you are goddamn right! he did.. you wanna know why? I'll tell you why! cause no one, NO ONE! loves and respects his momma like Jimenez! you got that?!?
@@jwtrio in the mirror video, ( with the detective and the murder in a mirror house) it was stated that Jimenez died. Murdered by the killer. I was referring to that.
Jimenez is guy who was filming actual moon landing from the moon ground angle, yet they say Armstrong was first to step on the ground, but who was filming him stepping down, Jimenez ofc..who else 😂
I was supposed to like your joke but it's actually 2/3 of the earth is covered with water. Hmm. Please delete your comment. Only people with +iQ can comment. Thanks
Well that's how Jimenez does it! How would you know how anyone does it?! You and that fungal infection you call a dick wouldn't know how to do anything!
But he's vacationing in Florida. I doubt that's euphemism for Jimenez's death because the joke is that Hobbs goes on and on about Jimenez as if his old partner died in some pertinent way unknown to the audience at this time -- a classic cop movie trope -- when in reality he's just gone for a few days. Jimenez is probably just a good "cop sounding" name.
@@Idkmanlemmeedit Explain the joke then, where pretending his old partner is on vacation is a coping mechanism to deal with the fact that his partner is actually dead. Yes, this behavior is a real life coping mechanism (rare), but has zero comedic value. Please explain how it is funny that someone is emotionally disturbed in this way. I doubt K&P were taking that angle on this bit.
😂😂😂This is the first time I ever uncontrollably read the comments section of any video... Thank you Jimenez nobody can fill your shoes and I mean nobody
In the hall of mirrors sketch, Carlo was accused of killing a detective Jimenez. Detective Hobbs who seemed to be close to Jimenez likely knows that he died but uses him being in "Florida" as a coping mechanism for Jimenez really being dead. Carlo is also knows to be hiding a girl under his floorboards; one of the girls could be a prostitue murdered by Carlo which is the case that Hobbs and Joshua are working on
@@schuylerborden2815 but if he was he would've busted 20 perps in the time it would take him to pull his pants over his itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot ba pee pee
+Dev Ramachandran I don't give a hobo's hat about your theory. You think Jimenez worked off theories? Like some kind of needle dick Charles Darwin? NOT ON YOUR ASS!
4 роки тому+40
Once, Jiménez fell from a 20-story building. The sidewalk where he fell died.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had 3 missed calls from Jimenez
😂😂
That's the best 😂😂
😆😆😆 weaak
Brilliant!!!
Legend👍
Jimenez once heard nothing could kill him...so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Hahaha
🤣🤣🤣
i can't im deeeeaaad!!! lmao
❤️😂😂😂
Lmfao
Sleep needs at least 7 to 9 hours of Jimenez a day.
brilliant
?
Underrated comment.
@@waltzthompson7238 how?
Damn Yo
When Jimenez was a kid, the teacher would raise his hand to ask Jimenez a question
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Jimenez once punched a horse in the chin. That’s how he invented the giraffe.
O MY GOSH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know what looks like a giraffe? Your “itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot ba pee pee”
DAYMN!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jimenez doesn’t cut his lawn, he dares it to grow.....
If this comment is about a real lawn and not pubic hairs, delete it immediately
😂😂😂😂😂
Bro,thats funny as hell
Damn
😂😂😂
Ghosts sit around the camp fire and share stories about Jimenez.
LOL
Underrated
😭😭😭😭😭 i CANT
hes only in Florida..not dead.
@@thedon3346 Well the mirror killer killed Jimenez so you know… 😢
The street looks both ways before Jimenez crosses.
@@mileyardgigahertz😂
Not Jimenez
Yo 😂
After his birth, Jimenez drove his mother home from the hospital.
you are goddamn right! he did..
you wanna know why? I'll tell you why!
cause no one, NO ONE! loves and respects his momma like Jimenez!
you got that?!?
😭
Omggg I’m dyingggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hands down best Jimenez joke in the comment section 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@@paulbacera8231 😂😂😂😭😭
@@paulbacera8231 Jimenez gave birth to his mom and then drove her to the hospital
Jimenez wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.
Damn hahaha his gaze is to damn dangerous
what?? What threat can a human's eye pusses to the sun????
@@tuneboyz5634 Jimenez...
The sun wears himenez-glasses to protect itself from himenez.
@@caelhustlermahdi7713 *Jiménez
Jiménez tears can cure cancer... Unfortunately, Jiménez never cries.
That’s awesome 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
haahahahahhahaha
YaNoAwantoMas When Jimenez left home as a teenager, he turned to his father and said: “you are the man of the house now”.
Gold
Jimenez doesn't wake up at sunrise. The sun waits for Jimenez to wake up to rise.
Jimenez lost his virginity before his dad did.
Or virginity lost jimenez ?
Jimenez conunted to infinity......twice
Jimenez never lost anything
He was adopted
Lol then his mum got a lot of explaining to do
"Jimenez could kill two stones with one bird."
"Jimenez gave his dad 'the talk'."
"When jimenez does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down... to make space for his big dicckkkkkk".
why is your comment in quotes
@@thedunyadoneya2628 lol that should have been in the skit for sure.
this is so fucking funny
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Jimenez before he goes to sleep
Jimenez is the room he sleeps in.
ctarsun dysart so Chuck Norris is inside Jimenez?
Shit just got serious.
Dangerous waters
Fa fuck is Gi-man-ez?
Jimenez is so cool even the screenwriters of this sketch couldn't kill him.
Best
Bravo!!
Fun fact, He died actually, in the mirror maze sketch. Keys said the killer is under arrest for the murder of "...Detective Mason Jimenez"
@@noraksilver2098Jimenez faked his own death to make tracking down the serial killer easier
Jimenez once threw a grenade that killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
Lmao. That was good, that was damn good.
that's originally a chuck norris meme. still good though hahah
It exploded and killed additional 50 000 in 5 different countries. According to scientists, some of the shrapnel reached Mars.
Then Jimenez noticed a little girl who ran across not being hit by the grenade, he jumped on the grenade in order to save her.
@@UA-camCensorsYou Mars..😅😅😅
Jimenez was the best cop, but one day...he went on vacation
CONSEQUENCES
Consequences being...
Murdered by a serial killer?
@@Tombr4mb4 guess you didn't watch the other videos huh
@@jwtrio in the mirror video,
( with the detective and the murder in a mirror house) it was stated that Jimenez died. Murdered by the killer. I was referring to that.
@@Tombr4mb4 ua-cam.com/video/1dWjKkF0Zi4/v-deo.html this is the consequences he's been talking about
tell me why i moved my head like how he did in the video 😂😂
When Jimenez was younger, he didn't play Cops and Robbers. He played Jimenez and Non-Jimenez.
😂😂😂😂
Nice one. Hahaha 🤣🤣
Not Jimenez,he didn't play...he became
Stolen comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I once saw Jimenez slam a revolving door.
nah
Jiménez always slammed doors straight from the dick
Oh naw
Dude, this is an underrated comment! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Praised be Jimenez
Jimenez would have left the best comment
He kinda did
Did I?
YOU WANNA BE JIMENEZ!?
Lmmfao
I did bitch
Jimenez doesn't wear seat belt for his safety. The car holds onto Jimenez for its own.
This was good
Why doesn't this have more likes. This was hilarious.
Indeed
THE BEST
Jesus christ lol
Jimenez died a long time ago death hasn't had the guts to tell him...
Damn haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am dead 😂😂😂😂😂
@@theinevitblex1 not Jimenez....
@@Davidscomix hahahaha good one
Jimenez has a bear rug in his house. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.
Lmaoo
Jimenez could whistle in 5 languages
Lmao
He can whistle in any languages.
Well There actually are whistling languages so it’s quite possible.
@@Gamingawesomeness121 okay Dwight
@@Burt_Sampson you’re welcome you asshat
when jimenez left home at age 11 he turned around and told he's father "your the man of the house now".
Low key made me laugh out loud
My hyena laugh came out
X'D
Best comment yet
Way to rip off a Chuck Norris joke ha ha 🙄
Jimenez once took a trip to the virgin Islands, now they are simply called Islands. After Jimenez.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
I f**ked the Islands.
When Jimenez eats at a restaurant, his server gives him a tip.
And then Jimenez would laugh at that little baby tip and show the server how a REAL MAN tips.
Jimenez didn't lose his virginity, he won it.
He earned it
🤣legend
Damn
😭😭
How many push-ups could Jimenez do?
*All of them*
Lol
Lmao
Jimenez doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
@@user-ym5is9zy4b haha. 1 jimenez pushups = benchpressing the earth 1 time.
😂😂😂😂😂
Officer: How did the Lt. die?
Rookie: Heart attack sir.
Officer: Hmph, Jimenez would have stopped his own heart, before it attacked him.
Lol. Perfect comment.
he's right you know
😂😂😂😂
"Jimenez would have never gotten a heart attack, he inspired loyalty in all of his major organs."
I actually snorted at this from laughing
The bottle cap line gets me every time lol😂
Jimenez would never get caught by the bottle cap line
Me too man! 😂😂😂 I've actually used that line in real life before!
This is the first honest comment I scrolled down to after all the jiminez jokes 😂
Jimenez does not walk, the Earth under him rotates until he is where he wants to be
Well technically... that's everyone
This is the first bad one aha sry dude try harder
Almost
@@LetsPlayArcanium Not by the like count:D - Was actually quite good - the comment by Tetra was also hilarious haha
funny hahahaha
When Jimenez visits your house, he gives YOU the Wifi password.
I wonder what the password is...lemme guess...Pebble Penis....Smurfs Cock or polka dotted pebble pecker
or the wifi gives Jimenez the password
@@dreliq981 Or Jimenez gives wifi password.
@@ameridesign Or the password gives wifi Jimenez
@@hittingyouoverthehead Or the password gives Jimenez wifi
When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, Jimenez was already there making giant leaps for mankind.
No, jimenez had a diary that he wrote in every day... it was up to the 727200th page. On the moon.
Jimenez is guy who was filming actual moon landing from the moon ground angle, yet they say Armstrong was first to step on the ground, but who was filming him stepping down, Jimenez ofc..who else 😂
hahhahahahahahha
Jimenez don't land on the moon, the moon landed on JIMINEZ.
some says he was getting ready for barbeque
Jimenez did a great job raising his parents as a single child.
Jimenez built the hospital he was born in
im deeeadd 🤣🤣
When Jimenez turned 18...his parents moved out of the house
I'm weaaakkkk
@@mcdonaldtrump228 then eat something instead of wasting your energy on typing here
@@itanmayi bruh.
@@itanmayi Lmao savage
😂
As a child, whenever Jimenez misbehaved, he would ground his parents.
😂😂😂😂
Jiminez wouldn’t misbehave
or himself
Damn Yo hahah
Ground...to dust.
"You're not Jimenez"
"Understood, I'll just do my own thing"
" *Jimenez wouldn't do that* "
"Okay, here we go."
😂
Funniest comment here 😂😂😂
When Zuckerberg invented Facebook, he already had a friend request waiting from Jimenez.
Lol, that was the funniest
Nate : Oh I'm sorry, I forgot Jimenez *is an actual person*
haahaahaah
After the Facebook incident, Jimenez joined Fuckbook and already had the maximum amount of friend requests waiting.
Actually after Zuckerberg invented Facebook Jimenez already had a friend request from Zack
When Jimenez step in the water he dont get wet, water become Jimenezed.
😄😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
EL 1991 hahahaha
Actually laughed lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂
UA-cam doesn't recommend Jimenez to you a year later. Jimenez will recommend himself to you whenever he wants.
On a hobos hat
Upvoting because I've never seen this before and it was recommended to me a full year after it was posted.
Jimenez named his parents after he was born
I sold jimenez a car with no engine. He drove it home
Jimenez once travelled back in time to WWII. Once Hitler found out, he shot himself.
Man said “Das Jimenez” 😂
Jimenez once kicked a ball so high it never bounced back.
Now, we call it the Moon...
* bounced
Lol
Idiot
He's been kicking balls since. They even hired some guys to look at his work: astronomers.
Jiminez would say he'll watch one key and peele skit and actually watches only one skit.
I hope this gets more likes. Nice one!
The most underrated comment
Underrated aff
I only watch this one.
Jesus could walk on water..... but Jimenez could swim on land
He taught me the sacred art before going to Florida and to this day I'm able to swim on land..... albeit in swimming pools coz I'm a newbie
Bruhhhhhhhh LMFAO
That’s an old Chuck Norris joke
I can walk on the water too... But only when it freezes ;)
Cuz I ain't no jesus
I bet Jimenez caught lightning in a bottle all the time.
NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE consequences
🤔 You must think you're Jiminez with all those likes? Huh Mr. Baby-Dick!? 🧐😄
These nuts were catching lightning on your chin
@@alistersvenschoff1885 *Applause*
I was going to repeat the Eric Andre reference to show that I also enjoy his comedy but someone beat me to it :/
Jimenez actually built Rome in a day.
And when in Rome, Romans do as Jimenez does
Hahahaha
Jimenez once made a happy meal cry
When Jimenez was born he slapped the doctor's ass until the doctor cried.
👌👌😆
😂😂😂
Because he didn’t pull Jimenez out fast enough 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 funniest one yet lol
1/3 of the Earth is covered by water. The rest was covered by Jimenez.
I was supposed to like your joke but it's actually 2/3 of the earth is covered with water. Hmm. Please delete your comment. Only people with +iQ can comment. Thanks
Lmao sure buddy
@@n4zp129 why so salty over a joke comment? lol
@@alunanhijrah6725 it's salty coz 2/3 of the earth is covered with sea water. 1/3 is not that salty enough.
This sounds like a fat joke😂
The dislikes are from people that jimenez put in jail.
I don't see 7billion dislikes
With their pebble penis havin asses .
They are from "Jimenez wannabes"
When Jimenez was born his father became Jimenez Jr
when jimenez uses the toilet he doesn't flush, he just tells the toilet to "suck it up"
Whilst telling it it has a small dick...
I'll be back from Florida soon
🤣🤣
Lmao 😂😂😂
@@jjlatinopedia gay
🤣🤣🤣
He needs you Jimenez 😂😂😂
This is the funniest comment section I've seen in a while.
I'm laughing more here than the skit😂😂😂
Jimenez would have made it funnier
Its so damn good
Dude for real
Check any Zlatan Ibrahimovic video for that matter
The original version of the Bible starts with “In the beginning, there was Jimenez”.
😂😂😂
"...and jimenez was with jimenez , and jimenez was jimenez"
“Jimenez was in the beginning”
Lmfao!!!!!!!🤣😂
Taking it kinda far now. 🤣😂😂😳😳😳
Jimenez WAS the beginning
Achilles has a Jimenez heel.
Make America Jimenez again.
Hahaha
I AM DEAD!! LMFAO!
Jermein Wood no
America couldn't be half as good in a century as Jimenez is on his worst day... this needle dick country...
LOL
This is what its like when a mom goes away and leave a child with only dad. "Thats not how mom does it"
Well that's how Jimenez does it! How would you know how anyone does it?! You and that fungal infection you call a dick wouldn't know how to do anything!
It’s more like a kid that always brangs about how cool his older brother is
That could easily go the other way around, too.
Well I'm not mum you ungrateful little piece of shit. You'll have the eggs with the yolk!
HAHAHAHA!! SO SO SO TRUE!!
"your dick couldn't fill a bottlecap" that line hit me harder than thanos with 6 infinity stones
"Jimenez always started off on the right foot"
Overtime Sports
It was "Jimenez always got off on the right foot" Lmao
Jimenez would’ve said it right the first got damn time every god damn attempt 😂
Charles Griffin
Lmao 😂
@@CG3theRealtor haha
@@DarkTranqz
That's what made him different. Most guys hang to the left.
This is one of the most entertaining comments sections I’ve ever seen.
Not as entertaining as Jimenez.
Straight facts! I can’t stop reading them 😂
@@candy2325 Jimenez could. Jimenez could stop time if he wanted.
@@candy2325 Jimenez can read them. You wanna fill Jimenez's shoes? HUH? Baby Dick!
Ikr lmfao I can't stop smiling
While everyone else rushes, Jimenez always gets there by taking his time.
Jimenez doesn't have to arrive....because he's already there
damn
"I don't give a hobo's hat' 🤣
When Jimenez got sent to the principals office, the principal got sent back to class
I love how it turns out Jimenez is fine and he just misses his partner.
Dude, of course Jimenez is fine. Even if he died, the grim reaper wouldn't have the guts to approach Jimenez.
Actually he got killed by the murderer in the mirror maze sketch 😔
He's not fine. He's in Florida.
The shit is to funny
"I think we got off on the wrong foot"
"Not Jimenez!!"
😂🤣😂
Mvaerick Stone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jimenez got up on the right foot everyday
“Jimenez got off on the right foot every goddamn day of his goddamn life”
“Pull up your pants over your itsy-bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot ba pee pee”😂😂😂
This one was definitely over looked 😂
That's a really small pee pee I actually saw it in my mind...A clit looks bigger from just the description😅🤣😂
I can’t stop laughing at that line 😂
Jimenez was so smart. Google assistant asked him for directions.
Jimenez used to take his dad fishing and gave him life advice
Once a very poisonous cobra bit Jimenez, and after 10 hours of agonizing pain the snake finally died.
“2 daughters raising him on their own” 😂😂😂
Yo I didn't catch that 😂
"... *itsy* *bitsy* *teenie* *weenie* *yellow* *polka* *dot* *ba* *pee* *pee* " hahahah that is so creative!
Oliver Ng remember the commercial
Jimenez would of stayed creative ever god dam day of his life
It's from a song actually
Jimenez doesn't do push-ups, he does earth-downs
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
❤
It’s true.
Jimenez doesnt blink. The world just gets dark. We call it night.
The Earth's rotation is working because of Jimenez's breath.
Jimenez always knew who let the dogs out
When Jimenez was born, the doctor told his mother, “It’s a man!”
When Jimenez waa born Jimenez told the doctor You're a man and drove his mom home
“It’s Jimenez”
🤣🤣🤣
"Jimenez always shot straight FROM THE DICK!" O_O
AlphardZafkiel on the right foot
Soundz the guy was fruit asf
Finding a key and peele skit you haven’t watched is like opening up that present on Christmas morning you always wanted but never thought you’d get.
Omg i was thinking the same is this one new cause im pretty sure I seen them all hahaha
Jimenez wouldn't have missed a single episode.
I can't find one I haven't watched 😢. I need more gold
I dunno if y'all noticed but Jimenez is one of the detectives killed by the psychopath in "Hall of mirrors" a previous sketch by them.
Lmao for real! Good call on that cameo
But he's vacationing in Florida. I doubt that's euphemism for Jimenez's death because the joke is that Hobbs goes on and on about Jimenez as if his old partner died in some pertinent way unknown to the audience at this time -- a classic cop movie trope -- when in reality he's just gone for a few days. Jimenez is probably just a good "cop sounding" name.
Lol sounds like a good connected universe theory brewing up
@@TurdFurgeson571 It's a coping mechanism, kid.
@@Idkmanlemmeedit Explain the joke then, where pretending his old partner is on vacation is a coping mechanism to deal with the fact that his partner is actually dead. Yes, this behavior is a real life coping mechanism (rare), but has zero comedic value. Please explain how it is funny that someone is emotionally disturbed in this way. I doubt K&P were taking that angle on this bit.
I thought Jimenez would have been a clown at the end with really big shoes
That's actually smart 😂
A cop and a clown? Man we don't pay them enough
Same
I miss the last scene twists and surprises like the older key and Peele videos
Jimenez is Chuck Norris
When the Cavemen invented fire, Jimenez was already there, having a cigarette.
😂😂
When someone shoots at Jimenez the bullet doesn't hit him, he hits the bullet.
When God said "Let there be light", Jimenez Said "Fine".
Lol 😂
😂😂😂This is the first time I ever uncontrollably read the comments section of any video... Thank you Jimenez nobody can fill your shoes and I mean nobody
Lehend had it that Jimenez tracked down nobody and killed him.
Nobody is already dead thanks to Jimenez so...🤣
He’ll never fill my shoes.
lol
Are the stories true?
He is the Messiah!
Lol
Please get back from Florida soon.
I'll never look at the name jimenez the same way ever again 😂😂😂
lol. I have a crush on a girl at work because her last name is Jimenez
In the hall of mirrors sketch, Carlo was accused of killing a detective Jimenez. Detective Hobbs who seemed to be close to Jimenez likely knows that he died but uses him being in "Florida" as a coping mechanism for Jimenez really being dead. Carlo is also knows to be hiding a girl under his floorboards; one of the girls could be a prostitue murdered by Carlo which is the case that Hobbs and Joshua are working on
Too bad Jimenez isn’t around to bust the perps
Thats a different Jimenez, the real jimenez wouldve seen it coming
OMG.
@@schuylerborden2815 but if he was he would've busted 20 perps in the time it would take him to pull his pants over his itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot ba pee pee
+Dev Ramachandran I don't give a hobo's hat about your theory. You think Jimenez worked off theories? Like some kind of needle dick Charles Darwin? NOT ON YOUR ASS!
Once, Jiménez fell from a 20-story building. The sidewalk where he fell died.
Jimenez would’ve kept this show going forever.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell scary stories about Jimenez.
😂
“I don’t give a Hobo’s hat about your theory”
Ima start saying that now
HAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Jiminez said before this sketch was made
Jimenez would always post good UA-cam comments
Banjo Kazooie He wouldn't have to, the comments would post him, and sorry-assed UA-cam would be holding his beer.., that's how good Jimenez is..
I try
Not like your teeny tiny little comments!
He would always like the right comment
Wow I can’t believe I’m actually finding key and peele episodes I haven’t seen. This is like finding lightning in a bottle.
I've got that... lightening in a bottle
Or like finding the goose who laid the golden egg.
I found lightning in a bottle but I'm stuck watching youtube videos...
Consequences
Jimenez would've already found the bottle...
Oh wait, that would be the other guy.
Jimenez would've already seen this episode
Jimenez once caught COVID-19....rumor says he hasn't let it go yet
I purposely got COVID twice...
Jimenez wouldn't work off, no rumours