"Midhusband" | NEW RORY & MAL | EP 38

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @wilseph1
    @wilseph1 2 роки тому +142

    "I'll be the daddy now."
    - Mal
    No matter what context Mal says that in...that is wild.

  • @jhoniikemp
    @jhoniikemp 2 роки тому +30

    I just wanted to say I truly appreciate the time, effort and consistency Rory & Mal put in. This isn’t easy work. And they obviously have a great team that does the same. Kudos

  • @ifrr8337
    @ifrr8337 2 роки тому +33

    “Midhusband!” How does Rory come up with this stuff?! 😩😂😭😂😂

  • @KingXOreo
    @KingXOreo 2 роки тому +45

    Damaris: "Belt?? I gotta whip!"
    And NOBODY batted an eye! Lmao

    • @nunya2956
      @nunya2956 2 роки тому

      Time stamp?

    • @KingXOreo
      @KingXOreo 2 роки тому +3

      @@nunya2956
      0:00 - 1:57:02

    • @rbstyles957
      @rbstyles957 2 роки тому +1

      She got that off 😂😂

    • @Ummitsgabe2.0
      @Ummitsgabe2.0 2 роки тому

      Legends of dragoon is goated big dog

  • @PCRL2000
    @PCRL2000 2 роки тому +105

    Your audio guy or editor is smoking rocks !!! 37:19 this is like the third time in a few weeks

    • @ariesjordan94
      @ariesjordan94 2 роки тому +18

      😂😂😂 I thought I was trippin

    • @israelbarnes4704
      @israelbarnes4704 2 роки тому +15

      I assumed they had to mute the copyright music. Same shit would happen on the jbp

    • @34blank
      @34blank 2 роки тому +7

      I miss the sleeper segment I wish they’d find a way to do sumn similar

    • @huntercoleman30
      @huntercoleman30 2 роки тому +17

      Thought my speakers had went out 😂

    • @niablee
      @niablee 2 роки тому +24

      Thought my bluetooth headphones were at it again 😅

  • @LouieSnacks
    @LouieSnacks 2 роки тому +78

    Telling Jay Electronica to stand in the corner & rap while a baby is being born is fuckin hilarious 😂

  • @jokster14
    @jokster14 2 роки тому +50

    Imagine posting an anonymous story about your wife to Reddit, then she hears about it here

  • @infinit0137
    @infinit0137 2 роки тому +11

    “The ham is sweating, you know the ham is sweating” 😂😂😂

  • @flyjon
    @flyjon 2 роки тому +35

    ayoooo how did Rory turn nick cannon’s kids into a traffic conversation😂😂😂😂

    • @ifrr8337
      @ifrr8337 2 роки тому +1

      😩💀😂

    • @XantoS771
      @XantoS771 2 роки тому +6

      You know there's gonna be 8 more G-wagons hogging the fast lane 😂😂

  • @diobolikal1230
    @diobolikal1230 2 роки тому +17

    Mal clearly not understanding that his mom was serving fiends with that “ racket... is crazy .🤣

  • @Jski94
    @Jski94 2 роки тому +21

    This podcast somehow gets better every week man 😂💯

  • @naught330
    @naught330 2 роки тому +12

    Mal jumping to Forrest Gump for Rorys favorite frank song is craaazy

  • @quilluntouchableentity2034
    @quilluntouchableentity2034 2 роки тому +33

    "Mal its black fucking history month" 😭

  • @samanthamarie1156
    @samanthamarie1156 2 роки тому +88

    So...the "wife" part of the word "midwife" refers to the pregnant woman, not the person delivering the baby. A male midwife is, correctly, still called a midwife.

    • @cruzanassassin
      @cruzanassassin 2 роки тому +1

      Interesting

    • @Boundless-Boredom
      @Boundless-Boredom 2 роки тому +2

      Midhusband is the homie that comes thru helps out the father clearly

    • @Leadboyfresh
      @Leadboyfresh 2 роки тому

      Thought everyone knew that lol, thanks for teaching our dumb men

    • @justinibatzchi7970
      @justinibatzchi7970 2 роки тому

      So are midwives called “mid” cause they aren’t trained to be full doctors? 😂

  • @najlaamber6637
    @najlaamber6637 2 роки тому +25

    Rory was on the right side of this abusive parent conversation.

  • @IamJayTetsuo
    @IamJayTetsuo 2 роки тому +50

    Okay what the hell is a Midhusband? Rory And Mal starting off their Saturday with the Bullshit I see 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CliftonLT
    @CliftonLT 2 роки тому +3

    Man, I listened to this when it 1st drop on Google with just the audio. And I am on my 2nd or 3rd UA-cam playthrough...just to keep laughing at Mal say oh girl coming through with the IV drip!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Natasha.Khawaja
    @Natasha.Khawaja 2 роки тому +11

    I can not stand you guys lmao I’m laughing so hard at hospital gown on ass out 😭😭😭

  • @britt9936
    @britt9936 2 роки тому +23

    Can yall do a "now playing" at the bottom on the screen when the songs are playing?

  • @DashDapper
    @DashDapper 2 роки тому +39

    Mal is insane for his Joe Jackson take. Insane.

  • @quilluntouchableentity2034
    @quilluntouchableentity2034 2 роки тому +14

    24:04 "Nah actually wait" Mal Snapped out of it 😭😭😭

  • @renzoreyes1543
    @renzoreyes1543 2 роки тому +9

    Jay Elec delivering your baby “in the name of allah” is INSANE

  • @nia4842
    @nia4842 2 роки тому +27

    Mal is right. Some of those bad kids have their mother right there. My neighbor stayed getting beat up because of their mom making them fight.

    • @turnthonkee
      @turnthonkee 2 роки тому

      It made X do that type of shit in the first place

    • @CheapGodiva
      @CheapGodiva 2 роки тому

      The worst kids are always from single mothers.

  • @Ellivation
    @Ellivation 2 роки тому +80

    Asking for your ex on your death bed is CRAZY

    • @jeromelindsay5954
      @jeromelindsay5954 2 роки тому +15

      Bruh she gonna make it into the ground alot faster than expected........ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Aint no way in hell heaven or earth ima just let that rock....death bed or not 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @senbimmons4474
      @senbimmons4474 2 роки тому +3

      Even with some context, I can't make that scenario feasible. Never been in situation but that would be a terrible feeling as the person who lived and loved you.

    • @Ellivation
      @Ellivation 2 роки тому +5

      @@senbimmons4474 this shit really hurt my heart hearing. And the man who was actually asked clearly contemplated it by even asking a forum. I would NEVER

    • @Ellivation
      @Ellivation 2 роки тому +1

      @Nelson Laughs At My Life that shit is NASTY and women do that for damn near everything.

    • @senbimmons4474
      @senbimmons4474 2 роки тому +3

      @@Ellivation yeah if that was actually a real account/person/scenario.. that's almost more upsetting that he went the distance to go to reddit to seek advice. 🤯 Mal kind of right she definitely thought about dude while she was well/lucid.

  • @Joe-xo4qp
    @Joe-xo4qp 2 роки тому +12

    Yo whatever Mal got on his feet is heat!!

  • @michaelgreene2379
    @michaelgreene2379 2 роки тому +9

    Rory “ nick as a father “ you were this close👌 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @jdfree6683
      @jdfree6683 2 роки тому

      I had to double back...🧐

  • @DaFactsNoNonsense1713
    @DaFactsNoNonsense1713 2 роки тому +3

    "It's weird, sick times!", is the funniest thing I've heard all year, so far 😅🤣😂

  • @CamDaReuviniy313
    @CamDaReuviniy313 2 роки тому +27

    You guys are hilarious. Keep up the great work and looking forward to the skits..... p.s. skit title "figure 8". Do with it as you wish.

    • @amirahmednur1631
      @amirahmednur1631 2 роки тому +3

      That’s nasty, we rmr mal being an 8. That skit would be siiiiiick 😭😭😭😭

  • @kthagetaway
    @kthagetaway 2 роки тому +27

    Mal's so judgmental, he won't hit a chick that shows up with a IV drip.

  • @druskimedia
    @druskimedia 2 роки тому +12

    So we just going to skip past D with a whip and no one skipped a beat 😂😂😂😂

  • @taken4granite817
    @taken4granite817 2 роки тому +23

    Mal after getting beat with a tennis racket:
    "THIS IS SICK MOM"

  • @giftbygodclothingcollectio8461
    @giftbygodclothingcollectio8461 2 роки тому +4

    I swear every Episode mal surprises me on what he doesn’t think is happening lol

  • @DAVONTVREACTS
    @DAVONTVREACTS 2 роки тому +12

    Going from not wanting to smash your dying ex to the Janet doc is crazy😂😂😂😂😂 Mal said “with that being said”

  • @Unknown-es1pm
    @Unknown-es1pm 2 роки тому +2

    Can we please run these numbers up
    I want these 2 to be successful they really deserve it

    • @nia4842
      @nia4842 2 роки тому +1

      UA-cam numbers aren't a measure of success in podcasting. They're doing good.

  • @kimbonice
    @kimbonice 2 роки тому +7

    I would love to hear what Mal said to Demaris that they muted him for

  • @robinisntthick
    @robinisntthick 2 роки тому +9

    Mal said usher is Carl’s big bro 😂

  • @lostman5552
    @lostman5552 2 роки тому +32

    Something about rory sitting down and on his tippie toes is just odd

  • @kevinspencer6055
    @kevinspencer6055 2 роки тому +14

    I'm not gonna fuck up the young lady name that's in the background but her addition to the show is excellent and perfect she contributes to every topic

  • @Freshness0009
    @Freshness0009 2 роки тому +15

    Damn… I thought Rory was gonna pull up in a Daishiki for Black History Month 😂👌🏽.

  • @MrParker-ux2mh
    @MrParker-ux2mh 2 роки тому +26

    We live in an analytic society. Rory can’t just throw 99.99% out there like that.

  • @Dandelo19
    @Dandelo19 2 роки тому +12

    Rory even saying Musiq’s name in the same sentence as D’Angelo is wild. D’Angelo is in league of his own.

  • @Awbskure3am
    @Awbskure3am 2 роки тому +4

    Mals uncle 🤣🤣🤣 Mal reacted swiftly

  • @JQUE94
    @JQUE94 2 роки тому +7

    This nigga Mal said Skeletor 😂😂😂🤯🤯🤯

  • @biggavission8942
    @biggavission8942 2 роки тому +9

    I’m killing this ice 🧊 😂🔥

  • @JULEZOOBY
    @JULEZOOBY 2 роки тому +35

    Hey, guys! Love your show. All I request as a viewer is that you guys do an interview with Rhapsody. Please!! Thank you!!

    • @khristianpeel7165
      @khristianpeel7165 2 роки тому +5

      The music streaming thing? Or do you mean the rapper Rapsody?

    • @JULEZOOBY
      @JULEZOOBY 2 роки тому +6

      @@khristianpeel7165 The rapper.

    • @thugga56ace
      @thugga56ace 2 роки тому +2

      Noo those episodes are boringggggg

    • @UCUSmusic
      @UCUSmusic 2 роки тому +2

      Who gave you the aux?

    • @drw0
      @drw0 2 роки тому +2

      @@thugga56ace word I fuck with her music but most artists aren’t entertaining in a podcast setting

  • @walterburton3408
    @walterburton3408 2 роки тому +23

    Mal Right on that Deathbed shit. period!

    • @YoRAHeem
      @YoRAHeem 2 роки тому

      Dead right. You can do that shit in heaven.

  • @irisotero6561
    @irisotero6561 2 роки тому +6

    I love all of you! Y’all make upload days So much better 🥰 Btw- MIDWIFE means With woman. Wether man or woman, you’re still a MIDWIFE because you are aiding the woman giving birth 🙃
    But, the convo had me DYING! 😭 All of you bring something to the convo. The TRIO I never knew I NEEDED & now can’t be without 🤞🏾❤️

  • @ericmclean4291
    @ericmclean4291 2 роки тому +12

    Musiq definitely beats Anthony Hamilton but Anthony has something that works in his favor. Anthony's fans rock with his entire catalog. They like the singles AND the album cuts. This verzuz looks good for us fans because we're getting an amazing show. The one thing Musiq has to worry about is performance. He will demolish Anthony if they go hit-for-hit but Anthony and his backup singers, The Hamiltones, are some of the best in the business. Musiq better come in ready to perform at a high level. Check out this video of The Hamiltones if you think I'm playing: ua-cam.com/video/lr1vICMnVLw/v-deo.html

  • @jessiehoyt9306
    @jessiehoyt9306 2 роки тому +10

    Joe was beating they ass. He mentions it in a book I believe. It's before the term "child abuse" was prevalent. But it was rough. MJ is great but I don't think he needed his ass whooped to fame lol

  • @terrancewarner
    @terrancewarner 2 роки тому

    25 Mins in and so far this episode is FLAGRANTLY FUNNY. Quality Content

  • @eastzoobridge
    @eastzoobridge 2 роки тому +29

    I'm with Mal on the death wish topic 💯 That's a weird wish for a last one

  • @iamtoomany
    @iamtoomany 2 роки тому +5

    Ohhh yall podding today !

  • @itssdotagen
    @itssdotagen 2 роки тому +3

    Rory: thats mad cannons 😂🤣😂

  • @prophecy0731
    @prophecy0731 2 роки тому +8

    Yooooo! yall be killing these woman topics....the "male toxicity" be havin me dying....please use the bball metaphors....they were dope back in the day

  • @TEPID1OS
    @TEPID1OS 2 роки тому +13

    We need Griselda up in there!

  • @joeblackwolf17
    @joeblackwolf17 2 роки тому +7

    Rory and Mal 😎😎😎👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @jayjohn5856
    @jayjohn5856 2 роки тому

    Between Rory sitting with his tippy toes pointed and Mal always rolling up a air booger is crazy 😂

  • @Ellivation
    @Ellivation 2 роки тому +8

    Parents beating their children is outrageous to me because 9/10 THEY DIDN'T GET BEAT and a lot of the 80-99 generation don't associate with their parents or have had major rifts to get through. There really needs to be studies done about this. This is all based on my experience as well as countless others that I know personally as well as seeing what people post on social media.
    And ANYONE that has kids that got beat, the first thing your parents will try to do as grandparents is tell you "Don't beat your children" or something to that degree. This shit gets real deep, man.

    • @Ellivation
      @Ellivation 2 роки тому

      @@p_vic_7 explain please? Just want to hear your thoughts

    • @truthseekingfreethinker5214
      @truthseekingfreethinker5214 2 роки тому +1

      To beat your children because you are bad at parenting is the highest of evil

  • @jamesdoakes4956
    @jamesdoakes4956 2 роки тому +15

    RAM premiering their video on a Saturday morning because their new content is targeted towards the kind of men who have Saturday off and drink coffee in their grey checkered PJ's while watching the today show.
    See you in the morning lol

    • @brandonbautista460
      @brandonbautista460 2 роки тому +2

      yeaaa we here bro 😂✊🏽✊🏽 morning crew standing strong lmaooo

    • @UCUSmusic
      @UCUSmusic 2 роки тому +2

      They not checkered... i got the fleece stripe joints on

    • @invadercem2
      @invadercem2 2 роки тому +2

      Champion Sweatsuit
      Close enough. \m/

    • @MrBradgallashaw
      @MrBradgallashaw 2 роки тому +1

      Old man mall jogger sweats here. Checker print house slippers tho...

    • @trerowe22
      @trerowe22 2 роки тому

      @@invadercem2 I swear 😂 currently

  • @thousandgrams2305
    @thousandgrams2305 2 роки тому +4

    Imagine LeBron jumps in a pool and he asks for floaties 🤣😭

  • @nia4842
    @nia4842 2 роки тому +8

    I couldn't name a Frank Ocean song. I never got the hype.

  • @michelangelooliver2590
    @michelangelooliver2590 2 роки тому +1

    This was the FUNNIEST episode so far 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SebastianSoho
    @SebastianSoho 2 роки тому +1

    Rory keep saying "father father father" like he never seen dance moms 😂

  • @padrescott2047
    @padrescott2047 2 роки тому +1

    Should be #1 podcast

  • @themealeyfamily
    @themealeyfamily 2 роки тому +9

    If your dying wish is to ask your partner to experience the physical intimacy of your ex-partner because it was so good you gotta have it again before you die, yeah you can, and have that ex take care of you in your last days too.

  • @raemiller2752
    @raemiller2752 2 роки тому +3

    Why yall muted Mal?

  • @burghcity86
    @burghcity86 2 роки тому +11

    I got a feeling they about a few pods away from jumping over a lot of podcasts

    • @raemiller2752
      @raemiller2752 2 роки тому +3

      They better start doing a little research for more insightful commentary...

    • @scrapcrumbs
      @scrapcrumbs 2 роки тому

      @@raemiller2752 that's a fact.

  • @Renbennn
    @Renbennn 2 роки тому

    Swear it feel like Mal say exactly what I want to say all the time 😂 "nah, I ain't got no big homie." 💯😂

  • @jdabo
    @jdabo 2 роки тому +3

    Mal forgetting that Jordan retired after the first 3peat, so makes sense why he would have a statue during the second 3peat

  • @kevthepoet
    @kevthepoet 2 роки тому

    You haven't got a statue in the Bronx.
    I WILL! 😂

  • @burnerbenito1945
    @burnerbenito1945 2 роки тому +10

    "they almost don't want your nut b" is a wild ass sentence 😂

  • @millionaire4519
    @millionaire4519 2 роки тому

    Rory and Mals Wristwatch game is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @joshsmith3222
    @joshsmith3222 2 роки тому +5

    This best Episode so far 😆😆🎉

  • @BigCheeZe209
    @BigCheeZe209 2 роки тому +5

    6 a.m. crew checking in

  • @goldiesworld2095
    @goldiesworld2095 2 роки тому

    30:12 had me crying like real tears 😂😂😂

  • @xMXWLx
    @xMXWLx 2 роки тому +3

    40:04 Rory spittin hella facts

  • @danielbustillo9332
    @danielbustillo9332 2 роки тому

    This one of the best podcasts to smoke to fr

  • @LoneGRoEnt
    @LoneGRoEnt 2 роки тому +2

    24:00 I'll ask for the divorce right quick then she could do whatever she wants. While married hell no. She could spend the rest of her days with him too.

  • @wellsfuego3371
    @wellsfuego3371 2 роки тому +9

    Bring earl back on and have him do a freestyle on one of joes beats

  • @Jayrod666
    @Jayrod666 2 роки тому

    yo around 36:00 it's muted lol tighten up crew😂

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 2 роки тому

    I was waiting on mal to be mal lmfaooo it took him a few to catch that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DenisaGabriela_
    @DenisaGabriela_ 2 роки тому

    Anyone else lose the audio at the 37 min mark?

  • @Mistergreen716
    @Mistergreen716 2 роки тому

    Yo why do they shoutout b simone every episode? What did I miss?

  • @milesvines5642
    @milesvines5642 2 роки тому

    “Hes the big homie” fohhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adriannapadilla1075
    @adriannapadilla1075 2 роки тому

    not with the IV drippin... lmao 🤣🤣

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 2 роки тому

    The red Bull one 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EchoArin
    @EchoArin 2 роки тому +6

    Mal is right. If ya dying request is that that means you’ve had it on your mind while you were living. More than once & possibly fantasized about it several times while married

  • @thecunninlynguist
    @thecunninlynguist 2 роки тому +13

    the last wish convo...lmao they all went in....lmao when they talk about JD in relation to Janet...imagine if Mal did call Hov his uncle...and what Mal's mom did to him to get him to swim, my mom did the same shit.

    • @humblebragger500
      @humblebragger500 2 роки тому

      Why would mal call another grown man who happens to be his brothers friend his uncle for??

  • @quilluntouchableentity2034
    @quilluntouchableentity2034 2 роки тому +6

    Mal slow af on this midwife shit 😂

  • @PWBTone2010
    @PWBTone2010 2 роки тому

    What happened at 37:20 ?

  • @purplehazeus
    @purplehazeus 2 роки тому

    Rory on his tippy toes while sitting is hilarious!

  • @Dikwaak
    @Dikwaak 2 роки тому +1

    this episode was hilarious

  • @KatoOnTheTrack1
    @KatoOnTheTrack1 2 роки тому

    Harlem we up one ☝🏾 baby!😂😂 tons of Law and Order taped on that block

  • @TheBrob1983
    @TheBrob1983 2 роки тому

    YO. Who keeps changing the hats on the shelf?

  • @Yoda35421
    @Yoda35421 2 роки тому

    40:30 An extra motivated parent can produce regular children, who don’t go on to be a goat in sports or music, and who can forgive that parent for that. And that doesn’t take therapy it’s just knowing that you can be normal have a regular job and work hard at that that’s enough.

  • @dumisa7
    @dumisa7 2 роки тому

    28.46 to 29.00 - Demaris is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joanlissa
    @joanlissa 2 роки тому +4

    Mal your skin😍....Anthony Hamilton released an album last year "Love is the new black" with some 🔥.. check it out ..he passed Charlene. 😂

    • @raemiller2752
      @raemiller2752 2 роки тому +1

      Charlene is alright, but he has so many more hits... His catalog is so much more soulful.

  • @nia4842
    @nia4842 2 роки тому +3

    Rob Hill secretly married and divorced Toya (from Destiny's Child) so his relationship advice got the side eye. His own marriage only lasted two months so....

  • @MazaBLaze
    @MazaBLaze 2 роки тому +2

    Let's get it!!! 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @acefuego1
    @acefuego1 2 роки тому

    Love the Ibrahim Ferrer playing in the back!