after that moment i completly understand the shit that happend in politic, why? Why your president even speaks with all those dictators? The world has ended (
Would you rather want him talk badly against these communist's or be diplomatic with them? Would you rather want North Korea's Kim to keep threatening other asian countries and the US?
@@South_Wall so they dont start a war with them What he is doing can only be a good thing having good diplomatic relationships with other countries is what leaders should be doing and he is
True. Especially with the matching lips. I have seen other similar videos where the lips are not synced up and it looks odd. But this guy actually does his best to sync it up and that is cool.
This is some of the best content on the entire internet, start to finish, up and down, totally and completely. This ALWAYS has us roaring. Thank you for such great entertainment.
I want to like this comment, but it's at 666. This is a sign. I'd hate to anger Satan 😬😬😬 SO CONSIDER THIS A LIKE. Also this comment makes the number of comments 6 which is even better. *maniacal laughter*
I just found this video and it's hilarious. The Putin / Trump fart segment was a zinger, but did you see the look on Putin's face ❓He could barely take Trump seriously. That face was not fake. We need more laughs like this. 😊
Omg this is my first time watching bad lip readings, and my stomach is aching! Its fuc@#ng hilarious, how have I missed this for so long, keep it coming guys, best laugh I've had in ages.
You should look up their 2020 Presidential debate video... I saw that today for the first time; I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe the whole way through.
I think it was the expression on her face. She's that person who finds the most inappropriate things hilariously funny & you know that you're going to have to find a way to subtlety shut them down quick.
"He's gonna find me a drink. A coola. Since there wasn't one at the cookie cafe in the mountains. Boom." I believe there is nothing else he could have possibly been saying in that clip.
I DESPERATELY want to see how these videos are made. I demand a "behind the scenes" or "the making of..." I just want a chance to see pure genius at work.
Ive got bushes of love, seagulls, its not a moon and chocolate lagoon on a USB plugged into my car stereo and blasting them out. ;) Fucking awesome tunes.
the fart scene with putin was MORE than worth the effort that goes into these vids... send this video out on the NEXT gold record into space. ever eat a poodle?
@@ngontri9921 It's classified as a fruit everywhere I believe. It's just put in the vegetable section in the States because that's where they put it back when supermarkets became a thing and the distinction wasn't known widely. So now it's there basically out of tradition simply because that's where people expect to find it and you'd have a ton of people asking your staff where they were if you moved them to the fruit section.
@@antagonist7924 I never played that series beyond the first game. I just took the name and combined it with something else. Now that you mention it... Wait a minute, This isn't right...
"i like your dress" "why thank you i threw up on it" imagine going up to your crush and she says i like your shoes and you say why thank you i threw up on it.
Damn you guys are good !! You deliver slapshot schtick with no real setup & the sync up is amazing. That awkward voice over cadance portrayed is natural. Makes it damn funny ! Thanks !!!
"Give me your hand" "Not now" "Give me your hand GIVE ME YOUR HAND GIVE ME YOUR HAND!!" * shakes hand* "OK Hush now." *crunching sound* LOL Imagine Gus says this to Walt when he needed to thank him and shake his hand.
@@davidgustavsson4000 I think that generally, in a scienific sense, a vegetable is considered any plant or part of a plant which is edible by humans... so all edible fruits are vegetables.
@@yeetsmith1105 One is Ayatollah Merkel opened the borders completely to Europe for millions upon millions of isl amic terrorists. She is a *_TRAITOR_* and back in time she would be hung for high treason. Or shot. She betrayed not only her country, but all of Europe.
"Give me your hand please. GIVE ME YOUR HAND GIVE ME YOUR HAND! GIVE ME-" "Hush. Okaayy... Does it huurt?" "Yes. uh..." "E-Ehh... Now you'll never have normal fingers." Jesus christ xD
The world would be a much more happier and peaceful if we talked like this.
“yes it’s in the fridge, then he will eat it, hehe”
The argument on fart would be the trigger of a war.
The world would also be 10x stupider
True
What u think Trumps doing?
I'm pretty sure Trump actually said "Weeee! Great chair spin!"😂😂
I did. What’s so funny?
@@jamesrehan9969 I don't know, it really was a great chair spin.
"incredible,! absolutely wonderful!!!"
Donald Trump ok I rly want 2 like the reply but it has 69 likes so imma keep it until some1 makes it 70.
He did
"That you?"
"Nobody thinks it is me."
I love the Vladamir Putin impression.
Game Hero i really felt that's what the real putin would answer, a Shady answer...LOl.
after that moment i completly understand the shit that happend in politic, why? Why your president even speaks with all those dictators? The world has ended (
Would you rather want him talk badly against these communist's or be diplomatic with them? Would you rather want North Korea's Kim to keep threatening other asian countries and the US?
@@South_Wall Its called diplomacy.....you can't war everyone you don't like.
@@South_Wall so they dont start a war with them
What he is doing can only be a good thing having good diplomatic relationships with other countries is what leaders should be doing and he is
It feels like “The Office” but for politicians
We have a NEW TV SHOW IDEA
VEEP 😂😂😂
Every trump video is like the office
@@souju_13 LOL
President Bush was pretty much if Michael Scott became president
The first time Kim spoke I almost died laughing lmao
Huh? What you say to me? Hihi!!!!
Same
I had to rewatch it three times. There's no way that Trump _didn't_ really say "nevermind."
3:35 lmao
I love how they gave him just a hint of a lisp, and this breathy, nervous voice, like an eight year old having his best friend over.
"Most disturbingly, I fount out that ketchup isn't really from an animal, it's a vegetable. And now I'm scarred."
- Trump 2019
Katniss Mellark Wait til he finds out that tomato is actually a fruit. I don’t think he could take it
@@AiLoveGaara he'd probably have a ceisure
Katniss Mellark His whole life would’ve been a lie
@@eeeecavim5368 I cant tell if you are purposely spelling that wrong.
Nah I just suck at spelling 💀
"I held a baby that looked like a peanut, like with the shell"
*Music stops*
"It's weird if you're not expecting it"
*jazz music
Pistachio the mastero
They predicted baby nut.
@@ssroudyss9432 that was soo good.
I really loled at this part, so absurd.
😂😂😂
10/10 chair
will spin again
WTF
How are you every were
Hi again, Avery
We meet again
“I just now realized something. You couldn’t make a starfish any quieter, because you can’t hear a thing.”
This one wrinkled my brain.
The zoom in on Angela's face right after killed me.
He probably said something like that cause look at her face shes so confused
and then angela was like: 👁👄👁
Trump (President of the United States) 😂
“I just found out ketchup isnt from an animal”
“Its a vegetable”
And now I’m scarred
Sarina Lee or fruit
In his defense, he powered through the word "vegetable" fairly well.
It's a fruit though.
Yeah we have also seen the video, thank you for showing us you did as well
alecman95 👅
People need to realize how difficult it is to do this. Superb work!
@R J Uhm no, it still takes a LOT of time and effort no matter how intelligent and funny you are. Your comment is useless, why even say it?
true
True. Especially with the matching lips. I have seen other similar videos where the lips are not synced up and it looks odd. But this guy actually does his best to sync it up and that is cool.
Dave Vaidya - He grew up with a hearing-impaired person
@@janetownley Mock it if you will but matching up the lips is hard.
There's something heartbreaking about Kim's "I'm sowwy."
Well, it's difficult to work up any compassion for a mass murderer.
Did he say that for real btw or was that lip-read too? 🤣
When Kim is like “what did you say?” And trumps like “never mind bud, never mind bubbie.” That killed me 😂
I hope your family is doing okay, they just lost someone so unexpectedly. Poor man
Satyam Prakash what wdym?
@@satyamprakash7030 what are you saying
@@TheCoolfreak2717 he said" that killed me" and I was sorry for that guy, he was so young, hence as a random nobody in internet I honered him here.
@@TheCoolfreak2717 I am still laughing about KJ so funny
I love how they make fun of politicians without involving politics
But the comments don't
Right! Its a breath of fresh air lol
Except he’s not a politic
@@Rush-qr1ve Who's not a "politic". Are you a native speaker? Lmao
I’m a republican and I love this
I cracked when Kim Jong Un said "Sauwy"
the disappointed laugh beforehand got me. lol
Nathanael Hahn Huh?! What did you say to me!?
it was the least he could do after that apple stunt...
Me too! So hilarious!
Same LMAO!
This is some of the best content on the entire internet, start to finish, up and down, totally and completely. This ALWAYS has us roaring. Thank you for such great entertainment.
It’s nice how they don’t take a side on politics they just bad lib read.
Yes how nice it is
Lip
its a nice break from politics even though its a video with politicians
youre right, bad libs read
Compare this to the lipsyncing "comedy" that Sarah Cooper does. Check out her comment sections.
I probably will always be eternally shocked at the GENIUS of this channel
Meow meow meow meow
Emanuel Voelker ua-cam.com/video/2MG76GL6gTs/v-deo.html
*"You can't make a starfish any quieter. You can't hear a thing."*
Wisdom.
My wisdom.
I freaking died
Found the butt-hurt democrat.
*looks at joslyn*
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It sounds like me as a kid trying to ask for a new pet
I have NEVER laughed so hard at a double fart joke. Comedy gold.
I just found this video and it's hilarious. The Putin / Trump fart segment was a zinger, but did you see the look on Putin's face ❓He could barely take Trump seriously. That face was not fake. We need more laughs like this. 😊
"I found out that ketchup isnt from an animal, it's a v e g e t a b l e, and now I'm scarred"
If only I could back to the carefree days of my youth when I thought tomatoes were vegetables instead of fruit... now I'm scarred
I read this just as she said it
4:12
fucking flouride
What animal did you thought it came from
"Today I held a baby that looked like a peanut. Like, with the shell. It's weird if you're not expecting it."
😂😂😂
Otherwise totally normal, NBD
3:16
"Ketchup is not from an animal, it's a vegetable, and now I'm scarred"
🤣
Best one in there!
@@ashleywinters7 I know right? Hilarious 😂
Too dam funny 😂🤣 😂
tomato is a fruit
@@jonasreckons Just quoting the video m8
Woah it’s me, cool. Glad he visited the better half of Korea
just shut up
@@mtw227 You are now on the North Korean interest list
Should have given him the Australian handshake, and said thats not a knife.
Please starve me.
"Give me your hand please, givemeyourhandgivemeyourhandgive"
"Does that HURT"?
@@Mumintrollet8921 uhhh...yes
😂
@@athul1776 Now you will never have normal fingers
"I held a baby that looked like a peanut, like WITH the shell...... it's weird if you're not expecting it" 😂
My fave line😂😂
That's what she said...when he grabbed her on the pussy.
Was it an orange peanut?
😂😂
I read this just as I heard it, that was a weird but wonderful moment
"Give me your hand please, givemeyourhandgivemeyour-"
"o ka y"
*"does that hURt"*
*"y-yes-"*
*"now you'll never have normal fingers"*
Egg
Yep one of my favs too. Plus the diet coke.. Its mine lol
After first fap 😅
Omg this is my first time watching bad lip readings, and my stomach is aching! Its fuc@#ng hilarious, how have I missed this for so long, keep it coming guys, best laugh I've had in ages.
Ikr
You should look up their 2020 Presidential debate video... I saw that today for the first time; I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe the whole way through.
The part with Ivanka laughing at his suit and tie cracks me up! You guys are masters - thank you.
That perfectly detuned F#m chord cleft me in twain as well.
best part. it's true! :)
I think it was the expression on her face. She's that person who finds the most inappropriate things hilariously funny & you know that you're going to have to find a way to subtlety shut them down quick.
'Arrrgggghh unerträglich!!!' her words, exactly
LOOOOOOL
Just based on his body language, Kim Jung-Un seems very insecure about himself which makes the bad lip reading so much better 😂
Josh Strange yeah tell me about it 😆
Very awkward 🥴
@Jabroney hahaha .. capt cheeto
@Jabroney You're really bad at this. Don't take it up professionally bud
@Jabroney I think Trumps biggest thing is his overconfidence, like how he just says shit without thinking about it.
Preface trump “emulates” overconfidence to mask his deep insecurity.
“I’m sowwy”
-Kim Jong Un 2019
It’s okay buddy.
@@jamesrehan9969 lol
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張海鷗 ?
@@張海鷗-t2t yeah i hate it when that happens too. Everytime I go into town.
"You couldn't make a starfish any quieter cuz you can't hear a thing."
Wow that was deep.
Angela Merkel 😕🙄😒
“Was that you??”
“Nobody thinks it is me.” 😆😆😆😆😆😆
I refuse to believe this isn’t the original audio.
Same
So good they got me to subscribe
He is so stupid he would say something like that
@@JovieandHadleytheworkingdogs Not would, HAS.
ua-cam.com/video/fxOqbDU3ACg/v-deo.html
3:28 “yeah so i was thinki- HUH WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, never mind bud, nevermind bubby..
I loved when he said that super loudly lol
😂😂
That "Huh?? What did you say to me??" is HILARIOUS
Rest in peace, Prime Minister Abe
I really liked Abe. Poor man.😢
“I held a baby that looked like a peanut, like, _with_ the shell . . . it’s weird if you’re not expecting it.” 😂😂😂😂😂
He probably did. He can be so badly behaved. That characteristic never goes away.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Hey Arn't All Baby's Of his Kinda like An DRY roastED PINENUT Wwith ORANGE FLAVORINNN...
..Eps ;) Except Ivanka she justa SPICY COFEFEFE!!! LOL😜🍊
Ewwww that profile picture
@@Bruh-ob9mi what’s the problem with it?
@@blabboo It’s the typical Trump supporter image. Yuck.
"Tell your friend to let me gooooo"
Great impression there, loved that line! LOL
Do some old historical footage from World War II era. With FDR, Churchill, Hitler, Stalin, Truman, etc...
You made me remember an old UA-cam video of Hitler singing the theme from "The Jeffersons"
I sure wish someone would make a channel that gives pre-2000's videos and whatnot the BLR treatment.
Ya dont. That is UA-cam death
@@and_then_i_said_to_myself UA-cam is already dead, my friend.
@@thedonttouchthatdialguy for their channel...
UA-cam *Death* for Monetization
I love seeing him and Putin interact! It never gets old!!!
But he really should look at his pores...
Putin looks like the cat who caught the canary
Everyone was saying trump was Putins bitch but it definitely looks the other way around with body language. He looks like a trump fan girl
He had the time of his life when they got that dufus to white house.
@@DVD927 …the amused contempt on Putin’s face…
“I don’t like your suit OR your tie!”
HA-a-a-a-a-a-a-AAAAAA!
Lol she could say something like that and trump wouldn't even be mad... He worships her
*proceeds to screech like a Skarmory*
That was perfect
Probably what she actually said...some of these are so accurate they’re scary 😂😂
4:12
"I'm sowwi"
Kim Jong Un, 2019
"Diet Coke. It's here 'cause I brought it."
Probably my favorite line lol
"It's mine"
I’m almost sure these are his actual words
Vermont’s been fun....
Me at any party
"He's gonna find me a drink. A coola. Since there wasn't one at the cookie cafe in the mountains. Boom."
I believe there is nothing else he could have possibly been saying in that clip.
Duuuude... I agree
Ivanka's laugh gave me a case of the giggles.
Those scenes just remind me, WTF is she doing in those gatherings of leaders anyway? 'Take your kid to work' day is everyday with her.
@@LiveMusicOntario She's a senior presidential adviser.
@Mars Exulte got any proof of your bs comment?
@Mars Exulte omg 🤣
A goat could laugh better.
The part with putin was really funny. "Nobody thinks it was me" 😂
Did you see how aggressive their first handshake was?? Lmao
My favorite one was kim jong-un, please make more of him
I loved the voice you added on him, it was tailor-fit for him
I completely agree! It would be a crime if they allowed that amazing voice of Kim Jong Un to just be lost somewhere in the void so easily.
Give me your hand give me your hand GIVE ME YOUR HAND
-oh, and now you'll never have normal fingers
Mahmoud Qaddura I am still laughing at that part 😂😂
Awesome!
They say this is a bad lip reading, but I'm not fully convinced.
UwU
Lol
lmao the scene when he asks for cake actually looks like a super accurate lip reading
“Never mind bud - Never mind bubby.”
That whole scene had me crying 😂
4:13 Ivanka's laughter got me so bad :D My baby woke up...
By "my baby" you mean...............?
@@VIGNESHWARRR her laughter woke her child up
I don't blame you. I woke up my neighbour's baby.
She almost laughs like that.
I DESPERATELY want to see how these videos are made. I demand a "behind the scenes" or "the making of..." I just want a chance to see pure genius at work.
ME TOO!!
the hard part is getting all the presidents together
Never watched Mystery Science Theatre 3000 ? Obviously that's how they are made
@@FMFvideos enen that sounds simple compared to what he do
That's a trade secret 🤣
It doesn’t matter if you’re on the left or the right, these Bad Lip Readings that cover the president and presidential candidate are always hilarious.
Honestly Trump has so much comedic potential and it's just wasted on lazy "Drumpf dumb haha" jokes. BLR is actually funny.
I agree!! I lean more right but I still find them hilarious
@@shaeisgae8952 Couldn't agree more! The man is a comedic gold mine! BLR actually saw that and tapped into that potential.
They should of done the one where Trump and Hillary had to complement each other.
True! Somehow the person's personality, and current events are hilariously presented in an almost believable manner. And all without political bias!
So glad you put back the Bushes of Love outro again!
I listen to it as part of my everyday Playlist...
49 times...
The best ever ,!!
Ive got bushes of love, seagulls, its not a moon and chocolate lagoon on a USB plugged into my car stereo and blasting them out. ;) Fucking awesome tunes.
New BLR vid: Time to have Bushes of Love stuck in my head for a day or two.
Honestly is the only thing that made me laugh in months. Thank you so much for getting me out of depression
how are you doing now?
same here 😊
The poison apple bit was the funniest part and KJ said "Sahwee!"
"I held a baby that looked like a peanut. Like, WITH the shell. It's weird if you're not expecting it"
Omg I am dying 😂
Kitty Rawwrr best scene
Kitty Rawwrr 😂
Kitty Rawwrr ua-cam.com/video/2MG76GL6gTs/v-deo.html
best line XD
Saaaamee 😂😂😂😂😂😂
the fart scene with putin was MORE than worth the effort that goes into these vids... send this video out on the NEXT gold record into space. ever eat a poodle?
indeed. I was your 100th liker
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.....that whole Putin scene was hilarious!!! 😂🤣
SoleSurvivor I laughed out loud and woke up my wife!
4:17 I can't stop laughing at Ivanka's laugh.
“Are you saying hairpiece or herpes?” I. DIED.
Miss SuziQ I don’t have herpes 🤣
No her piece = grab by the *ussy.
He has both
I lost it then!
"Most disturbingly, I found out that ketchup isn't really from an animal. It's a vegetable, and now I'm scarred."🍅
KILLED ME!😆
its a fruit in germany.
Same
@@ngontri9921 It's classified as a fruit everywhere I believe. It's just put in the vegetable section in the States because that's where they put it back when supermarkets became a thing and the distinction wasn't known widely. So now it's there basically out of tradition simply because that's where people expect to find it and you'd have a ton of people asking your staff where they were if you moved them to the fruit section.
I know right? They displayed a fundamental lack of knowledge of tomatoes when they made that line--I wonder if they did that on purpose... lol
(tomato emoji included for the illiterate)
Plot twist
He acctually said all that
oh he did
It would be a plot twist if he didn't
*actually
@@yeetoscheetos5350 y u gotta do me like that.
This is more cohesive and intelligible than what what he actually says.
3:28 perfect voice for Kim 😂
I would have loved a BLR version of when Trump was over here in the UK for the D-Day anniversary with the Queen.
I would pay a whole 25 cents just to see that :o
This needs to happen!
I would have loved another BLR song a la "Seagulls" but this Trump spoof is cool.
or when Trump was was kissing zionist asses in israel while having a little funny hat on. heil israel.
@@carlhenry6223 what special relationship, you mean Britain as a subservient lapdog and the US as master?
“Now you’ll never have normal fingers”
no one else like this it’s at 69
this almost killed me
No one else like this it's at 420
I'm convinced this is what they're actually saying
Yep 100%
haha, the persona portrays Trumps intellect to the T :)
I’m convinced that your dad should have pulled out. (If you actually knew who he was)
@@SonnyGTA your mouth ever get sore from how hard you're lickin that boot?
@@SonnyGTA the dude is cognitively and intellectually impaired. you just choose to look past that
Oh my gosh 😂. Seriously so awesome job making these line up. Completely looks like they are saying this stuff. That’s talent.
I love how you don't make any political statement. It's just hilarious.
@Trouble Came Calling nah
Agree! It’s just entertaining without being hateful. Much appreciated!
YES!!!!!
@@user-nu3sd7zb2j yeah
@Trouble Came Calling wrong
"Later, I walked very slowly over to the DMV to meet my buddy KJ" 😂 LMAO
Ah, diet coke. Here cause I braught it. *Mine. It's MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.*
are u trying to persuade us that he didnt really say this?
That’s not how “brought” _is_ spelled, but that’s how it damn *SHOULD* be spelled.
NATHAN ua-cam.com/video/2MG76GL6gTs/v-deo.html
Omg !!!!
I'm so glad these popped up!!
Where have they been hiding all my life !!!
Keep them coming!!!!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
3:28 Oh God no! you caught me way off guard with Kim Jong Un voice! And Ivanka laughing like a goat!😆😆😆
The last Ivanka bad lip reading was HILARIOUS! So funny! Also the "shake my hand shake my hand"
Lol Kim’s voice actor is totally hilarious
I was thinking of a dolphin
I doubt some of these are actually bad lip readings.
Ok fnaf fanboy
The chair spin bit looks real
this is actual footage of what happened tho
@@antagonist7924 I never played that series beyond the first game. I just took the name and combined it with something else.
Now that you mention it... Wait a minute, This isn't right...
@Seagoer No. Orange man bad. *ORANGE MAN BAD*
"i like your dress"
"why thank you i threw up on it"
imagine going up to your crush and she says i like your shoes and you say why thank you i threw up on it.
Hey leave her alone
Meg (family guy) would have been able to say that to her crush
@@clemradio What?
@@papajohn5279 yk meg the character of family guy shes always awkward when talking to her crushes
Wait, does Abe have a- ah mean does Trumpette lady have a crush on wiat who crush on who?
"Now you will never have normal fingers." LMAO!! This is one of the funniest ones of these I've seen in a good while!
"I held a baby that looked like a peanut." LMAO!!
3:27
"Yeah I was--"
"HUH WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?"
This happens to me in conversation at least once a day.
Me, at my factory job, everytime someone talks to me.
😂 soon as that part came up I was dead rolling on the floor
"Wood and gravel are your leading products"
"Really?"
"Yes, sticks, sticks of wood"
Lol guns.
XD sticks ov vwood
I would have thought war and drugs were it's leading products 🤔
@@janetownley he is really evil
🤣
“Go get the apple I got him. It’s in the fridge.”
Kim is so awkward laugh and his Im Sowwy
Kim looked like such a beta when he looked away, it made me cringe lol
hey my brother got the same logo as his google profile what does that mean ?
@@plumtiara half-life
@@Lethal_Spoon ooo so its a game series. he even has a same poster for that
This one is my absolute favorite!!!
Me and the boys discussing strange things with world leaders.
I Think My Dog Is a Cat Stranger Things 3 perhaps?
StrangeR Things!
I Think My Dog Is a Cat, why do you think your dog is a cat?
Damn you guys are good !! You deliver slapshot schtick with no real setup & the sync up is amazing. That awkward voice over cadance portrayed is natural. Makes it damn funny ! Thanks !!!
“Nice dress”
“Thank you very much, I threw up on it!”
“Oh”
"Hey, hey hey, leave her alone"
"I held a baby that looked like a peanut, but like--WITH the shell? It's weird if you're not expecting it."
This video is a gem, I howled 😂
"Give me your hand"
"Not now"
"Give me your hand GIVE ME YOUR HAND GIVE ME YOUR HAND!!"
* shakes hand* "OK Hush now." *crunching sound*
LOL Imagine Gus says this to Walt when he needed to thank him and shake his hand.
He thinks he's scarred now? Wait till he figures out Ketchup is really from a...fruit. 💣💥
😂🤣😂🤣
Or that it's mainly vinegar and sugar.
There is no botanical definition of "vegetable", so it's not two opposing terms.
Tomato is botanically a fruit, but culinarily a vegetable.
@@davidgustavsson4000 I think that generally, in a scienific sense, a vegetable is considered any plant or part of a plant which is edible by humans... so all edible fruits are vegetables.
👏👏👏
Laying in a hospital bed after hip surgery and have to stop watching cause I'm worried that I break my implant from cracking up so much.
Get better bro
Laughter is the best medicine...well, in most cases, anyway! 😂 Hope you feel better soon!!
lol be careful
Get well soon!
There are worse ways to spend the day in hospital! Speedy recovery 🙂
Total boss move by Trump pulling Putin in with his handshake.
Only BLR can make every single person in politics actually likable.
Lol ikr
Except for Merkel.
@@stevenx7530 Don't think anything can make up for Merkels crimes against humanity
@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable what are merkels crimes against humanity? lmfao
@@yeetsmith1105 One is Ayatollah Merkel opened the borders completely to Europe for millions upon millions of isl amic terrorists. She is a *_TRAITOR_* and back in time she would be hung for high treason. Or shot. She betrayed not only her country, but all of Europe.
"Vermont's been great but I've got big news. I'm going to Seoul now. It'll be great to finally be in Asia." 😆🤣
I actually live in vermont, China
As a Vermonter, so proud host such a prestigious event 🤗
I read this as it said it in the video...I was really freaked out
Go Revive Yourself What's the maple syrup like there?
captainTubes LOL
“You have hair piece, yes?”
“Are you saying hair piece or herpes?”
“Like when you put much more hair on top.”
“... no I don’t have herpes.”
2:14
Yea i was confused what he actually said lol
Perhaps you should’ve tried lip-reading. Or simply turned on the subtitles.
Doesn’t Trump wear a toupee?
I thought he said her peas
Once I heard a story from a 87 year old Italian barber about a guy downtown that gave him hairpiece
3:15 “I held a baby that looked like a peanut, like WITH the shell, it’s weird if you’re not expecting it”
I actually died 😂😂😂
I love how each world leader is a perfect stereotype for their country lmao
Exactly, North Koreans are always offering to give me shady apples
@@gelatinoustyrant3789 And im always offering corn to unsuspecting strangers......
@The censored Racist what the f are you rambling about?
@@zoebernardo6400, i drink tea always too, your typical russian here.
With milk? I drink tea and coffee - simultaneously!
"Give me your hand please. GIVE ME YOUR HAND GIVE ME YOUR HAND! GIVE ME-"
"Hush. Okaayy... Does it huurt?"
"Yes. uh..."
"E-Ehh... Now you'll never have normal fingers."
Jesus christ xD
That really looked like he crushed his fingers lmao!!!
RedRoseSeptember22 when u hand shake u are supposed to use 100% of your strength
Dr. MEERKAT I can’t tell if you’re joking or being serious XD
@@dr.meerkat2641 Always use full force...
Hey, it's a terrible Hiroshima joke
"most disturbingly, I found out that ketchup isn't really from an animal. It's vegetable. And now I'm scarred"
"Most disturbingly I found out that ketchup isn't really from an animal, it's a vegetable and now I'm scarreed" OMFG LMFAOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You gotta let go-“ *Looks to Translator* “Tell your friend to let me go.”
I feel like 90% of this I what he actually said.
The problem of having no filter...
You have 69 likes, noice
So, maybe he does have herpes?
3:44 I died laughing how he slowly dies inside and then is like, “I’m sorwy” 😂💀😆
It’s ACTUALLY AT 3:57.
@@Theking49817 actually, it’s at 4:02
@@erenjaegars Well if you want to include the slowly dying part to make it funnier, then the first guy is right
That was my favourite part, I laughed so much
I'm Sowwy
You'll be missed dearest Abe. That smile of his is timeless.
“Starfish can’t get any quieter because you can’t hear a thing.” That’s facts
SaucyySam _ 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't get any more woke then that
丂卄ㄩㄒ乇ㄚ乇 ikr