Filling Jimenez’s Shoes - Key & Peele

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  • @ericocallaghan9322
    @ericocallaghan9322 5 років тому +11261

    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had 3 missed calls from Jimenez

  • @dm6182696
    @dm6182696 4 роки тому +8801

    Jimenez once heard nothing could kill him...so he tracked down nothing and killed it.

  • @midnightblues9895
    @midnightblues9895 4 роки тому +4018

    Sleep needs at least 7 to 9 hours of Jimenez a day.

  • @zaneshihadeh1955
    @zaneshihadeh1955 3 роки тому +1417

    When Jimenez was a kid, the teacher would raise his hand to ask Jimenez a question

  • @jamesvanbergeyk2353
    @jamesvanbergeyk2353 4 роки тому +4534

    Jimenez once punched a horse in the chin. That’s how he invented the giraffe.

    • @sen-cher
      @sen-cher 4 роки тому +28

      O MY GOSH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @t10Tech
      @t10Tech 4 роки тому +20

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @funnyman8713
      @funnyman8713 4 роки тому +68

      You know what looks like a giraffe? Your “itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot ba pee pee”

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 4 роки тому +9

      DAYMN!

    • @secretguy8673
      @secretguy8673 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adandelgado3
    @adandelgado3 5 років тому +5721

    Jimenez doesn’t cut his lawn, he dares it to grow.....

    • @earlem9771
      @earlem9771 5 років тому +42

      If this comment is about a real lawn and not pubic hairs, delete it immediately

    • @skinie26
      @skinie26 4 роки тому +18

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @icebear3503
      @icebear3503 4 роки тому +12

      Bro,thats funny as hell

    • @holdthetruthhostage
      @holdthetruthhostage 4 роки тому +8

      Damn

    • @jacob1775
      @jacob1775 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂

  • @rukman48
    @rukman48 4 роки тому +3223

    Ghosts sit around the camp fire and share stories about Jimenez.

    • @AntoniusMondong
      @AntoniusMondong 3 роки тому +19

      LOL

    • @zuku4399
      @zuku4399 3 роки тому +17

      Underrated

    • @Jasmine-lj8qw
      @Jasmine-lj8qw 3 роки тому +9

      😭😭😭😭😭 i CANT

    • @thedon3346
      @thedon3346 3 роки тому +4

      hes only in Florida..not dead.

    • @zillion914
      @zillion914 3 роки тому +5

      @@thedon3346 Well the mirror killer killed Jimenez so you know… 😢

  • @timmyG1
    @timmyG1 3 роки тому +740

    The street looks both ways before Jimenez crosses.

  • @raginbakin1430
    @raginbakin1430 4 роки тому +4012

    After his birth, Jimenez drove his mother home from the hospital.

    • @vanhende
      @vanhende 4 роки тому +90

      you are goddamn right! he did..
      you wanna know why? I'll tell you why!
      cause no one, NO ONE! loves and respects his momma like Jimenez!
      you got that?!?

    • @nyssaw9731
      @nyssaw9731 4 роки тому +15

      😭

    • @naimaabdullahi6272
      @naimaabdullahi6272 4 роки тому +13

      Omggg I’m dyingggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Hands down best Jimenez joke in the comment section 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @naimaabdullahi6272
      @naimaabdullahi6272 4 роки тому +2

      @@paulbacera8231 😂😂😂😭😭

    • @nise6699
      @nise6699 4 роки тому +10

      @@paulbacera8231 Jimenez gave birth to his mom and then drove her to the hospital

  • @doodled5102
    @doodled5102 4 роки тому +3840

    Jimenez wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.

    • @holdthetruthhostage
      @holdthetruthhostage 3 роки тому +23

      Damn hahaha his gaze is to damn dangerous

    • @tuneboyz5634
      @tuneboyz5634 3 роки тому +5

      what?? What threat can a human's eye pusses to the sun????

    • @Davidscomix
      @Davidscomix 3 роки тому +17

      @@tuneboyz5634 Jimenez...

    • @caelhustlermahdi7713
      @caelhustlermahdi7713 3 роки тому +19

      The sun wears himenez-glasses to protect itself from himenez.

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 3 роки тому +2

      @@caelhustlermahdi7713 *Jiménez

  • @YaNoAwantoMas
    @YaNoAwantoMas 4 роки тому +5288

    Jiménez tears can cure cancer... Unfortunately, Jiménez never cries.

    • @JefferyT1991
      @JefferyT1991 4 роки тому +35

      That’s awesome 😂

    • @ajmain5960
      @ajmain5960 4 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @harshshah7101
      @harshshah7101 4 роки тому +9

      haahahahahhahaha

    • @The_Primary_Axiom
      @The_Primary_Axiom 4 роки тому +73

      YaNoAwantoMas When Jimenez left home as a teenager, he turned to his father and said: “you are the man of the house now”.

    • @rocchambers4211
      @rocchambers4211 4 роки тому +4

      Gold

  • @jokingbat5
    @jokingbat5 Рік тому +166

    Jimenez doesn't wake up at sunrise. The sun waits for Jimenez to wake up to rise.

  • @Jefafa824
    @Jefafa824 4 роки тому +4903

    Jimenez lost his virginity before his dad did.

    • @haribhandari5309
      @haribhandari5309 4 роки тому +111

      Or virginity lost jimenez ?

    • @Aka_GodSpeed
      @Aka_GodSpeed 4 роки тому +134

      Jimenez conunted to infinity......twice

    • @lanyloveJJ
      @lanyloveJJ 4 роки тому +87

      Jimenez never lost anything

    • @r0a589
      @r0a589 4 роки тому +4

      He was adopted

    • @muni5450
      @muni5450 4 роки тому +7

      Lol then his mum got a lot of explaining to do

  • @kelvinadcock5767
    @kelvinadcock5767 5 років тому +3830

    "Jimenez could kill two stones with one bird."

    • @shgds
      @shgds 5 років тому +139

      "Jimenez gave his dad 'the talk'."

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 5 років тому +104

      "When jimenez does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down... to make space for his big dicckkkkkk".

    • @angelko8712
      @angelko8712 5 років тому +16

      why is your comment in quotes

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 5 років тому +5

      @@thedunyadoneya2628 lol that should have been in the skit for sure.

    • @ovaryacted
      @ovaryacted 5 років тому +3

      this is so fucking funny

  • @jayy_93
    @jayy_93 5 років тому +3611

    Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Jimenez before he goes to sleep

    • @ctarsund
      @ctarsund 5 років тому +71

      Jimenez is the room he sleeps in.

    • @SGprooo
      @SGprooo 5 років тому +24

      ctarsun dysart so Chuck Norris is inside Jimenez?

    • @jong-jongspeaks4224
      @jong-jongspeaks4224 5 років тому +23

      Shit just got serious.

    • @brianv6439
      @brianv6439 4 роки тому +8

      Dangerous waters

    • @JaysonT1
      @JaysonT1 4 роки тому +2

      Fa fuck is Gi-man-ez?

  • @vladsonli8492
    @vladsonli8492 3 роки тому +672

    Jimenez is so cool even the screenwriters of this sketch couldn't kill him.

    • @mjabbie7912
      @mjabbie7912 Рік тому +8

      Best

    • @breakfreak3181
      @breakfreak3181 7 місяців тому +1

      Bravo!!

    • @noraksilver2098
      @noraksilver2098 7 місяців тому +5

      Fun fact, He died actually, in the mirror maze sketch. Keys said the killer is under arrest for the murder of "...Detective Mason Jimenez"

    • @dracvich
      @dracvich 5 місяців тому

      ​@@noraksilver2098Jimenez faked his own death to make tracking down the serial killer easier

  • @Subtlenimbus
    @Subtlenimbus 5 років тому +8278

    Jimenez once threw a grenade that killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

    • @odgarig8601
      @odgarig8601 4 роки тому +187

      Lmao. That was good, that was damn good.

    • @yhatszy09
      @yhatszy09 4 роки тому +128

      that's originally a chuck norris meme. still good though hahah

    • @YoutubeCensorsYou
      @YoutubeCensorsYou 4 роки тому +52

      It exploded and killed additional 50 000 in 5 different countries. According to scientists, some of the shrapnel reached Mars.

    • @B_Chasnika
      @B_Chasnika 4 роки тому +20

      Then Jimenez noticed a little girl who ran across not being hit by the grenade, he jumped on the grenade in order to save her.

    • @truestdude
      @truestdude 4 роки тому +3

      @@UA-camCensorsYou Mars..😅😅😅

  • @mrfriessf214902
    @mrfriessf214902 5 років тому +5953

    Jimenez was the best cop, but one day...he went on vacation
    CONSEQUENCES

    • @Tombr4mb4
      @Tombr4mb4 5 років тому +12

      Consequences being...
      Murdered by a serial killer?

    • @jwtrio
      @jwtrio 5 років тому +89

      @@Tombr4mb4 guess you didn't watch the other videos huh

    • @Tombr4mb4
      @Tombr4mb4 5 років тому +22

      @@jwtrio in the mirror video,
      ( with the detective and the murder in a mirror house) it was stated that Jimenez died. Murdered by the killer. I was referring to that.

    • @tri9879
      @tri9879 5 років тому +13

      @@Tombr4mb4 ua-cam.com/video/1dWjKkF0Zi4/v-deo.html this is the consequences he's been talking about

    • @curtiscagnolatti7277
      @curtiscagnolatti7277 5 років тому +2

      tell me why i moved my head like how he did in the video 😂😂

  • @edwardbaumbarger4496
    @edwardbaumbarger4496 4 роки тому +3725

    When Jimenez was younger, he didn't play Cops and Robbers. He played Jimenez and Non-Jimenez.

    • @bigboi8060
      @bigboi8060 4 роки тому +21

      😂😂😂😂

    • @zinussan50
      @zinussan50 4 роки тому +19

      Nice one. Hahaha 🤣🤣

    • @Davidscomix
      @Davidscomix 4 роки тому +27

      Not Jimenez,he didn't play...he became

    • @hxhxhxx7886
      @hxhxhxx7886 4 роки тому +2

      Stolen comment

    • @coldlarva7819
      @coldlarva7819 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @3p1cand3rs0n
    @3p1cand3rs0n 3 роки тому +1035

    I once saw Jimenez slam a revolving door.

  • @wparo
    @wparo 6 років тому +13211

    Jimenez would have left the best comment

  • @trifeccta
    @trifeccta 4 роки тому +3563

    Jimenez doesn't wear seat belt for his safety. The car holds onto Jimenez for its own.

  • @theartistkenzie2567
    @theartistkenzie2567 5 років тому +2135

    Jimenez died a long time ago death hasn't had the guts to tell him...

  • @gabrielv4978
    @gabrielv4978 Рік тому +114

    Jimenez has a bear rug in his house. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.

  • @skyhigh9632
    @skyhigh9632 4 роки тому +3540

    Jimenez could whistle in 5 languages

  • @angeofdeth6552
    @angeofdeth6552 5 років тому +7067

    when jimenez left home at age 11 he turned around and told he's father "your the man of the house now".

  • @pedro51731
    @pedro51731 4 роки тому +663

    Jimenez once took a trip to the virgin Islands, now they are simply called Islands. After Jimenez.

  • @philipm5043
    @philipm5043 3 роки тому +99

    When Jimenez eats at a restaurant, his server gives him a tip.

    • @thewatcherinthecloud
      @thewatcherinthecloud Місяць тому +2

      And then Jimenez would laugh at that little baby tip and show the server how a REAL MAN tips.

  • @doowopinfinite6176
    @doowopinfinite6176 4 роки тому +1263

    Jimenez didn't lose his virginity, he won it.

  • @rockstarimotski
    @rockstarimotski 4 роки тому +2207

    How many push-ups could Jimenez do?
    *All of them*

    • @carlosh4854
      @carlosh4854 4 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @Supreme_Von
      @Supreme_Von 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @user-ym5is9zy4b
      @user-ym5is9zy4b 4 роки тому +40

      Jimenez doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.

    • @5.7hemi79
      @5.7hemi79 4 роки тому +12

      @@user-ym5is9zy4b haha. 1 jimenez pushups = benchpressing the earth 1 time.

    • @mohamedbilal864
      @mohamedbilal864 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @axx012
    @axx012 5 років тому +5506

    Officer: How did the Lt. die?
    Rookie: Heart attack sir.
    Officer: Hmph, Jimenez would have stopped his own heart, before it attacked him.

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 5 років тому +53

      Lol. Perfect comment.

    • @olanordmann1252
      @olanordmann1252 5 років тому +14

      he's right you know

    • @bigboi8060
      @bigboi8060 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 5 років тому +41

      "Jimenez would have never gotten a heart attack, he inspired loyalty in all of his major organs."

    • @midknight_flight2902
      @midknight_flight2902 5 років тому +5

      I actually snorted at this from laughing

  • @joshualloyd4275
    @joshualloyd4275 Рік тому +161

    The bottle cap line gets me every time lol😂

    • @superdrinkingpepsi
      @superdrinkingpepsi 11 місяців тому +8

      Jimenez would never get caught by the bottle cap line

    • @brandonly27
      @brandonly27 10 місяців тому +5

      Me too man! 😂😂😂 I've actually used that line in real life before!

    • @neeravnaik
      @neeravnaik 28 днів тому +1

      This is the first honest comment I scrolled down to after all the jiminez jokes 😂

  • @kavurisharad9409
    @kavurisharad9409 4 роки тому +917

    Jimenez does not walk, the Earth under him rotates until he is where he wants to be

    • @tetrasphere8165
      @tetrasphere8165 4 роки тому +17

      Well technically... that's everyone

    • @LetsPlayArcanium
      @LetsPlayArcanium 3 роки тому +6

      This is the first bad one aha sry dude try harder

    • @obamabinladen4453
      @obamabinladen4453 3 роки тому +1

      Almost

    • @dreamEternal
      @dreamEternal 3 роки тому +2

      @@LetsPlayArcanium Not by the like count:D - Was actually quite good - the comment by Tetra was also hilarious haha

    • @Michael-ol2gv
      @Michael-ol2gv 2 роки тому

      funny hahahaha

  • @siddheshpatwardhan4920
    @siddheshpatwardhan4920 4 роки тому +1885

    When Jimenez visits your house, he gives YOU the Wifi password.

    • @HamboneyGamezYT
      @HamboneyGamezYT 3 роки тому +10

      I wonder what the password is...lemme guess...Pebble Penis....Smurfs Cock or polka dotted pebble pecker

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 3 роки тому +25

      or the wifi gives Jimenez the password

    • @ameridesign
      @ameridesign 2 роки тому +4

      @@dreliq981 Or Jimenez gives wifi password.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 2 роки тому +6

      @@ameridesign Or the password gives wifi Jimenez

    • @dansinn
      @dansinn 2 роки тому +2

      @@hittingyouoverthehead Or the password gives Jimenez wifi

  • @WheelEstate
    @WheelEstate 5 років тому +1907

    When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, Jimenez was already there making giant leaps for mankind.

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 4 роки тому +5

      No, jimenez had a diary that he wrote in every day... it was up to the 727200th page. On the moon.

    • @CarpeDiem23
      @CarpeDiem23 4 роки тому +8

      Jimenez is guy who was filming actual moon landing from the moon ground angle, yet they say Armstrong was first to step on the ground, but who was filming him stepping down, Jimenez ofc..who else 😂

    • @harshshah7101
      @harshshah7101 4 роки тому +3

      hahhahahahahahha

    • @_klee7469
      @_klee7469 4 роки тому +3

      Jimenez don't land on the moon, the moon landed on JIMINEZ.

    • @ozioz6285
      @ozioz6285 4 роки тому +3

      some says he was getting ready for barbeque

  • @EmanzDaOne1
    @EmanzDaOne1 Рік тому +35

    Jimenez did a great job raising his parents as a single child.

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 4 роки тому +455

    Jimenez built the hospital he was born in

    • @morty310
      @morty310 4 роки тому +2

      im deeeadd 🤣🤣

  • @clintomp
    @clintomp 4 роки тому +2668

    When Jimenez turned 18...his parents moved out of the house

    • @mcdonaldtrump228
      @mcdonaldtrump228 4 роки тому +15

      I'm weaaakkkk

    • @itanmayi
      @itanmayi 4 роки тому +26

      @@mcdonaldtrump228 then eat something instead of wasting your energy on typing here

    • @diddlypoop
      @diddlypoop 4 роки тому +16

      @@itanmayi bruh.

    • @hxhxhxx7886
      @hxhxhxx7886 4 роки тому +3

      @@itanmayi Lmao savage

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 роки тому

      😂

  • @sg-df8pz
    @sg-df8pz 4 роки тому +1270

    As a child, whenever Jimenez misbehaved, he would ground his parents.

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 3 роки тому +151

    "You're not Jimenez"
    "Understood, I'll just do my own thing"
    " *Jimenez wouldn't do that* "
    "Okay, here we go."

  • @rashmisingh9356
    @rashmisingh9356 4 роки тому +2733

    When Zuckerberg invented Facebook, he already had a friend request waiting from Jimenez.

    • @69sakibkhan
      @69sakibkhan 4 роки тому +19

      Lol, that was the funniest

    • @rashmisingh9356
      @rashmisingh9356 4 роки тому +11

      Nate : Oh I'm sorry, I forgot Jimenez *is an actual person*

    • @fahimally3923
      @fahimally3923 4 роки тому +1

      haahaahaah

    • @e.andrew3160
      @e.andrew3160 4 роки тому +6

      After the Facebook incident, Jimenez joined Fuckbook and already had the maximum amount of friend requests waiting.

    • @chrisfrench8066
      @chrisfrench8066 2 роки тому +1

      Actually after Zuckerberg invented Facebook Jimenez already had a friend request from Zack

  • @nomad-na-tockovima
    @nomad-na-tockovima 5 років тому +1563

    When Jimenez step in the water he dont get wet, water become Jimenezed.

  • @Jake-dh9qk
    @Jake-dh9qk 4 роки тому +611

    UA-cam doesn't recommend Jimenez to you a year later. Jimenez will recommend himself to you whenever he wants.

    • @holdthetruthhostage
      @holdthetruthhostage 4 роки тому +6

      On a hobos hat

    • @CJihoo
      @CJihoo 4 роки тому +2

      Upvoting because I've never seen this before and it was recommended to me a full year after it was posted.

  • @ashaazimroz9775
    @ashaazimroz9775 2 роки тому +18

    Jimenez named his parents after he was born

  • @Supreme_Von
    @Supreme_Von 4 роки тому +327

    I sold jimenez a car with no engine. He drove it home

  • @mrmagicmorpher
    @mrmagicmorpher 4 роки тому +297

    Jimenez once travelled back in time to WWII. Once Hitler found out, he shot himself.

  • @jbart4183
    @jbart4183 4 роки тому +621

    Jimenez once kicked a ball so high it never bounced back.
    Now, we call it the Moon...

  • @R.Parkerrr
    @R.Parkerrr 3 роки тому +98

    Jiminez would say he'll watch one key and peele skit and actually watches only one skit.

    • @kingmortz
      @kingmortz 3 роки тому +1

      I hope this gets more likes. Nice one!

    • @herambganesh7798
      @herambganesh7798 10 місяців тому +1

      The most underrated comment

    • @damianojulius
      @damianojulius 5 місяців тому

      Underrated aff

    • @Jimehez
      @Jimehez 4 місяці тому

      I only watch this one.

  • @i_mindelible326
    @i_mindelible326 5 років тому +5484

    Jesus could walk on water..... but Jimenez could swim on land

    • @samspiano7070
      @samspiano7070 5 років тому +41

      He taught me the sacred art before going to Florida and to this day I'm able to swim on land..... albeit in swimming pools coz I'm a newbie

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 4 роки тому +21

      Bruhhhhhhhh LMFAO

    • @PotawatomiThunderNew
      @PotawatomiThunderNew 4 роки тому +17

      That’s an old Chuck Norris joke

    • @Grunge494
      @Grunge494 4 роки тому +25

      I can walk on the water too... But only when it freezes ;)

    • @Grunge494
      @Grunge494 4 роки тому +8

      Cuz I ain't no jesus

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 6 років тому +2152

    I bet Jimenez caught lightning in a bottle all the time.

    • @yousmex4468
      @yousmex4468 5 років тому +20

      NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE consequences

    • @bigboydownstairs9651
      @bigboydownstairs9651 5 років тому +14

      🤔 You must think you're Jiminez with all those likes? Huh Mr. Baby-Dick!? 🧐😄

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 5 років тому +12

      These nuts were catching lightning on your chin

    • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
      @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 5 років тому +2

      @@alistersvenschoff1885 *Applause*

    • @gabebarbieri194
      @gabebarbieri194 5 років тому +2

      I was going to repeat the Eric Andre reference to show that I also enjoy his comedy but someone beat me to it :/

  • @toxicpoizon
    @toxicpoizon 4 роки тому +358

    Jimenez actually built Rome in a day.

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 3 роки тому +13

      And when in Rome, Romans do as Jimenez does

    • @szn1580
      @szn1580 2 місяці тому

      Hahahaha

  • @cholloadiong9349
    @cholloadiong9349 2 роки тому +21

    Jimenez once made a happy meal cry

  • @AdityaSharma-yr5pl
    @AdityaSharma-yr5pl 4 роки тому +685

    When Jimenez was born he slapped the doctor's ass until the doctor cried.

    • @itsusualpankaj
      @itsusualpankaj 4 роки тому +6

      👌👌😆

    • @iankim8500
      @iankim8500 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 роки тому +2

      Because he didn’t pull Jimenez out fast enough 😂

    • @skuxboy6377
      @skuxboy6377 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 funniest one yet lol

  • @tjallday95
    @tjallday95 4 роки тому +429

    1/3 of the Earth is covered by water. The rest was covered by Jimenez.

    • @n4zp129
      @n4zp129 4 роки тому +10

      I was supposed to like your joke but it's actually 2/3 of the earth is covered with water. Hmm. Please delete your comment. Only people with +iQ can comment. Thanks

    • @catatronboss9317
      @catatronboss9317 4 роки тому

      Lmao sure buddy

    • @alunanhijrah6725
      @alunanhijrah6725 4 роки тому +11

      @@n4zp129 why so salty over a joke comment? lol

    • @n4zp129
      @n4zp129 4 роки тому +3

      @@alunanhijrah6725 it's salty coz 2/3 of the earth is covered with sea water. 1/3 is not that salty enough.

    • @fonejone5575
      @fonejone5575 4 роки тому +1

      This sounds like a fat joke😂

  • @drraziashahine8160
    @drraziashahine8160 4 роки тому +482

    The dislikes are from people that jimenez put in jail.

  • @doater
    @doater Рік тому +18

    When Jimenez was born his father became Jimenez Jr

  • @BiteSizedScenes
    @BiteSizedScenes 4 роки тому +274

    when jimenez uses the toilet he doesn't flush, he just tells the toilet to "suck it up"

    • @johnsincak3877
      @johnsincak3877 2 роки тому

      Whilst telling it it has a small dick...

  • @theooz
    @theooz 6 років тому +5313

    I'll be back from Florida soon

  • @matthewmayhem9213
    @matthewmayhem9213 5 років тому +2637

    This is the funniest comment section I've seen in a while.

    • @rmpriester
      @rmpriester 5 років тому +40

      I'm laughing more here than the skit😂😂😂

    • @Don-ly6ls
      @Don-ly6ls 5 років тому +110

      Jimenez would have made it funnier

    • @zeobide
      @zeobide 4 роки тому +4

      Its so damn good

    • @jordass2
      @jordass2 4 роки тому +2

      Dude for real

    • @manasgupta349
      @manasgupta349 4 роки тому +1

      Check any Zlatan Ibrahimovic video for that matter

  • @Theartofhappytravels
    @Theartofhappytravels 3 роки тому +241

    The original version of the Bible starts with “In the beginning, there was Jimenez”.

    • @sarahjordan348
      @sarahjordan348 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @abdot604
      @abdot604 2 роки тому +5

      "...and jimenez was with jimenez , and jimenez was jimenez"

    • @cholesterolkilla
      @cholesterolkilla 2 роки тому +3

      “Jimenez was in the beginning”

    • @jackstar6018
      @jackstar6018 Рік тому

      Lmfao!!!!!!!🤣😂
      Taking it kinda far now. 🤣😂😂😳😳😳

    • @tweepy123
      @tweepy123 11 місяців тому +1

      Jimenez WAS the beginning

  • @tmoon9297
    @tmoon9297 4 роки тому +146

    Achilles has a Jimenez heel.

  • @dazhibernian
    @dazhibernian 5 років тому +1348

    Make America Jimenez again.

  • @lasmirano
    @lasmirano 6 років тому +1362

    This is what its like when a mom goes away and leave a child with only dad. "Thats not how mom does it"

    • @diulikadikaday
      @diulikadikaday 6 років тому +43

      Well that's how Jimenez does it! How would you know how anyone does it?! You and that fungal infection you call a dick wouldn't know how to do anything!

    • @GMS-ChaabarYakalATL
      @GMS-ChaabarYakalATL 6 років тому +7

      It’s more like a kid that always brangs about how cool his older brother is

    • @monkeythief5
      @monkeythief5 6 років тому +5

      That could easily go the other way around, too.

    • @sibusisofaya7874
      @sibusisofaya7874 5 років тому +6

      Well I'm not mum you ungrateful little piece of shit. You'll have the eggs with the yolk!

    • @TRIPPMUZIKPAGE
      @TRIPPMUZIKPAGE 5 років тому

      HAHAHAHA!! SO SO SO TRUE!!

  • @sipsimies1588
    @sipsimies1588 2 роки тому +53

    "your dick couldn't fill a bottlecap" that line hit me harder than thanos with 6 infinity stones

  • @overtimesports1607
    @overtimesports1607 6 років тому +1689

    "Jimenez always started off on the right foot"

    • @DarkTranqz
      @DarkTranqz 6 років тому +16

      Overtime Sports
      It was "Jimenez always got off on the right foot" Lmao

    • @CG3theRealtor
      @CG3theRealtor 6 років тому +28

      Jimenez would’ve said it right the first got damn time every god damn attempt 😂

    • @DarkTranqz
      @DarkTranqz 6 років тому +2

      Charles Griffin
      Lmao 😂

    • @overtimesports1607
      @overtimesports1607 6 років тому +3

      @@CG3theRealtor haha

    • @RJCHOICE
      @RJCHOICE 5 років тому +1

      @@DarkTranqz
      That's what made him different. Most guys hang to the left.

  • @mr.flitch4287
    @mr.flitch4287 4 роки тому +912

    This is one of the most entertaining comments sections I’ve ever seen.

    • @halosammy14
      @halosammy14 3 роки тому +116

      Not as entertaining as Jimenez.

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 3 роки тому +23

      Straight facts! I can’t stop reading them 😂

    • @RyanBrown2K5
      @RyanBrown2K5 2 роки тому +36

      @@candy2325 Jimenez could. Jimenez could stop time if he wanted.

    • @pragmaticpuppy2715
      @pragmaticpuppy2715 2 роки тому

      @@candy2325 Jimenez can read them. You wanna fill Jimenez's shoes? HUH? Baby Dick!

    • @CykMyBlyat
      @CykMyBlyat 2 роки тому +6

      Ikr lmfao I can't stop smiling

  • @edwardbaumbarger4496
    @edwardbaumbarger4496 4 роки тому +189

    While everyone else rushes, Jimenez always gets there by taking his time.

  • @CHAZE2B
    @CHAZE2B Рік тому +19

    "I don't give a hobo's hat' 🤣

  • @bl4ckw1ng28
    @bl4ckw1ng28 4 роки тому +80

    When Jimenez got sent to the principals office, the principal got sent back to class

  • @arnoldsilva1111
    @arnoldsilva1111 4 роки тому +278

    I love how it turns out Jimenez is fine and he just misses his partner.

    • @subrsubrr334
      @subrsubrr334 2 роки тому +37

      Dude, of course Jimenez is fine. Even if he died, the grim reaper wouldn't have the guts to approach Jimenez.

    • @zsan157
      @zsan157 Рік тому +9

      Actually he got killed by the murderer in the mirror maze sketch 😔

    • @quokka_11
      @quokka_11 Рік тому +18

      He's not fine. He's in Florida.

    • @SmackU247
      @SmackU247 Рік тому

      The shit is to funny

  • @maverickstone7792
    @maverickstone7792 5 років тому +283

    "I think we got off on the wrong foot"
    "Not Jimenez!!"
    😂🤣😂

    • @Blackisbeautifull96
      @Blackisbeautifull96 5 років тому +1

      Mvaerick Stone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BlackCanvasAudio
      @BlackCanvasAudio 5 років тому +1

      LMAO!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laurenklitsch3600
      @laurenklitsch3600 5 років тому +1

      Jimenez got up on the right foot everyday

    • @PotawatomiThunderNew
      @PotawatomiThunderNew 4 роки тому +3

      “Jimenez got off on the right foot every goddamn day of his goddamn life”

  • @J___0926
    @J___0926 2 роки тому +40

    “Pull up your pants over your itsy-bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot ba pee pee”😂😂😂

    • @fernandovargas5070
      @fernandovargas5070 2 роки тому +3

      This one was definitely over looked 😂

    • @jojothepolyglot1866
      @jojothepolyglot1866 Рік тому

      That's a really small pee pee I actually saw it in my mind...A clit looks bigger from just the description😅🤣😂

    • @DMac4214
      @DMac4214 11 днів тому

      I can’t stop laughing at that line 😂

  • @babajan1686
    @babajan1686 4 роки тому +87

    Jimenez was so smart. Google assistant asked him for directions.

  • @kingquentin8810
    @kingquentin8810 5 років тому +74

    Jimenez used to take his dad fishing and gave him life advice

  • @XeresKyle
    @XeresKyle 4 роки тому +305

    Once a very poisonous cobra bit Jimenez, and after 10 hours of agonizing pain the snake finally died.

  • @adamrac6319
    @adamrac6319 3 місяці тому +4

    “2 daughters raising him on their own” 😂😂😂

  • @Disruptorification
    @Disruptorification 5 років тому +249

    "... *itsy* *bitsy* *teenie* *weenie* *yellow* *polka* *dot* *ba* *pee* *pee* " hahahah that is so creative!

  • @mwangiwanjau5368
    @mwangiwanjau5368 4 роки тому +325

    Jimenez doesn't do push-ups, he does earth-downs

  • @doodled5102
    @doodled5102 4 роки тому +143

    Jimenez doesnt blink. The world just gets dark. We call it night.

  • @DarkNguyen2203
    @DarkNguyen2203 Рік тому +6

    The Earth's rotation is working because of Jimenez's breath.

  • @adithyamenon5207
    @adithyamenon5207 4 роки тому +53

    Jimenez always knew who let the dogs out

  • @danielparker8189
    @danielparker8189 4 роки тому +366

    When Jimenez was born, the doctor told his mother, “It’s a man!”

  • @AleydisZeta
    @AleydisZeta 6 років тому +567

    "Jimenez always shot straight FROM THE DICK!" O_O

    • @FA_2_Pilot
      @FA_2_Pilot 6 років тому +1

      AlphardZafkiel on the right foot

    • @kingjafu7759
      @kingjafu7759 6 років тому +1

      Soundz the guy was fruit asf

  • @Johnnyapplseed6582
    @Johnnyapplseed6582 2 роки тому +96

    Finding a key and peele skit you haven’t watched is like opening up that present on Christmas morning you always wanted but never thought you’d get.

    • @conker33350
      @conker33350 2 роки тому

      Omg i was thinking the same is this one new cause im pretty sure I seen them all hahaha

    • @Bmxicano2
      @Bmxicano2 Рік тому +6

      Jimenez wouldn't have missed a single episode.

    • @KingShadStarSeed9
      @KingShadStarSeed9 Рік тому +1

      I can't find one I haven't watched 😢. I need more gold

  • @lightningmcdweeb
    @lightningmcdweeb 6 років тому +590

    I dunno if y'all noticed but Jimenez is one of the detectives killed by the psychopath in "Hall of mirrors" a previous sketch by them.

    • @fabianv4794
      @fabianv4794 6 років тому +15

      Lmao for real! Good call on that cameo

    • @TurdFurgeson571
      @TurdFurgeson571 6 років тому +46

      But he's vacationing in Florida. I doubt that's euphemism for Jimenez's death because the joke is that Hobbs goes on and on about Jimenez as if his old partner died in some pertinent way unknown to the audience at this time -- a classic cop movie trope -- when in reality he's just gone for a few days. Jimenez is probably just a good "cop sounding" name.

    • @DeeJayAARonYT
      @DeeJayAARonYT 5 років тому +9

      Lol sounds like a good connected universe theory brewing up

    • @Idkmanlemmeedit
      @Idkmanlemmeedit 5 років тому +5

      @@TurdFurgeson571 It's a coping mechanism, kid.

    • @TurdFurgeson571
      @TurdFurgeson571 5 років тому +7

      @@Idkmanlemmeedit Explain the joke then, where pretending his old partner is on vacation is a coping mechanism to deal with the fact that his partner is actually dead. Yes, this behavior is a real life coping mechanism (rare), but has zero comedic value. Please explain how it is funny that someone is emotionally disturbed in this way. I doubt K&P were taking that angle on this bit.

  • @EPICFLOWS
    @EPICFLOWS 6 років тому +896

    I thought Jimenez would have been a clown at the end with really big shoes

  • @veganicarrote9734
    @veganicarrote9734 4 роки тому +98

    When the Cavemen invented fire, Jimenez was already there, having a cigarette.

  • @ChaseThePinballWizard
    @ChaseThePinballWizard 3 роки тому +10

    When someone shoots at Jimenez the bullet doesn't hit him, he hits the bullet.

  • @cyyak1100
    @cyyak1100 4 роки тому +316

    When God said "Let there be light", Jimenez Said "Fine".

  • @shawnmakiri4435
    @shawnmakiri4435 4 роки тому +159

    😂😂😂This is the first time I ever uncontrollably read the comments section of any video... Thank you Jimenez nobody can fill your shoes and I mean nobody

    • @michaelrosen6814
      @michaelrosen6814 2 роки тому +4

      Lehend had it that Jimenez tracked down nobody and killed him.

    • @jojothepolyglot1866
      @jojothepolyglot1866 Рік тому +3

      Nobody is already dead thanks to Jimenez so...🤣

  • @g941229
    @g941229 4 роки тому +232

    He’ll never fill my shoes.

  • @lance_wavy
    @lance_wavy 3 роки тому +22

    I'll never look at the name jimenez the same way ever again 😂😂😂

    • @thebeginnergamers
      @thebeginnergamers 3 роки тому +4

      lol. I have a crush on a girl at work because her last name is Jimenez

  • @devramachandran401
    @devramachandran401 6 років тому +1358

    In the hall of mirrors sketch, Carlo was accused of killing a detective Jimenez. Detective Hobbs who seemed to be close to Jimenez likely knows that he died but uses him being in "Florida" as a coping mechanism for Jimenez really being dead. Carlo is also knows to be hiding a girl under his floorboards; one of the girls could be a prostitue murdered by Carlo which is the case that Hobbs and Joshua are working on

    • @schuylerborden2815
      @schuylerborden2815 6 років тому +123

      Too bad Jimenez isn’t around to bust the perps

    • @JohnSmith-ie9qo
      @JohnSmith-ie9qo 6 років тому +373

      Thats a different Jimenez, the real jimenez wouldve seen it coming

    • @TheKamiBunny
      @TheKamiBunny 6 років тому +21

      OMG.

    • @rafael7224
      @rafael7224 6 років тому +62

      @@schuylerborden2815 but if he was he would've busted 20 perps in the time it would take him to pull his pants over his itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot ba pee pee

    • @dm6182696
      @dm6182696 5 років тому +88

      +Dev Ramachandran I don't give a hobo's hat about your theory. You think Jimenez worked off theories? Like some kind of needle dick Charles Darwin? NOT ON YOUR ASS!

  •  4 роки тому +40

    Once, Jiménez fell from a 20-story building. The sidewalk where he fell died.

  • @Trekmaster11
    @Trekmaster11 6 років тому +299

    Jimenez would’ve kept this show going forever.

  • @HippieRose87
    @HippieRose87 4 місяці тому +3

    Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell scary stories about Jimenez.

  • @poohlyfitz888
    @poohlyfitz888 5 років тому +286

    “I don’t give a Hobo’s hat about your theory”
    Ima start saying that now

  • @BanjoKazooie0
    @BanjoKazooie0 6 років тому +641

    Jimenez would always post good UA-cam comments

    • @PracticalKnow
      @PracticalKnow 6 років тому +8

      Banjo Kazooie He wouldn't have to, the comments would post him, and sorry-assed UA-cam would be holding his beer.., that's how good Jimenez is..

    • @sasukespride8922
      @sasukespride8922 6 років тому +1

      I try

    • @YumLemmingKebabs
      @YumLemmingKebabs 6 років тому +1

      Not like your teeny tiny little comments!

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 6 років тому

      He would always like the right comment

  • @The_Primary_Axiom
    @The_Primary_Axiom 5 років тому +432

    Wow I can’t believe I’m actually finding key and peele episodes I haven’t seen. This is like finding lightning in a bottle.

    • @sparklegriffith6885
      @sparklegriffith6885 5 років тому +65

      I've got that... lightening in a bottle

    • @VincentStevenStudio
      @VincentStevenStudio 4 роки тому +32

      Or like finding the goose who laid the golden egg.

    • @adedoyinoluwo428
      @adedoyinoluwo428 4 роки тому +24

      I found lightning in a bottle but I'm stuck watching youtube videos...
      Consequences

    • @theknitby
      @theknitby 4 роки тому +13

      Jimenez would've already found the bottle...
      Oh wait, that would be the other guy.

    • @deadleeghost7095
      @deadleeghost7095 4 роки тому +16

      Jimenez would've already seen this episode

  • @kovu1278
    @kovu1278 3 роки тому +26

    Jimenez once caught COVID-19....rumor says he hasn't let it go yet

    • @ShinyAfters
      @ShinyAfters 10 місяців тому

      I purposely got COVID twice...

    • @LennyCole96
      @LennyCole96 8 місяців тому

      Jimenez wouldn't work off, no rumours