I’ve already seen one on this lmao that’s how I found out about Gerudo Link and decided to play the game just for it and since it sounded cool after I did more research after the fan fiction (I ran across the fan fiction when looking for a manga to read; it’s a comic)
The weird thing, however is that You can't fool monsters as easy as you can fool people. If a bokoblin has just seen you and recognizes you as the player, you can't just put on your boko mask and fool him into think you are a boko too 🤔 But maybe it's a design desition. Would be annoying to get away from npc's sight to disguise you and a good punish when doing so with monsters.
Link's Philosophy. "Life is a series of random shrines, dungeons, and encounters. Eventually, one of them will kill you. Weaker souls would argue that if that ia the case, then best to not do anything at all. But, when one has courage, one cannot help themselves from stepping up to the next thing. To do otherwise is submit to fear; and that is the one thing we cannot do. But more than that, we go forward, because we want to. Because each new challenge is a challenge we accept."
Jesus Link is fucking savage... Leads a guy on to take his boots, then takes his replacement boots, then dumps him without even letting him finish his sentence
I have zero sympathy for this guy. He's only interested in the novelty of dating a Gerudo woman (talk to him with guy clothes on before doing any of this), any one will do. You come along and look a bit less intimidating than the average one so he sees his chance and decides to use you as a way of showing affection. I truly hope that he was able to learn a lesson from this, but it seems like he's too focused on playing the victim to care. (This is mostly rooted in my hatred for how long it took me to find both of these pictures)
I don't feel bad for him either, seems he only made this deal in hopes of getting laid, he was also being creepy, plus why on Earth would he send a lovely Vai out on a dangerous mission in the hot sun to get a picture for him anyway?
***** I talked to him while I was guy, and Mr creep said He's only wearing the boots to show off for Gerudo women so he's just trying to get some tail ._.; I definitely don't feel bad for him at all now
Damm I just wandered like a whole week Lost in the frozen dessert of gerudo highlands just to found that sword but no idea of the sword. I had to watch a tutorial because I thought the sword would be near the heroine but it doesn't.
Tomas Salcedo OR BETTER YET, LETS GIVE HIM (or her) THE *ENTIRE* TRIFORCE!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT WE MAKE HIM (or her) THE PRESIDENT OF HYRULE!!!!!!!! HE'LL BE MUCH BETTER THAN TRUMP!!!!!!!
Tip: if you want to run at normal speed in the desert or snow without boots, use your Sheikah camera. You'll be running in first person but it's quicker, at least until you get both sets.
Bolson's fiancee/wife also says alternate dialogue when you wear the vai outfit. There's also alternate dialogue if you wear the Thunder Helm in Gerudo Town.
Well, all of the Gerudo race can only have one male every 100 years, and Ganondorf is usually that one male. Of course, that's assuming that the Gerudo genetic quirks are still the same as they were in the previous games.
There’s a side quest in the game where a traveler needs a horse, but doesn’t have one. All you have to do is give up one of your horses for the poor sap. I feel like that if in the Snow/Sand Boots quest, that if you had to give up a piece of your pants, that would be more accomplishing.
When I found the sword on the mountain summit, I imagined the statue must have been there to, but has fallen and is buried in snow. I spent *DAYS* looking for it. >:(
I notice that you're running by just tapping the run button to save stamina. There is a glitch that hasn't been patched where if you tap the 'whistle' button at the same time as the run button and keep spamming, and make sure they're at the same time, and walk forward you can run while not taking stamina. It's called 'Whistle-Running' by speedrunners.
SonicGamer i'll tell you so click read more if you want to know. Not a troll, I swear. I sure that if you shoot it's horn of body it will drop something. Sorry for lack of info, but that's all i know.
Link: Can i have them snow boots Bozai: yes but on one condition show me a pic of da sword Link: **talks to him 1 second after** Bozai: oh yes a guy said he saw you Link: (**but**)
I think I figured out how to remember to make progress on this quest. Thank you. Bad thing is, just yesterday as I entered the Akkala labyrinth, blood moons kept triggering within seconds and kept repeating.
Okay so yes he's manipulative and sent someone he cares about into dangerous territory just so she would like him more, but is it wrong to feel a little bad for the guy?
Absolutely. He doesn’t actually care about Link, he’s lost in his fantasy that he’s gonna get laid because he gave a girl his shoes and sent “her” into the frigid mountains just to get closer to her. He’s the definition of a simp.
... Link: Not a chance. Bozai: Urk.. You- Link: But since I'm feeling generous today, I'll bestow on you a new name. Bonzai: Ohh...! Tha- Link: From now on you're Goody TWO-SHOES. Goody TWO-SHOES: ...
Taking this guy's sand boots and playing with his heart wouldn't be that necessary if the effing sand seals wouldn't run away from me everytime I tried to tame one!! >:(
It actually wasn't a stretch because this is normally the route the tutorials take. In a playthrough, most people need to find the statue's sword before finding the actual statue. And I know this a three year late comment, it just was bugging me.
According to the girl in gerudo town, they're ancient protectors of the gerudo. This is basically replacement gods in place of Goddess Hylia, as the gerudo have lost faith in Hylia by now.
this game seems to be hard and easy to some. its easy to me. but i see a lot of people struggling with this game. im 105 hours in and have all 4 of the divine beast and master sword. but i did very hard exploration of each area as i came to it. and done every shrine and every side quest. no speed run bullshit here. im in love with this game. i wont buy odyssey till i 90% complete it hahaha i dont care for chest as i dont need every one. but i did find all the important chest. also farming for meals and elixirs is key for this game. get the silent outfit and go farming for hours!
Well I’m going to answer the question... If you talk with Bozai while you’re a voe,he’ll have a similar intro. But when you say him “Gimme those boots” he’ll say that he’ll give them to a girl....
I'm so glad they gave Link some character in this game. "feast your eyes" and "not a chance" is so much funnier and realistic than "here" and "no."
Yeah, I agree. I love his personality in this. ^^
GIMME THOSE BOOTS.
"Good-BYE"
Seal the deal
"So much more realistic" stfu.
"Who ARE you?"
"The snow boots..."
Wogzzie plays
"I'm bootsexual"
Hyrise Media Looks like he needs a pair of lesbian boots.
Hyrise Media that's what I thought
Uriel Septim you mean gay
Hyrizon I
Links a sassy little character. I finally figured that out lmao "GIMME THOSE BOOTS"
lol
well this is going to spark unwanted fan fictions.
Green Saint so true xD
I’ve already seen one on this lmao that’s how I found out about Gerudo Link and decided to play the game just for it and since it sounded cool after I did more research after the fan fiction (I ran across the fan fiction when looking for a manga to read; it’s a comic)
Love how you change into a Gerudo outfit right next to that guy and he doesn't even notice.
ThePixelTyler | TailsTOG . LOL
what if he doesn't care? 🧐
Npc fam 😂😂
I do that with the guards and it makes me laugh so hard😂
The weird thing, however is that You can't fool monsters as easy as you can fool people. If a bokoblin has just seen you and recognizes you as the player, you can't just put on your boko mask and fool him into think you are a boko too 🤔
But maybe it's a design desition. Would be annoying to get away from npc's sight to disguise you and a good punish when doing so with monsters.
The Legend of Zelda: Catfish Edition
*Astolfo wants to know your location*
Link's Philosophy.
"Life is a series of random shrines, dungeons, and encounters. Eventually, one of them will kill you. Weaker souls would argue that if that ia the case, then best to not do anything at all. But, when one has courage, one cannot help themselves from stepping up to the next thing. To do otherwise is submit to fear; and that is the one thing we cannot do. But more than that, we go forward, because we want to. Because each new challenge is a challenge we accept."
Dude, if you came up with that yourself you should become a philosopher, because that's deep
Thanks. The words are mine, but the philosophy-entailed predates my birth.
You know when your creative when you find out how to do a shrine the wrong way around.
damn.
Link says this to us in his own silent way. But Zelda thinks he is actually talking. Strange...
Him:oh these are my sand boots well wanna han-
Link:Gimme dem boots
Jesus Link is fucking savage... Leads a guy on to take his boots, then takes his replacement boots, then dumps him without even letting him finish his sentence
Rejects, there was no relationship to begin with, only a pawn masterfully used by the master.
Guy: w-will you... g-go o-
Link: I'm a dude.
Guy: ..... can I have my snowboots back?
Some Guy Kai lmaooo
Besides Zelda is Link's true love...hehehhe
Link: fight me.
SashGirl34 *mipha wants to know your location*
Link: No, you can't have your snowboots back, they're mine now.
That guy looks more like a girl than Link does in the Gerudo outfit.
madmoblin I legit thought that was a chick until now.. whoops~
Rii Love don't worry me too
he really interested in vais
Rii Nii same tbh
"This could be a good chance to woo"
Randy C hoo” oof I cant I’m sorry I’m dirty ugly oof
omg, the guy with the sand boots is super creepy.
It's easier to run with sand boots, in the sand. So fuck that guy's feet and feelings as long as I can run in the sand!
@@CarlosRico365 yes
Nah he just a simp
@@AlmyTheAlien could be transgender
@@stpidstuff they're talking about link
I have zero sympathy for this guy. He's only interested in the novelty of dating a Gerudo woman (talk to him with guy clothes on before doing any of this), any one will do. You come along and look a bit less intimidating than the average one so he sees his chance and decides to use you as a way of showing affection. I truly hope that he was able to learn a lesson from this, but it seems like he's too focused on playing the victim to care. (This is mostly rooted in my hatred for how long it took me to find both of these pictures)
I don't feel bad for him either, seems he only made this deal in hopes of getting laid, he was also being creepy, plus why on Earth would he send a lovely Vai out on a dangerous mission in the hot sun to get a picture for him anyway?
***** I talked to him while I was guy, and Mr creep said He's only wearing the boots to show off for Gerudo women so he's just trying to get some tail ._.; I definitely don't feel bad for him at all now
dakitsu luna hey gurl you want sum tail
"This is mostly rooted in my hatred for how long it took me to find both of these pictures" *LOLOLOL*
Guys chill out it's only a game😂
GIMME THE TIMBS-
Lucina/Severa Lowell lol
Lucina/Severa Lowell who's mans is this 😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
*Sigh...Not the Timbs..
Papa's always looking out for everybody
Dude, I cannot tell you how many times you've saved me with your tutorials. You are so helpful.
Those boots should be VERY rare.
It even played the,
Dun dun dun duuuun!!
1:48 - 1:50
Heck yeah mate you can’t even summon your motorcycle in that sand or summon your horse. It sucks only fast ride is a seal
@@ireignsupreme2355seal the deal ?
Should I just ignore Farosh just kinda hanging around up there.
he is in lake hylia too so its fine! (:
RiseofDoom 0 yeah gtfo
Thats that should be the blue dragons area
Silverwolf Pirates the blue one is at the spring of wisdom
ikr
mount lanayru is where naydra is
This was probably the funniest thing I've seen in Zelda by far lmfao
You can tell they designed this route
bomb the vent
-ride current
- fight enemy
- gather rushrooms as you climb
- buried chest
- fight enemy
Damm I just wandered like a whole week Lost in the frozen dessert of gerudo highlands just to found that sword but no idea of the sword. I had to watch a tutorial because I thought the sword would be near the heroine but it doesn't.
I was going with the tutorial on my own switch, and the lynel saw me, and i almost crapped my pants
also, I am on the hill, and it's shooting at me
larrydoor2 If you have weak weapons just avoid it.
I have killed silver lynel multiple times. I think I'm fine...
larrydoor2 or wear a lynel mask but it will not work for long
That's one of the Lynel's actual abilities, Crap Your Pants Glare. It causes a critical shit.
The guy with the boots represents all anime fans xD
Tomas Salcedo OR BETTER YET, LETS GIVE HIM (or her) THE *ENTIRE* TRIFORCE!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT WE MAKE HIM (or her) THE PRESIDENT OF HYRULE!!!!!!!! HE'LL BE MUCH BETTER THAN TRUMP!!!!!!!
TheCrazedPotato Man it's a dude because the only person in this game that is a dude that likes dudes is the guy that sells you a house
Joseph Burger gotcha
Joseph Burger Weeaboos.
🙄
Tip: if you want to run at normal speed in the desert or snow without boots, use your Sheikah camera. You'll be running in first person but it's quicker, at least until you get both sets.
Oh so I robbed him of his boots and dumped him for nothing?
Nice move at the end of the video where your annotation for your other videos block the dam boots when you show them off
yeah no one can't even see them i hate it when those pop up at the end
That dude is straight SIMPIN man
glad i wasnt alone
ive been looking for this statue forever. the worst part is i found it and was standing on the cliff above it without realizing it was there
Well, if you feed Patricia a wildberry, then she'll tell you where the Eighth Heroine is at.
I fought a lynel before realizing the sword was there
@@masterpenguin8472 where can I find some?
@@meadowthefox6146 gerudo highlands
That glassy dude thought that Link was a girl. Poor guy:D
Well everyone thinks link is a girl with the gerudo clothes
not everyone.
Daniel Platon I mean everyone in Gerudo town besides the bodyguard and chief
Bolson's fiancee/wife also says alternate dialogue when you wear the vai outfit.
There's also alternate dialogue if you wear the Thunder Helm in Gerudo Town.
Chicken Nuggetmaster360 and Barta if you wear different armor than the gerudo outfit when you go to find her.
There's a Farosh in my boot
Malice has POISONED the waterhole!
i wonder how would it be to tell this guy and the gerudos that you are actually a man
Mizu
did you just assume their gender?
Mizu well they'll realize that you are the champion and they'll be asking to have your babies
ZeroSteel45 Lol
Well, all of the Gerudo race can only have one male every 100 years, and Ganondorf is usually that one male. Of course, that's assuming that the Gerudo genetic quirks are still the same as they were in the previous games.
grandadmiralthrawn92 one question if no males are allowed in the city where do the husbands stay?
And all this time I've been searching for the eighth heroine in the desert... Doh!
When it's actually at the northern side of Risoka Snowfield in the highlands.
(admiral ackbar) "It's a trap!"
Wow, I feel like a jerk, and I'm not even the one playing.
Starcat5 I kinda wish you could give him armored boots or something in return for his two pairs of boots. Oh well.
There’s a side quest in the game where a traveler needs a horse, but doesn’t have one. All you have to do is give up one of your horses for the poor sap. I feel like that if in the Snow/Sand Boots quest, that if you had to give up a piece of your pants, that would be more accomplishing.
I tried to stab him with the flame blade after he told me, I gave him one of my beloved horses just so that ---- could sell it away
I dont feel bad for him, hes a creep. He deserves it
HOL UP, what he mean grab a quick corner? HONEY WHAT YOU PLAYING AT?!?!
When I found the sword on the mountain summit, I imagined the statue must have been there to, but has fallen and is buried in snow. I spent *DAYS* looking for it. >:(
Yeah holy shit the mechanics of how the statue and sword got separated like that aren’t exactly clear…
Trap Link is best Link :P
I notice that you're running by just tapping the run button to save stamina. There is a glitch that hasn't been patched where if you tap the 'whistle' button at the same time as the run button and keep spamming, and make sure they're at the same time, and walk forward you can run while not taking stamina. It's called 'Whistle-Running' by speedrunners.
It sucks if there is lizalfos chilling about
Thank you for this! I also find it hilarious how link is like the boots. Give me your shoes and then just leaves 😂
Your boots. Hand them over
Off topic, but the snowquill headress reminds of Priscilla in Fire Emblem.
that might if been intentional lol
I swear link gets anything he wants XD
Bozai: "Will you go out with me?"
Link:
Option One: "Not a chance"
Option Two: "About that..."
0:47 Anyone else notice the Tingle reference?
Now thats just...cold
Poor guy
Who else went after the Lynel and killed it at 4:18 ✋️
Is no one going to mention the dragon around 5:00?
You heck'n weaboo I saw it too. Wonder what it does. I'll find out sooner or later, just bought BotW.
SonicGamer i'll tell you so click read more if you want to know. Not a troll, I swear.
I sure that if you shoot it's horn of body it will drop something. Sorry for lack of info, but that's all i know.
You heck'n weaboo I'm gonna start searching for it once I get some good cold resist clothes.
The scales unlock a hidden shrine and could be used to cook
SonicGamer there is another dragon (Farosh) by Lake Hylia in the Faron region. You don't need special clothing to get to that one.
thank you so much for this, definitely would've never found this on my own
Link: Can i have them snow boots
Bozai: yes but on one condition show me a pic of da sword
Link: **talks to him 1 second after**
Bozai: oh yes a guy said he saw you
Link: (**but**)
I think I figured out how to remember to make progress on this quest. Thank you. Bad thing is, just yesterday as I entered the Akkala labyrinth, blood moons kept triggering within seconds and kept repeating.
I think that’s just a glitch
After 3 years I realized you can actually upgrade these
Miss playing my BOTW, but hopefully I'll be able to get back to playing it again. Had a great time when I was on it.
I feel bad for the virgin bozai. We could've given him as a third quest a pair of hylian shoes. Damn it nintendo.
That mission has stumped me for months!
I almost cry anytime I see something related to Revali.
Okay so yes he's manipulative and sent someone he cares about into dangerous territory just so she would like him more, but is it wrong to feel a little bad for the guy?
no because he is representative of everyone with a crush in middle school (even though in game he is like 35 years old)
Nah he’s a creep and Link deserved those boots
Absolutely. He doesn’t actually care about Link, he’s lost in his fantasy that he’s gonna get laid because he gave a girl his shoes and sent “her” into the frigid mountains just to get closer to her. He’s the definition of a simp.
Awesome guide , thank you!
Damn Link. You savage!
Aw man I love the dragon music. When I come up Dinraal i tey to follow him. I always lose him though.
The last time i was truly happy i was playing this game
Weird, the guy gave me the Snow Boots for free without having to do the Sword photo mission.
He always does that
You have to get the sword to get sand boots
There was a chest in 3:56
11/10 Guide. Thanks
i'm trying so hard not to spoil the entire game for myself xD
LOL NOT A CHANCE
Thank you this was very helpful!
Spoilers for TotK eighth heroine quest.
Ironically the eighth heroine was a man that entire time too.
Thanks for the help 🙂 👍
9:31 SAUCY LITTLE PINK HERON?
9:44 these clothings really be going through the shield l
Revali's Gale is now ready!
Thank you so much
...
Link: Not a chance.
Bozai: Urk.. You-
Link: But since I'm feeling generous today, I'll bestow on you a new name.
Bonzai: Ohh...! Tha-
Link: From now on you're Goody TWO-SHOES.
Goody TWO-SHOES: ...
Taking this guy's sand boots and playing with his heart wouldn't be that necessary if the effing sand seals wouldn't run away from me everytime I tried to tame one!! >:(
I always threw bombs at them 😂😂
it's funny how you traveled farther than needed to stretch the video past 10 minutes.
It actually wasn't a stretch because this is normally the route the tutorials take. In a playthrough, most people need to find the statue's sword before finding the actual statue. And I know this a three year late comment, it just was bugging me.
awsome man!
Nice guys finish last.
When I returned to the guy, he just keeps saying “next time we’ll go on a date” what do I do?
You probably know what to do now
After this quest I felt genuinely guilty, lol. He never even found out Link was a guy.
awesome ty
Thanks man
if you had the grappling hook in this game, it would be a wrap.
Who are the eight heroines tho ? In the Zelda canon i mean
According to the girl in gerudo town, they're ancient protectors of the gerudo. This is basically replacement gods in place of Goddess Hylia, as the gerudo have lost faith in Hylia by now.
Hope you'l rich 1,000,000 subscriber just Keep up the good work! |•-GoodLuck-•|
I did not feel bad at all breaking this guy's heart.
this game seems to be hard and easy to some. its easy to me. but i see a lot of people struggling with this game. im 105 hours in and have all 4 of the divine beast and master sword. but i did very hard exploration of each area as i came to it. and done every shrine and every side quest. no speed run bullshit here. im in love with this game. i wont buy odyssey till i 90% complete it hahaha i dont care for chest as i dont need every one. but i did find all the important chest. also farming for meals and elixirs is key for this game. get the silent outfit and go farming for hours!
*GiMmE tHoSe bOoTs*
Well I’m going to answer the question...
If you talk with Bozai while you’re a voe,he’ll have a similar intro. But when you say him “Gimme those boots” he’ll say that he’ll give them to a girl....
Legend has it that if you are first, you get a free Nintendo Switch with LoZ BotW...
FireNinja05 and all the amigos
FireNinja05 First despite being the seventh comment.
Prince Vegeta Nice, I've always needed some Spanish friends.
No, it was first. It only appears seventh.
*Astolfo wants to know your location*
brother complete those shrines. also the npc's a simp
Idk y but I wish there was an option to say yes
....pffff
I got them immediately
Rest in peace bozai.dang how can you just steal his belongings then brutally break his heart..savage vai
Am I like the only one who saw the dragon
Nope
oh, I'm just climbed from the other side for that shrine
Thanks
I love zelda
How did that statues sword get that far from it?
I came here from 10 bad things Link ever did.
People in the comments are saying this should be in the top 10.
No, the top 10 funniest.
I remember finding the sword and thinking "well this is clearly her sword but where is she" and lo and behold there she fucking is, dang it
Nobody:
Link: Gimme those boots
I kinda felt bad for the guy. But it's not like Link is trying to lead Bozai on, since the start all he said was "gimme those boots"