You are not wrong, but you said 'invented' below. Methinks that a stretch in this case.

  • @warlockuk
    @warlockuk 15 років тому

    Nope. English word. It is what is known as a "Minced Oath", apparently - it gets used instead of Bloody.
    Like using "Feck" instead of "Fuck" :D

  • @Twirlyhead
    @Twirlyhead 4 роки тому +1

    To be fair, anyone played by Hale and or Pace must be stupid; more would be too much opf a stretch for them.

  • @FreeBird-ws2ye
    @FreeBird-ws2ye 7 років тому +1

    When H&G has friendly server

  • @TheHippy76
    @TheHippy76 2 місяці тому

    Who gets away with microwaving a cat these days

  • @ewennicolson4342
    @ewennicolson4342 4 роки тому

    Really good sketch. Even up to the last line, then it all went a bit Commando Comic. Took the edge off the funny for me, but I'm happy to be told to go and fuck my avacado toast by someone who went to TA for a month if it proves I've no sense of humour.

  • @rioamazoco
    @rioamazoco 2 місяці тому

    I don't understand. Where is the stupid guard of Nigel Farage?

  • @tubtom1
    @tubtom1 16 років тому

    lol that was good.

  • @dantesthreshold
    @dantesthreshold 14 років тому

    @Shuto123 uuuummmm Bob Marley quoted that but he never originated it. that phrase is in the Book of Proverbs

  • @shiterukaze
    @shiterukaze 7 років тому

    Poor, slightly sad guard...

  • @xjames118
    @xjames118 6 років тому

    Cool. I never knew Russell Crowe played a British airman.

  • @DornDaniel
    @DornDaniel 14 років тому +2

    Dont mention the war!

  • @currentphonograph1734
    @currentphonograph1734 7 років тому

    A funny one