You didn't suffer as much as I thought. Luckily, the DLC is here to help us. Review the Dryleaf Arts. Gideon will probably go bald trying to review these.
Also known as the Greatsword of Dogshit Players. (Love blasting their face with a charged 80 int meteor while they're stuck in that autistic aow animation)
lmao the frenzy grab incantation scene is great. Being able to blast a full length movie into somebodies brain is a superpower i never knew I wanted until now.
Review the Dueling Shields, Lord Gideon! Surely the All-Knowing wouldn't begin a state of sophisticated *malding* when trying to make sense of those spitroast pringles, no?
The weapon's skill is not really meant to be used in pvp outside of a bait-&-punish play, since it at least has the hyper armor to stomach a few hits while you get your Punch-Out Uppercut ready, but hey, at least it's more useful in that niche than the Veteran PTSDsis' skill is in, well, *_anything._* Besides, there really aren't any interesting skills you can have on fists to begin with, besides like Quickstep/Lifesteal Fist on Katar and
Would have been cool if this had a dlc reskin where it was basically the incantation version of the carian sorcery sword and let you can incantations while equipped.
Oh, I have got some, Abyss. Maybe you could make a mega video for a couple weapons. Like for example: The anvil hammer, the ruins greatsword, the ancient meteoric ore greatsword and the greatsword of solitude to avoid the problem of taking forever to cover each weapon.
A personal favorite of mine was always the Morning Star since it carried me through my DS1 level one run and is currently carrying me through my Elden Ring level 1 run. Nothin' beats the old spiky ball smasher.
I know Gideon mentioned how the moveset is good in the offhand, but I also think the uniqe skill is better in an offhand setup than a powerstanced too. Fist powerstance is super aggresive so most of the time opponents are put on the back foot, which is where the slow uppercut is weakest (opponents can't approach fists easily). When its used as an offhand, opponents typically stay midrange more, just at the perfect distance to get greedy and jump into the uppercut or get hit by the fire rain if they are too hesitant (the fire rain has enough poise damage to interrupt greatswords and halberds iirc, and its really funny when it happens) On the topic of the skill, I think its a lot easier to hit with the right strategy; instead of trying to force them into getting hit by it, invite them into it by trying it after a bit in neutral. Even some above average players will look at it and think "Hey I can totally punish that super slow attack" and then proceed to get a hit in, try to roll out and then get rollcaught by the explosion. Its happened for me too many times to just be luck. The dodge timing is very specific knowledge that you can only get by using this weapon, considering how rare it is. Sometimes you just have to go for that soul read, based off of your opponents personality. In invasions all you have to do is use it in a chase at the right distance or around a corner; most groups are pretty reckless because of the number advantage. There are a few invasions where this lil pal saved my bacon. Sorry for the rant, I just have been using this weapon since I started almost, so I am heavily biased in its favor, and it hurts me to see it underappreciated 10/10 in my heart 4/10 in my honest opinion TLDR: Land the ash more by using it in what seems to be bad sitations, as it is an invite for your opponent to get within uppercut range.
@ABYSS on the topic of dragon gooning weapons can you review the great dragon katana if not how about rellinia’s twin blades that use magic slashes and a fire tornado in its ash o war
when u start doin dlc weapons can you do the smithscript cirque? it's so fucking cool and I wanna know if it's r2 attacks are able to stack up with the other backhand blades
Pardon me for asking, but what was your stats for this build? I noticed you where using the giants seal, but wouldn't the beast seal be better? After all, grafted dragon's overall normal attack damage scales best to str and pretty poorly to faith, in fact it scales better to dex than faith after factoring in the base damage of phys vs fire (faith scaling is important to the unique skill's damage though). I just am hoping you didn't kneecap your damage by going pure faith...
FINALLY WE HAVE IT! THE GODRICK WEAPON REVIEW! Only slightly sad that my joke didn't make it, but it's perfectly fine! Would like to know if you could rate Messmer's Spear? Or Messmers Messy Penetrator if you will
I know you haven’t even made it to a decent amount of base game weapons, but I need to know if light greatswords are bad weapons or if I’m bad (the milady specifically).
The only reasonable thing this is actually good for is constant stance breaking Charged R2 comes out relatively fast, and has better stance damage than most weapons, only rivaled by colossals and the like.. and considering how "fast" they swing, yeah, this one is the winner just grab it, dont even upgrade it and violate npc's stance with it
Bro should be unable to use any weapon in Elden Ring, this MF is about to beat you with fists, rizz your whole family, win in Fortnite and all that while cooking.
You didn't suffer as much as I thought. Luckily, the DLC is here to help us. Review the Dryleaf Arts. Gideon will probably go bald trying to review these.
im gonna touch you
Ranni, stop being such a meta slave
Mantis blade needs some love. That poor Bloodborne reference got the short end of all the weapons. Please save the folding pocket knife
"pvp guy" a hero you never heard about.
He suffered for our sins.
The greatsword of damnation is crazy especially when you hit that nasty aow
THE GREATSWORD OF WHAT NOW!?
@@Anamnesis010 yes, now delete this so you don’t spoil
Also known as the Greatsword of Dogshit Players.
(Love blasting their face with a charged 80 int meteor while they're stuck in that autistic aow animation)
6:09 The Vaas moment, just perfect . 😂👌
Best Ubisoft game I ever played aside from Blood Dragon... which is kind of fitting in this video.
@@TheTraveler980 Blood Dragon is such a vibe. Killing crocodiles with neons and lazers and capturing many base in a 1vs20, just so cool. 😎👌
How can one not fall in love with the deranged edits?!
Just *mwah* chef's kiss!
it's great how often you put these out. Can't wait to hear Gideon sass about dlc PvE
PEAK content
Bruh, you can't just break my humor in 10 seconds, that's not how it works
lmao the frenzy grab incantation scene is great. Being able to blast a full length movie into somebodies brain is a superpower i never knew I wanted until now.
Hilarious dude. I been using this goofy claw to make a Soul Calibur Nightmare cosplay. I appreciate the backhanding and funneh explosions
I consider that to be based!
@@opusmagnus26 It's a lot of fun!
Speaking of fist weapons, review Dryleaf Arts and/or Dane's Footwork.
Offhand Dane's footwork to finally kick like gundyr
Review the Dueling Shields, Lord Gideon!
Surely the All-Knowing wouldn't begin a state of sophisticated *malding* when trying to make sense of those spitroast pringles, no?
Base Dueling Shield, Carian Thrusting Shield, or both?
90% of the video: look at those other cool weapons
10% of the video : clip that, clip that! I actually got a kill with dragon fist! clip now!!
The weapon is so cool you have to NG+ it to use it like a normal weapon of its class.
Fortunately, I can now cosplay Hydreigon
Two holy wooden things on dex build got to be my beloved
0:05 no wonder I like Godrick so much, he just like me fr
Dragooner detected 🗿
ABEES forcing Gideon to review Gidrick's coom sock is one hell of a power move.
If I wasn't already subscribed that opening line would've sealed the deal.
My daily dose of good quality memes and informative practical use of weapons I wouldn't dare touch
The weapon's skill is not really meant to be used in pvp outside of a bait-&-punish play, since it at least has the hyper armor to stomach a few hits while you get your Punch-Out Uppercut ready, but hey, at least it's more useful in that niche than the Veteran PTSDsis' skill is in, well, *_anything._*
Besides, there really aren't any interesting skills you can have on fists to begin with, besides like Quickstep/Lifesteal Fist on Katar and
Would have been cool if this had a dlc reskin where it was basically the incantation version of the carian sorcery sword and let you can incantations while equipped.
Do the fireknights greatsword, r1 r1 true combo on bleed it a warcrime
True warcrime is giving it Flame Art infusion, so even dragons can feel the heat from R2
Got a very special video in the making for that spawn of Satan
I’m so glad I found your channel bro, this shit is top tier!🔥
Oh, I have got some, Abyss. Maybe you could make a mega video for a couple weapons. Like for example: The anvil hammer, the ruins greatsword, the ancient meteoric ore greatsword and the greatsword of solitude to avoid the problem of taking forever to cover each weapon.
Amazing work as usual man
Needed this shit its been quite a week
Great video as always. You should review the Fire Knights Greatsword next.
A personal favorite of mine was always the Morning Star since it carried me through my DS1 level one run and is currently carrying me through my Elden Ring level 1 run. Nothin' beats the old spiky ball smasher.
I cant wait for the dlc frenzied flame torch review
Arby’s gives the best backshots to his opps
Frozen Needle. It has a blade that respawns!
I know Gideon mentioned how the moveset is good in the offhand, but I also think the uniqe skill is better in an offhand setup than a powerstanced too. Fist powerstance is super aggresive so most of the time opponents are put on the back foot, which is where the slow uppercut is weakest (opponents can't approach fists easily). When its used as an offhand, opponents typically stay midrange more, just at the perfect distance to get greedy and jump into the uppercut or get hit by the fire rain if they are too hesitant (the fire rain has enough poise damage to interrupt greatswords and halberds iirc, and its really funny when it happens)
On the topic of the skill, I think its a lot easier to hit with the right strategy; instead of trying to force them into getting hit by it, invite them into it by trying it after a bit in neutral. Even some above average players will look at it and think "Hey I can totally punish that super slow attack" and then proceed to get a hit in, try to roll out and then get rollcaught by the explosion. Its happened for me too many times to just be luck. The dodge timing is very specific knowledge that you can only get by using this weapon, considering how rare it is. Sometimes you just have to go for that soul read, based off of your opponents personality.
In invasions all you have to do is use it in a chase at the right distance or around a corner; most groups are pretty reckless because of the number advantage. There are a few invasions where this lil pal saved my bacon.
Sorry for the rant, I just have been using this weapon since I started almost, so I am heavily biased in its favor, and it hurts me to see it underappreciated
10/10 in my heart
4/10 in my honest opinion
TLDR: Land the ash more by using it in what seems to be bad sitations, as it is an invite for your opponent to get within uppercut range.
LETS GO GIDON
Carian shield thrusting sword and blade of ranah are prob my top 2 fav dlc weapons lol
I’m legit curious to see what you think of the perfumes ngl, in my opinion they’re a great example of a usable primarily offhand weapon
Great support weapons fitting for every build, except strength 🗿
This weapon being bad helps you RP the fact that Godrick was the weakest demigod.
i'm curious to see the potential of the beyblade dancer swords
Cane sword review pls?
3:56 where's that audio from???
keep up the good work this sht is funny as f
lets gooooo another abyss video
The new crucible great hammer, Devonia’s I think it’s called
i am sad i didnt comment on each one of your videos :/
they are all amazing :)
@ABYSS on the topic of dragon gooning weapons can you review the great dragon katana if not how about rellinia’s twin blades that use magic slashes and a fire tornado in its ash o war
You should try some of the smithscript weapons, or maybe the beast claws?
Now for a bad weapon break, review the zweihander
IT'S HEREEEEEE
when u start doin dlc weapons can you do the smithscript cirque? it's so fucking cool and I wanna know if it's r2 attacks are able to stack up with the other backhand blades
I'm still surprised the basic attack is a punch instead of a flamethrower like Godrick. I think there's a torch with a faster flame output 😅
Dragon Gooner... so like... Dragooner?
The AOW does good damage if you hit it point blank, decent hyperarmor too
Pardon me for asking, but what was your stats for this build? I noticed you where using the giants seal, but wouldn't the beast seal be better? After all, grafted dragon's overall normal attack damage scales best to str and pretty poorly to faith, in fact it scales better to dex than faith after factoring in the base damage of phys vs fire (faith scaling is important to the unique skill's damage though). I just am hoping you didn't kneecap your damage by going pure faith...
Finaly my favorite weapon😌
Poison perfume bottles 🙏🙏
If you do DLC weapons next I'd like to see some talk about the Great Katan because that move set is sexy
The giant Yubi Yubi :3
Huh? 🗿
@@I_Abysswalker Collasal finga
0:44
Send me a link for... build purposes.
😁🤦😏
FINALLY WE HAVE IT! THE GODRICK WEAPON REVIEW!
Only slightly sad that my joke didn't make it, but it's perfectly fine! Would like to know if you could rate Messmer's Spear? Or Messmers Messy Penetrator if you will
Maybe you could do one with the zweihaner or as i like to call it the trust rod 9000
I know you haven’t even made it to a decent amount of base game weapons, but I need to know if light greatswords are bad weapons or if I’m bad (the milady specifically).
How’s about these hands (dryleaf)
When do we get big Dads long fun Toy (Zweihander)
Wouldn't a dragon be considered a scaly instead of a furry?
I'm yet to study more of these species and cleanse my eyes after 🗿🚬
Nice 👌
This is the sex episode.
I still love the thing for pvp
next weapon fire monk's hammer and sword, please
Do the Back hand blades to unlock the power of any meh (and how it feels to chew 5 Escitaloprams)
Next review the ghetto scythe (grave scythe)
The only reasonable thing this is actually good for is constant stance breaking
Charged R2 comes out relatively fast, and has better stance damage than most weapons, only rivaled by colossals and the like.. and considering how "fast" they swing, yeah, this one is the winner
just grab it, dont even upgrade it and violate npc's stance with it
This is suffering, godrick has the worst remembrance weapon of all time
Acktchually the Regal Spirit horn axe thing is worse imo
DO THE MILADY
Sword of night pls!
Pata (no cipher)
Try bubble sticks
7:56 NOT THE BEST DOGGO
That's a prop I swear!
Greg
Greg 👍
@@I_Abysswalker ua-cam.com/video/L8XbI9aJOXk/v-deo.html
Give yourself a break soldier and try "the meteroric ore blade GS"
I wish this weapon was good lol, I really do
Bro should be unable to use any weapon in Elden Ring, this MF is about to beat you with fists, rizz your whole family, win in Fortnite and all that while cooking.
1 view :)
its really good in pve but other then that get rid of it
Do the plax review