YesMalz Goes To Trial | Episode 175 | NEW RORY & MAL

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  • @alexcreated
    @alexcreated Рік тому +137

    1:11 This episode starts off with court 👨‍⚖
    22:22 Home Depot Girl 🖌
    25:57 Zion throwing bands 💵
    31:18 Floyd Mayweather vs John Gotti III 🥊
    47:55 NBA Youngboy never lied/ Conor McGregor 🤣
    55:54 Grand Turismo in real life?!?! (Cool story)
    58:59 The group discusses Drake/Durk 🚿
    1:17:18 Voicemails
    1:44:06 Mal breaks the simulation 🤣
    1:59:42 Wild Voicemail 💀
    2:03:54 Sports 🏀
    2:07:30 Quincy Reese Jr/Outro
    ***Please show support, give a like and a sub👍🏾***

  • @dajuannadechelle
    @dajuannadechelle Рік тому +143

    When Mal slipped up and asked Rory "You date outside your race" as if Rory was black, I died! Cause it was so innocent and made sense at the same time. That whole segment was hilarious!!!

    • @jibrilbuilder2668
      @jibrilbuilder2668 Рік тому +2

      W’s in the chat

    • @leenaholly40
      @leenaholly40 Рік тому +4

      YO😂😂

    • @southside-hornbaby5325
      @southside-hornbaby5325 Рік тому +1

      Mind you his type is Kelly Rowland skin colour too lol his been around him for a while and forgot, it’s not the norm

    • @chi_town83fool
      @chi_town83fool Рік тому +1

      Me too! 🤣🤣🤣 He forgot Rory was white

    • @wes7949
      @wes7949 Рік тому +1

      Time stamp?? 🤣🤣

  • @CAUECSU
    @CAUECSU Рік тому +153

    This is just a reminder that Mal has THE silliest opinions on race. The world is not the Bronx

    • @mina_ixfp1270
      @mina_ixfp1270 Рік тому

      YES! Also world, please know that there are people from the Bronx who DO NOT subscribe to Mal's POV.
      I wish someone would take the time to have a real conversation with Mal about the history of colorism/anti-blackness in the US AND abroad (e.g., Latin America, Asia and the Middle East). Maybe then Mal could understand why some of us have a problem with other POC using the "n word" so freely? He might even understand why YesJulz was condemned for (among other things) asking the internet if she could wear a "Niggas lie a lot" shirt before attending a public concert. Bitch huh????
      Finally, if someone could explain the difference between race, nationality and ethnicity to both Mal AND Julian, it would be much appreciated. I really want them to understand how Ana de Armas, YesJulz and Snoh Alegra could qualify RACIALLY as white women here in the US, despite being ETHNICALLY "diverse" (e.g., Cuban, Italian/Puerto Rican and Iranian). Just saying.

    • @laurenjackson2810
      @laurenjackson2810 Рік тому +26

      “The world is not the Bronx” is hilarious Lmfao

    • @southside-hornbaby5325
      @southside-hornbaby5325 Рік тому +2

      There is only one race🥴 ethnicity their norms depends on where they live. He is right, I have experienced both.

    • @khristianpeel7165
      @khristianpeel7165 Рік тому

      @manbeekooSame. Im from Philly too and the N Word is definitely used by Latin folks around here. And like he said, it's all about context.

    • @swayrodd
      @swayrodd Рік тому +1

      I'm from CT & Latinos ain't never been pressed about saying the N word..it's been a part of culture in the hip hop world..now ppl wanna act super woke & act like Latinos is racist for saying it...i stopped saying it for argument sake but alot of ppl tryna act extra woke about shit now a days

  • @RoundTableTalkPodcast
    @RoundTableTalkPodcast Рік тому +63

    It’s clear as day why Mal has been single for the last 15 years.

    • @theblacknaruto
      @theblacknaruto Рік тому

      I think u should listen to 1:44:25 again because u clearly didn't.

    • @taydavis8888
      @taydavis8888 Рік тому

      Crystal!

    • @axemexa1
      @axemexa1 9 місяців тому

      Bro definitely hasn’t had girlfriends before 😂

    • @813entertainment9
      @813entertainment9 8 місяців тому

      Does Mal like women?

  • @cubesteak3040
    @cubesteak3040 Рік тому +42

    This show is getting a lot better. Been a listener since day one I’m glad to see the progression.

  • @ill-nois2282
    @ill-nois2282 Рік тому +53

    Rory saying Mal is Yesjulz’s Zion Williamson is crazy lmfaooo 😂

  • @moe216
    @moe216 Рік тому +57

    Mal out of his depth talking about relationships 😭, do not take that man’s advice 🤣

  • @ariesraine4
    @ariesraine4 Рік тому +80

    Julian saying Sally's is the beauty store for Black women just made me yelp out loud in this library 😂😭

    • @laurenjackson2810
      @laurenjackson2810 Рік тому +20

      This is how you know Julian doesn’t like Black women romantically or have them around platonically

    • @ItsMadeNChynna
      @ItsMadeNChynna Рік тому +8

      Told me everything I needed to know 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ReallyHimnotthem
      @ReallyHimnotthem Рік тому +1

      Fuccin hilarious 🤣

    • @ReallyHimnotthem
      @ReallyHimnotthem Рік тому

      Idk how many episodes it’s been like this but I literally just noticed the mic stands 😂🤣 1:45:02

    • @jasminedorsainville1112
      @jasminedorsainville1112 Рік тому +1

      SAME!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @therealharshlycritical
    @therealharshlycritical Рік тому +56

    Mal was tight about that moneybag shit.

  • @soloooo3420
    @soloooo3420 Рік тому +22

    Julien talks like he’s so unimpressed by everything and nobody is worth wasting his breath 😂😂

  • @Simmethegreat
    @Simmethegreat Рік тому +65

    Mal on trial = comedy 😂😂😂

  • @hooligan81666
    @hooligan81666 Рік тому +22

    "Block university" was great 😂😂

  • @dailynewsplug6967
    @dailynewsplug6967 Рік тому +124

    Yo Mal going off is Top 5 Mal Moments all time 😂😂😂

  • @TooMuchBodayInnaPants
    @TooMuchBodayInnaPants Рік тому +12

    Mal: “i’m not insecure.”
    Also Mal: “absolutely not. My girl can’t go to a podcast with her male bestfriend. Idc if I’m not interested in the show”

  • @Theflyesttruckerukno
    @Theflyesttruckerukno Рік тому +75

    Mal be wildin, super cap. Never bin in a relationship 😂😂

    • @Tyler_ThaTruth
      @Tyler_ThaTruth Рік тому +3

      theres no way he hasnt been in a relationship but no way has it been a serious one cause really said he wont change for a woman and dont care if she flirts with other men, thats cap

  • @frazierlori89
    @frazierlori89 Рік тому +18

    Mal ain’t got the smallest “back” either , so I appreciate him putting that into a “we” context, great save..and great episode …😂💯

  • @joshuamckoy436
    @joshuamckoy436 Рік тому +28

    Mal saying "Hell no!" In response to a Swedish woman being white is hilarious

    • @wuuudidit
      @wuuudidit Рік тому +5

      him pronouncing her name like that is even funnier fr

    • @southside-hornbaby5325
      @southside-hornbaby5325 Рік тому +1

      She is irani lol I’m in Sweden and she is not considered white. She isn’t black but they consider her the others they dislike equally.

  • @beloneawards7013
    @beloneawards7013 Рік тому +38

    Mal is cappin this whole Podcast..From saying Yesjulz can say ninja,..😢 to Drake gotta make a statement on Dj Drama getting his chain snatched,..and Boxers should jump in the octagon with Mma fighters...This Ninja probably on another juice cleanse and is light headed😂😂

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 Рік тому +23

    “You wanna go eat?” 😂😂😂😂 it’s so hard for us men out here like social media changed the game !

  • @SJ-tx5go
    @SJ-tx5go Рік тому +25

    Idk how I feel about Mal 😂 7 years later. I be right herr with him on some things and be looking at him with a side eye on other things 😂

  • @thembelangayi3674
    @thembelangayi3674 Рік тому +12

    Mal was pressed about the whole Yes Julz situation

  • @ARTOFFICIVL
    @ARTOFFICIVL Рік тому +20

    "outside of ya race" was mad funny

  • @smackboardstv
    @smackboardstv Рік тому +26

    Let me guess …. Mal don’t understand what everyone is taking about

  • @shadthagod8033
    @shadthagod8033 Рік тому +30

    Someone get Dr Umar on the line 😂

  • @ruvikelly5563
    @ruvikelly5563 Рік тому +13

    Mal money bags breaking up relationship is crazy 😂😂😂

  • @DkimDatDude
    @DkimDatDude Рік тому +6

    We need to start making Julian raise his hand when he wants to speak..... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xandermartin2118
    @xandermartin2118 Рік тому +29

    Mal went off towards the end, how niggas mad at a girl telling me good morning ?! 😂😂😂

  • @thecunninlynguist
    @thecunninlynguist Рік тому +46

    😂😂😂 that final voicemail rant on Mal....guy who sent it is nuts

  • @adrianjacobs5444
    @adrianjacobs5444 Рік тому +20

    Rory's defence of Mal is crazy he's pressing him like he the DA.

  • @devonthabeat8041
    @devonthabeat8041 Рік тому +6

    “Got ‘Em……. He’s A Chocklit Lover!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imniceyaknow
    @imniceyaknow Рік тому +11

    1:23:44 “ladies and gentleman…we got him” 😭😭😭

  • @JRodWroteIt
    @JRodWroteIt Рік тому +10

    Mal did that shit… Whatever they accusing him of, he did that shit… He couldn’t contain that emotion at all during this episode 🤣

  • @kinghaki3000
    @kinghaki3000 Рік тому +5

    It should be a crime that this episode doesn't have more views. 😂😂😂😂
    Also, the idea of Mal branding the women he sleeps with. Using the money bag emoji is INSANE.🤣😂🤣😂💰

  • @Runmindrun
    @Runmindrun Рік тому +5

    That “thanks Shaq” joke from Rory was gold folks don’t be getting his humor bruh I swear 🤣

  • @TrapMizz
    @TrapMizz Рік тому +32

    Condoning and caping for this white woman or any other person to say the N word is insane Mal. You gotta tighten up brother cause that’s insane. Let Rory come in there talking about wassup my n***a and see how the episode go. And everyone just electric slides by that 🥱

    • @s.0.u.p896
      @s.0.u.p896 Рік тому +4

      Depending on where you’re from or where you grew up people who are not black saying the N-word is not that big a deal it’s just not. New York, and most of California are extremely multicultural, and the only people who are condemned for saying the N-word are white people.

    • @josephjames335
      @josephjames335 Рік тому +16

      @@s.0.u.p896 but yulz is white so I don’t see your point

    • @TrapMizz
      @TrapMizz Рік тому

      @@josephjames335 they contradicted they own point 😂

  • @Odd1x
    @Odd1x Рік тому +3

    These episodes been on 🔥 last month or so

  • @joeytaylor7568
    @joeytaylor7568 Рік тому +4

    “I don’t think about men before 3:30 PM Eastern standard time” This nigga Mal is GOATed

  • @alexanderchaplin2459
    @alexanderchaplin2459 Рік тому +12

    Mal going crazy at the end of the episode needs to happen more 🎉

  • @MyWillBeDone
    @MyWillBeDone Рік тому +3

    Whoever do y'all thumbnails is half goat/half sick

  • @thekingdomofcoffbizz5638
    @thekingdomofcoffbizz5638 Рік тому +15

    I like how Mal pressed Rory about preferring to date black girls...they press Mal 2-3 times a show...plus Rory was full of shit...😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shadthagod8033
    @shadthagod8033 Рік тому +24

    Rory played a decent lawyer 😭😭😭😭

  • @jamiest.patrick9794
    @jamiest.patrick9794 Рік тому +11

    Demaris definitely believes in that “Happy wife, happy life 💁🏾‍♀️”. Her weight gain take was crazy😂

  • @ronnelC.
    @ronnelC. Рік тому +8

    Julian-"would you take her on a date?"
    Mal-"yea why not.. I've taken plenty women on dates"
    😒😒 DAWG, you know what he meant by him asking you that. All that extra shit after "yea" was unnecessary lmao. "Not in a sexual way"..SIR

  • @peaceiladel83
    @peaceiladel83 Рік тому +50

    I'm with Mal! You out ya fucking mind if you think I'm gonna ANYONE 107k a month! Zion is tripping!

    • @gceruzzi8282
      @gceruzzi8282 Рік тому +5

      He is ruining the market smh😂😂

    • @brieljones23
      @brieljones23 Рік тому +1

      @@gceruzzi8282shit is wild bruh like they don’t think like that

    • @haitianballer14
      @haitianballer14 Рік тому

      Zion is tipping *

  • @thedissilent2548
    @thedissilent2548 Рік тому +10

    Mal’s usual takes aren’t consistent with him being okay with his gf commenting some kind of vague emoji under every attractive guy’s post

  • @peaceiladel83
    @peaceiladel83 Рік тому +18

    @1:44:20 Mal response was the greatest and realest in the world!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thatolouw2336
    @thatolouw2336 Рік тому +3

    Best thumbnails in the game 😤

  • @FoodTherapy97
    @FoodTherapy97 Рік тому +11

    “That’s sexist”
    “I know” 😂😂😂😂

  • @rhetoric3701
    @rhetoric3701 Рік тому +16

    Mal is soo hard to produce, I see why Joe was frustrated

  • @nymlessblackbean3522
    @nymlessblackbean3522 Рік тому +12

    I've never seen Mal this tight before....he really doesn't see how wrong he was..the whole entire episode he was just wrong.

    • @francisandoh7904
      @francisandoh7904 Рік тому +3

      facts. Mal was massively incorrect this whole recording.

    • @millardfilmore1403
      @millardfilmore1403 Рік тому

      @@francisandoh7904 he was but got damn he was killin me 😂😂😂

  • @thisizamra
    @thisizamra Рік тому +5

    I don’t remember the last time i laughed that loud and hard while being alone in the crib. I didn’t even know i could still laugh like that Im in tears honestly 😂
    2:00:55

  • @ShamariLyte
    @ShamariLyte Рік тому +9

    Mal kept it G!! Passed the side 🥷 test wit flying colors 💯

  • @tevinfindlay3071
    @tevinfindlay3071 Рік тому +2

    edin’s response to Mal saying he’s not stubborn 😂🤣

  • @TheBrowserAcct
    @TheBrowserAcct Рік тому +20

    If anyone was offended, they must just be new to Mal. This is par the course.

  • @samvolriejrforalina2633
    @samvolriejrforalina2633 Рік тому +12

    Mal stubborn as hell

  • @KatoOnTheTrack1
    @KatoOnTheTrack1 Рік тому +7

    The emotion Mal showed today is equal to all his time on JBP😂😂. The man will never be married lol.

  • @supergalaxygodstar
    @supergalaxygodstar Рік тому +2

    Great episode, guys

  • @yuioyup
    @yuioyup Рік тому +36

    I'm not rocking with Juelz. Mal refuses to see how problematic she is

    • @i_am_gohan9232
      @i_am_gohan9232 Рік тому

      Same here. A person is more than her looks and her just seeming cool. I don’t trust white broads like her.

    • @shakerbaker11788
      @shakerbaker11788 Рік тому +7

      Literally no one asked you

    • @TheMrBourland
      @TheMrBourland Рік тому +1

      ​@shakerbaker11788 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 people be so emotionally invested into other people lives. Shit is hilarious

  • @briandorsey7144
    @briandorsey7144 Рік тому +9

    Mal lives in a fantasy world.

  • @CASSOLITO
    @CASSOLITO Рік тому +6

    Dude from Houston who stopped talking to a girl because she follows Mal and met him at a show is a sick individual LMAO Saying "I cant compete with his knees" is fuckin insane 🤣🤣

  • @eddiemurray3978
    @eddiemurray3978 Рік тому +8

    All those money bags is nasty!!! 😂😂😂

  • @briandorsey7144
    @briandorsey7144 Рік тому +9

    Mal may be alone the rest of his life.

  • @Groovy_ish
    @Groovy_ish Рік тому

    This pod is getting better..Keep cooking Mal

  • @dublife572
    @dublife572 Рік тому +1

    "We have a professional relationship sir."
    "Gross." 😂😂

  • @sbabymoney3204
    @sbabymoney3204 Рік тому +2

    His episode was Golden!

  • @nfiniti257
    @nfiniti257 Рік тому +3

    Julian sounds more... "colorful" than he looks. *SpongeBob hands with the rainbow*. 😂

  • @SalvadorXX98
    @SalvadorXX98 Рік тому +5

    I would never spam emojis in a random girls comments, I guess I’m just wired differently

  • @ARTOFFICIVL
    @ARTOFFICIVL Рік тому +11

    "if she get fat, she get fat" - room erupts and boos demaris

  • @slammgucci
    @slammgucci Рік тому +5

    rory is dying laughing !!! lol mal wildin!!!

  • @CocktailsandaMovie
    @CocktailsandaMovie Рік тому +1

    I love Mal”s perspective about insecurities. Come healed! 💰💰💰

  • @shadthagod8033
    @shadthagod8033 Рік тому +9

    Mal got emotional bout the trial that nigga guilty jest keep it 💯 😭😭😭

  • @imniceyaknow
    @imniceyaknow Рік тому +6

    1:11:29 takin off your shoes after entering someone’s house is UN-common? so y’all just got people walkin around ya crib wit outside shoes on?

  • @23kingelijah
    @23kingelijah Рік тому +1

    Mal look like my dad when he used to sit me down for a “talk” with his hat off, and that fit on. 😂

  • @Gassaone
    @Gassaone Рік тому +1

    Why Mal act like insecurity is not a natural behavior? I’m convinced he either never been a a serious relationship or he never been with a strong minded woman.

  • @egm2266
    @egm2266 Рік тому +12

    Mal is wylin, he clearly jaded and that moneybag convo hit close to home. Its just certain stuff you do while you single that you dont do while you in a relationship. Especially some petty stuff like emojis

    • @wes7949
      @wes7949 Рік тому

      Is he the one taking emojis too seriously? Or is that you?🤔🤣

    • @egm2266
      @egm2266 Рік тому

      @wes7949 I'm married. I don't care what Mal does. There is a reason he's been single most of his adult life though. Everybody doesn't believe in marriage and that's cool but to have no serious long term relationships pushing 50 is weird🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @Astoldbykei23
    @Astoldbykei23 Рік тому +1

    Mal really started snapping 😂😂😂

  • @Tyler_ThaTruth
    @Tyler_ThaTruth Рік тому +2

    you would have thought mal invented the moneybag emoji the way he uses and defends it lol

  • @Cooley254
    @Cooley254 Рік тому +3

    He's a "chocolate love"😂😂😂😂

  • @nateilebode
    @nateilebode Рік тому +5

    Between Mal’s money bags and Larry June’s oranges no one is safe

  • @gilfordmccormack8140
    @gilfordmccormack8140 Рік тому

    Shaq " I can have the Buick to you tomorrow" lol 🤣🤣🤣.

  • @spj718
    @spj718 Рік тому +9

    Mal is too cool for everything

  • @CM-sd1tw
    @CM-sd1tw Рік тому +13

    Mal and Julian need to not speak on Black women, especially with Mal’s past.

  • @MrOhioPlayer
    @MrOhioPlayer Рік тому +3

    Mal talking about I'm wired different.....My Ninga you're almost 50 throwing money bag emojis

  • @Mr.Laker19
    @Mr.Laker19 Рік тому +2

    Mal canceled. He basically saying anybody other than black calling him a n word is insane. I see why Joe got rid of him

  • @jaiwest3387
    @jaiwest3387 Рік тому +4

    bc of social media everything is a performance now..mal speaking factz

  • @dopehousemedia617
    @dopehousemedia617 Рік тому +4

    Na y’all been podding man. Love this show

  • @King-li9ko
    @King-li9ko Рік тому +1

    Mal doesn’t know the difference between insecurities and boundaries . I see why he’s single in his 40s

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 Рік тому +2

    It’s respect man. Mal ain’t been in a real relationship

  • @lawrencericho3635
    @lawrencericho3635 Рік тому +4

    Mal on Boxing v MMA is worse than Charlamagne's sports takes😅

  • @Blackguysensai
    @Blackguysensai Рік тому +1

    Mal thinks he's not stubborn 🤣.

  • @Brandonforever21608
    @Brandonforever21608 Рік тому +4

    Mal without a hat is like Mickey without the ears

  • @DesireStRyan
    @DesireStRyan Рік тому

    " come to me fixed and healed " realest s(badword)t ever 😂😂 💰 💰

  • @ezralewismusic
    @ezralewismusic Рік тому

    The Home Depot segment 😂😂😂😂 fuckin hilarious 🥲

  • @toneofmyvoice
    @toneofmyvoice Рік тому

    Love that ya spoke on Gran Turismo 💎

  • @robmc.3361
    @robmc.3361 Рік тому +6

    Mal like for white girls to call him niggaaa

  • @DannyFrio
    @DannyFrio Рік тому +3

    1:49:26 always hilarious when Demaris say some wild shit and get immediately drowned out with collective male disapproval 😂

  • @Patsdawter
    @Patsdawter Рік тому

    We in here lookin crazy is insane!!!! Mal is hilarious 😂

  • @broncoe78
    @broncoe78 Рік тому +2

    Nobody:
    Mal: We in a simulation

  • @djksquallzz
    @djksquallzz Рік тому +1

    | Spectacular Episode, Outstanding 😂😂😂

  • @derikturner3437
    @derikturner3437 Рік тому +3

    Mal. Is speaking facts and truths. Come to me healed…. Bar of the century