Sasaki & Shiina become little brats and demand Kenmochi's money (VTuber/NIJISANJI Moments) (Eng Sub)

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 30 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 116

  • @nijisanji_en
    @nijisanji_en  4 роки тому +461

    Kenmochi Toya: stingy or generous?

  • @_Seileach
    @_Seileach 4 роки тому +1107

    Btw, "Kenmochi Challenge" is when a streamer does a "loli voice stream" and see how fast Kenmochi shows up in chat (and red SC).

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 4 роки тому +69

      Pretty devious
      Muahhahahahaha

    • @redmuffler3186
      @redmuffler3186 4 роки тому +60

      Do you know if there's a speedrun leaderboard for this category

    • @shafwandito4724
      @shafwandito4724 4 роки тому +135

      @@redmuffler3186 well, if I remember, Sasaki should be the fastest one since Kenmochi show up a minute after she do a Loli voice in her stream. And it wasn't even planned. (forget which stream, but not this one for sure)

    • @celty228
      @celty228 4 роки тому +9

      @@shafwandito4724 damn, she *must* have the record

    • @VladimirIsmaenkAnzorkovich
      @VladimirIsmaenkAnzorkovich 4 роки тому +29

      @@shafwandito4724 the one she did singing stream I guess, not long after that stream (when sasaki doing birthday/celebration subs stream) kenmochi showed up and told her that she's got the talent to become a loli

  • @katherineh3731
    @katherineh3731 4 роки тому +249

    Sasaki and Shiishii crying probably haunts Kenmochi in his sleep

  • @dayved5508
    @dayved5508 4 роки тому +414

    They couldn't think of insults in japanese so they just switched to english lol

  • @ジュゴン-n3v
    @ジュゴン-n3v 4 роки тому +780

    Right after this stream, kenmochi tells everyone to unsubscribe and block two of them on twitter 😂😂😂(as a joke of course)
    Bonus, his reply to Shiina's reply :
    "Why are you trying to become loli by mimicking stereotypes? You've already experienced it. Loli is not something to chase, it is something to look back on."
    what an inspirational quote

    • @Jester8492
      @Jester8492 4 роки тому +93

      Truly living to the name of "Legend"

    • @nanotsuki
      @nanotsuki 4 роки тому +131

      kenmochi had this habbit of randomly spawning wise words out of nowhere

    • @ridhwan3896
      @ridhwan3896 4 роки тому +39

      That words had power...
      Teach me the way, kenmochi-kun

    • @dinozero2
      @dinozero2 4 роки тому +29

      Sasuga Kenmochi "Loli King" Touya.

    • @angelopueyygarcia43
      @angelopueyygarcia43 4 роки тому +8

      Such a Chad

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 роки тому +376

    *Whenever there's loli, there's always Kenmochi, the legend.* That's the number one unbreakable rule in Nijisanji
    Kenmochi, don't be fooled by ShiiShii and Sasaki! They're sadist JK in disguise! They bullied Maimoto a lot xD

  • @xeros720
    @xeros720 4 роки тому +94

    You, a fool: "They'll just do it again when they need money."
    Kenmochi, a genius: "They'll do it again."

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 роки тому +310

    Plot twist : ShiiShii and Sasaki made this stream only to extort Kenmochi's money
    3:36 3:52 That's the cutest FAQ I've ever heard xD

  • @riki-no-rina
    @riki-no-rina 4 роки тому +39

    4:18 The change in tone is really something

  • @YurgenGrimwood
    @YurgenGrimwood 4 роки тому +163

    Don't remove him from the family register, that's just helpful.

  • @SquidBlooper
    @SquidBlooper 4 роки тому +59

    3:31 When you're so mad that you start swearing in another language

  • @firerocket7343
    @firerocket7343 4 роки тому +96

    After this, Kenmochi tweeted "Plz dislike, unscribe and unfollow Sasaki and Yuuka, thank you".

  • @juliuseffendi7041
    @juliuseffendi7041 4 роки тому +138

    12k yen for passing grade
    i wonder how much did the legend itself gonna SC if he's found the real gem thou ?

  • @救済の魔王
    @救済の魔王 4 роки тому +52

    3:45
    Samuel L. Jackson is proud

  • @theslightlytiltedcat
    @theslightlytiltedcat 4 роки тому +64

    From extortion to swearing contest to Touya -simping- giving support money for his non-related sisters.

  • @aleprechaun8972
    @aleprechaun8972 4 роки тому +45

    Little girls threatening to rip off nails among other things! This I have to see!

  • @sixwings6932
    @sixwings6932 4 роки тому +15

    Nijisanji clips never fail to put a smile on my face.

  • @SorenNido
    @SorenNido 4 роки тому +19

    Kenmochi-san... I'm sorry for your loss...

  • @dalefredeluces8840
    @dalefredeluces8840 4 роки тому +122

    These two "lolis" are harassing Kenmochi Touya the Legend 🤣

  • @edabakb
    @edabakb 4 роки тому +15

    This is why I love Nijisanji.

  • @carl4889
    @carl4889 4 роки тому +9

    I'd say it's about time for a Nijisanji FaQ compilation.

  • @sharp1267
    @sharp1267 3 роки тому +19

    “I don't care.
    The FAKE like you make the REAL even more valuable.
    Just as cherry blossoms bloom on the dead body.”
    “Why do you try to imitate stereotypes?
    You've already experienced loli.
    Don't try to be what you call a loli.
    Look back at yourself.”
          ───Toya Kenmochi

  • @longearedlover
    @longearedlover 4 роки тому +101

    2 JKs scammed a pointed chin lolicon guy

  • @Ron_O
    @Ron_O 4 роки тому +11

    This was a W

  • @derumachikku
    @derumachikku 4 роки тому +75

    They be throwing english curses probably because how Kenmochi is infamous to curses in english a lot (with a bonus of flipping off everyone) 🤔

  • @alextsukishima7666
    @alextsukishima7666 4 роки тому +133

    So the legend himself is resisting his undeniable desires mad respect and who on mother earth buys tap water and why are the curses more fluent than there Japanese
    But seriously why do I hear my sister saying this

  • @NicoSuzume
    @NicoSuzume 4 роки тому +21

    No matter what Vtuber is
    As long as is a cute and the type you can call *Loli* our god Kenmochi Toya is always watching if this Loli is the one Toya liking

  • @ordinary60
    @ordinary60 4 роки тому +9

    Oh no,not his taxes

  • @TouhouManiaSky
    @TouhouManiaSky 4 роки тому +5

    This is both the cutest and most terrifying thing I have seen

  • @CixousSixth
    @CixousSixth 4 роки тому +8

    real ones remember the original thumbnail saying "onee-chan"

  • @K0ICHIRO
    @K0ICHIRO 4 роки тому +27

    Even the legend...
    What a strong yet strange power

  • @ultimadrago
    @ultimadrago 3 роки тому +1

    This was amazing. Kenmochi really is my spirit animal.

  • @atp19xx
    @atp19xx 4 роки тому +4

    My god these two are frightening... xD

  • @eyin90
    @eyin90 4 роки тому +9

    Kenmochi harassed. 😂

  • @kyoroth8580
    @kyoroth8580 4 роки тому +2

    Madafacka gets me every time

  • @ガリバルディ工藤
    @ガリバルディ工藤 4 роки тому +7

    国を越えるゲネイオン剣持

  • @cosmoe91
    @cosmoe91 4 роки тому +2

    How cute

  • @Grionlam
    @Grionlam 4 роки тому +2

    There's say people who lived by money, betrayed by money and disappointed by money..

  • @jagaimo6013
    @jagaimo6013 4 роки тому +3

    LMAO the end

  • @bananasenpai
    @bananasenpai 3 роки тому +1

    "I've already had my fill anyway, fake or not, food is food :P" - stabby chin, probably

  • @chronolumina
    @chronolumina 4 роки тому +2

    This is an ingenious way to get lots of SCs LOL

  • @windjaydoubleu3867
    @windjaydoubleu3867 4 роки тому +2

    Rip for mochi mochi san

  • @onmyoji01
    @onmyoji01 4 роки тому +7

    The way they act after they got the money sends me lmfaoo kenmochi we're sorry for your loss buddy but you called this onto yourself 😂

  • @TouhouGaijin
    @TouhouGaijin 4 роки тому +4

    They're such brats, but I love them.

  • @Scionofgreyhaven
    @Scionofgreyhaven 4 роки тому +40

    The usual routine except they are lolis

  • @KaiusWaffenCid
    @KaiusWaffenCid 2 роки тому +1

    2:15 *Were gonna mess with your taxes*
    Oh God the fear of being an American against the IRS 💀

  • @laserguidedburrito8750
    @laserguidedburrito8750 4 роки тому +1

    MY WORD! THE MOUTH ON THESE CHILDREN

  • @tenshi-sama5045
    @tenshi-sama5045 4 роки тому +1

    kenmochi be like: Kono kusogaki-domo!!

  • @smug880
    @smug880 4 роки тому +7

    i didn't know sasaki and shiishii loli version exist, but i want more

  • @D_a__n
    @D_a__n 4 роки тому +1

    That escalated lool

  • @ryandonothing
    @ryandonothing 4 роки тому +14

    Sasaki: this 120¥ is mine!
    Shiina: no, it's mine!
    Me: No! It's OUR

  • @Boring_Guy-kk5kl
    @Boring_Guy-kk5kl 4 роки тому +2

    Kenmochi is very interesting hahahahahahaha

  • @vishwajith5229
    @vishwajith5229 3 роки тому +1

    Their English curses caught me off guard 🤣

  • @Ryzenkun
    @Ryzenkun 4 роки тому +3

    You got fooled, Kenmochi
    Rigged Lmao

  • @samikrungoken
    @samikrungoken 4 роки тому +4

    I think i know how kenmochi feelings.
    I got a lot of kusso niece and nephew.
    They're gakki brat!

  • @joahn
    @joahn 4 роки тому +1

    That was very funny.

  • @aleprechaun8972
    @aleprechaun8972 4 роки тому +2

    Gozaimuchas arigracias peko~!

  • @kenyami8317
    @kenyami8317 4 роки тому +1

    gdi my sides got destroyed

  • @sweethinako5248
    @sweethinako5248 Рік тому

    do you guy remember that old anime danshi koukousei no nichijou
    that moment where that girls turn into monkeys and the cap guy throw candies on them

  • @noraiou
    @noraiou 4 роки тому +4

    I thought Touya would happy with this..
    But...

  • @MagiCave
    @MagiCave 2 роки тому +1

    Here you can witness the evolution of 2 lolis into kusogaki (after 120¥ SC) and mesugaki (after red SC).
    Please appreciate the differences, it will be a question in the lolicon exam.

  • @frankysandiarta4616
    @frankysandiarta4616 4 роки тому +5

    Bruhhh , loli getting money and buy some drink

  • @xxdekuxx1337
    @xxdekuxx1337 4 роки тому

    ONNE-CHAN GIVE ME YO FUCKING MANEY

  • @rui3928
    @rui3928 4 роки тому

    Fudge u away😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chavita8009
    @chavita8009 4 роки тому +2

    Wow poor Kenmochi

  • @aleprechaun8972
    @aleprechaun8972 4 роки тому

    Niñitas amenazan arrancar uñas y otras cosas! Eso necesito ver!
    (Espero que este traducción es bueno, jeje...)

  • @floatamongstthestars
    @floatamongstthestars 4 роки тому +2

    Lmao

  • @xarityfan4370
    @xarityfan4370 4 роки тому +3

    Xd

  • @vrperson371
    @vrperson371 4 роки тому

    Fewest comments have made it first I'm the one who dunked in late.

  • @rekkasullivan
    @rekkasullivan 4 роки тому +2

    I feel kinda bad for Touya. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LenzTL
    @LenzTL 4 роки тому

    Why is this video available in 3D

  • @bewaryoftherabbithole8011
    @bewaryoftherabbithole8011 4 роки тому

    언니ちゃんonnichan lol

  • @shushetumare9835
    @shushetumare9835 3 роки тому

    wait.... who's shiina and who's sasaki?? Those voices are almost the same lol

  • @farazalsyahbani7850
    @farazalsyahbani7850 4 роки тому +2

    Oh hi

  • @misbaidar
    @misbaidar 4 роки тому

    I feel bad for kenmochi

  • @jaywye
    @jaywye 4 роки тому +1

    wtf is this mess lmao

  • @_Rite
    @_Rite 4 роки тому

    :)

  • @donvininvonvon
    @donvininvonvon 4 роки тому +5

    First in comments