US-1 #4 - Atop the Fourth Wall

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  • Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. In this episode, Linkara looks at the fourth issue of US-1!
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    Originally uploaded July 28th, 2014.
    ORIGINAL INFO: Chickens, blimps, barons, and trucks. I’ve had fever dreams that made more sense than this.
    RUMINATIONS: The nice thing about the ruminations at this point is that this was also right when the Patreon started, which means for a while I was doing weekly behind the scenes posts, meaning I can remind myself of what the hell was going on at the time. Unfortunately, I can’t really do those EVERY week as I had initially, but I always try to get them out when I can. And just a reminder, the Ruminations will stop once we reach the Zyurangers episode since that was when I started uploading the new episodes to youtube as a backup anyway.
    In any event, what was going on here? Well, I hadn’t had any storyline for quite a while and when a storyline is up and running I usually want at least one episode per month to have SOME kind of storyline stuff in it, even if it’s just a brief conversation. The next planned storyline bit required filming outside my home, which meant it needed to be scheduled out, but it needed to get pushed back a week. And since I didn’t want people hanging for ANOTHER week, I threw this together to create a bit of a tease for it - that we might be encountering Vyce again. Conveniently, this also allowed for some foreshadowing and hints about where things were going, including with Harvey, 90s Kid, and the foam lizard.

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  • @Gungelion
    @Gungelion 8 років тому +76

    It's raining hen, Hallelujah It's raining hen!

  • @brianlewolfhunt
    @brianlewolfhunt 4 роки тому +18

    "I'm pretty sure he's Italian!" Wow, after issue 9 when it is revealed the Baron isn't even german, this joke just got a whole lot funnier.

  • @thegayhare
    @thegayhare 7 років тому +53

    is it weird that I was hoping the chickens would play a bigger part... I love my chickens and they need heroes of there own

    • @Awesome_Pichu
      @Awesome_Pichu 6 років тому +9

      I was kind of hoping that it would be like Kids Next Door, where the villain is using chickens for some evil scheme

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 5 років тому +4

      @@Awesome_Pichu That is so hilariously stupid, it needs to be a thing.

    • @jamesadamsfl
      @jamesadamsfl 5 років тому +2

      Hey, when I saw all those chickens on the front cover, I was certain they would be part of the Baron's gimmick.

  • @jamesadamsfl
    @jamesadamsfl 5 років тому +8

    I actually like that the Highwayman wants to keep US alive to try to turn him to the dark side rather than just having the Baron take him alive because Main Character Shield. It makes him look smarter. Also, I like the idea of a villain who is impressed when the hero beats him and values increasing the power of his organization over taking revenge for past defeats.

  • @natesmagiccorner
    @natesmagiccorner 8 років тому +28

    Is it weird that after 16:30 I really want for an actual Linkara storyline to be resolved using Linkara's knowledge of furniture?

  • @GreebleClown
    @GreebleClown 8 років тому +73

    @20:30 Chickens are sort of able to fly. They use their wings more for jumping higher, running faster, and cushioning and controlling falls from high areas (such as from a blimp.) They can't sustain lift or attain true flight, but controlled falling they got pretty covered, their wings would act like a parachute.

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 8 років тому +3

      +the Insane Artist
      Well I remember from my youth I had a neighbor who had a number of chicken/Pheasant hybrids a number of whom could fly.

    • @PEZhead5432109876
      @PEZhead5432109876 8 років тому +28

      So, it wasn't flying, it was falling with style?

    • @kahelemaunamedeiros2329
      @kahelemaunamedeiros2329 8 років тому +8

      in the words of buzz light year "this isn't flying its falling with style

    • @GreebleClown
      @GreebleClown 8 років тому +1

      MrGMoney1944 Pheasants can fly, so they must have inherited flight feathers from that parent.

    • @GreebleClown
      @GreebleClown 8 років тому +1

      pezhead53 Pretty much.

  • @Zombiekilleryamato
    @Zombiekilleryamato 8 років тому +25

    No one knows the differences between a blimp and a Zeppelin as a blimp has no frame and only a cab a Zeppelin as a framed ballon is bigger and you can enter parts of the ballon in fight

    • @Zombiekilleryamato
      @Zombiekilleryamato 8 років тому +1

      Here a link to that explain more and all terms www.airships.net/dirigible

  • @VideoGamerNerd
    @VideoGamerNerd 8 років тому +33

    Bullet Bill? No, that's clearly Kabula!

    • @dustinarmstrong1168
      @dustinarmstrong1168 3 роки тому +3

      I now wanna see a US-1/Kirby crossover. The image of Dedede driving a semi sells itself. I mean, he drove an specialized car/buggy on occasion.

  • @sixrabbits3972
    @sixrabbits3972 8 років тому +22

    Well, before these reviews I would not have picked up a US-1 comic and seriously considered buying it. However, thanks to these reviews, when I happened upon one at an antique store I did not hesitate to slap it on the counter and shell out the whole dollar it cost for purchase. I don't have any regrets, these comics are such a treat. Now when friends rummage through my bookshelf for something to borrow I get to explain to them what US-1 is and why they should just read it.

  • @kai615k
    @kai615k 7 років тому +18

    Linkara makes a roadhouse reference...
    AND SANTA CAN BE OUR REGULAR SATURDAY NIGHT THING

  • @Sewblon
    @Sewblon 8 років тому +9

    16:30 When a corporation owned in part or in whole by a private equity company sells stock to service its debt to said private equity firm, it is called a reverse leveraged buyout, or RLBO. Companies that do so almost always have negligible earnings. So the only way to value them is by the price to sales ratio. People in the right position can make money by flipping RLBO stock. However, never hold such stock for any longer than it takes to sell it. Just something I picked up as a research assistant to an equity trader.

  • @davidspring4003
    @davidspring4003 7 років тому +41

    "Are they doing promotions for Sharknado 3 already? The second one isn't even out yet!"
    Ok, I know this is kinda an awkward segway due to the whole "rerun" thing, but...I was at Walmart the other day and saw..
    Sharkando: The Fourth Awakens.

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 5 років тому +3

      Sharknado 7 is now a thing.

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 5 років тому +1

      Mitch Fletcher we’ll wait here in the future until 10 and 14 come out and we all collectively facepalm

  • @captainkirk400
    @captainkirk400 6 років тому +4

    Also...chickens can fly...that is the reason why you clip the flight feathers on their wings, to keep them from being able to fly. I have owned chickens. Though I admit,that some species of chicken might be incapable of flight.

  • @coruscant100
    @coruscant100 8 років тому +7

    I remember finding a website that had every US-1 comic uploaded and ready to read. I myself can't remember the website and I think it's gone now anyway, but if you thought the chicken thing was insane, it only gets more ludicrous, especially the final issue.

  • @JageshemashFTW
    @JageshemashFTW 6 років тому +6

    I take pride in the fact that if I ever become wealthy enough to afford a bright red military officer's uniform and a sharkfaced zeppelin, then I would only use my sharklin and muttonchops for good.

    • @jfdrac
      @jfdrac 5 років тому

      we all know thats not true

  • @AmaranthOriginal
    @AmaranthOriginal 8 років тому +11

    Okay, seriously, I want to see US-1 use a chicken cannon now.

  • @OnDavidsBrain
    @OnDavidsBrain 8 років тому +30

    5:14 Okay, show of hands who wants to see US 1 take down the Colossal Titan? Come on you know if he had enough time he could do it, and with zero casualties. Also the baron looked like what would happen if you mixed Hoggish Greanly from Captain Planet with the Major from Hellsing.

    • @twilight_phantom2969
      @twilight_phantom2969 8 років тому +2

      he really does look that way. also I doubt he could beat the collosal Titan.

    • @THEGREATMAX
      @THEGREATMAX 8 років тому +7

      +Wireless_Phantom You're underestimating the power of truckin

    • @SasukeUchiha-ix2yk
      @SasukeUchiha-ix2yk 8 років тому

      +1TrulyMad if the truck transformed, hell yes

    • @alicedarhk9790
      @alicedarhk9790 6 років тому +2

      Just don't tell Eren. He may just go into blood lust

    • @OnDavidsBrain
      @OnDavidsBrain 2 роки тому +1

      Well, past me turns out that Baron Von Blip (seriously) actually did have an army of Neo Nazi's working for him. Again, seriously! Not that he was racist or something he legitimately thought they looked cool, like the Cosplay Hitler from Biggles and the Menace from Space. See people there's a reason it's called Godwins LAW!

  • @Ruiner667
    @Ruiner667 8 років тому +23

    We need another Deadpool special with US-1 in it! Marvel, make this happen! Also, somehow include Snowflame even if he's DC because the world needs more Snowflame

    • @alicedarhk9790
      @alicedarhk9790 6 років тому +5

      Deadpool called in to put Snowflame into rehab. He's a soldier of fortune- he'd do it. And Snowflame could try and turn Deadpool onto cocaine- the insanity continues.
      Best. Crossover. Ever.
      And it would be a very good PSA hell episode.

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 5 років тому

      @@alicedarhk9790 But doesn't Deadpool already like cocaine?

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 5 років тому +6

    "Look my plans are just really flexible."
    Honestly, I've always felt that was the best way to go about it.

  • @monroeriddell5822
    @monroeriddell5822 5 років тому +4

    The Baron: "Blimps shall replace ze trucking industry as ze major mover of goods in za country!"
    Random guy: But what about airplanes and helicopters?
    The Baron: Uhhhhhhhhhhh…….

  • @godofdarknes
    @godofdarknes 8 років тому +17

    I see the blimp and i can only think of one thing...
    "Kirov reporting."

    • @HyperFlame64V1
      @HyperFlame64V1 3 роки тому

      *Red Alert 2 Hell March Theme intensifies*

  • @TheSefirosu200x
    @TheSefirosu200x 8 років тому +5

    Okay, sure, chickens can't fly, but I'm pretty sure the flapping of their wings and stuff could slow their descent from the zeppelin enough so that they won't be harmed. Not the most perfect theory, I'll admit, but it's something.

  • @Aqua-Marine-UK_1991
    @Aqua-Marine-UK_1991 8 років тому +5

    New on the Menu- chicken nuggets, chicken breast, chicken fingers and chicken stacks. im sure papa wheelie and wide load gonna save and make a fortune with all of those chickens.
    I didnt know you have transformers masterpiece frenzy

  • @C0ldIron
    @C0ldIron 6 років тому +4

    I don't know if he is an actual character in us-1 but I do have known that Papa Wheelie is my next shadowrun rigger.

  • @trainfan-ks5hk
    @trainfan-ks5hk 5 років тому +5

    Linkara announces issue he is going to review
    Also Linkara doesn’t have the issue
    *ROLL THE INTRO!*
    Also up yours nostalgia critic

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 4 роки тому +3

    I do think airships could have a place in the modern day, but not as a practical form of the transportation. I imagine them as being like cruise ships of the sky. Like really, imagine a long, luxury flight experience, that’s slow enough to do some sight seeing

  • @Awesome_Pichu
    @Awesome_Pichu 6 років тому +4

    I finally found a use for that vine. *plays clip* Look at all those chickens

  • @tommydiaz-millan2438
    @tommydiaz-millan2438 6 років тому +4

    " I say I say." What is he Foghorn Leghorn?

  • @Djinsin
    @Djinsin 7 років тому +8

    Linkara, what would your reaction be to a crossover between Brute Force, US-1, and Chik-fil-A's cow superheroes?

  • @ckd8520
    @ckd8520 8 років тому +17

    US-1 > Batman

    • @eugenideddis
      @eugenideddis 8 років тому +12

      US-1>Every other DC and Marvel character combined

    • @davidspring4003
      @davidspring4003 4 роки тому +1

      @@eugenideddis except maybe Brute Force.

  • @Baggytrousers27
    @Baggytrousers27 8 років тому +3

    DAMMIT ... now I want chicken tenders. Why do people think you eat only them anyway?

  • @ceruleanwalker1069
    @ceruleanwalker1069 4 роки тому +3

    Why doesn't his truck turn into a giant robot that fires chickens from its cannon fists?

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 6 років тому +2

    You know, after Cinnamon, Shadow of the Bat, Holy Terror, and Kingdom of Monsters, this is a major step up.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 6 років тому

      Too bad those weren't Turkeys-you could use more Riding With Death quotes that way

  • @averagegamecritic
    @averagegamecritic 8 років тому +5

    Poultrygeist is real. Yes really.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 5 років тому +2

    This is my favorite issue of US1. How is it that this dumb comic is more fun that most comics nowadays?

  • @Sigmundfruit
    @Sigmundfruit 8 років тому +2

    "I'm pretty sure one of those old ladies is stalking me." the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home?

  • @craigkuhlman6869
    @craigkuhlman6869 8 років тому +4

    From what I can tell about the U.S.1 comics back then, it seemed like all fun and silliness. Flash Gordon kinds of silly and "bad" that makes for legends that people want to keep hearing about.

  • @alicedarhk9790
    @alicedarhk9790 6 років тому +2

    First offhand mention of Fat Grandma as a "woman stalking him".

  • @zerogee768
    @zerogee768 4 роки тому +3

    This makes me want to watch MST3K - Chicken of Tomorrow

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 роки тому

      "The car doesn't have a driver! The chickens are taking over!"

  • @adeadphish7931
    @adeadphish7931 8 років тому +2

    the chicken puns still make me giggle like an idiot. honestly, i have no issues with terrible puns in AT4W

  • @dragonsword8129
    @dragonsword8129 8 років тому +1

    I'll admit, I think US-1 should get an appearance in a Marvel cartoon or maybe even a cameo in the MCU. The guy seems both ridiculous and awesome. If they want someone realistic, fine tweak his story a bit, but keep the same spirit and fun tone.

  • @JaredsGaming
    @JaredsGaming 6 років тому +4

    12:19 That is my most favorite bumper.

  • @daelen.cclark
    @daelen.cclark 4 роки тому +4

    I loved that “have at thee” bit you did.
    Also: OOPS, ALL CHICKENS!!!

  • @jessewilley531
    @jessewilley531 5 років тому +1

    I've seen a chickens fly. About 2 and 1/2 feet but flight none the less.

  • @jessewilley531
    @jessewilley531 5 років тому +1

    Poultrygeist was made decades later by Troma.

  • @GanonGhidorah
    @GanonGhidorah 7 років тому +2

    20:46 - Oh C'mon Linkara; maybe it's operating on Ocarina of Time Logic.

  • @gracekim25
    @gracekim25 2 роки тому +1

    *and the the chickens became chicken TENDERS* 😂

  • @lOrdofdOrkness73
    @lOrdofdOrkness73 6 років тому +1

    maybe he knows a particularly evil glazier

  • @trainfan-ks5hk
    @trainfan-ks5hk 7 років тому +1

    I agree I wanted the giant robot thing to happen too

  • @cancerboy153
    @cancerboy153 8 років тому +22

    The Critic/Linkara midroll but is my absolute favorite of all of them. I love they way they imitate each other and how they react to each others imitations. It's just great, and it kind of makes me miss the midrolls (though I know that there are more cuz they're not needed anymore). Oh well, there's all the midroll video

  • @ChristianNeihart
    @ChristianNeihart 8 років тому +2

    This is the most excellent way to provide laughs.

  • @koomori
    @koomori 2 роки тому

    I now demand a US 1 movie adaptation just because I'm imagining a PA frantically calling all over saying "give me all your chickens. No, seriously, *ALL* OF THEM."

  • @jonahfalcon1970
    @jonahfalcon1970 7 років тому

    Hey Lewis, you know that Baron von Blimp is a reference to Colonel Blimp, right?
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0036112/

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 Рік тому

    In addition to the Hindenberg, the loss of the helium filled airship the USS Akron spelled the beginning of the end of rigid airships by the US Navy! The US Arkon was by far more disastrous with 73 lives lost, as only 36 people died during the Hindenberg disaster (13 out of 36 passengers and 22 out of 61 crew, as well as 1 member of the ground crew died, as the disaster occurred while the airship was preparing to land, meaning there were 62 survivors out of the 97 people onboard the Hindenberg)! Also, the USS Akron lacked life jackets, with USS Macon and other airships receiving life jackets to avert future tragedies involving airships falling into the sea & when the Macon went down in a storm, 70 out of 72 crew were saved indicating the life jackets did the job!

  • @justinnelson5960
    @justinnelson5960 4 роки тому +1

    5:50 HAVE AT THEE!

  • @cassiedevereaux-smith3890
    @cassiedevereaux-smith3890 8 місяців тому

    Where's my Baron Blimp/Virman Vundabar crossover?

  • @CthulhuianBunny
    @CthulhuianBunny 5 років тому

    So, Retread has the backstory of Scott Bakula's character from the crappy TV movie/failed pilot "I-Man"?

  • @megainme
    @megainme 8 років тому

    Funny thing about that Attack on Titan reference. U.S. 1 could of too fought with the Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy against the titans in the crossover event comic. Because of the news ANN mentioned many months ago, and I have the first 4 pages of that on the back of my Attack on Titan: Colossal Edition Volume 2. And reading those pages, the inaccuracy to the manga is rather disappointing. Because they took down the female titan in one page/2 panels. If people know about Aot/SnK spoilers, it wouldn't be that easy for even Iron Man, the one who took her down.

  • @adamcraig7842
    @adamcraig7842 5 років тому

    These chicken puns are setting a horrible example for young readers. The Comics Code Authority should have bantam.

  • @humanexperiment5644
    @humanexperiment5644 6 років тому

    did... did Loyd Kaufman read this and get the idea for Poultrygiest that way?

  • @dadobojart7895
    @dadobojart7895 8 років тому

    Okay, now someone really has got to actually make a Jaws ripoff called "Beaks". Preferentially, the same people who made "The Night of the Lepus"

  • @o76923
    @o76923 3 роки тому

    Amazon actually has a patent on using lighter than air craft as an intermediate staging ground for drone deliveries. Basically, the airship works like a portable, slow moving warehouse with all the stuff to be delivered for the day and a fleet of small, faster drones picks up packages and delivers them to their final destination when it's roughly overhead. Then they return to the ship either for another package or to recharge using bays and solar panels.
    It gets around some of the limited range problems of drones and current FAA regulations requiring direct line of sight to commercial drones while they are in operation.
    Sadly, their patent only has it operating at events like concerts and football games instead of turning our cities into the cyber/dirigible-punk dystopias we actually want but it's a first step at least.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 7 років тому +1

    (plays the Chicken version of "Fuck You" from the Muppets)

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 років тому

      I'm surprised the Baron isn't called Biernard Dietrich so he has matching initials too.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 років тому

      I wonder if there's ever been a blimp Decepticon. I don't remember any

  • @cliffwoodbury5319
    @cliffwoodbury5319 2 роки тому

    So it wasn't so silly and was a compelling story they should have had a transport hub magnate from an alternate earth who wanted to show the power of modern blimps so got a hold of transport magnats on this earth and came down with his best pilot to challenge U.S.-1, because on his earth they continued to invest money into blimps even though they had their own setbacks simular to the Zeplins of or earth!!!

  • @alicedarhk9790
    @alicedarhk9790 7 років тому

    Quite a few chickens should be bloody. Chickens are extremely territorial. Chicks a day old will peck each other to death.

  • @futurealarms121
    @futurealarms121 8 років тому

    I can't be the only one who think the Atop the Fourth Wall theme song sounds like the Breaking Bad theme song.

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 2 роки тому

    Chickens can't pull off controlled flight, but they can certainly float down at less then terminal velocity with their wings.

  • @dakotadoyle7573
    @dakotadoyle7573 5 років тому

    Linkara would you be against a crossover between US-1 and Brute Force

  • @fshglskjfhglskjhfg
    @fshglskjfhglskjhfg 8 років тому +1

    What does it say about this series that I wouldn't have been surprised if they HAD turned into giant robots?

  • @GDark08
    @GDark08 5 років тому

    Anyone else think the Great Chicken Colonel looks a lot like Beak of the X-Men? Familial connection?

  • @rojaws1183
    @rojaws1183 8 років тому +1

    Linkara and Nostalgia Critic should smack talk more.

  • @michaelrodriguez7667
    @michaelrodriguez7667 6 років тому +1

    11:15
    21:13

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 4 роки тому

    “Hello airplanes? Yeah is blimps, you win!”

  • @Ice-Climber
    @Ice-Climber 8 років тому +4

    I wonder if US will ever get his own series again.

    • @XFlare17
      @XFlare17 8 років тому

      you think he'll get a cameo, or maybe his own movie?

    • @SMAXZO
      @SMAXZO 8 років тому +1

      +XFlare17 US-1 the movie? Please...we all know we'll get that after Brute Force getting a TV series.

  • @gracekim25
    @gracekim25 2 роки тому

    Who knew truckers were great heroes?😜
    29.9.22

  • @ZannyAisling
    @ZannyAisling 8 років тому

    ...poultrygeist? The troma movie?

  • @Mattfromthepast
    @Mattfromthepast 6 років тому

    This cover makes it look like this issue takes place in Delaware, we have more chickens than people here.

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex 6 років тому

    A zeppelin? Wouldn't the more natural competitor be a train?

  • @thetruewisegamer
    @thetruewisegamer 3 роки тому

    7:05 well that a new one but no one done card games on zeppelins and trucks.

  • @travelerluke5748
    @travelerluke5748 8 років тому

    hah! gillians planet... it sucked!

  • @jfdrac
    @jfdrac 5 років тому

    Ah it will be a sad day when the ruminations run out

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 2 роки тому

    Chickens are the closest relatives of T-Rexes

  • @Maswartz226
    @Maswartz226 Рік тому

    "Look at all those chickens!"

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 2 роки тому

    something is sticking out of your ceiling

  • @jamcalx
    @jamcalx 8 років тому

    last i heard he's a married space trucker.

  • @Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf
    @Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf 4 роки тому

    Retread is the Infiltrator.

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 2 роки тому

    This issue is unironically good

  • @kalebeckham559
    @kalebeckham559 8 років тому

    So many Chickens!

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 2 роки тому

    11:54 he doesn't seem all that into it

  • @captainkirk400
    @captainkirk400 6 років тому

    Oh god...US hit a Cucco!

  • @MightyWizard19
    @MightyWizard19 8 років тому

    Was that a pokedex at the end?

  • @MelissiaBlackheart
    @MelissiaBlackheart 8 років тому

    I love how much joy you have in this. It's nice to see after the horrid nightmares such as Frank Miller's... anything.

  • @meowistforlife
    @meowistforlife 8 років тому

    I can only say one thing about the Zeppelin....
    Kirov! Reporting!

  • @spiderboy43
    @spiderboy43 8 років тому

    How many issues of US-1 are there? I hope there's plenty! Might have to track these down and read em!

  • @SorowFame
    @SorowFame 6 років тому

    Ah, the surface to air missiles finally arrived, I've been waiting for them for months.

  • @ultimatethug832
    @ultimatethug832 8 років тому

    Daym! I'm starting to think AT4W is a breakfast show.

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 8 років тому

    The US 1 comics were actually pretty readable. Very very silly but readable.

  • @faidreview1186
    @faidreview1186 8 років тому +1

    wouldn't zeplins be better environmentally than trucks?

    • @SMAXZO
      @SMAXZO 8 років тому

      +FaiD Review But they are slow...

    • @patrickhammes1829
      @patrickhammes1829 6 років тому

      FaiD Review given the inefficiency, not necessarily

  • @Thrakus
    @Thrakus 8 років тому

    US-1 Night Rider cross over it must happen!!!

  • @goylem91
    @goylem91 8 років тому

    A deadly Chicken weapon... Chikens my Mephisto.