Best Theorycrafter In HSR That Nobody Knows

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  • @ryanbenedict2754
    @ryanbenedict2754 5 місяців тому +281

    "If you were pit against the entire theorycrafter community, would you lose?"
    Xolze: "Nah, i'd win"

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 5 місяців тому

      meh most of theory community been wrong in most mihoyo games, only mihoyo knows how games and lore will turn out.

    • @saturna1576
      @saturna1576 5 місяців тому +7

      Don't forget, F2P E6 everyone btw, source Xolze said so ☝☝🤓🤓

    • @Adan.2005
      @Adan.2005 5 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@kyotheman69yeah sure, just like how Mojang was expecting Minecraft to have a community creating farms and shit like that ansted of being casual players building a dirt house, or that there will players that could build a city in a realistic scale, surely they predicted all of that 😂😂😂

    • @fredxu99
      @fredxu99 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Adan.2005 Craaazy strawman, these aren't even remotely similar games or situations. HSR is an RPG with set character designs and a canon story, minecraft is an open sandbox survival game that allows players to do whatever the hell they want, of course the minecraft devs couldn't imagine what it would become because it's designed that way..

    • @Conqueror-of-Demons
      @Conqueror-of-Demons 5 місяців тому

      @@kyotheman69 Theorycrafting is different from Lorecrafting dude

  • @AJLaz000
    @AJLaz000 5 місяців тому +157

    I can't believe I'm still playing this game. what even is the point when the almighty god of all theory crafters Dolce Phallus is just 100 billion times better than me? I'm just gonna go make a Genshin account

    • @jthedood1605
      @jthedood1605 5 місяців тому +11

      mintpicking is easier TRUE

    • @sagnikmaulik
      @sagnikmaulik 5 місяців тому

      About that, she also does genshin videos i think.

  • @Ikaretayaroudaze
    @Ikaretayaroudaze 5 місяців тому +136

    For those who don't know Power scaling
    Negative difficulty= auto win
    No difficulty= easy win
    Low difficulty= have to try a Lil bit
    Mid difficultly= it's mid
    High difficulty= tough fight
    Extreme high difficulty= have to use max potential.
    Mr.Chokke got low diffed by a white anime waifu😱
    Edit: Does anyone know what is the anime character on Eango's profile?

    • @Brite__
      @Brite__ 5 місяців тому +6

      Yoshino Koharu

    • @Ikaretayaroudaze
      @Ikaretayaroudaze 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Brite__thnx!!!!

    • @xenoemblem7
      @xenoemblem7 5 місяців тому

      @@Ikaretayaroudaze From the Anime Shirobako

    • @Fat_Rucker
      @Fat_Rucker 5 місяців тому

      don't forget neg diff

    • @akashinisshoki74
      @akashinisshoki74 5 місяців тому +1

      You could also connect it with effort (ex. No diff = no effort, low diff = low effort, etc)

  • @sct77
    @sct77 5 місяців тому +92

    Xolze and Eango are the only top tier theorycrafters who are not afraid to speak the truth about Jimmy Chungus.

  • @prophetone8843
    @prophetone8843 5 місяців тому +43

    Jimmy chungus in "didnt notice" tier 💀

  • @sp-exos3517
    @sp-exos3517 5 місяців тому +56

    I keep telling y’all Eango is the GOAT

  • @Igloomain
    @Igloomain 5 місяців тому +16

    The Jing Yuan slander might mobilize his army to carpet bomb another channel.

  • @yagnu4581
    @yagnu4581 5 місяців тому +62

    Low Diff noway

  • @demi-yeethus5440
    @demi-yeethus5440 5 місяців тому +9

    I think she should be the only MF getting PRAISED for being the best theory crafter in existence.

  • @jaydenng7431
    @jaydenng7431 5 місяців тому +25

    I actually can't tell if she's trolling at this point from the discord to the hsr videos.
    Maybe the best trolls are the ones you can never tell are trolls

  • @sobx
    @sobx 5 місяців тому +5

    I cringed so hard at the beginning, it evoked all my dark memories of being obsessed with powerscaling. It just came out of nowhere!

  • @hoshiya.
    @hoshiya. 5 місяців тому +19

    It's mrpokkover

  • @voxploxx
    @voxploxx 5 місяців тому +8

    The funniest part about this girl is all her content is created on private servers lol

  • @captainp367
    @captainp367 5 місяців тому +10

    Wasn't that the guy with the take that seele was better than Acheron in the recent livestream hahaha
    Edit - gg for anyone that actually believes seele is better tho
    😂

    • @fluffymuffin9089
      @fluffymuffin9089 5 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, with private server Seele

    • @Aiden-iy9du
      @Aiden-iy9du 4 місяці тому +1

      I mean, she is, if you're good at the game, if you're braindead unga bunga acheron is better.

    • @captainp367
      @captainp367 4 місяці тому

      @@Aiden-iy9du 👏

  • @Snyper009
    @Snyper009 5 місяців тому +1

    "Bobby Fischer of Star Rail" is the greatest thing I have ever heard.

  • @Wells1707
    @Wells1707 5 місяців тому +4

    NAAH BOBBY FISCHER OF STARBUCKS GOT ME GOOD

  • @RichardsRightSock
    @RichardsRightSock 5 місяців тому +2

    That intro was so fire holy 😂

  • @bladethegoatjohnson
    @bladethegoatjohnson 5 місяців тому +2

    this video felt like a fever dream

  • @entsensei
    @entsensei 5 місяців тому +2

    I had a beef with that bis, some people told her to keylog her roblox account as well as her hsr lmao

  • @flatdefgod2960
    @flatdefgod2960 5 місяців тому +6

    Editor went hard again

  • @devinsmith8444
    @devinsmith8444 5 місяців тому +1

    Tbh, this is a good way to gain traction. If you try to start this sort of thing, people will talk about you for a moment. Maybe not in a positive light, but views are views.
    Edit: Just letting people know, I still think this is wild though 💀

  • @NotSamaXD
    @NotSamaXD Місяць тому

    I love Xolze her comment section is just a place to shit on Midlfy

  • @KelvinScottt
    @KelvinScottt 5 місяців тому +2

    Not my boy Jimmy Chungus💀

  • @MrPimentel12
    @MrPimentel12 5 місяців тому +13

    Nah. Xolze is not paroding/trolling. They are not like Eango lol
    They truly believe in what they say. Bud effectively cheats their clears for clout. Edit everything they need for their runs.
    The ego is so enormous that they oftenly go on lenghty arguments in their comment section. I have seen her go back n forth with 1 single guy for 58 messages, very aggressive messages too.

    • @JohnDoe-si4eg
      @JohnDoe-si4eg 5 місяців тому

      😂😂 actually wild

    • @hoxxes
      @hoxxes 5 місяців тому +1

      A true egoist.

    • @kaehiway
      @kaehiway 5 місяців тому

      That's actually wild lmao how do you even have that much motivation

  • @phxgamingxd-hatdogedition1157
    @phxgamingxd-hatdogedition1157 5 місяців тому

    Damn... a surge of nostalgia came back because of that inro... I feel so freakin' old rn

  • @youaintsh1t876
    @youaintsh1t876 5 місяців тому +8

    Definitely not the best ml player bro used to stay at low rank to play against noobs for content lmao

    • @arta616
      @arta616 5 місяців тому

      BRO TELL ME BOUT IT unless u got number 1 mmr in philipine or indo i bet she can get any traction

  • @hdngyn
    @hdngyn 5 місяців тому

    I thought there was another NUCLEAR drama, and then I realized which channel the thumbnail is on

  • @dragopain4299
    @dragopain4299 5 місяців тому

    16:51 eango is the second comming of hit|£r

  • @Tokaguuu
    @Tokaguuu 5 місяців тому +1

    Hey mr.pokke can you turn up the volume of your twitch alert ? i can almost hear you

  • @Abandon_Hope
    @Abandon_Hope 5 місяців тому +1

    Are you the Best Theorycrafter because you're Xolze?Or are you Xolze because you're the Best TheoryCrafter?

  • @Chun_0w0
    @Chun_0w0 5 місяців тому

    i previously watched a vid of hers where she said that Acheron's E2 was a scam & lol
    btw i'm really really dying to see you react to it

  • @WalnutBoo
    @WalnutBoo 5 місяців тому

    This was BASED! I was very entertained by this video LOL Thanks bro 😂

  • @Adan.2005
    @Adan.2005 5 місяців тому +5

    1:26 how it feels to spread misinformation 🤑

  • @kqzoo
    @kqzoo 5 місяців тому +5

    eango still neg diffs everyone fr

    • @aidanarmaggeddon
      @aidanarmaggeddon 5 місяців тому +5

      I would like to see Eango and Xolze 1v1
      Then aggressively make out afterwards

    • @alreadyd1d
      @alreadyd1d 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@aidanarmaggeddontbh I think that they need to conceive a child to ascend homosapiens to a new level

    • @kqzoo
      @kqzoo 5 місяців тому +3

      @@aidanarmaggeddon let them cook 😭

  • @xtiyan2250
    @xtiyan2250 5 місяців тому

    @Mr.Pokke you should invite xolze on your pokke brawl series.

  • @v1uzzz77
    @v1uzzz77 5 місяців тому +1

    14:23 - ur = ultra rare

  • @ranges787
    @ranges787 5 місяців тому +1

    she ain’t no troll she is delusional and thats it

  • @coreano1219
    @coreano1219 5 місяців тому

    i heard they defeated aventurine during the dice turn

  • @NobLDeep
    @NobLDeep 5 місяців тому +2

    14:15 DEEPWOKEN MENTIONED

    • @scren8708
      @scren8708 5 місяців тому

      WTF IS CONQUEST NOT DELAYED 🔥

    • @NobLDeep
      @NobLDeep 5 місяців тому

      @@scren8708 ITS NEVER COMING 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @hypnotizo8131
    @hypnotizo8131 5 місяців тому

    damit i wish i had that true sigma in me to become like the almighty xolze telos

  • @Ronin8300
    @Ronin8300 5 місяців тому +1

    Xolze Telos is just Silverwolf's troll social media accounts. I am 100% sure.

  • @christophermauro-barias7451
    @christophermauro-barias7451 5 місяців тому

    iyo and gacha well deserved

  • @kyotheman69
    @kyotheman69 5 місяців тому +1

    theory crafters been mostly wrong in mihoyo games I'm surprised people keep doing it, yes their games will have similar themes, but most of these guys usually wrong or if they did get something right it was much later

  • @SlL222
    @SlL222 5 місяців тому +1

    MrPokke will turn on Asian lvl of difficulty

  • @paje
    @paje 5 місяців тому +1

    she even talks shit about acheron E2 saying it's a bait like huh

  • @SerraAbyssAlisaris
    @SerraAbyssAlisaris 5 місяців тому

    Why am I catching Strays ultramad

  • @bichontime8198
    @bichontime8198 5 місяців тому

    Don't question his spelling Mr. Poke. Americans learned how to spell, we just dont

  • @schplurp
    @schplurp 5 місяців тому +3

    unsubbing, clearly xolze is a better theorycrafter genuinely respectfully

    • @Ikaretayaroudaze
      @Ikaretayaroudaze 5 місяців тому +1

      I unsubbed to Mr.Chokke when he said that whackshit emergency food paimon is cuter than my Stellaron queen Firefly. I know it's because of a simple thing, but it pissed me off so much for no reason 😡

  • @aelx1645
    @aelx1645 5 місяців тому

    The intro🎉

  • @sya2711
    @sya2711 5 місяців тому

    9:14 he said second coomy of hitler, so it`s all right.
    right?

  • @stewie_
    @stewie_ 5 місяців тому

    "Ofc I'm always first..."
    oookkkkkkk....😉

  • @cherozkiahyusof4902
    @cherozkiahyusof4902 5 місяців тому +1

    Wat best about eango he play revue starlight that game make HSR look like game for babies

  • @rubbahfuj
    @rubbahfuj 5 місяців тому

    EODGAMER MENTIONED

  • @sagnikmaulik
    @sagnikmaulik 5 місяців тому

    There is no way that this a girl. This entire thing seems too trollish. But maybe I just fear the thought that what if she is genuinely unironically being 100% serious with her words and saying all of this with a straight face.
    And mf picks a fight with everyone and then wondering why people don't like her that much.

  • @kook3585
    @kook3585 5 місяців тому +3

    Mf thinks hsr is a mainly skill based game 💀

  • @allstarsdivaop
    @allstarsdivaop 5 місяців тому

    6:15 People who know - 🙃🙂💀
    😂😂😂😂

  • @FoxSiR
    @FoxSiR 5 місяців тому

    This can't be real

  • @GachimuciLeatherman
    @GachimuciLeatherman 5 місяців тому +1

    Bruh, this woman have so much ego)))

  • @Cryptor_AG
    @Cryptor_AG 5 місяців тому +1

    IM CRYING 😂

  • @ye8201
    @ye8201 5 місяців тому

    Bro got terminated by some random ahh cc😂

  • @remons04
    @remons04 5 місяців тому

    this is so hard so watch oml🤣

  • @NeoStarImpact
    @NeoStarImpact 5 місяців тому

    that's some next level shit posting :D

  • @ArisuHonkai
    @ArisuHonkai 5 місяців тому

    Wtf is that intro bro 💀

  • @Rav1678
    @Rav1678 5 місяців тому +4

    I remember having debate with her in HSR official discord about wether QQ is better than seele or not in swarm disaster I absolutely demolished her.
    Later on I meet her on another HSR discord when Gold and gear come I still said QQ is better than seele and lil bro start showing off her one shot seele condrum 12 video and I said any character can do it if they get millions of fragments and the curio which increase dmg according to the fragments and bro never talked back after that lol.

    • @Xolze
      @Xolze 5 місяців тому +12

      Because after you say any character can do that, you proved that SU is all about blessings and fragments, even level 1 Arlan can solo it. So QQ or Seele doesn't matter, SU content can't be used to judge characters, got the monkey to prove my point for me and it didn't even notice.

    • @NotSamaXD
      @NotSamaXD Місяць тому

      Even Sparkle can hit 1m+ n GnG

  • @lawable4946
    @lawable4946 5 місяців тому +4

    Not to be disrespectful but maybe she just girl mathed too hard

    • @prohanta9360
      @prohanta9360 5 місяців тому +2

      tbh tho, normally people would see her as being troll or satirical joker, then i remember sora the troll who has 1m subs on youtube, made youtube and doing what he's doing now not because money like regular CC but because he just wants attention. he said he would say controversial take like hasan because it would give him attention as he envy the attention hasan got (limited to harmless act but stupid take). so, i there's a chance xloze actually mean what she meant

    • @Adan.2005
      @Adan.2005 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@prohanta9360wouldn't be surprised tbh

    • @prohanta9360
      @prohanta9360 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Adan.2005 yeah, it reminds me with sora. Sora rejected his viewers suggestion to open UA-cam membership or sponsor like any other normal CC, because he doesn't care about money, he travel stream basically for free and to get stream snipped by his viewers, he likes attention. When I see xolze I thought this person gotta be trolling but then she asked eango about youtube algorithm then I kinda like 70% believe, she meant what she mean, she's not trolling, she wants views

  • @the_tusk
    @the_tusk 5 місяців тому

    MOBILE LEGENDS ?!?!

  • @darko6115
    @darko6115 5 місяців тому +8

    NOO! Pokke your giving this CC attention!
    You know this CC literally made a video about me, a commenter, and I cooked them so hard they got ratio’ed on the comment section on their video literally about me in which they took me out of context?
    It was sad to witness but this person’s ego is so huge I had to pop their imaginary bubble 🤷

    • @loftvh
      @loftvh 5 місяців тому

      oh ur the guy that she called stupid monkey right??

    • @endtime8128
      @endtime8128 5 місяців тому +8

      just read that 58 comment chain, genuinely respectfully you got cooked at the end 😂😂😂bro couldn't even respond funny read tbh you should argue more

    • @su.7f
      @su.7f 5 місяців тому

      do u not have any dignity holy shit

    • @darko6115
      @darko6115 5 місяців тому +1

      @@endtime8128 Tbf I genuinely didn’t read the end part because I said I was gonna disengage the conversation with them because at that point I was tired of it
      But after a quick scan the cc still fails to realise how much of a factor gear plays into 0 cycling. Keep in mind the whole conversation stemmed from two videos in particular where he shows e6s5 sustains 0 cycle and seele with 180 speed wind sets,2 s5 ddd and sparkle e2 mind you all on the private server. Obviously these things are gonna clear and my whole point is it isnt pgr, call of duty or valorant with mechanical skill involved. Just because people don’t tryhard in hsr doesn’t mean its hard to get to grips with alot of it. My very point is sure their is a skill cap but it isn’t to as high of a degree they claim it to be when its literally 80% luck and rng and gacha.The fact it isn’t even their own account adds to their delusion claiming to be the “best hsr player”.
      The whole thing about “improvement” is complete cap. They couldn’t handle any constructive criticism left in their comment section so I really don’t know why they even mentioned it.
      Also I gave them their credits where their credits were due in the other conversation I had with them which they didn’t include in their video saying I liked their video on e2 acheron because it was actually educational but nothing will make me understand how you can claim to be the best player while showing broken supports with unrelatable builds and eidolons 0 cycle especially when it isn’t even their account and everything is edited in
      If you think they cooked me at the end you are titled to your own opinion and I’ll just have to agree to disagree

    • @josephtsai1003
      @josephtsai1003 5 місяців тому +7

      ⁠@@darko6115dawg you lost the moment you took them seriously 💀 it’s obviously a troll and even if you somehow think it isn’t you’re equally delusional for thinking you can change their mind. Move on with your life lil bro yapping that much is pointless

  • @riveneven4415
    @riveneven4415 5 місяців тому

    nah i'd win

  • @nathaniels.3961
    @nathaniels.3961 5 місяців тому +1

    Fu Xuan and Gallagher in F-Tier is crazy.

    • @aidanarmaggeddon
      @aidanarmaggeddon 5 місяців тому +4

      Sustains are shit, Just 0 cycle
      - Xolze, Goddess of TC 💀

  • @Byakuyabou2
    @Byakuyabou2 5 місяців тому

    Low diff :(

  • @tufol33k78
    @tufol33k78 5 місяців тому

    Legendary😂

  • @ilaya4183
    @ilaya4183 5 місяців тому

    Xolze wack as hell. I remember talking to her in StarDB server. She was such an aggressive Seele shiller it was HILARIOUS. So glad she's getting attention she so desperately wanted.

  • @jeffeyL
    @jeffeyL 5 місяців тому

    om

  • @tufol33k78
    @tufol33k78 5 місяців тому +1

    Imagine, 250 $ !!!
    How would you get that otherwise than leaking and spoiling everyone's experience of a game😂
    Oh wait, you could work at ( Honkey) Starbucks and be a barista part time 🤣🤣🤣🤣😮‍💨

    • @aidanarmaggeddon
      @aidanarmaggeddon 5 місяців тому +2

      With when self-proclaimed obsession she's probably allergic to grass and people. Not to mention that Ego 💀

  • @BladieTv
    @BladieTv 5 місяців тому +2

    First

    • @paoo421
      @paoo421 5 місяців тому

      Very first person that use “first” and appear to be first. Nice.

  • @fuvdeu
    @fuvdeu 5 місяців тому +1

    I love Xolze Telos

  • @vielens
    @vielens 5 місяців тому +26

    People like Xelos are what makes one community great. we need more autistic players like them to keep the passion up in this game

  • @yukvv
    @yukvv 5 місяців тому

    Xolze is eango alternate timeline prove me wrong