I TAKE CARE OF ROBLOX BABIES

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  • @asteria3650
    @asteria3650 4 роки тому +667

    “why doesn’t this game have guns? We need guns”
    Kirsten in other room: *this is why we have a dog instead of a baby*

  • @itslite2083
    @itslite2083 4 роки тому +6498

    *edit: Albert is the only person in the world that can make a game about taking care of a baby (which is not a horror game) into a horror game...

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 4 роки тому +38

      GlitchWolf_YT ye

    • @LimHaruka
      @LimHaruka 4 роки тому +46

      Agree ngl

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 4 роки тому +12

      Death Stranding is laughing at you. (Specifically Kojima)

    • @ashleyt1723
      @ashleyt1723 4 роки тому +38

      *there's the baby in yellow-*

    • @val_conz
      @val_conz 4 роки тому +13

      You're giving me ideas.

  • @antoniofantonio2238
    @antoniofantonio2238 4 роки тому +271

    “I take care of Roblox babies”
    We all know where this is going..

    • @mikanagai8546
      @mikanagai8546 4 роки тому +3

      Antonio Fantonio Agreed-

    • @fridaymay496
      @fridaymay496 4 роки тому +7

      Antonio Fantonio Did you just copy The person above you?-
      *Not slick*

    • @tuo5155
      @tuo5155 4 роки тому +2

      IIAmmLazyyViolett no

    • @Emily-iv2pd
      @Emily-iv2pd 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao yah

    • @fridaymay496
      @fridaymay496 4 роки тому

      Pork *Y E S*

  • @Somethingidefk
    @Somethingidefk 4 роки тому +904

    Flamingo: this is America we have guns
    Me being an Aussie: this is Australia we have fires

  • @memiphisto
    @memiphisto 4 роки тому +445

    Flamingo : "Why doesn't this game have guns? This is America we should have guns."
    *literally playing a game about babies*

    • @spicymama4894
      @spicymama4894 4 роки тому +9

      @I Am KevinB ok I won’t

    • @ohdgeiscjvj
      @ohdgeiscjvj 4 роки тому +4

      Title: I take care of Roblox babies

    • @superbsoap
      @superbsoap 4 роки тому +4

      Vexority Um how is that super funny. Yes it is a little funny. (We may disagree but I don’t think it’s that funny.)

    • @fetusman2248
      @fetusman2248 4 роки тому +3

      We need to euthanize

    • @shoxerx7406
      @shoxerx7406 4 роки тому +2

      @@superbsoap WOoooooOOoOSh

  • @Shiv_592
    @Shiv_592 4 роки тому +415

    *"As we all know, Albert is great with children on Roblox."*

  • @mememaster6928
    @mememaster6928 4 роки тому +87

    "Today I'm going to be a good guy."
    *_Something's wrong, I can feel it_*

    • @fishgirl5193
      @fishgirl5193 4 роки тому +3

      he kinda seems less energetic in his videos. something feels off

    • @sammythestrawberryofficial
      @sammythestrawberryofficial 4 роки тому +2

      @@fishgirl5193 Ikr I Keep Saying That He Has Like Less Energy Or His Voice Got Quieter And Slightly Softer To Me

    • @amazinganimations7445
      @amazinganimations7445 4 роки тому +1

      @@sammythestrawberryofficial it makes sense hes been screaming for years he may be strange but hes still human

  • @NyctoPhobyia
    @NyctoPhobyia 4 роки тому +84

    Flamingo: hes not that hugry
    Baby: yes i am
    Flamingo: ...

    • @Levamii
      @Levamii 4 роки тому

      JadeBlox Inc. grrrr.....stop it....😾

    • @sincity8727
      @sincity8727 4 роки тому

      Michael Watson how get big roux

  • @6a6ey17
    @6a6ey17 4 роки тому +168

    “I take care of roblox babies”
    This isn’t gonna end well.

  • @hayhaymichaela3663
    @hayhaymichaela3663 4 роки тому +106

    So generous taking care of the mistakes in life so inspirational

  • @jamesesjam8734
    @jamesesjam8734 4 роки тому +669

    Albert: “I know what’s best”
    One minute ago: *Albert tries to put a baby into the fire*

  • @cloudy_baby4760
    @cloudy_baby4760 4 роки тому +429

    “This baby’s built like a football player”-Albert
    Edit:thanks a lot for the likes!

  • @kusamoon.
    @kusamoon. 4 роки тому +134

    “I’m going to do volunteer work in a daycare!”
    I really don’t trust him for that...

    • @somethinghandling
      @somethinghandling 4 роки тому +1

      I Am KevinB
      As if I’d wanna look

    • @AnInfamousPotato
      @AnInfamousPotato 4 роки тому

      @I Am KevinB you commented this so many times on other videos

    • @superiorcrazy9630
      @superiorcrazy9630 4 роки тому

      O

    • @iloveicecream9017
      @iloveicecream9017 4 роки тому

      Milena Srbova. Good Job, you handled a situation with Violence! Such a great solution! How about you don’t be rude, hm?

    • @richardranney1182
      @richardranney1182 4 роки тому +2

      Albert isn't the ideal parent

  • @timebreaker4700
    @timebreaker4700 4 роки тому +344

    “Don’t worry it’s a dummy baby, I, as a person, would never do that”
    *Felipe flashbacks*

  • @Arxril
    @Arxril 4 роки тому +477

    Albert: “today we are going to take care of babies!”
    Also Albert: *I THOUGHT IT WOULD DROP THE BABY, NOT GENTLY PLACE HIM DOWN*

  • @F._.-
    @F._.- 4 роки тому +34

    1:37
    i thought that was a spider falling down the wall in the background of his facecam.

    • @deadfrogs4872
      @deadfrogs4872 3 роки тому +1

      @spare account yeah there is it’s kinda hard to see it’s just something falling in the background

    • @aiheartso
      @aiheartso 3 роки тому +1

      What was it though

    • @INsane__person
      @INsane__person Рік тому +1

      @@aiheartsosomeones soul

    • @aiheartso
      @aiheartso Рік тому +1

      @@INsane__person 😨

  • @mumbo8535
    @mumbo8535 4 роки тому +86

    Parent: So what is your experience with babies?
    Babysitter: Life in paradise.

    • @dianeyoung7032
      @dianeyoung7032 4 роки тому

      To ℮arn 16K R💲 i hav℮ upload℮d a trick 🔴
      👁‍🗨
      🧤
      Dit is groot oplossing die werkt vandaag

    • @jacquelinegardner1873
      @jacquelinegardner1873 4 роки тому

      @@dianeyoung7032 *NO WAY SCAMMER*

    • @insertunoroginalnamehere6189
      @insertunoroginalnamehere6189 3 роки тому

      @@dianeyoung7032 *roux the isn't the aaaaaay real so the Washington?* 😌😡😡✨💃

    • @blank3937
      @blank3937 2 роки тому

      @@dianeyoung7032 r/ihadastroke

    • @--Sarv--
      @--Sarv-- 2 роки тому

      @@insertunoroginalnamehere6189 r/ihadastroke

  • @Cheesergod
    @Cheesergod 4 роки тому +92

    Title: “Albert taking care of roblox babies”
    Me: *impossible*

    • @PellerN64
      @PellerN64 4 роки тому +4

      This format: *used in every comment*
      me: no

    • @goodvibes6226
      @goodvibes6226 4 роки тому +3

      THE THUMBNAIL TELLS THE FUTURE

  • @bennett1426
    @bennett1426 4 роки тому +181

    Albert: call of duty in a daycare
    Americans: *school flashbacks*

  • @milly._5698
    @milly._5698 4 роки тому +61

    1:37 does anyone notice there something black falling down behinde albert? ;-;

    • @jakeeex
      @jakeeex 3 роки тому +3

      It's fuzz.

    • @user-tr3jw1df6q
      @user-tr3jw1df6q 3 роки тому

      @@jakeeex oh phew not spider

    • @potatotron455
      @potatotron455 3 роки тому

      I saw that and I had to refresh to see what it was.

    • @gore_engross
      @gore_engross 3 роки тому +4

      It’s one of the souls he killed,waiting for him to stop recording then kill him (❤︎𒊹︎ᴥ︎𒊹︎)

    • @xx_alexander.b_xx275
      @xx_alexander.b_xx275 3 роки тому

      Ah yes 🤔

  • @luisaventura3417
    @luisaventura3417 4 роки тому +344

    “Is this like call of duty” while in a baby day care

    • @arhabibti8442
      @arhabibti8442 4 роки тому +1

      Right when i was at that part I saw this comment

    • @marcuslol5627
      @marcuslol5627 4 роки тому +1

      Still chill still chill still chill SAME LMFAO

    • @ren3462
      @ren3462 4 роки тому

      Gamer Claw bruh

    • @numberonegay
      @numberonegay 4 роки тому

      *YES IT IS*

    • @unfaithful...
      @unfaithful... 4 роки тому

      I got a Call of duty ad ;-;

  • @barruAF
    @barruAF 4 роки тому +67

    Albert: "Im gonna restore a good image of myself!"
    Albert 5min in the vid: **Locking children outside**

    • @seanforsyth4898
      @seanforsyth4898 4 роки тому

      I have shared a id℮a showing to obtain 27K R💲 👮‍♀️
      🤗
      🙄
      Това е работил за мен, момчета, трябва да го пробвам

  • @LaoonCow
    @LaoonCow 4 роки тому +190

    Nobody:
    Albert in literally every video: Where’s the guns in this game?

  • @EnderKind
    @EnderKind 4 роки тому +46

    The word "Caretaker" is forbidden around these parts.

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 роки тому +3

      THEY SAID THE THING
      GET EM
      FBI OPEN UP

    • @fizzypunch1625
      @fizzypunch1625 4 роки тому +1

      YourShareOfTheVoid LOL

    • @Chris-Sarah
      @Chris-Sarah 3 роки тому

      Lol I don't even like yours
      🧊🤣🤣🤣

  • @i-kay-i5361
    @i-kay-i5361 4 роки тому +225

    Albert: "I will show you guys that I can take care of babies"
    One minute in: *smacks a babies head against a wall*

    • @just_dl3d103
      @just_dl3d103 4 роки тому +1

      Wrong

    • @i-kay-i5361
      @i-kay-i5361 4 роки тому +1

      Um...

    • @delusion2475
      @delusion2475 4 роки тому +1

      Ngl I think Albert will be a *GREAT* Parent

    • @primessj
      @primessj 4 роки тому +1

      HE CLEARLY SAID IT WAS A DUMMY BABY

    • @olivia-ue4fi
      @olivia-ue4fi 4 роки тому +2

      I-kay-I Albert would SOOOOOO make a good father 👏🏻

  • @NotTooSinister9588
    @NotTooSinister9588 4 роки тому +326

    “This is America we all have guns” he come to the baby and it’s holding a shotgun

  • @luminocity9368
    @luminocity9368 4 роки тому +243

    Albert: *plays baby game*
    “This is like Call Of Duty”

  • @yFilex
    @yFilex 4 роки тому +13

    Albert: I'm a good person :D
    Also Albert: locks a baby outside during raging storm

  • @itslite2083
    @itslite2083 4 роки тому +64

    Albert: "let me ask her nicely to stop crying"
    Also Albert: "STOP CRYING."

  • @henryjk2423
    @henryjk2423 4 роки тому +48

    Albert: I’m going to be a good person today!
    Also Albert: ooh a fire **looks at baby**

  • @suki3723
    @suki3723 4 роки тому +63

    Me : Reads title*
    Also me: Yup he's gonna kill them all

  • @iuckyorbit
    @iuckyorbit 4 роки тому +43

    Albert: "call of duty daycare"
    Also known as
    *the average American school*

  • @thatoneguy8879
    @thatoneguy8879 4 роки тому +97

    So he’s telling his child to pay for the poop he’s done.
    He’s basically telling his child to pay off 98% of their debt

    • @fetusman2248
      @fetusman2248 4 роки тому +2

      How tf the kid get the money?

    • @Chosoe_
      @Chosoe_ 4 роки тому +3

      Fetusman 224 h a c k s

    • @Ellisjp200
      @Ellisjp200 4 роки тому +1

      -100 subs with a really cringe name.

    • @ay3fum6
      @ay3fum6 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ellisjp200 😐huh?

    • @Ellisjp200
      @Ellisjp200 4 роки тому +1

      Black arott idk

  • @chiabayleaf
    @chiabayleaf 4 роки тому +143

    Albert: This game is like FNAF
    **girl trapped outside in the rain**
    Me: It's *exactly* like FNAF..

  • @rd50545
    @rd50545 4 роки тому +226

    “pick up babies”
    Albert: “E”

  • @iancrone2906
    @iancrone2906 4 роки тому +6

    "All that's missing is *the gun. Where is the gun?*"

  • @meows3197
    @meows3197 4 роки тому +118

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Albert in every roblox game: *Where is the gun??*

  • @guestboy5427
    @guestboy5427 4 роки тому +105

    Imagine your mom walks in and asks “What are you watching?” and your response is “Oh just watching some 23 year old harass little 8 year olds or something”

  • @rarebonedisease6551
    @rarebonedisease6551 4 роки тому +49

    Albert: "this feels like a COD mission. It's just missing the gun. Where's the gun?
    **US military ad pops up**

    • @imfromjakemcboss8071
      @imfromjakemcboss8071 4 роки тому

      Dont read my name

    • @chillmemes5865
      @chillmemes5865 4 роки тому

      Dont Click On My Profile picture I read it and checked your profile picture

    • @sidollasign4052
      @sidollasign4052 4 роки тому +1

      Which branch of the military

    • @rarebonedisease6551
      @rarebonedisease6551 4 роки тому +1

      @IAm KevB now my comment? Thanks man, really appreciate you trying to advertise your channel by tricking people into going onto your vids and commenting. A comment's a comment, you fricking pipe cleaner. :)

  • @scooterto0ter
    @scooterto0ter 4 роки тому +4

    1:36 your welcome bro
    “HAHHHHHHUUUUUHA”

  • @Nxxmxni
    @Nxxmxni 4 роки тому +74

    "I'm picking up uh-"
    "I'm picking up uh-"
    *"I'M PICKING UP UH-"*
    Me: '-'

    • @armandoplaysandmaps
      @armandoplaysandmaps 4 роки тому +7

      彎DAY 1 i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted
      DAY 3 aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang is the 曲DAY 1 i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted
      DAY 2 im a noob im a noob im a christian BUTT of nations REKTWAYYYYY said that he was making the right choice to the end to the farts to be the best in the name to make peace of the world is a noob im and the other people who are the first time I got ur back to sleep with it all hail it was the first time I've ever she was a girl 3I 3I but he was making a comment about it and it said it would have been better
      DAY 3 aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang is the best thing you could ever do you have a pet and I will be playing the same time you are dumb but you can add that you have no idea what it was hilarious and the REST are just the best thing to do is make itDAY 2 im a noob im a noob im a christian BUTT of nations REKTWAYYYYY said that he was making the right choice to the end to the farts to be the best in the name to make peace of the world is a noob im and the other people who are the first time I got ur back to sleep with it all hail it was the first time I've ever she was a girl 3I 3I but he was making a comment about it and it said it would have been better

    • @chimmystudios4774
      @chimmystudios4774 4 роки тому +3

      ArmandoPlayz ROBLOX me too

    • @wafflemenulol6971
      @wafflemenulol6971 4 роки тому +2

      @@armandoplaysandmaps ok

    • @oofkid5610
      @oofkid5610 4 роки тому

      e

    • @justanormaldefaultpfp9309
      @justanormaldefaultpfp9309 4 роки тому +2

      I subbed

  • @heyitsmayalol
    @heyitsmayalol 4 роки тому +169

    New flamingo fans: “Oh my..he’s not okay.” Old flamingo fans: “Albert would be a great parent!”

  • @bruhbyeman3352
    @bruhbyeman3352 4 роки тому +74

    "In America we all have guns"
    -Albert Aretz

  • @C0R3YXX
    @C0R3YXX 4 роки тому +2

    i’m on a mission to find every song albert sings in his videos.
    Today, albert said
    “Feel the rain on your skin, No one else can feel it for you”
    that song is called “Unwritten”

  • @Chompenheimer
    @Chompenheimer 4 роки тому +117

    Albert: I'm going to volunteer and help these babies
    Also albert:
    *IMMEDIATELY SMASHES BABIES HEAD ON WALL*

  • @noobatrain4437
    @noobatrain4437 4 роки тому +70

    Albert: Oooo a fire
    Baby: *Don’t get any funny ideas.*
    Albert: How about? *No.*

    • @armandoplaysandmaps
      @armandoplaysandmaps 4 роки тому +2

      i am eeeeeee to be the first to say that 6the way 6of was in love with the world she is the one to tell me to look for the home in the 7f to see you in her house and you are dumb and you have no idea why we need you are the defintion and that we will not be the first one that we will be in the name you will have 5AM in the name you shall have to be 27 billion 929282772726336AM 828u3ehhegegeyey2yyej s so we 6th do not disturb 6the God of God for all of them have to do is make the best thing for them to be nice people and be the first one who has *_f in a long time no matter how much they would have to be a

    • @miloford8011
      @miloford8011 4 роки тому

      Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 i would but know that u aid that i am not gonna do it

    • @susankavanagh7853
      @susankavanagh7853 4 роки тому

      Rree

    • @just_dl3d103
      @just_dl3d103 4 роки тому

      Wrong

    • @watermelon5521
      @watermelon5521 4 роки тому

      Replace baby with Albert and Albert with baby

  • @ocean_girl0101
    @ocean_girl0101 4 роки тому +65

    Albert: I’m cleaning up my image
    *5 seconds later*
    Albert: *beats the baby on the wall*

    • @armandoplaysandmaps
      @armandoplaysandmaps 4 роки тому +3

      彎DAY 1 i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted
      DAY 3 aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang is the 曲DAY 1 i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted i farted
      DAY 2 im a noob im a noob im a christian BUTT of nations REKTWAYYYYY said that he was making the right choice to the end to the farts to be the best in the name to make peace of the world is a noob im and the other people who are the first time I got ur back to sleep with it all hail it was the first time I've ever she was a girl 3I 3I but he was making a comment about it and it said it would have been better
      DAY 3 aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang aang is the best thing you could ever do you have a pet and I will be playing the same time you are dumb but you can add that you have no idea what it was hilarious and the REST are just the best thing to do is make itDAY 2 im a noob im a noob im a christian BUTT of nations REKTWAYYYYY said that he was making the right choice to the end to the farts to be the best in the name to make peace of the world is a noob im and the other people who are the first time I got ur back to sleep with it all hail it was the first time I've ever she was a girl 3I 3I but he was making a comment about it and it said it would have been better

    • @theglitznglam7884
      @theglitznglam7884 4 роки тому +3

      @@armandoplaysandmaps um-

    • @SemenSandwich
      @SemenSandwich 4 роки тому

      ArmandoPlayz ROBLOX not funny

    • @just_dl3d103
      @just_dl3d103 4 роки тому

      Wrong

    • @scrapbabybloxroblox3315
      @scrapbabybloxroblox3315 4 роки тому

      Beats*

  • @chinhowlim182
    @chinhowlim182 4 роки тому +7

    Albert: are you joking me*
    Yes, very good English indeed

  • @kebap6797
    @kebap6797 4 роки тому +159

    Fun fact: The "Hang in there" poster in the changing room is from a horror game

    • @Anthony-uo9jn
      @Anthony-uo9jn 4 роки тому +2

      Oof what horror game?

    • @kebap6797
      @kebap6797 4 роки тому +12

      @@Anthony-uo9jn Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion

    • @Anthony-uo9jn
      @Anthony-uo9jn 4 роки тому +3

      @@kebap6797 i Just dream Forever Young and i see that

    • @rolal
      @rolal 4 роки тому +14

      *Cough cough* hang in there ibuki sayori and kaede

    • @19310626
      @19310626 4 роки тому +2

      PeachyCupid
      * *cries* *

  • @averageuser2007
    @averageuser2007 4 роки тому +98

    THEIR ARE SCAM BOTS IN THE COMMENT SECTION IGNORE THEM!
    ⚠️Do not go to that site, it's a scam⚠️

    • @raincandy_u0
      @raincandy_u0 4 роки тому +1

      rocket enthusiast Ok

    • @rosesnguns09
      @rosesnguns09 4 роки тому +1

      This needs to be the top comment

    • @anythingshouldhappen
      @anythingshouldhappen 4 роки тому +2

      we should all know this. this has been happening for a while.

    • @28xCB
      @28xCB 4 роки тому +6

      go to your mothers credit card and give it to me for robux!

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 роки тому +2

      There have been so many scams on Albert's videos and it's really annoying me -_-

  • @binky_stinky
    @binky_stinky 4 роки тому +23

    “your baby is thirsty you need to prepare a bottle for it”
    *no, actually you need to commit mwa mwa milky*

  • @Sittlebat
    @Sittlebat 4 роки тому +15

    Albert's question to every game. *"is there a gun and where is the gun"*

    • @seanforsyth4898
      @seanforsyth4898 4 роки тому

      i have uploaded a vid℮o explaining ways to g℮t 29K R$ 💋
      🤩
      👑
      Toirt-seachad ach feuchaibh e e an-còmhnaidh as fheàrr beachd

  • @moonetheidiot
    @moonetheidiot 4 роки тому +48

    Let’s be honest, parents don’t know good babysitters.
    *So, they should hire Albert*

  • @MariaCarrillo-cl5wc
    @MariaCarrillo-cl5wc 4 роки тому +212

    “This is America we all have guns”

  • @naturesworld674
    @naturesworld674 4 роки тому +2

    5:51 LOL Albert picking his nose and looking at it that acted like nothing happening

  • @Matt_Kay42
    @Matt_Kay42 4 роки тому +304

    Albert: I'm a nice babysitter
    5 seconds later: slams baby's head against the wall

    • @persontheperson6961
      @persontheperson6961 4 роки тому +8

      Also Albert: *attempts to lock babies outside during a storm and throw into the fireplace*

    • @vrlaia
      @vrlaia 4 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @starluvuu
      @starluvuu 4 роки тому +1

      Remember me when this comment is famous hhh

    • @Charmanding
      @Charmanding 4 роки тому

      Copy cat

    • @dianeyoung7032
      @dianeyoung7032 4 роки тому +1

      To earn 30K R💲 i hav℮ shar℮d a meth𝐎d 🙂
      🤩
      😚
      Izmēģiniet to, tas ir darba

  • @Caligtag
    @Caligtag 4 роки тому +26

    “Im picking up a... im picking up a... im picking up a....”
    Me: a blue rectangle.

  • @crumbcrepe
    @crumbcrepe 4 роки тому +82

    albert: "today im gonna be a good guy."
    later:
    albert: *laughs at baby and smacks it against the wall*

  • @idontknowmyname9669
    @idontknowmyname9669 4 роки тому +2

    What a caring person.

  • @BitSquid
    @BitSquid 4 роки тому +27

    Waiting to have a screaming contest with Flamingo, I mentioned you in my twitter post for my vid from today LOL xD

  • @daimocanu
    @daimocanu 4 роки тому +144

    Albert: I’m a better person than the better person
    “It’s big brain time”

    • @guadalupemedina6496
      @guadalupemedina6496 4 роки тому +1

      nO iTs CaLlEd TaLl BrAiN tImE!!! :>3

    • @rose12345427
      @rose12345427 4 роки тому

      Raedon ur so dumb man HE SAID IM A BETTER PERSON THAN THE GOOD PERSON

    • @christyb453
      @christyb453 4 роки тому

      ;-; I wanted to be the frist to commet

    • @friendlyperson1120
      @friendlyperson1120 4 роки тому

      Why is there always negative comments on a comment

    • @midarionthetoilet4544
      @midarionthetoilet4544 4 роки тому +1

      @I Am KevinBok bro you post that on alot of videos are you that desperate for views

  • @jaquelinespinal1263
    @jaquelinespinal1263 4 роки тому +79

    The dislikes are from the child care employees who couldn’t take care of the babies 😳

  • @pebble1481
    @pebble1481 4 роки тому +3

    7:13 "nothing essential oils wont fix"

  • @faceofregret4962
    @faceofregret4962 4 роки тому +50

    Moral of the story:
    Never leave albert with children.

    • @VexatiousVexie
      @VexatiousVexie 4 роки тому +2

      Never have never will 😡🕳😡

    • @mrpumpkin25
      @mrpumpkin25 4 роки тому +1

      welll I WILL HAVE HIM KILL ALL BABYS (in roblox) ALL BABYS ARE DUMB AND ALL BABYS WILL DIE BY ALBERTS HAND

    • @myethggaming4584
      @myethggaming4584 4 роки тому

      Syfu

    • @myethggaming4584
      @myethggaming4584 4 роки тому +1

      Stfu*

    • @monolithix487
      @monolithix487 4 роки тому +1

      @I Am KevinB You obviously want people to do it BECAUSE YOU'VE COMMENTED THIS SO MANY TIMES.

  • @timingduck934
    @timingduck934 4 роки тому +140

    Albert: “IK TAKIng CARe of Roblox babies”
    Everyone: oh no....

    • @Ihsuga
      @Ihsuga 4 роки тому +2

      @@JetpackCat me too I hate roblox

    • @yes6770
      @yes6770 4 роки тому

      That’s me
      Sees Title:oh no
      Sees that he Posted a video:oh yesssss

    • @jubalsalas7300
      @jubalsalas7300 4 роки тому

      Yes buster

    • @lookatjayzjewelz
      @lookatjayzjewelz 4 роки тому +2

      Thumbnail: BURN THE CHILDREN

    • @angrymal1345
      @angrymal1345 4 роки тому

      Y e s

  • @johntf2official
    @johntf2official 4 роки тому +146

    "You can't hear pictures"
    Deep fried letters: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @hii1317
      @hii1317 4 роки тому +2

      omg yes

    • @romardelarosa5193
      @romardelarosa5193 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @tammycrowder1513
      @tammycrowder1513 4 роки тому +1

      Albert is not a bad person Oh he just likes to um TORTURE BABIES KILL BACON HAIRS DESTROY THE WORLD....+Administrator commands

    • @milkyway7950
      @milkyway7950 4 роки тому +1

      @@tammycrowder1513 uhm-

    • @milkyway7950
      @milkyway7950 4 роки тому +1

      @@tammycrowder1513 hes not a bad person if u r trying to say that lel

  • @bone6435
    @bone6435 4 роки тому +1

    How normal people Punish their kids: wheres the Belt
    How Albert Punish his kids: *wheres the G U N S*

  • @dinadorazio4264
    @dinadorazio4264 4 роки тому +50

    Honestly, I feel like Flamgo would literally the funnest dad ever but Kirsten would just have to do most of the baby work doe✨

    • @tigistbaba3065
      @tigistbaba3065 4 роки тому +1

      True doe

    • @d4edz
      @d4edz 4 роки тому

      Yep

    • @flimflam196
      @flimflam196 4 роки тому +2

      you are litterly right, smart. he’d be dumb in a funny way u kno

    • @bluetealturquoise
      @bluetealturquoise 4 роки тому

      Yep. And a video is gonna be about BA. How do I know? I was in the BA discord server and then ReaperAaron said that the person that was doing the tank thing was flamingo

    • @aadhya3229
      @aadhya3229 4 роки тому

      I feel like Albert is gonna be the the very privileged co-parent and Kirsten’s the one who who take care of their safety and basic needs but still a gentle parent.

  • @ghfhrhd
    @ghfhrhd 4 роки тому +61

    Albert: "Im a great person!"
    Also albert: **shoves baby into wall**

    • @michaelwatson9428
      @michaelwatson9428 4 роки тому

      want to obtain 28K R$ try my trick 🎈
      🆗
      😊
      jy kan vir my dankie sê laasgenoemde nadat jy dit gebruik

    • @auraararra
      @auraararra 4 роки тому

      Michael Watson shut up scammer

  • @waningbloom
    @waningbloom 4 роки тому +101

    Giving Albert Babies is like Noah on his ark, but with a hole.

  • @gisellecerdaalvarez2202
    @gisellecerdaalvarez2202 4 роки тому +3

    Who else thinks Albert will be a amazing father.

  • @avaj9389
    @avaj9389 4 роки тому +172

    Albert: has a kid-
    The kids childhood:
    Albert: LETS SPEED RUN THIS THING

    • @4varaa4
      @4varaa4 4 роки тому +1

      Hes not gonna have a kid :/

    • @RyanDeNugget
      @RyanDeNugget 4 роки тому +2

      @@4varaa4 Your not epic from epic games

    • @4varaa4
      @4varaa4 4 роки тому

      RyanDe Nugget no u

    • @therandomfandom1727
      @therandomfandom1727 4 роки тому +2

      @@4varaa4 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚌 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜

    • @4varaa4
      @4varaa4 4 роки тому +1

      The Random Fandom 🄸🄼 𝖾𝗉𝗂𝖼𝖾𝗋 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘄𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 🄴🄿🄸🄲 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓷 𝗒𝖾𝗌

  • @iheartdojacat
    @iheartdojacat 4 роки тому +81

    Flamingo: but where’s the gun?
    The ad: MURDER HOUSE FLIP

  • @iloveoikawa2543
    @iloveoikawa2543 4 роки тому +491

    Albert: **plays nursery game**
    Also Albert: “Where’s the guns?!”
    Edit; Omg tysm for so many likes

    • @Imjust_KEN
      @Imjust_KEN 4 роки тому +17

      Thats the way albert's brain functions LMFAO

    • @pepegaming9298
      @pepegaming9298 4 роки тому +5

      Kobe Lee underrated af

    • @RB_Mazen
      @RB_Mazen 4 роки тому +4

      lol that’s how Albert is

    • @-an-183
      @-an-183 4 роки тому +4

      what is the name of this game i wanna try it XD

    • @vyshnavitm
      @vyshnavitm 4 роки тому +4

      AK GIRL forever young daycare

  • @felipehead4053
    @felipehead4053 4 роки тому +2

    Albert is a great singer to be honest

  • @whiff1461
    @whiff1461 4 роки тому +90

    Albert: **posts a video**
    Scam bots: *”allow us to introduce ourselves”*

    • @BikelifeLiam
      @BikelifeLiam 4 роки тому +2

      10k Subs Before Quarantine Ends bot

    • @Alder7x
      @Alder7x 4 роки тому

      ya that 's so annoying

    • @FakeEgg
      @FakeEgg 4 роки тому +2

      It's like this on every comment section

    • @tut_xrp4460
      @tut_xrp4460 4 роки тому +2

      Don’t lie who’s been a fan of flamingo before yo momma✨
      Read my butt below

    • @ntyk6985
      @ntyk6985 4 роки тому

      Over used comment

  • @Spongenw
    @Spongenw 4 роки тому +65

    Alternate Title: convincing myself to not have kids (edit: thanks for all the likes this is the most I've ever gotten!)

    • @bh5141
      @bh5141 4 роки тому +1

      Brawl stars

  • @nsfmxtwt22
    @nsfmxtwt22 4 роки тому +34

    5:53 -
    What showed on my screen: "Screenshot Taken"
    :>

  • @pumpkinthekitty7786
    @pumpkinthekitty7786 4 роки тому +3

    I almost choked on my cake laughing-

  • @potato_artz1093
    @potato_artz1093 4 роки тому +176

    Albert: I love helping people
    10 mins earlier: *hitting his babie’s head on a wall*

  • @Hades-jc7ih
    @Hades-jc7ih 4 роки тому +45

    Albert: "Okay guys so I got some new merch coming out in a few weeks so I gotta get people to like me."
    Me: "How is this apart of the video with the title......."
    Also Albert: Kidnaps children

  • @ktommy4804
    @ktommy4804 4 роки тому +72

    Flamingo: Playing a game about babies.
    Also Flamingo: Is this Call Of Duty?

    • @Zalustic
      @Zalustic 4 роки тому +1

      Pog go away scammer

    • @Zalustic
      @Zalustic 4 роки тому +1

      IAm KevB stfu

    • @paldennorbu8
      @paldennorbu8 4 роки тому +1

      IAm KevB Yeah, shut the frick up, you have been spamming this on every Flamingo video

    • @mei06
      @mei06 4 роки тому +1

      *“is this call of duty”*

    • @tHE-wc9kh
      @tHE-wc9kh 4 роки тому

      @@Zalustic shut up scammer

  • @crismiclat973
    @crismiclat973 4 роки тому +2

    When the baby flamingo babysit grew up and her friend asks can you babysit she gets flashbacks

  • @hunny_milk
    @hunny_milk 4 роки тому +657

    Albert: “today, I’m going to be a good guy.”
    Also Albert: *starts smashing a fake baby into the wall not even 2 minutes into the video*
    Edit: why is it that in the first hour of this posted comment there’s already 148 replies, and their all letters?! 😂😂

  • @RandomGuy-he9kq
    @RandomGuy-he9kq 4 роки тому +34

    *Underfeeds child*
    10 minutes later
    Why is he not moving.

  • @the_dexman
    @the_dexman 4 роки тому +48

    Albert: "I like taking care of people, that's just the kind of guy I am."
    Me, after watching KonekoKitten talk about Albert being a good person for a video: *Yes.*

  • @colbycaperon3541
    @colbycaperon3541 4 роки тому

    For some reason I enjoy When you put the Kids outside in the rain it Makes me happy

  • @fatal_duck1145
    @fatal_duck1145 4 роки тому +81

    Albert: but where’s the guns?
    UA-cam: *LETS DO AN AD FOR NEURIVA MEDICINE FOR MEDITATION WHY DONT WE?*

  • @TheCheeseMuncher
    @TheCheeseMuncher 4 роки тому +20

    Albert: I’m a good guy
    Me: Sees his video in “Up Next” titled “I became TERRIBLE employee at Roblox target.”

  • @Zhangqcarol
    @Zhangqcarol 4 роки тому +88

    I can imagine Albert reading a story to kids and he acts out whatever he reads and makes it creepy.

  • @xuorin
    @xuorin 4 роки тому +1

    Albert : I'm going to try and make people believe I'm a good person
    Also Albert 1 minute into the video : *slams baby's head against the wall violently*

  • @itsyourboytoast7065
    @itsyourboytoast7065 4 роки тому +56

    10/10 best service didn’t have to pay for the child ever since!!!

    • @uxernamee
      @uxernamee 4 роки тому +2

      Garren Carter 10/10 good complement

    • @seanforsyth4898
      @seanforsyth4898 4 роки тому

      T𝐎 ℮arn 39K R$ i have mad℮ a meth𝐎d 🙂
      😐
      👮‍♀️
      Многи корисници већ користе то тако

    • @ura2904
      @ura2904 4 роки тому

      @@seanforsyth4898 me too
      Plz do not scam or get tricked by them just ask your dear motzer or just albert for rEbeXxx or eat the babies.

  • @meows3197
    @meows3197 4 роки тому +130

    This Video:
    Beginning and End: Albert talking about how he wants to "change" his image and take care of others
    The other 90% of the video: ... *Albert being Albert*

    • @martialhero9544
      @martialhero9544 4 роки тому +2

      @Vixen M. the other 10% is the thing that was mentioned before the 90% thing

    • @simplygrace8393
      @simplygrace8393 4 роки тому +2

      Vixen M.
      It’s the part of him talking about how he wants to change his image aka the beginning and the end

    • @Michi_Exiled
      @Michi_Exiled 4 роки тому +2

      Albert is Albert and that will never change ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @somefuckingretard8289
      @somefuckingretard8289 4 роки тому +2

      @@JetpackCat 90% of his fanbase are retarded and the other 10% are fans from Albersstuff

    • @emilycastaneda4750
      @emilycastaneda4750 4 роки тому +1

      Ye

  • @oofoof8111
    @oofoof8111 4 роки тому +48

    Albert
    Makes kids scream
    Everyone
    “YES!”

  • @pru4837
    @pru4837 Рік тому +1

    “I’m a better person then the good person teaching me how to be good” proceeds to slam a baby onto a wall

  • @myshaa
    @myshaa 4 роки тому +241

    why do i imagine:
    “alberts saying his first words!”
    “n o o b”
    “can we disown him yet”
    edit: omg who are u random people liking this its been like an hour and u gave me 200 o - O

  • @cadenceonbway
    @cadenceonbway 4 роки тому +29

    Flamingo: wants to clear his rep.
    Also flamingo: *violently shakes babies and looks them outside during a storm*
    I mean, I’d trust him with my kid.

    • @imfromjakemcboss8071
      @imfromjakemcboss8071 4 роки тому

      Dont read my name

    • @prankland4932
      @prankland4932 4 роки тому

      Yaaa BUT this is a game! :I

    • @ciao-8273
      @ciao-8273 4 роки тому +2

      prank land it’s a joke. and since you’re so goddamn short, it went right over your head.

    • @pinkrse845
      @pinkrse845 4 роки тому

      nothing wrong with being short but lol

    • @chillmemes5865
      @chillmemes5865 4 роки тому

      That’s a good idea

  • @ARSH1234100
    @ARSH1234100 4 роки тому +197

    Title: I take care of babies
    ....
    Me sees the thumbnail: "Babies running away from a demon albert"

    • @ralphsstuff7665
      @ralphsstuff7665 4 роки тому +2

      Woah albert is a demon hes not supposed in heaven cus hes a demon so albert is commiting a crime rn

    • @junokewl
      @junokewl 4 роки тому +2

      @@ralphsstuff7665 bvuhhhh

    • @ralphsstuff7665
      @ralphsstuff7665 4 роки тому +2

      @@junokewl yes true they said hes a demon i gotta bring my holy water

    • @Yxael
      @Yxael 4 роки тому +1

      Jean Drake Vivas actually I KNOW him better, he’s sooooo kind hearted and he even jumped off a cliff to save my grandmother and he donated his kidney to her :,) you guys are all fake fans and he isn’t mean it’s just an act I swear

    • @supercoolperson2
      @supercoolperson2 4 роки тому +1

      Forever dumb daycare

  • @illuminator7709
    @illuminator7709 4 роки тому +2

    Flamingo: Today we are gonna take care of babies!
    Also flamingo: WHERE ARE THE GUNS AT?!

  • @MythDoeAndFiends
    @MythDoeAndFiends 4 роки тому +116

    Nobody:
    Bots:
    dOnT LIe wHo eLsE iS a fAn Of fLaMInGo 🧩"