Well, if you hear cj after he kills someone, he talks about being sorry, and doesn't want to, if CJ could, he would never kill someone (sorry if my English is bad)
When you think about it Catalina really made progress in her mob life. In early 90's she's just robing small towns but in GTA 3 she is on top of a Columbian cartel.
catalina was just using him to make money and after robbing the bank figured she didn't need him anymore (I'm pretty sure she pretended to respect Claude the whole time)
I think they meant "slave" as in sex slave, and "Master" as in Dominatrix (A dominant female that sexually tortures their slave for pleasure. Not because CJ's black. Jeez it's all about race with y'all nowadays...
3:39 - Gotta love the sudden attitude switch, how CJ went from a pissed hood gangsta to nearly a beggar scared for his own life. Just listen to how he says those lines and pay attention to his tone: "Damn, man, shit. Now where is this stupid bitch?" And then suddenly he is like "baby pls no". The voice actor did a nice job with this one hehe... 😂
Yeah, i also appreciated the fact they didn't give Claude some lines in GTA SA, and how CJ just looks back at Claude literally not making a sound and doing his work, while looking at 'em, i'm fucken dead
@Hentai Lover fapmaterial You must mean the guy that played Tenpenny's deputy Polaski! He died years ago I believe shortly after the games was released!
Fresh 420 Not true, Rockstar were more focused on getting voices for the NPCS rather than Claude, They also had to work on things such as the 3D shit and other stuff.
Catalina never stopped loving CJ in San Andreas and CJ was never interested in her, he just didn't want her to go psycho on him. She says he's jealous when he doesn't care about her new relationship. She calls him constantly and mentions Claude to try and make CJ jealous but he still doesn't care. I honestly think she wasn't even having sex with Claude in the last call, just trying to trigger CJ. All of this to get his attention and try to make Carl take back "his woman".
@@alexcavazos3341 Nah, she most likely did love CJ, the way she talks to him is a weird dysfunctional way of respect, she even asks CJ if the money was more important to him, and gets upset when she realized that at that time it was. She later betrays Claude for money. When she's with Claude in GTA 3, she's downright disrespectful. She liked Claude but kept him for the schemes. She loved CJ, he broke her dysfunctional heart, and once she realized that CJ wasn't going to try to get her back and didn't care about her being in a new relationship, she changed, and Claude got caught up with the disloyal and greedy Catalina, most likely made as an after effect of CJ upsetting her years before GTA 3.
It's hard to believe the same voice actress played this character in both games. She was more colorful/ comical in San Andreas then in III. Even her accent changed.
Catalina or Shitalina doesn't derserve to be known as "Cesar's Cousin" since she doesn't have anything to do with Cesar and the only thing is that she only cares about her self and she just defend her own actions and I always feel like she's putting the blame on men always.
I actually always had a hard time reconciling the SA iteration of Catalina with how she is in GTA III. I know they’re supposed to be the same character, but her entire look & attitude are totally different. In SA she just seems like a crazy woman who wouldn’t have the intelligence or patience to be this scheming mastermind she is in III.
I had an ex like Catalina, a fiery Mexican girl who was super jealous and violent when she got angry. Let’s just say after breaking up her, I’m happy to be alive.....lmao
Didn't San Andreas come out after GTA 3? Or were they like Alternate universes? Cause im searching it up and San Andreas is 2004 and GTA 3 is 2001. So like, Carl and Catalina never happened and she's just always been with Claude.
"Sorry, babe, I am an ambitious girl, and you're just a small-time!" Out of everything she's done, that betrayal was right up there with the worst. They didn't go straight to Liberty, they spent 9 years going across the whole country playing Bonnie and Clyde, probably even having to leave the country a few times. Practically a decade together, they both survived whatever was thrown at them, so Claude isn't small-time. On the upside, he's a sociopath, or has sociopathic tendencies at the very least, so this probably wasn't too heartbreaking for him. Oh, and I have an explanation for Catalina's radically different appearance between the games: extensive plastic surgery. Perhaps Claude too, but he's pretty much the same. Maybe during one job that went awry, she done the dirty work and that required a new look.
Wasn’t heartbroken? He spent almost a decade only to be a waste, after all gta 3 is all about getting revenge. That is literally what the story is about.
Of course because Claude wasn't in power at that time, before the events of GTA 3 took place him and Catalina were robbing banks damn near all over the country. Claude was just following her around like a puppy after it's master, he was down for whatever she wanted to do without even speaking his thoughts on the matter even if he knew it was wrong because he has a stuttering problem that is why he does not speak at all because his name means to stutter. So obviously Catalina would get tired of him at some point because he was useless to her he lacked ambition, his only purpose to her was having him around as an extra muscle to back her up while carrying these tasks just like she did with Miguel and all the others because they meant absolutely nothing to her except for Carl. Catalina was just looking for a foot in the door in the criminal underworld to rise above the ranks, to start running her own show and she got that opportunity when GTA 3 came along.
You can tell Catalina always loved CJ. She couldn’t stop thinking about him so she kept calling him and then once the calls stopped for good and CJ probably never knew why.
After Mission "End Of The Line" CJ: (Got a phone call from Catalina) CJ: "Hey, wassup." Catalina: (Heavy Breathing) Catalina: "Yes, Claude. Faster,Harder, DEEEPEER." Catalina: "Oh,yes, yes, YES!" CJ: "Catalina, you sick. Get help" Catalina: And you Carl, you are jealous. Well CJ was.....
Catalina: My lover needs his car so we can go to Liberty City. CJ: Liberty City? *Remembers his mom's dead* ... *Triggered* Yeah, whatever, have a good time.
Catalina was one of my favorite side characters of the whole franchise her boldness confidence and her strategies of benefiting herself is what made her so special I wish she would become a protagonist of a spin off one day
@@AnonymousUser69666 Chill, bro. She's a fun character and not a so fun girlfriend for CJ. But ofc you can't kill her. Aside for how entertaining she was, she was canonically Claude's prey, not CJ's.
san andreas takes place in 1992 and gta3 takes place in 2001 so Claude and catalina were together for almost a decade!!!! but she says he's "Small time"?!? nigguh what?!??!?!
David Baptiste i appreciate that man I’m 27 and been dealing with women for while now to realize it’s impossible these days. You can tell a woman your hers but she always have insecurities...
20:48 Catalina: "Are you jealous? Are you gonna fight for me?" CJ: "No, no. I-I can take rejection." LMAO but it didnt feel like it wasnt cj dat got rejected
Malik Johnson dam I never beat both gta 3 and San andreas but I kind of remember catalina in 3 but not in San Andreas maybe because I never got that far in san andreas.
Catalina could honestly be the female Trevor too bad she couldn't show up in the HD universe because of obvious reasons I actually love her especially in San Andreas
I think Catalina always loved Carl seeing how she hated him always chasing money which made her mad. Likely her learning about CJ success in San Andrea's such as owning a successful casino and being the manager of Madd dogg and love fist likely made her jealous which resulted in her being tired of the small scale crimes claude was likely making them do.
@@GhostFan-ev4di I don't give a fuck. Catalina is not a woman. She's more than just a demon or a devil who would immediately start bullshit which was caused by her not the person.
There's something that Catalina said during the robbery missions in San Andreas that always stuck with me. We were being chased through a wheat field on the bike, Catalina was shooting off at the mouth as well as with her gun towards the cops, and she shouted "I've keeled hundreds of peegs like you!" Always thought she should have been a protag in a future gta since then.
Back when Rockstar cared about the storyline and not online multiplayer. GTA caters to the World of Warcraft crowd these days. Most GTA V players have never played GTA III or San Andreas.
Gta 5 is Not a real Gta because it have nothin to Do with the old Story Gta vice City is befor San Andreas but it hast the Bosses of IT Gta San Andreas is befor catalina and Claude goes to liberty City so everbody have the question what about Tommy and cj ? So the thing what rockstar had to Do is getting back to the Story
Cesar would be upset about his cousin's death but has to understand that it was for the best because Catalina was a terrible evil backstabbing psychotic human being who uses people and kills them after getting what she wants.
"I'm a God fearing, peace loving, man of the people"
Carl Johnson
lying since 2004
1992
Omg why is this so underrated?
Well, if you hear cj after he kills someone, he talks about being sorry, and doesn't want to, if CJ could, he would never kill someone (sorry if my English is bad)
I think he was being sarcastic.
@@GhostFan-ev4di Hehe, he was referring to the game release date XD
Considering the shit Catalina did to Claude in GTA 3...can we all agree CJ dodged a bullet?
Literally
CJ is GOAT 😎
Dodged a fucking tank shell there
I C What U Did There 😎
Technically cj dodged the bullet first and claude was standing right behind him
Catalina: “where’s your car?”
Cj: “where’s yours?”
Probably a good way to talk with girls
Indeed
yes ffs
Damn straight, don't let these bitches control you.
catalina is not a girl, she's a literal demon
@@doccore same difference
Catalina's voice actress was truly dedicated.
@Nstink 17 years does alot to a person lol
Which one?
@@MichaelM28 it's just Cynthia Farrell, there's no second voice actress lol
I imagine if Trevor met catalyna
Would be a match made in heaven.
Sands *hell
Coy Gideon im not sure, maybe something similar to the bitch in the bike:
Trevor: but i love you!
Trevor - MARRY ME PLEASE
I Fink Trevor meets this girl x'D
The voice actress did an amazing job voicing Catalina. Gave her so much character.
The moan scene
@@officertempenny1725 see you around
Which one?
@@iliektoes ...officer
@@officertempenny1725 makes me wonder... maybe she recorded it while experimenting (you know what) in real life⁉️🤔
"I think i love you"
*err shit*
C
cj was like . sheeeet
Good thing he didn’t actually date her
Ight
@@glitchmaster2672 he just want money lmao
Catalina in San Andreas was funny. But when she appeared in GTA 3, she became even more menacing and serious.
Yeah she no longer was like a jokingly insane she just became brutally cold tbh
And sexy
This is why I love GTA III version more...
Sucks she never dropped even one F bomb in GTA3
@@BobHairEnjoyer GTA 3 is still the weakest 3d gta game imo
In gta 3, Catalina says dating Claude was just business, but in San Andreas she says just business means love
20BloodFoxy04 it means Catalina wants Carl backhand not Claude we’ll I guess this 2 are happy
She's a woman. It doesn't make sense...
Yeah it was sexist so what?
Gta san andreas takes place before gta 3
Maybe she is still in love with Claude, the money just got the better of her
@@Glyxon tsundere's logic
Catalina said she won’t be missing CJ, but she kept calling him. lol. I guess she does miss him.
@@Lilvon92 she kept fronting about Claude having the big one but cj stayed cool cuz he knew he stretched her out proper like.
Thats the god damn point
She called to tease Carl maybe
@Jose Arcadio Morales What?
@Jose Arcadio Morales She says the same thing while she's having sex with Claude in the phone call you get after you beat SA.
When you think about it Catalina really made progress in her mob life. In early 90's she's just robing small towns but in GTA 3 she is on top of a Columbian cartel.
That's right
Colombian*
@_ D0ct0r _ He's right tho'. Columbia is a university in NYC. Colombia is a country.
@_ D0ct0r _ Poor kid.
@@luisgomez.7100 Ur a biitch
"Pig!!"
"Catalina is that you again?"
-CJ,1992
I know it's you stinking perro!
*P I G*
20:47 Catalina: are you jealous? Are you going to fight for me?
CJ: no no i can take rejection!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that killed me
Mehdi TrK 21:10 - 21:32 :)
You are jealous and a coward
@Weight Overload not only was he racing, but he was satisfying me, fully?
@@khorvuz2k Hmm... the advantage of a stick-shift, I guess.
Said every guy thats a boss to a crazy chick😂
One thing for sure,she can shoot really better than big smoke.
Smoke can shoot, he just played dumb
To be fair, that doesn't mean very much
All you had to do is follow the damn train cj
Haha thx
All You had to do,was follow the damn train CJ.
Carl was an intelligent man,unlike Claude who spent 9 frickin years with that psycho
@@jimmyhernandez9111 what
I agree she is fucking toxic and her voice is like a cactus going down your throat
@@jimmyhernandez9111 Found the incel.
@@360Dominator1 an incel calling other people incels
@@michaelyearwood6422 here's an incel calling other incels calling out other incels.
@@Revenant4k *i n c e p t i o n*
14:19: "I'm very angry"
14:32: "I'm very happy"
Pick an emotion, Catalina.
I can't decide
@@Nope-ju3dslmfao
WOMEN LOGIC
Time of the month , hey it happens
a lot of shit can happen in 13min though lol
I'm wondering how Claude endured Catalina for 9 years...
Ozymandias He kept his mouth shut (literally).
He's extremely patient with all the loudmouth asshole residents of Liberty City
catalina was just using him to make money and after robbing the bank figured she didn't need him anymore (I'm pretty sure she pretended to respect Claude the whole time)
Ozymandias after she was done with him, she shot him and got him arrested, what a bitch
I thought he Claude was a mute
catalina: "wheres your car?"
cj: "wheres yours?"
SAVAGE
Excellent counter
CJ: Any car, bike or vehicle in this state is mine! :)
Women don't drive that's what the men are for. 😂🤣
The perfect no u
Vante Novaj wow
Cj's and Catalina's chemistry was hilarious :D
Sex slave and master
Nicholas Clark It's nothing racist. Catalina was CJ's dominatrix. Much to the unvoluntary CJ's dismay.
I think they meant "slave" as in sex slave, and "Master" as in Dominatrix (A dominant female that sexually tortures their slave for pleasure.
Not because CJ's black. Jeez it's all about race with y'all nowadays...
Idk why people hate her at GTA SA shes best to me especially her spirit everybody focusing on the look
Shit out of all the men she been wit CJ was the only one to keep her ass in check without hesitation.
Catalina has to be one of the greatest and most dangerous GTA villains, her character development is 100% accurate.
Catalina: *dies*
CJ: YES!
Claude's mind: why can't I speak, I wanna scream yes.
No.
CJ: Ah shit, here we go again.
Claude: *Shoots his new girlfriend.*
@@KeyleeTamirian Nein.
CJ: Thank God!
Claude: *Shoots at the air to shut Maria's mouth up*
Put a smiley
Because Claude Is Just Like South Park: the Stick Of Truth New Kids!
Earnest Jones but at the end of the stick of truth you can talk but just one sentence
this must be how Cardi B and offset's relationship be like
True lmao
@Jose Moran Latina isn't a race,It's a cultural identity
Jose Moran she’s Dominican so she’s Latina. Afro latina
Jose Moran 👏🏼👏🏼🤦🏽♂️
Jose Moran Cardi B is absolutely Latina, fuck are you talking about?
World War III:
The meeting of Trevor and Catalina
oh, fuck
Glory to Claude Speed! Glory to the savior of the world! XD
They are in different universes, so this would not happen anyway.
She is dead
r ø n n i e
Those 2 fuckers are not important to start WW3
@@m7ray My homie Trevor don't give a shit about no universes, dog
3:39 - Gotta love the sudden attitude switch, how CJ went from a pissed hood gangsta to nearly a beggar scared for his own life. Just listen to how he says those lines and pay attention to his tone: "Damn, man, shit. Now where is this stupid bitch?" And then suddenly he is like "baby pls no". The voice actor did a nice job with this one hehe... 😂
4:27
Catalina: "Carl, I think i love you..."
Cj: "Err, shit that's great. Cool. Yeah, fantastic. All that."
This had me dying 😂😂😂
You wanna go rob some shit, baby 😂😂
Hm-hmm, ha ha! Hm-hmm
Catalina:Carl, I think i love you
CJ:err, shit that's great. Cool. Yeah,fantastic all that
MoMo Gaming ahahaha sameee
*after got relationship*
Carl : Hey, what we got left
Catalina : Are u stupid ? U forget already ?
😂😂
21:40 Catalina: Goodbye Mr Johnson, I will NOT be missing you!
Yet you still call him throughout the game and probably still called him in GTA 3 😂😂
she probably was calling him when she was about to die
CJ changed his number.
She just a tsundere+yandere waifu
@@ferrymanggala6285
Is this satire?
In the mission End of the Line she is jealous and still love Carl
She never love Claude
"Lady, I'm a God fearing, peace loving, man of the people."
lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Chris Punk ok
bullshit
Catalina: Wants CJ to be jealous.
CJ: Wants her to stop.
Claude: Asserts dominance through his alpha male look and behavior.
WITHOUT. A. SINGLE. WORD.
Yeah, i also appreciated the fact they didn't give Claude some lines in GTA SA, and how CJ just looks back at Claude literally not making a sound and doing his work, while looking at 'em, i'm fucken dead
@@yobrethren
Коммуникация настоящих мужчин. Ни единого слова.
All knw who the real Alpha is😂 CJ all the Way Up &Down
@@arm3199 CJ is an sigma male
@@marcusneagu453 sigma are typicaly silent & cool..alphas are louder,confident and cj is a guy with attittude! So hes alpha
Catalina trying so hard to put CJ in jealousy. 😂😂
Jakiy SYeah
Yeah I hated her and I was happy cause she was gone
Rono Islam Good thing Claude blew her up.
Jake Fotograffix Too bad she’s really bad at it 😂
H
Take a shot every time my dawg CJ says "baby".
Welcome to clucken bell, what do you like to order?
I thought you were fuckin dead already..
fatboy.
@Pussy Destroyer You'll be lucky enough not to find a feather!
Big Smoke Take a shot everytime Big Smoke says “We” instead of “You” when following the train.
I'm sure the voice actress is a wonderful person in real life
She really is good at acting psychotic 😂
@Hentai Lover fapmaterial for real? When was that and can you give me anything to search about it?
@Hentai Lover fapmaterial That's sad 😭
Younéss AG No the voice actor is not dead, Named Cynthia Farrell she does audio books and is well alive.
@@Alex-ym3ec oh thank God i really got upset when i thought she died
@Hentai Lover fapmaterial You must mean the guy that played Tenpenny's deputy Polaski! He died years ago I believe shortly after the games was released!
10:25 Catalina: how was it?
CJ: diFFeReNt.....
Catalina: Leave the panic button or I'll kill your children too!
Person: I don't have children *pushes panic button*(Ssvage Moment)
"Idiota, Carl, Idiota!"
-Catalina
I find it weird that Catalina really only knows the Spanish words idiota, perro, and mi amor
I Cannot love a stupid man
-Catalina
In here, mi amor
Faster! Faster Carl! FASTER!!!
Your foolish driving is helping them escape!
@Noo Noo those cowboys åssholes are ESCAPING!
Claude never spoke
He is mute
He got shot in the throat on the first mission by Catalina
he can't talk
Fresh 420 Not true, Rockstar were more focused on getting voices for the NPCS rather than Claude, They also had to work on things such as the 3D shit and other stuff.
Flaming warrior that's weird. I mean, the fact that rockstar didn't give the main character a voice actor is retarded lol.
Catalina never stopped loving CJ in San Andreas and CJ was never interested in her, he just didn't want her to go psycho on him.
She says he's jealous when he doesn't care about her new relationship.
She calls him constantly and mentions Claude to try and make CJ jealous but he still doesn't care.
I honestly think she wasn't even having sex with Claude in the last call, just trying to trigger CJ.
All of this to get his attention and try to make Carl take back "his woman".
Carl actually did care for he was just too full of himself to admit it.
Which is why shes a bitch!
@@alexcavazos3341 Nah, she most likely did love CJ, the way she talks to him is a weird dysfunctional way of respect, she even asks CJ if the money was more important to him, and gets upset when she realized that at that time it was. She later betrays Claude for money. When she's with Claude in GTA 3, she's downright disrespectful. She liked Claude but kept him for the schemes. She loved CJ, he broke her dysfunctional heart, and once she realized that CJ wasn't going to try to get her back and didn't care about her being in a new relationship, she changed, and Claude got caught up with the disloyal and greedy Catalina, most likely made as an after effect of CJ upsetting her years before GTA 3.
@@treondousjackson73 he actually loved his first gf
@@wisediva9807
Yeah, Denise is like the only gf that cared for Carl
It's hard to believe the same voice actress played this character in both games. She was more colorful/ comical in San Andreas then in III. Even her accent changed.
You could make the argument that her accent could have gotten lighter by spending a long time on the East Coast
21:10
CJ: Mission passed "Respect+"
*Meanwhile*
Claude was hearing mission failed theme of gta 3
This is so fucking underrated
@@Mr_Zhyk buongiorno
Ah he want Carl to win so he passed plus he has a new car
@Ant. F. yes man
@@BardiXOfficial in pc? For example in my country, the song of 'mission passed' don't exist, yes, it's a sad fact.
I can t belive she related to Ceaser Vialpando because she is nothing like him
Catalina or Shitalina doesn't derserve to be known as "Cesar's Cousin" since she doesn't have anything to do with Cesar and the only thing is that she only cares about her self and she just defend her own actions and I always feel like she's putting the blame on men always.
Cesar is a good guy and she’s a piece of shit
that’s what makes it funny he’s a chill dude who just vibes while catalina is a fully fledged psycho
Catalina deserves to be due 👎👎👎👎
yeah cesar is really loyal meanwhile catalina god damn betrays everyone for money and power
26:17 Claude is sometimes scary.
The shot is perfect. You are Miguel in this scene, you are the victim of the guy you've been playing for hours with.
And he is also pretty handsome in that scene
Hes not real
@@choahao1360 Thx I didn't know. Really helpful information.
He's always scary.
What's more shocking is that she has the same voice actress across the two games... I swear they were different voices o.o
I actually always had a hard time reconciling the SA iteration of Catalina with how she is in GTA III. I know they’re supposed to be the same character, but her entire look & attitude are totally different. In SA she just seems like a crazy woman who wouldn’t have the intelligence or patience to be this scheming mastermind she is in III.
maybe she finally got those anti psychotics.. lets try apply realistic factors here and not critique a 2001 classic😭
I had an ex like Catalina, a fiery Mexican girl who was super jealous and violent when she got angry. Let’s just say after breaking up her, I’m happy to be alive.....lmao
GI JAM dam that's crazy that's good that you break up and you live and learn
Yeah Latinas can be passionate as fuck. Fiery is a good word.
Damn u should have did her like Claude did blew her ass up 😂😂😂😂
Your ex want to know your location
mrbostonian93 how did you even get with her man
this is why I love gta,they connect there characters in the same world
brickfighter 13 Exactly. It's very fucking cool indeed.
It is
GTA 4 and GTA 5 do the same thing with some characters
@@rustyscrewdrivr GTA 4 did it better tbh
Catalina was super psychotic in San Andreas and totally calm in GTA III. lol
HairMetalBrony1016 she matured as she got older.
@@Lilvon92 true
she chilled out as time passed by the time of gta 3 but kept her psychotic nature probably.
My be he like theat because to many pepole in liberty many pepole say he weird so whh he calm and tranformed to be good criminalsl
Didn't San Andreas come out after GTA 3? Or were they like Alternate universes? Cause im searching it up and San Andreas is 2004 and GTA 3 is 2001.
So like, Carl and Catalina never happened and she's just always been with Claude.
"Sorry, babe, I am an ambitious girl, and you're just a small-time!"
Out of everything she's done, that betrayal was right up there with the worst. They didn't go straight to Liberty, they spent 9 years going across the whole country playing Bonnie and Clyde, probably even having to leave the country a few times. Practically a decade together, they both survived whatever was thrown at them, so Claude isn't small-time. On the upside, he's a sociopath, or has sociopathic tendencies at the very least, so this probably wasn't too heartbreaking for him.
Oh, and I have an explanation for Catalina's radically different appearance between the games: extensive plastic surgery. Perhaps Claude too, but he's pretty much the same. Maybe during one job that went awry, she done the dirty work and that required a new look.
Wasn’t heartbroken? He spent almost a decade only to be a waste, after all gta 3 is all about getting revenge. That is literally what the story is about.
Catalina still loved Carl that’s why she called him and that is why she shot Claude
Exactly, that is what I try to tell people.
Still crazy....RKO her.....now
Lmao! Carl was probably dead before 2001, she probably wish she can turn back the hands of time 😂
She tried to kill claude because she dont need claude anymore
Of course because Claude wasn't in power at that time, before the events of GTA 3 took place him and Catalina were robbing banks damn near all over the country. Claude was just following her around like a puppy after it's master, he was down for whatever she wanted to do without even speaking his thoughts on the matter even if he knew it was wrong because he has a stuttering problem that is why he does not speak at all because his name means to stutter. So obviously Catalina would get tired of him at some point because he was useless to her he lacked ambition, his only purpose to her was having him around as an extra muscle to back her up while carrying these tasks just like she did with Miguel and all the others because they meant absolutely nothing to her except for Carl. Catalina was just looking for a foot in the door in the criminal underworld to rise above the ranks, to start running her own show and she got that opportunity when GTA 3 came along.
You can tell Catalina always loved CJ. She couldn’t stop thinking about him so she kept calling him and then once the calls stopped for good and CJ probably never knew why.
CJ and Catalina having a convo about “strong women” while gunning down cowboys who robbed a convenience store is the most GTA thing I can think of.
8:07
After Mission "End Of The Line"
CJ: (Got a phone call from Catalina)
CJ: "Hey, wassup."
Catalina: (Heavy Breathing)
Catalina: "Yes, Claude. Faster,Harder, DEEEPEER."
Catalina: "Oh,yes, yes, YES!"
CJ: "Catalina, you sick. Get help"
Catalina: And you Carl, you are jealous.
Well CJ was.....
I got this call just a few minutes before i was about to start "End of the Line"
@@rennor3498 before the mission???
@@scout2926 yes right when i was about to begin the end of the line this was back in 2007
@@rennor3498 you're lying
Poor Claude
I actually liked Catalina. After I finished her missions I won't lie I missed her lowkey. I remember waiting and hoping she would call me again. 😂
Yeah
Then in gta3 the whole thing is a quest to kill her
S.P randomness exactly lol...
I would guess Cesar is pissed when hearing Catalina is killed by Claude
And what’s better,
CJ VS CLAUDE
EPIC BATTLE!!!
Catalina: My lover needs his car so we can go to Liberty City.
CJ: Liberty City? *Remembers his mom's dead* ... *Triggered* Yeah, whatever, have a good time.
Pensamiento 0 He later does go to Liberty City.
@ICP4Life and you are someone who can't take a joke, aren't you?
That doesn't even look like a goddamn joke.
He said yeah whatever because he didn't give a fuck 😂
@@cloroxhammer3289 then you still haven't even played gta sa lmao.
"Tiny balls? Now just wait a minute..." lmao
"Lady I'm a god fearing, peace loving, man of the people."
That is my favorite quote
Catalina was one of my favorite side characters of the whole franchise her boldness confidence and her strategies of benefiting herself is what made her so special I wish she would become a protagonist of a spin off one day
Yeah
Maybe something like GTA san andreas stories?
I wouldn't be opposed to this I don't think Rockstar now a days would though
GTA III
Catalina you sick get help!
Edit: thanks for 840 likes, Grove streets for life❤️😎
She is crazy cj
Don't Worry She's Dead
And you Carl you are jealous 😂
Carl Johnson she’s cute
Carbon! Who's the bitch now?
I liked Catalina in SA, her and Cj we're hilarious together. Wish they kept her around for future titles.
DarkShiniobi too bad she fucking died
if cj following catalina he will end like claude,get betray
DarkShiniobi HELL no, she nagged my brains out
Or maybe she is alive like toreno in torenos last flight
Claude will kill him
Catlina went from a petty thief to murderous hitwoman. I wonder how she wouldve treated Carl after that time.
Um killed him?
Catalina always murderous hitwoman. She killed policeman and other thiefs at Gta sanandreas. Just she is not emotional at Gta 3
Cj - no no i can take rejection.
Catalina - you're a jealous and a coward
The woman never gives up 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I always wanted to have a dyom for this Shitalina so that there would be a way that you can canonically kill her.
@@AnonymousUser69666 Chill, bro. She's a fun character and not a so fun girlfriend for CJ. But ofc you can't kill her. Aside for how entertaining she was, she was canonically Claude's prey, not CJ's.
@@AnonymousUser69666 IM PATIENTLY WAITING FOR CATALINAS DEATH IN THIS VIDEO. COME ON!
@@AnonymousUser69666 IT HAPPENED POG
@@rachelciel3330 thank you!
What if Claude met Woozie.
I dont think its gonna work out.
Lmao Blind man and a Mute
Lol
A blind man that knows how to drive a ZR-350 like a Boss but it was funny seeing him run straight into a wall
FLMAO
Met him a couple times. Acted like I was never there. Like I was invisible. Grrrrr made me so mad!
The voice actress did an amazing job.
"Tiny balls? Now wait a minute!" LMAO
san andreas takes place in 1992 and gta3 takes place in 2001 so Claude and catalina were together for almost a decade!!!! but she says he's "Small time"?!? nigguh what?!??!?!
Maybe they broke up when they arrived to LC (or where they went) then in 2001 they reencountered and start again
Reality bitches are never satisfied smh
@@91Definite facts
David Baptiste i appreciate that man I’m 27 and been dealing with women for while now to realize it’s impossible these days. You can tell a woman your hers but she always have insecurities...
Serwin Vincent Rabusa Igano Appreciate it cause it’s the truth 💯
How was it?
ｄｉｆｆｅｒｅｎｔ
What’s funny is that San Andreas takes place before gta 3 and Catalina ends up shooting Claude right in the beginning of gta 3
JRswag there’s a 9 year gap
So? We all know he was mute since SA, idk why people kept saying Catalina shooting him was that cause it
Catalina: *shoots Claude*
Claude: -_-
20:48
Catalina: "Are you jealous? Are you gonna fight for me?"
CJ: "No, no. I-I can take rejection."
LMAO but it didnt feel like it wasnt cj dat got rejected
Berto Bawl Catalina: you are jealous and a coward!
Now let's race!
Carl: Crazy bitch.
Lol right
I just noticed that GTA San andreas is just pre GTA 3
Jaovani Richardson me 2 and I beat both games over 2x and I just realized now after all these years Claude was in S.A. as a prequel to III
Malik Johnson dam I never beat both gta 3 and San andreas but I kind of remember catalina in 3 but not in San Andreas maybe because I never got that far in san andreas.
@Martin Doyle Shit no sherlock
@Martin Doyle I'm so proud of this community lmao
@Who the fuck is HAPPY ?! no locksher shit
She said,she really hates CJ .but she still calling him😂
“Like hitting a man with a frying pan while he sleeps” YO YOU CRAZY CATALINA😂😭
21:10 claude was probably hearing the mission failed theme of GTA 3
LMAOOO
Martin Doyle r/whoosh
Mission failed screen
This CARL THIS is my new man...
Catalina’s Brain: Who’m I will betray later on muahahahah
Lol
@TheFandrian no one😭😢
@TheFandrian ikr 🤐😯😭😢
Cybernonymous G Luckily CJ dodged a bullet and Catalina brain was too damaged.
Atleast she kissed Claude to show affection but CJ? Nah, never even his hot coffee mini game was gone...
CJ-forced to be virgin forever
3:43 This gets me every time.
Why I love all GTA games: *Characters crossovers*
man i just started playing gta san andreas since years, and i just finished all of Catalinas jobs.
+Nik0 v 0.1 (Beta always Wins) DAFUK NIKO why are u answering everybody ... I mean u don't talk a lot with people (just saying)
Harambe finish the story yet
Local liquor store is the hardest from Catalina
Catalina could honestly be the female Trevor too bad she couldn't show up in the HD universe because of obvious reasons I actually love her especially in San Andreas
Charlie Dont Surf Yeah all we got was that pissed off marathon runner..
What if she had a daughter?
therealist811 Actually they do, only 3 characters like Laslow and Fernando
actually trevor atleast he is nice and a good guy some times exept that catalina with her stupid missions .
7:26
Catalina: CaRL, WhAt ArE YoU DO~ing?
The only reason why CJ didn't kill her it's because she's Caesar's cousins
No, mostly because she was no direct threat to him, nor was he hired to do so.
You gona kill his familia?!!
14:47 literally every woman i met lol
cuz thats how you guys make us feels.
Sounds like a you problem, not a woman problem
@@sarahhaque9039 sure, sexist bitch generalizing mankind.
@@sarahhaque9039 stop generalizing please
Cesar asking Carl to partner with Catalina:
Pros:Money
Cons:Catalina
@Nstink yes but not willingly
who else thought of CJ hearing the news of Catalinas Death? or is is just me ??
I would think that maybe he would sorry for her, in Gta 3 she was a ruthless traitor, but in San Andreas she is a kind of hilarious.......
Andy Rosado I think CJ would’ve been ecstatic
But what about Ceaser? That was his cousin.
he'd be like "Mahn Good riddance. Crazy b****."
@@Andrew-sk1fk Cesar woudn't even care about her stupid cousin if she dead since gta 3 is set in 2001 and you have to let it go.
I think Catalina always loved Carl seeing how she hated him always chasing money which made her mad.
Likely her learning about CJ success in San Andrea's such as owning a successful casino and being the manager of Madd dogg and love fist likely made her jealous which resulted in her being tired of the small scale crimes claude was likely making them do.
faster,harder,DEEPER
Total Drama Robert Please baby, I ain't into that shit!
Damn shit are you like a sex?
stop ittttt
@@user-jg78 you shouldn't make fun of down syndrome but yes that was a very bad joke
I have to insult these fuckers to learn to stfu with their shitty jokes.
Catalina mission: women dont drive, thats what men are for!
*after mission*
*catalina drives off with the bike*
me: but..... but.... but...... wtf?
lol ikr XD
Doritos Bag right
She doesn't give a fuck. Catalina is a man.
@@jandres9232 She's a woman don't start with that fucking bullshit
@@GhostFan-ev4di I don't give a fuck. Catalina is not a woman. She's more than just a demon or a devil who would immediately start bullshit which was caused by her not the person.
am I the only one who didn't realize they were the same person
Nope. I was also confused at first
They arent.... GTA 3 takes pace BEFORE GTA San Andreas, also the one in GTA 3 is white and the one in GTA SA is black
@Alexandru Carjan, No, GTA 3 takes place in 2001 and GTA SA takes place in 1992, gta.wikia.com/wiki/3D_Universe
+Alexandru Carjan you are a fucking dumbass
I wuz wondering if they were but I wasn't sure
I remember years ago when me and my cousin were kids playing this game and we LAUGHED our asses off at this part 15:30
I started playing age 6
@@blueraccoon1088me 12 now i am 20
20:28 Claude just casually standing as usual lol
I actually liked Catalina in GTA SA. She was an interesting character and she was a real tough lady. Sometimes she was anoying, but I liked her
"go" "OK" "fine I ain't gunna miss you" 😂
Legends say that Catalina is still in love with CJ
Maybe I was
She dead now! So in love till the day she died I guess.
@@Cacowninja
I bet her ghost haunts CJ though
@@iwillnotcomplyistandformyf6642 Claude is the one that killed her so it makes more sense for her to haunt him.
CJ just said she was a crazy bitch.
@@Cacowninja
LOL ok 😂🤣 (that'll makes even more funnier since Claude is a mute and can't scream)
BABY PLEASE!
Lee? What the fuck? Aren't you supposed to be dead?
vovka murla I ate him dude he was too delicous in walking dead...
Big Smoke what the fuck
Big Smoke weren't you already satisfied with your order?
How's Clementine Lee? Did she can survive the outbreak of her own?
Catilina: Carl! I think I love you!
CJ: Oh! Uh... Shit! Thats... that's great! And... Stuff...
😂
21:12 I love how Catalina's super mad that she lost and Claude is just walking around the car not doing shit
There's something that Catalina said during the robbery missions in San Andreas that always stuck with me. We were being chased through a wheat field on the bike, Catalina was shooting off at the mouth as well as with her gun towards the cops, and she shouted "I've keeled hundreds of peegs like you!"
Always thought she should have been a protag in a future gta since then.
Back when Rockstar cared about the storyline and not online multiplayer. GTA caters to the World of Warcraft crowd these days. Most GTA V players have never played GTA III or San Andreas.
tj baby true so sad but true
It's all about the Online now. GTA 3 ,VC,and SA are my favorites.
tj baby wrong in my casr
I've play WoW and I don't like GTA Online 😂 it's for those with no skill but allot of money.
Gta 5 is Not a real Gta because it have nothin to Do with the old Story Gta vice City is befor San Andreas but it hast the Bosses of IT Gta San Andreas is befor catalina and Claude goes to liberty City so everbody have the question what about Tommy and cj ? So the thing what rockstar had to Do is getting back to the Story
7:24 is so unexpectedly hilarious
GTA 6: *Catalina and Trevor*
Lol
Claude killed her at the end of gta 3 lol
Diffrent universes
@@jayhoward2364 r/wooosh
@Ice Chie explain
Catalina was one of my fav characters, I was laughing my ass off all the time
I finished gta sa and after the final mission I got a call and all I here is moaning and cj is like Catalina you need help
Claude was tasting some coffee
Same
Claud somehow modded hot coffee into the game
And the only help she ever got was being sent to the grave.
“Lady, I’m a God fearing, peace loving, man of the people” this game was too lit🔥
RIP Catalina, you will be missed since the connection with Cesar.
does Cesar know about this because Catalina is his cousin
Cesar would be upset about his cousin's death but has to understand that it was for the best because Catalina was a terrible evil backstabbing psychotic human being who uses people and kills them after getting what she wants.