Vesper is flabbergasted at Bettel's Drunk Story

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  • Опубліковано 28 гру 2024

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  • @ObsidianGloria
    @ObsidianGloria Рік тому +702

    I love how Bettel is like a ***perfect*** mix of Magni's sense of humour and very casual attitude with Vesper's general unluckiness and batshit stories, so anytime any of those three are in a video together it's like chemistry magic

    • @watamelon1672
      @watamelon1672 Рік тому +48

      fr i thought during his debut week he was like what would happened if you mixed Magni and Vesper together into one vtuber. I'd kill to see some type of collab between the 3.

  • @youraveragemachine1013
    @youraveragemachine1013 Рік тому +102

    "i would rather get stabbed again rather than get pissed over"
    -Vesper Noir 2023

  • @M1ss1ng-N0
    @M1ss1ng-N0 Рік тому +697

    I thought Vesper getting stabbed was horrible but Bettel man…

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 4 місяці тому +3

      I agree with Vesper, the stab is less bad 😂

  • @TsarFrancisDrake
    @TsarFrancisDrake Рік тому +89

    Ok, but Vesper basically said "As somebody who has been stabbed before, that is worse than being stabbed."

  • @aldanavillalba3035
    @aldanavillalba3035 Рік тому +442

    i find very funny how bettel just takes L´s like a fucking champ lmao what a legend, how is he even alive

    • @Suesserto_000
      @Suesserto_000 Рік тому +1

      He has the best and the worst luck. He a struggler like guts.

  • @zephshoir
    @zephshoir Рік тому +212

    The Bettel Experience condensed in 4 minutes

  • @Vernnell
    @Vernnell Рік тому +197

    2:34 I love the build up of Vesper's laughter, to just explode soon after.

  • @e7v2ariss
    @e7v2ariss Рік тому +632

    "Even when you're pepper sprayed your dignity as a human being is still preserved"
    "but getting pissed over? something very real is breaking"
    This part🤣
    also nice thumbnail😎

    • @sayaaaaa
      @sayaaaaa Рік тому +70

      idk man, vesper is forgetting he willingly licked dusty figure displays just to drink a shot of strong booze 💀

    • @khaosclips
      @khaosclips  Рік тому +21

      Thank you for your amazing art!

    • @phsquared1000
      @phsquared1000 Рік тому +14

      @@sayaaaaawasn’t one of them a 90s Rogue figure? Worth.

  • @shinjiokami
    @shinjiokami Рік тому +362

    The more backstory I heard from Gabus, the WORSE his life seems up to now lmao. How is this guy even alive? 😂

    • @LooneyClipse
      @LooneyClipse Рік тому +47

      He seems to vomit a lot

    • @UnownDepth
      @UnownDepth Рік тому +38

      I wonder the same with Ame.
      Guess they build different

  • @lettuce6321
    @lettuce6321 Рік тому +62

    THIS GUY had a gas leak in his house for who knows how long. Built different

  • @kokorochacarero8003
    @kokorochacarero8003 Рік тому +90

    2:50 crank that soulja boy vesper
    YOUUUUUUUUUU

    • @yelkahel38
      @yelkahel38 Рік тому +2

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😄😄😃😊

  • @theslightlytiltedcat
    @theslightlytiltedcat Рік тому +81

    My drunk story which I can still remember: I was puking and pissing at the same time in this one urinal and after that, I nearly fell asleep right then and there while standing. Glad that a stranger walked by and talked to me which made me sober up a little.

  • @dammit3048
    @dammit3048 Рік тому +173

    I'm so glad I hate alcohol

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh Рік тому +24

      same I despise it

    • @owitch
      @owitch Рік тому +10

      Nothing wrong with alcohol as long as you don't overdrink it, so not exactly get drunk nor to the point of losing self control. Just, know your body's personal alcohol intake limit.

    • @josueravena3464
      @josueravena3464 Рік тому +3

      I rarely drink at all. Unless theirs a reason for it

    • @frey439
      @frey439 Рік тому +7

      Same, alcohol scares me sometimes. Especially how strong the effect is, u cannot be function like a normal human being under that stuff. And top of that, shit can put u into really dangerous situation and also can hurt other people too. Welp it also goes about ur internal organ health like the liver.

    • @owitch
      @owitch Рік тому +1

      @@frey439
      As long you're not drunk, it's fine to drink Alcohol. That's why there are also alcoholic chocolate, rum raising ice creams, etc. Basically, it's all back to the dose. Just learn about your body's personal limit of alcohol intake.
      For example, I'm absolutely fine as long I don't go beyond 3 glasses, no effect at all, so usually I limit myself at 2 glasses max.
      You also won't be an alcoholic as long not letting it become addiction, just drink occasionally & moderately, like drinking coffee.

  • @dr.punica
    @dr.punica 9 місяців тому +3

    I miss this

  • @AJarOfYams
    @AJarOfYams Рік тому +51

    The drunkenness of past Bettel, and the energy of Axel. Young Vesper is truely unhinged

  • @theoverlordbear
    @theoverlordbear Рік тому +64

    I now see Tempup Betsy in a different light.

  • @melonhead9908
    @melonhead9908 Рік тому +52

    Alt title: the origin story of Barfin' Blue Bettel in 4 minutes

  • @BunnyAngel86
    @BunnyAngel86 Рік тому +33

    Bruh vespy and bettel got the funniest and cursed drunk experiences

  • @owitch
    @owitch Рік тому +33

    I cracked LMAO when they're competing who had worse drunk stories. 😂
    Stabbed, peed over, kicked by horse on face?

  • @vkarvanzer4243
    @vkarvanzer4243 Рік тому +19

    This man living an adventurous life, damn

  • @moffiiemoccha
    @moffiiemoccha Рік тому +19

    That very quickly went in a direction I didn't expect 😭😭

  • @randomgirlgtxq6421
    @randomgirlgtxq6421 Рік тому +35

    ?! Vesper and Bettel's lives... o_o;;;

  • @rd1426
    @rd1426 Рік тому +8

    This is like that scene from Jaws when Hooper and Quint bond over their scars.

  • @OtakuDono
    @OtakuDono Рік тому +46

    I did the same and realized I never take photos, like at all.
    ... I have a ton of memes and anime background pics tho.
    What does that say about me?

    • @doedoel035
      @doedoel035 Рік тому +11

      Not sure what that says about you. Me, I'm the same. I don't like taking photos cuz I'm not photogenic. I hate taking selfies. But I have like, +1k of memes I downloaded from Instagram.

    • @agustiomaitimu144
      @agustiomaitimu144 Рік тому +6

      Me personaly, Im just ugly.

  • @Channel-23s
    @Channel-23s Рік тому +6

    Couldn’t they have step over you I’d be pissed pun intended if some piss got on me

  • @guilherme5094
    @guilherme5094 Рік тому +4

    Oh man!!

  • @Jazmin-yv8cr
    @Jazmin-yv8cr Рік тому +5

    Wtf Bettel

  • @Ameute
    @Ameute Рік тому +14

    Not going to lie. That has to be the worst story.

  • @Mara_1337
    @Mara_1337 Рік тому +21

    Wait, Vesper also got kicked by a police horse once?? Is like the police liable for the actions of their horse? I mean that shit could actually kill you, they can't just let that go, right?
    Police horses are such a stupid thing anyway, I mean maybe I am wrong but I don't see a single reason for them in the city...

    • @owitch
      @owitch Рік тому +13

      The polices can see higher, observe further, moves faster than bicycle, and no machine polution.

    • @jon-unicorn-doxxer
      @jon-unicorn-doxxer Рік тому +8

      police horse are traffic proof like bikes

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 Рік тому +3

      @@owitch but it also is broader than a bike so I doubt it can move through a traffic jam faster. Also, poop "pollution". We have horse carriages in the city, they can at least attach a bag between the horse and the carriage to catch the poo. Also, in summer, the horses might overheat and literally die (there were cases of that, so they literally have to hose their legs down now in their break time and also not have them work over a certain temperature) and in winter, they would be too cold. I mean, at least where I am there are minus degrees celsius.
      I am not against having animals for work, most of the time they prefere having some animation anyways, but police horses in a city just don't seem practical at all....