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  • @desktorp
    @desktorp 5 років тому +268

    ☑ Option 1: Chat with a Pajeet
    ☐ Option 2: Chat with a Bot

    • @shekhawat5917
      @shekhawat5917 5 років тому +12

      2

    • @advancedcitizen77
      @advancedcitizen77 5 років тому +8

      david esktorp I got one enjoy a solid round of bullshit with good old Pajeet

    • @desktorp
      @desktorp 3 роки тому +3

      @Adriel Philip I like how these 2 fake accounts you're using were created within 24 hours of eachother

    • @happygofishing
      @happygofishing 3 дні тому

      POO IN DA LOO

  • @kuretaxyz
    @kuretaxyz 5 років тому +236

    "I'm not gonna stand here in the middle of the woods, talking on the phone, and seem like an idiot..."
    * stands there in the middle of the woods, talking on the phone *

  • @SK-iv4ml
    @SK-iv4ml 5 років тому +59

    Another question is whether anything is actually deleted when you cancel your account. I'd be willing to bet they just set a flag in some database to mark is as 'deleted', while keeping all the data they collected on you.

    • @tomtemple69
      @tomtemple69 Рік тому

      All of them do this, that's why I fake all my data, birthday, name, email, all of that, I use completely different info for every site

  • @channel11121
    @channel11121 5 років тому +234

    Luke just needed to purge his purchase history :^)

    • @LeMeccerino
      @LeMeccerino 5 років тому +16

      @DrDonkey Hey you save 5 cents a can for a 36 pack of Monster Energy Zero Ultra.

    • @kusumabhat6609
      @kusumabhat6609 2 роки тому +2

      .

  • @gregf9160
    @gregf9160 4 роки тому +50

    I went through exactly this. It's atrocious and they should be legally obliged to just provide a one-click delete account option. I live in Europe and how they are _still_ getting away with this is utterly beyond me.

    • @YeloPartyHat
      @YeloPartyHat Місяць тому

      File a GDPR complaint for us and have their money taken.

  • @RodgerCrocket
    @RodgerCrocket 5 років тому +506

    "Of course I can escape Amazon, I can escape all forms of spyware AND big tech, watch this!"
    *Installs Ubuntu*

    • @TheManalishiDE
      @TheManalishiDE 5 років тому +37

      Not sure if you're joking. askubuntu.com/questions/565746/why-does-the-latest-build-of-ubuntu-have-an-amazon-button

    • @baileyharrison1030
      @baileyharrison1030 5 років тому +50

      I never understood why Ubuntu has an Amazon button. It’s been there for at least 6 years at this point.

    • @sk8sbest
      @sk8sbest 5 років тому +7

      loled

    • @fatheragnostus
      @fatheragnostus 5 років тому +9

      you misspelled devuan

    • @soggycatgirl
      @soggycatgirl 5 років тому +40

      @@baileyharrison1030 They probably pay ubuntu a lot of money to get that shortcut

  • @M4tth2w
    @M4tth2w 5 років тому +109

    deleting your Blizzard account literally requires you too send them a copy of your ID...

    • @electric26
      @electric26 4 роки тому +21

      That's legal?? I have Overwatch but I'm considering deleting it anyway, just because of that if not for anything else.

    • @g00zik97
      @g00zik97 3 роки тому +17

      what the fuck

    • @PsycosisIncarnated
      @PsycosisIncarnated 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah they want my fcking id card to change my profiles phone number and it was a very old throaway number i used. What the hell.

    • @wackonaut
      @wackonaut 2 роки тому

      Don’t worry, they’re getting what they deserve for many things

    • @lennart3100
      @lennart3100 2 роки тому +1

      Had some other site that required id for verication as well, just so they can make sure it's really you deleting your account. Kind of ironic that I have to give them more of my data to get my data deleted. At least I could make most of my information unreadable and they accepted it.

  • @salvatoreshiggerino6810
    @salvatoreshiggerino6810 5 років тому +29

    I had the same experience with Audible, decided to try it out because just about every UA-camr but Luke keeps shilling it. Turned out audiobooks made my mind wander even more than real books, so it was a total waste. So I cancelled the subscription, and was surprised to see they charged me the next month too. Turns out you had to wait for a really slow-loading confirmation screen to come up to *actually* delete the account, which made me go 🤔.
    Now they say that you should not attribute to malice what could be attributed to incompetence, but I don't believe for a second Amazon doesn't have the technical know-how to make a subscription cancellation confirmation show up in a timely manner.

    • @salvatoreshiggerino6810
      @salvatoreshiggerino6810 5 років тому

      Also, I just remembered. I tried getting rid of my Cabify because they kept sending me emails in Spanish despite having set my language to English. But of course there was no delete button, so I had to email some VIVA LA RAZA guy and give him my passport number, which isn't something I really carry on myself normally.

    • @tomtemple69
      @tomtemple69 Рік тому

      ​@@salvatoreshiggerino6810just put them in your spam folder and block sender

  • @AndrewErwin73
    @AndrewErwin73 5 років тому +30

    I remember when when Amazon only sold books.

    • @KingFahtah
      @KingFahtah 3 роки тому +16

      I remember book shops.

  • @CarloLobrano
    @CarloLobrano 5 років тому +7

    You probably never had to delete your "account" in a remote bookstore in the '90, the one of those that sent books by postal service. It took me months, not just 24-48 hours and several mails too

  • @miller42
    @miller42 5 років тому +46

    BEZOSED

  • @bbseal6174
    @bbseal6174 5 років тому +54

    3:54 Nice voice crack luke, you can hang out with us zoomers now.

    • @Mark-ep4bj
      @Mark-ep4bj 5 років тому +1

      Shcore ;-;' *jazz hands.jpeg

  • @ZorgFS
    @ZorgFS 5 років тому +26

    You know Luke, I'm here with you, I've quit google (well yo can't just quit you know, but limit as hard as possible) in 2014. And I'm now understanding Richard Stallman more and more... He is alone, but we could change that, although I think it will soon be like real underground if you want them to respect you privacy... So.. yeah... and here in Russia it's getting WAAAAY worse than ever, second China i call it

  • @sudodoas
    @sudodoas 3 роки тому +27

    Leaving Amazon is more difficult than installing gentoo.

  • @coldgaze420
    @coldgaze420 2 місяці тому +1

    I got fired at amazon so i made them delete my shopping account. I lost the job for taking a vto

  • @c.deg.7982
    @c.deg.7982 5 років тому +77

    Is shutting down your Amazon account as hard as installing Arch?

    • @lotsofhazelnuts
      @lotsofhazelnuts 5 років тому +49

      managed to install arch and Amazon's still there so

    • @milkyway208O
      @milkyway208O 3 роки тому

      @@wackbyte you can say that to anything.

  • @ltxr9973
    @ltxr9973 4 роки тому +7

    I hate how they don't give you email addresses anymore and do everything through either what you've described or web forms.
    When deleting accounts, you can really feel how they don't want you too. But when facebook and amazon do goofy shit like this, that's one thing. I got really angry when I wanted to change my telephone company and found out they now do it like this too.

  • @mika7468
    @mika7468 5 років тому +28

    *_i'm not gonna stand here in the middle of the woods and seem like an idiot because i'm talking to some robot_*
    *_i'm not gonna do that_*

  • @alexandergraf1454
    @alexandergraf1454 4 роки тому +7

    Today I wanted to rm a file on my arch linux. Bash ordered me to talk to Jeff, Bill and Steve first.

    • @der0keks
      @der0keks 3 роки тому +3

      should have used sudo rm, that way you only need to confirm with Richard.

  • @quidquopro1185
    @quidquopro1185 4 роки тому +5

    "It is much harder then it should be" It is by design. Like you said, they do not want you to leave so they make it so painful no one wants to.

  • @dudeIMaBEAR
    @dudeIMaBEAR Рік тому +1

    Bro, I “deleted” my Facebook account years ago. They did the 60 just in case you change your mind thing. I didn’t. Years later I got the VR quest 2. Meta said “you want to keep using your vr headset? Then you need to link your Facebook account, or else.
    So I went and used my old email to start a new one. Guess what? They never deleted it. They never delete it. I deleted all my photos and everything else before closing it. Now I’m sure they still have all of it.

  • @arbitrarilyclose
    @arbitrarilyclose 5 років тому +62

    Zoom zoom zoomers

    • @sk8sbest
      @sk8sbest 5 років тому +2

      he never does it

    • @desktorp
      @desktorp 5 років тому +2

      @@sk8sbest he will

  • @NeuroScientician
    @NeuroScientician 5 років тому +11

    I used to work in one of their labor camps, literally loading people into an ambulance as they kept passing out... :D

  • @mos6581com
    @mos6581com 5 років тому +25

    Thankfully I could just toss a GDPR letter their way and wait a month.

    • @CoWinkKeyDinkInc
      @CoWinkKeyDinkInc 5 років тому +13

      @@SaHaRaSquad the GDPR is enforceable with any person who is in the EU, that includes foreigners and even tourists, so it will be hard for Amazon to prove that the person is not in Europe or an EU citizen

    • @mos6581com
      @mos6581com 5 років тому +10

      @@SaHaRaSquad I just report them to the ICO and let my government ream them.

    • @Mark-ep4bj
      @Mark-ep4bj 5 років тому +6

      OMG THATS COMMUNISM, MUH FREE MARKET

    • @YeloPartyHat
      @YeloPartyHat Місяць тому

      Did this work? I used this and did not get far.

  • @zebnat
    @zebnat 5 років тому +4

    EU laws forces companies to let the user delete his account. Some websites implemented it in a way that you can only deactivate it, so you can't login again but all your data like comments its still there and public...

    • @YeloPartyHat
      @YeloPartyHat Місяць тому

      That is illegal under GDPR and you can make a complaint to the governing body

  • @theodore2495
    @theodore2495 5 років тому +19

    stop calling me a zoomer

  • @or2kr
    @or2kr 5 років тому +9

    On paper I succesfully quitted Facebook, but I didn't because I still use WhatsApp. Getting other people to move to Signal is difficult :(

    • @bitnatures
      @bitnatures 5 років тому +4

      I really like Telegram and, surprisingly, a lot of my friends use it.

    • @or2kr
      @or2kr 5 років тому +6

      @@bitnatures The issue with Telegram is that the app isn't really transparent regarding the users information. That and the fact that you have to enable the encryted messaging for each chat kinda defies the logic for me

  • @jonathanhirschbaum6754
    @jonathanhirschbaum6754 5 років тому +13

    Apparently you never tried to delete Adobe subscription and account....

  • @MouhamedHG
    @MouhamedHG 5 років тому +16

    Ok i am at the minute 1:20 and already i want to delete my Amazon account

  • @savantshuia
    @savantshuia 2 роки тому +4

    I went exactly through this with Supercell but I remember a time when it was actually impossible to delete your Supercell ID.

  • @airknytt
    @airknytt Місяць тому

    DUDE finally i’m not crazy that exact thing happened to me with paypal. I’ve been stuck halfway through the paypal business account setup for like 2 years cause i don’t wanna talk to customer service 😭

  • @YeloPartyHat
    @YeloPartyHat Місяць тому

    I went to delete my AWS account, and they claimed to require payments, and I have to file multiple legal complaints against them to get it done. It literally took 2 months of back and forth to delete the account. Insanity. Truly scum.

  • @realwizardry834
    @realwizardry834 5 років тому +40

    Allah bless you forestman

  • @kendawg_mcawesome
    @kendawg_mcawesome 5 років тому +7

    Man, this makes downgrading my Dropbox seem easy.

  • @gradientO
    @gradientO 3 роки тому +3

    Anyone after AWS de-platformed Parler?

    • @comment1652
      @comment1652 3 роки тому

      They didn’t deplatform Parler. The moved Parler over to their new noserver platform. :)

  • @ChillerDragon
    @ChillerDragon 4 роки тому +14

    3:20 big respect for having the balls to admit you searched on yt how to delete a account :D

  • @neur0303
    @neur0303 5 років тому +19

    Luke what happened to the "are we programmed to invent riddles" and the "geocities unaboomer website" livestreams? I got a notification but the videos were removed

    • @neur0303
      @neur0303 5 років тому

      @@bashisobsolete.pythonismyn6321 my notification said riddles

  • @dana_t0ebdot
    @dana_t0ebdot 4 роки тому +7

    When you watch a 10 month old video and he is exactly right that I'm watching on a Saturday morning

  • @matthewcaylor342
    @matthewcaylor342 5 років тому +4

    Where I actually use my amazon account. I get free prime thanks to my work. Shame we don't have a law like in parts of Europe that gives you the right to have any data pertaining to you deleted. I feel sorry for any bot trying to process my spending habits....I do hobbyist Linux builds and costuming. XD

  • @DraxuGG
    @DraxuGG 5 років тому +4

    Time To Walk Out The Door. Data Collection No More.

  • @omegaz2398
    @omegaz2398 5 років тому +2

    There is nothing surprising, actually. How to fully delete your account? Database developer goes to delete all your records from all tables? and go back to backup database to delete? They can't, your identity's primary key is connected with millions of other records that is not just you. So long story short, NOT POSSIBLE technically to delete your account in 90% cases, no one can delete your account. Unless you logged in to todo list.

  • @cam2291
    @cam2291 5 років тому +29

    ghanoo+daddy waited until saturday morning just for the meme

  • @nighthaste9763
    @nighthaste9763 3 роки тому +3

    Anyone try deleting a Bethesda account? You practically have to hire a lawyer to do it.

  • @ltxr9973
    @ltxr9973 5 років тому +2

    It took me like 5 years to delete my facebook account. At least during that time I could find quite a few chicks there

  • @SimGunther
    @SimGunther 5 років тому +3

    Once you go zooming through the Amazon, you can never zoom out

  • @mupmuptv
    @mupmuptv 4 роки тому +4

    i forgot my facebook password, lost my phone number, and my main gmail. boom! i'm now free from facebook

  • @k7casca982
    @k7casca982 5 років тому +38

    I eat sand

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 5 років тому +2

      When I'm out of sand I just chew on nail files

    • @primarchpavel1457
      @primarchpavel1457 5 років тому +5

      I buy packages of sand from Amazon

    • @CrissPivot
      @CrissPivot 5 років тому +2

      @@Cobalt985 have you try the delicious sanding paper?

    • @victorjo7918
      @victorjo7918 5 років тому +2

      and maybe you poop processors...

  • @Yaxqb
    @Yaxqb 5 років тому +23

    💣boomer 📣ranting 🗣️in the 🌳 woods 🔎 zoomers

  • @veganstoiclinuxwarriormonk8187
    @veganstoiclinuxwarriormonk8187 5 років тому

    We're all fucked.

  • @gavinvales8928
    @gavinvales8928 5 років тому +18

    i was literally just thinking where were you

  • @ArniesTech
    @ArniesTech 2 роки тому +1

    Not the boomer we deserve but the boomer we need 🙏

  • @ethg7218
    @ethg7218 4 роки тому +7

    3:54 that voice crack

  • @caremyok
    @caremyok 5 років тому +1

    thanks for the reveal their fucking policy

  • @BobArctor
    @BobArctor 5 років тому +1

    I tried to do the same thing! Apparently you can do it but it requires a ton of steps to delete your account. Still haven't gotten around to it.

  • @bricks7000
    @bricks7000 5 років тому +2

    Luke, what can we do, they took our GNU/Linux, they took our internet, they took our memes! Where do we go now?

  • @Midnightrave69
    @Midnightrave69 2 роки тому +1

    Real question: who's blasting Post Malone in the bgm

  • @jan_harald
    @jan_harald 5 років тому

    well...
    last *I* checked they DID have a "delete my account" button hidden in the "help" section...
    guess they may have removed that, idk

  • @chadbrukowski9400
    @chadbrukowski9400 5 років тому +2

    Rare footage outside of the log cabin

  • @sasakanjuh7660
    @sasakanjuh7660 5 років тому +2

    That title was enough to make my day :D

  • @alegos500
    @alegos500 5 років тому +11

    I love GDPR

  • @xSh4dowNinja
    @xSh4dowNinja 5 років тому +8

    What is the background music?

    • @pmz558
      @pmz558 4 роки тому +3

      Boomer music

  • @jnelen22
    @jnelen22 5 років тому

    Not a meme reply, but I unforntually use amazon to make purchases of random tech shit because it is next to impossible to get anything like that here in the stix.

  • @user-hi8jf1hu4p
    @user-hi8jf1hu4p 4 роки тому +3

    [VERY STRONG ACCENT] Hello sir this is Amazon customer service you're speaking with Luke Smith today how may I help you?

  • @teuphil
    @teuphil 5 років тому +2

    was that spitting some kind of performance against data collection?

  • @an2qzavok
    @an2qzavok 5 років тому

    Maybe it's just really a big hassle to purge data from their sql database.

  • @darksevenmaster5398
    @darksevenmaster5398 Рік тому

    This is also thing with crypto exchange i asked them to delete my data from your database and i had simlar experience with Pajeet

  • @robertoyungfang
    @robertoyungfang 5 років тому +3

    Luke got lost in the woods for a week

  • @aonoymousandy7467
    @aonoymousandy7467 4 роки тому

    Just don't renew your prime membership, SIMPLE!

  • @hongtanke
    @hongtanke 4 роки тому

    if you curse a lot the automated systems will take you to a higher tier of customer service

  • @brandonwombacher2559
    @brandonwombacher2559 2 роки тому +1

    Everything that you put on the internet, stays on the internet

  • @oddbob6230
    @oddbob6230 5 років тому +2

    If I delete my account, how am I gonna get Varg's books?

    • @LukeSmithxyz
      @LukeSmithxyz  5 років тому +4

      Let me save your time: it's all the placenta.

  • @ClutchTFS
    @ClutchTFS 4 роки тому

    Ebay is better in everyway imo

  • @cookiedestroyer402
    @cookiedestroyer402 5 років тому

    Don't know where to ask this so I'm going to ask here.
    Is there any good (hopefully terminal) way to play music playing live on youtube? becoming a fan of lo fi channels.

    • @LundMr1
      @LundMr1 5 років тому +2

      You need yturl for this to work.
      mpv --no-video "$(yturl )"

  • @JurajOravecSGOrava
    @JurajOravecSGOrava 5 років тому +1

    Amazon sucks.

  • @nevoyu
    @nevoyu 4 роки тому

    I've never purchased something from Amazon.com

  • @tmuet3653
    @tmuet3653 4 роки тому

    "pudge eat"? now that's a tad *problematic*!

  • @sarundayo
    @sarundayo 5 років тому

    "Not going to sit here in the woods and talk on the phone"
    >Proceeds to talk to the phone in the woods

  • @chopcooey
    @chopcooey 5 років тому

    business account lets you have a doughnut button fk yeah

  • @danielbelmir0
    @danielbelmir0 2 роки тому

    I still need to delete my fb account, they locked me out when I started deleting my content.

  • @alrightsquinky7798
    @alrightsquinky7798 5 років тому

    PayPal Business accounts give you a donut button? What other secrets are you hiding from us, Luke?!

  • @lkron5741
    @lkron5741 5 років тому +1

    zoom(er) zoom(er) - Mazda

  • @williamnelson792
    @williamnelson792 5 років тому

    I am enjoying my Saturday morning.

  • @werdwerdus
    @werdwerdus 2 роки тому

    what does he keep saying regarding the chat live chat? Pajit? Pocheet? subtitles thinks it's Apogee. idk if it's some kind of Indian telemarketer slur or what?

    • @savosarven458
      @savosarven458 2 роки тому

      Yeah. Pajeet. I think it's a common Indian name. Like calling Germans Hans.

    • @werdwerdus
      @werdwerdus 2 роки тому

      @@savosarven458 i looked it up. it seems to be exclusively used by ethnocentric or xenocentric people, such as the creator of this video

  • @donnaken15
    @donnaken15 5 років тому

    I got my Amazon account deleted and now I can't watch the entire Problem Solverz season 1 I purchased there lol

    • @needthistool
      @needthistool 4 роки тому +4

      >what are torrents

    • @donnaken15
      @donnaken15 4 роки тому

      Yeah but every rip is kind of just 360p CN watermark

    • @needthistool
      @needthistool 4 роки тому +5

      ​@@donnaken15 Ah. Bummer.
      Then I would suggest buying a pirate hat, keeping that Amazon subscription, and becoming the hero you wish to see in the world. :^))
      Also if you haven't used it already IIRC students can get Prime for free for a year so if it's just the one show you care about then there you go

    • @donnaken15
      @donnaken15 4 роки тому +2

      I bought it to see if the HD for the show was there but it was literally just as crap as a CN rip.
      I don't have or will ever care about Prime, like I don't with other paying subscriptions because I don't think it's worth it to me.

  • @theseeker4104
    @theseeker4104 5 років тому

    I have a question for i3 gaps I have my media keys mapped to vol up and down but I would like to see a notification bar on top showing that the volume is changing. Is there a way to do this

  • @bruderdasisteinschwerermangel
    @bruderdasisteinschwerermangel 5 років тому +1

    here we go shitposting in the comment section again

  • @lucywucyyy
    @lucywucyyy 3 роки тому

    thats royally fucked up

  • @cholewciax
    @cholewciax 3 роки тому +1

    Fortunately, in Europe we got GDPR with a "right to be forgotten". ✌

  • @janekkrawiecki4654
    @janekkrawiecki4654 4 роки тому

    deleting facebook is worse

  • @ezioarno15
    @ezioarno15 5 років тому

    rant in the woods
    found lu..
    found lu..
    luke papi, found luke papi

  • @Supertimegamingify
    @Supertimegamingify 4 роки тому

    I knew it was awful before, but it's got _worse?_

  • @aiviskri
    @aiviskri 5 років тому +2

    Thank god I live in Europe where we have GDPR and stuff like that...

  • @LundMr1
    @LundMr1 5 років тому

    Follow your instructions. Now in outer space. How to get bak?

  • @janiskirilko3859
    @janiskirilko3859 5 років тому +1

    Lukes beard is weird - weirdbeard!!! sudo pacman -Rs beard

  • @dlarge6502
    @dlarge6502 5 років тому

    When you were talking about phoning automated robot voices, all I could think of was this: ua-cam.com/video/n_pjbPE1Z_U/v-deo.html

  • @daviddicusara6523
    @daviddicusara6523 5 років тому

    Guess what it's not a saturday for me

  • @yoshi314
    @yoshi314 5 років тому

    isn't that called the dark pattern?

  • @tomtemple69
    @tomtemple69 Рік тому

    I make like 30 different accounts for amazon for free prime lol

  • @Eryn321
    @Eryn321 5 років тому

    lol you think the squirrels will judge you?

  • @sessonid5082
    @sessonid5082 5 років тому +2

    Hey pajeet please delete me fam