I Rank EVERYTHING at Panda Express

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  • Опубліковано 9 січ 2025

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  • @Tman1204
    @Tman1204 2 роки тому +12

    JP and Julia back with another great video! Since you’ve been rating fast foods throughout this channel, I think you should make a rating the entire canes menu. Have a great day!

  • @marmeenoir2896
    @marmeenoir2896 2 роки тому +16

    Munchie has amazing self control not launching herself into the containers

  • @mudball35
    @mudball35 2 роки тому +17

    At Panda Express, I once got the fortune that read, "eat more chinese food." I was pissy about it.

    • @HJF
      @HJF  2 роки тому +2

      I got one that said “Lower minimum wage”

    • @MarcoAshford
      @MarcoAshford 2 роки тому

      @@HJF I got one fortune cookie few years ago, saying "Today is your treat to your friends", god darn it there were 6 people ordered 7 dishes.

  • @ShawnBrown567
    @ShawnBrown567 2 роки тому +10

    I just started working at panda a month ago and I actually love the bejing beef. This was absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @MandalorianMCOC
    @MandalorianMCOC 2 роки тому +15

    Anyone else kinda annoyed at "Honey Walnut Shrimp" being labeled incorrectly as "Honey Mustard" in the rankings every time? That's my favorite after Orange chicken at Panda Express!

  • @kevwwong
    @kevwwong 2 роки тому +7

    Panda Express really isn't bad tbh. It's good, Chinese-American style food that isn't a complete salt bomb (looking at you, PF Changs/Pei Wei). Could do better with the noodles/fried rice but I think that's an issue with all hot table takeaways. Just get the steamed rice and make your own fried rice the next day.

  • @doug186
    @doug186 2 роки тому +4

    Honey walnut shrimp is actually extra $. They always tell you that before you agree to the order.

  • @HighChewy
    @HighChewy 2 роки тому +12

    I had panda express for the first time last june and i ordered orange chicken, honey walnut shrimp, fried rice, and their chow mein (they’re all in one plate btw and it comes with a fortune cookie lol) I never had orange chicken before so my first was from panda express ofc and it tastes gooood, the rice and noodles are good as well. But the honey walnut shrimp surprised me..I thought I wasn’t gonna like it but it was so damn good! And earlier my family ate their once again and ofc I ordered the same thing because I haven’t eaten there for almost 6 months, I was expecting for the food to be soggy but the shrimp was hot and crispy! It was a great experience 💯
    Edit: there were some entrees that aren’t available here in the 🇵🇭 but hopefully they will come soon :)

  • @sonicboom7178
    @sonicboom7178 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite duo the randy onesie had me laughing 😂

  • @pismo_beach_life1780
    @pismo_beach_life1780 2 роки тому +2

    About 9 years ago I started watching your videos. and I've been loving them.
    That's even when Julia had a Messed up tooth.
    but ever since you got your new house and your dog
    I don't enjoy your videos as much anymore..
    I will not be following you guys anymore. It's been fun.
    Thanks for the good times. 😪😪😪

  • @ImmaSayKOOHWIP
    @ImmaSayKOOHWIP 2 роки тому +13

    honey sesame is literally the best thing at panda. and their fried rice is always soggy and mushy

    • @Patrick2480
      @Patrick2480 2 роки тому

      my bro told me, never get fried rice cause he was alway eat chow mein everytime i buy him food from panda. Tried honey walmnut shrimp recently after havin another local chinese restaurant's one.

    • @MarcoAshford
      @MarcoAshford 2 роки тому

      I grew up in China. Honey sesame chicken is horrible, what's your problem?

  • @Brysen617
    @Brysen617 2 роки тому +67

    Your shorts told us never to get sides from Panda! You're getting ripped off! Lol

    • @HJF
      @HJF  2 роки тому +27

      I’m so happy you caught this…
      I was cringing with every Al la carte option… but alas as a business decision I had to outweigh the rip off to the unnecessary additional sides I would get with the combos

    • @far8796
      @far8796 2 роки тому +1

      Sometimes.. sacrifices have to be made

    • @deathspawnproductions
      @deathspawnproductions 2 роки тому

      @HellthyJunkFood Ok that was not chow mein that was a crappy lomein chow mein is a crispy noodle with some meat and gravy like substance also usually accompanied by cabbage and carrots.

    • @klubberzvonhatzenbuhl563
      @klubberzvonhatzenbuhl563 2 роки тому +2

      @@HJF - you’re making everyone cringe now. WTF happened to your brand?!

    • @namos3369
      @namos3369 2 роки тому

      @@klubberzvonhatzenbuhl563 their content has mostly stayed the same, what are you on about?

  • @aineangeles2648
    @aineangeles2648 2 роки тому +1

    JP's panda costume... priceless

  • @jetjazz05
    @jetjazz05 2 роки тому +2

    The little pack of white rice is what you break out and put some soy sauce on at 3am when you need a snack and it's the only leftover from the meal lol.

  • @thomasmcdonald628
    @thomasmcdonald628 2 роки тому +1

    Jp's costume was the high light of this UA-cam video the panda express rating of their food was a great touch to this content

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 роки тому +1

    OMG JP DRESSED AS PANDA WENT TO PANDA EXPRESS!

  • @mariokings1294
    @mariokings1294 Рік тому +1

    Real eat and comments the most honest channel ever 👍😃👏👏

  • @jazzygrace2730
    @jazzygrace2730 2 роки тому

    I haven't watched yall in over 1 year

  • @datruth9813
    @datruth9813 2 роки тому +1

    I don't eat their beef.I only get mushroom chicken or black pepper chicken.Only 1/2 white rice with 1/2 super greens as sides.And an egg roll every now and then

  • @kellyherald1390
    @kellyherald1390 2 роки тому +5

    I actually like their chow mein. Although I do add soy sauce to it. Salty? Yes but it adds the right flavor to it.

  • @lunacy3
    @lunacy3 Рік тому +1

    I personally don’t like Panda Express whatsoever but the honey walnut shrimp is good asf

  • @stevenlima7598
    @stevenlima7598 2 роки тому +1

    Great show! Never herd about Panda Express till now. Now I got to check if there one in my area.

  • @calij586
    @calij586 2 роки тому +2

    No way dude!! My go to is green bean chicken

  • @bhingh4887
    @bhingh4887 2 роки тому +1

    love you guys💚

  • @Patrick2480
    @Patrick2480 2 роки тому +1

    if i hadnt much chicken dishes/teriyaki related during the week, would get teriyaki chicken on saturday night chinese dinner, if money wasnt an option, would get the shanghai beef, they once made a fresh batch with just the beef/onions, i never eat the mushrooms, green stuff, pepper, lately been eating too much beef/chicken during the week so decided to try their honey walnut shrimp, i like they get rid the tail so i just eat the shrimp whole, my brother told me dont get fried rice if you had to choose a side he says always got with chow mein. They used to offer hot and sour soup like some other chinese fast places in my area but dont anymore, they got rid of black pepper chicken few yrs ago before the the pandemic, so another local one is where go for it.

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 роки тому +1

    JP IS A PANDA!!!!!!!!!

  • @omnitrix1992
    @omnitrix1992 2 роки тому +2

    Sweetfire chicken is my favorite but my local Panda Express restaurants no longer have it.

  • @dank.sinatra
    @dank.sinatra 2 роки тому +2

    crab rangoon is the best thing american chinese food as to offer... just not at panda express

  • @teckelfou7804
    @teckelfou7804 2 роки тому

    I like white rice by itself when I'm not feeling well

  • @mokumboi19
    @mokumboi19 Рік тому

    Spoiler alert: Everything sucks at Panda Express. It's "Chinese food" for people who don't like Chinese food. Or flavor.

  • @drrelivemusic
    @drrelivemusic 2 роки тому +1

    Uhm sir… you make the best Beijing beef…REMEMBER??!! 😂😂😂

  • @specialcookday
    @specialcookday 2 роки тому +1

    What would happen if song Weird Al Yankovic " Rice Rice Baby " song 🎵
    front of store played so loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @karlkaiser7803
    @karlkaiser7803 2 роки тому

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING

  • @Candikanelane
    @Candikanelane 2 роки тому +1

    Mixing the super greens with the chow main 👌🏽

  • @taco7343
    @taco7343 2 роки тому +1

    Happy 3 mil🎉🥳😱

  • @David-en6jg
    @David-en6jg 2 роки тому

    Honey walnut shrimp bowl, half fried rice half greens.

  • @SBA76
    @SBA76 2 роки тому

    I went to panda, got myself food, came home, opened up youtube to have something to watch while I eat n seen this vid pop up 😂

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 роки тому +1

    THEY SHOULD DO PANDA EXPRESS VS PF CHANG'S!

  • @Epfanarchive
    @Epfanarchive 2 роки тому +1

    Love the panda costume

  • @brandonio_granger
    @brandonio_granger 2 роки тому +1

    Firecracker chicken is my favorite, unfortunately they only serve during Chinese New Year.

    • @Aphrodite01
      @Aphrodite01 4 місяці тому

      That’s my favorite too & my store made it for the past few weeks. They might stop now that the new bourbon hot chicken is out.

  • @richaveritt7297
    @richaveritt7297 2 роки тому +1

    Had Panda drive thru yesterday I got Kung Pao chicken because I liked the movie.

  • @ChaiMeiLan
    @ChaiMeiLan 2 роки тому +1

    I lived in China for 3 years and there were loads of beef dishes. 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @lstruggy
    @lstruggy 2 роки тому +1

    When I walk inside PE I order whatever the cook just finished cooking literally hot n steamy especially orange chicken n kungpao 😋

  • @slk2196
    @slk2196 2 роки тому

    Your dog is going to attack you in your sleep and then run away after this

  • @duckdog8052
    @duckdog8052 2 роки тому +1

    mushroom chicken is a prime number, got it.

  • @gabrielfuentes7314
    @gabrielfuentes7314 2 роки тому +3

    Hi you guys have the best video's

  • @Cheysancio16
    @Cheysancio16 2 роки тому

    Isnt ragoon cream cheese?

  • @ScoobyPack
    @ScoobyPack 2 роки тому

    buggin' for putting the chow mein in the graveyard smh

  • @Tobias69486
    @Tobias69486 Рік тому

    I will literally go to Panda Express and just order their teriyaki chicken a la carte.

  • @debbymontgomery8660
    @debbymontgomery8660 2 роки тому +6

    I so miss the Black pepper chicken. It needs to come back.

  • @annabond2993
    @annabond2993 2 роки тому +2

    They broke up ?!?! 😭😭😭

  • @elnino4445
    @elnino4445 2 роки тому +1

    Miss the old content

  • @ashleyl3907
    @ashleyl3907 2 роки тому

    My most favorite things all got sent to the graveyard! Spring rolls and string bean chicken with low mein.

  • @yeslek
    @yeslek 2 роки тому

    I LOVE their super greens!!!!

  • @noneprovided1960
    @noneprovided1960 2 роки тому

    Look at the sparkles in Jaepeeys hair.

  • @BoilingKoolaid
    @BoilingKoolaid 2 роки тому +1

    Julia looks less stoned this time. But I'm only 3 minutes in...

  • @ryanlee5875
    @ryanlee5875 2 роки тому

    Lol “honey mustard”

  • @mynxeats2360
    @mynxeats2360 2 роки тому

    Cute dog!! My favorite item at Panda Express is orange chicken!

  • @firenicolas1
    @firenicolas1 2 роки тому +1

    where the vegan one?

  • @cold316
    @cold316 2 роки тому +2

    Hi guys, you guys are awesome

    • @Roxas_DM
      @Roxas_DM 2 роки тому

      Correction you are awesome 🎉

  • @angieanderson6744
    @angieanderson6744 2 роки тому

    Why didnt u get beyond orange chicken ???

  • @Brooksie603
    @Brooksie603 2 роки тому

    Panda Express in my area is not good at all. I tried it twice and both times it was really bad. Independent restaurants are so much better. My mom moved to Florida and she only likes one place near where she lives. I had it when I visited and it was ok but not as good as the places I've been to in New England. If you ever visit Massachusetts, check out The Kowloon, Dumpling Daughter, and other non-chain places. Really good.

  • @wallbanger6248
    @wallbanger6248 2 роки тому +1

    I find Panda Express entrees to be too sweet.

  • @cloroxbleach6344
    @cloroxbleach6344 2 роки тому +1

    Julia reminds me of Megan Markle

  • @jngibson24
    @jngibson24 2 роки тому +1

    I like white rice

  • @soulessdarkangel
    @soulessdarkangel 2 роки тому

    I like panda when I go I would either get the honey walnut shrimp or the beef and broccoli with chow mein noodles and a egg roll or crab rangoon,

  • @CGF101
    @CGF101 Рік тому

    I always get a double order of the teriyaki grilled chicken and the noodles 👌🏻👌🏻

  • @dstanton3689
    @dstanton3689 2 роки тому +1

    I could have sworn I saw this before.

    • @HJF
      @HJF  2 роки тому +3

      If you watch it again, I can guarantee you’ve seen this before

  • @wzahrte
    @wzahrte 2 роки тому +2

    Love the channel but keeping it real. The way this video was shot was the crappiest. Way too much shaky cameras flipping back and forth.

  • @iggytsang4326
    @iggytsang4326 2 роки тому

    What happened to Egg plant Tofu?

  • @TheMail518
    @TheMail518 2 роки тому +4

    Woah! Did he just warn the dog that he could end up like beef if the dog eats the Bejing beef? lol
    Anyways, You are almost at 3M subscribers! :D

  • @Donsanity
    @Donsanity 2 роки тому

    lol Honey Walnut labeled as Honey Mustard.

  • @unipegrosequartz1987
    @unipegrosequartz1987 2 роки тому

    I cant tolerate Spicy 🌶 anything, so I stick to Honey 🍯 Walnut Shrimps 🍤 and the Noodles 🍜 and the Veggie Fried Rice 🍚 too. And my Drink of choice is Orange 🍊 Soda 🥤.

  • @laurenbowen8707
    @laurenbowen8707 2 роки тому

    Mushroom chicken is my number one.

  • @KevinJL
    @KevinJL Рік тому

    Holy mofungo 3:51

  • @jasonmitchell43
    @jasonmitchell43 2 роки тому

    Chow mein is literally al dente lo mein 🤣

  • @LordOfHunger777
    @LordOfHunger777 2 роки тому

    You put the awesome chicken egg roll in the graveyard and not the broccoli 🤬😱?!

  • @supermango7184
    @supermango7184 2 роки тому

    Nice panda tail

  • @lb8141
    @lb8141 2 роки тому

    Mushroom chicken is my favorite 😋

  • @Bajansirneil
    @Bajansirneil 2 роки тому

    I'm 100% Caribbean and know what is chow mein. Please tell me JP was joking.

  • @roysoto2715
    @roysoto2715 2 роки тому

    Ranking chick fil a

  • @Gabrieladogmom777
    @Gabrieladogmom777 Рік тому

    I always share with my dogs. Share you jerk!

  • @johnnykim85
    @johnnykim85 2 роки тому

    Honey chicken was my fav lol

  • @moomoopuppy508
    @moomoopuppy508 Рік тому

    Their meat is sketchy plus the extra charge sucks. I do like their chow mein though.

  • @boss6220
    @boss6220 2 роки тому

    The amount of slander about crab Rangoon or cream cheese wantons w/e you wanna call em.... judge not by authenticity but by taste...eat it with sweet chili sauce and stop judging guaranteed you like it

  • @neildeleon5983
    @neildeleon5983 2 роки тому

    Roadtrip episode pls

  • @Adjustvolume
    @Adjustvolume 2 роки тому

    Why JP's gray hair so shiny? Looks like tinsel on a Christmas tree.

  • @johncameron4194
    @johncameron4194 2 роки тому +1

    Cute dog

  • @Iplayvideogames938
    @Iplayvideogames938 2 роки тому

    Uhhhhhh put salt on the rice it’s good

  • @joeydemitro8976
    @joeydemitro8976 2 роки тому

    I LOVE PANDA EXPRESS CHINESE FOOD TOO MY FRIEND

  • @saraschneider6781
    @saraschneider6781 2 роки тому

    Kool-aid cough syrup chicken is #1, but he puts the wantons and egg rolls in the graveyard???

    • @HJF
      @HJF  2 роки тому +1

      Nah the teriyaki chicken is #1, Kool-Aid #2

    • @saraschneider6781
      @saraschneider6781 2 роки тому

      @@HJF my mistake. My point was it should be in the graveyard.

    • @HJF
      @HJF  2 роки тому

      @@saraschneider6781 what’s your favorite?

  • @RealMaskedChaos
    @RealMaskedChaos 2 роки тому

    L take on the honey sesame chicken. that's number 2 only behind orange chicken

  • @Cholaspen
    @Cholaspen Рік тому

    I’ve never disagreed with someone more 😂

  • @QuarterrQ
    @QuarterrQ 2 роки тому

    chicken parmesan

  • @benjaminbarwick4761
    @benjaminbarwick4761 2 роки тому

    3 million subscriber video very soon!

  • @Romanmfx
    @Romanmfx 8 місяців тому

    Here from kill tony

  • @wendalboy
    @wendalboy 2 роки тому

    i miss the snaggle

    • @lulubell31
      @lulubell31 2 роки тому

      I thought it was just me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @klubberzvonhatzenbuhl563
    @klubberzvonhatzenbuhl563 2 роки тому

    Poor JP. Pretty soon he’s gonna be working at Taco Bell again. Because he disrespected his fans.

  • @jetjazz05
    @jetjazz05 2 роки тому +2

    Never been to a Panda Express, can't see myself ever going either. Every time somebody at works gets it for lunch, wow... shock and surprise, it's always the orange chicken.

    • @mokumboi19
      @mokumboi19 Рік тому

      Don't bother, it's not good. Or even good-adjacent. You'll be sad you spent money and stomach space on it.

  • @konlimlim
    @konlimlim 2 роки тому

    Jollibee food