@@andrekrahling4307 ikr. Her English is definitively not that of an average English speaking German person. She not only has a decent vocabulary, but also less of a german accent. There's a phenomena which was noticeable mainly among German girls in the past 20 years, who try to sound american or british and distinguish themselves from their fellow Germans. I think it might apply to her as well and probably led her to marrying a native speaker. Either that or she's English herself xD
Thats why i stopped buying stuff at supermarkets. Overproduction shops get their wares the same day supermarkets do. Rügenwalder vegan minced meat 3.69€ at east German Rewe. (3.29 North Germany) Overproduction shop sells those for 1.29! (Between 1€ and 0.50€ if close to best before) Its redicules how much supermarkets charge you and how much less the overproducrion shops ask for those products. Its even more strange when Supermarkets claim that they had to rise prices cause they didnt got enough deliverd. While the shops are flooded with overproduction (amount the supermarkets didnt bough)
@@nichtslytherin9424 war das der Rewe Tee? Kann den "Ja" Tee für 0,69€ empfehlen so wie den von King Crown (Rossmann) der vor kurzem noch 0,99 € jetzt aber 1,10€ kostet.
@@SaltareObscurum He is, saw him glancing down from a Litfaßsäule (advertising pillar? is that what it's called?) the other day. Just google "bautzner senf + Liam" and you can see it for yourself 😉
German moms and dads are always so stressed when they come home from shopping, because everything must be stored really fast. Noticed this way too often.
@@danbo967 I once told the cashier that there has to be some calculation error. She checked it and I payed about 230 Euro of 320 originally. (No - a pair of shoes is not 2 items and they had a few discounts they forgot to enter in the cash register and one they had in the cash register but not on the tag.)
Bro, you don't remember Aldi in the late 80s and early 90s. Check your receipt or get cheated, simple as.. Of course nothing was digital, the Kassiererinnen just typed everything freestyle. Once my father got wind of the systematischer Beschiss, he was at war with them, it was a matter of principle. Every Saturday, I was the little helper with the Taschenrechner. He called out the price of everything he put in the Einkaufswagen, I was busy typing. "This one tried to pull a fast one one me last time, we'll wait in line here!" Wasn't funny when I was a kid, but it's shure as hell funny when I think back.
The 'Deutsche Staatsangehörigkeit Untersuchungsamt für Beratung und Überprüfung von Neuankömmlingen' deems Liam as a successfull german and he will now soon recieve his Staatsbürgerschaftcertificate. (Only for good measure the aforementioned 'Amt' does not really exist I just tried rowing alot of german words next to each other to make a really long intimidating name.)
@@evilsadness3867 a pretty good one 👍 It does not make 100% sense, but sounds very German - I like Yeah, as an Austrian - I know what I'm talking about ;) The little country right under (south) Germany. We speak German here. Greetings ✌️
the "its not on the list" one is real. I am always saying that when my partner wants to buy a snack. And they proudly grin at me and say "IT IS ON THE LIST!" when they remembered to add it beforehand xD
Bro my father had to work in the UK like 5 yrs ago and that's seriously all they got 😂 Only white bread. It is so ridiculous he had to buy his own breadmaker just to have normal bread XD Ofc all his colleagues wanted to eat his XDD Sad lol
@@Schimml0rd I'm Croatian... We do not have the vast spectrum of real breads to choose from like (you?) Germans do, but we absolutely make the distinction between real bread and packed bread. When we say "bread" we do NOT mean packed bread. To me, packed bread is sadness and I never eat it. Would eat it only in absolute necessity.
Bautzen schmeckt wie billiger Kirmes Senf. Löwensenf oder Schwerter Mühlensenf is at least 5 times better. Bautzen ist bestimmt Ossi Zeug so schlecht wie der schmeckt.
Many stores have their carts permently unlocked since corona. At least where i live. Im so happy that we don't need a chip or a euro anymore. I only hope that people keep behaving so that it can stay this way.
@@Trashloot you expect ordinary people to behave, the same people who are incapable of going to the customers toilet and leave it somewhat clean? Individuals (can) be smart, as a whole a systems needs to be designed idiot-proof
i feel so called out. For me its the opposite. I am a german living in England and I seem to still do all those things. Pfand is sadly not a thing here, but I get him here. I keep to my list, real or in my head. you dont joke about bread. i literally had the same scenario happen (they brought back toast, me: i meant normal bread) i compare prices always and yeah stuff like that getting more expensive packing is exhausting, cause u have to do it right. i am efficient from years of learning how to do it best. hence why they let me pack receipt checking is just normal to me
Ich leben in den USA und bekomme oft Komplimente von den Kassierern, wie schnell und effizient ich die Sachen in meinen (natürlich selbst mitgebrachten! : ) Taschen verstaue! 😂
Thank you, this reel makes me go to Rewe tomorrow, to buy some Bautzener Senf with your face on it. Just to have something clearly more german in my house than myself and my girl. Hochachtungsvolle Grüße aus Erftstadt bei Köln!
English and German accents fading in and out of each other
thats code switching for ya. happens as bilingual/polyglot
His british Ying and german Yang are in total balance now
@@k.r.99 Her's, too
lol yea, just like me with german and swedish.
@@andrekrahling4307 ikr. Her English is definitively not that of an average English speaking German person. She not only has a decent vocabulary, but also less of a german accent. There's a phenomena which was noticeable mainly among German girls in the past 20 years, who try to sound american or british and distinguish themselves from their fellow Germans. I think it might apply to her as well and probably led her to marrying a native speaker. Either that or she's English herself xD
His actual german wife is being the bri'ish women now💀💀💀
*woman
@@xenia7335 🤓
Wow impressive you caught on quite quickly
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@@xenia7335 sorry I just had to do it lmao
"This is clearly photoshopped: Why am I smiling?"
Best part.
Liams familly in the UK: "Come on Liam, how German can you become?"
Liam: "Hold my Pfandtasche!"
The „letztes Jahr“ was said so perfectly with no accent.
make it last month.
And yes, it's crazy.
In 2021 for example Crunchips were 1,39 Euro... now 1,99 Euro!
yep. He is adapting for sure
@@acmenipponair woooooooww, total crazy män, woher sollst du die 30c nur nehmen 😂😂
@@acmenipponair for like forever, gummybears would cost 99 cents and now its 1,09€, how dare they
You mean with a German accent?
"what kind of sick joke is this?" hat mcih richtig umgebracht XD
ja man hahaha
Hör auf, englische memes ins Deutsche zu übersetzen. Klingt total kacke
@@hexereyer hat es doch auf. Englisch geschrieben
@@whentheconfusionisconfuseder meint ggf das "hat mich richtig umgebracht" ("that really killed me").
Me too😂/ Du mich auch 😐
“That’s not on the list.”
“I have to check the receipt”😂😂
Should have said: "I have to check the Bon"
Remembering the price of every item is a crucial skill in shopping
Thats why i stopped buying stuff at supermarkets. Overproduction shops get their wares the same day supermarkets do.
Rügenwalder vegan minced meat 3.69€ at east German Rewe. (3.29 North Germany)
Overproduction shop sells those for 1.29! (Between 1€ and 0.50€ if close to best before)
Its redicules how much supermarkets charge you and how much less the overproducrion shops ask for those products. Its even more strange when Supermarkets claim that they had to rise prices cause they didnt got enough deliverd. While the shops are flooded with overproduction (amount the supermarkets didnt bough)
He outgermaned his wife. A true gigachad
hahahaha
"reif für die Insel"
outgermaned is my new favorit word. XD
outgermaned wird mein neues Lieblingswort.
I Outgerman all my friends cuz I'm the only one that knows more than 1 word in German (Duolingo says I know 685 words)
As a German, this is very relatable
Especially the one with the tea
😂😂 Wie oft ich mir das schon gedacht habe.. Selbstverständlich mit dem "Wahnsinn" am Schluss.
Especially the one with the own face on the mustard packaging.
Hab letztens meinen Tee für 1,49€ gefunden und mich voll gefreut 😄
@@nichtslytherin9424 war das der Rewe Tee? Kann den "Ja" Tee für 0,69€ empfehlen so wie den von King Crown (Rossmann) der vor kurzem noch 0,99 € jetzt aber 1,10€ kostet.
@@nichtslytherin9424Wahnsinn, wenn der wieder unter einem € kostet, hol ich ihn mir wieder
“What kind of sick joke is this?”
He is more German than me by now
I've been born and raised in Germany, but I cannot even dream of one day reaching the level of German Liam has already reached.
You're right, same 😂😂😅
"Why am i smiling ?"
Is he really on the Senf? That would be Epic 🥹
Why is there even a picture of him there?
@@SaltareObscurum He is, saw him glancing down from a Litfaßsäule (advertising pillar? is that what it's called?) the other day. Just google "bautzner senf + Liam" and you can see it for yourself 😉
You had a stroke. This is why you can't remember that it was just a cramp in your facial muscles. 😉
@@SaltareObscurum I saw him on a poster in Hamburg. He wasn’t there 😂
Our Motto: Be efficient. Save time. And get depressed in the time you saved.
❤
ahahaha
Haha 😅
This is disturbingly true.
I managed to make my day efficient and now I’m bored
@@Jxdiac You could watch your neighbours 😉
German moms and dads are always so stressed when they come home from shopping, because everything must be stored really fast. Noticed this way too often.
"It's not on ze list" 💀
I love that cake! 🤤🤤🤤
I love it! Du weißt genau wie wir Deutschen ticken. So gut beobachtet!!
What people think you can't joke about in Germany: WW2
What you actually can't joke about in Germany: Bread
Heil Brot
That's so fucking true 😂😂😂 our bread is holy😂😂😂
🎯
@@Niemand-wills-wissen well... melonpan is actually really good ngl.
👍
"I have to check the reciept" sad but true
to be fair, the amount of times I got charged more than I should after checking my receipt is ridiculous.
@@danbo967 I once told the cashier that there has to be some calculation error.
She checked it and I payed about 230 Euro of 320 originally. (No - a pair of shoes is not 2 items and they had a few discounts they forgot to enter in the cash register and one they had in the cash register but not on the tag.)
Bro, you don't remember Aldi in the late 80s and early 90s. Check your receipt or get cheated, simple as.. Of course nothing was digital, the Kassiererinnen just typed everything freestyle. Once my father got wind of the systematischer Beschiss, he was at war with them, it was a matter of principle. Every Saturday, I was the little helper with the Taschenrechner. He called out the price of everything he put in the Einkaufswagen, I was busy typing. "This one tried to pull a fast one one me last time, we'll wait in line here!" Wasn't funny when I was a kid, but it's shure as hell funny when I think back.
@@bojanivanisevic1072 Thanks for the gemischte language, very unterhaltsam !
I do this too in the Netherlands because mistakes are commonly made
This is the most German groceries tour I have ever witnessed and I love you.
After all the required examinations , we can announce that you're now 100% German. Congratulations
The 'Deutsche Staatsangehörigkeit Untersuchungsamt für Beratung und Überprüfung von Neuankömmlingen' deems Liam as a successfull german and he will now soon recieve his Staatsbürgerschaftcertificate.
(Only for good measure the aforementioned 'Amt' does not really exist I just tried rowing alot of german words next to each other to make a really long intimidating name.)
@@evilsadness3867 a pretty good one 👍
It does not make 100% sense, but sounds very German - I like
Yeah, as an Austrian - I know what I'm talking about ;)
The little country right under (south) Germany. We speak German here.
Greetings ✌️
That subtle "Wahnsinn" was so acurate lol
I've recently bought "Bautzner Senf" and was surprised to see his face on the packaging.
Bro is becoming a German marketing model💀💀💀
Are you serious?? 😂 I thought that was a joke
Seriously, how did he got there?
the crazy thing is: its working, this mustard is constantly out of stock because it sells like sliced Bread.
@@oddctioum well it is the best mustard in existence, with or without his face on it.
@@arsia. depends, for sweet mustard i prefer Händlmaier but regular medium or scharf its Bautzner or Löwensenf for me.
the "its not on the list" one is real. I am always saying that when my partner wants to buy a snack. And they proudly grin at me and say "IT IS ON THE LIST!" when they remembered to add it beforehand xD
I, as a German living in Germany, confirm that this is 100% reality and definitely true.
"what kind of sick joke is this"
Bro my father had to work in the UK like 5 yrs ago and that's seriously all they got 😂
Only white bread.
It is so ridiculous he had to buy his own breadmaker just to have normal bread XD
Ofc all his colleagues wanted to eat his XDD
Sad lol
@@Schimml0rd I'm Croatian... We do not have the vast spectrum of real breads to choose from like (you?) Germans do, but we absolutely make the distinction between real bread and packed bread. When we say "bread" we do NOT mean packed bread. To me, packed bread is sadness and I never eat it. Would eat it only in absolute necessity.
The holy ✨️Einkaufsliste✨️
The holy ✨️Pfandflasche✨️
ROFL OMGoodness!! This is so accurate! 'Why am I smiling' or 'let me check the receipt ' got me!!! I love germans!!
„Wahnsinn“ being the most German dad thing EVER
“No I have to check the receipt” my god so accurate 😂
I do that too :') no cashier will scam me out of 75ct!
@@sourgummiescureyourpain4555
I sometimes check the price reduced stuff. You learn in which store you have to do it. 😅
@@sourgummiescureyourpain4555 stop acting like a beggar
Bautzner Senf and Liam are the cooperation I did not know I needed. 🤩🤩🤩
alles andere ist kein Senf sondern nur gelber Kleister
@@ralf7709 Scharfer Löwensenf!
ja ja ja Bautzner! I live in Britain and it's my main life goal to find Bautzner Senf. No substitutions allowed.
@@soja4u you can order it online. At the big A for example. Just in case you did not know.
Bautzen schmeckt wie billiger Kirmes Senf. Löwensenf oder Schwerter Mühlensenf is at least 5 times better. Bautzen ist bestimmt Ossi Zeug so schlecht wie der schmeckt.
Überintegriert, so muss das - ich liebe ihn
"This was not 2,89€ letztes Jahr" fühle ich sehr Hart Bruder
This was 2,85 😂
I expected a "No, it's not in the Angebot"
Always Check the Kassenbon to see if you actually got the Angebote
I can not more😂
I love how he now speaks half english halb deutsch
He's very efficient. It is very satisfying when i only purchase the things on the list. 😊
Minus 1,78 German points for not bringing the Einkaufswagenchip 😤 (or not mentioning it)
Stimmt! Eh, Exactly!
Many stores have their carts permently unlocked since corona. At least where i live. Im so happy that we don't need a chip or a euro anymore. I only hope that people keep behaving so that it can stay this way.
@@Trashloot you expect ordinary people to behave, the same people who are incapable of going to the customers toilet and leave it somewhat clean? Individuals (can) be smart, as a whole a systems needs to be designed idiot-proof
@@Trashloot When I was a kid there weren't locks on carts. People didn't behave.
@@brdrnda3805 because idiots took the carts home or did random shananigans with it
"No, it's not on the list!" 😂😂😂
I'm German and I wised I would shop like this :D
That's not get an, that's frugal people.
My parents to me all the time 😅
Brazilian parents also be like that but they'd be more like "we buy on the way back"
He’s got sponsorships now?! Good for you, Liam! Representing Anglophones everywhere!
small correction: A real German would let you have those cookies, but only if they're on sale
Even on -5% discount. 😂
What what??? I need that special edition of Bautzener Senf
Me either! I don't care I never use mustard since I don't need it.
Ja Senf ist schon lange leer bei mir! Zeit für Würstchen 😎….🚗💨
Its always fun to see a youtubers' spouse getting more and more involved
True!
the complaint about everything being more expensive lmao I feel that, my dad does it EVERY TIME
'what kind of sick joke is this?' cracked me up. Strengthening the anglo-german bond, vidya by vidya. keep it up mate!
"Why am I smiling?"
😂
My dad bought the Bautzner Senf last week and I instantly recognized your face. I was so happy to see you 🤗
"What kind of sick joke is this" with that badass facial expression. I´m done XD
congratulations on understanding how hard it is to be german
Yeah, as a German... that is absolutely true
we come atleast with 2 bags of pfand 😂
@@Rigged10000 at least yes 🤣
I suddenly have to get some Würstchen as an excuse to buy mustard :)
Würstchen only with Senf!
Zu witzig
Oh I thought it was peanut butter.
liam has become peak german now
"This is clearly photoshopped, why am I smiling?" 😂😂😂
I need to move to Germany. Sounds like me shopping.
It’s a bit unreal normally you have a Family of 8 and a homeless dude on the Pfandautomat blocking it for Hours 😅😂
@@SaltareObscurum or its broken....because some guys jam 2 bottles At once
@@owikawika5514 Or it’s Full and it’s just the „rufen sie Personal“ Anzeige die blinkt 😂
@@SaltareObscurum all time classic 😂
I don't know in which ghetto store you all go, but my Rewe never has any of those problems...
Even when Liam is speaking english he get's more and more german. ☺
"Woahnsinn..." Krass, wie gut du das machst xD
Watching your clips I appreciate Germans more and actually I learn a lot from them. Should I say from you. Thanks Liam you always make my day!
you can learn a lot from Germans. I approve and like the way they do things.
i feel so called out. For me its the opposite.
I am a german living in England and I seem to still do all those things.
Pfand is sadly not a thing here, but I get him here.
I keep to my list, real or in my head.
you dont joke about bread. i literally had the same scenario happen (they brought back toast, me: i meant normal bread)
i compare prices always and yeah stuff like that getting more expensive
packing is exhausting, cause u have to do it right. i am efficient from years of learning how to do it best. hence why they let me pack
receipt checking is just normal to me
Ich leben in den USA und bekomme oft Komplimente von den Kassierern, wie schnell und effizient ich die Sachen in meinen (natürlich selbst mitgebrachten! : ) Taschen verstaue! 😂
@@eva-w heh. in germany its a given as the aldi/lidl cashiers at least do in super speed xD
eigene Taschen sind immer am besten. :)
No pfand in UK??? Even Amis have that
When he said "letztes Jahr" I really felt it.
Ich Feier das so dolle, wie er die komplette deutsche Kultur verstanden hat 😂😂😂😂
Liams smile for Bautz'ner - great. #Ehrensenf
Bautzner einfach beste. I live in the UK and always get friends to bring me some from back in Germany 🤤
best is maille dijon mustard. sorry
@@tobiasheidmann5693 einbildung ist auch ne bildung.
@@tobiasheidmann5693 nicht
What about red lable Löwensenf?
"This is clearly photoshopped...
...Why am I smiling?"
😂 💀
Bro is becoming more German than my grandma
Okay the last thing got me…I have to check the receipt 😂
This guy is clearly a better German than me
You two are too cute.
"They're not on the list" - I felt that.
As a German, i can confirm, this is 100% correct.
Die Engländer haben schon Humor, kann man ihnen nicht absprechen
absolut. mochte deren Humor schon bevor ich da hingezogen bin
Ich seh hier aber keinen Monty Phyton Humor :(
@@BQD_Central Weil Monty Python auch nur die einzige englische Art ist lol
englischer Humor ist sarkastisch und trocken.
@@otakuofmine ajajaj, man kann auch alles echt zu ernst nehmen.
@@BQD_Central wenn du ernst schreibst, kriegste auch ne ernste Antwort.
nimm naechstes Mal ein Marker
(xD, :), lol, /s etc)
Thank you both for these vids ❤️😊
you could exchange "they're not on the list" with "they're not in the Angebot"
❤❤❤ both of you are great! I'm often seeing myself in your posts 😂 and I'm german-indian😂 Sending much love from Germany to both of you😘😘😘
Dude you are crushing it 🙌🏻
Not him flipping us off while pointing to the picture on the mustard. 😭
he doesn't miss a thing.
observation genius!😅
Yea always check the receipt so you're not screwed over somewhere with an item.
This is the most accurate way of being german that i've ever seen
Love your videos ❤
Why am i smiling?😂
Let's all order Bautzener Senf 🎉😂
This is so accurate I feel attacked
There ist no Wurst 🌭 without Bautzener Senf. 😂 With his face on it of course.
Yup. A born again German.
He plays it really well.
People may think this is a joke but there really are people like him.
Thanks a lot for this really funny video. Thank you for bringing some "Little Britain" to Germany 😊
In Germany the store doesn’t check the receipt. We do.
i like how his voice gets deeper and deeper with every video he makes
The tea one is so true, that stuff gets expensive very fast and its not even like the actual expensive tea
I checked out my whole Grill- Season Bautzner Senf Hamsterkauf without Liam on it.☹
Your videos are getting even more German accurate over the time 😂Respekt for the Senf pic💪🏾😂
The one with the mustard was hilarious as hell! 😂👍
"What kind of sick joke is this?" 😂😂😂
Spot on as usual. Really fun channel, well done!
Oh my god you nailed it hahaha
Also the complaint about the prices, the tone of voice was just spot on!
You are for real such nice actorts!
Thank you, this reel makes me go to Rewe tomorrow, to buy some Bautzener Senf with your face on it. Just to have something clearly more german in my house than myself and my girl.
Hochachtungsvolle Grüße aus Erftstadt bei Köln!
The only thing that was missing was that many Germans still convert prices to Deutsche Mark to express how much more expensive everything got lol
it's a nice reference point since it's basically half a euro
😂😅
Oh the tea is so true...
Last year my mediterraner Pfirsich was 1,99€ now its mostly 2,39€ 😭
"They're not on the list" really got me 😂
And "it's photoshopped. Why I am smiling?" 😂😂👍🏼