I hate jumpscares, so I made an app.
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- Опубліковано 28 тра 2024
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Get the JumpscareApp here! play.google.com/store/apps/de...
App made by Martmists: / martmists
Jumpskip Chrome plugin: chromewebstore.google.com/det...
Where's The Jump: wheresthejump.com
00:00 I really hate jumpscares
1:10 So what's the solution?
2:43 Introducing the Jumpscare App
5:54 Testing out the app
6:13 The good
8:09 The bad
9:19 Final thoughts - Комедії
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Imagine waking up to a "Jumpscare in 10 Seconds" notification in the middle of the night
Oooo Can I use this idea?????
Count down to sleep paralysis demon flashes you with it's massive donger..
@RealGengarTV Nightmare? That sounds like a wet dream to me
Jokes on it, I'm into that shit! *Rips of duvet to flash the demon back!
*Demon shrills and melts of back into the shadows
Turned out I was the jumpscare all along
My farts are better than Jack’s farts 💨
i cant believe jack was in a mental state to joke about the sssniperwolf situation at his door, and then transition into an ad
absolute legend
This was probably planned before the whole episode
i think it was moreso a joke that was playing on the "mysterious knock at the door" kind of trope that you might find in a horror movie
ok, bot
This Mad lad with a Gustaf II Adolphus ProPic
i wasnt even a bot :( sorry @@freakfoxvevo7915
jack is the timid little malewife every girlboss deserves
cant believe these are words that can actually be said in a way that somehow makes sense
@@beamshooteryeah this slang is too much 💀💀💀
@@beamshooterit don’t tho
the hell that's just being sexist. he isnt a "male wife" he's just a husband.
Edit: okay I guess the comment is very obviously a joke. And I took it too seriously, but bruh the joke is kinda dumb
None of these words were in the Bible
“YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE ANSWERS TO THE TEST!” Erin is a comedy genius 😂
she is, indeed, the funny one
Erin laughing like a supervillian at Jack's misery is something I was not aware I needed
Same lmaoo
Well you could check out their podcast, the Erin Jackasks are also good for this... basically anything Erin's in.
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My farts are better than Jack’s farts 💨
It’s perfect. Plus she kinda went easy on him. 😂 conjuring isn’t too bad
Jack: *Complains about his wife being on her phone during a movie*
Also Jack: *Needs an app that he looks at during the movie*
That's probably why he has it set for his watcg
Since no one seemed to bother doing it on this spooky video...
Jumpscare timestamps:
0:00 - Jack appears on screen, forehead and all, lasts for most of the video
0:03 - 2nd Jack is scary enough, he exclaims "Spaghet"...reference to the scariest jumpscare in history
2:44 - Spooky cartoon ghost (not actually scary)
3:27 - Jack mentions iPhone *shudders*
3:50 - Random knocking on the door (actually got my dog's attention xD) followed by Jack's stressful average day walk to answer the door, ends at 4:17
3:56 - Jack has a scary gamer dent on the top of his head/hair
4:17 - Ah! Sponsor! (This timestamp is brought to you by Cook Unity)
7:53 - Sound of woman screaming on TV (actually possibly scary, very mild, sound only)
Edit: fixed a time, added a suggested spook
And I hope you all find this both funny and helpful 👍
3:56 he has a scary dent on his head
@@bitfish2155ah yes, thank you! I missed that spook
Yep, my pet bunny was just relaxing and eating hay and when the random knocking happened she was in full alert mode :')
I think I need a jumpscare notifyer for my bunny rather than me😅
1:45 Columbo Jumpscare (comes with a countdown starting at 1:40 to prepare viewers)
The moment I saw "sponsor" in your comment, I instantly Lol'ed
"it's the sound that's what I can't do"
"Is that why you shut your eyes?"
Erin is so fuckin real 😭
Dude had someone make a whole app so he could watch horror movies with his wife, I actually love that
That's dedication if I ever seen it
It was a lot of fun making this, glad to see you enjoyed it!
It would have been so evil if you purposefully left out the last one, without warning lol💀
Goodjob on the app mate
You're awesome!
Thank for your hard work! 🎉
As someone with serious sensory issues who is _physically hurt_ by most jumpscares in movies, I truly cannot thank you enough 😘
The Columbo bit was so out of left field and yet so perfect
It also came in perfect timing with the Jumpscare countdown seconds earlier. So technically this is a Columbo Jumpscare.
He does it so often now I’m not even surprised lmao
I came to this channel after seeing Jacksfilms comment on a Columbo parody video, so it's not that strange to me, lol.
Jack calling erin "baby" throughout the video is a certified mom and dad moment 💕
Wow I was really worried about who was behind that door, showing up unannounced! Could have been a sniper! Or a wolf! Or something even worse...
if only he made the app before
Let’s hope the app works when sssinperwolfs discord mods attempt to jump scare him
maybe a fusion of the two
A woman
Both these options knocking on his door are uniquely stupid in their own ways.
His biggest jump scare was parked outside his house about a month ago.
cry harder@@redstar1230
That wasnt a jumpscare that was a litteral nightmare theyre still living. #sniperwolfisacopycatcriminal
My farts are better than Jack’s farts 💨
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I need more videos of Jack getting annihilated by Erin as he watches horror movies with her. She's so funny.
Reverse the roles. Would it be as funny? "Girl being annihilated by her boyfriend, he's so funny". Might be funny indeed if we know in advance that the relationship is healthy. But as a general statement, I feel like there's a risk of double standard.
@@NirielWinx what if the moon was made of cheese
@@NirielWinx Jesse wtf are you talking about
@@FlyingLine > Sexism. I'm talking about sexism. "Girl kicks guy in the balls" is apparently hilarious. "Guy kicks girl in the crotch" is clearly terrible. Double standard. Sexism works both ways. I didn't think I needed to explain that.
@@NirielWinx I'm not asking what you meant, I'm just asking what that has to do with anything, why did you feel the need to bring this up
this truly is a safe space for us jumpscare haters
*_BOO!_*
@@Salithin AHH I WAS WRONG
@@blackbull2433*BOO!*
@@1ntegerLimit this is no longer a safe space for me...
Same here
If only this worked in real life, I hate it when people jump scare me at my house, especially when they are uninvited
I understood that reference
My farts are better than Jack’s farts 💨
@@p-__MY FARTS ARE BETTER THAN @p-__💨
Like sniperwolf...?
Yeah you're rig- wait someone is at my door
Erin is just effortlessly funny. I love any input she has in Jack's videos.
Their dynamic is 🤌
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@@redstar1230Stop spamming, ya dingus
Hey jaaack...why are the lights not off during the testing? 😅
@@redstar1230bro you’re a freebooter this channel is the absolute worst place for you to be rn
Jack pulling down the greenscreen will always be my favorite part of any video. Especially videos he isn't in.
Aw Jack, it's kind of endearing you're sharing your fears with us! I don't think I'd ever guess you're scared of jumpscares. I'm glad you can now watch scary movies with Erin :)
I have a heart condition and I'm unable to watch horror movies with my friends so this is actually insanely helpful. Thanks!
Same here with the heart! I have an anxiety disorder also so I've pretty much stopped watching anything that's scary just in case because if not I'll physically feel it. So the idea of a countdown is really neat actually!!
Aw that is so sweet ❤
damn what crazy how stuff like this actually helps people who need it
really what's it called (Not being disrespectful, I just have weird obsessions with the human body/mind)
@@laravioliiii2832 Thanks for being respectful. I have Aortic Valve Stenosis and Mitral Valve Regurgitation. So basically it's wise for me to avoid anything that could cause stress or an adrenaline rush. I probably could have watched horror movies just fine but I'd much rather be safe than sorry. Thanks for taking interest, I've always found the cardiovascular system pretty interesting so I'm glad someone sees it the same way!
I know its a minor detail but the "honey i shrunk the kids poster" turing into "honey, i just can't do it" at 0:41, is amazing
It was pretty funny, ngl lol!
@@aidaneaglesfield9148 yeah i know i was saying it was funny🙏
When it is the entire point of the joke, it isn't a "minor detail"...
Jack getting cocky after being terrified when nothing is even happening is too funny, he’s cured!
Erin straight up DUNKING on Jack was wonderful to see 😂
Jack looks so wholesome when he starts the scary movie. Like a grandpappy
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My farts are better than Jack’s farts 💨
@@p-__where’s the video
@@homebank7764what
This is so sweet but also so mean and I love it.
Jack casually advertising 2 things in one video is impressive.
4 if you count the original jumpscare app and the website itself
Not what I expected, but every time Erin laughed at Jack's utter horror, I felt a unicorn born unto the world.
I love how effortlessly funny Erin is
3:54 MAJOR jumpscare warning, you can actually see the biggest case of headset hair ever recorded in history since the Tyler1 incident
Also a really horrifying head dent from the headphones
I’m glad your alright jack👍
@@redstar1230uh huh, nice try boyo
I'm not
@@redstar1230doubt it
*you're
Has YGS taught you NOTHING? Outrageous!
I relate to the fear of jumpscares as well, but weirdly, even if I hear Dad coming down the hall for example, he could still startle me when he walks by the door. It doesn't matter if I know the exact moment when it's going to happen, it can still scare me, regardless of if the thing actually looks scary or if it's something like Dad walking by the door.
LMAOOO i love how much of a bully erin is
Erin is so effortlessly hilarious, I really miss the podcast
This feels like oldschool Jacksfilms and I love it
I'm going out on a limb and guessing Jack does not have kids. They are little jump scare generators. My heart can't take it anymore. ❤
The Sniperwolf jump scare, scared you right off the internet for a while lol.
Jumpscare at 4:16
I'm really glad that it was just CookUnity that showed up at his door and not SSSniperwolf
"You literally have the answers to the test!" lol Erin is so funny!
Erin grows more and more metal each time we learn about her. What a BOSS.
8:38 doggo also in disbelief
Imagine if Jack randomly jumpscared us in this video.
Are you alt account of that guy with mustache, both of you are everywhere
Nah, cause he'd get scared watching the video back.
How about you watch the video before commenting
He...he did.
I sort of got a premonition before the ad lol
OK, we all have to pressure Jack in to playing five nights at Freddy’s now.
no way lol, he wouldn't even get past the title screen. And tbh, fnaf 2 is what made me hate jumpscares in the first place...
Only problem with that is the jumpscares depend on your actions. An animatronic doesn't always jumpscare you if they're at the door if you're able to close it in time.
I love Jack so much. I’m glad he seems fine since sniperwolf came to his house unwanted. U go Jack, stay strong. I also squealed of joy when he finally uploaded something he he.
OMG, THANK YOU FOR THIS!! I'm absolutely a massive scary movie chicken specifically because of the jumpscares. This will help so much.
This app makes Jack look insane.
7:54 (Jumpscare happens, someone probably getting gutted or something)
Jack: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well there are no major character deaths in the Conjuring, except for the puppy :(
@@osheridan
I still feel sad about the puppy
Can we appreciate how Jack never fails to hate jumpscares?
Can we appreciate how Jack drinks soy so consistently?
Yknow what I hate? Horsemeat in my burgers
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My farts are better than Jack’s farts 💨
2:29 Imagine everything is silent seconds before a jumpscare then the actual jumpscare is the alarm because you set it to loud
At 4:00 I thought it would be sssniperwolf at the door 💀💀💀💀
LMAO THAT'S THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT
Vietnam flashbacks
I need this for all Markiplier videos. People who timestamp jumpscares are doing God's work!
It would be cool if the app had a database that could be changed by the community for different things and maybe have a moderation team for it.
For a lot of videos like that, I use those lists because I fucking love watching people get scared like that.
@@thedarksaberyou can! where's the jump allows anyone to create accounts and submit scares.
As a fellow jumpscare hater, that intro is so scary I almost died from a heart attack
shut up bot
@@redstar1230 bots
You literally shared ur adress on UA-cam A killer could see ur adress and come for u, this is just a warning.
@@WatchPlayer521 he didnt. what are you on
@@WatchPlayer521 nice bait man
I need more Erin bullying Jack for being a baby
Honestly I agree with Erin. A countdown would ruin the horror movie experience
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It would for people who like to be scared. For those who don't, but still want to participate or are interested in the movie, a solution may be very useful. It's all about opt-in accessibility features!
Yeah, either you enjoy the scare or you don't, a countdown only ruins it for the people who actually want to watch the movie like they won't notice you checking your phone constantly lol
@@kei.13you can still watch the movie lmao
“It’s the sound that I can’t do, baby.”
“Is that why you always shut your eyes?”
Oooh Jack you just got outed!
It's so loud it hurts my eyes
It's so good to hear from erin in a positive context again. I'm so glad you're both okay❤️ I've started listening to Erin is The Funny One while doing work in my research lab and it makes me sad I didn't choose to watch it while it was airing! If it was still going on I'd suggest you quiz her on horror movie plots, like make up some terrible ideas and find some D list horror movies and quiz her which are real. If you ever consider bringing it back (with the hotline of course!) we'd love to see it!
Genuinely it makes me really happy to see someone with the same problem as me. The only difference is, I LOVE scary things, but I HATE being scared. And the thing scaring me is the jumpscares. The solution is literally perfect, I don't have the words to describe how awesome it is. It's also nice to see you being so open about how scared you are, I felt a strong kinship
I'm deathly afraid of jumpscares, to the point where I don't watch horror movies at all, because when I get jumpscared I feel dizzy and weak. But I love the suspense that comes with horror movies! This app will definitely be a life changer for me. Thank you, Mr. Films
Erin taunting jack is so funny lol
The thing is about checking the time codes is that some horror movies, especially older ones, have final acts that just aren't that full of jumpscares. Alien, for example, has its last jumpscare 25 minutes before the end of the film and, similarly to alot of horror films of its time, has a final act that's mostly suspense as apose to jumps
I have the perfect horror movie for you. The Blair Witch Project, look it up there is not one single jumpscare in it, look it up, and it's still one of my favorite horror movies ever.
As someone who spends any scary part of any movie with their fingers crammed in their ears, this is a revolution. Thank you, jack. I hope we and the dozens of other scaredygamers can continue to make progress.
For my fellow scaredy-cats, another way to distract yourself is to try to be the fastest to react when a jumpscare shows up. The competitive suspense of preparing to scream, slap something, etc helps distract, and sometimes even makes me look forward to it!
“No, not really, that never happened it’s just a movie jack” LMAOOO
jumpscares are a huge turnoff for me as well, which is also why i hate encountering bugs, the fact that they can jump anywhere(or even fly) at any time, is really terrifying for me
Jack I am in the same plight as you. Jumpscares are physically painful to the point that it hurts. It's really cool to see you make this video.
Glad to see he’s feeling better again, what Sssniperwolf did is unforgivable but you’ve dealt with it amazingly, i can only wish the best
The door jumpscare is really a nice little slip in there. Cause he really did get jumpscared by a crazy at the door
@Kashdollabill unfortunately
@@mimiru1995wait did he?
@engtilde yeah he did include her but all I need for him to do is end sister secrets series.
ever since then, she has been turning off comments and pretends like nothing happened@Kashdollabill
I’m sad that Jack didn’t stick with the sniperwolf ad format because quite frankly I’m still here for it
Lmao🤣
Your wife laughing like a classic Disney villain sends me
4:05 hope you guys dont have to panic like this for any visitors, after the "accident". Much support for you guys
Erin laughing at Jack's misery.. now that's true love 🖤
I hate that the internet took Erin on camera away from us 😢
Erin laughing at Jacks misery is both hilarious and cruel omg
You could add something in the app , that displays a "might be inaccurate" flag on movies where the difference between the last jumpscare and the movie length is lets say >30 minute.
And you could also have something like "Did this app correctly predict all jumpscares?" Question at the end and u could have verified all scares accounted for flags
The spooky walk to the front door is too good :') never got over that fully from when I was a kid, and maybe it's for the best. Godspeed bromingo I hope you and the fearless wife are doing well.
6:52 Erin’s deadpan response kills me here! 😂
Jack never fails to shid his pants like a true gamer💪🏿
man i have autism and sensory processing issues and this is genuinely a fantastic idea. i also appreciate being validated abt not wanting to watch scary shit
I appreciate the countdown to the Columbo jumpscare
Definitely need more Erin, she might be the best part of the JacksFilms Extended Universe
might be?
The random image of garfield yiff in the middle of the video as a "jumpscare" was kind of weird as it just made me EXCITED and not really scared, but I respect the editors creative decision anyway!
Sniperwolf should've been a jumpsacre at the front door
I actually really like this style of video. Its nice seeing you experiment more with video style
This channel is becoming more and more Techtalk and I’m here for it.
4:22 I thought it was ssstalkerwolf 💀
Someone should make that a movie
As one of the dozens of people terrified of jumpscares I appreciate this effort and you are so right about closing your eyes helping the noise. I can't explain it either.
been watching your vids for 10+ years, love this video.
I do love that it's a solution to jumpscares, but not the psychological horror of it.
So glad to see Mr. Films back in action and making new videos, hope you're doing good, Jack. ❤
Something that could be done about the time stamp errors would be to assemble a team of people to watch movies and take notes of every jump scare and input those into the database
7:53 Background: Horrific sounds of slaughter
Jack: "Laughs"
Thank you Mr Films for always pumping sweet hot sticky content right into our pie holes 🙏🙏🙏
I think you'll find his name is Mr Sfilms, actually.
i love being able to read
You put pies in your eyes and ears? I mean, I don't want to yuck anyone's yum, but...
How do I delete another persons comment
i wish i was Jared, 19,
I love how technologically literate he is. A Galaxy Fold and now a Galaxy Watch. Great choice man.
Ok I will genuinely download this. This is fantastic. My partner loves horror movies but I can't watch them because of how anxious I get about this sort of thing! Thank you!
as someone who has anxiety, you're doing God's work. jumpscares cause a visceral reaction for me - panic attacks, crying, shaking, etc. even anticipating one makes me nauseous and uncomfortable. this will help me so much!
Can I ask something? If watching tv/movies is that hard for you, why do you even do it? Why would you ever want to watch something you have to warn yourself about constantly? That entirely defeats the purpose of watching it.
the scariest part to me is how Jack and Erin apparantly watch movies in a fully lit livingroom (assuming it wasn't just because this one was being recorded) Or Scaredy Jack insisted on it.
7:07 "There's dozens of us"
Yes...
Me.
……
Maybe my most favourite jack's films video ever
Damn Jack, that's one of the best gamer dents at 3:56 I've seen ever!
7:12 you can see the sweat coming from his pits
LOL jack being afraid of jumpscares is something I didn't know was THIS entertaining