@@TheSuperLegoMan100 wanna hear something REALLY fucked up? The level of corporate tax Corbyn was proposing is around the same level as it was under Thatcher! That's how far we've come mate...
Nowt worse than a working class person who votes labour and thinks they have their interests at heart. I love Limmy but he's about as educated on politics as any other random cunt off the street in the UK, yourself included, which is to say 'not very'. The largest portion of the EU budget goes towards farming subsidies. In order to receive farming subsidies you need only have arable (farmable) land that is free from forest and wildlife. There is no requirement that you actually be farming anything on that land. So basically, the rich get paid for owning fields that they've forced all the wildlife out of, basically turning them into 'land subsidies' and not 'farming subsidies'. So there's the reveal of lie number 1 for you. Lie number 2 is that you and Limmy seem to think that tory's are the only people who 'steal taxes' when infact Labour MP's are some of the largest recipients of these farming subsidies within the political realm. I wonder why they voted against brexit and wanted to remain in the EU where they get tax money siphoned into their pockets simply because they own land... I wonder why the Labour party is ALWAYS the party trying to INCREASE taxes for 'noble causes' whilst simultaneously unanimously vote in favor of things like the renewal of the Trident nuclear programme where the very same corrupt cunts skim off the top with bonuses and the like.... The same way snobs look down on the working class, is the same way the working class look down upon the middle/upper class. Snobs say the working class are working class because they're stupid, meanwhile the working class say the rich are rich because they're greedy and unfeeling. It's the same kind of ridiculous ignorance that makes people like yourself think that sweeping generalisations are a suitable form of political opinion. The reality is, you don't know details of policy, either proposed OR current, but what you do know is that it's socially acceptable to say 'tory's are all greedy thieving snobs' which makes you seem like you must know something about politics. The worlds a bit more complicated than 'us and them'.
Seriously tho id just go with a cease and desist order and make them change it, if I were u id be throwing up at the thought of them using any of your stuff for their gain
Douglas Ross is the double of Edward fae the League of Gentlemen. He's a " this is a local party for local voters,there's nothing for you here " type chancer.
Labour aren't great but they're certainly not as bad as the Tories and in many ways the problems in particular towns and cities have more to do with national government than local.
@@eoghan.5003 totally disagree exact same. Both got there head in the troff. In Liverpool council had to be removed. Reason labour is loosing constantly, they aren’t getting dogmatic vote. People see both parties are full of it.
@@ryanhall4659 Of course all political parties are corrupt. Politics IS corruption, that's how it works. All politicians are now are big business representatives. However, all I do know about the difference is that when Labour were in office, life in the UK and our freedoms and wages were very noticeably greater... Shortly after 2010 things started becoming a lot more miserable, money harder and harder to earn, living costs have skyrocketed, all those opportunities for work and easy, cheap travel all across Europe that I fortunately enjoyed back in the late 90s/2000s are GONE, I can't even buy my mum the perfumes she loves from a place in France anymore because those businesses are now banned from selling online to UK customers... Most trains now cost 4 times what they did under Labour too by the way. I never liked Blair and Brown etc, but life was still a lot better under their government. Basically, my point is that EVERYONE and their granny now just parrot this "yeah but" argument in response to anyone talking bad about the Tories...and then everyone just votes Tory. They are both corrupt, of course, but the Tories ARE WORSE. Plain and simple. We need radical change in the whole way we go about politics, but until we make that happen, I'll vote Labour over the Conservatives any day of the week, mate. And as for other marginal parties, sadly it's a simple fact that none of them will ever win enough seats in a general election, so it just IS a wasted vote (ie, helping the Tories). The voting and constituency systems need serious change, yes, but were currently stuck with basically a 2 party system, so we HAVE to vote between Labour or Conservative. That's all there is to it until everyone in the country, and preferably other countries too, come together to overthrow the political system and replace it with proper proportional representation. That is to say that all parties who win seats in a general election form, necessarily, a coalition government. This would force political parties to work together instead of just combating one another to win absolute power. It would also remove the 2 party crony system and give voters much more of a voice and influence in the way this country is run. Large and regular public forums should also be introduced, similar to the ancient Greek democratic forums, where each quarter (for example) groups from the public chosen similar to the jury duty system gather in Westminster to publicly (broadcasted) discuss any vital issues of the time. This along with any field experts who could apply for a special speaking position due to having something particular to offer on a given issue. Oh, and anybody wanting to work in politics should not be allowed, by law, to work with any large business, especially multinationals. If they're found to have any links with big businesses, they should go to prison. Simple as. This would at least be a good start in reducing corruption and lack of democracy in government. These are just a few basic ideas from a nobody (me), so just think what we could do together as a nation to change all these rigged and deeply corrupt systems we have running the country.
I really would ideally prefer the centre left of the uk to unite and form a reformed uk, promoting egalitarianism for all 4 countries in one big parliament, as a union should be. Not this London centric bollocks.
Ideally,, all the wishy-washy centrists, left and right, disappear in a magician's trick so that we can end this bland, bullshit status quo where Blair could've easily been a Tory and Cameron could've easily been Labour. Good grief, they are all the same. Admit it and end them or suffer worse.
Scotland doesn't want London running them (itself a lie), which is a continuation of a partnership that created the largest empire in history and made Scotland rich beyond all expectation, but, instead, want to be run from Brussels as a voiceless colony. Scotland holds way more influence in British politics than it should relative to its size. We've had dozens of Scottish ministers at the highest level, including Prime Ministers, chancellors, home secretary's, and everything in between. Not only that, but they get to vote on British matters whilst having a devolved parliament to govern separately...something the Welsh and Ulster people also enjoy - a right, by the way, which the English are not afforded. The fact is, Scotland gets a seat at the highest levels of the U.N, has a nuclear deterrent (in its own backyard), and has a much louder voice on the international stage, as part of a united Britain. The exact same reasons they want to leave the Union are the ones they use to talk up the benefits of the European Union. You know, co-operation not isolation, pooling sovereignty (something they are happy to do with Brussels but not London), and guaranteeing each others safety and security by the way of mutual support and interdependence. Still, the best part is Scottish independence will simply speed up the formation of an English government that is for English members only and which revitalises English nationalism.
@@realgamer4231 Errrrr...that makes no sense. Try some punctuation, it often helps. P.S you voted to stay in our union, the U.K, which meant you voted in the Brexit referendum as part of Britain. We stay together or we leave together...and we left. Instead of making the best of it you want to take back control so you can give it away. I'll repeat that - you want to take back control so you can immediately give it away. There's nothing confident or sovereign about Scottish independence. It's a timid, weak people desperate to suckle at the saggy nipple of the E.U. "Please, please, Brussels, take us in and humiliate us...we will do whatever you want, no matter how demeaning". What's more, you have the gall to berate people who had the courage to leave a system that erases national government and independence, and instead you argue in favour of a centralised superstate. Scotland pre independence: We want independence from this union where we have no say Scotland post independence: We want to join a union where we have no say. Scottish independence: day one We are free, sovereign, independent. Scottish independence: day two We are no longer free, sovereign, or independent.
@@prophetascending9021 what part of being in the eu infringes on your rights? we voted to remain and we had no choice but to leave we have a government but no say in the uk we literally have no say in anything down there so it shouldn't matter to you if we leave if we leave just leave us alone if we fuck something up we'll try to fix it but at least we won't be chained down by Westminster making decisions for us
@@craigo1981 As an englishman I don't understand Scottish Independence at all. It's like Brexit, but worse? You'd be leaving a far more important union for what? for similar reasons as many voted for Brexit? And if so why do so many pro-independence people show so much destain for brexit voters? both seem as imbecilic as each other
@@MrSqurk seems entirely fair to me. I wouldn’t like it. Scots overwhelmingly HATE the Tories, an upper class English centric party of lying aristocrats. When they appropriate cult Scottish humour for the pure purpose of ATTACKING the Scottish National party in government, the only party that is actively pushing for Scottish independence, when all the Tories do is rip off Scotland and block their self determination and independence, then limmy is completely in the right to be angry at this.
even Thatcher patter is bittersweet as she's the only Tory to have died in about 40 years
and Thatcherism is alive and well
To be fair it's really hard to find the phylacteries in which their souls are housed
@@TheSuperLegoMan100 wanna hear something REALLY fucked up?
The level of corporate tax Corbyn was proposing is around the same level as it was under Thatcher!
That's how far we've come mate...
the limey show's my fave Callum. that sketch whur he says "they've turned the weeyins against us". top chat, eh?
shut it
@@Wedwards811 ???
This comment instantly blinded me with rage. Well done, great patter.
I literally chundered everywhaaah
Aye
The look of disgust on his face when he reads the tweet
Ad have said RT if you’ve ever stole hundreds of millions of pounds of tax payers money and gave it to your pals
They've turned the catchphrases against us!
is it .. Master-bit ?
Nowt worse than a working class tory.
Too right mate
Unfathomable why a working class person would vote for those bastards.
Nowt worse than a working class person who votes labour and thinks they have their interests at heart. I love Limmy but he's about as educated on politics as any other random cunt off the street in the UK, yourself included, which is to say 'not very'.
The largest portion of the EU budget goes towards farming subsidies. In order to receive farming subsidies you need only have arable (farmable) land that is free from forest and wildlife. There is no requirement that you actually be farming anything on that land. So basically, the rich get paid for owning fields that they've forced all the wildlife out of, basically turning them into 'land subsidies' and not 'farming subsidies'. So there's the reveal of lie number 1 for you. Lie number 2 is that you and Limmy seem to think that tory's are the only people who 'steal taxes' when infact Labour MP's are some of the largest recipients of these farming subsidies within the political realm. I wonder why they voted against brexit and wanted to remain in the EU where they get tax money siphoned into their pockets simply because they own land... I wonder why the Labour party is ALWAYS the party trying to INCREASE taxes for 'noble causes' whilst simultaneously unanimously vote in favor of things like the renewal of the Trident nuclear programme where the very same corrupt cunts skim off the top with bonuses and the like....
The same way snobs look down on the working class, is the same way the working class look down upon the middle/upper class. Snobs say the working class are working class because they're stupid, meanwhile the working class say the rich are rich because they're greedy and unfeeling. It's the same kind of ridiculous ignorance that makes people like yourself think that sweeping generalisations are a suitable form of political opinion. The reality is, you don't know details of policy, either proposed OR current, but what you do know is that it's socially acceptable to say 'tory's are all greedy thieving snobs' which makes you seem like you must know something about politics.
The worlds a bit more complicated than 'us and them'.
Found the Tory.
@@qwertyuiopdan1 Found the whiney labour pussy
Dee Dee is the best character for fighting Tory rhetoric. Because it belittles their message
"They turned the weans against us"
"Ya did tha' to ya'selvs"
0:15 - The problem with that is the people who didn’t vote for them have to suffer for the stupidity of those who did.
That’s democracy for you
as if I couldn't like this man any more, he spits facts
Tories stealing from the working class as usual
@@voodooray3776 sure, which book do you suggest?
@@voodooray3776 A+ for not answering.
I thought the "Honk if Thatcher's" joke was more about the possibility Limmy knows something we don't and we're just waiting for a signal.
That use of your patter is as rotten as maggie
should've been 'like thatchers brain turned against her' for me
My internal voice is Yous..... When I'm hammered.. Lol, love the channel
"Let it go? No, no..!"
Shoulda done... "Fuuuuckin, dreamt that that.mad.Thatcher was deed... And when a woke up she wiz deed. An a just smiled"
Yeah ive come to think this way. But those of us that didnt vote for them should be let out of the equation.
Seriously tho id just go with a cease and desist order and make them change it, if I were u id be throwing up at the thought of them using any of your stuff for their gain
@Gzus Kreist imagine thinking it somehow isn't lmao
@@THICCTHICCTHICC The concept is... how much actual politics goes on I’m not too sure.
Send every Tory a gift-wrapped Limmy xylophone. You know the one I mean. Shit, just looked at the sub numbers here. What a wasted joke.
Lmao pishin meself at your patter
This is the one. Did it happen?
I wondered what all that honking was last year!!!
Thatcher's dead, what keeps the blighters going?
@Stinko De mayo so long as people continue to piss on her grave we won't have to worry about that.
When he said limey 🤣🤣🤣
#honk #forMaggie
Douglas Ross is the double of Edward fae the League of Gentlemen. He's a " this is a local party for local voters,there's nothing for you here " type chancer.
Remember that "Yeah-ESS or no-oh?"-asking politically engaged audience member from Limmy's Show? I think he actually grew up to become Douglas Ross.
that "fuck off" was real
The days before NPP
So right Limmy
Anyone got a link to the tweet?
Same as labour limmy lad. Look at my hometown Liverpool
Labour aren't great but they're certainly not as bad as the Tories and in many ways the problems in particular towns and cities have more to do with national government than local.
@@eoghan.5003 totally disagree exact same. Both got there head in the troff. In Liverpool council had to be removed. Reason labour is loosing constantly, they aren’t getting dogmatic vote. People see both parties are full of it.
@@ryanhall4659 Of course all political parties are corrupt. Politics IS corruption, that's how it works. All politicians are now are big business representatives. However, all I do know about the difference is that when Labour were in office, life in the UK and our freedoms and wages were very noticeably greater... Shortly after 2010 things started becoming a lot more miserable, money harder and harder to earn, living costs have skyrocketed, all those opportunities for work and easy, cheap travel all across Europe that I fortunately enjoyed back in the late 90s/2000s are GONE, I can't even buy my mum the perfumes she loves from a place in France anymore because those businesses are now banned from selling online to UK customers... Most trains now cost 4 times what they did under Labour too by the way. I never liked Blair and Brown etc, but life was still a lot better under their government.
Basically, my point is that EVERYONE and their granny now just parrot this "yeah but" argument in response to anyone talking bad about the Tories...and then everyone just votes Tory. They are both corrupt, of course, but the Tories ARE WORSE. Plain and simple. We need radical change in the whole way we go about politics, but until we make that happen, I'll vote Labour over the Conservatives any day of the week, mate. And as for other marginal parties, sadly it's a simple fact that none of them will ever win enough seats in a general election, so it just IS a wasted vote (ie, helping the Tories). The voting and constituency systems need serious change, yes, but were currently stuck with basically a 2 party system, so we HAVE to vote between Labour or Conservative. That's all there is to it until everyone in the country, and preferably other countries too, come together to overthrow the political system and replace it with proper proportional representation. That is to say that all parties who win seats in a general election form, necessarily, a coalition government. This would force political parties to work together instead of just combating one another to win absolute power. It would also remove the 2 party crony system and give voters much more of a voice and influence in the way this country is run. Large and regular public forums should also be introduced, similar to the ancient Greek democratic forums, where each quarter (for example) groups from the public chosen similar to the jury duty system gather in Westminster to publicly (broadcasted) discuss any vital issues of the time. This along with any field experts who could apply for a special speaking position due to having something particular to offer on a given issue. Oh, and anybody wanting to work in politics should not be allowed, by law, to work with any large business, especially multinationals. If they're found to have any links with big businesses, they should go to prison. Simple as. This would at least be a good start in reducing corruption and lack of democracy in government.
These are just a few basic ideas from a nobody (me), so just think what we could do together as a nation to change all these rigged and deeply corrupt systems we have running the country.
Limmy becomes an accelerationist
I really would ideally prefer the centre left of the uk to unite and form a reformed uk, promoting egalitarianism for all 4 countries in one big parliament, as a union should be. Not this London centric bollocks.
Ideally,, all the wishy-washy centrists, left and right, disappear in a magician's trick so that we can end this bland, bullshit status quo where Blair could've easily been a Tory and Cameron could've easily been Labour. Good grief, they are all the same. Admit it and end them or suffer worse.
No such thing as centre, it’s a balance that humans cannae achieve
What is patter theft?
Yessss or noooooooo??!!!
The Limey Show
I'm sorry Limmy
they got a reaction out of you, played right in to their hands.
Hooooooooooonk
1:25
Honk if Limey's deed.
Great patter
Nae politics please
Scotland doesn't want London running them (itself a lie), which is a continuation of a partnership that created the largest empire in history and made Scotland rich beyond all expectation, but, instead, want to be run from Brussels as a voiceless colony.
Scotland holds way more influence in British politics than it should relative to its size.
We've had dozens of Scottish ministers at the highest level, including Prime Ministers, chancellors, home secretary's, and everything in between.
Not only that, but they get to vote on British matters whilst having a devolved parliament to govern separately...something the Welsh and Ulster people also enjoy - a right, by the way, which the English are not afforded.
The fact is, Scotland gets a seat at the highest levels of the U.N, has a nuclear deterrent (in its own backyard), and has a much louder voice on the international stage, as part of a united Britain.
The exact same reasons they want to leave the Union are the ones they use to talk up the benefits of the European Union.
You know, co-operation not isolation, pooling sovereignty (something they are happy to do with Brussels but not London), and guaranteeing each others safety and security by the way of mutual support and interdependence.
Still, the best part is Scottish independence will simply speed up the formation of an English government that is for English members only and which revitalises English nationalism.
Did you just paint having nukes in a major city as a good thing?
@@MrSqurk
Oh, fuck off, they are in a deep water port in the middle of nowhere.
Grow up.
@@prophetascending9021 thats why when we voted to stay in the eu we left some power we've got
@@realgamer4231
Errrrr...that makes no sense.
Try some punctuation, it often helps.
P.S you voted to stay in our union, the U.K, which meant you voted in the Brexit referendum as part of Britain.
We stay together or we leave together...and we left.
Instead of making the best of it you want to take back control so you can give it away.
I'll repeat that - you want to take back control so you can immediately give it away.
There's nothing confident or sovereign about Scottish independence.
It's a timid, weak people desperate to suckle at the saggy nipple of the E.U.
"Please, please, Brussels, take us in and humiliate us...we will do whatever you want, no matter how demeaning".
What's more, you have the gall to berate people who had the courage to leave a system that erases national government and independence, and instead you argue in favour of a centralised superstate.
Scotland pre independence:
We want independence from this union where we have no say
Scotland post independence:
We want to join a union where we have no say.
Scottish independence: day one
We are free, sovereign, independent.
Scottish independence: day two
We are no longer free, sovereign, or independent.
@@prophetascending9021 what part of being in the eu infringes on your rights? we voted to remain and we had no choice but to leave we have a government but no say in the uk we literally have no say in anything down there so it shouldn't matter to you if we leave if we leave just leave us alone if we fuck something up we'll try to fix it but at least we won't be chained down by Westminster making decisions for us
"Anyone stupid enough to vote for the Tories" - same applies to the SNP i'm afraid
Who you voting for then?
Who do you vote for if you don't want independence?
Labour normally but with Starmer they're a disgrace, what a party it was with Corbyn
If you don't want independence by this point you're a moron. Vote Labour or Tory if you want, they'll just shite on you anyway.
@@craigo1981 As an englishman I don't understand Scottish Independence at all. It's like Brexit, but worse?
You'd be leaving a far more important union for what? for similar reasons as many voted for Brexit?
And if so why do so many pro-independence people show so much destain for brexit voters? both seem as imbecilic as each other
@@cirrus393 the EU was a far better union for Scotland than the Kingdom ever was
@@thatweirdguyoverther Great analysis, but something a bit more substantial than "EU better" ??
Instead of being happy that people from all sides of life can come together and enjoy Limmy, he’s mad because they’re Torys.
No. He is mad that they’re using his catch phrase specifically to push their awful Tory political agenda
Imagine being annoyed that a political party you don't support stole your catchphrase. The nerve of the man.
@@MrSqurk seems entirely fair to me. I wouldn’t like it. Scots overwhelmingly HATE the Tories, an upper class English centric party of lying aristocrats. When they appropriate cult Scottish humour for the pure purpose of ATTACKING the Scottish National party in government, the only party that is actively pushing for Scottish independence, when all the Tories do is rip off Scotland and block their self determination and independence, then limmy is completely in the right to be angry at this.
@@obsidianman50 that was sarcasm my man.
@@MrSqurk oh. sorry lol, honestly though the rhetoric of sarcastic limmy fans and butthurt tories is almost indistinguishable hahah