I tried to fix this beyond cooked account... (Genshin Impact)
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- Опубліковано 10 січ 2025
- This video took me a while to do.
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BTW GUYS, I changed the rules for this series. No more requesting through dms and I increased the account requirement to AR 55+ instead of AR 45. If you guys want more info how to apply for this, join my discord server!
This account isnt that cooked, he just doesnt play the game at all
This person plays regularly....and procrastinate
I play everyday 😭
@@JustMeMusai thought i was lazy but damn
@@foxybr4610 BAHAHAHA the truth is I never have any resin
@moosemaynn STOP THE CAP. No exploration + no quests + No built characters
Alright, i'll stop joking because I have one genuine question. What do you spend every day doing?
people be treating this game like their part-time job
FRR
Thanks Subzortg for fixing my account!
I can't really say I fixed it but tried my best
@@Subzortg wdym you literally did 300k with one hit, that's really good
@user-yg9pl6ft6c No that is a footage from my own account 💀 Not the account im fixing.
@@Subzortg still, you helped a lot lol
Hey you should use Flueve Cendre For furina, great f2p option and you can R5 it through fishing in your world as well as other peoples.
I was waiting for a "Screw this I'm out" after a minute looking at that account..
I wish I can say that but I already signed the contract
6:00 god bless you, you don't know how many youtuber I saw that take a person account for wishing, reviewing, fixing etc... And Di whatever they want even don't take permissions or even worst I saw they youtuber themself said the owner said font do thus but I will do it anyway, and it's one of my main reasons I never give my account to anyone.
It's common sense man, your account your rule. I will simply do what is instructed to me. I won't act on my own accord.
Just go back to the last world if it's difficult 💀 a storm in a teacup...
Yeah I hate that
the way this accounts quest log reminds me of a certain other account COUGH COUGH mine lmfao COUGH 😭
😭😭😭
I wish my quest log was that short... it’d be less intimidating...
As flames engulfed the building, the pitiful cries of a cat could be heard, but fear paralyzed the onlookers. Then, my valiant king, Subzortg, charged into the blazing inferno. Moments later, he reappeared, soot-covered but triumphant, with the rescued kitty nestled safely in his arms.
Bro wth
I have no idea what the obsession is with immediately targeting Ascension quests, especially with accounts that obviously aren't ready for the higher world levels, like this one clearly wasn't. So I did get a good laugh from you doing it and then immediately not being able to kill trash mobs.
Eyyy! Cheeky little Arlecchino flex in the end there! Also, love the new series! can't wait for other accounts!
I got no other clips so I just did that as a last minute resort 😭
Hey Yinxuan!
They are AR 50. This is not an account that needs fixing, it's an account that needs to be played on. I am AR 60, I have every quest, every hangout and all maps at 100%, done and finished. I have been playing for 2+ years though. Just play the game....
That is true but it's the account owner's idea so I just did what I can.
My account does need fixing lol. I play the game everyday but I’m not productive on my account. Plus most of my characters are all at level 60, and aren’t properly built.
@moosemaynn what do you do on your account everyday? If you don't level up characters, you don't explore, you don't do quests, then, what's left is looking for hours at the scenery. 😶
AR60 1.0 player, played almost every day, I have almost every quest still unfinished, so uh... No it doesn't need playing
I do have most of my characters built ofc but not everyone does everything in the game
@@Maria-ft5tf I just build random characters run around and do whatever I wanna do
imagine bro sees my account that i stopped playing on for 2 years
somebody has as many quests as me... xD
I almost got a heart attack seeing that
@@SubzortgLOL sorry
@@SubzortgI’m an ar60 1.0 player. I’ve taken my share of breaks too. My quest log is... much longer then his. And I go outta my way to not start anymore. Havent found the time or patience to do them yet. But maybe now that I’m no longer playing on my phone but now on Xbox I’ll have more time. The time I didn’t have b4 bcuz I was busy playing AL, I can multitask and spend some of that time on GI.
tbf tho, at AR 50 you usually just think about making characters stronger, it's fair that the guy doesn't have story quests or every single quest done
Buddy the guy doesn't even do his quest nor his character and he is almost AR 55, Bro's account is beyond cooked
If thats a cooked account you would have a field day with mine
You can just craft the electro stones and use your dust and can make a hydro stones
That's the crazy part I tried that but this account have insufficient dust of azoth. Also not to mention I can't buy it cuz this account doesn't have masterless stardust.
@@Subzortg how in the hell he does not have these🔥🔥🔥
@@foxybr4610 idk🔥🔥🔥
@@foxybr4610 I spent them 🔥 🔥 🔥
man, what kind of lucky people - you look at such accounts and want to cry. Where is my luck????
@@VladikOleksiv ???
HE GOT NEVI AND FURNIA AND HE CANT FIX HIS ACCOUTNS ;(
Oh well...
Yeah I’m so bad 😭
@@JustMeMusa nahhhhh just keep playing the game, it will get better overtime
You're legit so entertaining to watch bro, can't wait for new videos :]
Thank you!
then there's me at ar48 with not a single 5 star character because I lost my two 50/50's and only got weapons 😭😭
🥲🥲🥲
That’s how my quest log look fr I haven’t played character story quest since yelan
Doesn’t seem like they really play the game much, more fun when it’s people that actually play but just have confused or scattered builds
Oh well I did what I can with the account
10:11 IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT THE KAIJU NO.8 SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
YESSSS!!
Fr fr. I started singing alongside him 😂
'Bennet is a must build character' You would be mad if you see my account, my C6 Bennet and Xingqiu are both Lv20
💀
WHY DON'T THEY DO STORY QUESTS OR OPEN THEM 😭😭😭
@@Niko_editsz Because they "Casual Player"
Because some don’t like doing quests,like me
5:19 sounds like something a person with delusion of grandeur would say XD
This is just a new account that the owner doesnt play.
Find some AR60 bricked accounts.
The owner play the game often, well just procrastinate a lot.
I've been playing for 5 months and I've been ar50 for 2 months because I can't beat that one ruin guard in time.
Step 1: level up your team to max
Step 2: talents to max
Google how to build said character and look at artifacts and weapon recommendations
Step 3: weapons to max
Step 4: then work on artifact
Success
AR50 in 3 months... Bro, get a fucking job, degree, friends or anything else! This is not normal to waste so much time on pixels
i created an alt account in april, its going quite well but yeah all those story quests they are still locked by "keys" I've been trying to knock them out as fast as possible i think you get a key after every 2 days of commissions so...its gonna be awhile.
oh and my weapons are terrible I have no sac or fav swords
oh and NRE , with my main account it was introduced while I was playing and yes i did get for my main account but after a while I honestly quit using it, I havent even bothered on the alt
AJSJSJ I remember that when thhe neuvillette banner came out i was still a begginner and I didn't know who to pull and I got neuvi by accident, best accident of my life💕
yep he is one of the most broken character in the game
@@Subzortg happy accidents😀
that stamina bar at AR50 made me ill 😭
@@MeiLika4 FR
I thought my account was cooked enough 💀
There will always be a bigger cooked individual in the kitchen
EHM- WELL I THINK MY ACCOUNT IS EVEN WORSE-
Sooo in 4.8 we'll be getting a new temporary map, will there be an exploration video when it comes out ??
It depends
what pisses me off is that i only have 2 hydros on my account(xingqiu and barbara). This account is suffering from success
I'm suffering from having too many hydros because I cant defeat a single hydro slime 😭
It's more fun of the people actually play Genshin
my accounts probably cooked too ngl but i’ve only been playing for a few months 😭
I’ve been playing for a year 😭
@@JustMeMusa my account is pretty similar to yours, i just dont grind that often
@@asterrix oh alr
@asterrix Oh btw i took a break for like 6 months out of that year
I bought account that have character that i want, but sadly its ar 53 and highest level characters is 20, and have no good artifacts
My account wouldn’t be cooked if I didn’t lose all my 50/50s
omg SAME
Fuck, I think I found an account who’s spent less time playing then me. I’ve merely explored a few more lands, gotten more 5 star characters, and farmed a helluva lot more. Otherwise, same bud same. My quest log is a mile long, and I’ve gone out of my way to not start more quests.
I would say u can fix my account but idek how you'll fix my account, it's a pretty well built account since I have been playing for a long time. The only thing that'll "need fixing" would be like mostly exploration, and the newer characters I have that still aren't really built yet cuz artifacts rng and like some of my supports who's barely built and kinda that way since I'm farming different stuff all the time since I get tired of farming stuff and getting dogshit so I try my luck elsewhere. Only quests I'm behind is like since Navia story quest but I did Xianyun's and Cyno's 2nd story quest. Just haven't done those and it's kinda starting to build up ngl and I only really did male hangouts. So it'll be more of an "account review" than account "fixing" and I feel like you'll probably find it pretty interesting especially since I never built Xiangling nor do I ever plan to use her and I beat like all the content.
I will make video on any account as long you ar 45+ and I will pick random people anyway😭🙏 So I can't really promise anyone
Just put artifacts (read what on right) that fit characters and keep changing them thought I forcus on attack and crit. 😅 still this is from someone that has purple artifacts (I think that the only before gold) and only one 5 star. I am just someone that loves to explore and skip as much talking in game though artfacts less help me level up/fight wolf boss and temples.
This account is better than mine
Nah💀
@@Subzortg i swear I have raiden and she does potato dmg(she's my main dops)
@@SVQ1-V1M Do you have cons? I wouldn't recommend using her as a DPS/Hypercarry without cons
Whats wrong with me is that i get the most useless characters you vould ever imagine but my srtifacts are godly
I thought i was lazy but damn😭🤚(Jk i think mines worse cause i don't even have the chasm unlocked why? Im lazy AND I DON'T LIKE QUESTS im ar 50 btw)
SAMEE WHEN I WAS AR 50 I DIDNT HAVE CHASM UNLOCKED I HATED IT
how to fix account of someone who do not even want to play? Oh yes. usefull thing to do.
This person play regularly but procrastinate a lot, even if this video doesn't "fix" anything just like you said, at least I can give them some ideas on how to manage their account better. I am happy with that
I do want to play lol
I just like having fun instead of grinding my butt of everyday
@@JustMeMusa Help me to find a job. But i want only taking salary instead of working my butt off. Please?
That's me with my star rail account
This looks like my quest log. It bores me soooo much.
Phew reminds me of my account 1 year ago stuck at ar45 with 400k+ extra exp
Took me almost 4 months to make it good enough (zhongli helped me alot).
Im playing like three years now ar 55 but the only thing I really do is the archon quests. Haha
It's okay cuz archon quest is important after all.
I've been ar 50 for a century so I'm more cooked than this account
Getting good artifacts is so hard
Wouldn't it have done the account better to invest in building Bennett, Fischl and/or Diona? Since they already have Neuvillette at 80 and Furina at 90?
Well I can but it's the account owner's order so.
@@Subzortg Oh! That's totally fair then. I just think it'd have done more for the account to work on those three
@iAstra Your point is valid. I would do that but my time is very limited since this is not the only account I have to fix cuz there is more participant waiting for me to make a video on their account so that's all I can do. At least all I can do is fulfill their request and I gave them a bit of advice on what to do next on their own
SOS my acc is cooked
If this is bad….then,mine is ashes
Damn my guy it zen here
What's up!
why is his account so relatable to my alt tho-
well it's your alt after all
Hell nah my account is way more cooked than this account...help me😭
can you do the same series for honkai star rail i really don't know what to do for my acc in hsr
I apologize. I don't play HSR
MY FRIENDS ACCOUNT IS JUST LIKE THIS N I HAVE TO FORCE THEM TO DO IT😭
Keep forcing them or I will have to step in😭🙏
man I'm cooked
I like watching the fix account videos, but I can't imagine ever letting smb into my account to just rumage through it and change stuff around. I mean, what's the point of playing the game then?
It's totally depends on if the account owner is cool or not with it. Plus I simply only did what is instructed to me, I did not "rumage" through his account and change stuff around freely, I did what the account owner ONLY told me to do. I didn't even force anyone to give me their account details. I am a content creator not a scammer.
@@Subzortg yeah, dude, I totally get it. I wasn't trying to offend or anything, I'm sorry if it came out like I was. As I said, I enjoy watching these kinds of videos. In terms of entertainment, it's great that there are people who'd rather have someone else fix or update their accounts. And also, sometimes I learn new stuff while watching as well :)
@kailaniivo Alright man we cool🤜🤛
@@kailaniivo lol I just wanted for him to create content that was different from his usual farming videos, and it seems to have taken off
Hey there, new to your account love the videos but could you make them longer perhaps instead of just 13 or 20 minutes as I like to see more of the progress that you have on these accounts. x
@@Princess-Victoriaundergale Thank you! But I can't really make the video longer because there is other people who are in line for me to make a video on their account. I only spend about 2-3 days on each person's account so I can't really do that much aside from just leveling up their characters and farm a bit for them.
I want to send my acc to be fixed but I dunno if it needs to be fixed
I apologize since the request is already full so It is close for now.
@@Subzortg oh alr
you would surely fix my ar 43 account right :) (its 6 feet under)
I need help for exploration 😅 it's ar55 or 53 account only dps is built well others is copium build
I dont have enkonomiya unlocked either 🌚
Only guy who can fix my account 😂
He only has hydro and I didn't have any until I got Yelan (Barbara and Candece aren't very good in my comp
I recently got Yelan but I currently have no use for her because I have charged attack dps like Neuvi, Chasca, and soon to be Mavuika
This account is extremely similar to my NA account.. I have over 70 fragile resin. ☠️
I was farming for Xianyun after her banner.. I spent more then 70 fragile resin and had over 2500 resin.. I fell asleep and most of it was gone
Also I'm not that dumb anymore, I didn't know that it disappeared because I had just came back from a 6 month-ish break
Just wait until u see my account..
every account review is at least one of these things:
* only has a single 5 star character so there's no flexibility with team compositions
* doesn't play the game lmao, why are you asking for help just play the game
*never looked up a building guide in their life
* only invests in DPS characters, has xiao, childe, neuvillette and hu tao all maxed but xq bennett and every other support is lv 20-70
* does everything right, but has REALLY bad artifact luck
* goated account, they just have skill issue
* a whale that bought too many characters and doesn't have enough resin to max all of them
Facttsssssss
My acc is more cooked then this one even if I didn’t finish the vid I just know it 😭😭
Bro have 3 hydro but only 2 of them could give you energy
That is why it is no different to 2 hydro char :v
Hi! I’m wondering if you’re still fixing accounts. For mine, I just can’t seem to 36 star the abyss. Anything will help!
@@daystarrail I'm sorry the request is already closed a while ago but if you really need some help, you can still join the discord and ask someone for tips in the Genshin channel.
This is lowkey my acc lmao i just fuck around
I’m current,y trying to fix my own account. I’ve always been underleveled. Artis are trash, and now I lack team comps xd. (Plus i wanna build some extra ppl just bcs i enjoy them)
I suggest focusing on building 2 team first consisting on 1 dps, 1 sub dps and support. Focus on making those 2 team strong and if you are finish with that, by then you can build other character you wanna build.
@@Subzortg ah yea. My issue is weapons. I just don’t have enough. They told me to never pull weap, so i never did. But i am at a severe lack of swords (er specifically). Billets aint easy to get. I have like 20 solvents (and i used more than 10) but no billets.
@MoonieLovegood Pulling weapon is optional yes but I suggest having a dps with their own signature weapon could really help your account in the long run. But saving for constellation is also good. Some character got a good early constellation like Yelan, Hutao, Arlecchino just to name a few
@@Subzortg yea the only one with a signature rn is xiao (2pc glad/shim 2pc vv). (Zhongli has homeless tho) I got neuvi’s and shenhe’s weapon laying around, but they have no purpose (yet). Mistsplitter didn’t feel like coming home. I’m saving for kokomi constallations bcs in the end I wanna be a kokomi main for funsies (iknow she can’t do much damage, but it’s fun). The issue with xiao is that I need a c6 feruzan now (didn’t at first) and that kind of really sucks. I don’t have many supports leveled, so that’s where I’m at. (Genshin ascension planner wants to die). I might commit crimes against artifact domains…
I need help with doing better rotations in abyss 😭 isn't possible in my potato phone
Oh dang...
If his account is cooked......oh boy I'm burnt 😭
If anyone if wondering I'm ar53
First ❤ (:
who did this account get lvl 90 furina?
Unfortunately you the second but still fast af gang. Thank you!
Could you fix my ACC?AR 53.I feel like my ACC is horrible,and I also barely do the quests.
Request is closed until further notice
Im ar 56 and my account looks very similar!
Let’s be real, nobody cares about the NRE anymore (especially if you’re going to get Citlali and already have Zhongli and Bennett/Diona/Noelle, etc)
I care. Plus it's convenient.
Oh god this is basically my account HELP?
AHH SHELLY IS THAT YOU
Still dont have the mre. Lmao. Stupid frog and lizard spawn areas arent easy to find.
There is a thing called teyvat interactive map
@@Subzortg ik
this looks like my sisters acc 💀💀💀
Uhm
the first one kinda reminded me of my
my...
my
my
damn
damn this is like me and ive been playin since 2021
i am fine
Go buy a chicken already 315 to be exact
Thanks to y'all I bought two pieces. Y'all are the best
is it okay to say this account is better than mine ?...
Idk what to say
SAME
is it ok if I don't have resin , mora or books
It doesn't matter as long you AR 45+
Pretty similar to my account tbh- lol
Man someone fix my account
Ok buddy XD
Damn you quick
BAGAS😂
@@KingDarius_IVhi darius 😭
@@KingDarius_IVit’s your favorite minor 😭
sorry for late notice
if you need any help in america server
tell me
ill be online in anytime you need
Hey, my account is AR 38 could you fix mine?
Ar 45+ only
@@Subzortg Okay i have one that is AR. 48
@@Subzortg Is AR 48 ok?
Wassup brev where have you been ❤
This video took me a while to edit, that's why I upload late😭🙏
Oh...... wow..... what is that account? Like wow. And not the good type.
nah he fine you just dont have a life
@@Kerhitu Sure, but at least I don't make corny ahh anime content
Hey could you do my genshin acc i need help
Request is already close. If you really need help there are people in my discord who are willing to answer any questions about your account problem.
i wonder how does bro play genshin
-Login
-Ignore everything important and do random stuff
-See piled up quest because of procrastination
-Gets lazy
-Quit the game
-Complain about not being able to fix their account because of their own mistake
-Repeat
Bruh literally my account
😭
Erm it’s mine actually 👉👈🤓
@@JustMeMusa what the sigma
@@Subzortg bruh I got so unlucky with my kazuhas artifacts hes literally c2 and still does 1k damage
@Kaihji c2 kazuha is meant to be a support😭😭😭. You are missing on a lot of reaction team dmg potential😭😭😭
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FIX MY ACC PLS MR SUBBBY WUBBY
😈😈
First (after 2 people)🎉
Hello!!!Yall are damn fast
@@Subzortg u upload at eu friendly time so hi from southeast eu 😂☺️