i was taken aback when touya said "you're being too nice with the fujoshi" because when i heard gaku eating curry made by touya i smile like crazy and then touya suddenly said that lmfao
Don't worry, Touya is a man being good at transform most of the bad things happened around him to the brighter ones. Even his fan base is named by 'James' the Australian and he is fine with that. He is a amazing liver like that. So, don't feel bad:)
Using only one earphone? That's too much for Fujoshi I mean if girls can do it, boys can do it too, right... They're the same, right?? Poor Touya, behind the -lolicon- legend lies a lot of tragedies xD
im not a fujo,, but i'm just saying-- they keep saying it's not gay but they are making the situation worse. "we aren't gay. We're just sharing earphones and having a sleepover together" then there's the "don't tell them that!" and the "stop getting closer to me haha we didn't choose to be like this" Idk man, they're sounding like a couple trying to hide their relationship to me. They keep contradicting themselves
Nah man... You havent seen their collabs stream havent you? They are absolutely not gay, but they somehow make things seems vague lol... more than the most popular gay ship do, which is ChroNoiR. I saw their Cut and Snip? game collab and the voices they make are LOL. ChroNoiR is more like a bro than them (except in songs)
When he said they didn't think they'll do it in his house... my mind just went somewhere else. And then they said, instead, they went to internet cafe and locked the door... to do the deed huh?;> what an adventurous couple mwahhaa
Touya up here being upset about fujoshi but legit is known for being the loli man. One is way better than the other. Also if you can't kiss your homies how else are you suppose to know they aren't gay.
@@AA-pv6mi fujoshi literally means rotten girl, and it's almost an insult. Basically it's calling yourself a slur and then proceeding to say the slur isn't actually bad when it is. If you just like to read bl sometimes you're not a fujoshi, even I do that. But if you're reading it 90% of the time, only have gay ships and don't talk about anything but your ships and you're like "uwu my yaoi senses are tigling i wonder who's the uke" you're a fujo. There's no normal and extreme fujoshi in the first place, the extreme are the fujoshis.
Here's a clip where he tells the story. Basically, he met this stranger while waiting for fireworks, and this guy groped him throughout the whole fireworks display. Not sure if Touya is actually over it, but he acts like he is. Kind of makes me uncomfortable to see him brush off something so serious, but I think it's a cultural thing in Japan to downplay sexual violence. ua-cam.com/video/_8tGUMgvMIU/v-deo.html
It's just how he cope with it, some people prefers not to talk about it, others want to talk about it everytime so they can get used to the bad memory. Nothing to do with being Japanese, he just have different way
@@CrnaStrela i understand you mean well, but it definitely does have to do with him being Japanese. there's a prevalent problem with 'chikan' - or groping women - especially high-school girls - on trains in Japan. also, a lot of women just don't even bother to report the stuff that happens to them. there's an overwhelming feeling of shame that a lot of the victims feel - especially when the ones that do report it aren't taken seriously. i'm talking about women, but imagine how hard something like this could be for a *man* in Japanese culture. therefore, it's very likely that one of the reasons why he's coping by laughing/joking about the situation and acting "over it" is because of the culture in Japan. of course, we don't know 100% how he feels, but it's definitely wrong to say that it has "nothing to do with being Japanese."
THANK YOU FOR THIS MUCH NEEDED TRANSLATION !! They rly do be exuding "kiss yo homie goodnight" vibes ngl. Also I wish people translate more gaku content :") And 3:36 are we not gonna talk about this???? I was so confused when reading the wiki about his unofficial(?) fanbase name being james and this gave it some context but i never knew it was smth that grim omg
They should play: Nidhogg, but with the same keyboard, because the controls are kind of weird and you almost always end up touching the other person's hand.
gay people who don't know they're gay yet really like doing this "but we're not gay" "it's not like we're gay or anything" kind of affirmation lmao. if you're just friends doing that kind of affirmation usually just makes it weirder lol
I was looking for clips like this. Since I heard they had a ship wahh finally a video. Ah don't misunderstand I'm not jumping on the s-ship just curious ok! 😆
@@rikajougasaki3296 That... makes no sense. If they are both gay, they literally have no point of attraction. Not that they ever had any to begin with, people just ship any girl and guy that remotely interact. Ui has never shown any interest in Touya and in fact is mostly put off by his love for lolis and Touya's just being a troll.
Unrelated but while watching this I was playing pokemon and wasn’t paying attention to the game at all but I somehow found a shiny Thundurus I would like to thank the gay vibes from this video for this amazing luck ❤️
Please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not that fluence in english and japanese. So from what i've heard, Touya's coming to Australia (at winter break) to visit his friend. At that time, there was a fireworks event and he really wanted to go. But his friends had something to do so he decided to go alone. When he arrived, many people are already there waiting for the fireworks. The event was divided into two times, at 9 and 12. He saw the first fireworks and it were great, so he thought to see it again at 12, but he didn't know what to do while waiting. When he's taking a walk, there was australia man who approached him, asking him to take a photo. After taking the photo, they got acquainted. The name is James, 28 years old. He said he was also waiting for the fireworks to start, so they waited for it together. Touya said he was a good person, but when they talked, James always touching his hand. At that time Touya didn't pay much attention because in his mind he's so happy he finally got a friend from Australia. Then the fireworks started and he went to watch it with James. There are too crowded. In the middle of the fireworks, James suddenly stands right behind Touya. He's confused, but he remained focused on the fireworks. But suddenly, James suddenly began to touching his butt and Touya panicked. He doesn't know where he wants to focus, on the other hand he wants to enjoy the fireworks and on the other hand is this James. But he chose to look at the fireworks and ignore it for now. But the longer he ignored it, James began to rubb his 'thing' to his butt. He starts thinking that this isn't right and wants to tell him to "fuck off"(he said it in english). But when he began to talk, suddenly the fireworks began to be more festive (he said last part) and attracted his attention. All of the sudden he forget about the harassment and turn to James and ask, "James, what are you doing?" When Touya looked towards James, James suddenly shout "Wooww", while taking a picture of the fireworks. He's talking about this topic again at the back of the stream, After he goes back to japan, he said that james trying to contact him again, saying "Hey, this is James from the other day. Do you remember?" And Kenmochi said that of course he remember, "Do you know how much it's effecting me? I'm so scared when i got home."
Oh wait I can't find it anymore, probably got deleted or sumn. But it's true that he got molested. If I'm not wrong, this James guy introduced himself to Touya, Touya atm thought "wah this guy is nice" and they have some conversation I think? They were on a fireworks show or sumn, when the show began, this James grabbed Touya's butt (once again, if I'm not wrong, but it's lower body part for sure).
![[Eng Subs] Random clips of 2 besties - Kenmochi Touya and Fushimi Gaku [Nijisanji]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PFI_nq6-JiI/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Eng Subs] Random clips of 2 besties - Kenmochi Touya and Fushimi Gaku [Nijisanji]](/img/tr.png)
![[ENG SUB] "Don't touch me///" ChroNoiR TV behind-the-scenes talk [Kanae/Kuzuha/NIJISANJI]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YGIPKaWlt3g/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Eng Subs] Kenmochi Touya fans keep sending him weird messages [Nijisanji]](/img/n.gif)
1:09 “I didn’t become a VTuber to act gay on stream” sounds like the next hot light novel to hit the bestseller list, honestly xD
IKR
Now I want to write some fanfiction on this topic thx to you lol
AIGJT, IMMA MAKE A COMIC-
Leng Qiong YESSSSS
@@sitora2378 N O
i can listen to touya's laugh for YEARS
@Hakichim !! i don't exactly know why but it sounds so squeaky and satisfying,,
There actually are a few compilations for touya’s laugh and this is one of them
sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm34155452
@@cc8898 aren't you a lifesaver ❤️ i just found out about them, thank you!
Rikiichi is number one on greatest laughs in Nijisanji together with Ars if you ask me.
@@Irimu_ agree! rikiichi + touya + ars + hoshikawa are my top 4 laughs.
Touya and Gaku: We aren't gay
Fujoshi: We're gonna pretend we didn't heard that
Fujoshi : "that sign won't stop me, because I can't read. I can only draw"
😳👉👈
@Kei Kuellar definitely, they sometimes fetish it (which is not okay fictional or not)
@@kutsara_tiyan ^^^^ agreed
@@kutsara_tiyan i semi agree because I think if its fictional its fine. But fetishing real people is just wrong.
It fine, all you have to do is say "no homo" after makin out.
Please say sike ✨
@@Coconas464 na
dumbass is that acrobat in your pfp from idv
@@Coconas464 yes..😳
dumbass it’s cute :)
"We're not gay"
What fujoshi heard: "bla bla bla, *we're gay* " 👁👄👁
"Not"? Whos that? Never heard of them.
Yes, this seems accurate.
@@ebc6970 ikkkkk9kkkkkkkk9kkk9kkn9¿kik9j9kj9k9k9k9k9k9k9k9k9k9kk9k9k9kk99kk9k9i9k9kkki9
More like-
_"We're _*_*inaudible*_*_ gay"_
@@brunocantero9689 r/ihadastroke ?
Two male V-tubers, standing two feet apart cause they aren't gay. Thanks for the translation and hard work! Look captain! A new Ship!
Bruh, no earphone have that long split cable, most of it can't be stretched apart from each other more than 50 cm , hence, it kinda gay
Rachmat Wahid Zulfiqar I won't say wooosh but it's a joke from a vine.
I got the joke XDD
So this is why there's all those doujins...
I don't have any numbers with me, but there is this clip that acknowledges their existence
ua-cam.com/video/sxYrY9OyZEE/v-deo.html
@@localrainfallshelter1546 oh my.....
@@localrainfallshelter1546 iiiiii
is it too late to ask for the sauce 🧐
“damn we look like a couple... a couple of bestiessss”
i was taken aback when touya said "you're being too nice with the fujoshi" because when i heard gaku eating curry made by touya i smile like crazy and then touya suddenly said that lmfao
"And he locks the door"
I died 🤣
If you ain't at least a lil gay with your homies are you really homies?
ahhh man i feel so bad that touya's impression of australia is that one guy who molested him, fuck i hate people who take advantage of others
Don't worry, Touya is a man being good at transform most of the bad things happened around him to the brighter ones. Even his fan base is named by 'James' the Australian and he is fine with that. He is a amazing liver like that. So, don't feel bad:)
When did he tell that story?
Using only one earphone? That's too much for Fujoshi
I mean if girls can do it, boys can do it too, right... They're the same, right??
Poor Touya, behind the -lolicon- legend lies a lot of tragedies xD
Touya: Tries to downplay the situation
Gaku: Immediately points out how gay it is
Hmmmm having sleepovers? Being together alone in a locked room? Riding together? The fanfic just writes itself!
Touya is just being a Tsundere.
So in conclusion, going to Australia will change a man making him see the gay in every thing he lays eyes upon
look what happened to haato- I mean haachama. Australia really changes people
@@lonerscandream2019 Australia is a cursed land confirmed
...I’m okay with this ship
Edit:WAIT HE WAS MOLESTED?!
SAME I WAS SHOOK WHEN I GOT TO THAT PART
yeah, you can watch the story in the newest vid, i will feel trauma too if i was him
ua-cam.com/video/_8tGUMgvMIU/v-deo.html
@@Ruki1411 dang.. touya.. a man with many hidden trauma..
@@nonsensicalabyss maybe because of that trauma he became a lolicon, like "adult is too scary" *thinking*
BTVman And the fujo still want to pair him with a man...
im not a fujo,, but i'm just saying-- they keep saying it's not gay but they are making the situation worse. "we aren't gay. We're just sharing earphones and having a sleepover together" then there's the "don't tell them that!" and the "stop getting closer to me haha we didn't choose to be like this"
Idk man, they're sounding like a couple trying to hide their relationship to me. They keep contradicting themselves
@@maydayjanette226 Mmm fetishizing gay ships/people is not a good look
00:53 I love how exasperated Touya in this hahahaha
*Touya to Gaku* : Hi
*Gaku to Touya* : Hi
*Viewers* : Wouldn't that make you...Gay?
Nah man... You havent seen their collabs stream havent you? They are absolutely not gay, but they somehow make things seems vague lol... more than the most popular gay ship do, which is ChroNoiR. I saw their Cut and Snip? game collab and the voices they make are LOL.
ChroNoiR is more like a bro than them (except in songs)
wait until ui-mama hears of this, the yaoi doujin's gonna be lit
When they laugh together... Music to my ears, I love it so much.
3:36 *pizza music stops* sorry what??
but that aside, thank you for translating the greatest "no home, bro" in history!!
bnnnacke e He got molested in Australia
2:07 the chuckle tho
they’re giving me a “you’re cute, no homo tho.” kinda vibe.
When he said they didn't think they'll do it in his house... my mind just went somewhere else. And then they said, instead, they went to internet cafe and locked the door... to do the deed huh?;> what an adventurous couple mwahhaa
" I didn't become a VTuber to act gay on stream" flashbacks to EN branch
the more they try to deny it the more it seems like they are what they deny LMFAO
1:07 says the guy who simps for suzuya aki
Oh man thanks for compiling these, I remember someone commenting about these two and their shenanigans, got me really curious,
Historians will say that they were really close friends
Niji jp: we’re not gay. Niji en: move everyone, IM GAY
This is just so cute XD
The "locking the door" Part just killed me hahahaha
What a cute couple, I ship it...
**me not listening to the subs and crying over how cute their voices are**
Somehow, I can't take off my smile while watching this.
Touya up here being upset about fujoshi but legit is known for being the loli man. One is way better than the other.
Also if you can't kiss your homies how else are you suppose to know they aren't gay.
fujoshis are disgusting and should get off this planet so idk kinda on the same level
corm cat Fujoshis are fine. It’s you who should leave
@@beef1721 both are the same lmao
@@AA-pv6mi bruh i am an actual gay man so I have the right to say that straight girls (fujoshis) don't have the right to fetishize us
@@AA-pv6mi fujoshi literally means rotten girl, and it's almost an insult. Basically it's calling yourself a slur and then proceeding to say the slur isn't actually bad when it is. If you just like to read bl sometimes you're not a fujoshi, even I do that. But if you're reading it 90% of the time, only have gay ships and don't talk about anything but your ships and you're like "uwu my yaoi senses are tigling i wonder who's the uke" you're a fujo. There's no normal and extreme fujoshi in the first place, the extreme are the fujoshis.
Finally Togabito contents got translated!!!! Thank you so much!!
TOGABITO TEETEEEEE
_he suddenly locked the door_
TOGABITO IS REAL
Togabito ha gachi.
ローマ字で草
"We are just good friends" Uh~hu tell me more
Gaku Has his Ohagaku and also he is a bit awkward towards some kouhai.
Gaku is the only person to do a crazy backflip
I see... Sound proof the room huh
So let me get this straight.
Oh gosh, that level of friendship when you start teasing each other for the first time you met, it's the best 🤣🤣🤣💕💕
3:36 I'm going to need some more information about this please. Wtf that was too sudden lol
Here's a clip where he tells the story. Basically, he met this stranger while waiting for fireworks, and this guy groped him throughout the whole fireworks display. Not sure if Touya is actually over it, but he acts like he is. Kind of makes me uncomfortable to see him brush off something so serious, but I think it's a cultural thing in Japan to downplay sexual violence.
ua-cam.com/video/_8tGUMgvMIU/v-deo.html
It's just how he cope with it, some people prefers not to talk about it, others want to talk about it everytime so they can get used to the bad memory. Nothing to do with being Japanese, he just have different way
@@CrnaStrela i understand you mean well, but it definitely does have to do with him being Japanese. there's a prevalent problem with 'chikan' - or groping women - especially high-school girls - on trains in Japan. also, a lot of women just don't even bother to report the stuff that happens to them. there's an overwhelming feeling of shame that a lot of the victims feel - especially when the ones that do report it aren't taken seriously. i'm talking about women, but imagine how hard something like this could be for a *man* in Japanese culture. therefore, it's very likely that one of the reasons why he's coping by laughing/joking about the situation and acting "over it" is because of the culture in Japan. of course, we don't know 100% how he feels, but it's definitely wrong to say that it has "nothing to do with being Japanese."
Touya's Australian episode with James: ua-cam.com/video/_8tGUMgvMIU/v-deo.html
The "But we didn't think of doing it at our house at first" can be used with a different meaning ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
THANK YOU FOR THIS MUCH NEEDED TRANSLATION !! They rly do be exuding "kiss yo homie goodnight" vibes ngl. Also I wish people translate more gaku content :")
And 3:36 are we not gonna talk about this???? I was so confused when reading the wiki about his unofficial(?) fanbase name being james and this gave it some context but i never knew it was smth that grim omg
If only staff kept touya's heart pupil to mess with him...
1:14 I already knew that Utako is, well... Utako. But I never heard about this Moira person. Looks dangerous.
They haven't said no homo! That's proof enough
This reminds me of the meme of the guy screaming:IM NOT GAY IM NOT GA-
hmmm yes.. not gay indeed. just a couple of homosexuals
anyways I’ve seen a circle straighter than their relationship
They should play: Nidhogg, but with the same keyboard, because the controls are kind of weird and you almost always end up touching the other person's hand.
Nah, Touya would only be gay for Aki-kun
I can see the one dislike is from Touya
They are not, but now I am
gay people who don't know they're gay yet really like doing this "but we're not gay" "it's not like we're gay or anything" kind of affirmation lmao.
if you're just friends doing that kind of affirmation usually just makes it weirder lol
I was looking for clips like this. Since I heard they had a ship wahh finally a video. Ah don't misunderstand I'm not jumping on the s-ship just curious ok! 😆
I already know the fanfics and fanart are amazing
Utako " hm.… !! "
This might be a longer living ship but I stay strong and keep manning the helm of the UiTouya Ship!
Ui is ALSO hella gay, so yeah it works.
@@rikajougasaki3296 That... makes no sense. If they are both gay, they literally have no point of attraction. Not that they ever had any to begin with, people just ship any girl and guy that remotely interact. Ui has never shown any interest in Touya and in fact is mostly put off by his love for lolis and Touya's just being a troll.
Reminds me of the relationship between me and my friend
Damn now i wanna ride a boat with my internet bestie too
gaku looks to old to be kenmochis type wwwwwww
rode a boat and couldn't remember much from it :^)
Unrelated but while watching this I was playing pokemon and wasn’t paying attention to the game at all but I somehow found a shiny Thundurus
I would like to thank the gay vibes from this video for this amazing luck ❤️
just two bros 5 feet apart
nice voices oml
I ship this.
3:36 wait am I missing something?
It's a long story and I don't know if I can tell it correctly, but do you still want to hear?
@@ラッキーナナ-b1j Yes bro I'll ward it
@@ラッキーナナ-b1j ward
Please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not that fluence in english and japanese.
So from what i've heard, Touya's coming to Australia (at winter break) to visit his friend. At that time, there was a fireworks event and he really wanted to go. But his friends had something to do so he decided to go alone. When he arrived, many people are already there waiting for the fireworks. The event was divided into two times, at 9 and 12. He saw the first fireworks and it were great, so he thought to see it again at 12, but he didn't know what to do while waiting. When he's taking a walk, there was australia man who approached him, asking him to take a photo. After taking the photo, they got acquainted. The name is James, 28 years old. He said he was also waiting for the fireworks to start, so they waited for it together. Touya said he was a good person, but when they talked, James always touching his hand. At that time Touya didn't pay much attention because in his mind he's so happy he finally got a friend from Australia.
Then the fireworks started and he went to watch it with James. There are too crowded. In the middle of the fireworks, James suddenly stands right behind Touya. He's confused, but he remained focused on the fireworks. But suddenly, James suddenly began to touching his butt and Touya panicked. He doesn't know where he wants to focus, on the other hand he wants to enjoy the fireworks and on the other hand is this James. But he chose to look at the fireworks and ignore it for now. But the longer he ignored it, James began to rubb his 'thing' to his butt. He starts thinking that this isn't right and wants to tell him to "fuck off"(he said it in english). But when he began to talk, suddenly the fireworks began to be more festive (he said last part) and attracted his attention. All of the sudden he forget about the harassment and turn to James and ask, "James, what are you doing?" When Touya looked towards James, James suddenly shout "Wooww", while taking a picture of the fireworks.
He's talking about this topic again at the back of the stream,
After he goes back to japan, he said that james trying to contact him again, saying "Hey, this is James from the other day. Do you remember?" And Kenmochi said that of course he remember, "Do you know how much it's effecting me? I'm so scared when i got home."
this is where he tells it ua-cam.com/video/yvBCTiiHIFg/v-deo.html at 20:20
After reading so much yaoi, this is barely gay for me
CAN SOMEONE ELABORATE ON THE AUSTRALIA PART WTF
here's the clip ua-cam.com/video/_8tGUMgvMIU/v-deo.html
he say "no homo" too early goddammit!!
10/10 they are gay
Ah yes, the infamous gktu
Oh btw isn't togabito more like "criminals" instead of "sinners"?
"Togabito" has a chuuni vibe to it, and I personally think "sinners" captures it more, so I went with that!
@@kannana10 ah I see then!
@@kannana10 Great choice!
Another Diavolo
GaKen for life
I'm a perfectly straight man and I ship them both
TouPea
SHIPPPP
two bros........
This is very contradictory to vtubers nowadays
I still ship them
3:38 *what*
Yes, you can find the translated clip on UA-cam
Oh wait I can't find it anymore, probably got deleted or sumn. But it's true that he got molested. If I'm not wrong, this James guy introduced himself to Touya, Touya atm thought "wah this guy is nice" and they have some conversation I think? They were on a fireworks show or sumn, when the show began, this James grabbed Touya's butt (once again, if I'm not wrong, but it's lower body part for sure).
Oh wait I found it lol ua-cam.com/video/_8tGUMgvMIU/v-deo.html
Let ship kenmochi x gaku
Pls how can you not ship!
damn that was so tee tee, I hope they make a lot of corabos ;u;
I'm soooo gay for this XD
I don't even know who these are but I ship it
This Vid had 0 dislike tho
Imma male but i hve interest in bros convo.
Emmm girls will like this
IDK man. Sounds pretty gay 👨❤️💋👨
Be still, my fujoshi heart. 🙈🙈🙈
So whos the passive one in the relationship
kenmochi p much looks like a tsundere
The tag is gktu, so touya is the uke
👅
So many fojoshi here XD,any fudanshi here? I'm one of them dk if there is guys that fan of BL
I'm sort of a casual fudanshi, if that's a thing
You might like vtuber akina and genzuki.. an open fudanshi lol