Best Theorycrafter In HSR That Nobody Knows

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  • Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
  • MrPokke finds out the truth by watching ‪@eango‬ video about THE BEST HONKAI: STAR RAIL THEORYCRAFTER IN HISTORY
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    00:00 Intro
    00:32 NUCLEAR reacts
    01:13 Seele IS the best DPS
    02:34 THE BEST channel trailer in history
    08:30 How to run your HSR channel
    12:49 Discord incident
    13:57 NUCLEAR interview
    18:23 THE ONLY accurate HSR tierlist
    21:46 Outro
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  • @ryanbenedict2754
    @ryanbenedict2754 Місяць тому +270

    "If you were pit against the entire theorycrafter community, would you lose?"
    Xolze: "Nah, i'd win"

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 Місяць тому

      meh most of theory community been wrong in most mihoyo games, only mihoyo knows how games and lore will turn out.

    • @saturna1576
      @saturna1576 Місяць тому +7

      Don't forget, F2P E6 everyone btw, source Xolze said so ☝☝🤓🤓

    • @Adan.2005
      @Adan.2005 Місяць тому +1

      ​​@@kyotheman69yeah sure, just like how Mojang was expecting Minecraft to have a community creating farms and shit like that ansted of being casual players building a dirt house, or that there will players that could build a city in a realistic scale, surely they predicted all of that 😂😂😂

    • @fredxu99
      @fredxu99 Місяць тому +4

      @@Adan.2005 Craaazy strawman, these aren't even remotely similar games or situations. HSR is an RPG with set character designs and a canon story, minecraft is an open sandbox survival game that allows players to do whatever the hell they want, of course the minecraft devs couldn't imagine what it would become because it's designed that way..

    • @Conqueror-of-Demons
      @Conqueror-of-Demons Місяць тому

      @@kyotheman69 Theorycrafting is different from Lorecrafting dude

  • @sct77
    @sct77 Місяць тому +81

    Xolze and Eango are the only top tier theorycrafters who are not afraid to speak the truth about Jimmy Chungus.

  • @user-qr3lr7sh1g
    @user-qr3lr7sh1g Місяць тому +132

    For those who don't know Power scaling
    Negative difficulty= auto win
    No difficulty= easy win
    Low difficulty= have to try a Lil bit
    Mid difficultly= it's mid
    High difficulty= tough fight
    Extreme high difficulty= have to use max potential.
    Mr.Chokke got low diffed by a white anime waifu😱
    Edit: Does anyone know what is the anime character on Eango's profile?

    • @Brite__
      @Brite__ Місяць тому +5

      Yoshino Koharu

    • @user-qr3lr7sh1g
      @user-qr3lr7sh1g Місяць тому

      ​@@Brite__thnx!!!!

    • @xenoemblem7
      @xenoemblem7 Місяць тому

      @@user-qr3lr7sh1g From the Anime Shirobako

    • @Foat_Gucker
      @Foat_Gucker Місяць тому

      don't forget neg diff

    • @akashinisshoki74
      @akashinisshoki74 Місяць тому +1

      You could also connect it with effort (ex. No diff = no effort, low diff = low effort, etc)

  • @vielens
    @vielens Місяць тому +20

    People like Xelos are what makes one community great. we need more autistic players like them to keep the passion up in this game

  • @prophetone8843
    @prophetone8843 Місяць тому +42

    Jimmy chungus in "didnt notice" tier 💀

  • @sp-exos3517
    @sp-exos3517 Місяць тому +55

    I keep telling y’all Eango is the GOAT

  • @Igloomain
    @Igloomain Місяць тому +16

    The Jing Yuan slander might mobilize his army to carpet bomb another channel.

  • @demi-yeethus5440
    @demi-yeethus5440 Місяць тому +9

    I think she should be the only MF getting PRAISED for being the best theory crafter in existence.

  • @jaydenng7431
    @jaydenng7431 Місяць тому +23

    I actually can't tell if she's trolling at this point from the discord to the hsr videos.
    Maybe the best trolls are the ones you can never tell are trolls

  • @AJLaz000
    @AJLaz000 Місяць тому +155

    I can't believe I'm still playing this game. what even is the point when the almighty god of all theory crafters Dolce Phallus is just 100 billion times better than me? I'm just gonna go make a Genshin account

    • @jthedood1605
      @jthedood1605 Місяць тому +11

      mintpicking is easier TRUE

    • @sagnikmaulik
      @sagnikmaulik Місяць тому

      About that, she also does genshin videos i think.

  • @yagnu4581
    @yagnu4581 Місяць тому +60

    Low Diff noway

  • @sobx
    @sobx Місяць тому +5

    I cringed so hard at the beginning, it evoked all my dark memories of being obsessed with powerscaling. It just came out of nowhere!

  • @phxgamingxd-hatdogedition1157
    @phxgamingxd-hatdogedition1157 Місяць тому

    Damn... a surge of nostalgia came back because of that inro... I feel so freakin' old rn

  • @entsensei
    @entsensei Місяць тому +2

    I had a beef with that bis, some people told her to keylog her roblox account as well as her hsr lmao

  • @voxploxx
    @voxploxx Місяць тому +7

    The funniest part about this girl is all her content is created on private servers lol

  • @Wells1707
    @Wells1707 Місяць тому +4

    NAAH BOBBY FISCHER OF STARBUCKS GOT ME GOOD

  • @hdngyn
    @hdngyn Місяць тому

    I thought there was another NUCLEAR drama, and then I realized which channel the thumbnail is on

  • @Tokaguuu
    @Tokaguuu Місяць тому +1

    Hey mr.pokke can you turn up the volume of your twitch alert ? i can almost hear you

  • @Chun_0w0
    @Chun_0w0 Місяць тому

    i previously watched a vid of hers where she said that Acheron's E2 was a scam & lol
    btw i'm really really dying to see you react to it

  • @RichardsRightSock
    @RichardsRightSock Місяць тому +2

    That intro was so fire holy 😂

  • @Snyper009
    @Snyper009 Місяць тому

    "Bobby Fischer of Star Rail" is the greatest thing I have ever heard.

  • @bladethegoatjohnson
    @bladethegoatjohnson Місяць тому +2

    this video felt like a fever dream

  • @hoshiya.
    @hoshiya. Місяць тому +19

    It's mrpokkover

  • @dragopain4299
    @dragopain4299 Місяць тому

    16:51 eango is the second comming of hit|£r

  • @flatdefgod2960
    @flatdefgod2960 Місяць тому +6

    Editor went hard again

  • @devinsmith8444
    @devinsmith8444 Місяць тому +1

    Tbh, this is a good way to gain traction. If you try to start this sort of thing, people will talk about you for a moment. Maybe not in a positive light, but views are views.
    Edit: Just letting people know, I still think this is wild though 💀

  • @WalnutBoo
    @WalnutBoo Місяць тому

    This was BASED! I was very entertained by this video LOL Thanks bro 😂

  • @KelvinScottt
    @KelvinScottt Місяць тому +2

    Not my boy Jimmy Chungus💀

  • @coreano1219
    @coreano1219 Місяць тому

    i heard they defeated aventurine during the dice turn

  • @captainp367
    @captainp367 Місяць тому +9

    Wasn't that the guy with the take that seele was better than Acheron in the recent livestream hahaha
    Edit - gg for anyone that actually believes seele is better tho
    😂

    • @fluffymuffin9089
      @fluffymuffin9089 Місяць тому +3

      Yeah, with private server Seele

    • @Aiden-iy9du
      @Aiden-iy9du Місяць тому

      I mean, she is, if you're good at the game, if you're braindead unga bunga acheron is better.

    • @captainp367
      @captainp367 Місяць тому

      @@Aiden-iy9du 👏

  • @xtiyan2250
    @xtiyan2250 Місяць тому

    @Mr.Pokke you should invite xolze on your pokke brawl series.

  • @hypnotizo8131
    @hypnotizo8131 Місяць тому

    damit i wish i had that true sigma in me to become like the almighty xolze telos

  • @v1uzzz77
    @v1uzzz77 Місяць тому +1

    14:23 - ur = ultra rare

  • @aelx1645
    @aelx1645 Місяць тому

    The intro🎉

  • @SerraAbyssAlisaris
    @SerraAbyssAlisaris Місяць тому

    Why am I catching Strays ultramad

  • @yukvv
    @yukvv Місяць тому

    Xolze is eango alternate timeline prove me wrong

  • @youaintsh1t876
    @youaintsh1t876 Місяць тому +7

    Definitely not the best ml player bro used to stay at low rank to play against noobs for content lmao

    • @arta616
      @arta616 Місяць тому

      BRO TELL ME BOUT IT unless u got number 1 mmr in philipine or indo i bet she can get any traction

  • @MrPimentel12
    @MrPimentel12 Місяць тому +11

    Nah. Xolze is not paroding/trolling. They are not like Eango lol
    They truly believe in what they say. Bud effectively cheats their clears for clout. Edit everything they need for their runs.
    The ego is so enormous that they oftenly go on lenghty arguments in their comment section. I have seen her go back n forth with 1 single guy for 58 messages, very aggressive messages too.

    • @JohnDoe-si4eg
      @JohnDoe-si4eg Місяць тому

      😂😂 actually wild

    • @hoxxes
      @hoxxes Місяць тому +1

      A true egoist.

    • @kaehiway
      @kaehiway Місяць тому

      That's actually wild lmao how do you even have that much motivation

  • @sya2711
    @sya2711 Місяць тому

    9:14 he said second coomy of hitler, so it`s all right.
    right?

  • @NobLDeep
    @NobLDeep Місяць тому +2

    14:15 DEEPWOKEN MENTIONED

    • @scren8708
      @scren8708 Місяць тому

      WTF IS CONQUEST NOT DELAYED 🔥

    • @NobLDeep
      @NobLDeep Місяць тому

      @@scren8708 ITS NEVER COMING 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @SlL222
    @SlL222 Місяць тому +1

    MrPokke will turn on Asian lvl of difficulty

  • @Adan.2005
    @Adan.2005 Місяць тому +5

    1:26 how it feels to spread misinformation 🤑

  • @Abandon_Hope
    @Abandon_Hope Місяць тому +1

    Are you the Best Theorycrafter because you're Xolze?Or are you Xolze because you're the Best TheoryCrafter?

  • @kyotheman69
    @kyotheman69 Місяць тому +1

    theory crafters been mostly wrong in mihoyo games I'm surprised people keep doing it, yes their games will have similar themes, but most of these guys usually wrong or if they did get something right it was much later

  • @stewie_
    @stewie_ Місяць тому

    "Ofc I'm always first..."
    oookkkkkkk....😉

  • @rubbahfuj
    @rubbahfuj Місяць тому

    EODGAMER MENTIONED

  • @christophermauro-barias7451
    @christophermauro-barias7451 Місяць тому

    iyo and gacha well deserved

  • @cherozkiahyusof4902
    @cherozkiahyusof4902 Місяць тому +1

    Wat best about eango he play revue starlight that game make HSR look like game for babies

  • @kqzoo
    @kqzoo Місяць тому +4

    eango still neg diffs everyone fr

    • @aidanarmaggeddon
      @aidanarmaggeddon Місяць тому +4

      I would like to see Eango and Xolze 1v1
      Then aggressively make out afterwards

    • @alreadyd1d
      @alreadyd1d Місяць тому +5

      ​@@aidanarmaggeddontbh I think that they need to conceive a child to ascend homosapiens to a new level

    • @kqzoo
      @kqzoo Місяць тому +3

      @@aidanarmaggeddon let them cook 😭

  • @allstarsdivaop
    @allstarsdivaop Місяць тому

    6:15 People who know - 🙃🙂💀
    😂😂😂😂

  • @ranges787
    @ranges787 Місяць тому +1

    she ain’t no troll she is delusional and thats it

  • @remons04
    @remons04 Місяць тому

    this is so hard so watch oml🤣

  • @paje
    @paje Місяць тому +1

    she even talks shit about acheron E2 saying it's a bait like huh

  • @ye8201
    @ye8201 Місяць тому

    Bro got terminated by some random ahh cc😂

  • @bichontime8198
    @bichontime8198 Місяць тому

    Don't question his spelling Mr. Poke. Americans learned how to spell, we just dont

  • @FoxSiR
    @FoxSiR Місяць тому

    This can't be real

  • @Cryptor_AG
    @Cryptor_AG Місяць тому +1

    IM CRYING 😂

  • @NeoStarImpact
    @NeoStarImpact Місяць тому

    that's some next level shit posting :D

  • @Ronin8300
    @Ronin8300 Місяць тому +1

    Xolze Telos is just Silverwolf's troll social media accounts. I am 100% sure.

  • @dante19890
    @dante19890 Місяць тому

    isnt he the one that got homeless in order to reach e6 characters XD

  • @Rav1678
    @Rav1678 Місяць тому +4

    I remember having debate with her in HSR official discord about wether QQ is better than seele or not in swarm disaster I absolutely demolished her.
    Later on I meet her on another HSR discord when Gold and gear come I still said QQ is better than seele and lil bro start showing off her one shot seele condrum 12 video and I said any character can do it if they get millions of fragments and the curio which increase dmg according to the fragments and bro never talked back after that lol.

    • @Xolze
      @Xolze Місяць тому +9

      Because after you say any character can do that, you proved that SU is all about blessings and fragments, even level 1 Arlan can solo it. So QQ or Seele doesn't matter, SU content can't be used to judge characters, got the monkey to prove my point for me and it didn't even notice.

  • @sagnikmaulik
    @sagnikmaulik Місяць тому

    There is no way that this a girl. This entire thing seems too trollish. But maybe I just fear the thought that what if she is genuinely unironically being 100% serious with her words and saying all of this with a straight face.
    And mf picks a fight with everyone and then wondering why people don't like her that much.

  • @tufol33k78
    @tufol33k78 Місяць тому

    Legendary😂

  • @schplurp
    @schplurp Місяць тому +2

    unsubbing, clearly xolze is a better theorycrafter genuinely respectfully

    • @user-qr3lr7sh1g
      @user-qr3lr7sh1g Місяць тому

      I unsubbed to Mr.Chokke when he said that whackshit emergency food paimon is cuter than my Stellaron queen Firefly. I know it's because of a simple thing, but it pissed me off so much for no reason 😡

  • @ArisuHonkai
    @ArisuHonkai Місяць тому

    Wtf is that intro bro 💀

  • @darko6115
    @darko6115 Місяць тому +8

    NOO! Pokke your giving this CC attention!
    You know this CC literally made a video about me, a commenter, and I cooked them so hard they got ratio’ed on the comment section on their video literally about me in which they took me out of context?
    It was sad to witness but this person’s ego is so huge I had to pop their imaginary bubble 🤷

    • @loftvh
      @loftvh Місяць тому

      oh ur the guy that she called stupid monkey right??

    • @endtime8128
      @endtime8128 Місяць тому +7

      just read that 58 comment chain, genuinely respectfully you got cooked at the end 😂😂😂bro couldn't even respond funny read tbh you should argue more

    • @su.7f
      @su.7f Місяць тому

      do u not have any dignity holy shit

    • @darko6115
      @darko6115 Місяць тому +1

      @@endtime8128 Tbf I genuinely didn’t read the end part because I said I was gonna disengage the conversation with them because at that point I was tired of it
      But after a quick scan the cc still fails to realise how much of a factor gear plays into 0 cycling. Keep in mind the whole conversation stemmed from two videos in particular where he shows e6s5 sustains 0 cycle and seele with 180 speed wind sets,2 s5 ddd and sparkle e2 mind you all on the private server. Obviously these things are gonna clear and my whole point is it isnt pgr, call of duty or valorant with mechanical skill involved. Just because people don’t tryhard in hsr doesn’t mean its hard to get to grips with alot of it. My very point is sure their is a skill cap but it isn’t to as high of a degree they claim it to be when its literally 80% luck and rng and gacha.The fact it isn’t even their own account adds to their delusion claiming to be the “best hsr player”.
      The whole thing about “improvement” is complete cap. They couldn’t handle any constructive criticism left in their comment section so I really don’t know why they even mentioned it.
      Also I gave them their credits where their credits were due in the other conversation I had with them which they didn’t include in their video saying I liked their video on e2 acheron because it was actually educational but nothing will make me understand how you can claim to be the best player while showing broken supports with unrelatable builds and eidolons 0 cycle especially when it isn’t even their account and everything is edited in
      If you think they cooked me at the end you are titled to your own opinion and I’ll just have to agree to disagree

    • @josephtsai1003
      @josephtsai1003 Місяць тому +6

      ⁠@@darko6115dawg you lost the moment you took them seriously 💀 it’s obviously a troll and even if you somehow think it isn’t you’re equally delusional for thinking you can change their mind. Move on with your life lil bro yapping that much is pointless

  • @Byakuyabou2
    @Byakuyabou2 Місяць тому

    Low diff :(

  • @kook3585
    @kook3585 Місяць тому +3

    Mf thinks hsr is a mainly skill based game 💀

  • @riveneven4415
    @riveneven4415 Місяць тому

    nah i'd win

  • @nathaniels.3961
    @nathaniels.3961 Місяць тому +1

    Fu Xuan and Gallagher in F-Tier is crazy.

    • @aidanarmaggeddon
      @aidanarmaggeddon Місяць тому +2

      Sustains are shit, Just 0 cycle
      - Xolze, Goddess of TC 💀

  • @the_tusk
    @the_tusk Місяць тому

    MOBILE LEGENDS ?!?!

  • @jeffeyL
    @jeffeyL Місяць тому

    om

  • @GachimuciLeatherman
    @GachimuciLeatherman Місяць тому +1

    Bruh, this woman have so much ego)))

  • @ilaya4183
    @ilaya4183 Місяць тому

    Xolze wack as hell. I remember talking to her in StarDB server. She was such an aggressive Seele shiller it was HILARIOUS. So glad she's getting attention she so desperately wanted.

    • @notxendras7730
      @notxendras7730 Місяць тому +4

      She makes some weird ass takes I agree but the shit she does with seele is insane

  • @lawable4946
    @lawable4946 Місяць тому +4

    Not to be disrespectful but maybe she just girl mathed too hard

    • @prohanta9360
      @prohanta9360 Місяць тому +2

      tbh tho, normally people would see her as being troll or satirical joker, then i remember sora the troll who has 1m subs on youtube, made youtube and doing what he's doing now not because money like regular CC but because he just wants attention. he said he would say controversial take like hasan because it would give him attention as he envy the attention hasan got (limited to harmless act but stupid take). so, i there's a chance xloze actually mean what she meant

    • @Adan.2005
      @Adan.2005 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@prohanta9360wouldn't be surprised tbh

    • @prohanta9360
      @prohanta9360 Місяць тому +1

      @@Adan.2005 yeah, it reminds me with sora. Sora rejected his viewers suggestion to open UA-cam membership or sponsor like any other normal CC, because he doesn't care about money, he travel stream basically for free and to get stream snipped by his viewers, he likes attention. When I see xolze I thought this person gotta be trolling but then she asked eango about youtube algorithm then I kinda like 70% believe, she meant what she mean, she's not trolling, she wants views

  • @BladieTv
    @BladieTv Місяць тому +2

    First

    • @paoo421
      @paoo421 Місяць тому

      Very first person that use “first” and appear to be first. Nice.

  • @tufol33k78
    @tufol33k78 Місяць тому +1

    Imagine, 250 $ !!!
    How would you get that otherwise than leaking and spoiling everyone's experience of a game😂
    Oh wait, you could work at ( Honkey) Starbucks and be a barista part time 🤣🤣🤣🤣😮‍💨

    • @aidanarmaggeddon
      @aidanarmaggeddon Місяць тому +1

      With when self-proclaimed obsession she's probably allergic to grass and people. Not to mention that Ego 💀

  • @fuvdeu
    @fuvdeu Місяць тому

    I love Xolze Telos