0:00:00 - They guys are back from break talking about the Tiger Woods story. There's all kinds of speculation between his accident and his marriage. They listen to the 911 call with the old lady yelling "what happened" and take some calls of their own. Mad Dog arrives later and they talk to him about what's going on with Tiger. (11-30-09) 0:26:21 - The crew listens to the Tiger Woods 911 call again and make fun of the old lady that said "what happened" some more. Making assumptions for the real reason why she said what she did. Some of the callers have their own speculations. (12-1-09) 0:43:58 - They talk about one of the ladies Tiger had an affair with. She did an interview with a magazine revealing texts and voicemails. Then they trash some weak minded TV hosts. (12-2-09) 1:31:52 - The guys talk more about Tiger. Bill Burr calls in to add to the convo. Ian Halperin arrives and they ask him if he knew about Tiger. Of course he claims to have know it all. The topic comes up again later on while Jim Breuer is in studio. (12-3-09) 1:51:51 - The guys go over some Tiger Woods jokes in the newspaper. They and the listeners chime in with their own jokes about Tiger. Rich Vos shares his Tiger Woods jokes. (12-4-09) 2:07:42 - The list of Tiger's gals has grown. An article says that the Perkins waitress claimed Tiger liked it rough. They take some calls and go over the SNL sketch about Tiger. Andy Levy shows up later and talks about Tiger's story. (12-7-09) 2:49:49 - Tiger's wife has left him and the list of women continues to grow. They discuss a news report saying that Tiger may have been drinking before his crash and talk about his girls. A breaking news report on a woman bring rushed from Tiger's home to a hospital on advanced life support is happening live. The guys watch it on TV and make some speculations with callers chiming in. They also listen to David Letterman's monologue about Tiger. They ask Terry Gilliam what he thinks about the Tiger story later on. (12-8-09) 3:43:26 - There may be nudes of Tiger. They play the 911 call from Tiger's wife about her mother collapsing and talk about his mistresses. Patrice O'Neal arrives and gives his take on the Woods story talking about men vs women and relationships. (12-9-09) 4:59:34 - The Tiger Woods story is still trending everywhere. Anthony does an impression of Tiger waking up. They talk about his boards. They have Erock and intern Matt read texts between Tiger and one of his gals. Patrice O'Neal comes in. They goof on the Perkins waitress some more and Patrice breaks down women's attractiveness to successful men. Using Opie and Anthony as examples which Ant agrees with but Opie is too insecure to admit. They talk to some callers who chime in. (12-10-09) 6:24:35 - The crew talks about Tiger allegedly paying off some of the mistresses. Patrice O'Neal calls in to tell one of his theories. A caller says they have inside knowledge about the call-girl site Tiger's $60,000 broad came from. Anthony does his bit about Tiger waking up. (12-11-09) 6:54:21 - The guys talk about the ongoing problems with Tiger Woods. He lost some more sponsors. They find a list of questions which supposedly diagnoses sexual addictions and go through all of the questions answering as themselves and as Tiger. They listen so some audio clips of one of Tiger's girls, take some calls and listen to a "Eye Of The Tiger" parody song. Oderus from GWAR arrives later and gives his thoughts on the Tiger story. (12-14-09) 8:09:42 - Another broad has claimed to have slept with Tiger. A caller says that the black community doesn't care about him. An apology was made after someone called one of the women a "hooker" on The View. A caller calls in with a bomb that might be contagious because Jimmy follows it up with one of his own. (12-15-09) 8:47:34 - MVP from the WWE is visiting the show talking about Tiger. He reportedly paid women to keep quiet and Anthony does a bit as Tiger being all alone on Christmas. (12-16-09) 8:55:41 - Tiger's wife has decided to leave him and will get half a billion dollars. They listen to clips of people talking about Tiger being named athlete of the decade. (12-17-09) Opie & Anthony - The Tiger Woods Scandal: The Aftermath (Part 2) ua-cam.com/video/nzuSaExOVQk/v-deo.html
I looked it up because I wanted to see what came of her: Jamie Jungers was found living in a Las Vegas meth tunnel by Dog the Bounty Hunter in 2020. LMFAO.
I don’t even know what point he was trying to make. Does he really think his status and money had nothing to do with getting his girl? He found the one unicorn? Dude is delusional
@@TriteNight1218yes - he is delusional. Looks , status, and money ( plus fame )- it matters to a female ! They do not love men, they love what men provide! Lol
It's hard listening to opie read a stupid joke written by a listener and when it gets no laughs he says it again slightly different and slower thinking maybe I'll get a laugh if I say it in a way others can understand it. Everyone heard and got it. It just wasnt funny.
He used phone calls and "instant feedback" as an extension of himself. When people didn't laugh or react to it, he'd take it as an insult. And he did it all the time. Literally just got done listening to him defend a caller's banal joke while Ant and Jimmy are doing jokes about Pacino and DeNiro. He took it very personally!
Holy sh*t I thought I was imagining it!! 😖 TOR-NA-MENT like ornament. That’s right up there with the way he says INNER-RESTING. 😖 Or “make believe.” A boooo.
Opie and Patrice's conversation is infuriating. Opie's ONLY POINT the whole time is to disagree with Patrice. He doesn't say anything consistently, he's doing an impersonation of a conversation compeltely devoid of any substance other than "I get what you're saying, I just don't agree"
The sex addict quiz is more about addiction in general. Most addicts have these emotional issues. Jimmy and Anthony are both addicts. So it makes sense to me that they would be saying yes to all these. An addict is an addict, if you can't function on one thing most of the time you switch to something else. Whether it is Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, or even Church. Just look at born again Christians.
@@drnockaable yeah, figured you were just asking a general question since you said you miss them. But yeah, I miss them too. And these guys were incredible with what they’d talk about.
1:29:50 That’s the thing with the “Average” demographic of audiences they absorb; the reason laugh tracks exist. They need to be told how to think & feel about a situation.
If you listen carefully at 34:29 You can hear that woman ask "what's happened" quietly then waits and 34:31 says "Wat" (very quietly) she stops herself, While he answers the operator and then 34:35 asks again. So to be fair she was being reasonably polite. But her voice though hehe..
Must Be Nice to Have a Multi-Million Dollar Bank Account, that Allows One to Have Tiger's Kind of "Fun". (& Probably *Still* Keep Your Wife) Cause That's How It Works Now.
Things would have moved along without him naturally. He was there to be a stool pidgeon for management while pretending to be alternative grunge opie. he stinks.
0:00:00 - They guys are back from break talking about the Tiger Woods story. There's all kinds of speculation between his accident and his marriage. They listen to the 911 call with the old lady yelling "what happened" and take some calls of their own. Mad Dog arrives later and they talk to him about what's going on with Tiger. (11-30-09)
0:26:21 - The crew listens to the Tiger Woods 911 call again and make fun of the old lady that said "what happened" some more. Making assumptions for the real reason why she said what she did. Some of the callers have their own speculations. (12-1-09)
0:43:58 - They talk about one of the ladies Tiger had an affair with. She did an interview with a magazine revealing texts and voicemails. Then they trash some weak minded TV hosts. (12-2-09)
1:31:52 - The guys talk more about Tiger. Bill Burr calls in to add to the convo. Ian Halperin arrives and they ask him if he knew about Tiger. Of course he claims to have know it all. The topic comes up again later on while Jim Breuer is in studio. (12-3-09)
1:51:51 - The guys go over some Tiger Woods jokes in the newspaper. They and the listeners chime in with their own jokes about Tiger. Rich Vos shares his Tiger Woods jokes. (12-4-09)
2:07:42 - The list of Tiger's gals has grown. An article says that the Perkins waitress claimed Tiger liked it rough. They take some calls and go over the SNL sketch about Tiger. Andy Levy shows up later and talks about Tiger's story. (12-7-09)
2:49:49 - Tiger's wife has left him and the list of women continues to grow. They discuss a news report saying that Tiger may have been drinking before his crash and talk about his girls. A breaking news report on a woman bring rushed from Tiger's home to a hospital on advanced life support is happening live. The guys watch it on TV and make some speculations with callers chiming in. They also listen to David Letterman's monologue about Tiger. They ask Terry Gilliam what he thinks about the Tiger story later on. (12-8-09)
3:43:26 - There may be nudes of Tiger. They play the 911 call from Tiger's wife about her mother collapsing and talk about his mistresses. Patrice O'Neal arrives and gives his take on the Woods story talking about men vs women and relationships. (12-9-09)
4:59:34 - The Tiger Woods story is still trending everywhere. Anthony does an impression of Tiger waking up. They talk about his boards. They have Erock and intern Matt read texts between Tiger and one of his gals. Patrice O'Neal comes in. They goof on the Perkins waitress some more and Patrice breaks down women's attractiveness to successful men. Using Opie and Anthony as examples which Ant agrees with but Opie is too insecure to admit. They talk to some callers who chime in. (12-10-09)
6:24:35 - The crew talks about Tiger allegedly paying off some of the mistresses. Patrice O'Neal calls in to tell one of his theories. A caller says they have inside knowledge about the call-girl site Tiger's $60,000 broad came from. Anthony does his bit about Tiger waking up. (12-11-09)
6:54:21 - The guys talk about the ongoing problems with Tiger Woods. He lost some more sponsors. They find a list of questions which supposedly diagnoses sexual addictions and go through all of the questions answering as themselves and as Tiger. They listen so some audio clips of one of Tiger's girls, take some calls and listen to a "Eye Of The Tiger" parody song. Oderus from GWAR arrives later and gives his thoughts on the Tiger story. (12-14-09)
8:09:42 - Another broad has claimed to have slept with Tiger. A caller says that the black community doesn't care about him. An apology was made after someone called one of the women a "hooker" on The View. A caller calls in with a bomb that might be contagious because Jimmy follows it up with one of his own. (12-15-09)
8:47:34 - MVP from the WWE is visiting the show talking about Tiger. He reportedly paid women to keep quiet and Anthony does a bit as Tiger being all alone on Christmas. (12-16-09)
8:55:41 - Tiger's wife has decided to leave him and will get half a billion dollars. They listen to clips of people talking about Tiger being named athlete of the decade. (12-17-09)
Opie & Anthony - The Tiger Woods Scandal: The Aftermath (Part 2)
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Thanks for keeping O&A alive!
ive listened to this several times and never noticed how the picture of Tiger and his wife is torn in half
or yimmys double head
@@koppe18 that is literally jimmy's adorable cone head. what a cutie pie
Opie's delivery drives me nuts.
20 minutes in Jimmy says why is this news and its a nine hour compilation
I had been listening for 40 minutes with this on in the background and didn't even realise there was another 8 and quarter hours to go ffs
Anthony’s “Tiger waking up” is FUGGIN GOLD!
FAWK YEAH!!!
That’s what her father thought when she brought Tiger home. “What happened” 😂😂😂😂
I always wondered where the "whaa happened!?" Clip came from.
So that’s where the “what happened” hilarious old bat drop originated from, noice
Thank you for posting. Because of guests and production, this is a top 5 bit of O&A's radio history.
Also like how Patrice calls out opie
Those greggshells were all over the place.
Got a time stamp?
"IM BEING HONEST WITH YA"
Joining the petition for a time stamp
@@jefflabbecomedy 5:58:00
Phil Collins bit “I’ll sue you if you play that f**king song” 😂
1:51:00 lmao when they start talking about Phil Collins divorce. "That's mine now you fuck!"
You are doing gods work, TKF.
"A pizza could feed a family of four."
God bless Tiger. He likes'em sleazy and a bit trashy.
Don’t we all.
4:12:45 The arrival of Patrice
5:35:45 Second arrival
Thanks!
Good man!
The arrival 🤣🤣
I looked it up because I wanted to see what came of her:
Jamie Jungers was found living in a Las Vegas meth tunnel by Dog the Bounty Hunter in 2020. LMFAO.
LOL to quote a great comic: "God is fair."
And of course she blames Tiger for her behavior.
Good to see Dog is doing well
34:34...
👵 *"What Happened?!?"* 👵
😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂
After Listening, I Imagine TheScene from 'The Proffessional', When TheOldLady Comes Out Her Apartment to Investigate TheGunShots. 😂🤣🤣😂
It’s so cute to watch Lil’ Jimmy learn a new word and try to use it as much as possible.
He heard “Commonality of language” from Colin Quinn one time, and thought it sounded smart, so he uses it in every argument now
Oh, don't mind me.
Just tending to my pop culture events.
Gawd opie is bad!
Opie met his wife in philly after an O&A fan event, that’s why he’s so insecure and defensive
I don’t even know what point he was trying to make. Does he really think his status and money had nothing to do with getting his girl? He found the one unicorn? Dude is delusional
She just loves a man who picks his nose and eats it and has a balding head with man tittys
She picked her up off of Bam's lap
@@TriteNight1218yes - he is delusional. Looks , status, and money ( plus fame )- it matters to a female !
They do not love men, they love what men provide! Lol
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It's hard listening to opie read a stupid joke written by a listener and when it gets no laughs he says it again slightly different and slower thinking maybe I'll get a laugh if I say it in a way others can understand it. Everyone heard and got it. It just wasnt funny.
He used phone calls and "instant feedback" as an extension of himself. When people didn't laugh or react to it, he'd take it as an insult. And he did it all the time. Literally just got done listening to him defend a caller's banal joke while Ant and Jimmy are doing jokes about Pacino and DeNiro. He took it very personally!
Opie looks like such a doofus in that thumbnail. He probably thought the necklace was a sick look too.
He’d got sideways eyes
"Never tell your friends something you wouldn't want your enemies to hear."
I like the picture of "good natured Anthony" in the corner
I absolutely HATE the way Opie says "tournament"!!!
How about the way he says blueberries
and birthday
Holy sh*t I thought I was imagining it!! 😖 TOR-NA-MENT like ornament. That’s right up there with the way he says INNER-RESTING. 😖 Or “make believe.” A boooo.
“You are wrong. I am Bone, Thugs and Harmon.”
"You're wrong. I'm Bone Thugs in Harmon."
Love me some Ian Halperin. Great Guest.
I Think SouthPark Showed What *EXACTLY* Happened.
One of my all-time favorite O&A bits.
I like the index. Nice compilation 👍
50:54 - 54:55 Jimmy’s take on this is golden
Please take Opie’s voice out
Wow! The origin of “what happened?!!”
Burr had the best take on the whole Tiger thing
Difference between Tiger and Anthony getting attacked by a woman
5:36:15 is when this gets interesting AKA Patrice enters the mix
5:49:27: I forgot this was a classic because Patrice goes off on some random caller.
That song parody made me physically ill.
1:34:16 How's that aging Billy?
Oof I wish that hypocrite could hear his own self.
I swear while still a good listen, the constant caller jokes or opinions n what not is almost unbearable. Way to steer the ship "Destroyer".
Dassabessdoe just to chill and fuckin.
For every 10 or so callers, 1 or 2 are tolerable. “Let’s go to...:” ugh.
@@AndrewBarsky for every 100, 1 or 2
Lmao opine saying yap back in 09 now that it’s popular again is hilarious
Opie and Patrice's conversation is infuriating. Opie's ONLY POINT the whole time is to disagree with Patrice. He doesn't say anything consistently, he's doing an impersonation of a conversation compeltely devoid of any substance other than "I get what you're saying, I just don't agree"
WHAT HAPPENED?!
@34:34
4:04:49
Holy shit opie have an opinion on something
you cant put a sentence together on ambien... let alone admitting to anything.
“Anything on there about velcro on the ceiling?” -Anthony asking about Tiger jokes
1:55:50
The opster still has his communion $$$
51:15 "it's not gonna hurt him as a golfer", lol
He really did just nose dive.
14:36 34:34 WHAT HAPPENED?!?
5:03:40 could be my favorite anthony waking up bit
That part where ant said ahhh no golf and fucking its all I know now it’s gone I’m fucked!!! My wife wants me to quit golf!
Patrice ..... Wizard beyond his time
The sex addict quiz is more about addiction in general. Most addicts have these emotional issues. Jimmy and Anthony are both addicts. So it makes sense to me that they would be saying yes to all these. An addict is an addict, if you can't function on one thing most of the time you switch to something else. Whether it is Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, or even Church. Just look at born again Christians.
You don’t think everyone has an addiction?
TFK is a FANCY MAN!!!!!! who deserves.....FANCY THINGS!!!!!!
What happened is Tigers Mom.. crazy
And his mom… Kul-TI-da!
Opie’s dumbass theory that this would be bigger than OJ.. and Patrice kills it with “Tiger would have to hire a hit man...” thank god for Patrice...
What happened!!??
It may take 4:30 for Patrice to arrive, but when he does, oh man is it worth waiting for!!! 😂 Salute to the God 😇
1:05:35 EEWWW
1:14:00 🔥 🔥
2:07:20 Four Joke
4:15:00 Patrice on Tiger
4:26:46 HAHAHAHA
4:58:30 Patrice Hitman Story
5:45:00 Perkins Waitress
5:53:00 Patrice Tiger Woods Rant
5:54:00 Tigers 🐅 real love
So Tiger is actually a Cheatah....
Hillbilly Cat • No shame with the cheap jokes and I love it😄
@@alexpalapa7603 it's a horrible joke but I couldn't resist, I'm actually kind ashamed...☺
I miss these boys. Best rsdio ever.
What happened 😮😮😮
Time. That’s what happens.
Nothing in this world is permanent. We should be grateful there’s tons of archives of their old stuff :3
@PauloHernandezXD what happened is the name of the segment.
@@drnockaable yeah, figured you were just asking a general question since you said you miss them.
But yeah, I miss them too. And these guys were incredible with what they’d talk about.
I grew up poor in a upper class neighborhood. I only bought a brand new expensive car so I could have heat.
Did you buy that with your Play Girl magazine money?
After your fourth flat tire, did you realize you needed a new car or just new tires?
1:29:50 That’s the thing with the “Average” demographic of audiences they absorb; the reason laugh tracks exist. They need to be told how to think & feel about a situation.
"What Happened??"
You know in retrospect, a dude who clubs his ass for cheating would be in prison... just saying.
Duh
Remember when all comedians hated Joe Rogan and knew he wasn’t funny at all?
Holy shit I watched the whole thing o o
The old woman was Tigers mom
34:33 my mother when I used to beat up the living room drunk!
If you listen carefully at 34:29 You can hear that woman ask "what's happened" quietly then waits and 34:31 says "Wat" (very quietly) she stops herself, While he answers the operator and then 34:35 asks again.
So to be fair she was being reasonably polite. But her voice though hehe..
Pretty sure that is Tigers mom
Must Be Nice to Have a Multi-Million Dollar Bank Account, that Allows One to Have Tiger's Kind of "Fun".
(& Probably *Still* Keep Your Wife)
Cause That's How It Works Now.
4:12:56...
Patrice...
Finally.
1:24:28 LMFAO
4:25:00
7:40:50 Tiger likes man stuff to the surprise of no one
Tiger banged these broads!? Bill Burr is right - he's a hero. T-wood ftw
Are they Broads, or Chicks? Definitely not Lady Friends.
1:05:00
1:08:00
Bruthas get famous and they pick the snow bunnies.
1:54:55 can someone explain this one?
“An Astro ni--“ I think
Antique farm equipment
1:08:58
1:32
One grown man calling another a role model is embarrassing.
Patrice was not an intelligent person. Nor funny
9 ironic
35:11
34:34
Opie gets a lot of s**t. It’s nice to see him be an authority on a topic and he may not be the funny one but he does keep things moving along.
@Frank Dux Been doing it since he was 18
He doesn't say one interesting, funny or original thing in this entire compilation
Things would have moved along without him naturally. He was there to be a stool pidgeon for management while pretending to be alternative grunge opie. he stinks.
Opie is the voice of reason.
Opie is the voice of every unfunny, insecure, resentful douche in America
autism is not spelled 'reason' sir
WHATS HAPPENED?!
Ayo pause