+SnowStar2200 But static friction is 0 unless some other force is being applied on the object that would cause it to move if not for the static friction. All friction opposes motion or "desire" to move, so there can be no friction if there isn't some force acting on the object, at least trying to move it.
The thing I found funniest is that (as someone from the heart of Amish country) the "like a woman's mouth" joke would actually be hilarious to Amish men 😂
This helped me discover the real life cause for global warming: runners. They're always causing so much friction with their marathons and training. Plus, they release so much Co2 when they're done running. I think we should reduce the number of runners to save the polar bears. That brings me to a question: Would you rather run the Boston Marathon or see a polar bear?
True! But we need to remember the true culprits here: the whales. We need to kill them and fix deforestation because they're mammals and they won't stop stealing oxygen!
Nonsense! Once we put in enough effort to stop global warming and return to the glorious time of the ice age, the polar bears will walk to us! We shan't even have to turn our heads.
" Yes but walking produces friction, and friction creates heat. Your cavalier walking habits are raising the temperature of the entire world" Best logic ever
exactly. Advocates of global warming are starting to look like jehovah's witnesses with their original timelines of the apocalypse coming and going without any real change at all.
Matt looks good with a mustache, but I'm not so sure about beards. Also, all I could think about while watching this video was Weird Al's Amish Paradise song.
Just a question. How exactly are they going to eliminate all birds and butterflies without walking,..or(gasp) Running! That would be really funny watching a big group of the Amish running around a field trying to "eliminate" birds and butterflies.
I have a ton of family that is either Amish or Conservative Mennonite, so that just made this video SO much funnier! (especially since it was a very inaccurate depiction of the Amish, hilarious, you guys definitely rocked the stereotype)Thanks for the laughs! :D
Only because the german parliament is too incompetent to sue you y'all still could mention that this is a slightly changed version of the transcript in the parliament.
Any one watching this during corona is like hey we have been doing these same things, not breathing bc we don’t wanna get covid, not touching ppl bc we don’t wanna get covid, and not walking anywhere bc we don’t wanna get covid 😂😂
I was quite amused as I read down through the comments at the number of people who said 'the Amish will never see this.' As a Mennonite, which is similar to the Amish in a lot of ways, I know quite a bit about Plain culture and you may be surprised at all the Amish who HAVE seen this video. There's quite a few that carry smartphones and are probably laughing over this as well. 😃
love it! but just letting u guys know, the amish think that braids/plaits are english or only for children:) the woman have there hair in buns, parted in the middle. I love Studio C, they make me laugh so hard:)
People think this sketch is satirizing climate change activists, but I’m pretty sure it’s meant to point out the fact that the burden of reducing emissions is loaded onto ordinary people rather than on the corporations where it belongs…
Crops take in CO2 and give off oxygen. How does not growing plants reduce CO2? I guess you could argue for growing them differently, but not not growing them.
If u look in the description it says Steven was in the sketch HE MUST HAVE BEEN THE POLER BEAR. I honestly thought it was Witny* because they were so small but....
Well, energy produced on the surface of the earth from non-excavated material, is basically a cycle, much like the water cycle... Although the water in the air is the most abundant greenhouse gas in the atmosphere, it does not accoynt much to climate change, because almost all of it is part of a cycle Same goes for energy Energy, unlike Carbon dioxide, transfers to other things all the time and becayse you yourself are part of the surface of the earth, your movements account to literally nothing even at the microscopic scale But anyway, if you are reading this comment onto this point, you fell for it fool, Thunder Cross Split Attack
jenealynn g u live near Amish people? The only community like that in New Zealand is the Christian one called GloriaVale. The leader went to jail for sexual abuse....
"Polar bears and children are particularly susceptible to climate change"
best line ever, I swear
Watch studio c’s Emegence pitch meeting and hear Jason
All of Matt's lines are the best
What about "your mom doesnt have any children!!"
Technically right, because ice caps melt, and future generations are most affected by climate change
I found this comment as he said it
I like how since Amish people don't use cell phones there can't be any angry people in the comments.
Yet somehow there are....
2 WAY STREET
2 WAY STREET I'm Amish
Welp the amish near me own cars and iphones so.....
Well there could be former Amish mennonites...
"Actually, I haven't moved from this spot in three days."
Jason was the only one who didn't notice the lack of a toilet.
He also didn’t eat, he didn’t sleep because he would have to sit down and that would make friction, and didn’t bathe
He did move to talk and blink though
@@uwuowo7718 I don't think he drank either
"yes...days"
He'll be so broken when he learns about static friction...
The friction that exists when an object is not moving.
+SnowStar2200 LOL IKR :D
Ikr
+SnowStar2200 But static friction is 0 unless some other force is being applied on the object that would cause it to move if not for the static friction.
All friction opposes motion or "desire" to move, so there can be no friction if there isn't some force acting on the object, at least trying to move it.
SnowStar2200 Static friction does not produce heat
SnowStar2200 does not create heat or any transfer of energy thus "static"
The thing I found funniest is that (as someone from the heart of Amish country) the "like a woman's mouth" joke would actually be hilarious to Amish men 😂
I thought that quote was referring to AOC.
theotherleonaygirl It’s hilarious to all men, but our slave masters don’t like it so we must quiet ourselves.
@@commodorerook3797 this was from 2012 we had not gone insane yet
I think it is funny to a lot of people.
Talsong Kingslayer apparently the truth is inconvenient for me
"Or a woman's mouth."
Dead man walking.
+Coral Roper I agree!!!!!
+Coral Roper no they can't walk anymore
+TheNinjas dead man standing
Rachel Engels they should be sitting but ok
Cat Sanity MMMMMM YES HEATHERS FAN!
"And reduce all things that flap like birds and butterflies..."
"And a woman's mouth." Everyone looks at Jason 😂😂😂
When the Amish go green, you know we've gone too far.
Oh for sure
This helped me discover the real life cause for global warming: runners. They're always causing so much friction with their marathons and training. Plus, they release so much Co2 when they're done running. I think we should reduce the number of runners to save the polar bears. That brings me to a question: Would you rather run the Boston Marathon or see a polar bear?
True! But we need to remember the true culprits here: the whales. We need to kill them and fix deforestation because they're mammals and they won't stop stealing oxygen!
+J Dawg 25o +Smartchick45
I love these both 😂
I hope your kidding cause if ur not than u got problems😆
+Brian Robinson it's a studio C reference, look up 'The truth about running'
+Brian Robinson and kill the whales campaign
I wanna know who was playing the "Polar Bear"....
+Gwen H Are you kidding? that was a REAL polar bear!
+Kevin Hutchings no it was not
I think it was Mallory.
+Dusk Flower It can't be Mallory. She's in the sketch. She has lines in the sketch. Do you know who Mallory even is?
Of course I know who Mallory is! I forgot she was already in the sketch when I was scrolling through the comments, whoops! ^-^
The judgmental, ashamed look on Stacey’s face after Jason’s ‘woman’s mouth’ crack is everything 😂
Point to Jebidiah ( I'm pretty sure I spelled that wrong) ; you can't see a polar bear without walking or riding a plane.
Just float gently.
jebediah i think
Nonsense! Once we put in enough effort to stop global warming and return to the glorious time of the ice age, the polar bears will walk to us! We shan't even have to turn our heads.
NivMizzet89 But won’t we die from cold and not eating
"Careful Hezatiah,the friction! Air five."
And I'm sure this idea came from the question, "How can the Amish go more green?" Brilliant idea!
I love how the title is go green and the video length is 4:20
whats so funny about that?
TwoBlondeEquestrians Go green as in weed, and 420 as in weed pretty much.
ayyyy
I snorted.
XD
Living in an Amish paradise....
Catgirl0217 WIERD AL!! 🦄🦄
i got that too
Catgirl0217 I love weird Al
+Catgirl0217 i love wierd al too
I LOVE WIERD AL!!!
Oh my gosh Stacey looked as mad as Mallory did when Jason was talking about a woman's mouth flapping. Stacey's so awesome......
Okay that was mean....
@@naomibrazil6173 it was?
Was Jason wrong though?
@@naomibrazil6173 what was mean? I think they removed whoever was mean comment.
Irony is that this 2012 sketch is actual reality 8 years later and probably only few years away is not breathing part...
Actually its now with the mask business
"is the truth too inconvenient for you?"
Lol! More convincing than most of the other "go green" arguments! And hilarious too!
These skits are funnier than SNL!
" Yes but walking produces friction, and friction creates heat. Your cavalier walking habits are raising the temperature of the entire world"
Best logic ever
The funny thing about this is the fact that, instead of using facts, he uses fear, guilt, and dances around anything contrary to his theory.
just like real advocates of global warming.
exactly. Advocates of global warming are starting to look like jehovah's witnesses with their original timelines of the apocalypse coming and going without any real change at all.
Not that a majority of real scientists ever actually believed this stuff, it is just easy publicity because disaster stories sell.
@ZoixivTheCat yeah, i don't know the sarcasm dialect of english.
@ZoixivTheCat so, you accidentally made sense?
nice polar bear costume XD
What does xd mean?
@@tylerjackson1348 It's supposed to look like someone laughing their head off.
I would say “imagine how angry the Amish must be getting at this video”, but they’ll never see it.
Go read the other comments; lots of them are actually allowed to have phones and they’d probably laugh at this too
Jeremy looks so refined with a full beard to compliment his trademark mustache.
Matt looks good with a mustache, but I'm not so sure about beards. Also, all I could think about while watching this video was Weird Al's Amish Paradise song.
Yas!!
This sketch is so underrated.
Did anyone notice how Matt was saying don't wave things about when he was waving his hands about like crazy! Nope, just me?
Why are the amish on TV? LOL
Didn't someone once say that Manhattan would be underwater by 2020?
Oop well
you just jinxed us you son of a beautiful woman
It's almost as if man-made climate change is false, or greatly exaggerated...🤔🤷♂️
@@christianjohnson5379 I hope this is sarcasm, because it isn't.
Nope- maybe someone- but definitely not someone with knowledge of science
Wait a second..... When they did an air five isn't there friction in the air?
4:04: That's a good way to get a Darwin Award.
LMB0
Little did they know they were the first in air fives and not breathing!
Anyone else here in 2020?😂
🤣 one of the most clever and really hilarious sketches 😂
Brother Jebediah is so wise in his energy storing he can even run a marathon without moving!. But yet he still gets to his location in the end.
i haven't moved from this spot in three days! did you see mal's face? 1:56
I'll never forget the day I wandered downstairs and saw this sketch playing on the TV, I was hooked on studio c ever since
I think we found Al Gore's home town
You may be right...I bet he was the village idiot!
2:57 sorry for the inconvenience
I think I'd rather walk than see polar bears, I'm sorry.
You can't see a polar bear without walking.
Nathan Andrews Exactly
***** Yes, at the zoo
***** I don't remember
***** I don't! It's been years!
3:00 I apologize for the inconvenience 😂
Ha "illiminate all thing s that flap like birds and butterflies... And women's mouths"
Favorite line
im sorry for this really i am but, eliminate*
Just a question. How exactly are they going to eliminate all birds and butterflies without walking,..or(gasp) Running! That would be really funny watching a big group of the Amish running around a field trying to "eliminate" birds and butterflies.
Becca Heart *eliminate
sorry, I had to do that.
So true
Just realized I’ve been watching studio C for more than eight years. I’m 14 so that means I started watching when I was 6 when this came out.
Matt: We need to eliminate everything that flaps: butterflies, birds . . .
Jason: . . . Or a woman’s mouth . . .
Me: XD
and he walks at 2:16 to tell Jason not to fan when he hasent moved from that spot in 3 days xD
I have a ton of family that is either Amish or Conservative Mennonite, so that just made this video SO much funnier! (especially since it was a very inaccurate depiction of the Amish, hilarious, you guys definitely rocked the stereotype)Thanks for the laughs! :D
man covid helpped with the friction problem i havent left the couch for the past few months
1:00 Sister Obadiah....
i am going green. im never getting up from my bed. as long as theres always studio c.
matt's last point has some value tbh, humans produce alot of co2 in their lifetime (not just by breathing of course)
I live in holmes county ohio which has the highest amish population so I love this to see everyone's different opions about amish
OMG pause at 1:56 Matt's face is hilarious!!!!!!
Alex Black 1:56
Only because the german parliament is too incompetent to sue you y'all still could mention that this is a slightly changed version of the transcript in the parliament.
We’ve been spending most of our lives living in an AMISH PARADISE
-Al Yankovic (Amish Paradise)
" air five " ...so true
Any one watching this during corona is like hey we have been doing these same things, not breathing bc we don’t wanna get covid, not touching ppl bc we don’t wanna get covid, and not walking anywhere bc we don’t wanna get covid 😂😂
Y’all have yet to appreciate “Brother Jeremiah”
I was quite amused as I read down through the comments at the number of people who said 'the Amish will never see this.' As a Mennonite, which is similar to the Amish in a lot of ways, I know quite a bit about Plain culture and you may be surprised at all the Amish who HAVE seen this video. There's quite a few that carry smartphones and are probably laughing over this as well. 😃
My 78 cousins will see this when they're older and leave the amish
Matt's suspenders are twisted 😆
so hard to find I studio c I haven't watched
me too!!!!!!
omg same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From oldest to the latest... I greatly enjoy watching - happy to see more!
Wait, the Amish high-five?
Ever hear of the friction you make when you hit air
love it! but just letting u guys know, the amish think that braids/plaits are english or only for children:) the woman have there hair in buns, parted in the middle. I love Studio C, they make me laugh so hard:)
They could make a square that has 200 yrs of food, 200 yrs of water, a shower that activates in the morning,and a upright bed
Best illustration of the absurdity of the climate change stupidity I have ever seen.
An old studio C I have not seen before? YES!!
People think this sketch is satirizing climate change activists, but I’m pretty sure it’s meant to point out the fact that the burden of reducing emissions is loaded onto ordinary people rather than on the corporations where it belongs…
If I see a polar bear, I won't be walking.
You could also reduce Co2 by not growing crops. At least it's better than not breathing.
(Depends on how you want to go, suffocation or starvation?)
Crops take in CO2 and give off oxygen. How does not growing plants reduce CO2? I guess you could argue for growing them differently, but not not growing them.
@@shawnpitcher7550 where does most of our oxygen come from????
This was the silliest one I've seen of studio C
I think the polar bear is nat
"The Amish go green" meanwhile the length of the video .... Lol
The new green deal in a nutshell.
I keep on getting an ad with Mallory in it ONLY when I watch studio C
If u look in the description it says Steven was in the sketch
HE MUST HAVE BEEN THE POLER BEAR.
I honestly thought it was Witny* because they were so small but....
I knew it was Steven when I 1st watched this years ago
Awww, polar bears!!!!!! That costume was so cute... for Halloween this year, I'm being a polar bear. :):)
I bought a denim dress at target the other day. I thought it was cute and aesthetic but everyone kept calling me Amish
I love the satire of this. Global warming truly is a red herring.
I'M WITH BROTHER JEBEDIAH!!!
Well, energy produced on the surface of the earth from non-excavated material, is basically a cycle, much like the water cycle...
Although the water in the air is the most abundant greenhouse gas in the atmosphere, it does not accoynt much to climate change, because almost all of it is part of a cycle
Same goes for energy
Energy, unlike Carbon dioxide, transfers to other things all the time and becayse you yourself are part of the surface of the earth, your movements account to literally nothing even at the microscopic scale
But anyway, if you are reading this comment onto this point, you fell for it fool, Thunder Cross Split Attack
Is that Whitney in the polar bear costume???
when matt said,"Now let us talk about not breathing" I started breathing insanely fast
go blue
they were social distancing before there was COVID_19
living in Missouri among the Amish I know this is not completely accurate.
jenealynn g u live near Amish people?
The only community like that in New Zealand is the Christian one called GloriaVale.
The leader went to jail for sexual abuse....
@@rachelcookie321 I live near two Amish communities. It's kinda cool seeing Amish buggies going up the streets next to our cars😂
jenealynn g it's a joke
Well considering this is a comedy channel it doesn’t really need to be accurate only funny
1:28 no, that is rediculisly high. The real nomber would be way lower.
We need to go green. Probably one of the funniest lines in this sketch
1:56 ...if you pause, Matt's face 😂😂
Look how long this video is
And it's about going green.
4:02 you are FLAPPING YOUR HAND!
This video is exactly 4:20 minutes long
😂😂😂
Ok so ...
No mustaches, very accurate
Matt looks like a true Amish
The air high five is perfect for COVID-19. Not walking and traveling has done some good lol
I used to actually watch these before I liked them 😂😂
Not walking = saving the world.
It opened my eyes!
Do you notice the last names ended in -iah?
Living in an Amish paradise.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝